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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Boy Scout Council: You are NOT going to wear your uniforms in the Gay Pride Parade. Scouts: asphinctersayswhat?   (sltrib.com) divider line 147
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2013-06-15 03:39:21 PM  

Unknown_Poltroon: 9/10. Should not have mentioned that you're not a troll, thats a giveaway.


I say this with all due respect, but this is clearly a 9.25/10 based on subsequent replies.
 
2013-06-15 03:39:45 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Somacandra: TuteTibiImperes: I do believe that they're using the 'no political agenda' thing as smokescreen because of anti-gay bias, but Independence Day parades and honoring fallen veterans aren't inherently political.  Patriotism != political bias.

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Do you not know your American history? Try telling that to Frederick Douglass or any Amerindian leader in the United States.  The only reason you consider it non-political is that its fits within your personal political comfort zone.

So Independence Day is political because in our past various minorities were oppressed/enslaved in the US?  That's taking a pretty big leap IMO.  Part of the Boy Scout Oath is duty to country, which implies some degree of patriotism.

The celebration of Independence Day and the honoring of veterans aren't contentious political issues, and like I mentioned, I'd hesitate to consider the issue of Independence Day to be a political issue at all (in terms of veterans, particularly vehement anti-war activists may feel that serving in the military is not an honorable action, but most of those people would be considered on the fringe today).

What it all comes down to is that neither celebrating Independence Day nor honoring veterans would be interpreted by any rational person as promoting a political agenda.  To be fair, I wouldn't consider marching in a gay pride parade to be promoting a political agenda either.  Basic human rights and equality aren't inherently political.


Gay pride parade, where old farts prance about in leather or spandex and demonstrate how sick in the head they are. We need to study them and finally find a cure for these sad sick people
 
2013-06-15 03:41:13 PM  
From TFA:

Whitaker and others said they were not advancing a "political" agenda but celebrating a "cultural" event, not unlike the Days of '47 Parade that honors Utah pioneers annually on July 24 and often includes Boy Scouts in uniform.

"We weren't rallying for a politician or political event," Whitaker said. "To me, it was being supportive of my fellow human beings."

The men refused to sign the apology letter, which warned them a similar future offense could lead to the revocation of their Scouting membership.

Whitaker and others wore their Boy Scout uniforms, which Rick Barnes, Scout executive of the council, had warned them would be in violation of BSA policy.

"We were very disappointed that you used Scouting to advance the gay agenda at the Utah Pride Parade on Sunday in Salt Lake City," Barnes and Council President Bry Davis wrote to Brownstein.


If not wanting LGBT people to be treated like human beings and to enjoy the same rights that should be available to all citizens, just what do Rick Barnes and Bry Davis think the "gay agenda" is? Are they afraid those tiny short pants that are part of the official scoutmaster uniform are going to get men aroused?
 
2013-06-15 03:41:39 PM  
If boy scouts are allowed to be openly gay and march in parades, who will the leaders of the mormon cult sexually abuse?

I mean if gay kids think it's ok to be who they are, how will they know to hide the fact that Mr. Stake president likes tent nooky?
 
2013-06-15 03:42:19 PM  

scottydoesntknow: xanadian: If my son didn't enjoy scouting so much, I'd be VERY tempted to pull him from it...

That's ok, plenty of parents on the other side have already yanked their kids out BECAUSE they had the audacity to allow gay youth to participate. Like this upstanding father:

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He was perfectly content with making his kid cry to try and make a political statement. He didn't even tell his son why they left, only that the BSA wasn't "honoring their own law."

Another parent explained to their kid that it goes against God's law, so the kid now thinks that the BSA vote to allow gay youth in was actually a vote to go for or against honoring God: "It was between honor and God, and not honoring God. And [not] honoring God got more votes."


Good lord. Look at the hatred in that kid's eyes... sad.
 
2013-06-15 03:43:24 PM  

my lip balm addiction: bigstoopidbruce: We're not into scouting; it's too time-consuming.  But I have lots of friends who are Baptists, Mormons, and Catholics who are serious about scouting.  They're all leaving.  And I don't blame them.  The BSA have made a serious mistake.  They have gained nothing except more bashing from queers, who will not be happy until they can openly sleep with little boys in the woods.  They haven't added one scout to their ranks, they have compromised with their most basic tenets, and they have alientated millions of members and supporters.  This is 100% fail.

There is no point in responding to my post, I'm not going to check back to see who I have offended.  I don't care what you think.  I'm not a troll, I'm just sick of living in a sick world where it's OK to target little boys.  I leave you all to your fate.

At least you named yourself well bigstoopidbruce. I don't know how big you are but you are certainly stupid if you believe any of what you wrote (wouldn't have responded but since you say you aren't a troll and really believe that stuff), YOU are what is wrong with America.


'cause no "straight" scout master ever diddled a kid in a tent.
 
2013-06-15 03:45:12 PM  
FTFA:


This week, officials with the Great Salt Lake Council called the two men in, pointed out a photo published by The Salt Lake Tribune showing Whitaker at the parade and told them both to sign an apology for "violation of (Boys Scouts of America) policies and disobedience."
That sounds like a move out of the Scientology play book. Now they just need a re-education labor camp.
 
2013-06-15 03:46:02 PM  

bigstoopidbruce: We're not into scouting; it's too time-consuming.  But I have lots of friends who are Baptists, Mormons, and Catholics who are serious about scouting.  They're all leaving.  And I don't blame them.  The BSA have made a serious mistake.  They have gained nothing except more bashing from queers, who will not be happy until they can openly sleep with little boys in the woods.  They haven't added one scout to their ranks, they have compromised with their most basic tenets, and they have alientated millions of members and supporters.  This is 100% fail.

There is no point in responding to my post, I'm not going to check back to see who I have offended.  I don't care what you think.  I'm not a troll, I'm just sick of living in a sick world where it's OK to target little boys.  I leave you all to your fate.




There should have been some mention of communism in this post. As for the rest of it, congratulations on your bigotry and hatred!

'98 Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal

"Thanks to the tireless efforts of our missionaries nationwide, in the first seven months of 1998, nearly 300,000 heterosexuals were ensnared in the Pink Triangle," said NGLRTF co-director Patricia Emmonds. "Clearly, the activist homosexual lobby is winning."

Emmonds credited much of the recruiting success to the gay lobby's infiltration of America's public schools, where programs promoting the homosexual lifestyle are regularly presented to children as young as 5.

"It's crucial that we reach these kids while they're still young," Emmonds said. "That's when they're most vulnerable to our message of sexual promiscuity and deviance."

"When I grow up, I want to be gay," said Christopher Linn, 8, a second-grader at Philadelphia's Lakeside Elementary School, one of thousands of public schools nationwide that actively promote the homosexual agenda. "I don't want to have a family or go to church."
 
2013-06-15 03:46:06 PM  

hardinparamedic: Actually, I'm proud of these people for standing up for WHAT IS RIGHT and keeping the scourge of homosexuality from tainting their children. It is a 100% scientific fact that all gays molest children and are pedophiles, and the bible - which scientists AGREE is the undisputed historical fact - even says that homosexuality is an unnatural abomination. Do you know what those gays do? They stick it where you poop from! No God-fearing, heterosexual Christian of God would ever do that kind of thing with their wife!

Only by voting Republican can we get rid of these godless, satan-worshipping fiends. God Bless America!


Ok, you were obviously trolling and you wanted everyone to know that (u tell funny joke!), but the sad part is that your statement would have been completely true if you replaced your "100%" with " 75%".
 
2013-06-15 03:46:48 PM  
It reminds me of the joke that was said about Baden-Powell, the founder of the Boy Scouts: "the onky thing that was straight about him was him tombstone."
 
2013-06-15 03:49:36 PM  

italie: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/342262
Ill just leave this here..


[Pat Robertson: Boy Scouts 'Torn Up' For Gay Kids Who Want To 'Do Sex' With Each Other]

Ah, that brings back memories...
 
2013-06-15 03:49:54 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: Ok, you were obviously trolling and you wanted everyone to know that (u tell funny joke!), but the sad part is that your statement would have been completely true if you replaced your "100%" with " 75%".


Oh God. I'm being countertrolled.
 
2013-06-15 03:52:56 PM  

bigstoopidbruce: We're not into scouting; it's too time-consuming.  But I have lots of friends who are Baptists, Mormons, and Catholics who are serious about scouting.  They're all leaving.  And I don't blame them.  The BSA have made a serious mistake.  They have gained nothing except more bashing from queers, who will not be happy until they can openly sleep with little boys in the woods.  They haven't added one scout to their ranks, they have compromised with their most basic tenets, and they have alientated millions of members and supporters.  This is 100% fail.

There is no point in responding to my post, I'm not going to check back to see who I have offended.  I don't care what you think.  I'm not a troll, I'm just sick of living in a sick world where it's OK to target little boys.  I leave you all to your fate.


First class troll!

10/10
 
2013-06-15 03:53:36 PM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: Gay pride parade, where old farts prance about in leather or spandex and demonstrate how sick in the head they are. We need to study them and finally find a cure for these sad sick people


If only we'd study it out, we could convert all those frilly prancing queens into pinnacles of masculinity like the following:
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2013-06-15 03:56:17 PM  
I was a scout leader for a couple of years.  My son and I dropped out because we had to affirm a faith in a higher power, as I recall.  I'm a little fuzzy on the details now, but I wasn't aboput to let him stand up there and lie with the rest of the scouts who had no idea what they were doing.

I still have the scout masters shirt, though, and I think I'll wear it to the next gay pride parade in my area.
 
2013-06-15 04:01:30 PM  

gerbilpox: What exactly is in this "gay agenda" people keep talking about? Something like this?

Post Office √
Grocery shopping √
Pick up laundry at the cleaners √
Make cookies for the Church of Satan bake sale √
Teach Boy Scouts that teh gheys aren't scum
Seduce straight men into a life of sin by proposing marriage


My gay agenda today is pretty much a 14 hour workday with a couple breaks for food, then sleep, then back to work for another 10 tomorrow. As best I can tell, the anti-gay agenda people are mad at me for working hard to pay off my student loans.

/seriously though, the people who use the term "gay agenda" are thinking about gay sex more than actual gay people.
 
2013-06-15 04:06:03 PM  

hardinparamedic: I Like Shiny Things: Ok, you were obviously trolling and you wanted everyone to know that (u tell funny joke!), but the sad part is that your statement would have been completely true if you replaced your "100%" with " 75%".

Oh God. I'm being countertrolled.


You typed 'countertrolled' when you meant 'corrected'.

Its 4pm on a Saturday. I could go to any bus station or subway and have my dick sucked by a homo and it would probably take about an hour, including round trip drive.

Could a straight person accomplish this? You think I could go to these same places and find some woman (fat, ugly, diseased...I'm not picky) to do the same thing?

I'd really like a serious answer to that.
 
2013-06-15 04:13:23 PM  
What?
 
2013-06-15 04:13:56 PM  
"Dear Sam..." "Dear Sissy..."
 
2013-06-15 04:14:53 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: hardinparamedic: I Like Shiny Things: Ok, you were obviously trolling and you wanted everyone to know that (u tell funny joke!), but the sad part is that your statement would have been completely true if you replaced your "100%" with " 75%".

Oh God. I'm being countertrolled.

You typed 'countertrolled' when you meant 'corrected'.

Its 4pm on a Saturday. I could go to any bus station or subway and have my dick sucked by a homo and it would probably take about an hour, including round trip drive.

Could a straight person accomplish this? You think I could go to these same places and find some woman (fat, ugly, diseased...I'm not picky) to do the same thing?

I'd really like a serious answer to that.


I believe you're either overestimating your appeal to homosexual men, or you've confused gay men with gay male prostitutes.
 
PKY
2013-06-15 04:17:42 PM  
Any homosexual man can find a sex-partner for a lunch-orgy with Grinder within 3 minutes.
 
2013-06-15 04:18:34 PM  
Excuse me if I boil the gay bashing situation down to a simple idea. I am straight but I have gay friends, great people who most deservedly should be, and are, an integral part of decent society.  I know that nothing influenced them to "become" gay as they grew up, but possibly some pre-natal aberration. DNA damage, faulty wiring in the brain, I don't know. I'll leave that to the scientists.  But as they exist on one side, it seems that there is always extreme vitriol from some non-gays. Extreme to the point of vicious assaults sometimes leading to murder.  Can this behavior be also be a result of nature trying to balance itself out? A biological teeter-totter?  Not condoning the bullying. Just my musings.
 
2013-06-15 04:18:39 PM  

bigstoopidbruce: We're not into scouting; it's too time-consuming.  But I have lots of friends who are Baptists, Mormons, and Catholics who are serious about scouting.  They're all leaving.  And I don't blame them.  The BSA have made a serious mistake.  They have gained nothing except more bashing from queers, who will not be happy until they can openly sleep with little boys in the woods.  They haven't added one scout to their ranks, they have compromised with their most basic tenets, and they have alientated millions of members and supporters.  This is 100% fail.

There is no point in responding to my post, I'm not going to check back to see who I have offended.  I don't care what you think.  I'm not a troll, I'm just sick of living in a sick world where it's OK to target little boys.  I leave you all to your fate.


You sound Catholicy.
 
2013-06-15 04:19:56 PM  
I can't take anyone seriously if they use a patently absurd term like "gay agenda" to make an argument. I just don't have the patience anymore.

Enjoy being laughed at and ridiculed in the history books and by future generations.
 
2013-06-15 04:23:07 PM  

Krieghund: gerbilpox: What exactly is in this "gay agenda" people keep talking about? Something like this?

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Damn it.  I'm an atheist, so I can't be a Boy Scout, and I'm lactose intolerant, so I can't be gay.  WTF am I supposed to do now?
 
2013-06-15 04:26:21 PM  

JakeStone: Krieghund: gerbilpox: What exactly is in this "gay agenda" people keep talking about? Something like this?

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Damn it.  I'm an atheist, so I can't be a Boy Scout, and I'm lactose intolerant, so I can't be gay.  WTF am I supposed to do now?


Join the Junior Woodchucks.

/there's a stranger out to find you
 
2013-06-15 04:29:15 PM  

Unknown_Poltroon: bigstoopidbruce: We're not into scouting; it's too time-consuming.  But I have lots of friends who are Baptists, Mormons, and Catholics who are serious about scouting.  They're all leaving.  And I don't blame them.  The BSA have made a serious mistake.  They have gained nothing except more bashing from queers, who will not be happy until they can openly sleep with little boys in the woods.  They haven't added one scout to their ranks, they have compromised with their most basic tenets, and they have alientated millions of members and supporters.  This is 100% fail.

There is no point in responding to my post, I'm not going to check back to see who I have offended.  I don't care what you think.  I'm not a troll, I'm just sick of living in a sick world where it's OK to target little boys.  I leave you all to your fate.

9/10.  Should not have mentioned that you're not a troll, thats a giveaway.


THIS
 
2013-06-15 04:32:01 PM  
Two more parades and they'll get their Rainbow Badges
 
2013-06-15 04:33:53 PM  

Fano: JakeStone: Krieghund: gerbilpox: What exactly is in this "gay agenda" people keep talking about? Something like this?

[image7.spreadshirt.com image 378x378]

Damn it.  I'm an atheist, so I can't be a Boy Scout, and I'm lactose intolerant, so I can't be gay.  WTF am I supposed to do now?

Join the Junior Woodchucks.

/there's a stranger out to find you


Whoo-ooo!
 
2013-06-15 04:35:03 PM  
What are they supposed to pin their new Twink badges to?
 
2013-06-15 04:37:26 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: hardinparamedic: I Like Shiny Things: Ok, you were obviously trolling and you wanted everyone to know that (u tell funny joke!), but the sad part is that your statement would have been completely true if you replaced your "100%" with " 75%".

Oh God. I'm being countertrolled.

You typed 'countertrolled' when you meant 'corrected'.

Its 4pm on a Saturday. I could go to any bus station or subway and have my dick sucked by a homo and it would probably take about an hour, including round trip drive.

Could a straight person accomplish this? You think I could go to these same places and find some woman (fat, ugly, diseased...I'm not picky) to do the same thing?

I'd really like a serious answer to that.


Yes, but probably not at the bus station or the subway. Try Wal-Mart or the 7-Eleven.
 
2013-06-15 04:38:44 PM  

HAMMERTOE: What are they supposed to pin their new Twink badges to?


They don't have to pin them on because they're nipple pasties.
 
2013-06-15 04:46:53 PM  

HAMMERTOE: What are they supposed to pin their new Twink badges to?


The broken dreams of sobbing Baptists.The longstanding tradition of tradition of excluding gay children (since 2006) has ruined the entire Scouting program (in the USA).
 
2013-06-15 04:51:44 PM  
History is going to look a lot more kindly on the Scouts who marched than on the big wigs who complained about it.
 
2013-06-15 05:00:56 PM  

obamadidcoke: my lip balm addiction: bigstoopidbruce: We're not into scouting; it's too time-consuming.  But I have lots of friends who are Baptists, Mormons, and Catholics who are serious about scouting.  They're all leaving.  And I don't blame them.  The BSA have made a serious mistake.  They have gained nothing except more bashing from queers, who will not be happy until they can openly sleep with little boys in the woods.  They haven't added one scout to their ranks, they have compromised with their most basic tenets, and they have alientated millions of members and supporters.  This is 100% fail.

There is no point in responding to my post, I'm not going to check back to see who I have offended.  I don't care what you think.  I'm not a troll, I'm just sick of living in a sick world where it's OK to target little boys.  I leave you all to your fate.

At least you named yourself well bigstoopidbruce. I don't know how big you are but you are certainly stupid if you believe any of what you wrote (wouldn't have responded but since you say you aren't a troll and really believe that stuff), YOU are what is wrong with America.

'cause no "straight" scout master ever diddled a kid in a tent.


I'll bet you good money that any "straight" scout master who diddled a kid in a tent never once called himself gay. Conservative assholes like that don;t like the G word - they just "made a mistake". Or something.

/Either way you come off as ignorant
 
2013-06-15 05:01:06 PM  
The more an organization is homophobic, the more I assume it has members that want to molest kids. I know there are some good scout masters out there, but if I had a young son, I would feel more comfortable leaving him alone in the care of a gay atheist drag queen than I would a homophobic scout leader or a homophobic priest.

I know they think they're coming across as moral by going on about how terrible gays are, but all this noise tells me is that I should never trust these people to be alone with kids. No matter how loud they shout about what perverts some other group is, it doesn't fool me into not noticing how many of them kiddy diddlers, which is what I'm sure they're hoping it does.
 
2013-06-15 05:04:27 PM  

Walter Paisley: I Like Shiny Things: hardinparamedic: I Like Shiny Things: Ok, you were obviously trolling and you wanted everyone to know that (u tell funny joke!), but the sad part is that your statement would have been completely true if you replaced your "100%" with " 75%".

Oh God. I'm being countertrolled.

You typed 'countertrolled' when you meant 'corrected'.

Its 4pm on a Saturday. I could go to any bus station or subway and have my dick sucked by a homo and it would probably take about an hour, including round trip drive.

Could a straight person accomplish this? You think I could go to these same places and find some woman (fat, ugly, diseased...I'm not picky) to do the same thing?

I'd really like a serious answer to that.

Yes, but probably not at the bus station or the subway. Try Wal-Mart or the 7-Eleven.


You are talking about prostitution...you obviously have no idea how the gay community works, because you are straight?

That was kind of my entire point, and its also the point that some of these Boy Scout leaders are trying to make.

Since you aren't very bright, I'll keep it simple for you:

I can go to any of the places mentioned above and get my cock sucked for free. Gay sex. Free. always, anywhere, anytime.

Like the someone above mentioned, 'There's an app for that!'.

If I wanted straight sex from a woman, I'd have to put a bit of effort into it, or pay. Not much effort, since I'm pretty studly and I just got back from the gym about 26 minutes ago, but it still takes a bit of work.
 
2013-06-15 05:17:18 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: Walter Paisley: I Like Shiny Things: hardinparamedic: I Like Shiny Things: Ok, you were obviously trolling and you wanted everyone to know that (u tell funny joke!), but the sad part is that your statement would have been completely true if you replaced your "100%" with " 75%".

Oh God. I'm being countertrolled.

You typed 'countertrolled' when you meant 'corrected'.

Its 4pm on a Saturday. I could go to any bus station or subway and have my dick sucked by a homo and it would probably take about an hour, including round trip drive.

Could a straight person accomplish this? You think I could go to these same places and find some woman (fat, ugly, diseased...I'm not picky) to do the same thing?

I'd really like a serious answer to that.

Yes, but probably not at the bus station or the subway. Try Wal-Mart or the 7-Eleven.

You are talking about prostitution...you obviously have no idea how the gay community works, because you are straight?

That was kind of my entire point, and its also the point that some of these Boy Scout leaders are trying to make.

Since you aren't very bright, I'll keep it simple for you:

I can go to any of the places mentioned above and get my cock sucked for free. Gay sex. Free. always, anywhere, anytime.

Like the someone above mentioned, 'There's an app for that!'.

If I wanted straight sex from a woman, I'd have to put a bit of effort into it, or pay. Not much effort, since I'm pretty studly and I just got back from the gym about 26 minutes ago, but it still takes a bit of work.


I Like Shiny Things: Walter Paisley: I Like Shiny Things: hardinparamedic: I Like Shiny Things: Ok, you were obviously trolling and you wanted everyone to know that (u tell funny joke!), but the sad part is that your statement would have been completely true if you replaced your "100%" with " 75%".

Oh God. I'm being countertrolled.

You typed 'countertrolled' when you meant 'corrected'.

Its 4pm on a Saturday. I could go to any bus station or subway and have my dick sucked by a homo and it would probably take about an hour, including round trip drive.

Could a straight person accomplish this? You think I could go to these same places and find some woman (fat, ugly, diseased...I'm not picky) to do the same thing?

I'd really like a serious answer to that.

Yes, but probably not at the bus station or the subway. Try Wal-Mart or the 7-Eleven.

You are talking about prostitution...you obviously have no idea how the gay community works, because you are straight?

That was kind of my entire point, and its also the point that some of these Boy Scout leaders are trying to make.

Since you aren't very bright, I'll keep it simple for you:

I can go to any of the places mentioned above and get my cock sucked for free. Gay sex. Free. always, anywhere, anytime.

Like the someone above mentioned, 'There's an app for that!'.

If I wanted straight sex from a woman, I'd have to put a bit of effort into it, or pay. Not much effort, since I'm pretty studly and I just got back from the gym about 26 minutes ago, but it still takes a bit of work.


I wasn't referring to prostitution, I was responding to the part of your question that I have now bolded for emphasis. Hetero guys, no matter if they're ugly, fat, socially awkward, etc... still probably won't have too difficult of a time finding a sexual partner if their standards aren't all that high. My statement was referring to being at a high-traffic business where one would likely find a consider number of women who might be just as desperate as men are. I've even known guys who met future girlfriends in a welfare office or at a food bank. A guy might still get turned down a lot, but he'd also have a good chance of finding a willing partner within a few hours. Even amongst heterosexuals, morons, douchebags, and sleazy pick-up artists still get laid. The odds aren't as bad as one might think, but the goods might be sort of odd. I know this is Fark, but perhaps you could have asked for clarity before responding with hostility.
 
2013-06-15 05:26:10 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Seems relevant
 
2013-06-15 05:30:33 PM  
a sphincter says what?
'My bunghole is hungry for man meat'?
 
2013-06-15 05:34:47 PM  
Attention bigots and homophobes: gay people exist and they aren't going to disappear anytime soon.  GET OVER IT!
 
2013-06-15 05:39:59 PM  
I believe virtually everything I read.  And I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything.
 
2013-06-15 05:46:32 PM  
I just dropped my daughter off at a birthday party for a girl with two mommies.  I forgot to ask their agenda but I am pretty sure I will be picking up a bull dyke daughter in three hours.
 
2013-06-15 05:50:38 PM  

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: I just dropped my daughter off at a birthday party for a girl with two mommies.  I forgot to ask their agenda but I am pretty sure I will be picking up a bull dyke daughter in three hours.


Did you measure the length of her hair before you dropped her off?  It will probably be shorter when you pick her up.
 
2013-06-15 05:52:32 PM  

Pincy: Attention bigots and homophobes: gay people exist and they aren't going to disappear anytime soon.  GET OVER IT!


Exactly...the sooner we stop talking about it, the sooner we'll learn tolerance of all kinds of people

/know your bias, It'll help you learn to play nice
//you ARE bigoted; ALL of you are
///I'm included
 
2013-06-15 05:53:36 PM  
OH Utah....you're so predictable. What of the scout councils in say San Francisco? I'll bet they don't have the same issues you do. Still pressing this "either you're with us or against us" ideals is doing nothing more than training them for a life of confusion, double standards, glass ceilings, and general psychos.

/damn millerites
 
2013-06-15 05:58:09 PM  

Pincy: Rembrant_Q_Einstein: I just dropped my daughter off at a birthday party for a girl with two mommies.  I forgot to ask their agenda but I am pretty sure I will be picking up a bull dyke daughter in three hours.

Did you measure the length of her hair before you dropped her off?  It will probably be shorter when you pick her up.


If those gals can get that girl to brush that rat's nest, their agenda is truly superior.
 
2013-06-15 06:17:11 PM  
Same thing with the punk kid a few years back that protested wearing his uniform:
Equality? Ok sure.
Wearing an Eagle badge instead of an Eagle knot after you're 18? fark you pieces of shiat.

/I think that guy in the pic is wearing both, WTF people it's called a "uniform" for a reason.
 
2013-06-15 06:25:25 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: If I wanted straight sex from a woman, I'd have to put a bit of effort into it, or pay. Not much effort, since I'm pretty studly and I just got back from the gym about 26 minutes ago, but it still takes a bit of work.


They're out there, friend. You're just not going to the right dive bar.
 
2013-06-15 06:26:10 PM  

jcooli09: I was a scout leader for a couple of years.  My son and I dropped out because we had to affirm a faith in a higher power, as I recall.  I'm a little fuzzy on the details now, but I wasn't aboput to let him stand up there and lie with the rest of the scouts who had no idea what they were doing.

I still have the scout masters shirt, though, and I think I'll wear it to the next gay pride parade in my area.


Yep, as someone mentioned upthread, there's room for everyone in the scouts but athiests. When my oldest son was in Cub Scouts, we had very good Den Leaders who consisted of a Jewish man and a Christian woman. They were nice people and accepting of other other religions or no religion at all, as was the case with us. When it came time for the religion badge, they just said to him for him to study the different religions and not worry about pledging to one. He got his badge without doing the oath and we had a very happy Cub Scout existence for quite a few years.
When he graduated to Boy Scouts, the pack he transferred to was rabidly religious in the Southern Baptist vein and he was severely castigated by the adults in the pack for being atheist. They gave him such a hard time and demanded that he profess loyalty to god and complete his religious medals before anything else; he quit the pack because of this after a mere two months. He was 13 at the time and all of this was very upsetting to him. F*ck the Boy Scouts and their religious agenda.
 
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