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5401 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 14 Jun 2013 at 8:14 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-14 06:49:29 PM  
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2013-06-14 07:07:29 PM  
All of that flannel just looks uncomfortable

Says someone who has clearly never worn flannel.

/GELFLING!
 
2013-06-14 08:29:06 PM  
At least eight years older than the actual target market
 
2013-06-14 08:36:35 PM  
He was trying to be funny but that just sounded stupid.

I'm not trying to white-knight Taylor Swift, but if she wants to bang a middle-aged Asian dude with a tiny dick, I'm certainly available. She can even write a song about me afterward.
 
2013-06-14 08:45:49 PM  

Atomic Spunk: He was trying to be funny but that just sounded stupid.

I'm not trying to white-knight Taylor Swift, but if she wants to bang a middle-aged Asian dude with a tiny dick, I'm certainly available. She can even write a song about me afterward.


The new hit single, "3 Inches of Sadness, 3 Seconds of Shame ".
 
2013-06-14 08:50:06 PM  

Incetardis: Atomic Spunk: He was trying to be funny but that just sounded stupid.

I'm not trying to white-knight Taylor Swift, but if she wants to bang a middle-aged Asian dude with a tiny dick, I'm certainly available. She can even write a song about me afterward.

The new hit single, "3 Inches of Sadness, 3 Seconds of Shame ".


or "You Be-Short to Me".
 
2013-06-14 08:53:03 PM  

Atomic Spunk: He was trying to be funny but that just sounded stupid.


He's 22... 'nuff said.

As someone old enough to be her dad without anyone thinking that was weird... Let me make that weird for a sec... She sure is pretty, until she opens her mouth.
 
2013-06-14 08:56:02 PM  
Jeebus, it seems like just yesterday that some singer was singing about whether or not her exes' new girlfriend would go down on him in a theater.
 
2013-06-14 08:56:20 PM  
pxlboy:

Cold, dead eyes. Like a dolls eyes.
 
2013-06-14 09:10:59 PM  

Atomic Spunk: He was trying to be funny but that just sounded stupid.

I'm not trying to white-knight Taylor Swift, but if she wants to bang a middle-aged Asian dude with a tiny dick, I'm certainly available. She can even write a song about me afterward.


You would think she would be nice enough to bang him with a big dick.
 
2013-06-14 09:12:38 PM  

sno man: As someone old enough to be her dad without anyone thinking that was weird... Let me make that weird for a sec... She sure is pretty, until she opens her mouth

and sound comes out.

Important qualifier.
 
2013-06-14 09:16:42 PM  
The big question is WHY is she still pretending to be a country musician?
 
2013-06-14 09:17:06 PM  

Precision Boobery: sno man: As someone old enough to be her dad without anyone thinking that was weird... Let me make that weird for a sec... She sure is pretty, until she opens her mouth and sound comes out.

Important qualifier.


true enough.
 
2013-06-14 09:21:16 PM  
"Song of the summer" is such an overrated concept.
 
2013-06-14 09:21:20 PM  
Charlie sheen joke? How topical
 
2013-06-14 09:26:56 PM  

thecpt: Charlie sheen joke? How topical


Apply directly to forehead.
 
2013-06-14 09:30:47 PM  

A Shambling Mound: thecpt: Charlie sheen joke? How topical

Apply directly to forehead.


or buttocks, depending on your specific symptoms... make sure to rub it in completely.
 
2013-06-14 09:33:49 PM  
Hey, give the kid a break, he's 22.  It takes a while to achieve the level of wit and sophistication of a burned-out middle aged Farker.
 
2013-06-14 09:49:10 PM  
Leave Taylor alone!!!!
 
2013-06-14 09:49:29 PM  
I give Swift credit.

She makes good money from the ramblings in her journal.

I don't like the music, but can appreciate the business model.
 
2013-06-14 09:54:33 PM  

Virtual Pariah: I give Swift credit.

She makes good money from the ramblings in her journal.

I don't like the music, but can appreciate the business model.


The business model isn't all that I appreciate.
 
2013-06-14 09:58:13 PM  
 
2013-06-14 10:01:38 PM  

Dutch Pilsner: No Reason.


dude, you're 22!!!!!!111111!!!!
 
2013-06-14 11:06:20 PM  
Back in my day if you didn't like a song you just pushed the button on the radio to the next station, but that was back before the internet and people who mistakenly think what they have to say is interesting.
 
2013-06-14 11:09:28 PM  
I kind of feel bad for her. I'm really glad my retard years are only captured in a few non-digital photos and the memories of people who would self-identify as questionable witnesses.
 
2013-06-14 11:10:52 PM  
Also it would be super if my retard years had netted me a zillion dollars.
 
2013-06-15 12:01:22 AM  

weirdneighbour: Leave Taylor alone!!!!


The court order says I pretty much have to.
 
2013-06-15 12:21:59 AM  
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Here is the author. Note the reversed lid, stickers still affixed.
I have read some of his Twitter feed. Meg12279 nailed it.
Retard years. Only in his case, fully on display.
 
2013-06-15 12:29:11 AM  
Nobody likes you when you're 23.

/23
 
2013-06-15 12:32:14 AM  

TheJoe03: Nobody likes you when you're 23.

/23


Nobody loves you when you're down and out.
 
2013-06-15 02:11:03 AM  
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Douchebag says what?
 
2013-06-15 02:20:10 AM  

peterthx: [img7.imageshack.us image 245x245]

Douchebag says what?


viewaskew.com
 
2013-06-15 02:25:34 AM  

pxlboy: [fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net image 460x614]


I honestly don't get the hate for Taylor Swift. As a young woman who dated around in college (15 boyfriends in 3 years. Not counting guys I casually dated or one-night-stands) who were all of different ages, races, dick size, and careers (and who all dumped me after 3-5 months) I can understand the frustrations of dating that are ever present in her songs. Everyone here in LA expects you to be a sex-craving, drinking, 420 slut, which doesn't describe me at all. Thus my prospects for a long-term relationship were always shot.

She's young, ultra-famous and has values that are unconventional for the town. I am not surprised at all that she's having trouble staying in a long-term relationship. She just needs to keep at it until she finds the right person.
 
2013-06-15 02:26:49 AM  

ng2810: Everyone here in LA expects you to be a sex-craving, drinking, 420 slut, which doesn't describe me at all.


Stop dating shiat heads.
 
2013-06-15 03:58:36 AM  

ng2810: pxlboy: [fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net image 460x614]

I honestly don't get the hate for Taylor Swift. As a young woman who dated around in college (15 boyfriends in 3 years. Not counting guys I casually dated or one-night-stands) who were all of different ages, races, dick size, and careers (and who all dumped me after 3-5 months) I can understand the frustrations of dating that are ever present in her songs. Everyone here in LA expects you to be a sex-craving, drinking, 420 slut, which doesn't describe me at all. Thus my prospects for a long-term relationship were always shot.

She's young, ultra-famous and has values that are unconventional for the town. I am not surprised at all that she's having trouble staying in a long-term relationship. She just needs to keep at it until she finds the right person.


It has nothing to do with her "values," or the fact that she dates around, but the fact that she's an emotionally immature princess that thinks anything negative that comes her way is everyone elses fault. Bad relationship? It was the guy's fault. Personal life is a source of public ridicule? Can't possibly be because I won't stop mining it for song material, it must be that invasive press. That picture at the top of the thread is a perfect summation of the hate for Taylor Swift. She is either incapable or unwilling to take responsibility for this creature that she herself created and most people don't respond well to that.
 
2013-06-15 04:36:45 AM  

ng2810: pxlboy: [fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net image 460x614]

I honestly don't get the hate for Taylor Swift. As a young woman who dated around in college (15 boyfriends in 3 years. Not counting guys I casually dated or one-night-stands) who were all of different ages, races, dick size, and careers (and who all dumped me after 3-5 months) I can understand the frustrations of dating that are ever present in her songs. Everyone here in LA expects you to be a sex-craving, drinking, 420 slut, which doesn't describe me at all. Thus my prospects for a long-term relationship were always shot.


You sound slutty.

How ya doin'?
 
2013-06-15 07:30:21 AM  

TheJoe03: ng2810: Everyone here in LA expects you to be a sex-craving, drinking, 420 slut, which doesn't describe me at all.

Stop dating shiat heads.


www.vangestel.com
 
2013-06-15 08:47:52 AM  

PizzaJedi81: TheJoe03: Nobody likes you when you're 23.

/23

Nobody loves you when you're down and out.


Everybody loves you when you're six feet in the ground, though, so that's nice.
 
2013-06-15 08:49:41 AM  
I want to eat her nose. Not like actually consume it with teeth but kinda omnomnom chew and suck on it. But no boogers. That would be weird.
 
2013-06-15 09:09:03 AM  

ParadisePornoTheater: "Song of the summer" is such an overrated concept.


You'd think that Kid Rock doing literally nothing more than smashing "Werewolves of London" together with "Sweet Home Alabama" would have been enough to kill the whole "song of the summer" craze a few years ago, but no. Oh well.
 
2013-06-15 09:50:36 AM  
One good way to not be offended by Taylor Swift's music:

Don't listen to it.

I'm more than happy to look at Taylor Swift but I do so with the sound turned down.
 
2013-06-15 02:23:14 PM  
My opinions at age 22 of things that came out when I was 22:

"Dude, this sucks."
"Why do you idiots listen to this?"
"They used to be good, like three albums ago."
"Buncha farking sellouts."
"What the hell is this crap?"
"Once their fans reach puberty, they'll know better."

I think that covers most of it.
 
2013-06-15 07:05:17 PM  
The actual parts about what it's like to be 22... free, happy, lonely, and miserable. Are pretty accurate from what I recall (albeit 8 years ago). There were night of absolute glorious freedom, nights i'll never forget that changed me forever... but they were islands (albeit frequent ones) in a river of loneliness and uncertainty. Being 22 is miserable... and awesome. Just like she says :-)
 
2013-06-15 08:47:38 PM  
They only want you when you're seventeen, when your twenty-one, you're no fun.
 
2013-06-16 03:01:22 AM  

Hoopy Frood: My opinions at age 22 of things that came out when I was 22:

"Dude, this sucks."
"Why do you idiots listen to this?"
"They used to be good, like three albums ago."
"Buncha farking sellouts."
"What the hell is this crap?"
"Once their fans reach puberty, they'll know better."

I think that covers most of it.


Since I've been about 17 or so, I've always looked at stuff like, "Will this still be good/cool in twenty years or a shameful embarrassment?" So far I'm 30 and have very few regrets about my taste in music, movies, fashion, and anything of that nature.
 
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