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(NJ.com)   Harboring a fugitive wanted for armed robbery is a crime... Your Honor   (nj.com) divider line 42
    More: Dumbass, Jason Prontnicki, Camden County, Somerset County, Woodbridge, robbery, third degree, fugitives, Superior Court Judge  
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2013-06-14 02:59:22 PM
I did the work for you:
profile-images.justia.com

I'd gavel her.
 
2013-06-14 04:01:17 PM
How cute that the reporter thought her ethnicity was relevant to the story.
 
2013-06-14 04:28:36 PM
This doesn't look political at all.   Nope.
 
2013-06-14 04:31:23 PM

johnsoninca: How cute that the reporter thought her ethnicity was relevant to the story.


why do they spell it  Filipino-American when she's Philippino-American? Isn't it called the Pharking Philippines?
 
2013-06-14 04:31:35 PM
 
2013-06-14 04:33:54 PM

vudukungfu: johnsoninca: How cute that the reporter thought her ethnicity was relevant to the story.

why do they spell it  Filipino-American when she's Philippino-American? Isn't it called the Pharking Philippines?


Not sure.   Wikipedia has some talk.
 
2013-06-14 04:34:45 PM
I bet she flipped out when he showed up at the house.
 
2013-06-14 04:34:46 PM
OK, I just asked my phillipino coworker,he doesn't know.
 
2013-06-14 04:41:45 PM
Yep, another Affirmative Action hire....

/but,but...she filled the quota!
 
2013-06-14 04:45:04 PM
Are judges still referred to as 'Your Honor' when they are in the defendant's chair?
 
2013-06-14 04:45:44 PM

johnsoninca: How cute that the reporter thought her ethnicity was relevant to the story.


I thought it was just as amusing that they mentioned that she is 41 twice.
 
2013-06-14 04:50:04 PM

vudukungfu: johnsoninca: How cute that the reporter thought her ethnicity was relevant to the story.

why do they spell it  Filipino-American when she's Philippino-American? Isn't it called the Pharking Philippines?


LBFM works for me.
 
2013-06-14 04:59:15 PM
Okay, at first I was all "hang her,"  but she harbored him for an hour.  ONE HOUR.  The nerve.  She's got a pretty good out.  Just say that she was afraid for her own safety and was trying to calm him down so he could surrender peacefully.  It might even be true.

Unless she was contacted by law enforcement, lied about his whereabouts, gave him some cash and her car to flee and spent the one hour at her house having wild monkey sex on the pile of cash he stole.  Then you can hang her high.
 
2013-06-14 05:02:06 PM

vudukungfu: why do they spell it Filipino-American when she's Philippino-American? Isn't it called the Pharking Philippines?


Because .gif, that's why.
 
2013-06-14 05:05:10 PM
A side note for any farkers who like to drink (like those exist) right across the street from the Middlesex county court house (the building in the article photo)  there is a fantastic martini bar called Clydz. It's a bit pricey but I have never had a bad time there.

/about to head there for happy hour
//its farkin Friday!
/// and I need a drink
 
2013-06-14 05:07:18 PM
Also, they drink Fepsi, and their dogs have pleese.

Married to a Filipina, as soon as she got citizenship, bye bye.
 
2013-06-14 05:11:05 PM
A female judge hiding her bank robber boyfriend?  Wow, this dude must have one hell of  pimp hand.....or some other impressive body part, I don't know.

BTW, I have  a female cousin, nice looking, who works as an assistant prosecutor.   She's married to some biker with a GED.
 
2013-06-14 05:11:58 PM

JohnAnnArbor: I bet she phlipped out when he showed up at the house.


FTFY
 
2013-06-14 05:21:34 PM

NightOwl2255: I did the work for you:
[profile-images.justia.com image 125x176]

I'd gavel her.


Yeah, but watch out for the crazy eyes. Craaaazy Eyyyes....

/seriously, one hour? I'd go with the 'fearful & trying to convince him to turn himself in' defense.
//political, yeah.
 
2013-06-14 05:24:30 PM

NightOwl2255: I did the work for you:
[profile-images.justia.com image 125x176]

I'd gavel her.


That's a JILF!
 
2013-06-14 05:27:03 PM
A suspended Superior Court judge " knowingly harbored" a fugitive charged with armed robbery in her Woodbridge home and never made an attempt to contact law enforcement, according to the complaint filed against her.

Am I the only one who initially read this as saying the robbery was in her home, and thought "damn, they have a complicated relationship"?
 
2013-06-14 05:32:20 PM
I deeply apologize for posting an irrelevant comment(question), but is there a way to send a private message or email to a particular Fark user?

I'm guessing the answer is "only if they listed their email address on their profile page, no other way to contact them directly"...but I figured I'd at least ask.

Thanks!
 
2013-06-14 05:41:31 PM
Love hurts.
 
2013-06-14 05:56:56 PM

johnsoninca: How cute that the reporter thought her ethnicity was relevant to the story.


She is the first Filipino-American judge appointed in New Jersey.  It's right there, in the one and only sentence where they both mention her ethnicity and explain its relevance. The same sentence you're referring to.
 
2013-06-14 06:08:17 PM
"She could up to 10 years in prison if convicted of the second-degree offense."

Recession must be hitting pretty hard. They can't even afford to proofread their articles!

I would hate to up to 10 years myself.
 
2013-06-14 06:17:36 PM
"He approached me as an attorney and was my client at the time. I was working with him to create an opportunity for a safe surrender. Also it is highly improper to stake out the home of a sitting judge on the off chance that an acquaintance who alegedly committed a robbery might drop by. Further the prosecutor that is handeling this case is charging me as a result of a personal and professional vendetta. I look froward to my day in court as I hope that the prosecutor looks forward to his hearing before the Bar Association."

"Oh and good luck ever getting a conviction in my court ever again."
 
2013-06-14 06:19:01 PM

johnsoninca: How cute that the reporter thought her ethnicity was relevant to the story.


FTFA:

the first Filipino-American appointed a judge in New Jersey

Eh. Marginally newsworthy. I'll allow it.
 
2013-06-14 06:28:51 PM

ArgusRun: Unless she was contacted by law enforcement, lied about his whereabouts, gave him some cash and her car to flee and spent the one hour at her house having wild monkey sex on the pile of cash he stole. Then you can hang her high.


Yup, gotta be more to the story
 
2013-06-14 06:33:21 PM

SomeCallMeTim: ArgusRun: Unless she was contacted by law enforcement, lied about his whereabouts, gave him some cash and her car to flee and spent the one hour at her house having wild monkey sex on the pile of cash he stole. Then you can hang her high.

Yup, gotta be more to the story


And I'm sure the tl;dr version of the story is 'biatches be crazy'.
 
2013-06-14 06:55:39 PM

obamadidcoke: "He approached me as an attorney and was my client at the time. I was working with him to create an opportunity for a safe surrender. Also it is highly improper to stake out the home of a sitting judge on the off chance that an acquaintance who alegedly committed a robbery might drop by. Further the prosecutor that is handeling this case is charging me as a result of a personal and professional vendetta. I look froward to my day in court as I hope that the prosecutor looks forward to his hearing before the Bar Association."

"Oh and good luck ever getting a conviction in my court ever again."


Robert Kardashian!?
 
2013-06-14 06:56:52 PM
www.thrillingdetective.com
Say what now?
 
2013-06-14 07:00:33 PM

fat boy: vudukungfu: johnsoninca: How cute that the reporter thought her ethnicity was relevant to the story.

why do they spell it  Filipino-American when she's Philippino-American? Isn't it called the Pharking Philippines?

LBFM works for me.


Let me guess, X-Navy boy? Haven't heard the term LBFM in almost 30 years
 
2013-06-14 07:43:09 PM
Farking Filipinos running amok.
 
2013-06-14 08:06:45 PM
I guess she didn't understand the state's penis... I mean penal codes.
 
2013-06-14 08:27:30 PM

nullptr: obamadidcoke: "He approached me as an attorney and was my client at the time. I was working with him to create an opportunity for a safe surrender. Also it is highly improper to stake out the home of a sitting judge on the off chance that an acquaintance who alegedly committed a robbery might drop by. Further the prosecutor that is handeling this case is charging me as a result of a personal and professional vendetta. I look froward to my day in court as I hope that the prosecutor looks forward to his hearing before the Bar Association."

"Oh and good luck ever getting a conviction in my court ever again."

Robert Kardashian!?


www.newscientist.com www.newscientist.com
How did you know?
 
2013-06-14 08:58:59 PM

ArgusRun: wild monkey sex on the pile of cash he stole


Ah, got my plan for the weekend. Now all I need is the cash and a willing participant.
 
2013-06-14 10:04:58 PM

Chevello: ArgusRun: wild monkey sex on the pile of cash he stole

Ah, got my plan for the weekend. Now all I need is the cash and a willing participant.


Monkeys are always willing.
 
2013-06-14 10:06:14 PM

JohnAnnArbor: I bet she flipped out when he showed up at the house.


Ha!, nice
 
2013-06-14 10:10:07 PM

Super Chronic: NightOwl2255: I did the work for you:
[profile-images.justia.com image 125x176]

I'd gavel her.

That's a JILF!


Wouldn't that be PHILF
 
2013-06-14 10:21:38 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Chevello: ArgusRun: wild monkey sex on the pile of cash he stole

Ah, got my plan for the weekend. Now all I need is the cash and a willing participant.

Monkeys are always willing.


Halfway there....
 
2013-06-15 07:08:42 AM

JohnAnnArbor: vudukungfu: johnsoninca: How cute that the reporter thought her ethnicity was relevant to the story.

why do they spell it  Filipino-American when she's Philippino-American? Isn't it called the Pharking Philippines?

Not sure.   Wikipedia has some talk.



    She's actually from Filadelphia..
 
2013-06-15 09:44:36 AM

AcesFull: She's actually from Filadelphia..


Piladelpia.
 
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