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(JoBlo)   A few years from now, in a Disney World not so far away   (joblo.com ) divider line 64
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2013-06-15 06:31:44 PM  

Mugato: Smackledorfer: Though there is probably equal room to add more dinosaur stuff, or deepsea exploration stuff instead.

Yeah, what's with Dinosaur Land at Animal Kingdom being so lame? They do have one ride but the rest of it is a carnival or something.


Yup. Takes a real genious to screw up dinosaurs.
 
2013-06-15 06:38:37 PM  

Smackledorfer: Mugato: Nuclear Monk: They should shut down and complete renovate Epcot center for this.

The ball is an obvious easy conversion.  The world showcase could easily become all the different planets.

Holy shiat, that's an awesome idea.

Morocco could be Tatooine, Mexico could be Yavin (they had pyramids there), America could be Coruscant (capital of the galaxy), Canada with all that wood could be Endor, Norway, Hoth. Naboo has a French vibe. The added revenue would more than pay for all the international incidents.

Test Track- podracing. The living seas, underwater Naboo,

Stop trying to ruin my epcot center you doofy bastards.

People like epcot.


Yeah, don't fark up Epcot. Do they still have the Norwegian troll boat ride? That was cool.
 
2013-06-15 06:39:23 PM  

Smackledorfer: Mugato: Smackledorfer: Though there is probably equal room to add more dinosaur stuff, or deepsea exploration stuff instead.

Yeah, what's with Dinosaur Land at Animal Kingdom being so lame? They do have one ride but the rest of it is a carnival or something.

Yup. Takes a real genious to screw up dinosaurs.


Yeah, like the whole park is a big zoo with a couple rides. And that's cool but for the kids, dino-land is like they ran out of budget and just said, "fark trying to show up Universal's Jurassic Park, , we'll just build a carnival".
 
2013-06-15 06:51:52 PM  

Mugato: Smackledorfer: Mugato: Smackledorfer: Though there is probably equal room to add more dinosaur stuff, or deepsea exploration stuff instead.

Yeah, what's with Dinosaur Land at Animal Kingdom being so lame? They do have one ride but the rest of it is a carnival or something.

Yup. Takes a real genious to screw up dinosaurs.

Yeah, like the whole park is a big zoo with a couple rides. And that's cool but for the kids, dino-land is like they ran out of budget and just said, "fark trying to show up Universal's Jurassic Park, , we'll just build a carnival".


They were going to build "Beastly Kingdom", a section of Animal Kingdom for dragons, fantasy, mythology etc but they never started it & abandoned the idea. There's still a dragon head on the AK front gate from it. Something else they wanted to copy from Univ Studios Islands of Advent, but gave up.
 
2013-06-15 07:04:41 PM  

Trocadero: Smackledorfer: Mugato: Nuclear Monk: They should shut down and complete renovate Epcot center for this.

The ball is an obvious easy conversion.  The world showcase could easily become all the different planets.

Holy shiat, that's an awesome idea.

Morocco could be Tatooine, Mexico could be Yavin (they had pyramids there), America could be Coruscant (capital of the galaxy), Canada with all that wood could be Endor, Norway, Hoth. Naboo has a French vibe. The added revenue would more than pay for all the international incidents.

Test Track- podracing. The living seas, underwater Naboo,

Stop trying to ruin my epcot center you doofy bastards.

People like epcot.

Yeah, don't fark up Epcot. Do they still have the Norwegian troll boat ride? That was cool.


They do, and it still is.

A couple of those countries could add a little more stuff to do though.

Also if the booze there was half the price I would have bought three times as much. Not sure whether disney would want that or not. :p
 
2013-06-15 09:32:04 PM  

Smackledorfer: Yeah, don't fark up Epcot. Do they still have the Norwegian troll boat ride? That was cool.

They do, and it still is.

A couple of those countries could add a little more stuff to do though.

Also if the booze there was half the price I would have bought three times as much. Not sure whether disney would want that or not. :p


They used to have a buffet at Norway that was awesome. I'm not even a food guy but that restaurant was great. They replaced it with a princess thing.
 
2013-06-15 09:49:42 PM  

Mugato: Smackledorfer: Yeah, don't fark up Epcot. Do they still have the Norwegian troll boat ride? That was cool.

They do, and it still is.

A couple of those countries could add a little more stuff to do though.

Also if the booze there was half the price I would have bought three times as much. Not sure whether disney would want that or not. :p

They used to have a buffet at Norway that was awesome. I'm not even a food guy but that restaurant was great. They replaced it with a princess thing.


Last fall we forget to make early reservations at epcot. The only available one was morocco. Food was great, and they had a HOT belly dancer.

Mexico had an ok lunch, but it was heavily texmex which surprised me.
 
2013-06-15 10:07:19 PM  

Smackledorfer: Mugato: Smackledorfer: Yeah, don't fark up Epcot. Do they still have the Norwegian troll boat ride? That was cool.

They do, and it still is.

A couple of those countries could add a little more stuff to do though.

Also if the booze there was half the price I would have bought three times as much. Not sure whether disney would want that or not. :p

They used to have a buffet at Norway that was awesome. I'm not even a food guy but that restaurant was great. They replaced it with a princess thing.

Last fall we forget to make early reservations at epcot. The only available one was morocco. Food was great, and they had a HOT belly dancer.

Mexico had an ok lunch, but it was heavily texmex which surprised me.


We had a great time at the Living Seas/Nemo/whatever restaurant. Better if you can get a place next to the aquarium wall if you're not spooked out by millions of gallons of water on your head.

Also, the Canada steakhouse was good, and had Unibroue product.

The teppan at the Japan place also was a good time, but it's pretty typical teppan fare.

/will have to remember the Morocco thing for next time
 
2013-06-15 11:05:49 PM  

legion_of_doo: The teppan at the Japan place also was a good time, but it's pretty typical teppan fare.


I love the Japan pavailion.  The green Tea Cheesecake, frozen beer, saki and all the Toys in the shop are great.  But I have to go there first so im sober.  If i'm drinking around the world I tend to lose my cultural sensitivity by the time I hit Germany.
 
2013-06-15 11:55:43 PM  

akuma976: legion_of_doo: The teppan at the Japan place also was a good time, but it's pretty typical teppan fare.

I love the Japan pavailion.  The green Tea Cheesecake, frozen beer, saki and all the Toys in the shop are great.  But I have to go there first so im sober.  If i'm drinking around the world I tend to lose my cultural sensitivity by the time I hit Germany.


Just because a few farkers don't know and it has helped others:
The non-beer options at Epcot since they aren't as well known:
Scotch Bar in England
Sake Bar in Japan
Wine Flights in Germany, France, and Italy
Green Tea booze in China
Tequilla bar in Mexico
Really only American drops the ball in the booze department
 
2013-06-16 12:42:27 AM  

RyansPrivates: This is actually the one good thing that I anticipated from the Disney takeover.  I have wanted a Star Wars theme park for years, and no matter what you think of Disney, the sure as hell know how to do theme parks.


I wonder if the concession stands will sell blue milk?
 
2013-06-16 04:00:33 PM  

TheManofPA: Really only American drops the ball in the booze department


Agreed agreed agreed...The American Adventure is really just colonial town for all the out of country Tourists.  But I don't know how Jack Daniels , Makers Mark and Wild Turkey aren't featured there, blows my mind.

"Tequilla bar in Mexico"

Man I wish i could open up a line of credit to just try everything they have there.
 
2013-06-16 06:21:56 PM  

TheManofPA: akuma976: legion_of_doo: The teppan at the Japan place also was a good time, but it's pretty typical teppan fare.

I love the Japan pavailion.  The green Tea Cheesecake, frozen beer, saki and all the Toys in the shop are great.  But I have to go there first so im sober.  If i'm drinking around the world I tend to lose my cultural sensitivity by the time I hit Germany.

Just because a few farkers don't know and it has helped others:
The non-beer options at Epcot since they aren't as well known:
Scotch Bar in England
Sake Bar in Japan
Wine Flights in Germany, France, and Italy
Green Tea booze in China
Tequilla bar in Mexico
Really only American drops the ball in the booze department


I know they're girly and all, but you also need to include the Grey Goose/Grand Marnier slushies at a kiosk in France.
 
2013-06-16 08:03:21 PM  
Man, I haven't gone drinking around the world in ages. I need to line up some free time and find me a Disney employee.
 
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