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2013-06-14 09:52:49 PM

So, you can't be content to just get stoned as hell smoking legal, and probably pretty damned good weed in Colorado, you have to risk killing yourself to get extra super duper stoned?


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Next time, next time....
 
2013-06-14 09:57:00 PM
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2013-06-14 10:05:28 PM

basemetal: So, you can't be content to just get stoned as hell smoking legal, and probably pretty damned good weed in Colorado, you have to risk killing yourself to get extra super duper stoned?


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Next time, next time....


Of course 15-18 wouldn't be of legal age........
 
2013-06-14 10:24:29 PM
Shrek wanted for questioning.
 
2013-06-14 10:28:22 PM
I don't understand this process. Regular hash doesn't require that there be fire and potential explosions involved, does it?
 
2013-06-14 10:35:53 PM
So, Dad who owns the condo is now on the hook for hospital bills for 4 teenagers, damage to the condo, replacing blown out windows and water damage to the neighbors' units, all because some dumbs kids wanted to get high by following YouTube instructions on cooking hash. Bet those junior Walter Whites are gona be paying that off for a while.
 
2013-06-14 11:42:53 PM
The hash presumably gets its name from its resemblance to ear wax.

Duh
 
2013-06-14 11:45:44 PM
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2013-06-14 11:52:52 PM
If several years of reading Fark has taught me anything, it is that people will continually push the envelope, finding increasingly complicated and dangerous ways to get high, get drunk, or masturbate.

In all three cases, it would seem that the more complicated you make things, the higher the potential payoff, but also the exponentially greater probability that you're going to have a bad time.
 
2013-06-14 11:56:16 PM
I was always suspicious about pouring hydrogen peroxide into the ear!
 
2013-06-14 11:56:24 PM
3 boys and a girl. Classic grouping. Calls for Plan B soon.
 
2013-06-14 11:59:03 PM
I'm pretty sure butane is used to make what we call honey oil, but the dummies are supposed to do it in a well vented area, or outside, and no flames are supposed to be involved.
Someone probably got impatient and either lit a joint and or thought they'd dry it faster with heat/flame.
 
2013-06-14 11:59:15 PM
A ummm friend of mine was impressed by the experience of smoking this stuff - called dab around here - out of a newfangled vaporizer/e-cig thing. I looked up dab and the first resource described the butane distillation method. It also said quite clearly to do it outdoors and only if you were an experienced chemist. Basically dab, more technically butane hash oil, is an essential oil of cannabis buds - with no planty stuff in it like chlorophyll. Hash is not and you don't need a lab or anything to make regular hash.
I am of two minds about the whole thing. While my friends enjoy smoking regular weed out of a water pipe and consider it perfectly convenient, I can see why the e-cig g stick thing is appealing - there's hardly any smoke and the dab delivers an intense high pretty quickly. Like the equivalent of three bowls but from two hits in just a minute. So for the richy pants who are into that, ok great. BUT the crack like distillation method involving freaking fuel is a serious cause for concern. I suppose plenty of teens have set their house on fire with an errant joint, but still.
Now my friends like their weed weed like I like my berries. Grown locally and picked recently. Mmm, Northern California... berries.
Tl;dr: dab is cool but people are dumb.
 
2013-06-15 12:01:22 AM

What Plants Crave: If several years of reading Fark has taught me anything, it is that people will continually push the envelope, finding increasingly complicated and dangerous ways to get high, get drunk, or masturbate.

In all three cases, it would seem that the more complicated you make things, the higher the potential payoff, but also the exponentially greater probability that you're going to have a bad time.


You haven't lived until you've participated in a double-reverse blumkin cleveland steamer donkey punch while huffing primo jenkem and puffy on a fatty roll of banana peals after snorting a deep line of nutmeg.
 
2013-06-15 12:01:26 AM

fusillade762: I don't understand this process. Regular hash doesn't require that there be fire and potential explosions involved, does it?


It's a really dangerous to make really gross hash. The idea is that they're stripping the canbanoid oils out of their material with butane. Then they evaporate the butane. That's probably when things got explody. If done correctly, you get a chemical smelling pile of sludge. Never add chemicals to marijuana.
 
2013-06-15 12:03:35 AM
ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD MAKE BUTANE HASH OIL INDOORS.
(Or in most cases, at all.)

The process involves forcing at least one can of compressed, canned butane through a container (either a store-bought specialty device or a homemade one of steel pipe with drilled endcaps, like a pipe bomb) that is packed with plant matter.  The butane acts as a solvent to break down the trichomes and release the oil, which comes pouring out of the bottom along with all of the nasty butane and additives that it contains.  Since butane has a very low vaporization temperature, leaving it outside in a pan on a warm day will cause most of it to boil off (the nasty additives, not so much), so what you are left with is a very pure hash oil.  Well, pure except for the remaining butane and lead and whatever the hell else was in the cheapo wal-mart brand butane these kids no doubt bought.

So yeah, releasing a full can of butane indoors = explosion.  And smoking the stuff ain't great for you, either.

Buy some bubble bags, kids.
 
2013-06-15 12:09:01 AM
considering how much dope my uncle sold in steamboat springs in the 80s I'm getting a kick blah blah blah
 
2013-06-15 12:11:54 AM
I, for one, applaud these educational youtube videos for inspiring our youngsters to take up organic chemistry as a hobby
 
2013-06-15 12:13:01 AM

Clemkadidlefark: 3 boys and a girl. Classic grouping. Calls for Plan B soon.


Fortunately, only one of the boys has to worry about becoming a dad.
 
2013-06-15 12:20:57 AM

wumpus: It's a really dangerous to make really gross hash. The idea is that they're stripping the canbanoid oils out of their material with butane. Then they evaporate the butane. That's probably when things got explody. If done correctly, you get a chemical smelling pile of sludge. Never add chemicals to marijuana.


It's not too different from the way you make concentrated salvia. If you use pure butane, it will evaporate out completely. It's when people use like lighter fluid and that crap with additives that it causes problems.
 
2013-06-15 12:22:55 AM
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2013-06-15 12:35:33 AM
Back in uni i knew a guy who did this.

Lost his stash
Burned down his kitchen
Went to jail for manufacturing drugs

The triple crown of fail.
 
2013-06-15 12:38:21 AM

fusillade762: I don't understand this process. Regular hash doesn't require that there be fire and potential explosions involved, does it?


Youtube butane hash.

It turns out butane can act as a solvent to make seriously concentrated hash. I'd stop at natural forms.
 
2013-06-15 12:46:11 AM
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2013-06-15 12:48:44 AM
This is why I stick to jenkum.
 
2013-06-15 12:56:27 AM
In my day
When pot was still just pot
Not this stuff that's out there today
Columbo Gold
Damn that shiat was great
$40oz
TiaSticks, Hash, Hash Oil
You kids today have no idea of the good stuff

Anyway, we would take finger bag ($5.00) use water, wine. Compress it with rubber bands.
Keep compressiing it, until it was down to a small hard, hash like pad.
The eztreme, would put it in the chamber, and smoke thru it.
Then we would get $15 tickets to see 3 Dog Night and Chicago.

Ha Ha.jpg
 
2013-06-15 12:57:13 AM
billcainonline.com
 
2013-06-15 01:16:22 AM
Got some Sour Grapes CO2 Oil right now so I'm getting a kick.

/Prefer hash oils made from iso alcohol or the CO2.
//Buds are good too
///Slashies come in threes
 
2013-06-15 01:16:37 AM
Ring-ring....

Son: "Hello dad?  What are you doing."

Dad: "Some idiot farker caused an explosion on the roof and set off all the sprinklers in the condo - I'm trying to salvage our belongings.  Where are you?

Son: "Yeah...about that explosion.  I can explain that...it was an accident, I didn't mean for that to happen.   I did it and I've been arrested.  Can you come down to the jail and bail me out.  There are big scarey dudes in here and they are making kissy faces at me."

Dad: "Get used to being someone's biatch.  Enjoy the UPIA."  click.
 
2013-06-15 01:23:35 AM

IronTom: [billcainonline.com image 250x188]


That was actually the first thing I thought of, and was going to shop that on the end of the stick, but it wasn't recognizable enough when it's isolated.
 
2013-06-15 01:37:53 AM
Doesn't have to be butane; you can use water.  It's just SLIGHTLY better with butane.  Not worth the risk IMO if you want to do it yourself.
 
2013-06-15 01:40:23 AM
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2013-06-15 01:43:28 AM

DownDaRiver: In my day
When pot was still just pot
Not this stuff that's out there today
Columbo Gold
Damn that shiat was great
$40oz
TiaSticks, Hash, Hash Oil
You kids today have no idea of the good stuff

Anyway, we would take finger bag ($5.00) use water, wine. Compress it with rubber bands.
Keep compressiing it, until it was down to a small hard, hash like pad.
The eztreme, would put it in the chamber, and smoke thru it.
Then we would get $15 tickets to see 3 Dog Night and Chicago.

Ha Ha.jpg


I love old timers saying things like this.... but don't understand selective breeding...
 
2013-06-15 01:45:53 AM

camelclub: Ring-ring...


Is that your fantasy, or just what you think jail is like?
 
2013-06-15 01:48:44 AM

davidphogan: camelclub: Ring-ring...

Is that your fantasy, or just what you think jail is like?


Can I have both for $1000, Alex.....
 
2013-06-15 01:53:25 AM
wax is fantastic, one dab is like an entire J
 
2013-06-15 01:59:09 AM
The picture at the top of the article that says "Ear wax hash - Copyright 2013 Scripps Media, Inc. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed."

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I'm sure I'd seen that before and wondered how Scripps Media acquired exclusive rights to a photo probably taken by a dope maker, so I did a reverse GIS on it which turned up a bunch of hits but I don't think I turned up the true source. The funny thing is that around half of the usages use this as an illustration of human ear wax, including the earliest 2010 usage I found.
 
2013-06-15 02:11:15 AM

wumpus: fusillade762: I don't understand this process. Regular hash doesn't require that there be fire and potential explosions involved, does it?

It's a really dangerous to make really gross hash. The idea is that they're stripping the canbanoid oils out of their material with butane. Then they evaporate the butane. That's probably when things got explody. If done correctly, you get a chemical smelling pile of sludge. Never add chemicals to marijuana.


If done right, you get all the butane out.  However, this is not the method for producing hash that I would recommend.  Bubble bags are much easier.
 
2013-06-15 02:16:14 AM
Great, another excuse for people to equate weed with doing meth and crack.  We totally needed that as a country.
 
2013-06-15 02:39:30 AM
These idiots ought to have their own verse

So many dumb ways to die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
 
2013-06-15 02:39:44 AM
Good.  This makes me laugh.
 
2013-06-15 03:08:49 AM
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2013-06-15 04:42:02 AM
I don't even need to read the article to figure it out. Some dumbass kids made butane wax and blew shiat up. Well farking duh. Butane (or another similar chemical) is used for extraction. This is used on shiatTY WEED. It's used on excess trim. So when someone trims up a bush for sale, there's a lot of excess stem crap that no one wants in their bag. Some people are snobby about budlets too, but they can still sell budlets for a decent price.

So wax is making something to 'use all the buffalo' as it were. However, wax made correctly is a farking delight. It's not dangerous when done correctly (any more than cooking in a kitchen, as long as you're not a farking dumbass trying to grill in the livingroom). It's also not dangerous to consume (if made and used correctly). You cannot smoke it directly, so it's got to be heated in a glass. There's a knife method, and some make an oreo cookie, putting weed in the bowl then wax, then more weed so the flame is never directly on the wax.

Now me personally, I'm not into hash, wax, and all that crap. I'll smoke hash or use a kief sprinkle on occasion, but only that. Couple of times a year.

And if the goal is getting super high, edibles are the way to go on that. Always. These kids were just very stupid.
 
2013-06-15 05:12:15 AM

radarlove: And smoking the stuff ain't great for you, either.


Neither is smoking in general; BHO is one of the options to avoid the need for combustion and the related ash and other byproducts that come with it.

I agree, it's ridiculous to use whatever random solvent you could find in the garage and hope it works out, but if you work with decent reagents it's not hard to get high-purity output. It's not like this is a 19-step process with 48 different chemicals -- it's just using and then removing a solvent, just like the process used in 100 different processed foods you've eaten this week.
 
2013-06-15 05:32:42 AM

camelclub: Ring-ring....

Son: "Hello dad?  What are you doing."

Dad: "Some idiot farker caused an explosion on the roof and set off all the sprinklers in the condo - I'm trying to salvage our belongings.  Where are you?

Son: "Yeah...about that explosion.  I can explain that...it was an accident, I didn't mean for that to happen.   I did it and I've been arrested.  Can you come down to the jail and bail me out.  There are big scarey dudes in here and they are making kissy faces at me."

Dad: "Get used to being someone's biatch.  Enjoy the UPIA."  click.


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2013-06-15 06:45:26 AM
OK so here is a little 101 on this plant, since there seems to be a lot of misinformation in this thread. The leaves of the cannabis plant create a clear resin in little mushroom shaped formations called trichomes. These trichomes oxidize over time and turn an amber color. The resin is what contains most of the active ingredient in cannabis. When you smoke the leaves, you're really smoking the resin that is stuck to the leaves. Resin is not soluble in water, only in fats and in solvents.

- Hash is made by knocking off the trichomes off the leaves and compressing them into a cake.
- Honey oil (never called "ear wax" in my knowledge), is made by dissolving the resin in a non-polar, residue-free solvent and then boiling off the solvent
- Hash butter (used in pot brownies and the like) is made by melting hash in warm butter.

/honestly, this all comes from theoretical understanding of this plant, officer.
 
2013-06-15 06:50:44 AM

Macular Degenerate: - Honey oil (never called "ear wax" in my knowledge), is made by dissolving the resin in a non-polar, residue-free solvent and then boiling off the solvent


They've been calling it 'wax' because of it's appearance. People see 'oil' on collective menus and they assume it's one of the lotions/rubs/oils that many collectives sell as a topical pain relief (reports vary on whether or not it's worthwhile, I've seen no data indicating it does). So I suspect most are using the name 'wax' as basically a marketing move to sell more honey oil.

My collective sells wax now, but still lists honey oil seperately. I had to ask wtf wax was, then research the process. And was like 'oh, honey oil'. :P

And dude I've gotten buds that literally GLISTEN with trichomes. Lovely, sticky buds. Mmmmm.
 
2013-06-15 08:35:02 AM

radarlove: ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD MAKE BUTANE HASH OIL INDOORS.
(Or in most cases, at all.)

The process involves forcing at least one can of compressed, canned butane through a container (either a store-bought specialty device or a homemade one of steel pipe with drilled endcaps, like a pipe bomb) that is packed with plant matter.  The butane acts as a solvent to break down the trichomes and release the oil, which comes pouring out of the bottom along with all of the nasty butane and additives that it contains.  Since butane has a very low vaporization temperature, leaving it outside in a pan on a warm day will cause most of it to boil off (the nasty additives, not so much), so what you are left with is a very pure hash oil.  Well, pure except for the remaining butane and lead and whatever the hell else was in the cheapo wal-mart brand butane these kids no doubt bought.

So yeah, releasing a full can of butane indoors = explosion.  And smoking the stuff ain't great for you, either.

Buy some bubble bags, kids.


Oh they were just releasing the butane, I thought at first they were using a butane burner to heat something. Yeah purposely releasing a flammable gas like that indoors was ridiculously stupid, they're lucky to not be dead.
 
2013-06-15 08:38:43 AM

Autarky: DownDaRiver: In my day
When pot was still just pot
Not this stuff that's out there today
Columbo Gold
Damn that shiat was great
$40oz
TiaSticks, Hash, Hash Oil
You kids today have no idea of the good stuff

Anyway, we would take finger bag ($5.00) use water, wine. Compress it with rubber bands.
Keep compressiing it, until it was down to a small hard, hash like pad.
The eztreme, would put it in the chamber, and smoke thru it.
Then we would get $15 tickets to see 3 Dog Night and Chicago.

Ha Ha.jpg

I love old timers saying things like this.... but don't understand selective breeding...


The old timers are the people who started the selective breeding......
 
2013-06-15 09:22:52 AM
I was really hoping for an ear candling accident.
 
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