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(LA Daily News)   Chucking police say drunk driver "blew through" roadside check before crashing his car. Get it? 'Blew through." No? This, along with your anger issues, is why you never got to be a cop   (dailynews.com) divider line 4
    More: Obvious, sobriety checkpoint, Ontario Police Station, OPD, Yukon, light poles  
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2013-06-15 08:59:51 AM  
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I thought anger issues was WHY you became a cop?

(I would be kidding but IME it's also true with security guards, bouncers, basically any job where hitting people it part of your job. Who else applies but angry people.)

Also, Ontario? Why is a city in the US somewhere named after my province? Too lazy to google.
2013-06-15 09:38:14 AM  
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Cache: If I had anger issues, subby, I would be a cop.


Don't forget the badge, uniform, gun, donuts, ego, and the tiny penis that you're grossly overcompensating for. Those aren't quite as necessary, but you have to have 'em.
2013-06-15 09:33:18 AM  
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moogoob: (I would be kidding but IME it's also true with security guards, bouncers, basically any job where hitting people it part of your job. Who else applies but angry people.)


Angry people that need to feel like they can control people. My dad was a security guard at a psych hospital and he'd come home bragging about beating the patients.
2013-06-15 09:23:27 AM  
1 votes:
fark you subby! If I want your worthless farking opinion, I'll scrape it off Drew's zipper!
 
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