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(Metro)   Things that people send in the mail: Live hamster, 'pristine' sex toy collection and a 500-strong army of Barbie dolls ... and then it gets weird (not safe for work pic but hey it's the weekend pic)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 8
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2013-06-15 07:39:41 PM
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imgs.xkcd.com

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2013-06-15 07:29:43 PM
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media.licdn.com
2013-06-15 07:11:43 PM
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Tom_Slick: FrancoFile: Nexxi: I mailed my nephew a dead rhinoceros beetle when he was 12 and really into bugs.  The day they received it was the day I discovered my stepsister (his mom) is absolutely terrified of bugs...boy did I get some angry phone calls from my dad and stepmom :D

I gave my nephew a VCR tape "Bugs Don't Bug Me" for his 2nd birthday.  My sister-in-law banned me from the house for 6 months.

I got a 4 month ban for giving my nephew a hermit crab, apparently my sister-in-law is afraid of crustaceans According to my brother, I should have known that because she left the room when I cooked lobster once, I thought she just didn't want see them thrown in the pot.


You know, I just realized that I'm a member of the Cool Uncle club.  High fives all around!
2013-06-15 10:23:56 PM
1 votes:
Due to being a professional hitman, I refuse to open any box of toy soldiers in my swank penthouse apartment. It's just common sense.
2013-06-15 09:27:11 PM
1 votes:
*shrug*

Bro is in the military. Mail is not something they take very lightly. So, when at boot camp, on his birthday, he got a card that was as tall as the CO? It didn't go over very well (only got away with it because the card played the Star Wars theme when you opened it and the CO was a fan).

The second time we had a problem was when he asked for green army men. It takes some explaining, but let's just say they are critical to ensure something is properly fixed on ship. So my mom sent him something like 1500 total. We got a strongly-worded letter from the CO saying that should he need an invading force's worth of little green army men, he'd let us know (they didn't return the toys though, so again, I don't think bro really got into trouble).

/we're collecting stories so he can make his own version of Skippy's List when he gets out
2013-06-15 07:15:14 PM
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I knew a guy that mailed a cow's head to a friend for some kind of farked up practical joke.  Unfortunately, the recipient was out of town on vacation for several weeks.  When he got home he found a whole series of increasingly desperate messages in his mailbox from the post office, asking him to pick up his package.  When he finally showed up, it was a soggy, stinking mess tied in a trash bag.

Another volley in their mail prank war was a feather bomb, which is basically just plastic wrap taped to two flaps of a box's lid and filled with feathers, so it launches them when the box is opened.  This also failed, since it apparently broke during shipping, and the post office just delivered a plastic bag filled with feathers and a crushed box.

CSB.
2013-06-15 07:05:09 PM
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That article said the same things 3 times.  It was like they kept saying the same thing.  The info may be in bullets, but it's the same thing.

/same
//damn
///thing
2013-06-15 07:04:15 PM
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I mailed my nephew a dead rhinoceros beetle when he was 12 and really into bugs.  The day they received it was the day I discovered my stepsister (his mom) is absolutely terrified of bugs...boy did I get some angry phone calls from my dad and stepmom :D
 
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