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(Edmonton Journal)   Former RCMP officer believed an invisible man was having sex with his wife so he placed his autistic neighbour in the closet as a spy   (edmontonjournal.com) divider line 65
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2013-06-14 11:17:16 AM  
Indian? He might be invisible, but you'd still be able to smell him, no?
 
2013-06-14 11:17:45 AM  
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2013-06-14 11:18:20 AM  
Alas, poor Constable Frasier never gets a moment's rest from his long-deceased father.
 
2013-06-14 11:19:45 AM  
An invisible man was sleeping in his bed? There's already a known solution for this.
 
2013-06-14 11:20:58 AM  
When a fellow officer suggested a divorce, Sehmbi said it would only bring him shame.

As opposed to killing her, which would bring him fame.
 
2013-06-14 11:21:10 AM  

JerseyTim: An invisible man was sleeping in his bed? There's already a known solution for this.


Does it involve Superman?
 
2013-06-14 11:23:15 AM  
FTFA: When a fellow officer suggested a divorce, Sehmbi said it would only bring him shame.

Great plan: forced into an arranged marriage and divorce = shame.

Recipe for disaster.
 
2013-06-14 11:23:27 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: JerseyTim: An invisible man was sleeping in his bed? There's already a known solution for this.

Does it involve Superman?


No, but there might be something weird, and it don't look good.

/yes, I know the direction you were going with it
 
2013-06-14 11:23:46 AM  
Whether or not he's fit to stand trial, he's clearly not safe to release back into society.

Maybe he didn't kill his wife in cold blood. He should still be kept far away from the public.
 
2013-06-14 11:23:50 AM  
Little lady, in her kitchen
She's bending over, over frying pan
Little does she know, while she is bending over
She is strip teasing for unvisible man
Little does she know, while she's bending over
She is strip teasing for unvisible man
Lady, lady, alone in her bedroom
She's watching program on Klu Klux Klan
Little does she know, while she is yawning
She's orally pleasing the unvisible man
Little does she know, while she is yawning
She's orally pleasing the unvisible man
 
2013-06-14 11:24:40 AM  
Some guys just care a little too much.
 
2013-06-14 11:26:20 AM  
^That was supposed to have v This with it

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2013-06-14 11:31:12 AM  
These viral stories for Paranormal Activity suck.
 
2013-06-14 11:31:59 AM  
Hi kids, I just shot mom. How about some vindaloo.
 
2013-06-14 11:38:37 AM  
she was obviously having an affair with his horse.
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2013-06-14 11:40:07 AM  
This can't happen, the RCMP are the happy fun cops.
 
2013-06-14 11:44:36 AM  

MOGGEE: she was obviously having an affair with his horse.


Was that originally written as a horse c**k joke?  How did they get away with that?
 
2013-06-14 12:01:29 PM  
All seriousness aside, the RCMP put on a pretty intensive hiring blitz aimed at communities who were underrepresented in their ranks. As a result they hired a lot of people who had no business being police officers, and a lot of these people went a bit coocoo or were found entirely unsuitable and dismissed before they could eff up someone's life. The moment I saw this headline I bet myself lunch that the member's name was Singh.

This isn't a condemnation of Sikh people because seriously every one of them I've ever met has been unfailingly kind and open-minded, and the true believers in their doctrine act like decent human beings. Their response to what happened in Oak Creek tells you everything you need to know about their people. I'm just disappointed that the RCMP's affirmative action hit the bottom of the barrel long before they had enough suitable candidates, so they just kept right on digging.
 
2013-06-14 12:05:47 PM  
MOGGEE: she was obviously having an affair with his horse.

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Yep. Her and the horse had a thing going on. But a Mountie never blames his horse, and always gets his man. Even if it's an invisible one.
 
2013-06-14 12:06:10 PM  
She wasn't having sex with an invisible man, she just had a VD.
 
2013-06-14 12:11:09 PM  
Looks like the USA isn't the only country lacking a 800 number to get someone mental health help.
 
2013-06-14 12:12:59 PM  
If this happened in the US, he wouldn't be a former cop.
 
2013-06-14 12:14:18 PM  
The neighbor reported he never saw him coming.
 
2013-06-14 12:17:06 PM  

Lifeless: If this happened in the US, he wouldn't be a former cop.


damn where did that sad but true button go ?
 
2013-06-14 12:20:02 PM  
Isn't mental illness fun?  Sad that even in Canada they're trying to throw him in prison instead of an institution for the criminally insane.

Lifeless: If this happened in the US, he wouldn't be a former cop.


So true =(
 
2013-06-14 12:24:59 PM  
If only the invisible man had a gun.....

/am I doing it right?
 
2013-06-14 12:27:19 PM  
And yet, because this is Canada, I am still bored.
 
2013-06-14 12:31:22 PM  
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2013-06-14 12:56:25 PM  
He deserves a boot to the head.

And another one for the psychiatrist who said that the ex-Mountie is not criminally responsible.
 
2013-06-14 12:59:45 PM  
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/ Hot like Dana 4' above her covers
 
2013-06-14 01:03:36 PM  
An invisible man sleeping with your wife?  Back in the old days they'd just sleep in your bed.
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2013-06-14 01:04:57 PM  
xsarien:

dang, you beat me by 4 minutes
 
2013-06-14 01:30:09 PM  

Myria: Isn't mental illness fun?  Sad that even in Canada they're trying to throw him in prison instead of an institution for the criminally insane.


That's how it works here. They have to arrest him and charge him for murder, and if he's crackers they'll determine that pretrial and send him where he needs to be.
 
2013-06-14 01:38:15 PM  
FTA: When a fellow officer suggested a divorce, Sehmbi said it would only bring him shame.

Well at least she did not get the old 'rolled up in a carpet and taken to the dump' treatment that was quite popular years back.
Then they switched to 'hey honey, lets go back to India for a couple of weeks. Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you and come back to Canada and find many hookers to keep me happy, you biatch.'

Head of RCMP: "Hey no one wants to be a cop, especially the Women who keep getting molested by word or touch, because of how we order the cops to violate peoples Rights everyday and it makes them psychotic on occasion"
Hiring manager: "Well lets just drop the criteria down from C+ grades in school and no criminal record, to We will just seal that criminal record after passing training and try to keep the criminal activity out of the media"
Head of RCMP: "Brilliant!!!"
People on the street: "That F*cker killed my son!!! and now I find out he has a sealed criminal record and lots of notations of bad police behavior. The shame. The shame"
 
2013-06-14 01:47:22 PM  
Sehmbi, 38, was a member of the Stony Plain RCMP's canine unit when he killed his wife.

That dog.
 
2013-06-14 01:52:11 PM  
I'd have hired a knife-wielding midget, hiding over a ceiling tile above the bed.
 
2013-06-14 01:54:27 PM  
"Last night I saw upon the stair a little man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today...
(I think he's from the CIA)."
 
2013-06-14 01:55:04 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: I'd have hired a knife-wielding midget, hiding over a ceiling tile above the bed.


Who has a drop ceiling in their bedroom?  Well other than that 50% or so of farkers who live in their parents basement.
 
2013-06-14 02:03:31 PM  

KrispyKritter: Looks like the USA isn't the only country lacking a 800 number to get someone mental health help.


There is plenty of mental help available it just requires that you call the number or have a family member or friend call it for you if you start to show signs that you might need help and I think that if you believe there is an invisible person hiding in your house that would qualify. The only hurdle is that in this country the government doesn't monitor your phone calls like in the U.S so if somebody needs help they have to ask for it.
 
2013-06-14 02:11:04 PM  
Catch him if you can?
 
2013-06-14 02:26:34 PM  

Lorelle: He deserves a boot to the head.

And another one for the psychiatrist who said that the ex-Mountie is not criminally responsible.


He's not if you apply the McNaughton rule.  The defendant has to be able to tell right from wrong.  Reading TFA, he's still convinced there's an invisible man out there who had an affair with his wife and he still thinks he did the right thing.  Under that standard, he's not criminally responsible

That doesn't say anything about locking him up: he clearly needs to be in a guarded mental hospital as he's a danger to others.
 
2013-06-14 02:30:54 PM  
The mouties ALWAYS get their man. Invisible or not.
 
2013-06-14 02:32:42 PM  

JerseyTim: An invisible man was sleeping in his bed? There's already a known solution for this.


Who would you call?
 
2013-06-14 02:33:32 PM  

LostInTranslation: If only the invisible man had a gun.....

/am I doing it right?


Dusty Bottoms would have still shot him
 
2013-06-14 02:49:54 PM  
What the hell was that and why does my ass hurt??
 
2013-06-14 03:45:09 PM  
It always makes me sad when delusional people have absolute faith that their irrational notions are true, even when there is no hint of evidence to support their delusions. But once people start believing in absurdities with all their heart... atrocities often follow.

Sad story, but an old story.
 
2013-06-14 03:53:38 PM  
Maybe she was playing with the little man in the boat
 
2013-06-14 04:16:31 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Indian? He might be invisible, but you'd still be able to smell him, no?


HAHAHAHA!!!!  Awesome!

Now try it again but this time put "black" in place of "Indian".  Let's see if that works too!
 
2013-06-14 04:20:20 PM  
Ok, lets say he is right. There was an invisible man sleeping with his wife. He still can`t go shooting her.
 
2013-06-14 04:23:16 PM  
FTA:  Tirth Singh Sehmbi repeatedly shot his 29-year-old wife Rajpinder in the early morning of July 10, 2010, in the family room of their southeast Edmonton home. Sehmbi, 38, was a member of the Stony Plain RCMP's canine unit when he killed his wife. He was an officer for eight years, but is no longer with the RCMP.

That can't be right. Surely they mean he was put on some sort of paid administrative leave pending the outcome of an internal affairs investigation?
 
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