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(KPTV Portland)   Rescue crews resume looking hard for smoking hot naked 19-year-old brunette (w/pic)   (kptv.com) divider line 11
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2013-06-15 07:18:03 PM  
2 votes:
Being a dumb college student, taking some 'shrooms and traipsing around the mountains should not be a death sentence (as a CU, Boulder alumnus, I am qualified to speak to this).
She was, however, farking around with nature. The outdoors demand a healthy amount of respect. Bears, hypothermia, dehydration and broken bones don't care how many times you've read Edward Abbey.
The best possible outcome is that this young woman is found safe but embarrassed and terrified, and that she is forced to sell the Prius that her parents bought her to help pay for the rescue efforts, thereby learning a valuable lesson.
2013-06-15 07:14:51 PM  
1 votes:
OR she met someone she knows and is lying up in some crappy flat stoned off her face.
2013-06-15 07:03:48 PM  
1 votes:
All I have to say is that if she is found alive and in one piece, there better be tons of nekkid pics forthcoming.
2013-06-15 06:25:42 PM  
1 votes:
Disappeared naked on a paved road.  She's gone.
2013-06-15 06:17:29 PM  
1 votes:
I still think she's pretty though.  Hope they find her.
2013-06-15 06:10:18 PM  
1 votes:

scrumpox: I don't know about smokin' hot.  She looks like a young Benicio Del Toro to me...


Nailed it!
2013-06-15 06:08:51 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know about smokin' hot.  She looks like a young Benicio Del Toro to me...
2013-06-15 04:12:19 PM  
1 votes:

cretinbob: Meth is a hell of a drug


Sounds like shrooms to me.
2013-06-15 04:10:05 PM  
1 votes:

Arthur Jumbles: Some mountain man must have thought it was Christmas when she walked by...


That's what I'm starting to think. One article followed her trail to a road. Naked and "on a quest" is a bad combo.
2013-06-15 03:48:25 PM  
1 votes:
Meth is a hell of a drug
2013-06-15 03:08:28 PM  
1 votes:
Some mountain man must have thought it was Christmas when she walked by...
 
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