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(LA Daily News)   Chucking police say drunk driver "blew through" roadside check before crashing his car. Get it? 'Blew through." No? This, along with your anger issues, is why you never got to be a cop   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, sobriety checkpoint, Ontario Police Station, OPD, Yukon, light poles  
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2875 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jun 2013 at 8:34 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-15 09:38:14 AM  
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Cache: If I had anger issues, subby, I would be a cop.

Don't forget the badge, uniform, gun, donuts, ego, and the tiny penis that you're grossly overcompensating for. Those aren't quite as necessary, but you have to have 'em.
2013-06-15 09:23:27 AM  
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fark you subby! If I want your worthless farking opinion, I'll scrape it off Drew's zipper!
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