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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Boy Scout Council: You are NOT going to wear your uniforms in the Gay Pride Parade. Scouts: asphinctersayswhat?   (sltrib.com) divider line 23
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2013-06-15 12:33:24 PM
3 votes:

hardinparamedic: scottydoesntknow: Another parent explained to their kid that it goes against God's law, so the kid now thinks that the BSA vote to allow gay youth in was actually a vote to go for or against honoring God: "It was between honor and God, and not honoring God. And [not] honoring God got more votes."

What is a God to a nonbeliever?


Santa Claus?

Although Santa gives you things you can actually use.
2013-06-15 10:40:05 PM
2 votes:

Killer Cars: I can't take anyone seriously if they use a patently absurd term like "gay agenda" to make an argument. I just don't have the patience anymore.

Enjoy being laughed at and ridiculed in the history books and by future generations.


I had a gay agenda once.

Damn think kept magically adding "suck some cock" after every appointment I wrote down.
2013-06-15 01:25:41 PM
2 votes:
Actually, I'm proud of these people for standing up for WHAT IS RIGHT and keeping the scourge of homosexuality from tainting their children. It is a 100% scientific fact that all gays molest children and are pedophiles, and the bible - which scientists AGREE is the undisputed historical fact - even says that homosexuality is an unnatural abomination. Do you know what those gays do? They stick it where you poop from! No God-fearing, heterosexual Christian of God would ever do that kind of thing with their wife!

Only by voting Republican can we get rid of these godless, satan-worshipping fiends. God Bless America!
2013-06-16 02:44:38 AM
1 votes:

Mambo Bananapatch: /I also notice that these boys cannot march worth a damn. WTF?

I imagine it would be hard to march with an inflamed, ruined asshole.


That's no way to talk about the BSA leadership; they are probably not ruined  . . . yet.
2013-06-15 05:58:09 PM
1 votes:

Pincy: Rembrant_Q_Einstein: I just dropped my daughter off at a birthday party for a girl with two mommies.  I forgot to ask their agenda but I am pretty sure I will be picking up a bull dyke daughter in three hours.

Did you measure the length of her hair before you dropped her off?  It will probably be shorter when you pick her up.


If those gals can get that girl to brush that rat's nest, their agenda is truly superior.
2013-06-15 05:50:38 PM
1 votes:

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: I just dropped my daughter off at a birthday party for a girl with two mommies.  I forgot to ask their agenda but I am pretty sure I will be picking up a bull dyke daughter in three hours.


Did you measure the length of her hair before you dropped her off?  It will probably be shorter when you pick her up.
2013-06-15 05:46:32 PM
1 votes:
I just dropped my daughter off at a birthday party for a girl with two mommies.  I forgot to ask their agenda but I am pretty sure I will be picking up a bull dyke daughter in three hours.
2013-06-15 05:26:10 PM
1 votes:
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Seems relevant
2013-06-15 04:32:01 PM
1 votes:
Two more parades and they'll get their Rainbow Badges
2013-06-15 04:23:07 PM
1 votes:

Krieghund: gerbilpox: What exactly is in this "gay agenda" people keep talking about? Something like this?

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Damn it.  I'm an atheist, so I can't be a Boy Scout, and I'm lactose intolerant, so I can't be gay.  WTF am I supposed to do now?
2013-06-15 04:01:30 PM
1 votes:

gerbilpox: What exactly is in this "gay agenda" people keep talking about? Something like this?

Post Office √
Grocery shopping √
Pick up laundry at the cleaners √
Make cookies for the Church of Satan bake sale √
Teach Boy Scouts that teh gheys aren't scum
Seduce straight men into a life of sin by proposing marriage


My gay agenda today is pretty much a 14 hour workday with a couple breaks for food, then sleep, then back to work for another 10 tomorrow. As best I can tell, the anti-gay agenda people are mad at me for working hard to pay off my student loans.

/seriously though, the people who use the term "gay agenda" are thinking about gay sex more than actual gay people.
2013-06-15 03:53:36 PM
1 votes:

Duke_leto_Atredes: Gay pride parade, where old farts prance about in leather or spandex and demonstrate how sick in the head they are. We need to study them and finally find a cure for these sad sick people


If only we'd study it out, we could convert all those frilly prancing queens into pinnacles of masculinity like the following:
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2013-06-15 03:46:48 PM
1 votes:
It reminds me of the joke that was said about Baden-Powell, the founder of the Boy Scouts: "the onky thing that was straight about him was him tombstone."
2013-06-15 03:34:03 PM
1 votes:

gerbilpox: What exactly is in this "gay agenda" people keep talking about? Something like this?

Post Office √
Grocery shopping √
Pick up laundry at the cleaners √
Make cookies for the Church of Satan bake sale √
Teach Boy Scouts that teh gheys aren't scum
Seduce straight men into a life of sin by proposing marriage


image7.spreadshirt.com
PKY
2013-06-15 03:21:56 PM
1 votes:
Kids marching in Hitler Jugend dresses, Kids learning survivalist theories, Strange grown-ups who wants to spend time with kids. Being gay is like only the fifth most offensive thing going on there.
2013-06-15 03:14:55 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: Actually, I'm proud of these people for standing up for WHAT IS RIGHT and keeping the scourge of homosexuality from tainting their children. It is a 100% scientific fact that all gays molest children and are pedophiles, and the bible - which scientists AGREE is the undisputed historical fact - even says that homosexuality is an unnatural abomination. Do you know what those gays do? They stick it where you poop from! No God-fearing, heterosexual Christian of God would ever do that kind of thing with their wife!

Only by voting Republican can we get rid of these godless, satan-worshipping fiends. God Bless America!


Don't forget that their ruining the soil by building landing strips for gay martians.

That's why I like you, Stuart.  You're not like other people here in the trailer park.
2013-06-15 03:12:51 PM
1 votes:
Boy Scout Council: You are NOT going to wear your uniforms in the Gay Pride Parade. Scouts: asphinctersayswhat?

Whatever a boy scout's sphincter says, it says it a much deeper tone of voice after the gay parade has pride it open.
2013-06-15 03:11:40 PM
1 votes:
Excuse me, Mr. Bigot. If teh gheys are so terrible, why is your kid is wearing a "bear pride" symbol?


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2013-06-15 03:00:41 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Somacandra: TuteTibiImperes: I do believe that they're using the 'no political agenda' thing as smokescreen because of anti-gay bias, but Independence Day parades and honoring fallen veterans aren't inherently political.  Patriotism != political bias.

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Do you not know your American history? Try telling that to Frederick Douglass or any Amerindian leader in the United States.  The only reason you consider it non-political is that its fits within your personal political comfort zone.

So Independence Day is political because in our past various minorities were oppressed/enslaved in the US?  That's taking a pretty big leap IMO.  Part of the Boy Scout Oath is duty to country, which implies some degree of patriotism.

The celebration of Independence Day and the honoring of veterans aren't contentious political issues, and like I mentioned, I'd hesitate to consider the issue of Independence Day to be a political issue at all (in terms of veterans, particularly vehement anti-war activists may feel that serving in the military is not an honorable action, but most of those people would be considered on the fringe today).

What it all comes down to is that neither celebrating Independence Day nor honoring veterans would be interpreted by any rational person as promoting a political agenda.  To be fair, I wouldn't consider marching in a gay pride parade to be promoting a political agenda either.  Basic human rights and equality aren't inherently political.


Sooooo... what about the pic up above that shows them at a GOP Rally?  Care to white knight that one?
2013-06-15 02:57:29 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: scottydoesntknow: Another parent explained to their kid that it goes against God's law, so the kid now thinks that the BSA vote to allow gay youth in was actually a vote to go for or against honoring God: "It was between honor and God, and not honoring God. And [not] honoring God got more votes."

What is a God to a nonbeliever?


A crutch.
2013-06-15 02:54:27 PM
1 votes:

EkimProx: Can Nazis wear their outfits in the gay pride parade?


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Only if they're surf nazis.
2013-06-15 12:24:29 PM
1 votes:
He's even wearing a brown shirt.

Sieg heil!

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2013-06-15 12:10:16 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Another parent explained to their kid that it goes against God's law, so the kid now thinks that the BSA vote to allow gay youth in was actually a vote to go for or against honoring God: "It was between honor and God, and not honoring God. And [not] honoring God got more votes."


What is a God to a nonbeliever?
 
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