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(WSMV Nashville)   10,000 bottles of Chicken Cock stolen, said to be valued in the big buck-buck-BUCKS   (wsmv.com) divider line 29
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2013-06-15 12:32:15 AM
Nine thousand-nine hundred-ninetynine bottles of chicken cock on the wall, nine thousand-nine hundred-ninety nine bottles of chicken cock. Take one down and pass it around nine thousand-nine hundred-ninety eight bottles of chicken cock on the wall...
 
2013-06-15 12:35:30 AM
Shouldn't that be rooster cock?

/or at least cock cock?
//buc-ock
 
2013-06-15 01:42:35 AM
Has anyone tried it? I've heard it's pretty fowl.
 
2013-06-15 01:52:37 AM
That is a LOT of cock.
 
2013-06-15 02:57:41 AM
i.imgur.com /oblig
 
2013-06-15 05:32:46 AM

MurphyMurphy: That is a LOT of cock.


Just how Kim Kardashian likes it.
 
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2013-06-15 05:34:28 AM
10,000 bottle of Chicken Cock stolen.  10,000 bottles just gone.
Take one down, pass it around....
 
2013-06-15 05:42:20 AM
Some pecker has a lot of spirit!
 
2013-06-15 06:10:06 AM
mankindunplugged.com

Good thing you can still buy the mix.
 
2013-06-15 06:14:42 AM
Drew did it...and its already half gone
 
2013-06-15 06:21:07 AM
Argh! You beat me to it!
 
2013-06-15 06:27:48 AM
This will give them 200k worth of free advertisement.  It's a win/win
 
2013-06-15 06:37:43 AM
www.animationartwork.com
 
2013-06-15 06:46:05 AM
Is it rare if there are 10,000 bottles of it?
 
2013-06-15 06:50:58 AM
Can we possibly dominate a species more than that? Taking and bottling their cocks for fark sake!

/appologies to Mr. CK
 
2013-06-15 06:57:15 AM
 
2013-06-15 07:49:54 AM
Cock and soda..a jigger of gin.
oh what a spell..you've got me in..
oh me..oh my..do I feel high.
 
2013-06-15 07:58:25 AM
Now this is my kinda thread...

Some one once asked me if you need a rooster in with the hens for them to lay eggs,
I told them that it's not required, the hens will still lay,
but if there isn't a rooster around,
the chicken will all be lesbi-hens.

//ba-dum, tish.
 
2013-06-15 08:02:22 AM
Would have thought it was some oriental potency drug, but the fact is that chickens (roosters) don't possess a penis, so taking chicken cock really doesn't help you much. Now, if it was duck dick, that would be another story altogether.
 
2013-06-15 08:35:55 AM
FALSE FLAG teetotalers done this
 
2013-06-15 08:54:11 AM
In capitalist America, Chicken Cock farks you!
 
2013-06-15 10:49:35 AM

Devolving_Spud: [mankindunplugged.com image 515x640]

Good thing you can still buy the mix.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-15 11:45:13 AM
I thought this was going to be about Huy Fong sriracha sauce, and if it was I would have suggested that the thieves go into hiding
 
2013-06-15 12:24:58 PM
Penis.
 
2013-06-15 12:49:37 PM
s1.cdn.autoevolution.com
 
2013-06-15 12:52:15 PM
I went through about 25 definitions of "cock" from different dictionaries looking for one that would make this name make sense.

Good news: I learned several new meanings for "cock", including "conical pile of hay".
Bad news: "Chicken cock" is still not making much sense.
 
2013-06-15 04:07:25 PM

Gordon Bennett: Devolving_Spud: [mankindunplugged.com image 515x640]

Good thing you can still buy the mix.
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"I don't want Cockaleekie, I don't LIKE Cockaleekie, I like Cress! So take that back to the kitchen, and tell the Chef de Cuisine there's one more order for Cress soup."
 
2013-06-15 06:55:58 PM
Normally, I'd say the redundancy in a product name is stupid, but I think you need to be specific about what kind of cock you're referring to.
 
2013-06-15 08:12:13 PM
 
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