caddisfly: StopLurkListen: GPS needs a line-of-sight to the satellite, so unless they drop your luggage off in a field ... good luckPlease tell me you're trolling. My iphone can tell which room of my house I'm sitting in.
megarian: Some luggage guy in Mexico City stole 2 liters of tequila and underwear from my bag. They proceeded to ship my bag to Maui.So my luggage has been to Maui and I haven't. Assholes.
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genepool lifeboat: megarian: UrukHaiGuyz: megarian: Some luggage guy in Mexico City stole 2 liters of tequila and underwear from my bag. They proceeded to ship my bag to Maui.So my luggage has been to Maui and I haven't. Assholes.That's what you get for infusing tequila with underwear, ya weirdo.Don't knock it 'til you try it. Now, if you don't remove the worm...yeah, that's weird.Your underwear has worms?
chaddsfarkprefect: FrancoFile: YoOjo: Civilization is getting worse!! I don't remember the ancient Romans having this problem.What have the Romans ever done for us, anyways?The aqueduct?
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