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(WSMV Nashville)   Jesus spotted near security checkpoint at Phoenix airport   (wsmv.com) divider line 62
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2013-06-15 01:03:18 AM
"He looks a little bit more like the Zig Zag Rolling Papers man than other Jesuses I've seen, but it's definitely Him," Pela writes.

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2013-06-15 01:08:27 AM
 
2013-06-15 01:08:50 AM
Must have been catching a connecting flight to New Orleans
 
2013-06-15 01:12:42 AM

Richard Freckle: The convo between Pela and TSA friend went a bit like this


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2013-06-15 01:24:55 AM
For the last time you jackasses.
"Jesus" wouldn't have had even a passing resemblance to Ted Nugent in the 80s.
Stop it. Seriously, just stop.
Mary probably didn't look like some some demure young woman from the Italian renaissance either.
 
2013-06-15 01:25:20 AM
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2013-06-15 01:26:10 AM
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2013-06-15 01:41:50 AM
Jesus? In Arizona? Hope he has his papers.
 
2013-06-15 01:48:49 AM
Came hoping for a Jim Caviezel sighting. Leaving Disappointed.
 
2013-06-15 01:49:06 AM
The image was first reported by the New Times' Robrt L. Pela, whose TSA worker friend told him about "Tile Jesus."
"He looks a little bit more like the Zig Zag Rolling Papers man than other Jesuses I've seen, but it's definitely Him," Pela writes.


Someone's TSA worker friend is going to have to pee in a cup come Monday.
 
2013-06-15 02:13:04 AM
I don't know how many Chicago Farkers are here, but do any of you remember the guy who used to ride the Blue Line dressed in the robe with a crown of thorns dragging the cross?
 
2013-06-15 02:18:03 AM
 
2013-06-15 02:21:46 AM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perceptions_of_religious_imagery_in_nat ur al_phenomena

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imbecile


I don't care what you say.
I have a potato that looks like Moses.
Pawn Stars here I come!
 
2013-06-15 02:50:21 AM

ongbok: I don't know how many Chicago Farkers are here, but do any of you remember the guy who used to ride the Blue Line dressed in the robe with a crown of thorns dragging the cross?


I saw that guy one time when I was visiting my brother. That was back in the late-nineties, though...
 
2013-06-15 02:58:48 AM
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2013-06-15 03:17:39 AM
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2013-06-15 03:36:17 AM
Huh, I thought he just left Chicago.
 
2013-06-15 03:50:30 AM

ongbok: I don't know how many Chicago Farkers are here, but do any of you remember the guy who used to ride the Blue Line dressed in the robe with a crown of thorns dragging the cross?


Happens in every city. My guy has wheels on the bottom of his cross and I've always wanted to call him out as a pussy. I mean, Jesus, who I believe existed in real life if not as the son of god, had to truly carry that thing. This guy is cheating.

Same thing with Mardis Gras protesters. Always with the tiny wheels at the bottom. You wanna convince me? Sac up and actually carry that cross, asshole.
 
2013-06-15 04:36:46 AM

dickfreckle: ongbok: I don't know how many Chicago Farkers are here, but do any of you remember the guy who used to ride the Blue Line dressed in the robe with a crown of thorns dragging the cross?

Happens in every city. My guy has wheels on the bottom of his cross and I've always wanted to call him out as a pussy. I mean, Jesus, who I believe existed in real life if not as the son of god, had to truly carry that thing. This guy is cheating.

Same thing with Mardis Gras protesters. Always with the tiny wheels at the bottom. You wanna convince me? Sac up and actually carry that cross, asshole.


You got pics of that thing? I just about woke up the neighborhood laughing at the image...
 
2013-06-15 04:43:22 AM
When you consider how gullible a person has to be to believe in any of the major religions in the first place, their seeing Jesus everywhere becomes far less surprising.
 
2013-06-15 04:45:40 AM
Jesus cleans my pool twice a month.

Good guy.

Family man too.
 
2013-06-15 04:55:13 AM

fusillade762: Jesus? In Arizona?


I assure you that there are more than enough already.
 
2013-06-15 04:59:36 AM
Chill on it crazy dude. That was just Jah.
 
2013-06-15 05:02:30 AM

Gyrfalcon: dickfreckle: ongbok: I don't know how many Chicago Farkers are here, but do any of you remember the guy who used to ride the Blue Line dressed in the robe with a crown of thorns dragging the cross?

Happens in every city. My guy has wheels on the bottom of his cross and I've always wanted to call him out as a pussy. I mean, Jesus, who I believe existed in real life if not as the son of god, had to truly carry that thing. This guy is cheating.

Same thing with Mardis Gras protesters. Always with the tiny wheels at the bottom. You wanna convince me? Sac up and actually carry that cross, asshole.

You got pics of that thing? I just about woke up the neighborhood laughing at the image...


Nowhere near as entertaining as my guy, nor the Baptists who descend for Carnival to tell us we're all gonna burn in hell, but this is about as close as I could GIS.

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I've always assumed these people come down here to experience the party (they do it at our gay festivals as well) just to witness the fun while having an excuse for their wives or, knowing these guys, seekrit boyfriends. No one wanders down a street with a Thermos full of tequila and two bisexual chicks from Oregon and thinks, "Wow! That sign has immediately made me change my sinful ways!" AW-ing at its finest.

But yeah, my original point never seems addressed by these folks. If you're going to carry a cross, FARKING CARRY IT. Pussies. Guess your faith isn't that strong, after all.
 
2013-06-15 05:04:18 AM
I hear he's bound for New Orleans.
 
2013-06-15 05:15:26 AM
What a bunch of farking morans.
 
2013-06-15 05:19:01 AM
Didn't anyone else find it noteworthy that Jesus is examining an infant stegosaurus, confirming dinosaurs lived at the same time as humans? wsmv.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-06-15 05:19:09 AM
Nah, that's this dude.
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Could be Che Guevara though, too. Maybe even Hendrix.

I dunno. All dead dudes look alike to me.
 
2013-06-15 05:20:14 AM
Of course he's at an airport. Jesus, he wants to fly to Venus, and leave Levon behind.

/Sorry, been on an Elton John kick lately.
 
2013-06-15 05:24:48 AM
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I'm seeing the Lizard King.
 
2013-06-15 05:28:47 AM
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2013-06-15 05:36:47 AM

fusillade762: Jesus? In Arizona? Hope he has his papers.


I have a feeling I just woke people up from bursting out laughing!
 
2013-06-15 05:39:46 AM
Headlines I'd like to see:

PHOENIX SPOTTED AT JESUS AIRPORT

Take that Christians! Pagans travelling through Jesus Airport have spotted an image of the Phoenix arising from its ashes in the pavement at Jesus Island Airport, Montreal's new Super-Airport on Jesus Island. They are interpreting it as a sign that the time has come for the mythical Phoenix to renew itself in the deserts of Araby.

"I don't see it", said a priest of Apollo. "Besides, it's very crudely drawn, the colouring is all wrong, and could be any old bird, even a vulture. Not one of God's better works." Priests of the Cult of the Bird Risen disagree. "It's definitely the Phoenix. Who else could it be?"

"The Gods are definitely flipping us the bird" said one passenger whose flight was delayed by pilgrims buying tickets to Araby.

IMAGE DEFINITELY NOT JESUS

An alleged image of Jesus that appeared in a taco has been examined by Pope Francis and is definitely not Jesus says the Pontiff. "Not him," said the Holy Father. "Sure, it's got the beard and long hair, but I know Our Lord personally, Our Lord is a good friend of mine, and this isn't Him."

"I think it may be Wil Wheaton, but I don't know Wil Wheaton all that well, so I'll leave that judgment to people who do." Meanwhile thousands of thoughtless geeks and nerds are flocking to the taco stand to worship Wil Wheaton on the Pope's say so.
 
2013-06-15 05:42:09 AM
That last sentence is Noam Chomsky-approved.
 
2013-06-15 05:43:23 AM
I hope he was beating the goo out of some TSA lackeys.
 
2013-06-15 06:03:54 AM
"Why does thou accost me? I am the Truth, The Way, and The Light."

"We got another 4th'er. Get the Taser and the rubber hose. SECURITY!"
 
2013-06-15 06:06:30 AM
You gotta love how a dude from the middle east 2000 years ago is always depicted as a tall Brad Pitt-lookalike. Fact is, if he existed, he would have looked more like Ron Jeremy.
 
2013-06-15 06:16:28 AM

Lewdy: You gotta love how a dude from the middle east 2000 years ago is always depicted as a tall Brad Pitt-lookalike. Fact is, if he existed, he would have looked more like Ron Jeremy.


All things considered, if Jesus was a pale, skinny white man in that part of the world and in that era and a carpenter in an age of no power tools, I'm pretty sure it would have made news other than in the bible.
 
2013-06-15 06:37:45 AM
Jesus is looking up your dress or probably kilt, he did always hang out with 12 guys.
 
2013-06-15 06:42:21 AM
Imagine if you stepped on it.
 
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2013-06-15 06:50:30 AM
That's not Jesus, that's the ZIG ZAG man!
 
2013-06-15 06:56:43 AM

Lewdy: You gotta love how a dude from the middle east 2000 years ago is always depicted as a tall Brad Pitt-lookalike. Fact is, if he existed, he would have looked more like Ron Jeremy.


A little darker, I'd say. And skinnier. You don't get fat working construction in the middle east.
 
2013-06-15 07:02:01 AM

cynicalbastard: Lewdy: You gotta love how a dude from the middle east 2000 years ago is always depicted as a tall Brad Pitt-lookalike. Fact is, if he existed, he would have looked more like Ron Jeremy.

A little darker, I'd say. And skinnier. You don't get fat working construction in the middle east.


You do if you can produce loafs and fishes at will.
 
2013-06-15 07:51:47 AM

fusillade762: Jesus? In Arizona? Hope he has his papers.


No, you read that wrong.  They're not talking about  hay-sooce, they're talking about gee-zuss.
 
2013-06-15 08:20:57 AM
Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong.
 
2013-06-15 08:52:19 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Must have been catching a connecting flight to New Orleans


And all points in between.

/Take me with you Jesus.
 
2013-06-15 08:52:31 AM
Yet another "Jesus" image that I wouldn't have ever noticed on my own without someone pointing out to me.  We don't even know what he looked like.  We have a good idea, but we don't know exactly.
 
2013-06-15 08:53:39 AM
I was just in Phoenix. Jesus is never in Phoenix this time of year.
 
2013-06-15 09:10:37 AM
I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as we got the up skirt Jesus,
Starin' at beavers from the floor.
 
2013-06-15 09:15:50 AM
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