jake_lex: This guy nails it here:"Have you all ever went into a after 8pm? It looks like an old pregnant woman strip club that sells hash browns! Dude, ya hire cooks without teeth! And then, like, me putting a little pot leaf beside their logo-that's the worst you've ever looked? If we piss-tested everybody who went to Waffle House on drugs and wouldn't let them inside, they'd be out of business!"It's hilarious for Waffle House to be all high and mighty about their precious reputation being sullied. I would set the probability that any given person at a Waffle House between 10 pm and 6 am is intoxicated on one substance or another at 90%.And how exactly does Waffle House staff? Do they wait at the exit gate of prisons and stop people coming out asking "You need a job?"
Notabunny: fta "I've been smothering, covering, and chunking shiat for 28 years!"A true artist. He paints pictures with his words.
Lurk sober post drunk: I gotta say...I should really hate this guy, but his attitude really wins me over.
Iczer: He orders the same meal every time, his particular variation of an All-Star Breakfast: scrambled eggs with cheese and wheat toast; hash browns that are double scattered, smothered, covered, and chunked (splattered with cheese, onions, and ham); a side of sausage; and a chocolate-chip waffle.At that much crap on your plate already, I really don't think wheat toast is going to give you any health benefits fatty...Unless he's eating it for the taste? And that I doubt as, after googling their menu, they aren't fresh baking the stuff in house.../seriously, noticed what looked like a Sarah Lee logo on their tiny jpg menu pic
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I got a big butt and I can not lieYou other brothers can't get by
Peki: I went to a Waffle House once. I nearly threw up./was not drunk//from Cali originally. Loves me my animal-style double-doubles
Flint Ironstag: Corporations have to take steps to protect their trademarks and brand names. People like Zipper have lost their trademark because they allowed it to become a generic name and now anyone can use the name zipper.On the other hand they could have done it far better. An informal contact first and ask him to sign a document saying he acknowledged their IP and agreeing to pay a nominal $1 a year to licence it, and maybe not using it on his next batch.IIRC there was a whiskey maker who took this approach with a musician who used their bottle on a record label. Anyone remember that?Found it. Jack Daniels polite C+D letter.
lelio: I suppose "Jelly Roll" is a better rap name than "Lesbian turner-into"
wildcardjack: Ughh, Waffle House I'm okay with, but Crown Royal?Die. Heretic. Scum.
shanrick: What about human bathmats?
Satanic_Hamster: Great. Damn you, subby.Now I'm going to have to spend time looking for pregnant lesbian porn. If possible, ones where only one of the woman is pregnant and a strap-on is involved. And if they're dressed as nuns, I'm not leaving the house at all this weekend.
jpo2269: Gee, imagine a company trying to protect its image... How evil.
youmightberight: Rule 34.May your searches result in a happy weekend.
Satanic_Hamster: youmightberight: Rule 34.May your searches result in a happy weekend.No no, REAL porn. No hentai / western image stuff. Rule 34 only applies to works of art / drawings / etc.
youmightberight: Satanic_Hamster: youmightberight: Rule 34.May your searches result in a happy weekend.No no, REAL porn. No hentai / western image stuff. Rule 34 only applies to works of art / drawings / etc.I'd lay money rule 34-b covers you.
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