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(KPTV Portland)   Rescue crews resume looking hard for smoking hot naked 19-year-old brunette (w/pic)   (kptv.com) divider line 116
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2013-06-15 03:08:28 PM
Some mountain man must have thought it was Christmas when she walked by...
 
2013-06-15 03:48:25 PM
Meth is a hell of a drug
 
2013-06-15 04:10:05 PM

Arthur Jumbles: Some mountain man must have thought it was Christmas when she walked by...


That's what I'm starting to think. One article followed her trail to a road. Naked and "on a quest" is a bad combo.
 
2013-06-15 04:12:19 PM

cretinbob: Meth is a hell of a drug


Sounds like shrooms to me.
 
2013-06-15 04:28:29 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: cretinbob: Meth is a hell of a drug

Sounds like shrooms to me.


When I read that she left naked on a spiritual quest and none of her friends tried to stop her, I figured some kind of drugs were involved.
 
2013-06-15 04:52:17 PM

ongbok: When I read that she left naked on a spiritual quest and none of her friends tried to stop her, I figured some kind of drugs were involved.


I dunno, I have some friends that are strictly drug-free, and I wouldn't put this sort of spiritual quest past a couple of them.
 
2013-06-15 04:55:44 PM
Earlier this week, Kelly's brother told KPTV that Kelly is comfortable and capable in the outdoors, but she wasn't as prepared as he would have liked.

[facepalm.jpg]
 
2013-06-15 05:00:21 PM
spiritual quest?  must be peyote.
 
2013-06-15 05:10:06 PM
What a coincidence, I've been looking for a smoking hot naked 19-year-old brunette for years.
 
2013-06-15 05:28:20 PM
To be fair, Submitter, we do not know at this time if she is actually on fire.
 
2013-06-15 05:28:54 PM
i.imgur.com

Someone clearly didn't think this through.  That's like a bear dessert.
 
2013-06-15 05:31:35 PM

Lsherm: [i.imgur.com image 399x218]

Someone clearly didn't think this through.  That's like a bear dessert.


I hope she wasn't on the rag traipsing naked through the woods. If so they should have a trail to follow.
 
2013-06-15 06:08:32 PM
I think she found a Squatch and his wood
 
2013-06-15 06:08:51 PM
I don't know about smokin' hot.  She looks like a young Benicio Del Toro to me...
 
2013-06-15 06:10:18 PM

scrumpox: I don't know about smokin' hot.  She looks like a young Benicio Del Toro to me...


Nailed it!
 
2013-06-15 06:11:00 PM

whither_apophis: Arthur Jumbles: Some mountain man must have thought it was Christmas when she walked by...

That's what I'm starting to think. One article followed her trail to a road. Naked and "on a quest" is a bad combo.


'It put's the lotion on it's skin...'

They'll find her remains in a few years, or never.
 
2013-06-15 06:11:28 PM
Also, according to heavy.com, she "entered the woods at its most dangerous point". Camp Rapealot, I'm guessing.
 
2013-06-15 06:14:45 PM
FTA "The search for a 19-year-old woman who was naked when she set off on a "spiritual quest" resumed Saturday morning."

And by "spiritual quest" you mean go into the woods, get stoned, and fark some other hairy smelly hippies then yeah. Totally spiritual.

Also...


kptv.images.worldnow.com

Judging by the size of her right arm compared to her left It looks like she recently discovered internet pr0n.

/Also answers the question of 'who else but Quagmire?'
//Giggity
 
2013-06-15 06:14:57 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-15 06:15:40 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: scrumpox: I don't know about smokin' hot.  She looks like a young Benicio Del Toro to me...

Nailed it!


Yeeees!  It's those brows man....those brows...
 
2013-06-15 06:17:29 PM
I still think she's pretty though.  Hope they find her.
 
2013-06-15 06:18:14 PM
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
 
2013-06-15 06:19:33 PM
"fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.
 
2013-06-15 06:21:23 PM

theotherbilly: Did you guys see the size of that chicken?


Very appropriate with your handle.
 
2013-06-15 06:23:08 PM
frocktalk.com
 
2013-06-15 06:23:14 PM
Naked, tripping and lost is no way to go through life, girl.
 
2013-06-15 06:25:42 PM
Disappeared naked on a paved road.  She's gone.
 
2013-06-15 06:28:36 PM
Looks like a female Gilbert Godfreid.
 
2013-06-15 06:30:01 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: cretinbob: Meth is a hell of a drug

Sounds like shrooms to me.


Datura.
 
2013-06-15 06:35:10 PM
How long ago do you think they found her?
 
2013-06-15 06:36:19 PM

meintx2001: Disappeared naked on a paved road.  She's gone.


No.

I'm sure they'll find parts of her strewn along a 100 mile or so stretch of highway.
 
2013-06-15 06:36:52 PM
I hope they find her before she gets eaten, or worse, fingered.
 
2013-06-15 06:37:40 PM
Lulz. 'Spiritual quest'.

Had it coming.
 
2013-06-15 06:37:59 PM
I heard most of the rescuers gave up the search when the supervisor rescinded the "first one to find her keeps her" promise.
 
2013-06-15 06:43:15 PM

YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.


I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.
 
2013-06-15 06:45:10 PM
She looks like that Asian cylon girl.

So... There's probably another copy
 
2013-06-15 06:48:11 PM
 A friend told sheriff's deputies Kelly left on a spiritual quest at 5 p.m. that day. She was wearing nothing but a fanny pack with a knife, a compass and a couple other items inside.

crow202.org
 
2013-06-15 06:49:00 PM
What the search parties are expecting (NSFW)

http://i.imgbox.com/acws0ck5.jpg
 
2013-06-15 06:50:27 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: cretinbob: Meth is a hell of a drug

Sounds like shrooms to me.


Bing bing bing!  Not judging, I've wandered around the woods nekkid my own self in my youth.
 
2013-06-15 06:50:50 PM
Meh.
 
2013-06-15 07:03:26 PM
I've a feeling that this won't end well. Predators, both 2 legged and 4 legged can be found in areas such as these.

A journey to "find one's self" is a wonderful idea, but a bit of planning can prevent what might be a tragedy.
 
2013-06-15 07:03:48 PM
All I have to say is that if she is found alive and in one piece, there better be tons of nekkid pics forthcoming.
 
2013-06-15 07:03:57 PM

megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.


If your search is hard for more than 4 hours please consult a physician.
 
2013-06-15 07:05:48 PM

YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.


now THAT is a party!
 
2013-06-15 07:08:54 PM
Sadly, by now she's either bear poop, a sex slave, or body parts in someone's basement.
 
2013-06-15 07:12:36 PM
At this point she is probablly less smoking hot and more stinking cold.
 
2013-06-15 07:13:04 PM
i309.photobucket.com

Looks like everybody is having a good time!
 
2013-06-15 07:14:51 PM
OR she met someone she knows and is lying up in some crappy flat stoned off her face.
 
2013-06-15 07:15:13 PM

FrancoFile: Sadly, by now she's either bear poop, a sex slave, or body parts in someone's basement.


It is western Washington. You don't need to bother burying shiat in your basement around here. You can just toss them in the ridiculously thick woods and they will never be found. That is why we have so many serial killers that get such crazy body counts.

/WE'RE #1!
//Agree that she's dead though.
 
2013-06-15 07:16:30 PM
Aren't the forests in the PNW some of the densest and wildest in the world? That's big time bear territory, she's farked and it's hard to find people in the forests up there.
 
2013-06-15 07:18:03 PM
Being a dumb college student, taking some 'shrooms and traipsing around the mountains should not be a death sentence (as a CU, Boulder alumnus, I am qualified to speak to this).
She was, however, farking around with nature. The outdoors demand a healthy amount of respect. Bears, hypothermia, dehydration and broken bones don't care how many times you've read Edward Abbey.
The best possible outcome is that this young woman is found safe but embarrassed and terrified, and that she is forced to sell the Prius that her parents bought her to help pay for the rescue efforts, thereby learning a valuable lesson.
 
2013-06-15 07:19:10 PM

thecpt: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

If your search is hard for more than 4 hours please consult a physician.


Fark that. I'll call a neighbor.
 
2013-06-15 07:19:15 PM
I think we all know what happened to her.
 
2013-06-15 07:44:28 PM
You can't find a spirit unless you are one.
 
2013-06-15 07:49:02 PM

Lsherm: [i.imgur.com image 399x218]

Someone clearly didn't think this through.  That's like a bear dessert.


FOUND HER!


mjcdn.motherjones.com
 
2013-06-15 08:18:10 PM
She's got to be bear poop by now.
 
2013-06-15 08:26:35 PM

megarian: I'm in.


sounds like happy funtimes allright... (also, non thread music:  listen to this yet?)

Weaver95: now THAT is a party!


agreed. hope it's not what the bears are repeating... because ...it^  bears... repeating///  get it?

/hoo boy
//opens another...
 
2013-06-15 08:31:24 PM

megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.


That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.
 
2013-06-15 08:40:47 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.


Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!
 
2013-06-15 08:42:09 PM
Not going to end well.
 
2013-06-15 08:44:59 PM
Should have taken a slow-running friend with her.
 
2013-06-15 08:56:42 PM

unyon: Three Crooked Squirrels: cretinbob: Meth is a hell of a drug

Sounds like shrooms to me.

Bing bing bing!  Not judging, I've wandered around the woods nekkid my own self in my youth.


sambluesnark: I've a feeling that this won't end well. Predators, both 2 legged and 4 legged can be found in areas such as these.

A journey to "find one's self" is a wonderful idea, but a bit of planning can prevent what might be a tragedy.


I still get nekkid when I'm deep in a forest but at least I have all my essential gear in my waterproof rucksack.


Weaver95: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

now THAT is a party!


Hardly. They left out 1 oz bag o weed, 2 grams of coke and a lump of crack the size of someone's head.

FrancoFile: Sadly, by now she's either bear poop, a sex slave, or body parts in someone's basement.


The logical part of my brain (if I had a brain) would say that she is now bear poop. The horny part would say sex slave.
 
2013-06-15 09:16:33 PM
Me and my cock would like to search for her ..
 
2013-06-15 09:25:10 PM
Barefoot? Yeah, that's really not smart. Wear the boots even if that's all you're wearing.
 
2013-06-15 09:25:47 PM
Maureen Kelly, from Vancouver, WA, hasn't been seen since June 9, when she left a Canyon Creek campsite in Skamania County. A friend told sheriff's deputies Kelly left on a spiritual quest at 5 p.m. that day. She was wearing nothing but a fanny pack with a knife, a compass and a couple other items inside.

Survivorwoman.
/What is her source of fire?
 
2013-06-15 09:26:40 PM
Sad, nothing but.
 
2013-06-15 09:31:06 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!


Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.
 
2013-06-15 09:38:35 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.


You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D
 
2013-06-15 09:38:56 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.


I come with attachments.
 
2013-06-15 09:43:02 PM
Scrolled through looking for the obvious Simpsons reference (did not read all text), and am most disappointed.
 
2013-06-15 09:43:08 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.


I knew you wouldn't just order the time machine ; )
 
2013-06-15 09:43:19 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.


As long as you got that gi joe

Kung fu grip.


Alright, back to Jesus Christ hope this pretty girl is ok.
 
2013-06-15 09:44:58 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D


*sigh*  It's been so long, I forgot about that.

Obligatory, "go on ..."
 
2013-06-15 09:45:35 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.

I knew you wouldn't just order the time machine ; )


Totally worth the extra shipping and "handling".
 
2013-06-15 09:46:15 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.


You'd probably wear out a sybian.
 
2013-06-15 09:53:09 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.

You'd probably wear out a sybian.


Yeah. I have a lot of spare time. Difficulty: I rode horses competitively from 7 to 16 years old. True story.
 
2013-06-15 09:57:21 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.

You'd probably wear out a sybian.

Yeah. I have a lot of spare time. Difficulty: I rode horses competitively from 7 to 16 years old. True story.


Awesome.  I ride, too.  Though not lately.  My saddle (English) has been gathering dust.

There's a dirty joke or come-on line in there.  But it's too damn obvious so I'll pass it up.
 
2013-06-15 10:00:39 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D


Lets hear more about these lady boners...
 
2013-06-15 10:00:53 PM
I'm a little puzzled that her friends just let her wander off naked into the woods on a 'spiritual quest.'
 
2013-06-15 10:06:04 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I'm a little puzzled that her friends just let her wander off naked into the woods on a 'spiritual quest.'


Do you not have friends like that?
 
2013-06-15 10:06:40 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I'm a little puzzled not surprised that her friends were so stoned that they just let her wander off naked into the woods on a 'spiritual quest.'


FTFY
 
2013-06-15 10:07:52 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.

You'd probably wear out a sybian.

Yeah. I have a lot of spare time. Difficulty: I rode horses competitively from 7 to 16 years old. True story.

Awesome.  I ride, too.  Though not lately.  My saddle (English) has been gathering dust.

There's a dirty joke or come-on line in there.  But it's too damn obvious so I'll pass it up.


Hmmm, we had horses for about 15 years, but I've only ridden a western saddle.
Oh, I'll turn a riding joke into a song ; )
 
2013-06-15 10:08:34 PM
i317.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-15 10:08:38 PM

Mellotiger: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D

Lets hear more about these lady boners...


Proof of age may be required ; )
 
2013-06-15 10:09:43 PM
This was found among her possessions.

funnyshare.org
 
2013-06-15 10:09:49 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Mellotiger: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D

Lets hear more about these lady boners...

Proof of age may be required ; )


So you're going to be asking for my credit card number to validate my age?
 
2013-06-15 10:15:18 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Mellotiger: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D

Lets hear more about these lady boners...

Proof of age may be required ; )

So you're going to be asking for my credit card number to validate my age?


Hmmm, that's a good idea ; )
I might be able to afford friends that don't let me walk out into the woods naked while tripping.
 
2013-06-15 10:17:03 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Mellotiger: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D

Lets hear more about these lady boners...

Proof of age may be required ; )

So you're going to be asking for my credit card number to validate my age?

Hmmm, that's a good idea ; )
I might be able to afford friends that don't let me walk out into the woods naked while tripping.


Nope. I go on a strictly cash-only basis.  :D
 
2013-06-15 10:24:07 PM
Finders keepers?

/I'll fly in to help on the search
 
2013-06-15 10:25:52 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Mellotiger: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D

Lets hear more about these lady boners...

Proof of age may be required ; )

So you're going to be asking for my credit card number to validate my age?

Hmmm, that's a good idea ; )
I might be able to afford friends that don't let me walk out into the woods naked while tripping.

Nope. I go on a strictly cash-only basis.  :D


Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.
 
2013-06-15 10:33:01 PM

bingethinker: Barefoot? Yeah, that's really not smart. Wear the boots even if that's all you're wearing.


Yep, one jagged rock to cut your foot and you're screwed, especially if you're not used to going barefoot and don't have calluses.
 
2013-06-15 10:38:34 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Mellotiger: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D

Lets hear more about these lady boners...

Proof of age may be required ; )

So you're going to be asking for my credit card number to validate my age?

Hmmm, that's a good idea ; )
I might be able to afford friends that don't let me walk out into the woods naked while tripping.

Nope. I go on a strictly cash-only basis.  :D

Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.


I may be on fark, but I'm not an idiot, little girl.
 
2013-06-15 10:38:38 PM

megarian: Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.


I know, I has a sad now and feel lost out in the woods : (
 
2013-06-15 10:39:49 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.

I know, I has a sad now and feel lost out in the woods : (


Want to go hiking in the redwood forest?
 
2013-06-15 10:45:33 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.

I know, I has a sad now and feel lost out in the woods : (

Want to go hiking in the redwood forest?


Actually yes but I'm weary because of my previous comment ; )
 
2013-06-15 10:47:08 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.

I know, I has a sad now and feel lost out in the woods : (

Want to go hiking in the redwood forest?

Actually yes but I'm weary because of my previous comment ; )


You're tired from your comment?
 
2013-06-15 10:51:06 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.

I know, I has a sad now and feel lost out in the woods : (

Want to go hiking in the redwood forest?

Actually yes but I'm weary because of my previous comment ; )

You're tired from your comment?


Yes so tired I can't spell : )
 
2013-06-15 10:54:18 PM
I think I'm go back to the bra thread :/
 
2013-06-15 11:00:12 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: I think I'm go back to the bra thread :/


There's a bra thread?  Where?  Are there pictures?

/eip
 
2013-06-15 11:05:43 PM

Enemabag Jones: /What is her source of fire?


Her knife if she can find the right kind of stone. Or a fire drill. Easy if you've got the knife.

If she really knows what she'd doing, she should be fine. But, she easily might not.
 
2013-06-15 11:10:38 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: I think I'm go back to the bra thread :/

There's a bra thread?  Where?  Are there pictures?

/eip


Milwaukee tavern to hang their bras up in the ceiling again, hooray for boobies
/Lots and gonna be more you need to be on the list ; )
 
2013-06-15 11:16:40 PM

Sid_6.7: Enemabag Jones: /What is her source of fire?

Her knife if she can find the right kind of stone. Or a fire drill. Easy if you've got the knife.

If she really knows what she'd doing, she should be fine. But, she easily might not.


Wandering off alone and naked into the woods isn't a good idea, but I guess it's doable if there's plenty of water sources around.
 
2013-06-15 11:17:38 PM

Sid_6.7: Enemabag Jones: /What is her source of fire?

Her knife if she can find the right kind of stone. Or a fire drill. Easy if you've got the knife.

If she really knows what she'd doing, she should be fine. But, she easily might not.


Unfortunately my hunch is that she doesn't, since she's naked and missing in the wilderness.
 
2013-06-15 11:21:20 PM

pyrotek85: Sid_6.7: Enemabag Jones: /What is her source of fire?

Her knife if she can find the right kind of stone. Or a fire drill. Easy if you've got the knife.

If she really knows what she'd doing, she should be fine. But, she easily might not.

Unfortunately my hunch is that she doesn't, since she's naked and missing in the wilderness.


Oh, she's probably hosed, but OTOH, "naked and missing in the wilderness" describes our own species for much of its existence.
 
2013-06-15 11:35:54 PM
I just hope on her spiritual quest she doesn't meet up with the spirit of the bear or the spirit of the mountain lion.  The headline of this should have been "Thousands volunteer for search and rescue."
 
2013-06-15 11:41:27 PM

sabinelr: I just hope on her spiritual quest she doesn't meet up with the spirit of the bear or the spirit of the mountain lion.  The headline of this should have been "Thousands volunteer for search and rescue."


Well she probably has become spirit form herself so...
 
2013-06-15 11:43:42 PM
I'm going to have to be blunt.  This is a clear case of Darwinism in action.  Her family will probably sue the parks department for failing to put up signs saying, "Do not hike naked while tripping on drugs."
 
2013-06-16 12:01:52 AM

ongbok: Three Crooked Squirrels: cretinbob: Meth is a hell of a drug

Sounds like shrooms to me.

When I read that she left naked on a spiritual quest and none of her friends tried to stop her, I figured some kind of drugs were involved.


gee. ya think?
 
2013-06-16 12:28:11 AM
i26.photobucket.com

Found her.
 
2013-06-16 12:42:43 AM
Looks like this one blows away the crazy-hot scale.
 
2013-06-16 09:28:06 AM

mikeguyver: megarian: I'm in.

sounds like happy funtimes allright... (also, non thread music:  listen to this yet?)

Weaver95: now THAT is a party!

agreed. hope it's not what the bears are repeating... because ...it^  bears... repeating///  get it?

/hoo boy
//opens another...


(A little late)

I sure did give it a listen. And thank you.
 
2013-06-16 10:31:55 AM
This became an AW thread pretty quickly...
 
2013-06-16 11:50:59 AM

megarian: I come with attachments.


Yeah, attachments definitely help people come.
 
2013-06-16 11:59:23 AM
TTIUWP?
 
2013-06-16 12:42:21 PM

TheJoe03: Aren't the forests in the PNW some of the densest and wildest in the world? That's big time bear territory, she's farked and it's hard to find people in the forests up there.


There are *still* unclimbed mountains in Washington, if that tells you anything.
 
2013-06-16 12:51:35 PM
Maureen Kelly, from Vancouver, WA, hasn't been seen since June 9, when she left a Canyon Creek campsite in Skamania County. A friend told sheriff's deputies Kelly left on a spiritual quest at 5 p.m. that day. She was wearing nothing but a fanny pack with a knife, a compass and a couple other items inside.

Sounds more like she's wearing the urban survival kit.

fanny pack
howcool.com

knife

www.zorkikat.com

compass

i01.i.aliimg.com

If they don't find her dead, wrapped in plastic I'd try One-Eyed Jack's.
 
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