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(The Raw Story)   Here's a little known fact: "Cliff" from "Cheers" thinks that "We should really take something from Alan West's gene pool and put it everywhere across this great country"   (rawstory.com) divider line 70
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2013-06-14 06:25:49 PM
NORM!
 
2013-06-14 06:25:59 PM
Coo Coo.. Coo Coo...
 
2013-06-14 06:26:48 PM
I really care about what Actors and Athletes have to say. For sure.
 
2013-06-14 06:28:08 PM
It doesn't take that much smarts to play a drunk on TV.
 
2013-06-14 06:28:50 PM
I always assumed someone already took a little something from Alan West's gene pool.
 
2013-06-14 06:29:31 PM
Yeah, well look, on the face of it, this is all primafacious, noncorpus interruptus anyhow.
 
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2013-06-14 06:30:16 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-14 06:30:31 PM
He's pretty funny as the father in Legit.
 
2013-06-14 06:31:04 PM

Uzzah: I always assumed someone already took a little something from Alan West's gene pool.


and,,we're done
have a great weekend everybody!
 
2013-06-14 06:33:06 PM
Great. Now I can never watch another Pixar movie without thinking about what a dick this guy is. THANKS FOR RUINING MY ADULT CHILDHOOD, YOU ASSHOLE.
 
2013-06-14 06:35:23 PM
Fornicate! Fornicate!
 
2013-06-14 06:35:37 PM
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
 
2013-06-14 06:36:05 PM
Maybe this was West's long term game.  This was his plan all along.  He's not really a crazy tea bagger; he found a way to trick rednecks across the country to let them fark their daughters.  He's going to bang more white chicks then any brother in history.

And after spending a year or two traveling the US banging dumb racist white chicks, he'll be able to pull the ultimate "Foooooolllleeedd you" in history.
 
2013-06-14 06:40:00 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Great. Now I can never watch another Pixar movie without thinking about what a dick this guy is. THANKS FOR RUINING MY ADULT CHILDHOOD, YOU ASSHOLE.




This is one of the reasons I nuked my Facebook account. Look up people that you used to know, and have still have good memories of, only to find out that now they are outraged that Barrack Hussein Obama had a Marine hold an umbrella for him! It's even worse than when he refused to put his phone down while returning a salute to a Marine! It's better to not know if an old friend or acquaintance has succumbed to derp.

I didn't need to know that this guy thinks an unmitigated complete asshole like Allen West is a good guy.
 
2013-06-14 06:41:30 PM
How this might look in reality...
www.kingsacademy.com
 
2013-06-14 06:44:01 PM
Well, Herman Cain at least tried to do it with his.
 
2013-06-14 06:53:40 PM
I think we have enough blood-sucking parasites, thanks
 
2013-06-14 07:08:38 PM
www.mentalfloss.com
 
2013-06-14 07:12:41 PM
So, what he is saying is that Alan West needs to take in a harem of Latina immigrants?
 
2013-06-14 07:16:58 PM

powhound: So, what he is saying is that Alan West needs to take in a harem of Latina immigrants?


No, he's saying Alan West should be pureed and spread in a single-cell-thick layer for as far as he'll go.  I hope - DNRTFA.
 
2013-06-14 07:19:07 PM
Well considering he's best known for being an idiot mailman that nobody can stand, and a CGI talking pig I can't say I'm too broken up or care what he has to say.
 
2013-06-14 07:26:13 PM
Conservative actor John Ratzenberger,

Wow, so this guy voted Reagan, both Bushes and Romney.

Farking blowhard.
 
2013-06-14 07:27:40 PM
Conservatives rail against someone like Oprah expressing support for Obama, but Cliff-from-Cheers expressing support for Alan West is perfectly reasonable.  What a joke.
 
2013-06-14 07:50:03 PM
He also knows how to motivate the Hoth evacuation.
 
2013-06-14 07:53:01 PM
Right, like I'd trust the guy who supported Yelnick McWawa in the 80s. . .
 
2013-06-14 08:06:16 PM
He also called West a "real American."

I always stop reading/listening as soon as someone pulls this phrase out of their ass.
 
2013-06-14 08:11:45 PM
Maybe he should have played the potato in Toy Story?
 
2013-06-14 08:18:24 PM
Methinks West might have been held under the gene pool a little too long.
 
2013-06-14 08:19:05 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say there are plenty of Real Americans who wouldn't take kindly to Alan West's seed being spread willfully throughout the population of nubile females.
 
2013-06-14 08:21:43 PM

Repo Man: Soup4Bonnie: Great. Now I can never watch another Pixar movie without thinking about what a dick this guy is. THANKS FOR RUINING MY ADULT CHILDHOOD, YOU ASSHOLE.

This is one of the reasons I nuked my Facebook account. Look up people that you used to know, and have still have good memories of, only to find out that now they are outraged that Barrack Hussein Obama had a Marine hold an umbrella for him! It's even worse than when he refused to put his phone down while returning a salute to a Marine! It's better to not know if an old friend or acquaintance has succumbed to derp.

I didn't need to know that this guy thinks an unmitigated complete asshole like Allen West is a good guy.


I had the same thing happen the other day. A guy i was great friends with who doesnt usually post much on FB went on a total tirade in favor of the tea party and everything they stand for. Turns out he lost an election to our old school board because (mainly) of his political affiliation. But it was close (less than 20 votes if I remember right).

At one time I felt bad about sleeping with his Mom, after hearing his crap spewed for the better part of a week, iamokwiththis.jpg
 
2013-06-14 08:23:52 PM
I think what the teatard is trying to say is that the reason most Blacks vote for Democrats is that they have inferior DNA and if West could father all the black babies then they would grow up Republican.

His audience knows that the races shouldn't mix so there was little chance of them thinking that he meant that West should share his DNA with white women.
 
2013-06-14 08:32:37 PM
But where will we find a blender that big?
 
2013-06-14 08:33:03 PM
It's been done. We've all got the genes for being proudly, viciously ignorant and violent.

Most of us have just developed other traits that help us keep that shiat under wraps until our survival is threatened.

Alan West is the one that needs a few more genes.
 
2013-06-14 08:37:32 PM

Pincy: He also called West a "real American."

I always stop reading/listening as soon as someone pulls this phrase out of their ass.


Real American, War Criminal.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
 
2013-06-14 08:40:03 PM
That's a lot of seamen.
 
2013-06-14 08:42:35 PM
See, the problem is, he has Alan West confused with this guy:
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-06-14 08:51:02 PM

HighOnCraic: See, the problem is, he has Alan West confused with this guy:
[ts3.mm.bing.net image 204x175]


Is that a black guy ...on Cheers?
 
2013-06-14 09:05:17 PM

Mugato: HighOnCraic: See, the problem is, he has Alan West confused with this guy:
[ts3.mm.bing.net image 204x175]

Is that a black guy ...on Cheers?


He appeared in at two episodes that I can think of--one in which Cliff needs a "bodyguard" to help deal with a bully at the bar, and another in which Cliff gets him fired from the post office.

/But yeah, pretty rare for "Cheers."
 
2013-06-14 09:07:46 PM
BATMAN?
 
2013-06-14 09:11:56 PM

Mugato: HighOnCraic: See, the problem is, he has Alan West confused with this guy:
[ts3.mm.bing.net image 204x175]

Is that a black guy ...on Cheers?


Well, he couldn't get a job on Friends, if that makes you feel better.
 
2013-06-14 09:18:09 PM
Am I the only one who read that as "Adam West"?
 
2013-06-14 09:30:50 PM
www.conmania.com

"Hey, uh, have you considered spreading your gene pool to, uh, you know, the nation? I'm in the postal service, you know, uh, that's pretty national".
 
2013-06-14 09:39:56 PM

skozlaw: [www.conmania.com image 300x235]

"Hey, uh, have you considered spreading your gene pool to, uh, you know, the nation? I'm in the postal service, you know, uh, that's pretty national".


"Alan West, Herman Cain, and Dr. Ben Carson have never been in my kitchen!"
 
2013-06-14 09:53:48 PM

HighOnCraic: "Alan West, Herman Cain, and Dr. Ben Carson have never been in my kitchen!"


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Yo Cliff, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish but Howard Beale had one of the best televised meltdowns of all time...one of the best televised meltdowns of all time!
/ three different generational references in one post... suck it, world!
 
2013-06-14 09:57:36 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Great. Now I can never watch another Pixar movie without thinking about what a dick this guy is. THANKS FOR RUINING MY ADULT CHILDHOOD, YOU ASSHOLE.


Word, I know him more from that than from Cheers.  And I loved him :(
 
2013-06-14 10:04:09 PM
You know, that's got to be about the most subtle way anybody could say that that war criminal should be cremated and his ashes be taken to high altitude and spread to the four winds.
/Or that they should strap him to a nuclear weapon and detonate it.
 
2013-06-14 10:15:57 PM

Rebochan: Soup4Bonnie: Great. Now I can never watch another Pixar movie without thinking about what a dick this guy is. THANKS FOR RUINING MY ADULT CHILDHOOD, YOU ASSHOLE.

Word, I know him more from that than from Cheers.  And I loved him :(


www.thejimbolist.com

jimhillmedia.com

He gets around.

/And get off my lawn!
 
2013-06-14 10:18:00 PM

HighOnCraic: skozlaw: [www.conmania.com image 300x235]

"Hey, uh, have you considered spreading your gene pool to, uh, you know, the nation? I'm in the postal service, you know, uh, that's pretty national".

"Alan Allen West, Herman Cain, and Dr. Ben Carson have never been in my kitchen!"


D'oh!
 
2013-06-14 10:33:00 PM
Cool, he was using metaphors that would appeal to the Quiverfull movement. propagating politics like children, so to speak. Or was he thinking like Plato, and wants West to be the midwife of philosophy?
 
2013-06-14 10:52:45 PM
Do you have a little war criminal in you? Would you like some?
 
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