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(MassLive)   Pakistani terrorists who tried to poison Boston's water supply are not headed to Gitmo, or even the Hampshire County jail   (masslive.com) divider line 16
    More: Followup, Massachusetts State Police, Quabbin Reservoir, Hampshire County, Gitmo, Massachusetts, Quabbin, complaints, county jail  
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2013-06-14 11:33:38 AM
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meddleRPI: Recent chemical engineering graduates for whom the visit was within their career interests. A career of EVIL VILLAINY, most likely!



At midnight?

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2013-06-14 11:20:41 AM
4 votes:
The FBI and state police later determined that the group was not connected with any terrorist activity, nor was there ever a threat to the water supply.

Subby, did you eat paint chips for breakfast?
2013-06-14 11:27:31 AM
3 votes:
Lousy skinny dipping Pakistani terrorists...
2013-06-14 11:17:08 AM
3 votes:
They do love that dirty water.
2013-06-14 11:37:17 AM
2 votes:
After midnight? And water? Oh, this is not good.

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2013-06-14 11:36:53 AM
2 votes:
"Hey baby, you want to 'poison the reservoir' tonight?"
2013-06-14 11:35:05 AM
2 votes:
Pakistani terrorists who tried to poison Boston's water supply

terrorists?  oh yes they weren't Americans - if so factso terrorists

tried to poison?   they didn't have any chemicals with them, but by virtue of their college majors and ethnicity they must have been up to no good
2013-06-14 04:06:56 PM
1 votes:

Deep Contact: They had to get back to the Pakistani sub.


Falafel and goat on whole wheat?
2013-06-14 01:34:21 PM
1 votes:
Maybe they wanted to drive their Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry (or almost dry).

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2013-06-14 11:50:18 AM
1 votes:

justanotherfarkinfarker: Couldn't they have just said they were gonna have a little gangbang out by the lake? Why all the BS about it being for college. You do that during the F'n day.

/good luck with the TSA anal probes morans.
//maybe just checking to see how good security was and now they know


Maybe they were smuggling an Ebola-laden nuclear device into the reservoir?

We should imagine more horrific things and pretend that they're actually real things to worry about.  Like, maybe they both have Super Gay Terror AIDS, and they were going to take a swim in the reservoir to infect the entire Eastern Seaboard with their Super Gay Terror AIDS.

Or, maybe they were trying to signal the aliens from Planet Granthor who will come down and set all of earth's kittens and puppies on fire.

After all, if we can imagine it, it must be possible, right?

Guilty until proven innocent, you prejudiced motherfarkers.
2013-06-14 11:49:15 AM
1 votes:

Road Rash: Hmm ... has nobody ever heard of the word renaissance?


Verily, these Musselmen were merely enjoying some mead, possibly looking to hook up with some fine wenches.

/And then a puppet show.
2013-06-14 11:43:50 AM
1 votes:
I live near a reservoir, and I sometimes take the dog for a walk up there in the middle of the night when I can't sleep.

Thankfully, I'm white, and any cops who have bothered to stop and question me can immediately see the inherent trust expected with my being a white man, and I've always been allowed to continue on my way without any hassle whatsoever.  A shade or two darker, and I'm sure I'd have been shot.
2013-06-14 11:31:54 AM
1 votes:
I found terrorism under my bed this morning.  Scared the hell out of me.
2013-06-14 11:31:17 AM
1 votes:
if you name your reservoir "Quabbin" you can forgive some Muzzie Fundies from thinking it's a place they are allowed to hang out
2013-06-14 11:27:37 AM
1 votes:
They may well have been taking pictures of the reservoir.  Isn't that grounds for a terrorism charge?  What's this country coming to when we can't arbitrarily throw suspicious people into a lockup somewhere and throw away the key?
2013-06-14 11:18:55 AM
1 votes:
...the alleged trespassers are not facing any criminal charges at this time

...there was no evidence that the people who were stopped at the reservoir near the middle entrance were engaged in terrorism or any crime beyond the trespassing charge.


EXECUTE THEM
 
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