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(Wimp)   Street performer shouldn't quit his day job. Just kidding, he totally should   (wimp.com) divider line 56
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2013-06-14 02:38:40 PM  
Looks to me like that is his day job.
 
2013-06-14 03:03:54 PM  

Kyosuke: Looks to me like that is his day job.


Looks to me like he burns incense because he doesn't bathe.

I do respect his effort to avoid douchebag guitar face, but he doesn't quite pull it off.  You can see the douchebag screaming to get out.
 
2013-06-14 03:32:01 PM  
He's pretty good. But he puts way too much effort into looking like he's not making an effort.
 
2013-06-14 03:59:15 PM  
OMG JESUS
 
2013-06-14 04:02:33 PM  
Although I have to admit that I'm a bit annoyed at the parts where the camera zooms in on his face rather than pans back enough that I can see his actual playing. It's like the person who filmed this has a nosehair fetish
 
2013-06-14 04:05:28 PM  

SmackLT: Although I have to admit that I'm a bit annoyed at the parts where the camera zooms in on his face rather than pans back enough that I can see his actual playing. It's like the person who filmed this has a nosehair fetish


Almost like it's filmed by someone with no real interest in his guitar playing.
 
2013-06-14 04:12:39 PM  
Jesus can play.
 
2013-06-14 04:20:45 PM  

sithon: Jesus can play.


Wolverine sure can play!
 
2013-06-14 04:28:07 PM  
Oh yeah, well he... ok, fine, he's really good.
 
2013-06-14 04:32:03 PM  
Yeah, i'd pony up some tip money for that one.  Wonder where this was.

/ I love going to French Quarter Fest because sometimes you can experience a magical performance by the street performers
//not just the stage shows
 
2013-06-14 04:33:49 PM  

Lsherm: Looks to me like


...there is no human alive that he couldn't fark out from under you, mid stroke.
 
2013-06-14 04:34:07 PM  

Lsherm: Kyosuke: Looks to me like that is his day job.

Looks to me like he burns incense because he doesn't bathe.

I do respect his effort to avoid douchebag guitar face, but he doesn't quite pull it off.  You can see the douchebag screaming to get out.


The important thing is that you get to feel superior. So, you have that going for you.
 
2013-06-14 04:41:29 PM  

s2s2s2: Lsherm: Looks to me like

...there is no human alive that he couldn't fark out from under you, mid stroke.


www.allfordmustangs.com
 
2013-06-14 04:42:14 PM  
He just needs the hat....

img2u.info

...and he can start hawking guitars on QVC
 
2013-06-14 04:42:42 PM  
Pretty sure that chick at 5:00 is sitting in a slippery little puddle.
 
2013-06-14 04:45:15 PM  

basemetal: Yeah, i'd pony up some tip money for that one.  Wonder where this was.

/ I love going to French Quarter Fest because sometimes you can experience a magical performance by the street performers
//not just the stage shows


Looks like somewhere in Germany, from the Commerzbank and "fisterei" (Hopfisterei I'm guessing) behind him
 
2013-06-14 04:55:36 PM  

Zaltec: basemetal: Yeah, i'd pony up some tip money for that one.  Wonder where this was.

/ I love going to French Quarter Fest because sometimes you can experience a magical performance by the street performers
//not just the stage shows

Looks like somewhere in Germany, from the Commerzbank and "fisterei" (Hopfisterei I'm guessing) behind him


Yeah all the writing in 'German' does kind of give it away
 
2013-06-14 05:00:10 PM  

s2s2s2: Lsherm: Looks to me like

...there is no human alive that he couldn't fark out from under you, mid stroke.


I'd have an edge with women who have a sense of smell.
 
2013-06-14 05:08:56 PM  
Whoooooole lot of women checking him out.
 
2013-06-14 05:13:01 PM  
Estas Tonne.  Yep, that's kinda what he does.
And well, I might add!
 
2013-06-14 05:18:04 PM  

China White Tea: Pretty sure that chick at 5:00 is sitting in a slippery little puddle.


 I wish I was the guy she was picturing.
/I'm not though, and that makes me sad.
 
2013-06-14 05:25:53 PM  
Long Hair: Check.

Street Performer: Check.

Various Bangles and Crystal Around Neck: Check.

Guitar Player: Check.

Probably getting laid more often and more thoroughly than most of Fark combined: Check.
 
2013-06-14 05:35:41 PM  
He's not that spectac . . . OMG. HE'S SO GOOD THAT HIS GUITAR IS ON FIRE!

/he's really, really good
 
2013-06-14 05:40:34 PM  

unchellmatt: Long Hair: Check.

Street Performer: Check.

Various Bangles and Crystal Around Neck: Check.

Guitar Player: Check.

Probably getting laid more often and more thoroughly than most of Fark combined: Check.


True
It's at times like this that I'm okay with the extreme amounts of VD floating around out there.
If I can't get any I don't see why anyone else should have a good time either.
 
2013-06-14 05:40:42 PM  
Just watched a show on Jake Shimabukuro, so this dude looks like a fu*king clown.
 
2013-06-14 05:41:35 PM  

s2s2s2: Lsherm: Looks to me like

...there is no human alive that he couldn't fark out from under you, mid stroke.


www.hotflick.net

approves
 
2013-06-14 05:44:08 PM  
Good technical proficiency, but sadly it could not hold my interest. I freely admit I cannot play as well as him though, so kudos.
 
2013-06-14 05:45:29 PM  

Lsherm: I'd have an edge with women who have a sense of smell.


His edge is much, much sharper.
 
2013-06-14 05:55:31 PM  

s2s2s2: Lsherm: I'd have an edge with women who have a sense of smell.

His edge is much, much sharper.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-14 06:01:13 PM  
He's looking for a man who calls himself Bucho.  That's all.  Seriously he looks like Clint Eastwood.
 
2013-06-14 06:06:56 PM  
Day job? Estas Tonne is a professional musician. He tours, plays concerts and records his music. That's a custom Manuel Rodriquez flamenco guitar he's playing worth gods only know how many thousands of dollars. He's not your typical busker.
 
2013-06-14 06:32:58 PM  
Yeah, he's good. Really good. Effects or no, dude can play, and knows how to play with his effects to sound great. Add in being skinny and long hair and I could blindly rob every woman in that crowd and they'd never see me, as I would be invisible in his presence.
 
2013-06-14 06:33:42 PM  
I could easily do that in my sleep.

It's the 'awake and not dreaming' playing that I have trouble with.
 
2013-06-14 06:49:18 PM  
The fat lady with a white purse.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-14 06:54:54 PM  
Not to shabby, but does he have a license ???
 
2013-06-14 07:27:16 PM  
HO   LEE   FOO    KING   SHEET!
 
2013-06-14 07:31:16 PM  

China White Tea: Pretty sure that chick at 5:00 is sitting in a slippery little puddle.


I'm surprised she didn't slide right into the street.
 
2013-06-14 09:12:33 PM  

Lsherm: Kyosuke: Looks to me like that is his day job.

Looks to me like he burns incense because he doesn't bathe.

I do respect his effort to avoid douchebag guitar face, but he doesn't quite pull it off.  You can see the douchebag screaming to get out.


He gets a douchebag pass. Dude's got mad skills.
 
2013-06-14 10:02:46 PM  
Now I want to play Diablo.
 
2013-06-14 10:10:09 PM  

red5ish: Day job? Estas Tonne is a professional musician. He tours, plays concerts and records his music. That's a custom Manuel Rodriquez flamenco guitar he's playing worth gods only know how many thousands of dollars. He's not your typical busker.


Oh well in that case, then he sucks!

Actually, some of the other equipment around him sort of gives away that he's not a homeless street musician
 
2013-06-14 10:24:35 PM  
That's probably the only song he knows. I bet he can't even play Freebird.

/FREEBIRD! WHOOOOOO!
 
2013-06-14 10:47:15 PM  
It's not been mentioned that he has long, artificial fingernails.  I don't care what other physical positives he may possess, that is an absolute 100% game-ender right there.

Men with long fingernails?  Ewwwwwwww.

/only his right hand
//guess it's some guitar thing
///he can afford all that equipment, but can't afford a pick?
 
2013-06-14 11:01:27 PM  

Merry Sunshine: It's not been mentioned that he has long, artificial fingernails.  I don't care what other physical positives he may possess, that is an absolute 100% game-ender right there.

Men with long fingernails?  Ewwwwwwww.

/only his right hand
//guess it's some guitar thing
///he can afford all that equipment, but can't afford a pick?



Right? Feriner wouldn't stand a chance against a Real, God fear'n, Murcan gee-tar player.
 
2013-06-15 02:54:01 AM  
This dude appears to be knee deep into the Roni Benise Success Plan.

media.vcstar.com
 
2013-06-15 03:27:35 AM  
Estas Tonne'. Elemental Sounds of the Universe
 Tour Dates.
May, 1st: (Germany) Landshut Alte Kaserne (Concert)
May, 3rd: (Germany) Munich WesttorHalle Konzert (Concert)
May, 4th: (Italy) Verona Conference with Marina Tonini 
May, 5th: (Italy) Verona Piazza (Concert)
May, 17th-18th : (Switzerland) Aufgetischt Festival! (Festival) 
May 21st: (Switzerland) La Neuveville
June, 29th - 6th of July: (Sweden) Ängsbacka, 
No Mind Festival (Festival)
July, 6th: (Greece) Kalamata, Sunset concert (Concert)
July, 13th: (Greece) Kalamata (Concert)
July, 18th-20th: (Austria) Linz Pflasterspektakel 
July, 20-27: (Latvia) Garavasara Festival
August, 17th: (Lithuania) Masters of Calm (Festival)
August, 23rd-Sept.1st: (Italy) Ferrara Buskers Festival
September, 13-15: (Germany) Landshut Stadtspektakel (Festival)
September, 27: (Germany) Hamburg, Dialog im Dunkeln

/yeah...he ain't your typical busker
 
2013-06-15 07:11:15 AM  

mr lawson: Estas Tonne'. Elemental Sounds of the Universe
 Tour Dates.
May, 1st: (Germany) Landshut Alte Kaserne (Concert)
May, 3rd: (Germany) Munich WesttorHalle Konzert (Concert)
May, 4th: (Italy) Verona Conference with Marina Tonini 
May, 5th: (Italy) Verona Piazza (Concert)
May, 17th-18th : (Switzerland) Aufgetischt Festival! (Festival) 
May 21st: (Switzerland) La Neuveville
June, 29th - 6th of July: (Sweden) Ängsbacka, 
No Mind Festival (Festival)
July, 6th: (Greece) Kalamata, Sunset concert (Concert)
July, 13th: (Greece) Kalamata (Concert)
July, 18th-20th: (Austria) Linz Pflasterspektakel 
July, 20-27: (Latvia) Garavasara Festival
August, 17th: (Lithuania) Masters of Calm (Festival)
August, 23rd-Sept.1st: (Italy) Ferrara Buskers Festival
September, 13-15: (Germany) Landshut Stadtspektakel (Festival)
September, 27: (Germany) Hamburg, Dialog im Dunkeln

/yeah...he ain't your typical busker


True.  He has a bus pass.
 
2013-06-15 09:08:09 AM  
That wasn't incense, it was a fuse to the detonation of every single woman's vagina.
 
2013-06-15 09:28:45 AM  

Merry Sunshine:  can't afford a pick?


You didn't actually watch him play, did you?
 
2013-06-15 10:08:12 AM  

Merry Sunshine: It's not been mentioned that he has long, artificial fingernails.  I don't care what other physical positives he may possess, that is an absolute 100% game-ender right there.

Men with long fingernails?  Ewwwwwwww.

/only his right hand
//guess it's some guitar thing
///he can afford all that equipment, but can't afford a pick?


He can afford a pick.  As a matter of fact, he could probably afford five.  He just can't hold them all at the same time.
 
2013-06-15 12:06:49 PM  

muwaryer: Merry Sunshine: It's not been mentioned that he has long, artificial fingernails.  I don't care what other physical positives he may possess, that is an absolute 100% game-ender right there.

Men with long fingernails?  Ewwwwwwww.

/only his right hand
//guess it's some guitar thing
///he can afford all that equipment, but can't afford a pick?

He can afford a pick.  As a matter of fact, he could probably afford five.  He just can't hold them all at the same time.


i.ebayimg.com
Problem solved.
I know that you need fingernails like that to play that style, but long fingernails creep me the fark out.
 
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