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2013-06-14 06:08:42 PM
Fresca?
 
2013-06-14 06:46:43 PM
i369.photobucket.com

Would like to try that....
 
2013-06-14 06:54:47 PM
I am going to guess Pepsi.
 
2013-06-14 06:55:12 PM
Simpsons did it...
 
2013-06-14 06:55:29 PM
www.bevreview.com
Does it beat that?
 
2013-06-14 06:55:54 PM
Anything made by Goya
 
2013-06-14 06:56:30 PM
A fine drink for those keen on regurgitation.
 
2013-06-14 06:56:41 PM
Hopefully this will sacrifice the curiosity gods until the next harvest.

/Up next Vegemite soda
 
2013-06-14 06:56:42 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
I actually kinda like that one...but I'm weird that way. Tastes like carbonated Jagermister.
 
2013-06-14 06:58:13 PM
Oh. Hell. No.

I don't even like ranch dressing by itself. I can't even imagine a soda made from the stuff.

I do wonder exactly how they made such a thing... did they actually add ranch dressing to the soda or do they have a chemist on staff carefully deriving 'natural flavor' from the ranch dressing?
 
2013-06-14 06:59:13 PM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-14 06:59:20 PM
Pickle Fizz.

I am not kidding.  It was called Pickle Fizz and it was just dill pickle juice and carbonated water.  Skateland served it when I was but a wee lad.

Shiat was nasty!
 
2013-06-14 07:00:07 PM
Just wait for the Swedish Fermented Herring Soda.
 
2013-06-14 07:01:09 PM

LegacyDL: Hopefully this will sacrifice the curiosity gods until the next harvest.

/Up next Vegemite soda


I need a soda stream machine...
 
2013-06-14 07:01:09 PM
Two Girl One Bottle Soda Pop.
 
2013-06-14 07:03:20 PM
As someone who loves ranch dressing and puts it on almost everything, all I can come up with for this topic is HELLLLLLLS NO! That's just disgusting.
 
2013-06-14 07:04:26 PM
Jolly Rancher candy flavor sodas are in the local grocery store. Watermelon is nice, the rest are outdone by other brands.
 
2013-06-14 07:04:44 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2013-06-14 07:05:27 PM
nancyfriedman.typepad.com
 
2013-06-14 07:05:29 PM
Pork Soda anyone?
www.shareasale.com
 
2013-06-14 07:06:03 PM
img441.imageshack.us
Durians, while sweet tasting, smell like rotting flesh.
img706.imageshack.us
When you can buy professionally made signs like this one, you know there's a problem.
 
2013-06-14 07:06:35 PM
Oh man, you haven't lived until you've tried my new favorite:

s21.postimg.org
 
2013-06-14 07:07:22 PM
Why not just skip to the final boss and make poop flavored pop?

/that's right, it's pop
 
2013-06-14 07:09:07 PM
One dude's creative is another's pukefest.  But at least it's never boring.
 
2013-06-14 07:12:45 PM

teto85: [farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x334]


Sweet Potato soda sounds like it could be pretty good.  Dinner Roll is a bit more odd, but Jelly Belly Buttered Popcorn jellybeans are delicious, so if it's sort of like that, it could work.  Peas could work in a sweet setting, and a lot of Asian countries have deserts made with sweet bean paste, so I can see that being similar.  Antacid typically tastes like bad artificial fruit, so while that doesn't sound tasty, it doesn't sound revolting.  Turkey and Gravy is the only one that really sort of wigs me out there.
 
2013-06-14 07:13:49 PM
I've always wondered what Vegemite-flavoured soda would taste like.
 
2013-06-14 07:14:57 PM

Jument: Why not just skip to the final boss and make poop flavored pop?

/that's right, it's pop


www.polyvore.com
 
2013-06-14 07:15:42 PM
Somewhere in Illinois a man named Brad Jones is quaking in fear.
 
2013-06-14 07:17:25 PM

ParadisePornoTheater: One dude's creative is another's pukefest.  But at least it's never boring.


Oh dude, now THAT'S an idea!
s3.postimg.org
 
2013-06-14 07:19:27 PM
I remember being in Korea, we find a Korean vending machine, bought one of everything, and plaid guess the flavor. one in particular looked like ginger ale... but tasted like pine tar. Those maniacs made a PINE flavored soda. WTF?
 
2013-06-14 07:20:39 PM

optikeye: I actually kinda like that one...but I'm weird that way. Tastes like carbonated Jagermister.


It was always beverly
 
2013-06-14 07:24:36 PM
 
2013-06-14 07:25:09 PM
i.imgur.com

*gag*
 
2013-06-14 07:25:36 PM
This tastes like you soaked blue cheese in sunscreen in a plastic tub on a hot day, and then forced it through a seltzer siphon.

Yup. And were done here.
 
2013-06-14 07:26:14 PM
Carbonated Summer's Eve straight is pretty bad, but mixed with vodka can be OK.
 
2013-06-14 07:27:02 PM
That doesn't look like Moxie.

Speaking of sodas, I learned this week that Maple Cream Soda is a thing. And it's...not bad.
 
2013-06-14 07:30:24 PM
I got the cucumber pop from World Market. It's very good. I would buy 12 packs if they offered them at a competitive price.
 
2013-06-14 07:30:29 PM
The Japanese have come out with red bean soda.
 
2013-06-14 07:32:43 PM

optikeye: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x657]
I actually kinda like that one...but I'm weird that way. Tastes like carbonated Jagermister.


I think i figured it out last time I was there: it's basically just colored tonic water.

/It was my favorite one there.
//Soda is not my preferred carbonated beverage.
 
2013-06-14 07:35:14 PM
Coca-Cola BlāK
 
2013-06-14 07:35:40 PM

Astorix: The Japanese have come out with red bean soda.


The Japanese out-weird the entire planet though. Probably other planets too, but I have no proof of that.
 
2013-06-14 07:35:50 PM
Cherry Fondue
Crunchy Frog
Ram's Bladder
Lark's Vomit
 
2013-06-14 07:37:10 PM

NeoCortex42: That doesn't look like Moxie.


seconded, Moxie is just....nasty. i had one recently just to see what it tasted like.  it tastes like medicine.  for livestock.
 
2013-06-14 07:37:11 PM

Sgygus: Coca-Cola BlāK


[thatsracist.jpg]
 
2013-06-14 07:45:24 PM

optikeye: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x657]
I actually kinda like that one...but I'm weird that way. Tastes like carbonated Jagermister.


I don't know anyone... anyone who likes Beverly.  I guess there are people out there.  But, then again, people drink celery flavored soda.  I love celery, but... weird.
 
2013-06-14 07:49:05 PM
Hey, Central Time Zone, not everything needs ranch.
 
2013-06-14 07:49:45 PM

NeoCortex42: That doesn't look like Moxie.

Speaking of sodas, I learned this week that Maple Cream Soda is a thing. And it's...not bad.

Moxie is terrible. Once, as a wee lad, my family was on vacation in New England and my Dad bought a 6 pack of Moxie, thinking it was Orange Soda.  Imagine the surprise and horror as we cracked open cold, carbonated death.
 
2013-06-14 07:50:55 PM

bmihura: Astorix: The Japanese have come out with red bean soda.

The Japanese out-weird the entire planet though. Probably other planets too, but I have no proof of that.


Red "azuki" beans are mixed with sugar, ground into a paste and used in lots of Japanese pastries. It's not that weird. After all, we eat pumpkin pie.
 
2013-06-14 07:51:36 PM
used Tampax.......with a twist.
 
2013-06-14 07:51:39 PM
www.asianfoodgrocer.com
I know it sounds crazy, but I actually kind of liked chili pepper oil flavored soda.
There's also curry flavor!

thefoodiephotographer.files.wordpress.com
Sooooo many flavors.
Some of them are really gross though.
 
2013-06-14 07:52:11 PM

Astorix: The Japanese have come out with red bean soda.


That doesn't sound that out-there, especially for Japan.  Red bean is extremely commonly prepared sweet (I think they're pretty sweet even plain, but I've never tried), it's probably not the same red beans you're thinking of.  It's Azuki beans, not Kidney beans.

Try red bean ice cream sometime, it's good.
 
2013-06-14 07:52:39 PM

HeartBurnKid: [www.bevreview.com image 263x350]
Does it beat that?


I want to try that, I *like* Pepto Bismol.
 
2013-06-14 07:52:50 PM

skinink: Two Girl One Bottle Soda Pop.


That had the potential to be funny.
 
2013-06-14 07:55:58 PM

teto85: [farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x334]


No wonder why Jones Soda had some revenue problems a few years back....

/ yuck
 
2013-06-14 07:58:37 PM

optikeye: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x657]
I actually kinda like that one...but I'm weird that way. Tastes like carbonated Jagermister.


Came here to post this. Everyone that goes there for the first time has to drink that as a badge of honor. I just hate hate the taste, but every trip I'll do one just to remember how bad it is.
 
2013-06-14 07:58:56 PM

GirlScoutSniper: optikeye: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x657]
I actually kinda like that one...but I'm weird that way. Tastes like carbonated Jagermister.

I don't know anyone... anyone who likes Beverly.  I guess there are people out there.  But, then again, people drink celery flavored soda.  I love celery, but... weird.


I didn't like it when I tried it as a kid, but I suspect I would as an adult. I'll drink tonic water straight (though usually with gin) and IIRC, Beverley also uses quinine to drive the bitterness.

TuteTibiImperes: Turkey and Gravy is the only one that really sort of wigs me out there.


A group of friends and I broke open the Thanksgiving pack once. Cranberry sauce was the only one that wasn't disgusting (it was actually really good), and turkey and gravy was the most godawful crap imaginable. I can't imagine they ever intended to sell those things as anything other than gag gifts.
 
2013-06-14 07:59:45 PM
Suitable for hand-to-hand combat only.
 
2013-06-14 07:59:48 PM

antron: [i41.tinypic.com image 320x239]


Freebirds?
 
2013-06-14 08:01:13 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
This is the worst stuff you can buy in a store.
 
2013-06-14 08:02:25 PM
This company also makes a surprisingly good buttered sweet corn flavored soda. Kinda tastes like liquified cream corn.
 
2013-06-14 08:05:09 PM
www.bevreview.comBrussels Sprout with Prosciutto Jones soda.
 
2013-06-14 08:05:38 PM
Looks for The English Major.  Leaves disappointed.
 
2013-06-14 08:09:43 PM
Artificial banana is one of those flavors that, when strong enough, causes me to start gagging uncontrollably and gives me a major headache.  In fact, the thought of it is making my stomach all woozy.  It's wretched stuff, so I put that as the worst soda flavor ever.
 
2013-06-14 08:12:50 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: teto85: [farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x334]

No wonder why Jones Soda had some revenue problems a few years back....

/ yuck


And the Frothy Vaginal Discharge flavor wasn't exactly flying off the shelves.
 
2013-06-14 08:29:45 PM
Next time you're in Las Vegas (I was told it's also in Atlanta), visit the Coca-Cola store and try their sampler. They have a soda simply called Beverly that will rock your world like a $3 prostitute from Alabama. I guarantee it is worse than anything you've ever had. And it should be on everyone's bucket list... the soda, that is.
 
2013-06-14 08:32:02 PM
Drink SURGE!
 
2013-06-14 08:33:08 PM

optikeye: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x657]
I actually kinda like that one...but I'm weird that way. Tastes like carbonated Jagermister.


The big fun at the Coca-Cola Plaza at EPCOT is to trick the guy next to you into drinking Beverly at the "Soft drinks of the world" exhibit.
 
2013-06-14 08:33:43 PM

MrHappyRotter: Artificial banana is one of those flavors that, when strong enough, causes me to start gagging uncontrollably and gives me a major headache.  In fact, the thought of it is making my stomach all woozy.  It's wretched stuff, so I put that as the worst soda flavor ever.


It's like drinking gun oil.
 
2013-06-14 08:34:39 PM
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-06-14 08:35:38 PM

Dear Jerk: I got the cucumber pop from World Market. It's very good. I would buy 12 packs if they offered them at a competitive price.


There's a pizza food cart around here that used to offer house-made sodas, including cucumber-lime flavor. It was my go-to on a hot summer day.
 
2013-06-14 08:43:20 PM
Can't believe I'm the first, but...

Simpsons did it.
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-14 08:45:32 PM

bglove25: NeoCortex42: That doesn't look like Moxie.

Speaking of sodas, I learned this week that Maple Cream Soda is a thing. And it's...not bad.
Moxie is terrible. Once, as a wee lad, my family was on vacation in New England and my Dad bought a 6 pack of Moxie, thinking it was Orange Soda.  Imagine the surprise and horror as we cracked open cold, carbonated death.


It took too long for Moxie to be mentioned...but you sir, you are favorited.
 
2013-06-14 08:52:12 PM

Astorix: The Japanese have come out with red bean soda.


I bet its good with rice.
 
2013-06-14 08:55:06 PM

what the cat dragged in: Pork Soda anyone?
[www.shareasale.com image 336x280]


Wrong .jpeg

i291.photobucket.com

I'll give you partial credit
 
2013-06-14 08:56:00 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ParadisePornoTheater: One dude's creative is another's pukefest.  But at least it's never boring.

Oh dude, now THAT'S an idea!
[s3.postimg.org image 240x320]


At least it tastes the same on the way back out.
 
2013-06-14 08:58:19 PM

fugeeface: I am going to guess Pepsi.


Followed in second place by:
s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com
 
2013-06-14 09:05:03 PM
eatscotland.visitscotland.com

You don't know bad soda until you've tried Scottish bad soda. Of my entire two trips for work to Scotland years ago, the worst thing about the trip was this. It tastes like rotting Smarties.
 
2013-06-14 09:08:09 PM

Fano: optikeye: I actually kinda like that one...but I'm weird that way. Tastes like carbonated Jagermister.

It was always beverly


Egad, that stuff was horrid.  Tried it at the World of Coke in Atlanta.  The taste doesn't go away.  I walked around all afternoon telling people that I still had the taste of Beverly on my tongue.
 
2013-06-14 09:12:04 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: fugeeface: I am going to guess Pepsi.

Followed in second place by:
[s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com image 535x400]


You can get Inka Cola *everywhere* here. It's like 1.5 Soles (50 cents?) a bottle. And it's.... everywhere....
 
2013-06-14 09:14:01 PM

portnoyd: [eatscotland.visitscotland.com image 300x489]

You don't know bad soda until you've tried Scottish bad soda. Of my entire two trips for work to Scotland years ago, the worst thing about the trip was this. It tastes like rotting Smarties.


I saw several concessionaires selling that stuff at a Scottish Games recently.
 
2013-06-14 09:17:33 PM

Roja Herring: Engli


Heh

Did the same.
 
2013-06-14 09:19:28 PM
You are all wrong.

You are all horribly, horribly wrong.

The worst soda flavor in existence is the following:

acimg.auctivacommerce.com 

Diet.  Chocolate.   Fudge.

Yes, there is a Diet Chocolate Fudge soda.  And it is the nastiest shiat you will ever imagine.
 
2013-06-14 09:19:34 PM

olddeegee: Fresca?


Well, compared to Ting, yes.
 
2013-06-14 09:22:32 PM
I bet a friend $5 he couldn't finish a can of this stuff.  He choked it down, but it is gross.

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-06-14 09:23:52 PM

GirlScoutSniper: optikeye: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x657]
I actually kinda like that one...but I'm weird that way. Tastes like carbonated Jagermister.

I don't know anyone... anyone who likes Beverly.  I guess there are people out there.  But, then again, people drink celery flavored soda.  I love celery, but... weird.


i'd had it before and yet even so the next time i went over to try it again and took a whiff of if as i started to drink it I almost threw up and passed out at the same time. Disney magic.
 
2013-06-14 09:24:21 PM

simkatu: I bet a friend $5 he couldn't finish a can of this stuff.  He choked it down, but it is gross.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]


My farking god.   They have more than one flavor?
 
2013-06-14 09:30:51 PM

Third Day Mark: You are all wrong.

You are all horribly, horribly wrong.

The worst soda flavor in existence is the following:

[acimg.auctivacommerce.com image 500x375] 

Diet.  Chocolate.   Fudge.

Yes, there is a Diet Chocolate Fudge soda.  And it is the nastiest shiat you will ever imagine.


I would drink a Canfield's over anything diet by Pepsi.
 
2013-06-14 09:33:03 PM
bc.ctvnews.ca

Poutine flavored soda? Nothing like drinking fries, gravy and cheese curds.

/hot
 
2013-06-14 09:36:07 PM

Joe USer: Third Day Mark: You are all wrong.

You are all horribly, horribly wrong.

The worst soda flavor in existence is the following:

[acimg.auctivacommerce.com image 500x375] 

Diet.  Chocolate.   Fudge.

Yes, there is a Diet Chocolate Fudge soda.  And it is the nastiest shiat you will ever imagine.

I would drink a Canfield's over anything diet by Pepsi.


Ok, weirdo.   Diet Mt Dew and Diet Dr Pepper are pretty close to the originals.   I have no idea what the reasoning behind Diet Chocolate Fudge Soda is, but that person needs to be shot and drawn & quartered instantly.
 
2013-06-14 09:42:07 PM
I actually liked Fresca...before they changed the sweetener to 'super sweet fake' with splenda.
 
2013-06-14 09:42:19 PM

Joe USer: Third Day Mark: You are all wrong.

You are all horribly, horribly wrong.

The worst soda flavor in existence is the following:

[acimg.auctivacommerce.com image 500x375]

Diet.  Chocolate.   Fudge.

Yes, there is a Diet Chocolate Fudge soda.  And it is the nastiest shiat you will ever imagine.

I would drink a Canfield's over anything diet by Pepsi.


I would knowingly and for no reward, drink a cup of warm dog drool before drinking a Pepsi.  And Canfield's is the suck.  I am shocked they are still in existence.

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: fugeeface: I am going to guess Pepsi.

Followed in second place by:
[s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com image 535x400]


Never heard of that, but I believe you,  You haven't steered me wrong yet.
 
2013-06-14 09:47:24 PM
RubberBabyBuggyBumpersFollowed in second place by:
[IncaKola.jpg]


Inca Kola is probably the best evidence that HFCS is evil. In its original form with cane sugar, Inca Kola is actually pretty decent. As sold in the US, though, it's abhorrent.

And yes, the stuff is sold everywhere in Peru. You could be driving the Panamerican Highway through the desert and find a little restaurant off the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, and it'll be stocked with the stuff.
 
2013-06-14 09:52:05 PM

bmihura: Astorix: The Japanese have come out with red bean soda.

The Japanese out-weird the entire planet though. Probably other planets too, but I have no proof of that.


I saw corn chowder flavoured soda when I was in Japan.
 
2013-06-14 09:53:23 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: what the cat dragged in: Pork Soda anyone?
[www.shareasale.com image 336x280]

Wrong .jpeg

[i291.photobucket.com image 500x500]

I'll give you partial credit


[thatsthejoke.jpg]
 
2013-06-14 09:56:03 PM
hongkongmarketnola.com

This stuff is pretty much love-it-or-hate-it.  Personally, I love it, it tastes almost like drinking carbonated liquid Grape Nuts cereal mixed with a bit of molasses.  It's especially good when you mix it with milk.
 
2013-06-14 09:57:00 PM
I could see a bored barfender making cocktails with these sodas.

Whiskey + Moxie + Beverly = Old Fashioned Death
Chocolate Cherry Fudge + Vodak = Fountain of Love
Turkey Gravy + Pineapple Soda + Rum = Trouble in Paradise
 
2013-06-14 10:05:08 PM

Sgygus: Coca-Cola BlāK


I loved that stuff. Diet Mountain Dew is the nastiest thing I have drank.
 
2013-06-14 10:15:00 PM

WTFdoesitmatter: Sgygus: Coca-Cola BlāK

I loved that stuff. Diet Mountain Dew is the nastiest thing I have drank.


*takes another swig for the haters*

/fatty on a diet
//this or water?  this.
 
2013-06-14 10:18:43 PM

Third Day Mark: WTFdoesitmatter: Sgygus: Coca-Cola BlāK

I loved that stuff. Diet Mountain Dew is the nastiest thing I have drank.

*takes another swig for the haters*

/fatty on a diet
//this or water?  this.


My zero-calorie drink of choice is Vanilla Coke Zero. Orange Fanta Zero is delicious as well.

/Dammit, Coke, Barq's Zero already please
 
2013-06-14 10:23:23 PM
TuteTibiImperes: [MaltaIndia.jpg]

BRO FIST.

The stuff is essentially unfermented beer. I'd drink it constantly if it wasn't so loaded with carbs. My wife and son hate it, though. Buncha weirdos.
 
2013-06-14 10:27:42 PM
WTFdoesitmatter: Sgygus: Coca-Cola BlāK

I loved that stuff. Diet Mountain Dew is the nastiest thing I have drank.


Third Day Mark: *takes another swig for the haters*

/fatty on a diet
//this or water?  this.


I don't get it either. Diet Mt Dew actually tastes better than the regular HFCS swill.
 
2013-06-14 10:35:24 PM

WTFdoesitmatter: Third Day Mark: WTFdoesitmatter: Sgygus: Coca-Cola BlāK

I loved that stuff. Diet Mountain Dew is the nastiest thing I have drank.

*takes another swig for the haters*

/fatty on a diet
//this or water?  this.

My zero-calorie drink of choice is Vanilla Coke Zero. Orange Fanta Zero is delicious as well.

/Dammit, Coke, Barq's Zero already please


I have 2 sodas in my fridge, DMD and Cherry Coke Zero.   Both are great.   Barqs Zero would be great, but A&W 10 isn't bad either.  Try that one.
 
2013-06-14 10:47:15 PM

I want your skull: [i.imgur.com image 216x399]

*gag*


You sir, are so wrong it isn't funny. Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray, isn't just the greatest of all celery tonics, it is the greatest of all sodas.
 
2013-06-14 10:47:58 PM
I actually tried this. It is Ramune KIMCHEE soda. Of course it is made in Japan. It tastes like someone fermented kimchee in with seven up.

http://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/product/hata-ramune-soda-kimchi

I wouldn't recommend it, even for those who like kimchee.

///yuck....
 
ezs
2013-06-14 10:48:24 PM
Back in the mists of time; growing up in Thatcher's Britain - we had the Alpine pop man come round with a truck of "almost but not quite" pop.

Cola that wasn't coke. Lemonade that was far too sickly sweet. Orangeade that stained your teeth orange.

The worst three were Dandelion and Burdock, Iron Brew (not IrnBru) and Jungle Juice.

Dandelion and Burdock tastes like it sounds. Like a wartime soda that kept being made "just because". Horrible. Iron Brew tasted of rust. Jungle Juice was the the effluent overflow from a nuclear waste plant.

I'll have to find pictures.

/rots your teeth
//explains the book
 
2013-06-14 10:51:41 PM

BlackMtnMan: used Tampax.......with a twist.


Vampire's Teabag.
 
2013-06-14 10:54:17 PM
Poon douche juice?
 
2013-06-14 10:57:43 PM
Other Japanese sodas I have also tried are Teriyaki and Hot Chili Oil, also from Ramune. I just saw a curry flavored one on this web site;

http://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/category/ramune-soda

I think the Japanese have outdone themselves.....

//Still Yuck!
 
2013-06-14 11:00:37 PM
Grandma's douchewater

Yellow Toenail

IBS Squirts
 
2013-06-14 11:04:32 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: I know it sounds crazy, but I actually kind of liked chili pepper oil flavored soda.
There's also curry flavor!


If you like chili pepper sodas, you should try some of this:

www.sodapopstop.com

Citrus and jalapeño, with some herbs and spices added.  It's really, really good, and you can find it at a fair few specialty shops in the US.  They also have a blue one, which is more of a cola flavor, but still has the jalapeño oil and African capsicum in it.
 
2013-06-14 11:11:28 PM
I must have plebian taste buds. I have no desire to try offbeat, high falutin' soda flavors.

I will admit that I LOVE Raspberry Coke. Sadly, it is only available through the uber soda
fountain machines like Moe's or Firehouse Subs has.

Oh - and Diet Apple Slice and Countrytime Lemonade soda (carbonated)
 
2013-06-14 11:17:45 PM

Rannuci: I want your skull: [i.imgur.com image 216x399]

*gag*

You sir, are so wrong it isn't funny. Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray, isn't just the greatest of all celery tonics, it is the greatest of all sodas.


That's gross. You're gross.
 
2013-06-14 11:20:53 PM
I just want to say that I love Moxie. I buy one every week when I go grocery shopping and it's great. It tastes like a more-intense root beer to me. I did hate it when I was a kid though.
That said, my favorite non-alcoholic carbonated beverage right now is Polar Cucumber Melon seltzer. yum.

polarseltzer.com
 
2013-06-14 11:30:09 PM
I was expecting the article to be about Moxie.
 
2013-06-14 11:30:53 PM
I don't know about that.  I have a 5 or so year old bottle of Jones Brussel Sprout soda here on my desk.  I think I would rather drink the ranch dressing soda.
 
2013-06-14 11:31:53 PM

olddeegee: Fresca?


Whatcha talkin bout willis?  Fresca was one of the greatest sodas ever.  I wish I could still find it.
 
2013-06-14 11:32:16 PM
optikeye:
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I actually kinda like that one...but I'm weird that way. Tastes like carbonated Jagermister.

You drank Beverly?  You actually... DRANK... Beverly?
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-15 12:08:30 AM
FTA -  "The smell is like blue cheese and plastic and smelly feet. The taste is just like sugar and coconut, but THE SMELL IS SO REPULSIVE THAT I CANNOT GET PAST IT."

Reminds me of this girl in Boulder one hot summer's night ...
 
2013-06-15 12:24:54 AM
For soda's not supposedly intentionally being gross (ie, most "novelty" Jones sodas)... this one I recall being awful...

static2.businessinsider.com
 
2013-06-15 12:43:57 AM

Third Day Mark: Yes, there is a Diet Chocolate Fudge soda. And it is the nastiest shiat you will ever imagine.


simkatu: I bet a friend $5 he couldn't finish a can of this stuff.  He choked it down, but it is gross.


OH MY GOD someone else has actually tried that stuff. They ain't lyin'.

Actually I only ever managed to drink a can of this on a bet myself. It was $10 and I was in middle school or something back then so $10 was a big deal. Me and my friend "raced" to the bottom. And by "raced" I mean I got one gulp and my body choked on it. Over the course of the next hour I forced the rest of that sh*t down only to realize my friend had been sandbagging me and only ever took the first few sips of his. I guess he quickly came to the conclusion it wasn't worth the ten bucks. I about beat the hell out of him for tricking me into finishing mine, ten dollars be damned.
 
2013-06-15 01:05:11 AM
Ok, seeing that, made me want to look this up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB1pDASNe8E
 
2013-06-15 01:39:25 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-15 01:55:30 AM
My local Bulgarian grocery store sells yoghurt soda. It's ghastly.
 
2013-06-15 02:37:12 AM

red5ish: bmihura: Astorix: The Japanese have come out with red bean soda.

The Japanese out-weird the entire planet though. Probably other planets too, but I have no proof of that.

Red "azuki" beans are mixed with sugar, ground into a paste and used in lots of Japanese pastries. It's not that weird. After all, we eat pumpkin pie.


Bean buns are actually pretty good.

Bean soda, on the other hand...probably not.

I think they have squid and hot chili soda and so forth as well, so there's that....
 
2013-06-15 05:32:26 AM

Nick Nostril: I've always wondered what Vegemite-flavoured soda would taste like.


Would you use it to wash down these?

i.somethingawful.com

Third Day Mark: Diet Mt Dew and Diet Dr Pepper are pretty close to the originals


When I was first diagnosed as diabetic and switched to diet, I thought Diet Dew tasted like flat regular Dew. However, it's probably my favorite standard pop now.

Also, classic 2006 somethingawful thread (relevant): http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/recalled-foods-iii. p hp (may be mildly NSFW - source of the above pic).
 
2013-06-15 06:45:12 AM
Celery was quite good
 
2013-06-15 07:39:06 AM

optikeye: I actually kinda like that one...but I'm weird that way. Tastes like carbonated Jagermister.


Came for Beverly.

nasty, nasty Beverly
 
2013-06-15 07:56:09 AM

bglove25: NeoCortex42: That doesn't look like Moxie.

Speaking of sodas, I learned this week that Maple Cream Soda is a thing. And it's...not bad.
Moxie is terrible. Once, as a wee lad, my family was on vacation in New England and my Dad bought a 6 pack of Moxie, thinking it was Orange Soda.  Imagine the surprise and horror as we cracked open cold, carbonated death.


CSB: Moxie is my HS band director's favorite soda. As an unofficial "initiation" to the freshman, they are made to drink a can after a marching band competition (of course, you can't force them, but you're pretty much ostracized if you don't). The best description I've heard from those experiences were that it tastes like warm root beer and toothpaste.

/Nasty stuff
//Will now consider using Moxie as punishment with his bands.
 
2013-06-15 08:24:38 AM

Wellon Dowd: Cherry Fondue
Crunchy Frog
Ram's Bladder
Lark's Vomit


Lightly killed. . . .
 
2013-06-15 08:44:16 AM

portnoyd: You don't know bad soda until you've tried Scottish bad soda. Of my entire two trips for work to Scotland years ago, the worst thing about the trip was this. It tastes like rotting Smarties.


My ex absolutely loved this stuff. I spent years (casually) looking for it in the states on her behalf. She was later diagnosed with a fully-laden raft of mental issues. Perhaps that should have been an early indicator.
 
2013-06-15 11:04:45 AM
The worst soda is when you get a fountain drink of a clear soda and take a swig, only to find that the syrup was empty.
 
2013-06-15 11:58:14 AM

Cabbages: optikeye: I actually kinda like that one...but I'm weird that way. Tastes like carbonated Jagermister.

Came for Beverly.

nasty, nasty Beverly


I've drank Beverly, and it's not THAT bad.  Granted, it does need some gin (okay, a lot of gin) to make it really drinkable.
 
2013-06-15 12:18:21 PM

I want your skull: [i.imgur.com image 216x399]

*gag*


From my cold dead hands.

\my favorite soda
\\I'll take your share too
 
2013-06-15 01:07:19 PM

Ima4nic8or: olddeegee: Fresca?

Whatcha talkin bout willis?  Fresca was one of the greatest sodas ever.  I wish I could still find it.




I agree with you. Cold Fresca in a glass of ice is one of the greatest thirst quenchers ever invented.

However, the stuff is loaded with Aspertame, and after seeing how my grandfather checked out of this world (Alzheimer's) after drinking a 6 pack a day for who know how long, I just can't bring myself to drink it anymore. I have no links to a scientific connection for that, it's just something stuck in my head.

/Freddie's carries it here
//Krogers to you peeps down south
 
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