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(US House of Representatives)   The Honorable Darrell Issa spent yesterday holding a hearing to designate the oceans around the US as the "Ronald Wilson Reagan Exclusive Economic Zone of the United States"   (naturalresources.house.gov) divider line 158
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2013-06-15 08:14:42 AM  
I hope Ronald Wilson Reagan is in Hell right now...with an itch he can't scratch...right in the middle of his back...and his back is broken...
 
2013-06-15 08:19:30 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: I hope Ronald Wilson Reagan is in Hell right now...with an itch he can't scratch...right in the middle of his back...and his back is broken...


Now Nancy....
 
2013-06-15 08:21:25 AM  
I'm shocked we've made it this long without someone introducing a bill to rename the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of Reagan, Plus Jesus
 
2013-06-15 08:44:14 AM  
Don't blame me for Congressman Darrell Issa. I didn't vote for him.

/I call foul on abuse of the Hero tag as well.
 
2013-06-15 08:56:49 AM  
That IRS thing not panning out for you Issa?
 
2013-06-15 09:05:05 AM  
I hereby make a motion that the Pacific Ocean be renamed the Ronald Reagan Was The Greatest President of All Time And He Would Have Kept That Kenyan Usurper Barack Hussein Fartbongo From Stealing The Presidency By Using His Muslim Commie Agents in ACORN Paid For By George Soros So That He Could Force Us All Into Gay Marriages With Blah People Or Else You Get Hauled Before a Death Panel Chaired By Bill Ayers And The Other Terrorists Barack Hussein 0Bummer Pals Around With Ocean.
 
2013-06-15 09:17:25 AM  
At this point he might as well dig up Ronnie's corpse and start lovingly sucking his shriveled decaying cock.
 
2013-06-15 09:19:05 AM  
fark that shiat.
 
2013-06-15 09:29:35 AM  
I don't understand why we haven't renamed the country Reagania yet.
 
2013-06-15 09:38:18 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: I hope Ronald Wilson Reagan is in Hell right now...with an itch he can't scratch...right in the middle of his back...and his back is broken...


Now, now, he left office long before you were born.
 
2013-06-15 09:39:51 AM  
That hero tag is ironic, right?

So edgy, submitter
 
2013-06-15 09:44:39 AM  
yes, but obama is the messiah, amirite?

/amazed that issa knows how to do anything but hunt witches
 
2013-06-15 10:06:38 AM  
Jobs.
 
2013-06-15 10:08:39 AM  
bulk.destructoid.com
 
2013-06-15 10:10:56 AM  
Is this the zone where you can safely sell arms to terrorists?
 
2013-06-15 10:28:33 AM  
Best jobs bill out of the House in six years.
 
2013-06-15 10:34:40 AM  
I applaud Issa spending time on shiat like this... keeps him outta trouble.
 
2013-06-15 10:49:26 AM  
Is that the economic zone where we get money to illegally give to nun-raping terrorists by illegally selling arms to Islamic fundamentalist theocratic dictators in Iran?
 
2013-06-15 10:51:59 AM  
I want my money back.
 
2013-06-15 10:52:12 AM  
To be fair, it's kind of hard to make the news when you're on the fisheries and ocean subcommittee.

Still, WTF man. This is no time to be naming waters after dead presidents. The living have far too many problems to address.
 
2013-06-15 10:57:31 AM  
Peace Be Upon Him.
 
2013-06-15 10:58:25 AM  
So does this new zone include the Great Pacific Garbage Patch?

www.scinexx.de
 
2013-06-15 10:58:39 AM  
Where's the satire tag?
 
2013-06-15 10:58:48 AM  
I prefer to call it the 'Douchebags try sport fishing zone'.
 
2013-06-15 11:00:45 AM  
How about they name all the burn centers in Afghanistan, Iraq and Nicaragua after that piece of slimy worm shiat?
 
2013-06-15 11:01:04 AM  
Trolling China?
 
2013-06-15 11:02:06 AM  
The worst thing for me about this is that it's exactly the kind of brainless thing my rep will vote to approve.

/How much economic activity in this zone is drug trafficking? I'd think a lot.
 
2013-06-15 11:02:32 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: At this point he might as well dig up Ronnie's corpse and start lovingly sucking his shriveled decaying cock.


Reagan worship is literally killing the GOP.
 
2013-06-15 11:04:05 AM  
A two-hour video with no farking reason why I should watch it?  Some admin needs  retraining.
 
2013-06-15 11:11:09 AM  
Brilliant! We should have excluded Reagan from the economics of the US years ago.
 
2013-06-15 11:13:59 AM  

Vodka Zombie: How about they name all the burn centers in Afghanistan, Iraq and Nicaragua after that piece of slimy worm shiat?


www.themuslimtimes.org

"And then we tell them it'll trickle down!"
 
2013-06-15 11:17:22 AM  
Well, the ocean is responsible for a lot of trickle down......
 
2013-06-15 11:21:38 AM  
We should rename America "The Barrack Hussein Obama Economic Dead Zone".
 
2013-06-15 11:23:24 AM  

FC Exile: We should rename America "The Barrack Hussein Obama Economic Dead Zone".


I would support this. Just because it would piss off all kinds of people.
 
2013-06-15 11:29:12 AM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-06-15 11:32:13 AM  
There's fetishizing heroes, and then there's... literally wanting to name the waters around the United States after Ronald Reagan. What the fark?
 
2013-06-15 11:32:53 AM  
I also love the wording of the "Let the fishermen kill seals" act below it.
 
2013-06-15 11:33:20 AM  
When Reagan was president, we had manly scandals.  Not this pansy IRS shiat or foofoo umbrella nonsense.  We had guns to sell and terrorists to support!
 
2013-06-15 11:37:56 AM  
Why am I the  first one to point out this is satire?
 
2013-06-15 11:39:02 AM  
For people with a hard-on for putting them in courthouses and government buildings conservatives certainly aren't well-versed in the Ten Commandments, specifically item #2.
 
2013-06-15 11:39:38 AM  

Muta: Why am I the  first one to point out this is satire?



naturalresources.house.gov is a satire site?
 
2013-06-15 11:39:56 AM  
Reagan?

The actor?
 
2013-06-15 11:43:59 AM  

FC Exile: We should rename America "The Barrack Hussein Obama Economic Dead Zone".




farm2.staticflickr.com
you are and idiot
 
2013-06-15 11:45:03 AM  
Every politician who wasted time praising and voting for this bill should never ever be allowed to complain about government spending again.
 
2013-06-15 11:45:46 AM  

Muta: Why am I the  first one to point out this is satire?


Because no one else wants to be wrong?
 
2013-06-15 11:47:12 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-15 11:47:37 AM  

AirForceVet: Don't blame me for Congressman Darrell Issa. I didn't vote for him.

/I call foul on abuse of the Hero tag as well.


www.moltz.net
 
2013-06-15 11:50:21 AM  
THE ONE
 
2013-06-15 11:50:34 AM  
Makes sense to me.

www.onlyonesolutionsite.org
 
2013-06-15 11:51:48 AM  

crab66: FC Exile: We should rename America "The Barrack Hussein Obama Economic Dead Zone".

I would support this. Just because it would piss off all kinds of people.


And that's what's really important.

Laser like focus on jobs.
 
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