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(TMZ)   Paris Jackson opens up about A) her recent suicide attempt; B) living in the shadow of her father; C) her hatred of Justin Bieber   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2013-06-15 06:18:43 AM  
Rich-yet-broken child of dead singer/child-molester voices opinion on soon-to-be has-been.

TMZ is there!
 
2013-06-15 09:31:24 AM  
Awww, poor little trust-fund babies.
 
2013-06-15 10:45:12 AM  
If it takes her mind off  her own shortcomings, maybe she won't cut herself again.
 
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2013-06-15 11:21:14 AM  
I guess she isn't as strange as I thought.
 
2013-06-15 11:28:59 AM  
20 Motrin for a suicide attempt?
 
2013-06-15 12:18:17 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: 20 Motrin for a suicide attempt?


When you are that small, i'm sure it's not very healthy.
 
2013-06-15 01:32:49 PM  
it's only because he's prettier than you, Miss Jackson if you're nasty
 
2013-06-15 01:40:20 PM  
I hope she finds some peace.

/challenging the Biebs is not a good way to do that
 
2013-06-15 01:48:49 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: 20 Motrin for a suicide attempt?


Many suicides attempts are impulsive and/or not 100% serious at least on the subconscious level.  That's why so many survive.
 
2013-06-15 01:53:11 PM  
Rich people problems.
 
2013-06-15 01:53:14 PM  
Can you blame her for hating on Justin? He's made a career of ripping off her father.
 
2013-06-15 01:54:25 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Can you blame her for hating on Justin? He's made a career of ripping off her father. being a screaming douchenozzle.


Tell me I'm wrong.
 
2013-06-15 02:04:28 PM  
To be fair, Biebermania is probably the more traumatic of the three.
 
2013-06-15 02:09:38 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: 20 Motrin for a suicide attempt?


Motrin as a blood thinner + slashing your wrists =  bleeding out quicker.
 
2013-06-15 02:12:53 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: 20 Motrin for a suicide attempt?


Aspirin thins the blood. That's why it's often part of a regimen for preventing heart attacks.  In any event, taking pills that thin the blood, then slashing your wrists....you're doing it to cause yourself to bleed out quicker.
 
2013-06-15 02:13:21 PM  
Being rich won't bring the only father she had in the world back. Being rich won't console this teenager during this extremely turbulent time in her life. Did you all forget how much life sucked as a teenager? Now factor in that the only father you ever had is dead, is considered a whackjob by many, and you're being tormented by lawyers.

Sorry, but money can't buy her a father anymore than Michael Jackson's fortune was able to buy him his childhood back.
 
2013-06-15 02:29:15 PM  
Michael Jackson knew better than anyone just how toxic celebrity is to one's childhood. It turned him into the hyper-anxious, attention-craving, privacy-fearing narcissist we all put on a pedestal to both admire and jeer.

You'd think he'd have spared his offspring (or those he declared his offspring) some chance at the normalcy he was never afforded. For a while, he donned them in masks in their limited excursions into public, which had pretty much the opposite of the intended effect of having the media leave them alone. He'd have done far better by simply fostering them with some anonymous but trustworthy friends, and visiting them from time to time.

Paris is clearly negatively affected by being identified as the 'daughter' of MJ, and all the unearned, unasked attention that entails.

Beiber, and the Disney/Nickelodeon pop music/show clones are already displaying psychological cracks in their personal lives, but at least they asked for it.
 
2013-06-15 02:42:23 PM  
She was enraged after some of Justin's female fans started tweeting about cutting themselves as an expression of love for the singer

Wasn't this a a 4chan troll?  Or did people really cut themselves to support that idiot.
 
2013-06-15 02:51:12 PM  

PizzaJedi81: FuryOfFirestorm: Can you blame her for hating on Justin? He's made a career of ripping off her father. being a screaming douchenozzle.

Tell me I'm wrong.


your wrong!

Not about this though, I totally agree with you
 
2013-06-15 02:57:11 PM  

PacificaFitz: PizzaJedi81: FuryOfFirestorm: Can you blame her for hating on Justin? He's made a career of ripping off her father. being a screaming douchenozzle.

Tell me I'm wrong.

your wrong!

Not about this though, I totally agree with you


No no no.  He didn't want you to talk about his wrong, he wanted to to tell him he was wrong.
 
2013-06-15 02:57:49 PM  
lesliessexxy:

No no no.  He didn't want you to talk about his wrong, he wanted to to tell him he was wrong.

to to to to to to to to to
 
2013-06-15 02:59:00 PM  
I hate every single Jackson. Even Andrew.
 
2013-06-15 03:04:15 PM  
So, Bieber, Paris Jackson (assuminly all her leech family), Keyshawn Johnson, and Hershel Walker (i think), all live in the same neighborhood !? Thats gotta be a shiatty reality show.
 
2013-06-15 03:20:02 PM  
Who and who?
 
2013-06-15 03:23:18 PM  

PizzaJedi81: FuryOfFirestorm: Can you blame her for hating on Justin? He's made a career of ripping off her father. being a screaming douchenozzle.

Tell me I'm wrong.


I'd be your screaming douchenozzle, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

... That didn't work, did it?
 
2013-06-15 03:25:34 PM  

lesliessexxy: PacificaFitz: PizzaJedi81: FuryOfFirestorm: Can you blame her for hating on Justin? He's made a career of ripping off her father. being a screaming douchenozzle.

Tell me I'm wrong.

your wrong!

Not about this though, I totally agree with you

No no no.  He didn't want you to talk about his wrong, he wanted to to tell him he was wrong.


huh?
 
2013-06-15 03:28:59 PM  

Weatherkiss: Being rich won't bring the only father she had in the world back. Being rich won't console this teenager during this extremely turbulent time in her life. Did you all forget how much life sucked as a teenager? Now factor in that the only father you ever had is dead, is considered a whackjob by many, and you're being tormented by lawyers.

Sorry, but money can't buy her a father anymore than Michael Jackson's fortune was able to buy him his childhood back.


And everyone in the world talking about what a fat biatch your biological mother is, whom you are trying to build a relationship with. And your own brother, whom you used to be with like two peas in a pod, isn't speaking to you because he thinks it's a betrayal for you to hang out with your mom. And all the gossip about daddy being a sicko. And your aunties and uncles are attention whores. And grampa drove your daddy to mutilate himself. And you don't know whom to trust ... on top of being a teenage girl and having all those problems, as someone else said above.

I like this girl. She's absolutely stunning to look at, but what I love about her is her (usually) poise and seeming good character. She smiles for photos, so unlike other famous brats her age. She seems nice. She doesn't try to look cool or be something she's not. Slapping the Biebs just adds to my admiration.

I know too much about these people.
 
2013-06-15 03:31:34 PM  

PacificaFitz: lesliessexxy: PacificaFitz: PizzaJedi81: FuryOfFirestorm: Can you blame her for hating on Justin? He's made a career of ripping off her father. being a screaming douchenozzle.

Tell me I'm wrong.

your wrong!

Not about this though, I totally agree with you

No no no.  He didn't want you to talk about his wrong, he wanted to to tell him he was wrong.

huh?


The old "you're/your" follow-up, I'll wager.
 
2013-06-15 03:32:49 PM  

MadAzza: Weatherkiss: Being rich won't bring the only father she had in the world back. Being rich won't console this teenager during this extremely turbulent time in her life. Did you all forget how much life sucked as a teenager? Now factor in that the only father you ever had is dead, is considered a whackjob by many, and you're being tormented by lawyers.

Sorry, but money can't buy her a father anymore than Michael Jackson's fortune was able to buy him his childhood back.

And everyone in the world talking about what a fat biatch your biological mother is, whom you are trying to build a relationship with. And your own brother, whom you used to be with like two peas in a pod, isn't speaking to you because he thinks it's a betrayal for you to hang out with your mom. And all the gossip about daddy being a sicko. And your aunties and uncles are attention whores. And grampa drove your daddy to mutilate himself. And you don't know whom to trust ... on top of being a teenage girl and having all those problems, as someone else said above.

I like this girl. She's absolutely stunning to look at, but what I love about her is her (usually) poise and seeming good character. She smiles for photos, so unlike other famous brats her age. She seems nice. She doesn't try to look cool or be something she's not. Slapping the Biebs just adds to my admiration.

I know too much about these people.


Well to be fair, the MJ being a sicko part is not so much gossip as it is an established fact.
 
2013-06-15 03:54:57 PM  

MadAzza: PacificaFitz: lesliessexxy: PacificaFitz: PizzaJedi81: FuryOfFirestorm: Can you blame her for hating on Justin? He's made a career of ripping off her father. being a screaming douchenozzle.

Tell me I'm wrong.

your wrong!

Not about this though, I totally agree with you

No no no.  He didn't want you to talk about his wrong, he wanted to to tell him he was wrong.

huh?

The old "you're/your" follow-up, I'll wager.


You are correct!
 
2013-06-15 03:56:22 PM  
What a bright, intelligent young woman.

I see great things in her future.
 
2013-06-15 04:01:17 PM  
I read the line "in the UCLA Medical Center" and thought "good for her going to school for pre-med." Then I got to the line about downing motrin and cutting her wrists and thought "oh, uh..."
 
2013-06-15 04:20:18 PM  

iron_city_ap: So, Bieber, Paris Jackson (assuminly all her leech family), Keyshawn Johnson, and Hershel Walker (i think), all live in the same neighborhood !? Thats gotta be a shiatty reality show.


Guess a lot of people with lots of money enjoy living in McMansions.
 
2013-06-15 04:26:27 PM  
If there's going to be a knock-down, drag-out, trading fists, smack-down fight between Jacksons and Beibers, I'm firmly in Paris' side of the fight.  Her family probably fights like Wolverine backed in a corner.
 
2013-06-15 04:27:25 PM  
If girls are cutting themselves for your sake and you don't immediately and publicly stay "stop, please don't do that", you are a farking douche.
 
2013-06-15 05:17:01 PM  
Which one is cuter? Paris Jackson or that Berber chick?
 
2013-06-15 05:43:29 PM  

Superjew: If girls are cutting themselves for your sake and you don't immediately and publicly stay "stop, please don't do that", you are a farking douche.


I was just going to say something like that.  If these young girls were doing this and tweeting him and had their own damn hashtag, say something. No it's not his responsibility but christ, these girls listen to him like he's God.  If he tweeted one of those damn girls, it would have spread like wildfire.  It's irresponsible NOT to say something.
 
2013-06-15 05:58:09 PM  

LectertheChef: iron_city_ap: So, Bieber, Paris Jackson (assuminly all her leech family), Keyshawn Johnson, and Hershel Walker (i think), all live in the same neighborhood !? Thats gotta be a shiatty reality show.

Guess a lot of people with lots of money enjoy living in McMansions.


Bu..bu..but its L.A.....

/dumbasses
 
2013-06-15 06:50:02 PM  

iron_city_ap: LectertheChef: iron_city_ap: So, Bieber, Paris Jackson (assuminly all her leech family), Keyshawn Johnson, and Hershel Walker (i think), all live in the same neighborhood !? Thats gotta be a shiatty reality show.

Guess a lot of people with lots of money enjoy living in McMansions.

Bu..bu..but its L.A.....

/dumbasses


Perhaps they don't have as much money as they like to let on, but there's much cooler areas in LA to live. Bieber living in a McMansion really makes his supposed net worth suspect. He could just as easily live in a kick ass beach house in Malibu, or live on Sunset Strip, where he wouldn't have as many family types busting his chops over the noise and fast driving. Venice, West Hollywood, even Downtown LA would all suit him better than a farking gated community. It's just weird.
 
2013-06-15 06:57:47 PM  
Love her eyes.
 
2013-06-15 07:41:40 PM  

MadAzza: I like this girl. She's absolutely stunning to look at, but what I love about her is her (usually) poise and seeming good character. She smiles for photos, so unlike other famous brats her age. She seems nice. She doesn't try to look cool or be something she's not. Slapping the Biebs just adds to my admiration.

I know too much about these people.


I'm not going to farkie you as "totes stalker".

Okay, maybe I am.
 
2013-06-15 07:47:17 PM  

legion_of_doo: MadAzza: I like this girl. She's absolutely stunning to look at, but what I love about her is her (usually) poise and seeming good character. She smiles for photos, so unlike other famous brats her age. She seems nice. She doesn't try to look cool or be something she's not. Slapping the Biebs just adds to my admiration.

I know too much about these people.

I'm not going to farkie you as "totes stalker".

Okay, maybe I am.


Nooooooo! It's Dlisted! This is what Dlisted has done to me!
 
2013-06-15 08:27:11 PM  

MadAzza: legion_of_doo: MadAzza: I like this girl. She's absolutely stunning to look at, but what I love about her is her (usually) poise and seeming good character. She smiles for photos, so unlike other famous brats her age. She seems nice. She doesn't try to look cool or be something she's not. Slapping the Biebs just adds to my admiration.

I know too much about these people.

I'm not going to farkie you as "totes stalker".

Okay, maybe I am.

Nooooooo! It's Dlisted! This is what Dlisted has done to me!


Hahaha! I hear the Nile is a lovely place to visit.

/Okay, "maybe not totes stalker"
 
2013-06-15 08:34:24 PM  
That is not the child of a black man.
 
2013-06-15 08:39:06 PM  

EbolaNYC: That is not the child of a black man.


More like this, amiright?
image.karneval-megastore.de
 
2013-06-15 09:11:03 PM  
I'd like to rub her vaginal walls with my penis.

/If you know what I mean
 
2013-06-15 09:40:28 PM  

bwilson27: I hate every single Jackson. Even Andrew.


What did the host of The Beer Hunter ever do to you?
 
2013-06-15 09:52:15 PM  

bwilson27: EbolaNYC: That is not the child of a black man.

More like this, amiright?


No, more like my wife.
 
2013-06-15 10:33:12 PM  
I'm surprised that Paris Jackson doesn't get the same attention on Fark that someone like Ariel Winter gets.
 
2013-06-16 12:32:35 AM  
"...thinks Justin is a terrible role model for young girls."


As opposed to her own example in that regard?
 
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