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2013-06-14 08:27:53 PM

kendelrio: This story is unpossible. According to Fark, all nazis live below the Mason-Dixon Line, Fark their sisters, have no teef and are named billy-Jo-bob.


You're confusing rednecks with Nazis, which, to be fair, is an easy mistake to make.
 
2013-06-14 08:37:32 PM
But they're such friendly Nazis.
 
2013-06-14 08:45:11 PM
Fritz Schtickelmeyer.


/Too obscure?
 
2013-06-14 08:52:15 PM

George Babbitt: Why aren't we still hunting down Japanese who committed similar acts in WWII?


Probably very few of them fled to the US.
 
2013-06-14 08:56:55 PM
I have to respect the dude for valuing historical accuracy over his life.  He obviously knew this would bring a storm his way.  He waited til he had lived a full life before he wrote and published it.
 
2013-06-14 09:11:52 PM
OMG! Its a true life version of that episode of Law and Order and Family Guy!

Let's hope its not also Apt Pupil.
 
2013-06-14 09:16:23 PM

George Babbitt: MFAWG: George Babbitt: MFAWG: George Babbitt: MFAWG: George Babbitt: MFAWG: Kaenneth: Isn't it time we just forgave and forgot?

Some things shouldn't be forgiven, much less forgotten.

"And so I tell you, every kind of sin and slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven." Matt 12:31

Yup, still not as good a person as Jesus. Sue me.

Nobody is, kind of the point, and not a viable excuse.

You know, you're right. We can save trillions of dollars if we dismantle the entire criminal justice system, and just say 'Hey, Jesus forgives, so everybody be cool'.

Dumbass.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish_school_shooting#Amish_community_r es ponse

This dude didn't have the decency to kill himself, and in fact wrote a memoir detailing his exploits.

See the difference?

You were supposed to take something else away from that.


Non-analogous events were non-analogous.
 
2013-06-14 09:16:59 PM
He's 94.  It's a waste of time and money to even bother trying to prosecute him.

Find something else to go after.
 
2013-06-14 09:23:09 PM

DarkVader: He's 94.  It's a waste of time and money to even bother trying to prosecute him.

Find something else to go after.


I gotta disagree. I don't think you get a pass on being party to mass murder.
 
2013-06-14 09:24:09 PM

DarkVader: He's 94.  It's a waste of time and money to even bother trying to prosecute him.

Find something else to go after.


That's troubling for them though, don't you see, this guy is probably the youngest of anybody involved(aside from the 12 year olds they were throwing on the front line at the end)who they could go after. What will they have if there aren't any more?
 
2013-06-14 09:27:09 PM

George Babbitt: DarkVader: He's 94.  It's a waste of time and money to even bother trying to prosecute him.

Find something else to go after.

That's troubling for them though, don't you see, this guy is probably the youngest of anybody involved(aside from the 12 year olds they were throwing on the front line at the end)who they could go after. What will they have if there aren't any more?


Difference between this guy and combat soldiers. Big, BIG difference.
 
2013-06-14 09:34:00 PM
I thought we had already located our Nazis at gas stations in New Jersey.

On a different topic, I wonder what the actual Nazis would have made of the little orange NJ cavemen.
 
2013-06-14 09:34:00 PM

MFAWG: George Babbitt: DarkVader: He's 94.  It's a waste of time and money to even bother trying to prosecute him.

Find something else to go after.

That's troubling for them though, don't you see, this guy is probably the youngest of anybody involved(aside from the 12 year olds they were throwing on the front line at the end)who they could go after. What will they have if there aren't any more?

Difference between this guy and combat soldiers. Big, BIG difference.


I agree, but when they run out of these 'guy's, I wonder if the twelve year olds will have to look over their shoulder too...
 
2013-06-14 09:39:51 PM

KumquatMay: Minnesota? But their governor's a huge bald Nazi!


Actually he's a white haired trustifarian.
 
2013-06-14 09:44:29 PM

nmemkha: OMG! Its a true life version of that episode of Law and Order and Family Guy!

Let's hope its not also Apt Pupil.


You forgot Shock Treatment.
 
2013-06-14 09:47:12 PM

Kaenneth: Isn't it time we just forgave and forgot?


No. I can accept that nationalists from those countries overrun by the Germans would seek to promote their newly liberated countries (I'm thinking of Baltic states freed momentarily from Stalin.) but that is NO excuse for machine-gunning naked women and children into mass graves. I don't care if you're so demented that you can't remember your crimes; a debt needs to be paid in some manner.
 
2013-06-14 09:50:19 PM
 
2013-06-14 09:52:54 PM

CptnSpldng: Kaenneth: Isn't it time we just forgave and forgot?

No. I can accept that nationalists from those countries overrun by the Germans would seek to promote their newly liberated countries (I'm thinking of Baltic states freed momentarily from Stalin.) but that is NO excuse for machine-gunning naked women and children into mass graves. I don't care if you're so demented that you can't remember your crimes; a debt needs to be paid in some manner.


"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." - Mahatma Gandhi
 
2013-06-14 09:56:08 PM

special20: Maybe I'm just having one of those days, but I just had to bail on that page with their crappy auto video BS that I couldn't pause.

...in before people biatching about auto-play. Oh wait...


Ditto which is why I am here to find out anything of importance
 
2013-06-14 10:08:34 PM
Who's the U-boat commander?
 
2013-06-14 10:39:48 PM
A lot of them come here for the camps.

cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-14 11:16:40 PM

BarkingUnicorn: special20: Maybe I'm just having one of those days, but I just had to bail on that page with their crappy auto video BS that I couldn't pause.

...in before people biatching about auto-play. Oh wait...

IDK why you couldn't pause it. Worked for me.


I think it's just the Keurig commercial at the front end. NO option to even skip it - I just had ads I can't opt out of.
 
2013-06-14 11:17:54 PM

Mcaffolder: special20: Maybe I'm just having one of those days, but I just had to bail on that page with their crappy auto video BS that I couldn't pause.

...in before people biatching about auto-play. Oh wait...

Ditto which is why I am here to find out anything of importance


Is there anything more important than how people feel about unstoppable advertisement? I'm stumped.
 
2013-06-14 11:39:01 PM

George Babbitt: DarkVader: He's 94.  It's a waste of time and money to even bother trying to prosecute him.

Find something else to go after.

That's troubling for them though, don't you see, this guy is probably the youngest of anybody involved(aside from the 12 year olds they were throwing on the front line at the end)who they could go after. What will they have if there aren't any more?


Considering your public anti-semite views, maybe we're not the ones who should be troubled.
 
2013-06-14 11:47:00 PM
Who wins from bringing up nazis again on the Internet? Only god.

Do you see what I did there?
 
2013-06-14 11:51:09 PM
shiat happens during wars, leave the guy alone.
 
2013-06-14 11:57:16 PM

Popcorn Johnny: shiat happens during wars, leave the guy alone.


Now he is defending a Nazi. Bet you also don't believe the Holocaust happened.
 
2013-06-15 12:06:16 AM
ciberido: Considering your public anti-semite views, maybe we're not the ones who should be troubled.

You have no farking concept of my views if you think them to be anti-Semitic.
 
2013-06-15 12:06:48 AM
Because nobody expects the Minnesota Nazi ..
 
2013-06-15 12:17:45 AM

ciberido: kendelrio: This story is unpossible. According to Fark, all nazis live below the Mason-Dixon Line, Fark their sisters, have no teef and are named billy-Jo-bob.

You're confusing rednecks with Nazis, which, to be fair, is an easy mistake to make.


Yeah, Nazis live anywhere, they impregnate their sisters to populate the master race, and have teeth.  So basically, better hygiene.  However not the neo-nazis, they're like rednecks only listen to different music.

Speef: I thought we had already located our Nazis at gas stations in New Jersey.

On a different topic, I wonder what the actual Nazis would have made of the little orange NJ cavemen.


That is a good question.  Do nazis stay up to date on current trends?  I'm cool with whatever they decide for them.  Of course we could be messing up the evolution of what could be the NJ Umpa Lumpas.  We'll wait to see if their hair turns green.
 
2013-06-15 12:44:32 AM

The Pope of Manwich Village: A lot of them come here for the camps.

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I have to bathe in the lake? I don't know if I could handle that without showers.
 
2013-06-15 01:31:31 AM
Hey, at least it's an ethos.
 
2013-06-15 02:45:30 AM

ongbok: Now he is defending a Nazi. Bet you also don't believe the Holocaust happened.


I'm German, I know more about Germany during WWII and the Holocaust than you ever will. One of the things I know is that a large portion of the Nazi party were not willing volunteers and were forced into compliance with the alternative being death.
 
2013-06-15 03:12:58 AM

Popcorn Johnny: ongbok: Now he is defending a Nazi. Bet you also don't believe the Holocaust happened.

I'm German, I know more about Germany during WWII and the Holocaust than you ever will. One of the things I know is that a large portion of the Nazi party were not willing volunteers and were forced into compliance with the alternative being death.


not SS though. Most SS soldiers and agents especially ones who work for Himmler were more than willing participants.
 
2013-06-15 03:45:05 AM

George Babbitt: Why aren't we still hunting down Japanese who committed similar acts in WWII?


Japanese soldiers barely surrendered, so chances are they were killed in combat or offed themselved when the Allies had the upper hand. A good portion of military leaders were hanged, and Unit 731 was given reduced sentences by the US and Soviets in exchange for the results of their himan experiments.
 
2013-06-15 03:46:12 AM
Human, even.
 
2013-06-15 06:58:17 AM
SirEattonHogg:Well, I guess that leads to the next question: Is your sister hot?

Hold on now.... ain't nobody havin' sex with mah sister but ME!

harryallen.info

/hot
//like my sister
 
2013-06-15 07:26:31 AM

MFAWG: DarkVader: He's 94.  It's a waste of time and money to even bother trying to prosecute him.

Find something else to go after.

I gotta disagree. I don't think you get a pass on being party to mass murder.


Unless you are a president.
 
2013-06-15 07:30:58 AM

meat0918: SirEattonHogg: Kendelrio:   This story is unpossible. According to Fark, all nazis live below the Mason-Dixon Line, Fark their sisters, have no teef and are named billy-Jo-bob.


WRONG.  All Klan live below the Mason-Dixon Line.

Things like the Blues Brothers, the late 70's Skokie Illinois case and Demjanjuk show that Nazi's can definetly be in the North.

Wait, wasn't the Blues Brothers bit a knock on the Skokie thing?


Also the Skokie guy got kicked out of the Illinois Nazis for being a pedobear.
 
2013-06-15 11:40:53 AM

George Babbitt: Why aren't we still hunting down Japanese who committed similar acts in WWII?


We conquered their nation and subjected them to foreign rule for the first time in their 2,000-some year history.  That humiliation was a far greater punishment than anything else we could come up with.
 
2013-06-15 12:25:25 PM

Popcorn Johnny: ongbok: Now he is defending a Nazi. Bet you also don't believe the Holocaust happened.

I'm German, I know more about Germany during WWII and the Holocaust than you ever will. One of the things I know is that a large portion of the Nazi party were not willing volunteers and were forced into compliance with the alternative being death.


Despite keeping his alleged role in the war a secret in the United States, Karkoc published a memoir in Ukraine in 1995, outlining his role in organizing and leading the Ukrainian Self Defense Legion in collaboration with the Nazis.

Karkoc is accused of leading the SS-led Ukrainian Self Defense Legion, an organization whose members massacred civilians and resistance fighters throughout Ukraine and Poland and helped suppress the Warsaw Uprising.

Most of the crimes affiliated with Karkoc's group occurred in Poland, including the 1944 directive to "liquidate all the residents" of the village of Chlaniow, according to documents from a Soviet-era investigation,


That is not "shiat happens in war". This is a man who willingly oversaw the killing of civilians. fark him and fark you, you Nazi apologist.
 
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