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(Newser)   Cue the "Achy Breaky Heart" jokes: Billy Ray Cyrus and wife Tish are divorcing after 19 years of marriage. "But wait," you say. "This story sounds familiar"   (newser.com) divider line 48
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2013-06-14 11:28:18 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
It's because he's been seeing someone on the side.
 
2013-06-14 12:36:17 PM
This is where I come and post on an article I don't care about to tell everyone I don't care about it.

NOBODY CARES
 
2013-06-14 12:45:50 PM
Will this affect new episodes of Hanna-Montana?

/Hope Netflixs does it if Disney won't
 
2013-06-14 12:46:55 PM
Just forget you ever saw it. It's better that way.
 
2013-06-14 12:47:59 PM
Oh geez, 2 out of 3 marriages end in divorce....this is really news.

/the person with their finger on the greenlight button.....what color is the sky in their little world?
 
2013-06-14 12:48:08 PM
wow, that's the best headline I've seen in years.

subby, tell me about your process. what inspired you to come up with that headline?
 
2013-06-14 12:55:19 PM
MILF
 
2013-06-14 01:00:07 PM
For getting a greenlight by simply copying the first line in the article, Subby Subster, all I have to say to you is fark you in your farking fark hole, you farking fark!
 
2013-06-14 01:04:19 PM

rogue49: MILF


Miley I'd Like to Fark?  Isn't that what got him into trouble.
 
2013-06-14 01:04:29 PM
She will get a nice house and pocket full of Achy Breaky cash.
 
2013-06-14 01:06:17 PM
ristst:
/the person with their finger on the greenlight button.....

3.bp.blogspot.com


Good choice of words there.
 
2013-06-14 01:11:55 PM
i78.photobucket.com

i78.photobucket.com

i78.photobucket.com


*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

"I haven't heard 'Achy Breaky Heart'......"

*BLAM*

"..... since 1994."

*BLAM* *BLAM*
 
2013-06-14 01:20:03 PM
  No matter where he goes or what he does...I mean,Billy could find the cure for cancer...It don't matter. He would be in Stockholm,for his Nobel prize....Half the crowd will be screaming..Achy Breaky Heart!!!
 
2013-06-14 01:35:27 PM
i3.photobucket.com

Gee.  I wonder in which "garage" he's "parking his pickup truck" now?
 
2013-06-14 01:38:41 PM
Please take my wife
My stinky, wrinkly wife
I'm just not lovin' her no more

She won't let me stick
The head of my dick
As far in as my daughter who's a whore
 
2013-06-14 01:45:43 PM
cdn.wwtdd.com

images.wikia.com

www.strangecelebrities.com

She's got a MILF thing going on.

I'm sure there's an achy breaky hard joke in there somewhere.
 
2013-06-14 01:51:10 PM

Theaetetus: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x410]
It's because he's been seeing someone on the side.


Everybody made such a big deal of her bare back and I thought *this* picture was so much more disturbing.
 
2013-06-14 01:53:10 PM
Tish.

/Tish
 
2013-06-14 01:56:30 PM
Maybe he'll finally be able to write a country song.
 
2013-06-14 02:03:26 PM
That mullet was a nice look...
upload.wikimedia.org

Achy break heart - allowing thousands of rhythmically-challenged line-dancing white folks get laid since 1991...
i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-14 02:14:23 PM
He just wants to spend more time with his daughter.
 
2013-06-14 02:26:17 PM
He probably just wants to sit on the beach and get high, not put up with her bullshiat.
 
2013-06-14 02:33:07 PM
And together they created the epitome of "stupid & trashy hot"
 
2013-06-14 02:38:42 PM

vudukungfu: He just wants to spend more time in his daughter.


/FTFY
//aisle seat please
///why hello Mr. Hansen
 
2013-06-14 02:48:31 PM
 
2013-06-14 02:59:50 PM

Elzar: That mullet was a nice look...


Achy break heart - allowing thousands of rhythmically-challenged line-dancing white folks get laid since 1991...


Got two turntables and a microphone.

/used to go to the little club where that video was filmed in the East Bay
 
2013-06-14 03:00:46 PM

Theaetetus: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x410]
It's because he's been seeing someone on the side.


gravy chugging cretin.: ristst:
/the person with their finger on the greenlight button.....
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x410]
Good choice of words there.



Came here just to make similar comment.
/leaving satisfied
 
2013-06-14 03:13:03 PM

MFAWG: /used to go to the little club where that video was filmed in the East Bay


Ha.  Where?  I lived in CoCo county for 20 years.
 
2013-06-14 03:13:53 PM
Spousal support? Really? I am woman hear me roar!!!!  It's 2013 for Christs sakes !!!!
 
2013-06-14 03:25:45 PM

Soup4Bonnie: MFAWG: /used to go to the little club where that video was filmed in the East Bay

Ha.  Where?  I lived in CoCo county for 20 years.


It's in San Leandro, sort of where it becomes Castro Valley. Or it was. Everyone said he and the band were really nice, and actually were plugged in and played a few songs 'straight' when they were filming.

The car lot was also in that neck of the woods.
 
2013-06-14 03:26:57 PM
Should be noted those are the actual club regulars in the video, not professional dancers.
 
2013-06-14 03:33:35 PM

MFAWG: Should be noted those are the actual club regulars in the video, not professional dancers.


You dont' say?
 
2013-06-14 03:35:10 PM
i.imgur.com

Approves.
 
2013-06-14 03:53:40 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She's got a MILF thing going on.


In a cheating whore sort of way
 
2013-06-14 04:28:53 PM
I don't get it. Why does it sound familiar?
 
WGJ
2013-06-14 04:35:27 PM
Miley was farking her brother and told him "you fark like dad". Her brother said "ya, that what mom says too".
 
2013-06-14 05:04:34 PM
Quick.  Somebody post a picture of her REALLY ugly prostitot sister. I hate to make fun of little girls but she was literally the fugliest thing I've ever seen in my life
 
2013-06-14 05:21:49 PM
CSB -

Ex Hubby was a sports reporter covering the Chiefs.  Billy Ray was in town, and sang the national anthem.  I went with him to the press box that night, since it was a Packers game and the press box gets f'awesome food - and, the press box is a fantastic place to watch a game.

So, Billy Ray's manager comes trotting him in, and offers the reporters 5 minutes each with Billy if they want it for an interview.  A group of old, crusty, Midwestern sports reporters weren't all that interested in speaking with this long-mulleted douche nozzle...but one old guy from the Topeka paper says 'Yeah - I got a question:  Hey, Billy...exactly how do you spell 'Achy.'  The other reporters cracked up, and Billy stormed off.  It was a sight to behold!
 
2013-06-14 05:30:31 PM

Crewmannumber6: For getting a greenlight by simply copying the first line in the article, Subby Subster, all I have to say to you is fark you in your farking fark hole, you farking fark!


Not terribly surprising, I've seen a lot of that lately.  Either that or a straight-up copy of the article's headline.
 
2013-06-14 06:00:40 PM
Maybe they're just one of those touchy-feely families like you often find in the South.

www.disneydreaming.com
 
2013-06-14 06:04:23 PM
not understanding the whole Billy Ray Mullet career. even little Miss Beiber comes out with new albums from time to time (i'm assuming). Mullet had one bad song and it seems like he never worked again.
 
2013-06-14 06:17:20 PM

KrispyKritter: not understanding the whole Billy Ray Mullet career. even little Miss Beiber comes out with new albums from time to time (i'm assuming). Mullet had one bad song and it seems like he never worked again.


He had a fairly successful acting career, and managed not to become an embittered asshat or drug casualty.
 
2013-06-14 07:30:22 PM
Mom sounds brilliant with her angel wings back tattoo.   At least Billy ditched the mullet.
 
2013-06-14 07:47:40 PM

Cletus C.: Maybe they're just one of those touchy-feely families like you often find in the South.

[www.disneydreaming.com image 525x700]


Either the mom is tiny or Miley has an enormous head
 
2013-06-14 11:29:03 PM

I'm just asking questions: Just forget you ever saw it. It's better that way.


well played
 
2013-06-14 11:33:08 PM
After her recent makeover I doubt she's his type anymore. Though how those two things relate together, if they do at all, I couldn't say.
 
2013-06-15 08:58:33 AM

Cletus C.: Maybe they're just one of those touchy-feely families like you often find in the South.

[www.disneydreaming.com image 525x700]


go on . . .
 
2013-06-15 10:00:32 AM

KrispyKritter: not understanding the whole Billy Ray Mullet career. even little Miss Beiber comes out with new albums from time to time (i'm assuming). Mullet had one bad song and it seems like he never worked again.


Actually had a longer recording career than most country artists....and BRC had a decent following before even recording career....and many country artists make $$ touring well after recording career is done (unlike other musical genres)
 
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