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(ABC News)   Truck crashes into Wendy's, three sent to hospital. But let's be honest, they were one junior cheeseburger and a chili fries away from being flat-lined there anyway   ( divider line
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2013-06-15 10:09:23 AM  
Going in!
2013-06-15 10:13:27 AM  
No, Wendy's is all about the Frosty fries.
2013-06-15 10:15:10 AM  
Lucky they didn't get the chili.
2013-06-15 10:15:20 AM  

"The vehicle went through a front window and almost all the way up to the counter."

Where the driver spent five minutes trying to decide what they wanted to order from the menu.

2013-06-15 10:26:13 AM  

lack of warmth: Lucky they didn't get the chili.

Never eat the Wendy's chili
2013-06-15 10:26:50 AM  
Possible Headline of the Week here, good job Subby.
2013-06-15 10:31:08 AM  
Tires meet spare tires.

Wendy's customers are just like their sodas: flat.
2013-06-15 10:35:18 AM  
2013-06-15 10:58:31 AM  

sammyk: lack of warmth: Lucky they didn't get the chili.

Never eat the Wendy's chili

Not seeing anything wrong there. You're aware they refrigerate unused stuff, right? Wait until you hear what Chinese food places do with unused rice...
2013-06-15 11:00:19 AM  
It's a junior bacon cheeseburger subby, get it right or pay the price.
2013-06-15 11:00:55 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Tires meet spare tires.

Wendy's customers are just like their sodas: flat.

you, sir, are a bad person, to whose newsletter I would like to subscribe.
2013-06-15 11:21:54 AM  
That's why they ask you to please pull around instead of drive through.
2013-06-15 11:38:57 AM  
Think it would have been to much to ask to include a picture of the accident in the article?
2013-06-15 12:02:45 PM  
Did the first responders find a severed finger in the chili?
2013-06-15 12:39:16 PM  
Junior cheeseburger?

If they were fat, as the headline implies, would they really be ordering the junior cheeseburger?
2013-06-15 01:54:14 PM  
Honestly, I'm just here for pics of the baconator chick...
2013-06-15 02:41:48 PM  
This gets greenlit, but this doesn't?!

Hell, the store manager's name is Barb Barker, this alone makes would make it an epic!

/Link to image of sandwich in question... Not safe for human consumption
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