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(Blogger.com)   It's Friday, so it's time for some conservative humor with the internets most influential political scholar and web cartoonist, Stilton Jarlsberg. This weeks topic, why isn't 0bama spying on more mosques   (hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com) divider line 80
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2013-06-14 11:13:30 AM
I'll save you from clicking through to the POS site.
i.imgur.com

Conservative humour!
 
2013-06-14 11:16:51 AM
Do mosques not have phones?
 
2013-06-14 11:19:52 AM
Wow does that suck.
 
2013-06-14 11:22:44 AM
It's Friday, so let's make up something about 0bonghit that will outrage us and make us all shouty.
 
2013-06-14 11:24:24 AM

James!: Do mosques not have phones?


They do, but many of them use Obamaphones. Obamaphones have special circuitry in them that makes them immune to tracking or tapping by the NSA. This was one of the ways he helped ensure that the poor people who were engaging in election fraud to get him elected didn't get caught coordinating their activities.
 
2013-06-14 11:25:59 AM
This is not even good.  It is bad.
 
2013-06-14 11:29:16 AM
Subbyyou know Jarlsberg is satire right?
 
2013-06-14 11:29:46 AM
It's like reading a Twisp and Catsby comic from Penny Arcade. Only serious.
 
2013-06-14 11:30:04 AM
I guess something had to fill the void left by Cox and Forkum. Because the sort of people who find Johnny Farkerfaster jokes to be the height of wit need web comics too.
 
2013-06-14 11:30:19 AM

Pocket Ninja: James!: Do mosques not have phones?

They do, but many of them use Obamaphones. Obamaphones have special circuitry in them that makes them immune to tracking or tapping by the NSA. This was one of the ways he helped ensure that the poor people who were engaging in election fraud to get him elected didn't get caught coordinating their activities.


That explains EVERYTHING.  You are the voice of reason, as always.
 
2013-06-14 11:31:40 AM
Stilton Jarlsberg is not very gouda.
 
2013-06-14 11:33:58 AM
This will perpetuate rape culture.
 
2013-06-14 11:34:40 AM

whatsupchuck: Stilton Jarlsberg is not very gouda.


A pun thread? You cheddar be kiddin me. How cheesy
 
2013-06-14 11:35:16 AM
So, the URL says "Private_Prophetry". For a smoother pun, shouldn't it just be "Private Prophety"?
 
2013-06-14 11:35:30 AM
This is worse than that duck comic.
 
2013-06-14 11:35:54 AM

Marcus Aurelius: Pocket Ninja: James!: Do mosques not have phones?

They do, but many of them use Obamaphones. Obamaphones have special circuitry in them that makes them immune to tracking or tapping by the NSA. This was one of the ways he helped ensure that the poor people who were engaging in election fraud to get him elected didn't get caught coordinating their activities.

That explains EVERYTHING.  You are the voice of reason, as always.


At Obama's direction, the NSA has built special logic into their traffic analysis system that automatically excludes from surveillance targets that use keywords "allah", "praise" and "death to America" in close proximity, and automatically includes people saying "freedom", "god", and "liberty" as high value targets.
 
2013-06-14 11:36:37 AM

whatsupchuck: Stilton Jarlsberg is not very gouda.


He stinks like about four and half kilos of rotten camenbert.
 
2013-06-14 11:36:37 AM
FTFA - TFA they linked to:

"That's right, the government's sweeping surveillance of our most private communications excludes the jihad factories where homegrown terrorists are radicalized."

Are they hiring? I heard they have great benefits and flexible hours if you have kids.
 
2013-06-14 11:37:07 AM
The FBI is now on such a short leash (a choker chain that formerly belonged to Barack Obama's alleged dog, Bo) ...

Is there a scandal about Obama's dog I missed?
 
2013-06-14 11:37:23 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-14 11:37:44 AM
Stilton Jarlsberg is a false flag operator, making conservative humor out to be bad.

Dennis Miller and Victoria Jackson are absolutely tearing up the firehouse circuit on the East Coast as we speak.
 
2013-06-14 11:38:27 AM

Cletus C.: The FBI is now on such a short leash (a choker chain that formerly belonged to Barack Obama's alleged dog, Bo) ...

Is there a scandal about Obama's dog I missed?


Bo is actually a cat. But the lamestream media won't tell us the truth!
 
2013-06-14 11:39:05 AM
So basically Conservatives are going to repeat the lie that Obama invented these policies instead of Bush over and over until it's true?
 
2013-06-14 11:39:21 AM

Cletus C.: The FBI is now on such a short leash (a choker chain that formerly belonged to Barack Obama's alleged dog, Bo) ...

Is there a scandal about Obama's dog I missed?


The Obama scandal multiverse includes all things peripherally associated with Obama.

In one alternate universe, Ben's Chili in D.C. is a speakeasy for radical Muslims (except they sip jasmine tea in the back while plotting the destruction of Western Civ).
 
2013-06-14 11:39:30 AM

Weatherkiss: It's like reading a Twisp and Catsby comic from Penny Arcade. Only serious.


HAM!
 
2013-06-14 11:41:31 AM

Elzar: Subbyyou know Jarlsberg is satire right?


And just barely, at that.

Cletus C.: The FBI is now on such a short leash (a choker chain that formerly belonged to Barack Obama's alleged dog, Bo) ...

Is there a scandal about Obama's dog I missed?


He was adopted by the 0bamas.  Isn't that bad enough?
 
2013-06-14 11:43:44 AM

RangerTaylor: This is not even good.  It is bad.


Not even fun-bad like a horrible movie bad.
 
2013-06-14 11:43:53 AM

Granny_Panties: So basically Conservatives are going to repeat the lie that Obama invented these policies instead of Bush over and over until it's true?


If it helps reverse the policies I don't even care who they blame.  I'd like to see Obama take full ownership of the policies just to bait the GOP into repealing them.
 
2013-06-14 11:49:05 AM

Granny_Panties: So basically Conservatives are going to repeat the lie that Obama invented these policies instead of Bush over and over until it's true?


Oh, no no no. We're well beyond that already.

You see,  Obama's NSA built a vast database of U.S. citizens' internet and phone activities, in collusion with Google, in order to secure an electoral victory for Democrats over the next 3 decades. Additionally, they are indoctrinating our children with liberal beliefs via Common Core, to ensure America stays liberal forever.

So when someone tells you to "google it", it's a liberal brainwashing tactic. In fact, it's best to turn off the computer altogether and don't allow yourself to be exposed to anti-freedom propaganda.
 
2013-06-14 11:49:50 AM

make me some tea: Marcus Aurelius: Pocket Ninja: James!: Do mosques not have phones?

They do, but many of them use Obamaphones. Obamaphones have special circuitry in them that makes them immune to tracking or tapping by the NSA. This was one of the ways he helped ensure that the poor people who were engaging in election fraud to get him elected didn't get caught coordinating their activities.

That explains EVERYTHING.  You are the voice of reason, as always.

At Obama's direction, the NSA has built special logic into their traffic analysis system that automatically excludes from surveillance targets that use keywords "allah", "praise" and "death to America" in close proximity, and automatically includes people saying "freedom", "god", and "liberty" as high value targets.


I find that somewhat unlikely, since Obama has given his terrorist buddies special Obamaphones that can't be traced by the NSA to begin with.
 
2013-06-14 11:50:21 AM

mrshowrules: Granny_Panties: So basically Conservatives are going to repeat the lie that Obama invented these policies instead of Bush over and over until it's true?

If it helps reverse the policies I don't even care who they blame.  I'd like to see Obama take full ownership of the policies just to bait the GOP into repealing them.


It won't help reverse the policies.  There will be no moves towards that.

The Republicans don't have a problem with the fact that the president has this power.  They have a problem with the fact that Obama is the president.  Any action taken will begin and end with whatever hurts Obama and his party, but will stop short of actually fixing the problem.
 
2013-06-14 11:52:28 AM
Stilton Jarlsberg exposed, sort of.
 
2013-06-14 11:53:27 AM

Glenford: I'll save you from clicking through to the POS site.
[i.imgur.com image 639x305]

Conservative humour!


I thought the joke was the comments not the cartoon
 
2013-06-14 11:58:24 AM

Marcus Aurelius: make me some tea: Marcus Aurelius: Pocket Ninja: James!: Do mosques not have phones?

They do, but many of them use Obamaphones. Obamaphones have special circuitry in them that makes them immune to tracking or tapping by the NSA. This was one of the ways he helped ensure that the poor people who were engaging in election fraud to get him elected didn't get caught coordinating their activities.

That explains EVERYTHING.  You are the voice of reason, as always.

At Obama's direction, the NSA has built special logic into their traffic analysis system that automatically excludes from surveillance targets that use keywords "allah", "praise" and "death to America" in close proximity, and automatically includes people saying "freedom", "god", and "liberty" as high value targets.

I find that somewhat unlikely, since Obama has given his terrorist buddies special Obamaphones that can't be traced by the NSA to begin with.


Yeah but the would-be terrorists don't have them, they need to be protected as well.
 
2013-06-14 11:59:37 AM

Cheron: Glenford: I'll save you from clicking through to the POS site.
[i.imgur.com image 639x305]

Conservative humour!

I thought the joke was the comments not the cartoon


I couldn't get past the horrible Geocities inspired layout.
 
2013-06-14 12:02:37 PM

make me some tea: Marcus Aurelius: make me some tea: Marcus Aurelius: Pocket Ninja: James!: Do mosques not have phones?

They do, but many of them use Obamaphones. Obamaphones have special circuitry in them that makes them immune to tracking or tapping by the NSA. This was one of the ways he helped ensure that the poor people who were engaging in election fraud to get him elected didn't get caught coordinating their activities.

That explains EVERYTHING.  You are the voice of reason, as always.

At Obama's direction, the NSA has built special logic into their traffic analysis system that automatically excludes from surveillance targets that use keywords "allah", "praise" and "death to America" in close proximity, and automatically includes people saying "freedom", "god", and "liberty" as high value targets.

I find that somewhat unlikely, since Obama has given his terrorist buddies special Obamaphones that can't be traced by the NSA to begin with.

Yeah but the would-be terrorists don't have them, they need to be protected as well.


I hadn't thought of that.  That's a good point.
 
2013-06-14 12:04:06 PM

HeartBurnKid: mrshowrules: Granny_Panties: So basically Conservatives are going to repeat the lie that Obama invented these policies instead of Bush over and over until it's true?

If it helps reverse the policies I don't even care who they blame.  I'd like to see Obama take full ownership of the policies just to bait the GOP into repealing them.

It won't help reverse the policies.  There will be no moves towards that.

The Republicans don't have a problem with the fact that the president has this power.  They have a problem with the fact that Obama is the president.  Any action taken will begin and end with whatever hurts Obama and his party, but will stop short of actually fixing the problem.


Plus the GOP has this naive optimism that they will one day soon have one of their own in Whitehouse.
 
2013-06-14 12:17:09 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: whatsupchuck: Stilton Jarlsberg is not very gouda.

A pun thread? You cheddar be kiddin me. How cheesy


Havart me, you punsters! I have wheys of making you talk.
 
2013-06-14 12:27:52 PM

RangerTaylor: This is not even good.  It is bad.


It's not even bad.
 
2013-06-14 12:34:57 PM
I love the cognitive dissonance of the right. Repeatedly imply or outright accuse the President of being a secret Muslim. This is the same president who has rained death on more Muslims than every previous President before him. And they wonder why we laugh at them and call them stupid...
 
2013-06-14 12:38:24 PM
...(a choker chain that formerly belonged to Barack Obama's alleged dog, Bo)...

You know you're dealing with nuclear-level derp when the effin' family dog is "alleged".
 
2013-06-14 12:39:10 PM
Two things:

"Alleged dog, Bo." Dafuq? Is he secretly a cat, or is he not under the ownership of Bo.  I mean, I understand he's just trying to put and doubt he can in the mind of the reader, but I'm pretty sure B-rock owns a dog, and owned it long before he went and started presidentin'.

Also, Did anyone notice the instructions on how to comment?

At the bottom of every post is a dividing line. Under it, you'll see "Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg" and an underlined number of comments. Click there, and you can read the comments and leave you own. Join the fun!

His readers don't know how the internet works.
 
2013-06-14 12:39:27 PM

That Other Dan: RangerTaylor: This is not even good.  It is bad.

It's not even bad.


It's worse than bad, less than nothing, dumber than dumb: it'sconservative humor.
 
2013-06-14 12:42:00 PM

urbangirl: ...(a choker chain that formerly belonged to Barack Obama's alleged dog, Bo)...

You know you're dealing with nuclear-level derp when the effin' family dog is "alleged".


Beat me by seconds, you fiend!
 
2013-06-14 12:45:32 PM

Car_Ramrod: So, the URL says "Private_Prophetry". For a smoother pun, shouldn't it just be "Private Prophety"?


Yes

/but for accuracy, it should be "Private Parts"
 
2013-06-14 12:46:30 PM
Well its a step up from the those farkers-our shiat shook of art that seems to dominate political cartoonery these days. For that I applaud it.
 
2013-06-14 12:47:15 PM

Where wolf: "Alleged dog, Bo." Dafuq? Is he secretly a cat, or is he not under the ownership of Bo.


Dogs are unclean in Islam.  This is clearly a djinn in the employ of Iblis taking the guise of a dog to fool the kafir.
 
2013-06-14 12:48:57 PM
That is not funny. But not the MOST not funny.

That award goes exclusively to Fred Basset, which has been running since 1963 and sucking every day since.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-14 12:49:31 PM

Glenford: I'll save you from clicking through to the POS site.
[i.imgur.com image 639x305]

Conservative humour!


Also conservative humour:

whgbetc.com
 
2013-06-14 12:50:24 PM
Pretty sure the alleged dog bit is just a cheap crack on Bo being some obscure breed. Portuguese water dog, as I recall.
 
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