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(KPTV Portland)   Rescue crews resume looking hard for smoking hot naked 19-year-old brunette (w/pic)   (kptv.com) divider line 116
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2013-06-15 11:10:38 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: I think I'm go back to the bra thread :/

There's a bra thread?  Where?  Are there pictures?

/eip


Milwaukee tavern to hang their bras up in the ceiling again, hooray for boobies
/Lots and gonna be more you need to be on the list ; )
 
2013-06-15 11:16:40 PM

Sid_6.7: Enemabag Jones: /What is her source of fire?

Her knife if she can find the right kind of stone. Or a fire drill. Easy if you've got the knife.

If she really knows what she'd doing, she should be fine. But, she easily might not.


Wandering off alone and naked into the woods isn't a good idea, but I guess it's doable if there's plenty of water sources around.
 
2013-06-15 11:17:38 PM

Sid_6.7: Enemabag Jones: /What is her source of fire?

Her knife if she can find the right kind of stone. Or a fire drill. Easy if you've got the knife.

If she really knows what she'd doing, she should be fine. But, she easily might not.


Unfortunately my hunch is that she doesn't, since she's naked and missing in the wilderness.
 
2013-06-15 11:21:20 PM

pyrotek85: Sid_6.7: Enemabag Jones: /What is her source of fire?

Her knife if she can find the right kind of stone. Or a fire drill. Easy if you've got the knife.

If she really knows what she'd doing, she should be fine. But, she easily might not.

Unfortunately my hunch is that she doesn't, since she's naked and missing in the wilderness.


Oh, she's probably hosed, but OTOH, "naked and missing in the wilderness" describes our own species for much of its existence.
 
2013-06-15 11:35:54 PM
I just hope on her spiritual quest she doesn't meet up with the spirit of the bear or the spirit of the mountain lion.  The headline of this should have been "Thousands volunteer for search and rescue."
 
2013-06-15 11:41:27 PM

sabinelr: I just hope on her spiritual quest she doesn't meet up with the spirit of the bear or the spirit of the mountain lion.  The headline of this should have been "Thousands volunteer for search and rescue."


Well she probably has become spirit form herself so...
 
2013-06-15 11:43:42 PM
I'm going to have to be blunt.  This is a clear case of Darwinism in action.  Her family will probably sue the parks department for failing to put up signs saying, "Do not hike naked while tripping on drugs."
 
2013-06-16 12:01:52 AM

ongbok: Three Crooked Squirrels: cretinbob: Meth is a hell of a drug

Sounds like shrooms to me.

When I read that she left naked on a spiritual quest and none of her friends tried to stop her, I figured some kind of drugs were involved.


gee. ya think?
 
2013-06-16 12:28:11 AM
i26.photobucket.com

Found her.
 
2013-06-16 12:42:43 AM
Looks like this one blows away the crazy-hot scale.
 
2013-06-16 09:28:06 AM

mikeguyver: megarian: I'm in.

sounds like happy funtimes allright... (also, non thread music:  listen to this yet?)

Weaver95: now THAT is a party!

agreed. hope it's not what the bears are repeating... because ...it^  bears... repeating///  get it?

/hoo boy
//opens another...


(A little late)

I sure did give it a listen. And thank you.
 
2013-06-16 10:31:55 AM
This became an AW thread pretty quickly...
 
2013-06-16 11:50:59 AM

megarian: I come with attachments.


Yeah, attachments definitely help people come.
 
2013-06-16 11:59:23 AM
TTIUWP?
 
2013-06-16 12:42:21 PM

TheJoe03: Aren't the forests in the PNW some of the densest and wildest in the world? That's big time bear territory, she's farked and it's hard to find people in the forests up there.


There are *still* unclimbed mountains in Washington, if that tells you anything.
 
2013-06-16 12:51:35 PM
Maureen Kelly, from Vancouver, WA, hasn't been seen since June 9, when she left a Canyon Creek campsite in Skamania County. A friend told sheriff's deputies Kelly left on a spiritual quest at 5 p.m. that day. She was wearing nothing but a fanny pack with a knife, a compass and a couple other items inside.

Sounds more like she's wearing the urban survival kit.

fanny pack
howcool.com

knife

www.zorkikat.com

compass

i01.i.aliimg.com

If they don't find her dead, wrapped in plastic I'd try One-Eyed Jack's.
 
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