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(Cracked)   So what goes inside the head of a female being hit on by a douche?   (cracked.com) divider line 26
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6168 clicks; posted to Video » on 14 Jun 2013 at 8:00 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-14 06:56:32 PM  
Usually his dick.
 
2013-06-14 07:04:52 PM  
Ask any Farkette?
 
2013-06-14 08:01:51 PM  

basemetal: Usually his dick.


Only because stubby didn't preposition him.
 
2013-06-14 08:08:13 PM  
Ow, that's cold!
 
2013-06-14 08:32:09 PM  
A little help with NoScript? Which site do I allow to see the video?
 
2013-06-14 08:41:30 PM  
This has been posted on fark from the ORIGINAL source multiple times.

fark Cracked.
 
2013-06-14 08:55:39 PM  
"Raise shields" made me LOL.
 
2013-06-14 09:03:45 PM  

doglover: This has been posted on fark from the ORIGINAL source multiple times.

fark Cracked.


That's really too bad. No one forced you to read it
 
2013-06-14 09:09:38 PM  

UncleStumpy: doglover: This has been posted on fark from the ORIGINAL source multiple times.

fark Cracked.

That's really too bad. No one forced you to read it


or watch it evenso
 
2013-06-14 09:11:04 PM  

doglover: This has been posted on fark from the ORIGINAL source multiple times.

fark Cracked.


You know they probably paid for it, right?
 
2013-06-14 09:11:42 PM  
Man. I am SO GLAD I'm not a woman.
 
2013-06-14 09:25:19 PM  

doglover: This has been posted on fark from the ORIGINAL source multiple times.

fark Cracked.


OK...in three paragraphs or MORE, please explain why it's a bad thing to have a video posted more than once on the internet.
 
2013-06-14 09:54:33 PM  

jaylectricity: doglover: This has been posted on fark from the ORIGINAL source multiple times.

fark Cracked.

OK...in three paragraphs or MORE, please explain why it's a bad thing to have a video posted more than once on the internet.


I second that challenge.
 
2013-06-14 10:04:08 PM  

jaylectricity: doglover: This has been posted on fark from the ORIGINAL source multiple times.

fark Cracked.

OK...in three paragraphs or MORE, please explain why it's a bad thing to have a video posted more than once on the internet.


heat death of the universe :(
 
2013-06-14 10:17:34 PM  
"I can't stand him but... jesus he's so cute"
 
2013-06-14 10:44:09 PM  

Lando Lincoln: I am SO GLAD I'm not a woman.


So are the rest of us.. :-D

////daaaaammmmmnnn she's ugly
 
2013-06-14 11:08:56 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Man. I am SO GLAD I'm not a woman.


I'm so glad I'm the type of woman who doesn't get hit on by douches.

/yes I sound fat
 
2013-06-15 02:02:16 AM  

suziequzie: Lando Lincoln: Man. I am SO GLAD I'm not a woman.

I'm so glad I'm the type of woman who doesn't get hit on by douches.

/yes I sound fat


On the plus side, I clicked your article and found the first "what kind of x are you" poll that was both fast and accurate. I am a black coffee.
 
2013-06-15 03:03:09 AM  
That piqued my interest so I did the quiz as well.

All of the available answers sounded terrible, which led me to believe I am not any kind of coffee. I'm probably warm milk, tonic water or methadone.
 
2013-06-15 04:00:35 AM  
Didn't click, but did Cracked split a video into two parts?
 
2013-06-15 04:23:47 AM  

Argyle82: Didn't click, but did Cracked split a video into two parts?


Nah, just the usual splitting of the comments between the hipsters that require only 'new' content to be posted and the rest of us.
 
2013-06-15 06:07:33 AM  

jaylectricity: A little help with NoScript? Which site do I allow to see the video?


I just clicked on the placeholder box and it played.
 
2013-06-15 10:39:09 AM  

basemetal: Usually his dick.


OUT OF MY HEAD, BASEMETAL

/yes, in both ways
 
2013-06-15 10:43:38 AM  
In other news, that video was 'meh.'  It had its moments, but became TOO SILLY, STOP THAT, STOP THAT....this has become entirely TOO SILLY.
 
2013-06-15 11:04:42 AM  
Next, 'What goes inside the head of a man who spends all night talking to and pouring drinks into a woman just to find she's a douchette'.
 
2013-06-15 02:14:49 PM  

lewismarktwo: jaylectricity: A little help with NoScript? Which site do I allow to see the video?

I just clicked on the placeholder box and it played.


It turned out to be "dmdentertainment.com"

Thanks, anyway.
 
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