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(Daily Mail)   As the summer party season engulfs us, here is a warning to those young folks who have a few too many drinks and pass out   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 74
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2013-06-14 07:20:37 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
god damn engineering students...but...lolz
 
2013-06-14 09:34:05 PM  
Don't? And if you must, have friends who will look out for you? Otherwise, you are screwed. Possibly, literally.
 
2013-06-14 09:42:05 PM  
Just don't tea bag them on camera and let it hit the internet.
 
2013-06-14 09:43:11 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

And this is beautiful......
 
2013-06-14 09:56:13 PM  

basemetal: And this is beautiful......


Yes. Yes it is.
 
2013-06-14 10:32:00 PM  
It's all fun and games until someone suffocates or chokes to death on their own vomit because they can't roll over.
 
2013-06-14 10:55:32 PM  

basemetal: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x447]

And this is beautiful......


Is his hand in a bucket of warm water?
 
2013-06-14 11:08:11 PM  

Bucky Katt: basemetal: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x447]

And this is beautiful......

Is his hand in a bucket of warm water?


I was thinking piss bucket, I wouldn't want him pissing on the couch.

/unless it was his couch
 
2013-06-15 12:25:18 AM  

basemetal: Just don't tea bag them on camera and let it hit the internet.


I'm still furious about that (I'm from here and have eaten at that same Krystal numerous times).

The sad thing is that guy wasn't some binge-drinking college kid. He was a 30-something year-old grown-ass man. For his stupidity he will enjoy a lifetime of difficult job searching and dating. But what really angers me is that no one thought to say, "Dude, wtf?"
 
2013-06-15 01:06:47 AM  
Goddamit, where's the Joe Cartoon Superflies when you need them?
 
2013-06-15 01:10:24 AM  
..around white people
 
2013-06-15 01:11:40 AM  

basemetal: Bucky Katt: basemetal: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x447]

And this is beautiful......

Is his hand in a bucket of warm water?

I was thinking piss bucket, I wouldn't want him pissing on the couch.

/unless it was his couch


Puke bucket.
 
2013-06-15 01:13:48 AM  

tbhouston: ..around white people


or around football players or former football players....especially from Stubenville, Ohio.
 
2013-06-15 01:14:20 AM  
These results seem tame compared to what happens when you pass out while getting a massage.
 
2013-06-15 01:18:57 AM  
I shiat my pants at my mom's birthday BBQ.
 
2013-06-15 01:19:32 AM  

fusillade762: It's all fun and games until someone suffocates or chokes to death on their own vomit because they can't roll over.


Just so long as it isnt someone elses vomit
 
2013-06-15 01:19:44 AM  
If someone had wrapped me up in cellophane like that I'd have stroked out when I woke up. If I had survived the stroke in any way, shape, or form, those bastages would all be ex-friends in a real damn hurry.
 
2013-06-15 01:19:50 AM  
few things please me as much as knowing that this kind of shiat happened to me before cell phones had cameras and the internet as we know it wasnt so easy to navigate.  i narrowly missed moments one could never live down if recorded for posterity for millions to see.
 
2013-06-15 01:29:35 AM  

Lobster_of_Hate: I shiat my pants at my mom's birthday BBQ.


please elaborate...i'm sure it's a cool story, br0
 
2013-06-15 01:30:38 AM  
Other than the guy with the cups stacked on his head, I fail to see the humor in most of this.
 
2013-06-15 01:33:59 AM  
If you drink too much while in the company of jerks, you might wake up in a coffin.  (NSFW language)
 
2013-06-15 01:37:10 AM  

Minimum: Other than the guy with the cups stacked on his head, I fail to see the humor in most of this.


It's usually funnier if you're the one doing the prank.
 
2013-06-15 01:40:32 AM  
You could easily kill someone doing some of that stuff.

If any of your "friends" do that to you, then they are not "friends", they are "predators" that should be avoided.

The word "assholes" comes to mind.
 
2013-06-15 01:42:26 AM  

fusillade762: It's all fun and games until someone suffocates or chokes to death on their own vomit because they can't roll over.


This.  The plastic wrap looks almost tight enough to suffocate someone via not letting their ribs/stomach flex enough(ceasing to breath is a hazard in and of itself when that drunk anyhow).  Also, it'd suck to wake up to a fire and not be able to freaking move....

I'm all for marking the guy who's that drunk(if you pass out that hard you were likely an asshole before hand(ie passing out in the middle of a party, figuratively and literally, almost guarantees you were an annoying shiatbag before you dropped)...unless you're in your own place, then you just need new friends), but do it safely and use the respectable tattoo rules, coverable by clothes only if it won't wash off easy, no need to be sadistic.
 
2013-06-15 01:44:03 AM  

anfrind: Minimum: Other than the guy with the cups stacked on his head, I fail to see the humor in most of this.

It's usually funnier if you're the one doing the prank.


You know what would be hilarious?
Taping your mouth shut while you were vomiting.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-06-15 01:45:27 AM  

omeganuepsilon: fusillade762: It's all fun and games until someone suffocates or chokes to death on their own vomit because they can't roll over.

This.  The plastic wrap looks almost tight enough to suffocate someone via not letting their ribs/stomach flex enough(ceasing to breath is a hazard in and of itself when that drunk anyhow).  Also, it'd suck to wake up to a fire and not be able to freaking move....

I'm all for marking the guy who's that drunk(if you pass out that hard you were likely an asshole before hand(ie passing out in the middle of a party, figuratively and literally, almost guarantees you were an annoying shiatbag before you dropped)...unless you're in your own place, then you just need new friends), but do it safely and use the respectable tattoo rules, coverable by clothes only if it won't wash off easy, no need to be sadistic.


you sound like you would be a lot of fun at parties, and by a lot of fun, i mean, no fun at all.

/please...safety is for nerds!
 
2013-06-15 01:45:57 AM  
Way back in my school days, we drew on a kid that passed out at a party very early in the night.

Apparently he woke up before everyone else in the morning, grabbed a shower, got dressed and went to class without ever looking in a mirror.

I'm not exaggerating when I say, I don't think he ever forgave us for that.
 
2013-06-15 01:49:44 AM  

some_beer_drinker: omeganuepsilon: fusillade762: It's all fun and games until someone suffocates or chokes to death on their own vomit because they can't roll over.

This.  The plastic wrap looks almost tight enough to suffocate someone via not letting their ribs/stomach flex enough(ceasing to breath is a hazard in and of itself when that drunk anyhow).  Also, it'd suck to wake up to a fire and not be able to freaking move....

I'm all for marking the guy who's that drunk(if you pass out that hard you were likely an asshole before hand(ie passing out in the middle of a party, figuratively and literally, almost guarantees you were an annoying shiatbag before you dropped)...unless you're in your own place, then you just need new friends), but do it safely and use the respectable tattoo rules, coverable by clothes only if it won't wash off easy, no need to be sadistic.

you sound like you would be a lot of fun at parties, and by a lot of fun, i mean, no fun at all.

/please...safety is for nerds!


I've been to EPIC parties, some that you might have even read about, and I guarantee you, that you would have been turned away at the door.
 
2013-06-15 01:50:36 AM  
What's the matter baby?  I thought you was friends...

See, we was at his house right?  Then I fell asleep and...  IM JUST GONNA KILL THAT MOTHERFARKER, THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!   And fark carrots.
 
2013-06-15 01:50:52 AM  
When I was younger, the rule was you get farked with if you passed out with your shoes on. Took your shoes off, you were safe, because sleep was intentional.

Now that we're older, we just find a blanket, pillow, and a comfy place to lay down out of the way on the extremely occasion that somebody gets that hammered, which isn't common anymore because we know our limits.
 
2013-06-15 01:50:52 AM  

MurphyMurphy: Way back in my school days, we drew on a kid that passed out at a party very early in the night.

Apparently he woke up before everyone else in the morning, grabbed a shower, got dressed and went to class without ever looking in a mirror.

I'm not exaggerating when I say, I don't think he ever forgave us for that.


On the flipside, I'll bet he never forgot what happens when you get pass out drunk.  In my experience, this sort of thing only happens to a person once.  It is a wake-up call that they need to get their shiat together.
 
2013-06-15 01:51:01 AM  

TommyymmoT: some_beer_drinker: omeganuepsilon: fusillade762: It's all fun and games until someone suffocates or chokes to death on their own vomit because they can't roll over.

This.  The plastic wrap looks almost tight enough to suffocate someone via not letting their ribs/stomach flex enough(ceasing to breath is a hazard in and of itself when that drunk anyhow).  Also, it'd suck to wake up to a fire and not be able to freaking move....

I'm all for marking the guy who's that drunk(if you pass out that hard you were likely an asshole before hand(ie passing out in the middle of a party, figuratively and literally, almost guarantees you were an annoying shiatbag before you dropped)...unless you're in your own place, then you just need new friends), but do it safely and use the respectable tattoo rules, coverable by clothes only if it won't wash off easy, no need to be sadistic.

you sound like you would be a lot of fun at parties, and by a lot of fun, i mean, no fun at all.

/please...safety is for nerds!

I've been to EPIC parties, some that you might have even read about, and I guarantee you, that you would have been turned away at the door.


I guess we all need something to be proud of.
 
2013-06-15 01:51:44 AM  

TommyymmoT: anfrind: Minimum: Other than the guy with the cups stacked on his head, I fail to see the humor in most of this.

It's usually funnier if you're the one doing the prank.

You know what would be hilarious?
Taping your mouth shut while you were vomiting.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x432]


And I'm sure that whoever did that thought it was frickin' hilarious.  Whereas to the victim or to bystanders like us, it just seems cruel.

/the few pranks I've pulled seem incredibly tame compared to these
 
2013-06-15 01:53:32 AM  

anfrind: TommyymmoT: anfrind: Minimum: Other than the guy with the cups stacked on his head, I fail to see the humor in most of this.

It's usually funnier if you're the one doing the prank.

You know what would be hilarious?
Taping your mouth shut while you were vomiting.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x432]

And I'm sure that whoever did that thought it was frickin' hilarious.  Whereas to the victim or to bystanders like us, it just seems cruel.

/the few pranks I've pulled seem incredibly tame compared to these


I guess they could cut off a finger and stick it in their nose for the camera if they were comatose enough.
 
2013-06-15 01:58:00 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Lobster_of_Hate: I shiat my pants at my mom's birthday BBQ.

please elaborate...i'm sure it's a cool story, br0


Shiat happens?  Was the BBQ that bad?
 
2013-06-15 02:02:53 AM  

TommyymmoT: some_beer_drinker: omeganuepsilon: fusillade762: It's all fun and games until someone suffocates or chokes to death on their own vomit because they can't roll over.

This.  The plastic wrap looks almost tight enough to suffocate someone via not letting their ribs/stomach flex enough(ceasing to breath is a hazard in and of itself when that drunk anyhow).  Also, it'd suck to wake up to a fire and not be able to freaking move....

I'm all for marking the guy who's that drunk(if you pass out that hard you were likely an asshole before hand(ie passing out in the middle of a party, figuratively and literally, almost guarantees you were an annoying shiatbag before you dropped)...unless you're in your own place, then you just need new friends), but do it safely and use the respectable tattoo rules, coverable by clothes only if it won't wash off easy, no need to be sadistic.

you sound like you would be a lot of fun at parties, and by a lot of fun, i mean, no fun at all.

/please...safety is for nerds!

I've been to EPIC parties, some that you might have even read about, and I guarantee you, that you would have been turned away at the

door.

All doors open for those that are carrying fish-scale, X or the best pharmaceuticals
 
2013-06-15 02:04:27 AM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: fusillade762: It's all fun and games until someone suffocates or chokes to death on their own vomit because they can't roll over.

Just so long as it isnt someone elses vomit


You usually have to pay extra for that.
 
2013-06-15 02:05:02 AM  

MurphyMurphy: Way back in my school days, we drew on a kid that passed out at a party very early in the night.

Apparently he woke up before everyone else in the morning, grabbed a shower, got dressed and went to class without ever looking in a mirror.

I'm not exaggerating when I say, I don't think he ever forgave us for that.


eh, kind of reminds me of a party where, when we were a bit older, one of my so-so friends mistakenly fell asleep on the living room couch at around 10pm just as a friggin keg party was starting to accumulate.  i mean, seriously.  i know we were in our early 30s at the time and party stamina could be an issue but 10pm and asleep on a couch where lots of people are hanging out and effectively ruining that room for social uses is just asking to be farked with.  it turns out, after writing in sharpy over his face he wasnt actually really drunk, just tired.  he woke up and then threw a shiat fit and cursed at everyone.  we collectively threw our own shiat fit and told him to go sleep it off somewhere else instead of ruining a room before midnight.  we may have been so-so friends at the time but it was cold shoulders henceforth.  i dont regret any of it.  to this day he still doesnt know i was the one writing on his face.

it sure beats the time i showed up at work (youth camp counselor for 7-14 age group) with 'FARK' in indelible marker on my forehead.  I spend an hour scrubbing it out, but only so much as to make it unreadable not completely gone.  I almost got fired over it.  It didnt ruin a friendship though.  I thought it was funny at the time.
 
2013-06-15 02:06:06 AM  

omeganuepsilon: fusillade762: It's all fun and games until someone suffocates or chokes to death on their own vomit because they can't roll over.

This.  The plastic wrap looks almost tight enough to suffocate someone via not letting their ribs/stomach flex enough(ceasing to breath is a hazard in and of itself when that drunk anyhow).  Also, it'd suck to wake up to a fire and not be able to freaking move....

I'm all for marking the guy who's that drunk(if you pass out that hard you were likely an asshole before hand(ie passing out in the middle of a party, figuratively and literally, almost guarantees you were an annoying shiatbag before you dropped)...unless you're in your own place, then you just need new friends), but do it safely and use the respectable tattoo rules, coverable by clothes only if it won't wash off easy, no need to be sadistic.


Our rule in college was that someone was fair game only if they passed out with their shoes on.  If they managed to take their shoes off before they passed out, we didn't mark on them.
 
2013-06-15 02:07:16 AM  
How is this news?  We did this in high school, college, a couple office parties, a family reunion, two bachelor parties, and just last week.  Waking up at a party with the word 'Prude' written on my left hand and 'Hoe' written on my right and no pants but a treasure map and clues leading to my pants taught me the importance of having a high alcohol tolerance level.
 
2013-06-15 02:07:40 AM  

TommyymmoT: some_beer_drinker: omeganuepsilon: fusillade762: It's all fun and games until someone suffocates or chokes to death on their own vomit because they can't roll over.

This.  The plastic wrap looks almost tight enough to suffocate someone via not letting their ribs/stomach flex enough(ceasing to breath is a hazard in and of itself when that drunk anyhow).  Also, it'd suck to wake up to a fire and not be able to freaking move....

I'm all for marking the guy who's that drunk(if you pass out that hard you were likely an asshole before hand(ie passing out in the middle of a party, figuratively and literally, almost guarantees you were an annoying shiatbag before you dropped)...unless you're in your own place, then you just need new friends), but do it safely and use the respectable tattoo rules, coverable by clothes only if it won't wash off easy, no need to be sadistic.

you sound like you would be a lot of fun at parties, and by a lot of fun, i mean, no fun at all.

/please...safety is for nerds!

I've been to EPIC parties, some that you might have even read about, and I guarantee you, that you would have been turned away at the door.


Ya, pretty much. I've never seen people abused at parties because, well, the kind of people I party with aren't assholes. Turns out when you don't party with assholes, the parties are a hell of a lot more fun. Now that doesn't mean some funny shiat doesn't happen, but it is funny precisely because it is harmless and you aren't being a dick. One of my favourite pictures is when the host of the party somehow managed to pass out on the couch, arms and legs in the air and bent towards him like a puppy. That was a great picture and he couldn't stop laughing when we showed it to him. Made even funnier because he was like 30 feet away from his bed. How he ended up passed out there, and in that position, nobody knows.

I mean I suppose we could have been dicks and wrapped him in duct tape... and then never been invited back to his house on account of being dicks that wrapped him in duct tape.

If you aren't having fun at a party until you get to abuse someone, then you suck at parties.
 
2013-06-15 02:12:14 AM  

MurphyMurphy: Way back in my school days, we drew on a kid that passed out at a party very early in the night.

Apparently he woke up before everyone else in the morning, grabbed a shower, got dressed and went to class without ever looking in a mirror.

I'm not exaggerating when I say, I don't think he ever forgave us for that.


In college went to a party in the dorm, guy passed out, we shaved a penis into the back of his head (he normally had his hair cut short anyways...).  It was a mighty laugh.  He was beyond pissed...
 
2013-06-15 02:14:25 AM  

JohnnyRebel88: TommyymmoT: some_beer_drinker: omeganuepsilon: fusillade762: It's all fun and games until someone suffocates or chokes to death on their own vomit because they can't roll over.

This.  The plastic wrap looks almost tight enough to suffocate someone via not letting their ribs/stomach flex enough(ceasing to breath is a hazard in and of itself when that drunk anyhow).  Also, it'd suck to wake up to a fire and not be able to freaking move....

I'm all for marking the guy who's that drunk(if you pass out that hard you were likely an asshole before hand(ie passing out in the middle of a party, figuratively and literally, almost guarantees you were an annoying shiatbag before you dropped)...unless you're in your own place, then you just need new friends), but do it safely and use the respectable tattoo rules, coverable by clothes only if it won't wash off easy, no need to be sadistic.

you sound like you would be a lot of fun at parties, and by a lot of fun, i mean, no fun at all.

/please...safety is for nerds!

I've been to EPIC parties, some that you might have even read about, and I guarantee you, that you would have been turned away at the door.

All doors open for those that are carrying fish-scale, X or the best pharmaceuticals


True, but when it runs out, they've outlived their usefulness, and they're asked to leave.
The "secret" to good parties, is to party with people that you truly enjoy hanging out with.
 
2013-06-15 02:37:09 AM  

The Flexecutioner: MurphyMurphy: Way back in my school days, we drew on a kid that passed out at a party very early in the night.

Apparently he woke up before everyone else in the morning, grabbed a shower, got dressed and went to class without ever looking in a mirror.

I'm not exaggerating when I say, I don't think he ever forgave us for that.

eh, kind of reminds me of a party where, when we were a bit older, one of my so-so friends mistakenly fell asleep on the living room couch at around 10pm just as a friggin keg party was starting to accumulate.  i mean, seriously.  i know we were in our early 30s at the time and party stamina could be an issue but 10pm and asleep on a couch where lots of people are hanging out and effectively ruining that room for social uses is just asking to be farked with.  it turns out, after writing in sharpy over his face he wasnt actually really drunk, just tired.  he woke up and then threw a shiat fit and cursed at everyone.  we collectively threw our own shiat fit and told him to go sleep it off somewhere else instead of ruining a room before midnight.  we may have been so-so friends at the time but it was cold shoulders henceforth.  i dont regret any of it.  to this day he still doesnt know i was the one writing on his face.


I was at a party where a guy did that. Hung out on the host's bed the whole night. Wouldn't have been a big deal but it was a one-room apartment, so the bedroom was kinda needed. He was a good friend of the host and I asked what was up. She was like "Oh he's just really tired". I didn't say it but I was thinking "Then go home and take a farking nap in your own bed and come back when you're ready to contribute something". He never passed out, though. And these particular friends would have deeply frowned on any of the shenanigans from TFA.
 
2013-06-15 02:37:46 AM  
One of many reasons to not get drunk.  Or rather, one of many reasons to not get drunk when not alone.
 
2013-06-15 02:51:43 AM  
I once woke up after a nice alcohol nap to find myself covered in lit up X-mas lights and a really long blond wig. I remember looking down, saying something like that's funny taking, another drink and passing back out. yes there were pictures but they were on 110 film and the lady who took them is not even remotely tech savy enough to think about scanning them to the internet. they were still hanging on her fridge last time I visited. Still friends a decade later.
 
2013-06-15 03:14:51 AM  

TommyymmoT: The "secret" to good parties, is to party with people that you truly enjoy hanging out with.


True.  Although, you're not always specifically in control of who show's up.

Disclaimer:  Take your adderal or ritalin, some things need explained.  I may use words larger than three syllables, so please, concentrate.

I've only ever marked one guy, and it was the belligerent wanting to fight or think's it's funny to whip his dick out(maybe chase people with it), sort of asshole.  Of course, he drank too much and passed out in an inappropriate place as well, so.....

Some people you just can't "unfriend", it was a co-worker(in the military, if you have a workplace bender, everyone is automatically invited, so it's keep it very small, or have them all come along[workplace ethic to reduce or avoid as much animosity as humanly possible, not getting invited can really gouge into people's psyche, especially if it's over and over and over, people kill because of shiat like that). Sometimes you gotta take the good with the bad.

So, you can write shiat on his chest, providing visible proof, or talk to him when he's sober, so he can just pretend you're lying and deny the shiat out of it, despite witnesses  "I'd never do that dude, why do you have to make shiat up about me?"

Guess which is more likely to be taken to heart and influence change?

(and if you reccomend actual video, fark off, that's the real way to screw someone over, and even if you take all precautions, it's more sadistic in that it comes over as blackmail, or that you're so serious about not liking this guy that you had to tape it, planned it the whole night, "Why you out to get me?" etc(as bad as not inviting him), this allows for a non-threatening second chance to improve.)

Sometimes, contrary to drunk pacifism and rose colored glasses, it can be the best solution to a problem. It's proof, not just plausibly deniable testimony they can convince themselves out of, that they lost their shiat, lends heavy credence to the events you relay later while sober.

I've seen some guys heavily reform from this tactic, they learn to moderate their intake and maintain.

Newsflash:  Not all people are able to hold their liquor, and learning can be challenging specifically because you're drunk.  It's a difficult thing to teach people who can't feel their own limits, so every teaching tool helps. They need to understand how bad they were before they can ever get a desire to overcome it.

Now, maybe you think I'm some sadistic asshole, but really, I'm talking about helping people with a problem overcome it, and getting along with as many people as possible as well, even while sober.  Maybe some of you people who are so quick to judge could use some help yourselves.

I was almost always the drunken ringleader.  I was raised to be responsible, and I am. I had to stop fights(physical altercations to domestic disputes), help people learn to handle their shiat, dj, host, keep the group together for bar-hopping, cut off the overtly belligerent/dangerous people or bounce them.  I got good enough at it that people would seek me out or cancel altogether when I ended up working, or try to throw the party and serve me to give me a break.

You may have been to some EPIC parties, but things being as they are, I regularly created and maintained EPIC parties, impromptu and planned.  If you were lucky, you might have been to one or two.

TommyymmoT: True, but when it runs out, they've outlived their usefulness, and they're asked to leave.


You may know how to abuse other people to have a good time, but I can create a good time for all.
/still, even though I've retired from drinking except for special occasions
//getting old is a pain

So yeah, keep pretending to know what you're talking about, be high and mighty to random strangers, and then continue to wonder why you're sitting on fark and being bitter on a friday night.
 
2013-06-15 03:15:51 AM  

TommyymmoT: JohnnyRebel88: TommyymmoT: some_beer_drinker: omeganuepsilon: fusillade762: It's all fun and games until someone suffocates or chokes to death on their own vomit because they can't roll over.

This.  The plastic wrap looks almost tight enough to suffocate someone via not letting their ribs/stomach flex enough(ceasing to breath is a hazard in and of itself when that drunk anyhow).  Also, it'd suck to wake up to a fire and not be able to freaking move....

I'm all for marking the guy who's that drunk(if you pass out that hard you were likely an asshole before hand(ie passing out in the middle of a party, figuratively and literally, almost guarantees you were an annoying shiatbag before you dropped)...unless you're in your own place, then you just need new friends), but do it safely and use the respectable tattoo rules, coverable by clothes only if it won't wash off easy, no need to be sadistic.

you sound like you would be a lot of fun at parties, and by a lot of fun, i mean, no fun at all.

/please...safety is for nerds!

I've been to EPIC parties, some that you might have even read about, and I guarantee you, that you would have been turned away at the door.

All doors open for those that are carrying fish-scale, X or the best pharmaceuticals

True, but when it runs out, they've outlived their usefulness, and they're asked to leave.
The "secret" to good parties, is to party with people that you truly enjoy hanging out with.


Well some like to speak to each other and sip on wine, and there are others enjoy to screw hot girls and live like rock stars.  You sounded little smug with that post, but people always will define "fun" differently.  You sound like a hipster that loves Pabst, redheads and works on computers.  As they say, to each his/her own...  People don't define parties as EPIC unless they are one of the things I described above, minus the redheads.  Have a nice night.
 
2013-06-15 04:01:14 AM  
The links to "articles" at the bottom of the page are better...

i.imgur.com

/'biatchy Resting Face' is today's cool band name
 
2013-06-15 04:05:59 AM  
The duct tape one looks dangerous as hell.
 
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