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(Talking Points Memo)   Attention, Generals. Don't like sexual harassment? Want to send a message? This is how it's done   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 42
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2013-06-14 11:53:09 PM
13 votes:

daisygrrl: I would like to have this man's babies.

That is all.


Call him up. Offer to write his biography.
2013-06-14 11:28:47 PM
7 votes:
General: That's not a video, mate. This is a video.
2013-06-15 12:52:54 AM
6 votes:
Your punishment in the Aussie Army is to go into that man's office and explain why you shouldn't be punished.

Then  he kills you.
2013-06-15 01:09:25 AM
5 votes:

daisygrrl: I would like to have this man's babies.

That is all.


Your sexual harassment will not be tolerated.
2013-06-14 11:24:00 PM
4 votes:
I'm not gay, but I think I'm in love.
2013-06-14 11:21:25 PM
4 votes:
Good on ya, Bruce
2013-06-15 12:08:33 AM
3 votes:

Arkanaut: buzzcut73: buzzcut73: US Armed Forces and Joint Chief of Staff, I highly encourage you to tape this with our sitting JCS delivering the same speech. There were ones similar to it on AFN delivered by Admiral Mc Mullen when I was serving as a contractor, but the 'get out if you can't handle it' part needs to be there. Do it, now.

FTFM. I was Admiral Mike Mullen, not Mc Mullen.

You were Admiral Mike Mullen?


Not anymore.  Now another guy is doing it.
2013-06-14 11:57:18 PM
3 votes:

Dear Jerk: He does have that leadership vibe.


I think the secret is to blink at a rate 4 times slower than everyone else.
2013-06-14 11:57:13 PM
3 votes:
I just shiat my pants in fear and I'm not even in Australia.
2013-06-14 11:35:26 PM
3 votes:

buzzcut73: buzzcut73: US Armed Forces and Joint Chief of Staff, I highly encourage you to tape this with our sitting JCS delivering the same speech. There were ones similar to it on AFN delivered by Admiral Mc Mullen when I was serving as a contractor, but the 'get out if you can't handle it' part needs to be there. Do it, now.

FTFM. I was Admiral Mike Mullen, not Mc Mullen.


You were Admiral Mike Mullen?
2013-06-14 11:21:01 PM
3 votes:
Harassment bad. Shooting people ok.
2013-06-15 08:19:55 AM
2 votes:

Lady Indica: RealFarknMcCoy2: ILoveBurritos: Sometimes I wonder how the Australian army isn't the most highly trained force of badassery around. I mean, they may not have overtly hostile nabors...but mother nature is on constant attack with some abyssal nightmare mother nature dreamed up in her ferverish dreams.

Whatever makes you think they aren't? Because, if you ask anyone "in the know", they are the most highly trained force of badassery around. Seriously - Australians teach other armies "how it's done properly".

Israel might disagree.


Then Israel would be wrong.
2013-06-15 02:11:09 AM
2 votes:

Snooki Punch: Wow. I'm not in the military, but I am a female in a male-dominated industry. I know for a fact that there are sexist arseholes in my place of employment who treat me like I'm an idiot because I'm a girl who is younger than them. A few weeks ago, after a long time working up the courage, I finally brought my concern to my boss. His exact response was, "well, what do you want ME to do about it?" That hurt, perhaps even worse than being mistreated in the first place.

With that recent experience in my mind, this video brought tears to my eyes. Well done, Australian Armed Forces. When you get the morale-sinking arseholes out of the way, your good employees, soldiers, whomever, can do their best work and reach their fullest potential, rather than stress about being treated in a disrespectful manner. And I'm not just talking about men who disrespect women. I'm talking about anyone who willfully makes work unnecessarily awful for anyone else.

/that was a good rant
//feeling better already


You shouldn't let your pretty little head get all upset like that, dear.
2013-06-15 12:14:09 AM
2 votes:
If you don't like it, you get...

dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com

..a booting!
2013-06-14 11:47:01 PM
2 votes:
I would like to have this man's babies.

That is all.
2013-06-14 11:18:52 PM
2 votes:
Sheila, take a bow
2013-06-15 03:36:45 PM
1 votes:
So, why doesn't David Petraeus make a video like this?

Oh yea, because he doesn't give a shiat.
2013-06-15 09:32:14 AM
1 votes:
i2.listal.com
2013-06-15 04:10:30 AM
1 votes:
Christ, I'd probably squat and pee on the rug if that guy walked in my door right now. Notice how his stare is unwavering and the blinks seem only begrudgingly made of biological necessity.

/Australia is one of the few places I've never been, and would love to go some day
//Did date an Australian girl, though, so give me that
2013-06-15 03:54:22 AM
1 votes:

Yes this is dog: One key difference is that the Australian army is actually investingating instead of blaming the victim and reporting it to the press instead of covering it up. a military, not a politically driven social experiment

2013-06-15 02:50:20 AM
1 votes:
I see there was not enough room on-camera for his huge brass balls.
img.fark.net
2013-06-15 02:50:01 AM
1 votes:
I thought he was going to start crying.  Them aussies are poofters.
2013-06-15 01:50:47 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Your punishment in the Aussie Army is to go into that man's office and explain why you shouldn't be punished.

Then  he kills you.


Chuck Norris could learn a thing or two from this guy.

/Bravo.
2013-06-15 01:29:44 AM
1 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: I'm not gay, but I think I'm in love.


...and apparently I have daddy issues too.

/That was farking badass.
2013-06-15 01:24:28 AM
1 votes:
How is armmy formed? How can guy get comishuned?
2013-06-15 12:36:57 AM
1 votes:
The behavior you walk past is the behavior you accept

We have a similar saying in the USA. Snitches get stitches.
2013-06-15 12:21:26 AM
1 votes:
I'd rather be marching up and down the square
2013-06-15 12:14:01 AM
1 votes:
Wow, I almost forgot what a leader sounded like.
2013-06-15 12:06:19 AM
1 votes:
Can we hire this guy... for Congress?
2013-06-14 11:58:42 PM
1 votes:
I was actually waiting for him to show a cute animation of an officer shooting the balls (or boobs) off of the sex abusers.
2013-06-14 11:48:39 PM
1 votes:

buzzcut73: get out if you can't handle it


I'm outside and still don't know if I can come back inside yet.

/feel bad, and I'm not even in the ADF.
2013-06-14 11:38:54 PM
1 votes:
God damn, that guy is cool.

Can we just hire him to be in charge of the US military?
2013-06-14 11:33:32 PM
1 votes:
I'm sure he said something great, but I I hear in that accent is "You call that a knife?".
2013-06-14 11:30:51 PM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: "then get out" good


mimg.ugo.com
2013-06-14 11:29:09 PM
1 votes:
I'm an American going past 40 and right now, I want to head down to the recruiter's office and sign up for the Aussie Army.
2013-06-14 11:29:02 PM
1 votes:
Since None teen niney nyone?  14 years?

God on ya General!
2013-06-14 11:27:09 PM
1 votes:
Sometimes I wonder how the Australian army isn't the most highly trained force of badassery around. I mean, they may not have overtly hostile nabors...but mother nature is on constant attack with some abyssal nightmare mother nature dreamed up in her ferverish dreams.
2013-06-14 11:25:27 PM
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-06-14 11:25:02 PM
1 votes:
As an aside. If you have women, men, and the gay in the military, then why are there separate showers, bunkers, and quarters for different sexes?
2013-06-14 11:22:30 PM
1 votes:
needed to end it with a "harden the fark up"

well said.
2013-06-14 11:20:01 PM
1 votes:
userserve-ak.last.fm
2013-06-14 11:17:27 PM
1 votes:
Pics?
 
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