Mandapants: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 275x183]Knows a thing or two about sexual harassment
Bucky Katt: You big dummy. The word you're looking for is "masseur"
feckingmorons: Why did he not punch the guy. That would be my first reaction.
C18H27NO3: "The customer said he immediately flipped onto his stomach as Price left the room."The customer needs to work on his reaction time because at that point I'm afraid you're closing the barn door after the horse is gone.
The One True TheDavid: Bucky Katt: You big dummy. The word you're looking for is "masseur"Yup. A male massager is called a masseur, a female a masseuse. But we could go non-sexist and call someone who gives massages a massager, regardless of sex, gender, and/or liver function.
Quantum Apostrophe: [cdn3.sbnation.com image 178x271]Looks like he finally went along with the massage trailers?
Peter von Nostrand: Did he think it moved?
Podmore: I've had a couple professional massages, and I just can't imagine actually falling asleep during one. Relaxing, yes, but actually falling asleep? To the point i wouldn't notice if someone was messing with my junk? I don't think so.
swingbozo: You're getting a BJ and freak out? A mouth is a mouth sweetie.
ArcadianRefugee: DNA linked suspect seven months laterEuw. What, did it dry and stick them together?
you are a puppet: Where were these masseuses when I was in high school?
dictyboy: Am I missing something? How does one give a bj and there wind up being his DNA as evidence? Did he also engage in anal while the customer slept? DNA from the guys saliva, maybe?
Mark Ratner: Peter von Nostrand: Did he think it moved?It think it moved, Jerry.
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