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2013-06-15 07:18:03 PM
Being a dumb college student, taking some 'shrooms and traipsing around the mountains should not be a death sentence (as a CU, Boulder alumnus, I am qualified to speak to this).
She was, however, farking around with nature. The outdoors demand a healthy amount of respect. Bears, hypothermia, dehydration and broken bones don't care how many times you've read Edward Abbey.
The best possible outcome is that this young woman is found safe but embarrassed and terrified, and that she is forced to sell the Prius that her parents bought her to help pay for the rescue efforts, thereby learning a valuable lesson.
 
2013-06-15 07:19:10 PM

thecpt: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

If your search is hard for more than 4 hours please consult a physician.


Fark that. I'll call a neighbor.
 
2013-06-15 07:19:15 PM
I think we all know what happened to her.
 
2013-06-15 07:44:28 PM
You can't find a spirit unless you are one.
 
2013-06-15 07:49:02 PM

Lsherm: [i.imgur.com image 399x218]

Someone clearly didn't think this through.  That's like a bear dessert.


FOUND HER!


mjcdn.motherjones.com
 
2013-06-15 08:18:10 PM
She's got to be bear poop by now.
 
2013-06-15 08:26:35 PM

megarian: I'm in.


sounds like happy funtimes allright... (also, non thread music:  listen to this yet?)

Weaver95: now THAT is a party!


agreed. hope it's not what the bears are repeating... because ...it^  bears... repeating///  get it?

/hoo boy
//opens another...
 
2013-06-15 08:31:24 PM

megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.


That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.
 
2013-06-15 08:40:47 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.


Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!
 
2013-06-15 08:42:09 PM
Not going to end well.
 
2013-06-15 08:44:59 PM
Should have taken a slow-running friend with her.
 
2013-06-15 08:56:42 PM

unyon: Three Crooked Squirrels: cretinbob: Meth is a hell of a drug

Sounds like shrooms to me.

Bing bing bing!  Not judging, I've wandered around the woods nekkid my own self in my youth.


sambluesnark: I've a feeling that this won't end well. Predators, both 2 legged and 4 legged can be found in areas such as these.

A journey to "find one's self" is a wonderful idea, but a bit of planning can prevent what might be a tragedy.


I still get nekkid when I'm deep in a forest but at least I have all my essential gear in my waterproof rucksack.


Weaver95: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

now THAT is a party!


Hardly. They left out 1 oz bag o weed, 2 grams of coke and a lump of crack the size of someone's head.

FrancoFile: Sadly, by now she's either bear poop, a sex slave, or body parts in someone's basement.


The logical part of my brain (if I had a brain) would say that she is now bear poop. The horny part would say sex slave.
 
2013-06-15 09:16:33 PM
Me and my cock would like to search for her ..
 
2013-06-15 09:25:10 PM
Barefoot? Yeah, that's really not smart. Wear the boots even if that's all you're wearing.
 
2013-06-15 09:25:47 PM
Maureen Kelly, from Vancouver, WA, hasn't been seen since June 9, when she left a Canyon Creek campsite in Skamania County. A friend told sheriff's deputies Kelly left on a spiritual quest at 5 p.m. that day. She was wearing nothing but a fanny pack with a knife, a compass and a couple other items inside.

Survivorwoman.
/What is her source of fire?
 
2013-06-15 09:26:40 PM
Sad, nothing but.
 
2013-06-15 09:31:06 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!


Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.
 
2013-06-15 09:38:35 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.


You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D
 
2013-06-15 09:38:56 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.


I come with attachments.
 
2013-06-15 09:43:02 PM
Scrolled through looking for the obvious Simpsons reference (did not read all text), and am most disappointed.
 
2013-06-15 09:43:08 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.


I knew you wouldn't just order the time machine ; )
 
2013-06-15 09:43:19 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.


As long as you got that gi joe

Kung fu grip.


Alright, back to Jesus Christ hope this pretty girl is ok.
 
2013-06-15 09:44:58 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D


*sigh*  It's been so long, I forgot about that.

Obligatory, "go on ..."
 
2013-06-15 09:45:35 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.

I knew you wouldn't just order the time machine ; )


Totally worth the extra shipping and "handling".
 
2013-06-15 09:46:15 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.


You'd probably wear out a sybian.
 
2013-06-15 09:53:09 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.

You'd probably wear out a sybian.


Yeah. I have a lot of spare time. Difficulty: I rode horses competitively from 7 to 16 years old. True story.
 
2013-06-15 09:57:21 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.

You'd probably wear out a sybian.

Yeah. I have a lot of spare time. Difficulty: I rode horses competitively from 7 to 16 years old. True story.


Awesome.  I ride, too.  Though not lately.  My saddle (English) has been gathering dust.

There's a dirty joke or come-on line in there.  But it's too damn obvious so I'll pass it up.
 
2013-06-15 10:00:39 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D


Lets hear more about these lady boners...
 
2013-06-15 10:00:53 PM
I'm a little puzzled that her friends just let her wander off naked into the woods on a 'spiritual quest.'
 
2013-06-15 10:06:04 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I'm a little puzzled that her friends just let her wander off naked into the woods on a 'spiritual quest.'


Do you not have friends like that?
 
2013-06-15 10:06:40 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I'm a little puzzled not surprised that her friends were so stoned that they just let her wander off naked into the woods on a 'spiritual quest.'


FTFY
 
2013-06-15 10:07:52 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

I come with attachments.

You'd probably wear out a sybian.

Yeah. I have a lot of spare time. Difficulty: I rode horses competitively from 7 to 16 years old. True story.

Awesome.  I ride, too.  Though not lately.  My saddle (English) has been gathering dust.

There's a dirty joke or come-on line in there.  But it's too damn obvious so I'll pass it up.


Hmmm, we had horses for about 15 years, but I've only ridden a western saddle.
Oh, I'll turn a riding joke into a song ; )
 
2013-06-15 10:08:34 PM
i317.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-15 10:08:38 PM

Mellotiger: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D

Lets hear more about these lady boners...


Proof of age may be required ; )
 
2013-06-15 10:09:43 PM
This was found among her possessions.

funnyshare.org
 
2013-06-15 10:09:49 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Mellotiger: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D

Lets hear more about these lady boners...

Proof of age may be required ; )


So you're going to be asking for my credit card number to validate my age?
 
2013-06-15 10:15:18 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Mellotiger: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D

Lets hear more about these lady boners...

Proof of age may be required ; )

So you're going to be asking for my credit card number to validate my age?


Hmmm, that's a good idea ; )
I might be able to afford friends that don't let me walk out into the woods naked while tripping.
 
2013-06-15 10:17:03 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Mellotiger: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D

Lets hear more about these lady boners...

Proof of age may be required ; )

So you're going to be asking for my credit card number to validate my age?

Hmmm, that's a good idea ; )
I might be able to afford friends that don't let me walk out into the woods naked while tripping.


Nope. I go on a strictly cash-only basis.  :D
 
2013-06-15 10:24:07 PM
Finders keepers?

/I'll fly in to help on the search
 
2013-06-15 10:25:52 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Mellotiger: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D

Lets hear more about these lady boners...

Proof of age may be required ; )

So you're going to be asking for my credit card number to validate my age?

Hmmm, that's a good idea ; )
I might be able to afford friends that don't let me walk out into the woods naked while tripping.

Nope. I go on a strictly cash-only basis.  :D


Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.
 
2013-06-15 10:33:01 PM

bingethinker: Barefoot? Yeah, that's really not smart. Wear the boots even if that's all you're wearing.


Yep, one jagged rock to cut your foot and you're screwed, especially if you're not used to going barefoot and don't have calluses.
 
2013-06-15 10:38:34 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: Mellotiger: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

That goes without saying, though with you, it's a bit of a surprise.

Surprise!?!!!?!????!!!eleven!!inappropriate smiley face!!!!222!!

Well, I also thought you had an inie, not an outie.

You'd still be into it she's hot.
/ And never heard of lady boners and what happens to nipples?
: D

Lets hear more about these lady boners...

Proof of age may be required ; )

So you're going to be asking for my credit card number to validate my age?

Hmmm, that's a good idea ; )
I might be able to afford friends that don't let me walk out into the woods naked while tripping.

Nope. I go on a strictly cash-only basis.  :D

Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.


I may be on fark, but I'm not an idiot, little girl.
 
2013-06-15 10:38:38 PM

megarian: Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.


I know, I has a sad now and feel lost out in the woods : (
 
2013-06-15 10:39:49 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.

I know, I has a sad now and feel lost out in the woods : (


Want to go hiking in the redwood forest?
 
2013-06-15 10:45:33 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.

I know, I has a sad now and feel lost out in the woods : (

Want to go hiking in the redwood forest?


Actually yes but I'm weary because of my previous comment ; )
 
2013-06-15 10:47:08 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.

I know, I has a sad now and feel lost out in the woods : (

Want to go hiking in the redwood forest?

Actually yes but I'm weary because of my previous comment ; )


You're tired from your comment?
 
2013-06-15 10:51:06 PM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: Damnit maggie, we were soooo close.

I know, I has a sad now and feel lost out in the woods : (

Want to go hiking in the redwood forest?

Actually yes but I'm weary because of my previous comment ; )

You're tired from your comment?


Yes so tired I can't spell : )
 
2013-06-15 10:54:18 PM
I think I'm go back to the bra thread :/
 
2013-06-15 11:00:12 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: I think I'm go back to the bra thread :/


There's a bra thread?  Where?  Are there pictures?

/eip
 
2013-06-15 11:05:43 PM

Enemabag Jones: /What is her source of fire?


Her knife if she can find the right kind of stone. Or a fire drill. Easy if you've got the knife.

If she really knows what she'd doing, she should be fine. But, she easily might not.
 
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