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2013-06-15 02:16:49 PM
Probably the only good thing about being from the younger generation is that you do have a chance with the teacher these days...
 
2013-06-15 02:39:51 PM
...and three counts of genital penetration by a foreign object...

This is why I always buy American made stuff.
 
2013-06-15 03:04:40 PM

bearded clamorer: ...and three counts of genital penetration by a foreign object...

This is why I always buy American made stuff.


She stuck a dildo in the boy's ass three times?  Must have been an Advanced Placement class!
!
 
2013-06-15 03:06:20 PM
Oh, wait.... genital penetration with a foreign object - of a boy.  That's graduate school stuff!
 
2013-06-15 03:56:22 PM
Hot teacher thread?...
 
2013-06-15 03:58:42 PM
Where were all the female pervs before, if they weren't teaching?  Secretaries and stenographers?  Housewives?
 
2013-06-15 03:59:10 PM
I read that as Dillo.

Mark Larue woud not have been amused.

Alas, it twas dildo.
 
2013-06-15 04:03:00 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Oh, wait.... genital penetration with a foreign object - of a boy.  That's graduate school stuff!


Except for a single instance of a pronoun, the sex of the kid was never disclosed.  Possibly, the reporter assumed the male pronoun. . .
 
2013-06-15 04:04:39 PM

JerkyMeat: Probably the only good thing about being from the younger generation is that you do have a chance with the teacher these days...


People didn't know about it as much back then because there wasn't the internet.
 
2013-06-15 04:08:45 PM
Oh my. Can that be . . . Our Miss Brooks??

Incredible.
 
2013-06-15 04:09:55 PM
Ya know, I remember hygiene as a lad back in middle school. The majority were convinced that soap contained a flesh-eating bacteria, while the entirety opposed the concept of deodorant use.

Funky ass ripe B.O. smothered in Axe body spray is the new female Viagra then?
 
2013-06-15 04:12:48 PM
I tutor middle school kids...  6th grade is 11-12 years old.  You gotta be real farked up in the head to do that.  I wonder how many of these teachers were molested themselves at a young age..
 
2013-06-15 04:13:35 PM
Middle school?   NBC Los Angeles reported that he was a student at the school, which serves children in kindergarten through sixth grade.

When I was growing up  that was elementary school.  Middle school or Jr High School was 7th and 8th grade.
 
2013-06-15 04:14:19 PM

Fallout Boy: JerkyMeat: Probably the only good thing about being from the younger generation is that you do have a chance with the teacher these days...

People didn't know about it as much back then because there wasn't the internet.


There were always rumors of a few high school guys with female teachers but I sure don't recall ever hearing about female teachers and middle schoolers.
 
2013-06-15 04:14:40 PM
With so many teachers getting arrested, ya gotta wonder are a) all of them getting caught, b) or are their many more unreported cases?  Either way this weekend some lucky gd teens are banging their twentysomething teacher.
/Aisle seat please.
 
2013-06-15 04:21:44 PM

hasty ambush: Middle school?   NBC Los Angeles reported that he was a student at the school, which serves children in kindergarten through sixth grade.

When I was growing up  that was elementary school.  Middle school or Jr High School was 7th and 8th grade.


Dang, that is just sick, I almost understand the teacher teenager thing, (though I think one person needs to be an adult and say no) but under the are of 12 maybe way under.
 
2013-06-15 04:22:58 PM

hasty ambush: Middle school?   NBC Los Angeles reported that he was a student at the school, which serves children in kindergarten through sixth grade.

When I was growing up  that was elementary school.  Middle school or Jr High School was 7th and 8th grade.


Where I went to school, middle school was 5th-7th grade. Though the article says this one was an elementary school.
 
2013-06-15 04:30:26 PM

JerkyMeat: Probably the only good thing about being from the younger generation is that you do have a chance with the teacher these days...


It happened, they just hushed it up and transferred/fired the teacher.

/my 7th grade science teacher nailed one of my classmates, 30some years ago
//she was hot (the teacher)
 
2013-06-15 04:33:54 PM

houstondragon: Ya know, I remember hygiene as a lad back in middle school. The majority were convinced that soap contained a flesh-eating bacteria, while the entirety opposed the concept of deodorant use.

Funky ass ripe B.O. smothered in Axe body spray is the new female Viagra then?


I've got a feeling it might have been a female student...
 
2013-06-15 04:34:35 PM

BarkingUnicorn: bearded clamorer: ...and three counts of genital penetration by a foreign object...

This is why I always buy American made stuff.

She stuck a dildo in the boy's ass three times?  Must have been an Advanced Placement class!
!


That sir is even below the level of Fark.

You iz teh awesomez
 
2013-06-15 04:35:21 PM
I'll bet she cleans up nicely.

... and goes at it again.
 
2013-06-15 04:38:06 PM
So her name is Malia.  Conveniently, the same name as Obama's daughter.  Since the Malia in the story is bad, that means fathers who name their children "Malia" are also bad.  Which means Obama is clearly not suited to be President.

It all makes sense!
 
2013-06-15 04:38:47 PM
It's a female teacher, so it will of course all be blamed on society sexism and her father touched her or something.  She'll walk.
 
2013-06-15 04:39:58 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Oh, wait.... genital penetration with a foreign object - of a boy.  That's graduate school stuff!


FYI, the way California penal code is written, any penetration  by either party meets the elements of that charge.  So it could just be traditional boring stuff, or something a little different.  We won't know and won't find out.
 
2013-06-15 04:54:43 PM
Female teacher, so therefore there will be no prison gang rape fantasies in this thread.
 
2013-06-15 04:56:32 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: Hot teacher thread?...


Uh, did you read the article and look at the picture? IDTS
 
2013-06-15 04:59:14 PM

bugontherug: hasty ambush: Middle school?   NBC Los Angeles reported that he was a student at the school, which serves children in kindergarten through sixth grade.

When I was growing up  that was elementary school.  Middle school or Jr High School was 7th and 8th grade.

Where I went to school, middle school was 5th-7th grade. Though the article says this one was an elementary school.


It varies from place to place.  I went to school in one area where elementary was up to 5th, and middle school was 6-8th.
I moved in the middle of 6th grade and ended up back in elementary school, because my new district didn't do middle school.  Elementary up to 6th and 7-8th in Jr. High.
I've heard of other places that do Jr. High up to 9th or even 10th and Sr. High is the rest of the way to 12th.
 
2013-06-15 04:59:15 PM
6th grade is elementary school here brah.
 
2013-06-15 05:03:35 PM

Gawdzila: bugontherug: hasty ambush: Middle school?   NBC Los Angeles reported that he was a student at the school, which serves children in kindergarten through sixth grade.

When I was growing up  that was elementary school.  Middle school or Jr High School was 7th and 8th grade.

Where I went to school, middle school was 5th-7th grade. Though the article says this one was an elementary school.

It varies from place to place.  I went to school in one area where elementary was up to 5th, and middle school was 6-8th.
I moved in the middle of 6th grade and ended up back in elementary school, because my new district didn't do middle school.  Elementary up to 6th and 7-8th in Jr. High.
I've heard of other places that do Jr. High up to 9th or even 10th and Sr. High is the rest of the way to 12th.


As stated, it is different everywhere, but, almost everywhere K-4 is elementary, and 10-12 is High school.  7th & 8th are generally middle school/jr high, and then 5th & 6th and 9th can vary greatly.
 
2013-06-15 05:17:33 PM

rkiller1: With so many teachers getting arrested, ya gotta wonder are a) all of them getting caught, b) or are their many more unreported cases?  Either way this weekend some lucky gd teens are banging their twentysomething teacher.
/Aisle seat please.


Or c) in a lot of the cases nothing actually happened and the kid is out for revenge for some reason and made it up.

And yes, kids would do that, and authorities know a kid would never, ever make stuff up!
 
2013-06-15 05:32:29 PM

rkiller1: With so many teachers getting arrested, ya gotta wonder are a) all of them getting caught, b) or are their many more unreported cases?  Either way this weekend some lucky gd teens are banging their twentysomething teacher.
/Aisle seat please.


Only lucky if the teacher is female and student male.  If these were male teachers, they would need protective custody.

See below:

cdn.gunaxin.com
 
2013-06-15 05:45:07 PM
AngryDragon:

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The most correct assessment of our society ever graphed.
 
2013-06-15 05:51:38 PM

JerkyMeat: Probably the only good thing about being from the younger generation is that you do have a chance with the teacher these days...


No they don't. They just claim they screwed the teacher if she fails them... Why do you think kids these days are as dumb as a box of rocks?
 
2013-06-15 06:00:26 PM
What is wrong with these biatches? Most of them are perfectly reasonable looking.  They could have my monster meat stick any time.  Why on Earth are they going after penii that are not even full size yet?
 
2013-06-15 06:49:20 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Oh, wait.... genital penetration with a foreign object - of a boy.  That's graduate school stuff!


OK, sorry. I may need pictures to grok this idea. Is she sticking things into his urethra, pins into his penis, or is "genital penetration with a foreign object" some convoluted  legal terminology for a dildo in the butt?

Ima4nic8or: What is wrong with these biatches? Most of them are perfectly reasonable looking.  They could have my monster meat stick any time.  Why on Earth are they going after penii that are not even full size yet?


I believe a reading of your question answers it.
 
2013-06-15 07:05:09 PM

Z1P2: JerkyMeat: Probably the only good thing about being from the younger generation is that you do have a chance with the teacher these days...

No they don't. They just claim they screwed the teacher if she fails them... Why do you think kids these days are as dumb as a box of rocks?


This. Unless they have solid evidence (i.e. text messages), I don't buy it. Too many asshole kids would lie about it.
 
2013-06-15 07:53:12 PM
Too old.
 
2013-06-15 08:07:52 PM

Daedalus27: BarkingUnicorn: Oh, wait.... genital penetration with a foreign object - of a boy.  That's graduate school stuff!

FYI, the way California penal code is written, any penetration  by either party meets the elements of that charge.  So it could just be traditional boring stuff, or something a little different.  We won't know and won't find out.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-15 09:16:51 PM

Warlordtrooper: Female teacher, so therefore there will be no prison gang rape fantasies in this thread.


Aw fark. I'm in the wrong thread. I'll see myself out.
 
2013-06-15 09:24:29 PM

wambu: BarkingUnicorn: Oh, wait.... genital penetration with a foreign object - of a boy.  That's graduate school stuff!

OK, sorry. I may need pictures to grok this idea. Is she sticking things into his urethra, pins into his penis, or is "genital penetration with a foreign object" some convoluted  legal terminology for a dildo in the butt?

Ima4nic8or: What is wrong with these biatches? Most of them are perfectly reasonable looking.  They could have my monster meat stick any time.  Why on Earth are they going after penii that are not even full size yet?

I believe a reading of your question answers it.


Maybe she just has a clenis, in which case you are all welcome to re-engage your prison rape fantasies.
 
2013-06-15 11:09:01 PM
Just legalize it already
 
2013-06-16 12:16:54 AM

hasty ambush: Middle school?   NBC Los Angeles reported that he was a student at the school, which serves children in kindergarten through sixth grade.

When I was growing up  that was elementary school.  Middle school or Jr High School was 7th and 8th grade.


Or you could read TFA and know it is an elementary school.
 
2013-06-16 01:26:23 AM

Warlordtrooper: Female teacher, so therefore there will be no prison gang rape fantasies in this thread.


Yes, yes there will. I'm inserting them right now - and in my bunk.
 
2013-06-16 01:27:14 AM

CPGamer: So her name is Malia.  Conveniently, the same name as Obama's daughter.  Since the Malia in the story is bad, that means fathers who name their children "Malia" are also bad.  Which means Obama is clearly not suited to be President.

It all makes sense!


Waitaminute... I just noticed your username...
 
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