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2013-06-14 10:58:10 AM
45 votes:
Also:

home.comcast.net
2013-06-14 09:31:30 AM
43 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.


YOU NOT CARVE THAT
2013-06-14 09:22:46 AM
34 votes:

kronicfeld: The libertarian idea is the only truly new political idea in the last couple thousand years.

Lolwut


OOK NOT BELIEVE IN BIG STATIST CAVE. OOK BELIEVE IN INDIVIDUAL CAVEMAN LIBERTY.
2013-06-14 10:55:04 AM
32 votes:
OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.
2013-06-14 09:41:27 AM
31 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.


TROG PAUL
2013-06-14 10:18:17 AM
28 votes:
OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING
2013-06-14 09:34:50 AM
22 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.


OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES
2013-06-14 09:34:14 AM
22 votes:
GROG BELIEVES MONKEYS NEED TO PULL THEMSELVES UP EVOLUTIONARY LADDER BY THEIR OWN BOOT STRAPS, ONCE THEY FORMULATE THE NECESSARY LANGUAGE AND TOOLMAKING ABILITIES TO MAKE OWN BOOTS. GROG WORKED HARD FOR BOOTS AND NO ONE GAVE GROG LANGUAGE OR TOOLS.
2013-06-14 09:29:19 AM
22 votes:
OOK HAVE RIGHT TO ASSAULT ROCK. KEEP OOK FAMILY SAFE FROM TIGERS.
2013-06-14 10:32:02 AM
21 votes:

bdub77: BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.


WHEN CAVEMAN TRY HIT CAVEWOMAN WITH CLUB AND DRAG CAVEWOMAN AWAY, CAVEWOMAN HAVE WAY OF SHUTTING THAT WHOLE THING DOWN
2013-06-14 10:07:18 AM
21 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: OOK HAVE ASSAULT SLING TO KEEP SHINY ROCK AND LITTLE OOK SAFE.

GROG STOCKPILING POINTED STICKS FOR EVENTUAL WAR WITH SABRE TOOTHED TIGERS.


CAREFUL. OOK HEAR BIG CAVE TRY TRICK GROG INTO BUYING SAWED OFF STICK IN STING BY BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK
2013-06-14 02:05:11 PM
20 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
GRUNG LIKE STONE BUTTS ME NO CAN LIE
CRO-MAGNON NO CAN DENY
WHEN FEMALE WALK WITH BLOBBY SAGGY WAIST
AND TWO BOULDERS IN GRUNG FACE
ME START DROOLIN' AND ME NO FOOLIN'
THAT BUTT BEST IN WHOLE ACHEULEAN
ME WANT GIVE YOU A LIFT
AND CARVE YOU PETROGLYPH
NEANDERTALS CALLED ME SICK
BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT'S PALEOLITHIC!
2013-06-14 10:54:16 AM
20 votes:
OH LOOK IT THIS CAVE ETCHING AGAIN
2013-06-14 09:31:09 AM
19 votes:

Aarontology: kronicfeld: The libertarian idea is the only truly new political idea in the last couple thousand years.

Lolwut

OOK NOT BELIEVE IN BIG STATIST CAVE. OOK BELIEVE IN INDIVIDUAL CAVEMAN LIBERTY.


GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.
2013-06-14 11:36:07 AM
14 votes:

Jackson Herring: like in some cases literally the same joke with the same exact words


WELCOME TO CAVE
2013-06-14 10:12:03 AM
14 votes:
This thread has become completely silly, and I demand it be stopped at once
biobreak.files.wordpress.com
2013-06-14 12:05:35 PM
13 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 11:24:34 AM
13 votes:
HERE GRUNG PROBLEM
GRUNG ELDERS GO AWAY FOR SOLSTICE
LEFT SHACKLES FOR MAMMOTH UNLOCK
GRUNG NOT THINK THEY MIND
GRUNG TAKE MAMMOTH GO FOR RIDE
SHOW MAMMOTH TO FRIEND IN NEXT CAVE
THINK ABOUT RIDE MAMMOTH AROUND MOUNTAIN
GO RIDE BECAUSE OKAY
SO LISTEN
STOP MAMMOTH NEAR MAMMOTH CROSSING
SEE PRETTY CAVEGIRL
PRETEND TO HAVE TALK WITH SKY WIZARD
MAKE MAMMOTH TRUMPET
PRETTY CAVEGIRL STOP
SHE ASK IF MAMMOTH TRUMPET FOR HER
GRUNG SAY YES
GRUNG ASK HER TO TAKE RIDE ON MAMMOTH
PRETTY CAVEGIRL HAVE DOUBTS BUT GRUNG CONVINCE BECAUSE MAMMOTH NICE
PRETTY CAVEGIRL CLIMB ON
GRUNG AND CAVEGIRL GO GET BRONTOSAURUS RIBS AT MAMMOTH-THRU
CAVEGIRL HUNGRY OTHER WAYS, ASK IF MAMMOTH GO FAST
OF COURSE MAMMOTH GO FAST
WE GO FAST
WE STOPPED BY MAMMOTH WITH FLASHY ROCK HAT
GRUNG FIND OUT CAVEGIRL ACTUAL GIRL, NOT CAVEWOMAN
CAVEMAN WITH FLASHY ROCK ON CHEST-SASH TAKE GRUNG TO SMALL BARRED CAVE
CONTACT TRIBE ELDERS
GRUNG FEAR ABUSE
GRUNG ASK TRIBE ELDERS HOW TRIP
ELDERS NOT HAPPY
ELDERS GIVE GRUNG ABUSE HE FEARS
ELDERS JUST NOT UNDERSTAND
2013-06-14 10:39:30 AM
13 votes:
As someone with caveperson ancestors, I find this all-caps mockery of cavian dialect offensive.
2013-06-14 12:02:52 PM
12 votes:

griffer: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

Shut up, you stupid dick.


Mom?
2013-06-14 09:36:50 AM
12 votes:

Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES


GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.
2013-06-14 10:24:41 AM
11 votes:
greece.greekreporter.com

OOK. I AM DISAPPOINT.
2013-06-14 10:05:48 AM
11 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.

UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.


BROK HELP UGG. BROK PACKAGE MANY CAVE INTO CONSTRUCT BROK CALL CREDIT ROCK SWAP. VERY SIMPLE. UGG AND CAVE OWNER PAY BROK ROCKS, IF CAVE COLLAPSE THEN BROK STILL KEEPS ROCKS AND TAKE YOUR WOMAN IF STILL ALIVE. IT VERY COMPLICATED. SIGN HERE. YOU NOT GO BROKE WITH BROK.
2013-06-14 11:30:05 AM
10 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-06-14 10:22:04 AM
10 votes:
STONEBAMA WENT TO LAND BEYOND WATER FOR VACATION WITH UGLY CAVE WOMAN AND COST GROG 40000000 DINOSAUR BONES PER DAY
2013-06-14 09:56:53 AM
10 votes:
OOK HAVE ASSAULT SLING TO KEEP SHINY ROCK AND LITTLE OOK SAFE.
2013-06-14 12:42:47 PM
9 votes:
i39.tinypic.com
2013-06-14 10:54:22 AM
9 votes:
VORG HEAR STONEBAMA HAVE MAGIC TOOL MAKE SUN GOD AND MOON GOD TRAVEL BACKWARDS
2013-06-14 10:51:48 AM
9 votes:

Diogenes: tricycleracer: TORG AND EEK NOT TORG AND OOK
SKY MAN ONLY RECOGNIZE STRAIGHT CAVEAGE

CROD SAY YOU INSECURE IN SIZE OF OWN CLUB


CAVE DOCTOR HAS BLUE ROCK TO FIX THAT.  BUT IF CLUB STAY LARGER FOR HALF SUN CYCLE, SEE CAVE ER
2013-06-14 10:36:45 AM
9 votes:
WHY ROCKNEY HAVE HORSE THAT DANCE?
2013-06-14 10:31:22 AM
9 votes:
GORG HAVE STRANGEST BONE THING RIGHT NOW.
2013-06-14 10:20:32 AM
9 votes:

Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING


THIS BAD OMEN....FOR STONEBAMA
2013-06-14 10:14:28 AM
9 votes:
OOK THINK SMOKE SIGNAL TAPPING IS VIOLATION OF OOK RIGHTS.
2013-06-14 10:14:24 AM
9 votes:
OOG WANT TO HIT SHOOG ON HEAD WITH ROCK AND MATE BUT NOT FORM BABBY. WHY WON'T GOVERNMENT LET OOG BUY LION SKIN TO WRAP LIL'OOG?
2013-06-14 09:33:21 AM
9 votes:
Libertarianism isn't even an ideal.  It's a fantasy world, populated by raw milk fanatics who want to pay for everything in gold bars, and career college kids who just want free weed.
2013-06-14 12:53:43 PM
8 votes:
DEEP THOUGHTS WITH SKINNYTORG

image.shutterstock.com
2013-06-14 12:18:22 PM
8 votes:
i154.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 12:13:00 PM
8 votes:

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x375]

NOT ENOUGH MOONS PASS YET?


i105.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 11:40:28 AM
8 votes:
Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day
2013-06-14 11:14:23 AM
8 votes:
CHOCK WORKS FOR LIBERTARIANS.  SO CHOCK IS GETTING KICK OUT OF REPLIES ON THIS TABLET.  MANY CAVEMEN THINK THEY HAVE KNOWING OF LIBERTARIANISM, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE TRUST IN CHOCK THAT YOU DO NOT.  YOU JUST ALL TRYING TO SOUND SMARTLIKE WHILE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TALKING ABOUT.  THIS IS HOW THINGS THAT NOT TRUE GET PASSED TO OTHERS.  IF YOU NO KNOW ABOUT WHAT WE TALK ABOUT, DO NOT MAKE SELF SOUND LIKE YOU DO.  REASON THAT SOME CAVEMEN BELIEVE WHATEVER THEY HEAR.
2013-06-14 10:59:44 AM
8 votes:
WHY TRIBE FROM ACROSS RIVER NOT HOOT AND WHISTLE LIKE OOK TRIBE? THEY IN OOK LAND, THEY SPEAK LIKE OOK.
2013-06-14 10:40:16 AM
8 votes:
IF TRIBE DOWN STREAM NOT WANT DRINK FROM RIVER WHERE OOK POOP, TRIBE DOWNSTREAM CAN MOVE. OOK NOT NEED BIG CAVE TO TELL OOK WHERE OOK POOP.
2013-06-14 10:25:37 AM
8 votes:

what_now: STONEBAMA WENT TO LAND BEYOND WATER FOR VACATION WITH UGLY CAVE WOMAN AND COST GROG 40000000 DINOSAUR BONES PER DAY


UGLY CAVE WOMAN TELL TORP EAT TREE BARK AND BUGS WHILE UGLY CAVE WOMAN EAT UPPITY MAMMOTH MEAT HELD OVER FIRE AND ARUGULA
2013-06-14 10:15:45 AM
8 votes:

Aarontology: OOK THINK SMOKE SIGNAL TAPPING IS VIOLATION OF OOK RIGHTS.


IF OOK DO NOTHING WRONG, OOK SHOULD SHUT UP
2013-06-14 10:06:28 AM
8 votes:
TORP TRY BUILD SOCIETY HERE, YOU NOT LIKE IT YOU MOVE TO CAVE IN LAND BEYOND WATER WHICH TORP NOW CALL SOMALIA
2013-06-14 10:00:47 AM
8 votes:

Aarontology: OOK HAVE ASSAULT SLING TO KEEP SHINY ROCK AND LITTLE OOK SAFE.


GROG STOCKPILING POINTED STICKS FOR EVENTUAL WAR WITH SABRE TOOTHED TIGERS.
2013-06-14 09:53:47 AM
8 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.

UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.



TORG KILL DEER BUT WON'T SHARE MEAT.  HALF WILL SPOIL, BUT THAT OKAY. MAYBE YOU LEARN TO KILL DEER YOURSELF NEXT TIME.
2013-06-14 09:52:46 AM
8 votes:

Diogenes: CROD HAVE MANY ROCKS.  ALL WANT CROD'S ROCKS.  BUT CROD LIKE ROCKS.  IF YOU DO ALL THAT CROD DEMANDS, CROD GIVE YOU ROCKS AS REWARD.


GROG SUPPORTS CROD'S RIGHT TO TAKE OTHERS' ROCKS IN HOPES THAT HE MIGHT GET ROCKS LATER.
2013-06-14 09:43:26 AM
8 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.


UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.
2013-06-14 11:33:52 AM
7 votes:
CAVEMEN NOT READ CARVINGS FROM OTHER CAVEMEN. SAME HA-HAS CARVED THAT ALREADY CARVED. INTERCAVE RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING
2013-06-14 11:14:53 AM
7 votes:
SHOOG GET MEDICAVE AND ROCK STAMPS. NO ONE HELP SHOOG
2013-06-14 11:10:41 AM
7 votes:
WISH TRIBE WAS STILL RULED BY KING RAG GON. RAG ON SON OF SKY GOD.

RAG GON CAUSE WALLS TO FALL WITH VOICE.
2013-06-14 10:29:42 AM
7 votes:
STONEBAMA
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v    v       v    v

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-14 10:17:42 AM
7 votes:

Diogenes: Aarontology: OOK THINK SMOKE SIGNAL TAPPING IS VIOLATION OF OOK RIGHTS.

IF OOK DO NOTHING WRONG, OOK SHOULD SHUT UP


OOK FREE MAN. DON'T TREAD ON OOK.
2013-06-14 10:14:29 AM
7 votes:
I think Fark should send Gary Larsen some royalty checks for this thread...
2013-06-14 10:12:41 AM
7 votes:
CROD THINK YOU ALL CRAZY.  CROD GO START NEW CAVESTITUTION TRIBE.
2013-06-14 12:28:56 PM
6 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: HEARD BAD NEWS ABOUT STEVEN KING. KING DIE IN HOME IN BANGOR MAINE. WILL MISS KING A LOT.


BANGOR? TORP NOT EVEN CLUB HER
2013-06-14 12:00:36 PM
6 votes:
ICE AGE IS MYTH MADE UP BY AL KORE. AL SELL MORE ETCHINGS, WASTE ICE IN BIG CAVE. WAKE UP, SHEEPLASAURUSES!
2013-06-14 11:42:33 AM
6 votes:

BunkoSquad: tricycleracer: ROCK STONEBAMA THINK WHEEL IS FUTURE.  BIG CAVE SHOULD NOT PICK WINNERS AND LOSERS.

TORG THINK CAVE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO SARAH PALEO AND DRILL FOR MORE ROCK UNDER OWN CAVE


KEEP INSERTING MANSTICK INTO LAZY WHITE BIRD
2013-06-14 11:33:24 AM
6 votes:
CODE MONKEY LIKE FRITOS, CODE MONKEY LIKE TAB AND MOUNTAIN DEW, WAIT, THINK AM IN WRONG THREAD.
2013-06-14 11:17:01 AM
6 votes:
CHOCK SIT ON CHAIR AND NOW TESTICLES STUCK IN STICKS.  CHOCK WANT STICKS REGULATED NOW TO PROTECT CHILDREN.
2013-06-14 11:10:10 AM
6 votes:
BROK WANT TO SHRINK SIZE OF BIG CAVE UNTIL BIG CAVE CAN BE DROWNED IN WATERING HOLE.
2013-06-14 11:09:54 AM
6 votes:

Aarontology: Bloody William: THROG NOT SEE WHAT WRONG MAKING CAVEMAN SHOW ROCK TO VOTE. HOW HARD TO GET ROCK? BEST WAY TO KNOW IF CAVEMAN CAN VOTE!

VOTE ROCK COST SHINY ROCK. SHINY ROCK TO VOTE KEEP OBSIDIAN TRIBE FROM VOTE DURING TIME OF THOG CROW.


GROG WANT TO PROTECT THE VOTING PROCESS. GROG KNOW SABRE TOOTH TRIBE ONLY VOTE FOR OBSIDIANS BECAUSE THEY GET FREE BERRIES.
2013-06-14 11:07:59 AM
6 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.

THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.


GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.
2013-06-14 11:01:53 AM
6 votes:

Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.


YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.
2013-06-14 10:57:49 AM
6 votes:
IS CAVEGHAZI A SCANDAL YET?
2013-06-14 10:51:55 AM
6 votes:

bglove25: BRAP MOVE ALL NRO THREADS CAVEMAN THREADS NOW ON.


TORP THINK THIS BEST IDEA SINCE URD GROUND WHEAT INTO FLOUR, ADDED YEAST SALT AND WATER, LEFT IN FIRE BOX FOR LENGTH OF TIME, THEN TOOK IT OUT AND SLICED IT
2013-06-14 10:49:14 AM
6 votes:

Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.


IF YOU HAVING WOMAN HURTS, MOG HURT FOR YOU; MOG HAVE MANY HURTS, BUT NOT WOMAN.

// MOG CHILD NAMED BLOO IVEE
2013-06-14 10:46:41 AM
6 votes:
BRAP MOVE ALL NRO THREADS CAVEMAN THREADS NOW ON.
2013-06-14 10:37:02 AM
6 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM


CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT
2013-06-14 10:27:29 AM
6 votes:

what_now: [greece.greekreporter.com image 240x312]

OOK. I AM DISAPPOINT.


OOK SAY COME AT ME OOG.
2013-06-14 10:24:55 AM
6 votes:
TRONK WONDER WHY CAVE MAN ALWAYS YELL
2013-06-14 10:13:57 AM
6 votes:

BunkoSquad: TORP TRY BUILD SOCIETY HERE, YOU NOT LIKE IT YOU MOVE TO CAVE IN LAND BEYOND WATER WHICH TORP NOW CALL SOMALIA


GROND SEE LAND BEYOND WATER FROM TOP OF CAVE. GROND PROTECT.
2013-06-14 10:09:52 AM
6 votes:

WI241TH: TORG KILL DEER BUT WON'T SHARE MEAT. HALF WILL SPOIL, BUT THAT OKAY. MAYBE YOU LEARN TO KILL DEER YOURSELF NEXT TIME.


TORP NO NEED BUREAUCRATIC GOVERNMENT AGENCY TELL HIM IF SPOILED MEAT BAD FOR TORP OR NOT BAD FOR TORP
2013-06-14 10:06:51 AM
6 votes:
IF OOG WANT TO SMOKE WEED, OOG IS GROWN MAN!
2013-06-14 09:47:21 AM
6 votes:
CROD HAVE MANY ROCKS.  ALL WANT CROD'S ROCKS.  BUT CROD LIKE ROCKS.  IF YOU DO ALL THAT CROD DEMANDS, CROD GIVE YOU ROCKS AS REWARD.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-14 04:27:42 PM
5 votes:

ranold: [24.media.tumblr.com image 240x280]


i208.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 02:26:47 PM
5 votes:
bighugelabs.com
2013-06-14 01:55:33 PM
5 votes:
oi40.tinypic.com
2013-06-14 01:49:21 PM
5 votes:

CrazyCracka420: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 338x450]

Penis goes where?


GRIND GRAIN, ROLL THOGINA, FIND WETCAVE.
2013-06-14 01:28:10 PM
5 votes:

griffer: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

Shut up, you stupid dick.


i208.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 01:07:02 PM
5 votes:
ME HAVE CAVE NAME APPROPRIATE. ME APPROVE CAVE ETCHING. NOT SEE SUCH GOOD ETCHING IN MANY MOONS, HAS RENEWED FAITH IN TRIBE OF FARK.ROCK

/TILTED STICK
//MORE TILTED STICK
/// 3 TIME TILTED STICK STILL FUNNY
//NOW BEATING EOHIPPUS
/EOHIPPUS EXTINCT NOW
2013-06-14 12:47:35 PM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com

GRUNG THERE, LITTLE-GRUNG
2013-06-14 12:18:49 PM
5 votes:
IF VARG LEAVE HERE WHEN SUN RISE
WOULD TRIBE REMEMBER HIM?
VARG MUST TREK BEYOND THE MOUNTAINS AND SEAS
TO SEE THE LAND BEYOND THE SETTING SUN
IF VARG STAYED WITH CAVEWOMAN
TIME WOULD NOT PASS LIKE IN DAYS OF OLD
VARG IS FREE LIKE PTERODACTYL
AND PTERODACTYL NOT EVOLVE.
2013-06-14 11:39:29 AM
5 votes:

tricycleracer: ROCK STONEBAMA THINK WHEEL IS FUTURE.  BIG CAVE SHOULD NOT PICK WINNERS AND LOSERS.


TORG THINK CAVE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO SARAH PALEO AND DRILL FOR MORE ROCK UNDER OWN CAVE
2013-06-14 11:38:09 AM
5 votes:

bdub77: THIS CAVE JUST PLACE TO REPEAT STUFF SAID ON 4GRANITE ANYWAY.


4GRANITE FULL OF MAN WHO LAY WITH WOLF-DOG AND MAN WHO WANT MAKE CAVE DRAW OF WOMAN YOUNGER THAN DOZEN SEASONS.
2013-06-14 11:36:54 AM
5 votes:

kronicfeld: Weigard: CAVEMEN NOT READ CARVINGS FROM OTHER CAVEMEN. SAME HA-HAS CARVED THAT ALREADY CARVED. INTERCAVE RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING

THIS CAVE JUST BECOMING CAVEDDIT. WHEN IMPLEMENT UPROCK AND DOWNROCK?


THIS CAVE JUST PLACE TO REPEAT STUFF SAID ON 4GRANITE ANYWAY.
2013-06-14 11:34:01 AM
5 votes:

Jackson Herring: ok at this point people who didn't actualyl read the thread are just making the same jokes we all already made. the internet ruins literally everything


YOU HAVE RUSTLED CAVEJIMMIES?
2013-06-14 11:32:08 AM
5 votes:
WE GET IT, HE'S OBSIDIAN
2013-06-14 11:29:32 AM
5 votes:
STONEBAMA

WHAR BIRTH SHALE

WHAR

#TCOC
2013-06-14 11:28:24 AM
5 votes:

Aarontology: IF SOME CAVEMENT NOT LIKE GROG CAVE, THEY CAN GO TO 49 OTHER CAVE.


TORP THING "CAVES' RIGHTS" JUST CODE FOR OWNING OTHER CAVEPEOPLE LIKE CATTLE ONCE CAVE GET HANG OF LIVESTOCK DOMESTICATION
2013-06-14 11:24:57 AM
5 votes:
i253.photobucket.com
GORK WRITE ON CAVE WALL, CALL ME REPUBLICAN WITH PONYTAIL AND BONG AGAIN - ME THROW BIG FITNEXT TIME ME THROW BIG SPEAR.
2013-06-14 11:17:42 AM
5 votes:

cheeseaholic: CHOCK SIT ON CHAIR AND NOW TESTICLES STUCK IN STICKS.  CHOCK WANT STICKS REGULATED NOW TO PROTECT CHILDREN.


CHOCK NEED HELP SOONISH?
2013-06-14 11:10:59 AM
5 votes:
SHOOG JUST WANT MY CAVE BACK
2013-06-14 11:03:52 AM
5 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.


STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.
2013-06-14 11:03:28 AM
5 votes:
HAHA THIS IS UN-21.  ALL YOUR CAVE ARE BELONG TO US.  YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR SUNDIAL

HAHAHAHAHA
2013-06-14 10:53:26 AM
5 votes:

make me some tea: What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin on in here?


THREAD NOW STONES
2013-06-14 10:50:33 AM
5 votes:
What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin on in here?
2013-06-14 10:48:44 AM
5 votes:
TORP SHAKE HEAD AT CAVESHEEPLE IN THREAD WHO NOT SEE WRITING ON CAVE WALL
2013-06-14 10:46:57 AM
5 votes:
STONEBAMA TARGETED PTERODACTYL ATTACKS VIOLATION OF DUE PROCESS
2013-06-14 10:43:37 AM
5 votes:
TORG AND EEK NOT TORG AND OOK
SKY MAN ONLY RECOGNIZE STRAIGHT CAVEAGE
2013-06-14 10:39:17 AM
5 votes:

what_now: WHY ROCKNEY HAVE HORSE THAT DANCE?


LEAVE ROCKFALCA ALONE
2013-06-14 10:38:41 AM
5 votes:

lockers: Libertarianism is the most misunderstood of all political philosophies. It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology: Individualism, personal accountability, enterprise and discovery. What conservatism and liberalism have discarded in their race to bury the age of enlightenment, libertarianism seeks to restore. The problem is people need such an affront to care that we are lead into the dark recesses by both the progressives and the conservatives.


THAG DISLIKE WORD WITH PUNY LETTERS. YOU MUST BE MAN WHO AFRAID TO MATE WITH SMILODON. WHY YOU HATE FREEDOM?
2013-06-14 10:33:52 AM
5 votes:

bdub77: ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.


ROCKNEY HIDES HUNDREDS OF PELTS IN LAND BEYOND SEA AND COMPLAINS THAT HIS PELT TAX TOO HIGH. SHOOB NOT TRUST ROCKYEY
2013-06-14 10:31:37 AM
5 votes:

Jackson Herring: STONEMABA
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v    v       v    v

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ME FIX FOR YOU.  COST 5 ROCKS.
2013-06-14 10:31:17 AM
5 votes:

bdub77: BROK NOTICE LAND UP NORTH OWE NO ROCKS TO OTHER LANDS AND OFFER UNIVERSAL PELTCARE. IF STONEBAMA RE-ELECTED WILL MOVE TO THIS PLACE.


LAND UP NORTH HAVE STICK CONTROL. LAND UP NORTH NOT FREE.
2013-06-14 10:30:11 AM
5 votes:

WI241TH: bdub77: Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING

BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.

TORG NO WANT WOMEN TO USE TORG'S ROCKS TO STOP BABBYS. WOMEN SHOULD FIND OWN ROCKS.


BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.
2013-06-14 10:22:34 AM
5 votes:

what_now: OOK WANT INVADERS FROM LAND BEYOND WATER TO STEAL HIS ROCKS??? THEN OOK STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT RIGHTS, OR OOK NO LOVE HOMECAVE


NO BLOOD FOR PELTS! IROCK IS NOT THREAT TO OOK.

BunkoSquad: THIS BAD OMEN....FOR STONEBAMA


THIS STONEBAMA BATTLE OF ROCKERLOO.
2013-06-14 10:21:36 AM
5 votes:

Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING


BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.
2013-06-14 10:20:02 AM
5 votes:

Aarontology: Diogenes: Aarontology: OOK THINK SMOKE SIGNAL TAPPING IS VIOLATION OF OOK RIGHTS.

IF OOK DO NOTHING WRONG, OOK SHOULD SHUT UP

OOK FREE MAN. DON'T TREAD ON OOK.


OOK WANT INVADERS FROM LAND BEYOND WATER TO STEAL HIS ROCKS???  THEN OOK STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT RIGHTS, OR OOK NO LOVE HOMECAVE
2013-06-14 10:09:01 AM
5 votes:

Aarontology: BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK


Aarontology: BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK


Aarontology: BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK

2013-06-14 03:22:42 PM
4 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-06-14 02:02:49 PM
4 votes:
Ohhh, and epic political thread...this must be good

*scans thread*

cdn.wl.uproxx.com
2013-06-14 02:01:13 PM
4 votes:
i865.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 01:59:42 PM
4 votes:

megarian: heap: megarian: phaseolus: megarian: MEGR THINKS SHE WAS AT SAME WEDDING. GOT PALEOLICKIT WITH BRIDESMAID.

CAVE PAINTING OR NO HAPPEN

NO WANT IT TO END UP ON TRIBES PUBLIC ROCK WALL

YOU CLOSE EYES WHILE OOK CARVE. TRIBE NO SEE.

BRING FIREWATER AND PELTS. DEAL.


DISREGARD CAVEWOMEN. ACQUIRE ROCKS.
2013-06-14 01:41:29 PM
4 votes:
oi42.tinypic.com
2013-06-14 01:19:12 PM
4 votes:
i40.tinypic.com
2013-06-14 01:16:22 PM
4 votes:
I object to the blatant stereotyping of cave-people in this thread. Despite your assumptions I assure you that many of us have mastered proper use of the shift key.
2013-06-14 12:26:19 PM
4 votes:
i39.tinypic.com
2013-06-14 12:06:22 PM
4 votes:
i154.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 12:02:32 PM
4 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.


Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along?  Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?
2013-06-14 11:54:40 AM
4 votes:
www.bloodpooptears.com

I'LL BE ON MY SLAB
2013-06-14 11:49:21 AM
4 votes:
WHY BIG CAVE NOT TELL US WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO WTCAVE 7?

// CARVE IT OUT
// BUY MY ETCHING "LOOSE ROCKS" TO LEARN MORE
2013-06-14 11:42:56 AM
4 votes:
THREAD MAKE DORG SPIT WATER WITH LAUGHTER. DORG NEED NEW CHARCOAL STICK.
2013-06-14 11:31:45 AM
4 votes:
CLAN SHOULD PROTECT ZOK RIGHT TO TAKE 8-SEASON OLD MATE

CLAN SHOULD NOT PROTECT GORT RIGHT TO TAKE MAN MATE

GROB AND ATA, NOT GROB AND GRATA
2013-06-14 11:30:10 AM
4 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: NEED MORE SHINY ROCK TO KEEP UP CONFIDENCE OF CAVE INVESTORS.


SET OOK EMPLOYEE ON FIRE IN COST SAVING MEASURE. ROCK STOCK UP THREE POINT.

BunkoSquad: TORP THING "CAVES' RIGHTS" JUST CODE FOR OWNING OTHER CAVEPEOPLE LIKE CATTLE ONCE CAVE GET HANG OF LIVESTOCK DOMESTICATION


OOK BET THAT WHAT NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF CAVE PEOPLE TELL TORP TO THINK.
2013-06-14 11:28:14 AM
4 votes:
REAL CAVEMAN NOT MEMBER CAVEMAN GROUPS. REAL CAVEMAN JUST JOIN WITH CAVEMAN GROUP LOTS. CAVEMAN OWN PERSON, NOT MEMBER. CAVEMAN WAIT FOR CARVING FRIENDLY NONTHREATENING CAVEWOMAN, VOTE FOR HER. SHE REAL MAVEROCK.
2013-06-14 11:22:15 AM
4 votes:
BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.
2013-06-14 11:21:27 AM
4 votes:
AFTER CAVE AND CAVE-NEXT-DOOR HIT BY BIG ROCKS THROWN BY TRIBE ACROSS SAND CAVEMEN EXPECT BIG CAVE KNOW ALL AND KEEP SAFE FROM ALL TRIBE. CAVEMAN NEED LEARN BIG CAVE EITHER KNOW ALL OR CAVEMAN KEEP SECRETS IN CAVE. GROND AM SAY THIS ALL TIME, BUT CAVEMEN JUST ACCUSE GROND OF LOVING TRIBE ACROSS SAND. LOOK LIKE PELT ON OTHER SHOULDER NOW.
2013-06-14 11:20:21 AM
4 votes:

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


IF KNOW ONLY ONE CAVE SPEAK, HOW YOU DO BUSINESS IN OTHER TRIBES?  BUY ROSETTA STONE INSTEAD
2013-06-14 11:18:08 AM
4 votes:

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!
2013-06-14 11:15:06 AM
4 votes:

theknuckler_33: What OOK during private time might look like


OOK TOLD YOU XROCK KINECT SPY ON OOK.
2013-06-14 11:14:58 AM
4 votes:

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


THAG KNOW WHO ELSE THINK MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK...
2013-06-14 11:13:05 AM
4 votes:

Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.


SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.
2013-06-14 11:10:46 AM
4 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.

THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.

GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.


LET UGG GUESS - GROG HAS MANY OBSIDIAN FRIENDS AS PROOF?
2013-06-14 11:10:07 AM
4 votes:
DAG THINK BOTH SIDES BAD. THAT BE THE PROBLEM. DAG PICK OTHER CAVE GROUP INSTEAD. DAG FEEL BETTER THAN YOU FOR IT.
2013-06-14 11:07:28 AM
4 votes:

vernonFL: WHY STONEBAMA NO WEAR SYMBOL OF HIS TRIBE ON DEERSKIN COAT?


STONEBAMA NOT EVEN BORN HERE! STONEBAMA GO BACK TO OLDUVAI GORGE!
2013-06-14 11:07:22 AM
4 votes:

Bloody William: THROG NOT SEE WHAT WRONG MAKING CAVEMAN SHOW ROCK TO VOTE. HOW HARD TO GET ROCK? BEST WAY TO KNOW IF CAVEMAN CAN VOTE!


VOTE ROCK COST SHINY ROCK. SHINY ROCK TO VOTE KEEP OBSIDIAN TRIBE FROM VOTE DURING TIME OF THOG CROW.
2013-06-14 11:06:03 AM
4 votes:

Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.


THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.
2013-06-14 11:05:17 AM
4 votes:
WHY STONEBAMA NO WEAR SYMBOL OF HIS TRIBE ON DEERSKIN COAT?
2013-06-14 11:02:26 AM
4 votes:
SLARG READ THIS WHOLE ETCHING. SLARG NOW LAUGH AT WORKCAVE. OTHER CAVEWORKERS LOOK FUNNY AT SLARG.

SLARG FEARS CAVEBOSS FINDING SLARG LAUGHING.

WORKCAVE NO PLACE FOR LAUGHTIME.
2013-06-14 11:01:14 AM
4 votes:

Tyrone Slothrop: what_now: lockers: It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology:

The bootstrappy guy with all the slaves?

Libertarianism only works if you have an army of slaves:
[www.angryflower.com image 790x416]


THIS AM THROG GALT. ALL YOU IN CAVES LISTEN TO PEOPLE IN CAVES, YOU GIVE ROCKS TO PEOPLE WITH NO ROCKS. ME HAVE ROCKS, BUT ROCKS NOT IMPORTANT. ME HAVE IDEAS OF ROCKS, MAKE ME BETTER, PAY ROCKS TO OTHER PEOPLE BUT THEY OWE ME FOR ROCK IDEAS. ME MAKE FIRE. WATCH CAVES BURN WHILE I HAVE ALL ROCKS.
2013-06-14 10:55:46 AM
4 votes:

vernonFL: VORG HEAR STONEBAMA HAVE MAGIC TOOL MAKE SUN GOD AND MOON GOD TRAVEL BACKWARDS


TROG BELIEVE ROCKBAMA HISTORY BIGGEST RAPTOR
2013-06-14 10:55:10 AM
4 votes:
BROK NOT NOTICE BUT OTHERS NOTICE STONEBAMA DIFFERENT COLOR, MAKE BROK AGITATED FOR SOME REASON.
2013-06-14 10:52:37 AM
4 votes:

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Dr Dreidel: Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.

IF YOU HAVING WOMAN HURTS, MOG HURT FOR YOU; MOG HAVE MANY HURTS, BUT NOT WOMAN.

// MOG CHILD NAMED BLOO IVEE

MOG WOMAN VERY HOT. MOG HAVE ALL LUCK.


shot97.com

// not that I disagree
// BeyBey's reaction to this thread
2013-06-14 10:51:21 AM
4 votes:
I want to make babies with this thread.
2013-06-14 10:50:04 AM
4 votes:

what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE


STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.
2013-06-14 10:47:21 AM
4 votes:

bdub77: kronicfeld: Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.

THAG SAY GROND HAVE WOMAN PROBLEM, THAG FEEL BAD FOR GROND, SON?

BROK WOMAN COOK FOR HIM AND ALWAYS GIVE HIM ROCK JOBS. NEVER HAVE PROBLEM.


BROK WOMAN REAL DOLL? BROK kwame?
2013-06-14 10:47:09 AM
4 votes:

tricycleracer: TORG AND EEK NOT TORG AND OOK
SKY MAN ONLY RECOGNIZE STRAIGHT CAVEAGE


CROD SAY YOU INSECURE IN SIZE OF OWN CLUB
2013-06-14 10:45:37 AM
4 votes:
WHEN BIG CAVE GONE, HIRE FIGHT-SOLVER CLAN TO HIT BAD MEN. IF BAD MEN HIRE DIFFERENT FIGHT-SOLVER CLAN, THEY GET TOGETHER AND WORK IT OUT WITHOUT FIGHT.

THIS WHAT CAVEMEN REALLY THINK.
2013-06-14 10:41:53 AM
4 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL


TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.
2013-06-14 10:37:12 AM
4 votes:
BIG SKY MAN ALSO TELL BROK THAT IF MAN DRAG OTHER MAN INTO CAVE, BIG SKY MAN LAW IS VIOLATED, EVEN IF BROK NOT AFFECTED BY IT.
2013-06-14 10:34:49 AM
4 votes:
OOK MATE HAVE BABBY. OOK NAME BABBY RAND.
2013-06-14 10:33:43 AM
4 votes:

bdub77: ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.


TROG AGREE WITH ROCKNEY "LEMON, WET, GOOD" PLATFORM. ROCKNEY OFFER BOLD LEADERSHIP FOR COMING HARVEST SEASONS
2013-06-14 10:28:57 AM
4 votes:

Aarontology: bdub77: BROK NOW SICK, FOUND OUT HE HAS PREEXISTING STONEDITION. BROK NOW IN FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE.

LITTLE OOK HIT LIFETIME SHINY ROCK LIMIT FOR CARE. OOK CONFLICTED.


BROK NOTICE LAND UP NORTH OWE NO ROCKS TO OTHER LANDS AND OFFER UNIVERSAL PELTCARE. IF STONEBAMA RE-ELECTED WILL MOVE TO THIS PLACE.
2013-06-14 10:27:54 AM
4 votes:

bdub77: Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING

BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.


TORG NO WANT WOMEN TO USE TORG'S ROCKS TO STOP BABBYS. WOMEN SHOULD FIND OWN ROCKS.
2013-06-14 10:23:30 AM
4 votes:

bdub77: BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.


DON'T STEAL FROM OOKCARE TO PAY FOR SOCIALIZED WITCH DOCTOR
2013-06-14 10:17:04 AM
4 votes:

kronicfeld: GROND SEE LAND BEYOND WATER FROM TOP OF CAVE. GROND PROTECT.


GROND SOON BE GREETED WITH FLOWERS AS LIBERATOR OF LAND GROND PROTECT
2013-06-14 09:56:01 AM
4 votes:
Let me see if I can sum it up:

coreybradshaw.files.wordpress.com
2013-06-14 09:38:44 AM
4 votes:
Hand him a 100 and spackle on some bad makeup and he looks just like his smother.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-06-14 09:35:58 AM
4 votes:
Libertarians are the atheists of the political world, in that many of them will loudly and frequently tell you they are that thing, but a very small percentage of them -- a miniscule amount, really -- actually know what being that thing means. Most of them have chosen to self-label as a reaction to something else, not out of conscious selection, and almost none of them can identify more than the most patently obvious truisms about their "chosen" belief system. They know what they've been told, or what they've read about being told, and that's about it.
2013-06-14 09:11:22 AM
4 votes:
Liberterianism would work just fine if everyone just followed the rules.
m00
2013-06-14 06:54:53 PM
3 votes:

CheatCommando: This dwarfs them because a certain silliness erupted and was run with. Fully 80 percent of the comments (including some of mine) in here have nothing to do with the topic except in the most tenuous way. I would have to ask if you have even given the most cursory of readings of this thing if you feel that way.


Fair enough, here's my contribution:

IN WEST OLDUVAI, UGG BORN IN CAVEROOM
ON LUSH LANDSCAPE UGG SPEND TIME BEATING ROCKS TO MAKE BOOM
HUNT SMALL GAME, COLLECT SEEDS AND NUTS
UGG TRIBE MOVE OUT OF CAVE INTO GRASS HUT.
ONE DAY AIR GET COLD, GREAT RIVER GO DRY
TRIBE MAKE HUMAN SACRIFICE BUT STILL MANY DIE
OTHER HOMINID ATTACK AND UGG GET HURT
VILLAGE ELDER SAY "UGG, YOU MIGRATE TO EUROPE."

UGG START WALKING NORTH, INVENT TOOL TO CARRY WATER
AFTER MANY YEAR UGG BRAIN GET SMARTER
UGG DEVELOP COMPLEX LANGUAGE, LEARN RITUAL DANCE
UGG THINK "UGG AND UGG OFFSPRING GO TO  PLACE CALLED FRANCE"

UGG ENTER NEW TERRITORY, AND UGG HAPPY THERE
UGG FIND PEOPLE CALLED NEANDERTHAL COVERED IN HAIR
UGG MATE WITH WOMEN
KILL REST UGG DID
THEN UGG DECLARE HIMSELF FRESH PRINCE OF HOMINIDS
2013-06-14 04:59:11 PM
3 votes:

Victoly: SordidEuphemism: HERE GRUNG PROBLEM...

NOW TELL HOW GRUNG BECOME SON-ELDER OF CAVE CALL ROCK-AIR


SIT AND LISTEN FOR ELDER TALE
THIS STORY ABOUT GRUNG LIFE CHANGE
PLACE WHERE SUN SET IN LAND OF BROTHERS WHERE GRUNG BORN
SPENT MANY SUNS THROWING ROCK THROUGH CIRCLE
BUT OTHER TRIBE CAUSE PROBLEM, STEAL ROCK, EAT ALL BERRIES
SHE-ELDER SENT GRUNG TO SISTER-SHE-ELDER AT TAR PITS
GRUNG SCREECH AND MAMMOTH-RIDE COME
DANGLY METAL PLATE HANG FROM TAIL
DANGLY DEAD SQUIRREL HANG FROM EARS
STRANGE MAMMOTH BUT GRUNG RIDE ANYWAY
WE GO TO TAR PITS
GRUNG GET THERE AT SUNSET, TELL MAMMOTH HE STINKY
FIND FANCY ROOM NEAR TAR PIT CAVE
SIT DOWN AND AM CALLED NEW HE-ELDER OF TAR PIT
2013-06-14 04:53:57 PM
3 votes:
STOP.  BADGE TIME:

lh4.googleusercontent.com
2013-06-14 03:06:19 PM
3 votes:

WTF Indeed: Grand_Moff_Joseph: WTF Indeed: Grand_Moff_Joseph: WTF Indeed: LOR SAYS MOON GOD BETTER THAN SUN GOD SO LOR HAS RIGHT TO STEAL FROM SUN GOD PEOPLE

INDEED.  NIGHTMARE MOON IS BEST GOD

NIGHTMARE MOON IS FALSE GOD! BLOOD MOON IS ONLY GOD *GRABS POINTED STICK*

DO NOT MAKE UGG CALL SUMMON THE POWERFUL REDACTED.  HE WILL WASH YOU AWAY IN A FLOOD OF MAPLE SYRUP, AND BURN YOU WITH THE FIRES OF LOW QUALITY VODAK

*LOUD AND UNINTELLIGIBLE GRUNTING NOISES*


PULL WATER HIGH PUSH WATER LOW. NO EXPLAIN.
2013-06-14 02:46:57 PM
3 votes:

Crude: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

Don't you dare complain about the content of the Politics tab when you're the piece of shiat who is responsible for creating both the content and the political slant of the drivel found there.


Your website is dying. I couldn't be happier about that. (When articles have less than 50 - 100 comments on them, and most of those are from the same users, it's dead)


/RIP Digg FARK


YOU NOT SUPPOSED PUT STICK IN OWN BUTT. TAKE OUT STICK.
2013-06-14 02:38:42 PM
3 votes:

mdeesnuts: heap: Boobies  Break!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 338x450]

MOOG HAVE CROMULENT BOONER RIGHT NOW


SMILODON WATCHING YOU RUB CLUB FROM TOP OF CAVE.
2013-06-14 02:27:55 PM
3 votes:

flucto: Screw Libertarians with their card catalogs and always shushing everyone and never having the book you want.


twittech.files.wordpress.com
Approves
2013-06-14 02:25:07 PM
3 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.

AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?


OOK GO TO STONE DEPOT PARKING LOT. OOK FIND MANY WORKERS WHO TAKE ONLY PEBBLES.
2013-06-14 02:13:16 PM
3 votes:

CrazyCracka420: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 338x450]

Penis goes where?


LOKAR NOT CLUB IT -  POINTY LEG BEND
2013-06-14 02:04:20 PM
3 votes:
WANT: SOMEBODY GO TO FUTURE WITH UG. THIS NO FUNNY. YOU GET ROCKS WHEN GET BACK. MUST BRING OWN STICK. SAFETY NOT KNOW. UG HAVE DONE THIS ONLY ONCE BEFORE.
2013-06-14 01:50:06 PM
3 votes:

red5ish: BOTH TRIBES BAD.


SO PICK OLD PALE MAN TRIBE.
2013-06-14 01:13:38 PM
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-14 01:04:41 PM
3 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
Look, this is all very awkward.  You cavemen never even existed.
2013-06-14 12:59:40 PM
3 votes:
i208.photobucket.com
THEY BE SURRENDER OR BURIED IN THEIR CAVES
2013-06-14 12:55:49 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-06-14 12:45:42 PM
3 votes:

KiltedBastich: FloydA: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x375]

NOT ENOUGH MOONS PASS YET?

[i105.photobucket.com image 600x411]

Dammit man I'm going to get you for this. I just lost it again. I am not supposed to be face down on my desk laughing so hard I am crying. Thank goodness it's lunch hour.


i105.photobucket.com

WAKE UP MAMMOTHPLE!!
2013-06-14 12:02:39 PM
3 votes:
Gallant sees that people are having a good time and joins in on the fun.

Griffer sees that people are having a good time and shiates in the punch bowl.
2013-06-14 12:00:58 PM
3 votes:

Aarontology: OOK STILL FREE THANK SKY MAN.


TORP PROUD TO BE INHABITANT OF THIS CAVE
WHERE AT LEAST TORP KNOW TORP FREE
I WON'T FORGET BRAVE CAVEMEN EATEN BY SABER-TOOTH TIGERS
FOR THEY LEFT CAVE TO TORP
AND TORP STAND UP NEXT TO OOG
AND DEFEND CAVE FROM TIGERS
THERE IS NO DOUBT TORP LOVE CAVE
BIG SKY MAN BLESS THIS CAVE
2013-06-14 11:51:26 AM
3 votes:
images.wikia.com
2013-06-14 11:47:35 AM
3 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: SOUND LIKE PLOT OF BIOROCK.


BIOROCK AM DUMB! ROCKTURE FAIL BECAUSE TOO MUCH BIG CAVE CONTROL! IF ONLY RYAN CUT ROCK TAXES, ROCKTURE STILL BE HERE TODAY.
2013-06-14 11:46:17 AM
3 votes:
(reposted to main from politics)

i39.tinypic.com
2013-06-14 11:45:49 AM
3 votes:

gameshowhost: TONDA UP TO HERE WITH CAVES! TONDA BUILD PLATFORM ON BIG WATER.


SOUND LIKE PLOT OF BIOROCK.
2013-06-14 11:42:44 AM
3 votes:
all i know is libertarianism leads to fedoras

and fedoras strongly correlate with creepy-goetee-loner-mcdouchefaces who think women owe them sex and whine about being put in friend zones
2013-06-14 11:41:07 AM
3 votes:

kronicfeld: bdub77: THIS CAVE JUST PLACE TO REPEAT STUFF SAID ON 4GRANITE ANYWAY.

4GRANITE FULL OF MAN WHO LAY WITH WOLF-DOG AND MAN WHO WANT MAKE CAVE DRAW OF WOMAN YOUNGER THAN DOZEN SEASONS.


ZOK SEE CAVEDDIT CARVINGS HALF-MOON-CYCLE LATER ON HORNETFEED
2013-06-14 11:36:52 AM
3 votes:
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RIP GOLT
2013-06-14 11:28:07 AM
3 votes:
CHOCK UPSET ABOUT USING NEW "ARROWS" TO SLAY ENEMIES.  IT NOT GOOD.  ENEMIES SHOULD BE SLAIN WITH CLUB OR BIG ROCKS.  NOT WITH ARROWS WHICH NO NEAR PERSON CONTROLLING IT!
2013-06-14 11:25:54 AM
3 votes:

kronicfeld: GROG THINK SACRIFICE WOMAN ON FIRE IMPORTANT TO SKY MAN. THINK FIVE ON CAVE COUNCIL CRAZY FIND THAT BIG CAVE BAN SACRIFICE TO SKY MAN PASSES YELLOW FRUIT TEST. OTHER FOUR SMART, NOT THEM. SACRIFICE TO SKY MAN TRADITION! LIKE OWN OBSIDIANS!


GROND FORGET OWN NAME! THANK STONEBAMA!
2013-06-14 11:13:59 AM
3 votes:
LONG CAVE CARVING BIG DISTRACTION.  TRIBE ELDERS NOT HAPPY CROD NOT HUNTING AND GATHERING.
2013-06-14 11:12:50 AM
3 votes:

bdub77: BROK WANT TO SHRINK SIZE OF BIG CAVE UNTIL BIG CAVE CAN BE DROWNED IN WATERING HOLE.


WHEN GROG SMALL GROG THING CAVEMEN KEEP ROCKS, NOT GIVE ROCKS TO BIG CAVE. GROG STILL THINK AM GOOD IDEA, NOT GIVE ROCKS TO BIG CAVE, KEEP ALL ROCKS! KEEP ROCKS FROM CAVEMEN WHO NOT AGREE! GROG AM RUNNING CAVE!
2013-06-14 11:12:40 AM
3 votes:

what_now: SHOOG JUST WANT MY CAVE BACK


SHOOG SOUND POOR.
2013-06-14 11:12:20 AM
3 votes:
BRONT NOT TRIBIST, BRONT HAVE MANY OBSIDIAN FRIENDS!
2013-06-14 11:10:51 AM
3 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.

THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.

GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.


NOT SAY THROG RACIST. THROG JUST SAY CERTAIN CAVEMEN SPEND ROCKS ON SHINY ROCKS, WHY THEY NOT SPEND ROCKS ON MAMMOTH? THROG NOT WANT HIS ROCKS WASTED BY CAVEMEN WITH NO ROCKS!
2013-06-14 11:10:49 AM
3 votes:

kronicfeld: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.

GROG JUST NEED GET OWN OBSIDIAN TO SAY THING GROG THINK, THEN PEOPLE LOVE GROG LIKE LOVE STONEBAMA. GROG BE STUPID NOT DO THIS.


GROG HAVE OBSIDIAN FRIEND.
2013-06-14 11:09:33 AM
3 votes:

KiltedBastich: You guys, I'm dying here. I'm sitting at my desk with my guts hurting from holding in the laughter trying desperately to keep my shoulders from shaking from suppressed guffaws. My face is turning red and tears are running down my face from it all.

Best. Thread. Ever,


TRONK RECOMMEND FAKE COUGHING FIT
2013-06-14 11:08:40 AM
3 votes:

RanDomino: mrshowrules
That, or it just becomes a hellscape of torture, rape diseases, famine and murder. It really can go either way.

MOOG THINK THAT SOUND LIKE GOOD TIME, MAKE HAPPEN TO FUNNY-TALKERS IN OTHER CAVE.


MOOG OFTEN MAKE TALK SOUND FUNNY. MAGIC LIGHTS IN MOOG BOX MAKE SOUNDS. MUST SMASH! IS ROCK OF ANGRY MAN LIVE UNDER EARTH!
2013-06-14 11:04:28 AM
3 votes:

Bloody William: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Diogenes: bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.

THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?

STONEBAMA TRICKY.

HOW WE KNOW STONEBAMA COME FROM CAVE? ME THINK STONEBAMA COME FROM PLACE FAR AWAY FROM CAVE. DEMAND BIG PAINTING OF STONEBAMA WHEN HE IN CAVE!


DO NOT BOTHER.  CRAZY CAVEMAN WILL NOT BELIEVE, WILL INSIST THAT PAINTING WAS CAVESHOPPED
2013-06-14 11:03:42 AM
3 votes:

mark.jms: SLARG READ THIS WHOLE ETCHING. SLARG NOW LAUGH AT WORKCAVE. OTHER CAVEWORKERS LOOK FUNNY AT SLARG.


GROND ROFLICEAGE
2013-06-14 11:02:48 AM
3 votes:
LOOK, THRAG BIDEN RUB WATER ON WHEEL IN FRONT BIG CAVE
2013-06-14 11:00:21 AM
3 votes:

roddack: CAPS LOCK so easy even the cavemen can do it.


BRAP OLD SKOOL. KEEP TINY FINGER ON SHIFT.
2013-06-14 10:53:42 AM
3 votes:

bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.


THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?
2013-06-14 10:53:05 AM
3 votes:
OOK HAVE MANY CAVE PAINTINGS OF BEYONCE THAT OOK LOOK AT IN PRIVATE TIME.
2013-06-14 10:49:36 AM
3 votes:
It's not uncommon for boys to experiment with libertarianism when they go off to college. Most outgrow it.
2013-06-14 10:48:46 AM
3 votes:

bglove25: BRAP MOVE ALL NRO THREADS CAVEMAN THREADS NOW ON.


SHOOG NOT SURE SHOULD CALL OUT MOD LIKE THAT
2013-06-14 10:47:10 AM
3 votes:
This did not go the direction I thought it would.
2013-06-14 10:44:18 AM
3 votes:

Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.


THAG SAY GROND HAVE WOMAN PROBLEM, THAG FEEL BAD FOR GROND, SON?
2013-06-14 10:43:13 AM
3 votes:
GROND WANT BIG CAVE BE SMART LIKE SKY MAN. GROND WANT BIG CAVE PROTECT GROND FROM MAMMOTH AND TIGER. BUT NO BIG CAVE NO DARE READ WALLS OR SMOKE SIGNAL OR GROND ANGRY!
2013-06-14 10:42:44 AM
3 votes:

kronicfeld: Obama's Reptiloid Master: TODAK SAY WOMAN NO HAVE BABBY IF CLUB. SAY BABBY NOT MAKE IF CLUB BECAUSE WOMAN NOT LIKE CLUB.

WE TELL TODAK IS NOT TRUE; MANY BABBY HAPPEN AFTER CLUB. TODAK VERY STUPID.

WOMAN WANT MANY BABBY. GROND NOT WANT. WHY GROND MUST GIVE ONE THIRD OF PELT AND MEAT AND ROCK TO WOMAN? WHAR GROND CHOICE?


GROND HAVE CHOICE. GROND NO MATE WOMAN. MATE OOK OR OOG. MAYBE EVEN MATE SMILODON. NO BABBY. SKY MAN MAYBE GET MAD; THAG NOT KNOW. THAG DO KNOW KEEP ALL PELTS IF NOT MATE WOMAN.

THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.
2013-06-14 10:39:27 AM
3 votes:

lockers: It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology:


The bootstrappy guy with all the slaves?
2013-06-14 10:38:25 AM
3 votes:

Obama's Reptiloid Master: TODAK SAY WOMAN NO HAVE BABBY IF CLUB. SAY BABBY NOT MAKE IF CLUB BECAUSE WOMAN NOT LIKE CLUB.

WE TELL TODAK IS NOT TRUE; MANY BABBY HAPPEN AFTER CLUB. TODAK VERY STUPID.


TORG SAY THERE "LEGITIMATE CLUBBING" AND OTHER CLUBBINGS, IF CAVEMEN KNOW WHAT TORG SAYIN'
2013-06-14 10:37:46 AM
3 votes:
WHAR STONEBAMA LONG BIRTH ROCK
WHAR
2013-06-14 10:37:41 AM
3 votes:

BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT


TORG CHOSE CAVE AT LOW TIDE. TORG NOT SMART
2013-06-14 10:36:42 AM
3 votes:

bdub77: BunkoSquad: bdub77: BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.

WHEN CAVEMAN TRY HIT CAVEWOMAN WITH CLUB AND DRAG CAVEWOMAN AWAY, CAVEWOMAN HAVE WAY OF SHUTTING THAT WHOLE THING DOWN

BROK AGREE, BIG SKY MAN TELL BROK THAT BABBY FROM CLUBBING IS WILL OF BIG SKY MAN.


TODAK SAY WOMAN NO HAVE BABBY IF CLUB. SAY BABBY NOT MAKE IF CLUB BECAUSE WOMAN NOT LIKE CLUB.

WE TELL TODAK IS NOT TRUE; MANY BABBY HAPPEN AFTER CLUB. TODAK VERY STUPID.
2013-06-14 10:35:01 AM
3 votes:

BunkoSquad: bdub77: BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.

WHEN CAVEMAN TRY HIT CAVEWOMAN WITH CLUB AND DRAG CAVEWOMAN AWAY, CAVEWOMAN HAVE WAY OF SHUTTING THAT WHOLE THING DOWN


BROK AGREE, BIG SKY MAN TELL BROK THAT BABBY FROM CLUBBING IS WILL OF BIG SKY MAN.
2013-06-14 10:29:22 AM
3 votes:
VONK JUST WANT FREEDOM TO SACRIFICE FIRST BORN LAMB TO STATUE OF FERTILITY GODDESS IN PUBLIC.
2013-06-14 10:26:54 AM
3 votes:

bdub77: BROK NOW SICK, FOUND OUT HE HAS PREEXISTING STONEDITION. BROK NOW IN FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE.


LITTLE OOK HIT LIFETIME SHINY ROCK LIMIT FOR CARE. OOK CONFLICTED.
2013-06-14 10:25:41 AM
3 votes:
SHOOG NO WANT CAVE MANS FROM LAND OVER HILL. THEY BE TAKING SHOOG JOB
2013-06-14 10:24:17 AM
3 votes:
TRONK THINK STONE TAXES LEGAL THEFT AT POINT OF STICK
2013-06-14 10:23:35 AM
3 votes:

bdub77: Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING

BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.


BROK NOW SICK, FOUND OUT HE HAS PREEXISTING STONEDITION. BROK NOW IN FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE.
2013-06-14 10:20:53 AM
3 votes:

BunkoSquad: kronicfeld: GROND SEE LAND BEYOND WATER FROM TOP OF CAVE. GROND PROTECT.

GROND SOON BE GREETED WITH FLOWERS AS LIBERATOR OF LAND GROND PROTECT


WILL GROND GET ENOUGH ROCKS AND STICKS TO PAY FOR COST OF PROTECTING LAND BEYOND WATER?
2013-06-14 10:19:38 AM
3 votes:

BunkoSquad: kronicfeld: GROND SEE LAND BEYOND WATER FROM TOP OF CAVE. GROND PROTECT.

GROND SOON BE GREETED WITH FLOWERS AS LIBERATOR OF LAND GROND PROTECT


GROND SHOULD STAY OUT OF OTHERS' AFFAIRS.  WE HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS IN HOME CAVE.
2013-06-15 03:36:30 PM
2 votes:
This just popped up in my profile:

i105.photobucket.com
2013-06-15 12:50:21 PM
2 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2013-06-15 01:06:42 AM
2 votes:
     99 PROBLEMS

IF YOU HAVE MATE PROBLEMS OOK FEEL BAD FOR YOU YOUNG ONE  
OOK HAVE 99 PROBLEMS, ANGRY WOMAN NOT ONE
OOK GOT ROCK PATROL OUT ON AXE PATROL  
TRYING TO MAKE SURE OOK'S CAIRN IS CLOSED  
CAVE CRITICS SAY OOK IS "ROCKS PELTS MATES"  
OOK FROM THE CAVE, WHAT STUPID FACTS YOU STATE  
IF YOU GREW UP WITH HOLES IN THE SOLES OF YOUR TOES  
YOU'D CELEBRATE THE MINUTE YOU CAN EAT ROASTED MOLES  
OOK LIKE fark CRITICS YOU CAN KISS OOK'S ASSHOLE  
IF YOU DON'T LIKE LYRICS YOU CAN WAIT TILL IT OVER  
GOT MEAT WITH HOWLER CHIEFS IF OOK DON'T SING THEY SHOW  
THEY DON'T SING OOK'shiatS WELL OOK DON'T GIVE A shiat SO  
RAP CAVE ETCHINGS TRY AND USE MY HAIRY ASS  
SO TRADERS CAN GIVE ETCHERS MORE ROCKS FOR ADS...MATERS  
OOK DON"T KNOW WHAT YOU TAKE OOK AS  
OR UNDERSTAND SMART THAT OOK HAS  
OOK FROM NAKED TO RAGS CAVEMAN OOK AIN'T DUMB  
OOK GOT 99 PROBLEMS ANGRY MATE AIN'T ONE
99 PROBLEMS ANGRY MATE AIN'T ONE


IF YOU HAVE CAVEGIRL PROBLEMS OOK FEELS BAD FOR YOU YOUNG ONE
OOK GOT 99 PROBLEMS ANGRY MATE AIN'T ONE


THE YEAR IS... WHAT IS YEAR? OOK'S SACK IS RAW,
LOOK BEHIND IT IS TRIBE ELDERS farkIN LAW,
OOK GOT TWO CHOICES YALL PULL OVER MY DINOSAUR
OR BOUNCE ON THE DOUBLE PUT THE DINO LEGS TO THE FLOOR
NOW OOK AIN'T TRYING TO SEE NO VALLEY CHASE WITH OOK
PLUS OOK HAVE A FEW ROCKS, OOK CAN FIGHT THESE MOOKS,
SO OOK PULL OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
AND OOK HEARD "YOUNGLING DO YOU KNOW WHY STOPPING YOU FOR?"
CAUSE OOK YOUNG AND OOK CRO-MAGNON AND OOK'S BROW REAL LOW?
DO OOK LOOK LIKE WIZARD, OOK DON'T KNOW!
AM OOK UNDER ARREST OR SHOULD OOK GUESS SOME MORE?
"WELL YOU WAS DOING FIVE IN A PLACE THAT'S FOUR
DINO RIDER BADGE AND REGISTRATION AND STEP OFF THE DINOSAUR
ARE YOU CARRYING AXE I KNOW A LOT OF YOU ARE"
OOK AIN'T STEPPING OUT OF shiat, OOK'S THINGS ARE LEGIT
"DO YOU MIND IF ME LOOK AROUND YOUR DINOSAUR A LITTLE BIT?"
WELL OOK'S SACK IS TIED UP SO IS OOK'S OTHER SACK
AND OOK KNOW TRIBE'S CODE, SO YOU GOING TO NEED ELDER'S PERMISSION FOR THAT
"AREN'T YOU SHARP AS A THORN SOME TYPE OF ARGUER OR SOMETHING?
"OR SOMEBODY IMPORTANT OR SOMETHING?"
NAH OOK AIN'T PASSED ELDER TEST BUT OOK KNOW A LITTLE BIT
ENOUGH THAT YOU WON'T TABOO BY SEARCHING OOK'S shiat
"WE'LL SEE HOW SMART YOU ARE WHEN WOLFDOGS COME"
OOK GOT 99 PROBLEMS ANGRY MATE AIN'T ONE
HIT OOK!


NOW ONCE UPON A MOON NOT LONG AGO
A CAVEMAN LIKE OOK HAD TO STRONG ARM A CAVEHO
THIS IS NOT CAVEHOE LIKE IN SENSE OF HAVING A WETHOLE
BUT A WETHOLE HAVING NO SKY-CHIEF PUNISHED SENSE, TRY AND PUSH ME
OOK TRY TO IGNORE HIM AND TALK TO GREAT SKY CHIEF
PRAY FOR HIM, SOME FOOLS JUST LOVE TO MAKE GRIEF,
YOU KNOW THE TYPE LOUD AS AN AVALANCHE
BUT WOULDN'T BUST A TWIG IN BIG FIGHT WITH BRANCH
HE AND HIS BOYS GOING TO BE YAPPING TO CAVE CAPTAIN
AND THERE OOK GO TRAPPED IN THE SHAME CAVE AGAIN
BACK THROUGH CAVE SYSTEM WITH RIFF RAFF AGAIN
MUSHROOM FIENDS ON CAVE FLOOR SCRATCHING AGAIN
SMOKE SIGNALLERS WITH SMOKE BLANKETS SNAPPING THEM
ELDER TRIED TO GIVE A CAVEMAN THE SHAFT AGAIN
MANY PEBBLES NEEDED FOR BAIL CAUSE I'M CRO-MAGNON
ALL BECAUSE THIS FOOL WAS HARASSING THEM
TRYING TO PLAY THE BOY LIKES HE WAS SUGAR CANE STEM
BUT NOTHING SWEET ABOUT HOW I HOLD MY ROCK
OOK GOT 99 PROBLEMS BEING FEMALE WOLFDOG OOK NOT
HIT OOK


YOU CRAZY FOR THIS KROG!
IT'S YOUR BOY
2013-06-14 11:55:17 PM
2 votes:
I have to say, this has been one of the best thread derailments since the Pickle Incident.  Bravo to everyone.  :)
2013-06-14 10:04:09 PM
2 votes:

Le Roi en Jaune: LORJ MAIN PROBLEM WITH LIBERTARIAN THOUGHT IS MARKET NO GOOD AT ADJUSTING NON-ROCK EXTERNALITIES. TRAGEDY OF COMMON CAVE REPEATS FROM MAXIMIZATION OF SHORT TERM ROCK PROFIT INSTEAD OF SUSTAINABLE ROCK DEVELOPMENT.

HEALTH CARE EXAMPLE. COMMUNICABLE DISEASE AM WHOLE TRIBE PROBLEM. LESS PLAGUES GOOD.

LORJ FAVOR SOCIAL LIBERTARIANISM. FISCAL LIBERTARIAN POLICIES NO PREVENT MARKET FAILURES. LIBERTARIANISM LIKE COMMUNISM IN NO NOTICING THAT CAVEMEN ARE IRRATIONAL.


TONDA SAD THAT WORD TAKEN TO FLOATING PLATFORM IN BIG WATER, TURNED INTO DIFFERENT WORD THAN MEANS ON REST OF ROCK.

TONDA ALSO MAKE KICKSTARTER FOR MOVING CAVE PAINTING "ATLAS SHRUGGED 3: BEDROCK JUBILEE"
2013-06-14 06:40:24 PM
2 votes:
2013-06-14 06:38:59 PM
2 votes:
ZEROC NOT KNOW WHY ZEROC COME HERE. COULD BE ZEROC WANT SEE OTHER TRIBES AND LAUGH. COULD BE ZEROC JUST BORED. ZEROC STILL COME HERE.

OTHER DAY, ZEROC HEAR WOMAN SAY SHE NOT BELIEVE SKY CHANGE REAL. THINK CONSPIRACY. THINK IF SKY HOTTER IT NOT SNOW MORE IN SOUTH. ZEROC KEEP MOUTH SHUT. NOT CARE IF WOMAN WANT BE STUPID. LET WOMAN BE STUPID. STILL NOT KNOW JOY OF ZUG-ZUG FROM MAN PERSPECTIVE.

ZEROC THINK PROBLEM SIMPLE. TRIBES PROBLEM. TRIBES STUPID. MEN IN TRIBES ONLY LIKE OTHER MEN IN SAME TRIBES. HATE OTHER TRIBES. TRIBES THROW STICKS AT OTHER TRIBES. OTHER TRIBES THROW STICKS BACK. ZEROC GO IN TREE-PLACE TO BE ALONE. LET STICKS HIT OTHER MEN. ZEROC SLEEP IN TREE. STAY ALIVE. NOT CARE ABOUT STICK WAR. NOT CARE ABOUT TRIBE TRUTH. NO TRIBE RIGHT. ALL TRIBES USUALLY WRONG SOME WAY.

NOW ZEROC GO WATCH ZUG-ZUG ON MAGIC BOX. WANT WOMAN BUT WOMAN NOT HERE NOW. WOMAN BUSY. ZEROC WORK FROM THE CAVE SO ZEROC HAVE LOTS TIME ON HANDS.
2013-06-14 06:20:41 PM
2 votes:
Grand_Moff_Joseph:
/this thread has seen everything else today
//why not a pony too


i208.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 06:06:51 PM
2 votes:
TROG LIKE WATCHING CAVETARDS TRY HAVE INTELL...ENTELL...SMART TALK IN THREAD AND THOUGHT GET LOST IN CAVEMAN SHOUTING MATCH. ALL POLITIC THREAD BE LIKE THIS NOW ON.

/WHERE ALL WHITE MONKEY AT?
2013-06-14 05:59:48 PM
2 votes:
Claiming you're a libertarian is the political equivalent of constantly reminding people "I don't own a TV."
2013-06-14 05:58:13 PM
2 votes:

heap: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I doubt I was talking to real libertarians.

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THAT NO REAL SCOTSMAN.  LOGIC CAN TELL FROM PIXELS AND FROM MANY ROCKS LOGIC HAVE SEEN BEFORE.
2013-06-14 05:42:28 PM
2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I doubt I was talking to real libertarians.


i44.tinypic.com
2013-06-14 05:30:24 PM
2 votes:

Walter Paisley: What didn't she despise?


Rape.
2013-06-14 04:49:51 PM
2 votes:

SordidEuphemism: GRUNG MAKE THIS FOR THREAD BADGE
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I was making one too, but I think yours is more in line with the thread.

i1078.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 04:41:59 PM
2 votes:
GRUNG MAKE THIS FOR THREAD BADGE
i.imgur.com
2013-06-14 04:06:05 PM
2 votes:

cybrwzrd: In my younger days I was an objectivist. I still am in many ways. I do believe in the Randian idea of rational selfishness. That is - doing what is best for yourself as long as it does not harm another.


You mean like blowing up a housing project or destroying civilization or raping women as a token of divine selfishness?

Here's what's wrong with Ayn Rand and Objectivism:

What Ayn Rand did was simplify a complex network of economic theories, ideas, practices and human motives and constructed a mono-dimensional faux-reality as a vehicle to push her pulp. Then she filled it full of cardboard cutout characters and mary sue ubermensches who don't talk but lecture for tedious pages about why the rich and powerful have divine right to being rich and powerful. And of course things play out exactly the way her philosophy says because she's the author and she controls the farking outcome. In clear violation of every standard of ethics, politics, economics, reality, life, human nature, philosophy, and farking national train corporation management. It's dishonest, and it's wrong.

As an example of how wildly skewed her understanding of reality really was, just looked at how she twisted the Robin Hood fable. She called him the most evil fairytale hero in history because he stole from the producers to give to the moochers. On the contrary, Robin actually stole the people's taxes from the oppressive government and gave them back to the their rightful owners. He should be a Tea Party icon. I don't understand why she didn't look this up thoroughly enough. It was a bad allegory because it's heavily dependent on point of view.

The book's premise is ridiculous because NO ONE is so important that they think they can destroy the world by retreating from it. Nature abhors a vacuum. Everything important and meaningful that has ever been created -- from thoughts to ideas to products to technology to companies -- is instantly taught, copied, and spread around, effectively building an organic backup system in case the original fails or dies (or retreats to Galt's Gulch). No one is the sole arbiter of anything. No one has a privileged position on humanity's future. To rely on a single source for progress and advancement is dangerous to a functioning system. True stability means constant evolving contingencies, backup plans, and millions of redundancies. Society can't fail because one man lost his motor car plans in a factory. Everyone is replaceable. Even John Galt.

But the worst thing about Ayn Rand is her absolutism. She always makes sweeping, absolute statements like "Capitalism is an end in itself".....no its not. There is no rational, logical, or verifiable proven instance that justifies such a statement. For starters, it's wrong. Capitalism is not an end, it is a means to improve the quality of life. It is a tool. It is a process. And despite what she might think, freedom is not defined in terms of economic productivity. Building a house does not make one happy. Living in one does. Bread isn't beneficial to anyone. Eating it is.

Living things do not live for themselves. Preservation of the self is a cherished tenet, but preservation of the species is equally as cherishable (and, depending on the circumstances, will frequently trump the former), and the concept of family and community is stronger in most societies than the concept of individualism. This is not brainwashing, this is not state-mandated. People do this because they prefer to do this, it is something inescapable and ingrained, and as far as we are concerned it is the moral, ethical, and empirical reality of our species. But Rand wouldn't know this because she never had any children herself and her husband spent their entire marriage drinking himself into a stupor and staying away from her. This is why Objectivism finds the most favor among asocial autistics and aspies who may be brilliant intellectuals but can't fathom the purpose behind relationships and peer bonding. There is another word for these people: Sociopaths.

Man is not a rational animal. Man is an emotional animal. Man is not an individual animal nor is he a social animal. Man is a TRIBAL animal. These are not belief structures. They are physical realities that have defined the evolution of our species.

Ayn Rand does not encourage you to think for yourself. She encourages you to think about her. Her philosophy is attractive to people for the wrong reasons. Most of them are drawn to the characters in her books and use that as justification for promoting her philosophy. But when people are driven by aesthetic (rather than rational) criteria, it's impossible to reason with them in terms of formal argumentation hence the famed "Randroid syndrome".

The authoress herself knew little about reason and even less about philosophy. She admitted she barely read anyone, which is why Objectivism sounds a bit like the idealism of Nietzsche, with maybe a bit of Kant and Bernard Shaw. She once claimed that the only book on philosophy she read was by Aristotle, which explains her appeal to his logical absolutes, particularly the first one: the Law of Identity (ie: A is A).

Objective morality can't exist without subjective content, and more and more of her pseudo-philosophy is being unraveled by such stark and painfully obvious contradictions, though I guess at the time no one had the guts to tell her because she was so damn intimidating and.........what's the word she loved to use? ah yes: "insolent".

It seems that Objectivists, following the lead of Rand, spend more of their time denouncing detractors than actually being the highly-enlightened, individualistic rational beings that they think they are.

3 problems with Objectivists:

1) Objectivists are not highly-enlightened. It's a lazy philosophy, so it attracts lazy intellectuals, aka people who haven't read widely in the field which is what makes Rand's work so impressionable.
2) They are not individualists. Rand's cult was even called "the Collective", and to speak out of line or against the party line was extremely frowned upon (and she burn noticed her anointed successor, Nathanial Branden, because he refused to sleep with her anymore)
3) They are hardly rational, since their defence of the philosophy and attacks of dissenters normally comes in a high-pitched shrill and antagonistic, standoff-ish mental bullying

Organized Objectivism has some cult-like tendencies creepier than Scientology. It's ironic that Rand had more in common with Josef Stalin than anyone else, someone who's ideals she spent the better part of her life denouncing but who's cult of personality she emulated to a T. Today, most Objectivists are simply people who are incapable of thinking for themselves, letting only the bitter memory of the late Ayn Rand make decisions for them.

But essentially, what Rand did was what all pop philosophers do: Tell rich and powerful people what they want to hear (ie: that they have a noble reason to be self-righteous assholes).

www.ishkur.com

cybrwzrd: Both of Rand's heroes were blue collar workers, both had to fight against oppressive business and political climates that wanted to profit off of their hard work.


Not quite. Reardon is the only rich and powerful guy who is self-made. Wyatt is rich and powerful and old money, D'Anconia is rich and powerful and old money, James Taggert is ONLY rich and powerful because his sister, Dagny, is rich and powerful but they are old money, Judge Naragansett was rich and powerful, the composer guy (can't remember his name, running off memory) was rich and powerful, the danish pirate was rich and powerful.... and everyone who wasn't rich and powerful in Galt's Gulch was either rich and powerful at one point in their lives and threw it all away to make some sort of statement, or chose not to seek riches because they preferred not to gift society their talents, like Owen Kellogg, the titular John Galt, and that motherfarker in the diner who made the BEST TASTING BURGER OF ALL TIME because Objectivists are champions at everything they do, even being short order cooks at truckstop diners.

The Bob the Angry Flower cartoon nails the exact problem with an Objectivist Universe: No one in the post-apocalyptic society really could really do any of the real gruntwork that makes society function -- the farmers and garbage crews and janitors and sewage cleaners and miners and lumberjacks and oil workers and all the dirty, disgusting jobs that none of them knew how to do and didn't have the strength to do anyway. Sure, some of them ran some industrial companies, but in truth the builders and geniuses of the world need a disposable slave class to do the work that is too demanding and too hazardous, otherwise they wouldn't have the time to do their genius things because all their waking energy is spent on procuring their next meal.

This is an important point that Objectivists continuously fail to understand, so let me say this: In order for any apex civilization to pursue higher qualities like art and science, it must first employ an underclass to take care of it, freeing up time to engage in these high pursuits. In order to obtain such an underclass, it must invade its neighbors. In order to invade its neighbors, it must have a really good army. No high civilization is ever benign - every one celebrates its noble accomplishments on the backs of cheap labor exploited by tyrannies of chauvinistic patriarchies, and an Objectivist society that doesn't do this will not have the time or the power to accomplish anything at all. The fruits of man's genius will be devoured by manual labor.

This is why the Objectivist platitude of "doing whatever you want so long as it does not harm another" is an outright bold-faced lie, especially in a system as globally integrated as ours is.

/I read Atlas Shrugged in its entirety while sitting on the can. It took me 2.5 years to use all the pages.
//The Atlas Shrugged movie is just like the book in that you can skip forward 10 minutes and the same person is still talking.
2013-06-14 03:13:57 PM
2 votes:
b.vimeocdn.com
"My god... it's full of retards."
2013-06-14 02:57:39 PM
2 votes:
Okay Fark Libertarians, time to fess up. Which one of you is this?
i1243.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 02:54:53 PM
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG USE COMPLEX SYSTEM OF SATIRE TO UNDERMINE SHINY ROCK WORSHIPERS, SMACK THEM ON HEAD WITH CLUB.


FORGET GROG. IT SLANT EYE CAVE.
2013-06-14 02:49:26 PM
2 votes:

mmmk: Crude: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

Don't you dare complain about the content of the Politics tab when you're the piece of shiat who is responsible for creating both the content and the political slant of the drivel found there.


Your website is dying. I couldn't be happier about that. (When articles have less than 50 - 100 comments on them, and most of those are from the same users, it's dead)


/RIP Digg FARK

Any suggestions on other sites with less bias?


ROCKS NEWS. FAIR AND BALANCED.
2013-06-14 02:45:21 PM
2 votes:

Mercutio74: It's not like Drew sneaks into your bedroom at night and rests his ballsack on your forehead.


...THEN WHO?
2013-06-14 02:41:21 PM
2 votes:

bglove25: SRFireside: Aarontology: kronicfeld: The libertarian idea is the only truly new political idea in the last couple thousand years.

Lolwut

OOK NOT BELIEVE IN BIG STATIST CAVE. OOK BELIEVE IN INDIVIDUAL CAVEMAN LIBERTY.

Best... threadjack... EVER!!!

NO THREADJACK. DISCUSS GOLDROCK IDEA ON GOLDROCK LEVEL.


DISCUSS CUBIC CREATION IDEA TO AVOID EVIL SINGULARITY


2013-06-14 02:34:50 PM
2 votes:
heap: Boobies  Break!

1.bp.blogspot.com

MOOG HAVE CROMULENT BOONER RIGHT NOW
2013-06-14 02:31:41 PM
2 votes:
bighugelabs.com
2013-06-14 02:28:03 PM
2 votes:
MOSSY ROCK COVERED THREE HANDLED FAMILY CAVEDUNZA
2013-06-14 02:16:18 PM
2 votes:

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 338x450]
GRUNG LIKE STONE BUTTS ME NO CAN LIE
CRO-MAGNON NO CAN DENY
WHEN FEMALE WALK WITH BLOBBY SAGGY WAIST
AND TWO BOULDERS IN GRUNG FACE
ME START DROOLIN' AND ME NO FOOLIN'
THAT BUTT BEST IN WHOLE ACHEULEAN
ME WANT GIVE YOU A LIFT
AND CARVE YOU PETROGLYPH
NEANDERTALS CALLED ME SICK
BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT'S PALEOLITHIC!


THIS MAKE THOG LAUGH TOO HARD. THOG LAUGHTER ATTRACT UNWANTED ATTENTION.

THOG NOW NEED ADVICE ON HOW REMOVE ANGRY VELOCIRAPTOR TEETH FROM BUTTOCK.

SEND HELP.
2013-06-14 02:14:07 PM
2 votes:
BROG REMEMBER FARK ON SINGLE TABLET. BROG STILL NOT GET OVER IT.
2013-06-14 02:07:38 PM
2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Hey, can someone get us a caveman version of scumbag steve?


GO BACK CAVEDDIT
2013-06-14 01:57:12 PM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
I don't understand what is going on in here, and I won't acknowledge it.
2013-06-14 01:47:54 PM
2 votes:
i280.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 01:42:09 PM
2 votes:

12monkeys: GLUNK GROW TIRED OF POLITICS. GLUNK WALL-ETCHING-JACK WITH SEXY CAVE ART
[25.media.tumblr.com image 850x1133]
/NOT SAFE FOR MAMMOTH HUNT?


THIS ETCHING IS NOW A HOT ROCKHEAD ETCHING!
www.metmuseum.org
/fap
2013-06-14 01:38:15 PM
2 votes:
GLUNK GROW TIRED OF POLITICS. GLUNK WALL-ETCHING-JACK WITH SEXY CAVE ART
25.media.tumblr.com
/NOT SAFE FOR MAMMOTH HUNT?
2013-06-14 01:33:38 PM
2 votes:

qorkfiend: Never seen a thread where Drew himself came down to mingle amongst the commoners.


MOST TIMES NOT TALK IN HIS LANGUAGE.

HE FROM KENTUCKY.

NO LAUGH.  NOT NICE.
2013-06-14 01:25:04 PM
2 votes:
www.princeton.edu
2013-06-14 01:24:59 PM
2 votes:

Thrag: I object to the blatant stereotyping of cave-people in this thread. Despite your assumptions I assure you that many of us have mastered proper use of the shift key.


i105.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 01:22:27 PM
2 votes:
LAST TIME MONOLITH CHANGE TAKE AWAY DRUM TAB. CHANGE BAD. HURTS WHERE SIT.
2013-06-14 01:07:42 PM
2 votes:

Vodka Zombie: IS IT TOO SOON TO TALK ROCK CONTROL AFTER BEAR CAVE STONING?


BAD CAVEMAN WITH ROCK ONLY STOPPED BY GOOD CAVEMAN WITH ROCK.
2013-06-14 12:56:27 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-06-14 12:41:09 PM
2 votes:
img2u.info

ME JOHN BIG TREE
2013-06-14 12:36:35 PM
2 votes:

brnt00: BRONT TAKE CAVE WOMEN OUT FOR NICE MAMMOTH STEAK. MAN WHO BRING MAMMOTH STEAK DEMAND 20% MORE ROCKS THAN ORIGINAL ROCK PRICE.  THIS STUPID SYSTEM.  ELDERS SHOULD PAY LIVING ROCKWAGE.


NO.  LIVING WAGE IS NEANDERSOCIALISM
2013-06-14 12:34:27 PM
2 votes:

USA Prime Credit Peggy: Jackson Herring: ok at this point people who didn't actualyl read the thread are just making the same jokes we all already made. the internet ruins literally everything

LIGHTEN UP FRANCISROCK


IF FRANCIS ROCK, TURN IT UP, GROG! TURN IT UP!
2013-06-14 12:18:11 PM
2 votes:

Jackson Herring: ok at this point people who didn't actualyl read the thread are just making the same jokes we all already made. the internet ruins literally everything


clipart.toonarific.com
PREHISTORIC FAT DOG SOOTHE THAT FOR YOU.
2013-06-14 12:14:54 PM
2 votes:
GRIFFER CRAZY. GET MEDICINE MAN MAKE HOLE IN HEAD TO LET DEMON OUT.
2013-06-14 12:11:59 PM
2 votes:

cheeseaholic: Drew: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.

Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along?  Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?

LEAVE MONOLITH!  CHANGE BAD!


FIX OLD NO NEW
2013-06-14 12:08:53 PM
2 votes:
DAG SHARE NEW CAVE PAINTING. CAVE NEED MORE TOLERANCE AND FRIENDSHIP.

images.wikia.com
2013-06-14 12:02:17 PM
2 votes:

gameshowhost: Aarontology: gameshowhost: TONDA WONDER IF OOK WAS COERCED.

OOK STILL FREE THANK SKY MAN.

TONDA HAPPY FOR YOU BUT STILL NOT CHIP IN FOR COFFEE.


HOT BROWN WATER ONLY FOR THOSE WHO EXCHANGE SHINY ROCKS FOR HUTS
2013-06-14 12:01:28 PM
2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: WTF Indeed: LOR SAYS MOON GOD BETTER THAN SUN GOD SO LOR HAS RIGHT TO STEAL FROM SUN GOD PEOPLE

INDEED.  NIGHTMARE MOON IS BEST GOD


NIGHTMARE MOON IS FALSE GOD! BLOOD MOON IS ONLY GOD *GRABS POINTED STICK*
2013-06-14 12:00:45 PM
2 votes:

verbaltoxin: griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.

DAG SAY LOOK OUT, WE DEAL WITH BAD ASS HERE!


GRIFF POUTY WHINER. HAVE SMALL CLUB AND NO ONE LIKE. ALL POINT AND LAUGH.
2013-06-14 11:59:59 AM
2 votes:
Republicans and Democrats. Liberals and conservatives.

Hey little sheep! keep farking that same shiatty govt structure that's sucked for decades. And don't forget to mock any ideas other than the tired, failed ones by your favorite party.

Even the stupidest people who claim to be "libertarian" have more going on intellectually than you.
2013-06-14 11:57:39 AM
2 votes:

griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.


CAVE WALL SERIOUS BUSINESS.
2013-06-14 11:54:50 AM
2 votes:

kronicfeld: AFTER CAVE AND CAVE-NEXT-DOOR HIT BY BIG ROCKS THROWN BY TRIBE ACROSS SAND CAVEMEN EXPECT BIG CAVE KNOW ALL AND KEEP SAFE FROM ALL TRIBE. CAVEMAN NEED LEARN BIG CAVE EITHER KNOW ALL OR CAVEMAN KEEP SECRETS IN CAVE. GROND AM SAY THIS ALL TIME, BUT CAVEMEN JUST ACCUSE GROND OF LOVING TRIBE ACROSS SAND. LOOK LIKE PELT ON OTHER SHOULDER NOW.


MANY/LOTS!  NEVER FORGET!
2013-06-14 11:50:38 AM
2 votes:
ME AM SCANDAL YET?
2013-06-14 11:50:29 AM
2 votes:

Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK.  SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.


CAVE NICE WHEN MINIMALIST.

YOU'VE GONE AND RUNED EVERYTHING.
2013-06-14 11:48:49 AM
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.


ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.
2013-06-14 11:46:38 AM
2 votes:
BROK THINK PEOPLE EASILY FORGET WHEN WE PUT PLANT IN CHARGE BEFORE STONEBAMA FOR 8 YEAR. BROK WONDER IF STICK CHENEY SECRETLY BEHIND TWO TRIBE CONFLICTS ACROSS BIG SEA.
2013-06-14 11:44:58 AM
2 votes:
TONDA UP TO HERE WITH CAVES! TONDA BUILD PLATFORM ON BIG WATER.
2013-06-14 11:44:20 AM
2 votes:

Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG NEED NEW LARGER HUT AS REWARD FOR MORE SHINY ROCKS, EVEN THOUGH GROG SET MANY OF TRIBE ON FIRE.

IF TRIBE NOT WANT TO GET SET ON FIRE, THEN TRIBE SHOULD WORK HARD TO HOLD TORCH INSTEAD


GROG FRIEND TORG HAVE NO ARMS FROM MAMMOTH ACCIDENT, BUT HE STILL HOLD TORCH WITH FEET.
2013-06-14 11:44:17 AM
2 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-06-14 11:43:59 AM
2 votes:
i208.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 11:43:03 AM
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.


TORG JUST NOTICE BIG SKY MAN JUST MOVE THESE ETCHINGS FROM POLITICS CAVE WALL TO MAIN CAVE WALL

SOMEONE HOLD TORG
2013-06-14 11:41:35 AM
2 votes:

Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day


BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.
2013-06-14 11:38:59 AM
2 votes:

Aarontology: gameshowhost: TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY

WITHOUT MANY SHINY ROCK, HOW ARE CAVENESSES SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT TOP TALENT LIKE TONDA?


GROG NEED NEW LARGER HUT AS REWARD FOR MORE SHINY ROCKS, EVEN THOUGH GROG SET MANY OF TRIBE ON FIRE.
2013-06-14 11:38:57 AM
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: OOK HEAR PEOPLE WITHOUT SHINY ROCK HAVE ICE FOR MAMMOTH MEAT AND FLINT FOR FIRE. NOT SOUND LIKE DON'T HAVE SHINY ROCK TO OOK.

GROG SEE PEOPLE GIVE SHINY ROCK FOR BERRIES WHEN COULD EAT GRASS INSTEAD.


GRASS STUPID. ANIMAL FOOD. COME BACK WHEN EAT LIKE REAL MAN.
2013-06-14 11:38:41 AM
2 votes:
ROCK STONEBAMA THINK WHEEL IS FUTURE.  BIG CAVE SHOULD NOT PICK WINNERS AND LOSERS.
2013-06-14 11:37:04 AM
2 votes:
Ayn Rand is the only truth.
2013-06-14 11:35:30 AM
2 votes:

Weigard: CAVEMEN NOT READ CARVINGS FROM OTHER CAVEMEN. SAME HA-HAS CARVED THAT ALREADY CARVED. INTERCAVE RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING


THIS CAVE JUST BECOMING CAVEDDIT. WHEN IMPLEMENT UPROCK AND DOWNROCK?
2013-06-14 11:34:27 AM
2 votes:
SOME CARVES LITERALLY SAME HA-HAS WITH EXACT SAME WORDS
2013-06-14 11:32:10 AM
2 votes:

cheeseaholic: CHOCK UPSET ABOUT USING NEW "ARROWS" TO SLAY ENEMIES.  IT NOT GOOD.  ENEMIES SHOULD BE SLAIN WITH CLUB OR BIG ROCKS.  NOT WITH ARROWS WHICH NO NEAR PERSON CONTROLLING IT!


LAW SAY ANY TRIBESMAN CARRY ARROWS, ALL TIME. ELDERS SAY GORK CAN HIDE ARROWS UNDER PELT. IF ALL TRIBE HAVE ARROWS, ALL SAFE ALL TIME.
2013-06-14 11:32:04 AM
2 votes:
GROG NO WANT ROCKS TO GO TO TEACHING CARVINGS TO CAVES YOUNG ONES. GROG GIVE ROCKS FOR OTHERS TO TEACH CARVINGS TO HIS YOUNG ONES. GROG WANT CAVE TO GIVE HIM BACK ROCKS FOR TEACHING HIS YOUNG ONES ABOUT HOW MAMMOTH AND STEGOSAURUS LIVE TOGETHER BEFORE TIME OF GREAT DYING.
2013-06-14 11:29:56 AM
2 votes:

BunkoSquad: Aarontology: IF SOME CAVEMENT NOT LIKE GROG CAVE, THEY CAN GO TO 49 OTHER CAVE.

TORP THING "CAVES' RIGHTS" JUST CODE FOR OWNING OTHER CAVEPEOPLE LIKE CATTLE ONCE CAVE GET HANG OF LIVESTOCK DOMESTICATION


THAG TRY DOMESTICATE SMILODON. INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR. THAG IN TROUBLE.
2013-06-14 11:29:22 AM
2 votes:
DRAK GOT "FW FW FW FW DW SECRET STONEBAMA KILL LIST" BONE TODAY FROM BONE MAIL. LOTS OF NAMES ETCHED ON BONE. DRAK SKEPTICAL BUT CONCERNED. IF THIS TRUE, BIG SCANDAL. VERY CONCERNING.
2013-06-14 11:29:11 AM
2 votes:

pxlboy: OMG


YOU SAY OMSM OR GROND GET UPSET YOU OPPRESS HIM BY NOT USE NAME OF SKY MAN RIGHT!
2013-06-14 11:26:42 AM
2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.

AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?


RAID THE PENSION SHINY ROCK OF OOK EMPLOYEES.
2013-06-14 11:26:11 AM
2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: James F. Campbell: verbaltoxin: Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.

Which of these stages is Somalia in?

YOU NO READ GOOD, NO READ OTHER POST, YOU GET ROCK ON HEAD.

UGG HAVE IDEA - NO SELL ROCK ON HEAD, PERFORM FIVE STICKS OF DOOM.  YOU BE FAMOUS CAVEMAN, SELL MANY SOUVENIER PELTS.  LITTLE CAVEJIMMIES WILL LOVE YOU

DAG LIKE UGG'S IDEA. DAG NO-SELL ROCKS AND SELL PELTS. FOR THE TROOPS.

YES, DAG MUST SELL MANY PELTS.  GOOD FOR CAVE BUSINESSAH


NO PELTS! PELTS FIAT SYSTEM! CAVES GO BACK TO ROCK STANDARD!
2013-06-14 11:25:49 AM
2 votes:
TONDA NOT UNDERSTAND FREE RIDER PROBLEM. TONDA LIKE NOT THINK AT STUFF.
2013-06-14 11:25:25 AM
2 votes:

buckler: bdub77: BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.

GORK CARVE PICTURE OF MASTODON MEAT. SHARE WITH TRIBE.


DAG LIKE MASTODON PICTURE, SHARE ON TUMBLR.
2013-06-14 11:24:18 AM
2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: AT LEAST RAPTORS CAN NOT OPEN CAVE DOOR.

WAIT, WHAT THAT SOUND? OH SNAP


TORP FEAR YELL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE CAVE
2013-06-14 11:24:17 AM
2 votes:
ZOK WATCH FOX

FOX SAY NEED RULES TO PROTECT WHAT PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN SKY WIZARD SAY IN PUBLIC

ZOK THINK ALL RULES ARE INVISIBLE SHACKLES

ZOK CRUSH FOX HEAD WITH ROCK, TRADE WITH NEIGHBOR FOR DENTISTRY
2013-06-14 11:23:15 AM
2 votes:

BunkoSquad: Aarontology: Bloody William: ONLY TRUE CAVEMAN STRICT CARVINGIST, KNOW CARVING NEVER CHANGE, NO NEED TO CHANGE CARVING. CARVING MEAN WHAT SAY, CARVERS KNOW SKY GIANT BEST.

IT NOT LIVING CARVING. WHY THEY NOT UNDERSTAND?

FOUNDING ELDERS WOULD TURN OVER IN GRAVES IF KNEW WHAT CAVE HAD BECOME AND IF BODIES NOT FED TO PTERODACTYLS TO ENSURE HARVEST


AT LEAST RAPTORS CAN NOT OPEN CAVE DOOR.

WAIT, WHAT THAT SOUND?  OH SNAP
2013-06-14 11:23:14 AM
2 votes:

Aarontology: bdub77: BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!

BIG CAVE REMOVING SKY MAN ETCHING VIOLATION OF CAVEMAN RIGHT!


THERE NO BIG SKY MAN! YOU ALL STUPID LIKE GIANT SLOTH!
2013-06-14 11:22:32 AM
2 votes:
ZARN HEAR STONEBAMA MAKE WAR CHIEF HOLD PELT OVER STONEBAMA'S HEAD WHEN SKY GOD RAINS. WHY STONEBAMA DISRESPECT WAR CHIEF?
2013-06-14 11:21:30 AM
2 votes:
Great thread, or greatest thread?
2013-06-14 11:20:12 AM
2 votes:

Aarontology: Bloody William: ONLY TRUE CAVEMAN STRICT CARVINGIST, KNOW CARVING NEVER CHANGE, NO NEED TO CHANGE CARVING. CARVING MEAN WHAT SAY, CARVERS KNOW SKY GIANT BEST.

IT NOT LIVING CARVING. WHY THEY NOT UNDERSTAND?


FOUNDING ELDERS WOULD TURN OVER IN GRAVES IF KNEW WHAT CAVE HAD BECOME AND IF BODIES NOT FED TO PTERODACTYLS TO ENSURE HARVEST
2013-06-14 11:20:06 AM
2 votes:
ZOK SAY "SAFETY" BELT ON ROUND RIDING ROCK ONLY SUCCEED IN RESTRAINING ZOK LIBERTY
2013-06-14 11:19:42 AM
2 votes:

Aarontology: theknuckler_33: What OOK during private time might look like

OOK TOLD YOU XROCK KINECT SPY ON OOK.


XROCK ONE TOO MANY ROCKS, BUY ROCKSTATION 4 INSTEAD. CAN TRADE IN USED ROCKS.
2013-06-14 11:19:34 AM
2 votes:

Obama's Reptiloid Master: cheeseaholic: CHOCK SIT ON CHAIR AND NOW TESTICLES STUCK IN STICKS.  CHOCK WANT STICKS REGULATED NOW TO PROTECT CHILDREN.

CHOCK NEED HELP SOONISH?


YES PLEASE.
2013-06-14 11:17:35 AM
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: OOK TRIBE NEED TO LEARN CAVE WAYS LIKE BEAR TRIBE BEFORE THEM.


BEAR TRIBE LOST TO OOK TRIBE. ALL FAIR IN SMASH CAVEWOMAN ON HEAD AND WAR

Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG KNOW WHO ELSE THINK MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK...


R-R-R-R-R-ROCKWIN.
2013-06-14 11:15:24 AM
2 votes:

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


ONLY TRUE CAVEMAN STRICT CARVINGIST, KNOW CARVING NEVER CHANGE, NO NEED TO CHANGE CARVING. CARVING MEAN WHAT SAY, CARVERS KNOW SKY GIANT BEST.
2013-06-14 11:09:47 AM
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.


GROG JUST NEED GET OWN OBSIDIAN TO SAY THING GROG THINK, THEN PEOPLE LOVE GROG LIKE LOVE STONEBAMA. GROG BE STUPID NOT DO THIS.
2013-06-14 11:09:07 AM
2 votes:

Aarontology: WHY TRIBE FROM ACROSS RIVER NOT HOOT AND WHISTLE LIKE OOK TRIBE? THEY IN OOK LAND, THEY SPEAK LIKE OOK.


THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK.  SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.
2013-06-14 11:06:27 AM
2 votes:
You guys, I'm dying here. I'm sitting at my desk with my guts hurting from holding in the laughter trying desperately to keep my shoulders from shaking from suppressed guffaws. My face is turning red and tears are running down my face from it all.

Best. Thread. Ever,
2013-06-14 11:05:07 AM
2 votes:

Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.


THROG NOT SEE WHAT WRONG MAKING CAVEMAN SHOW ROCK TO VOTE. HOW HARD TO GET ROCK? BEST WAY TO KNOW IF CAVEMAN CAN VOTE!
2013-06-14 11:03:47 AM
2 votes:
TRONK KNOW NEANDERTHALS REAL RACISTS
2013-06-14 11:03:01 AM
2 votes:

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Diogenes: bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.

THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?

STONEBAMA TRICKY.


HOW WE KNOW STONEBAMA COME FROM CAVE? ME THINK STONEBAMA COME FROM PLACE FAR AWAY FROM CAVE. DEMAND BIG PAINTING OF STONEBAMA WHEN HE IN CAVE!
2013-06-14 10:55:49 AM
2 votes:

what_now: lockers: It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology:

The bootstrappy guy with all the slaves?


Libertarianism only works if you have an army of slaves:
www.angryflower.com
2013-06-14 10:53:29 AM
2 votes:

Dr Dreidel: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Dr Dreidel: Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.

IF YOU HAVING WOMAN HURTS, MOG HURT FOR YOU; MOG HAVE MANY HURTS, BUT NOT WOMAN.

// MOG CHILD NAMED BLOO IVEE

MOG WOMAN VERY HOT. MOG HAVE ALL LUCK.



// not that I disagree
// BeyBey's reaction to this thread


SHOW BEST PART OF MOG WOMAN. IS THIGH. MAYBE ASS.
2013-06-14 10:51:31 AM
2 votes:

bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE. TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE. THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.


STONEBAMA PUT GROUND SEED FROM ONE PLANT ON MEAT, NOT GROUND FRUIT FROM OTHER PLANT. STONEBAMA DERANGE!
2013-06-14 10:48:16 AM
2 votes:

bdub77: ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.


GROND HEAR TAGG WANT SPEAR MAN MAKE FUN OF ROCKNEY.
2013-06-14 10:47:23 AM
2 votes:
STONE

Grand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS


STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE
2013-06-14 10:46:38 AM
2 votes:
OOK NO WANT NEANDERTHAL TO TAKE OOK JOB.
2013-06-14 10:45:55 AM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-14 10:42:43 AM
2 votes:

lockers: Libertarianism is the most misunderstood of all political philosophies. It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology: Individualism, personal accountability, enterprise and discovery. What conservatism and liberalism have discarded in their race to bury the age of enlightenment, libertarianism seeks to restore. The problem is people need such an affront to care that we are lead into the dark recesses by both the progressives and the conservatives.


2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-14 10:40:10 AM
2 votes:

Obama's Reptiloid Master: TODAK SAY WOMAN NO HAVE BABBY IF CLUB. SAY BABBY NOT MAKE IF CLUB BECAUSE WOMAN NOT LIKE CLUB.

WE TELL TODAK IS NOT TRUE; MANY BABBY HAPPEN AFTER CLUB. TODAK VERY STUPID.


WOMAN WANT MANY BABBY. GROND NOT WANT. WHY GROND MUST GIVE ONE THIRD OF PELT AND MEAT AND ROCK TO WOMAN? WHAR GROND CHOICE?
2013-06-14 10:39:38 AM
2 votes:

BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT


TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL
2013-06-14 10:37:18 AM
2 votes:

bdub77: BunkoSquad: bdub77: BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.

WHEN CAVEMAN TRY HIT CAVEWOMAN WITH CLUB AND DRAG CAVEWOMAN AWAY, CAVEWOMAN HAVE WAY OF SHUTTING THAT WHOLE THING DOWN

BROK AGREE, BIG SKY MAN TELL BROK THAT BABBY FROM CLUBBING IS WILL OF BIG SKY MAN.


THAT WHAT YOU GET FOR CLUBBING WITH STRANGE CAVEWOMAN.  UGG TRY TO WARN YOU.  CAVEWUBS ARE DANGEROUS
2013-06-14 10:35:46 AM
2 votes:

bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.

UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.

BROK HELP UGG. BROK PACKAGE MANY CAVE INTO CONSTRUCT BROK CALL CREDIT ROCK SWAP. VERY SIMPLE. UGG AND CAVE OWNER PAY BROK ROCKS, IF CAVE COLLAPSE THEN BROK STILL KEEPS ROCKS AND TAKE YOUR WOMAN IF STILL ALIVE. IT VERY COMPLICATED. SIGN HERE. YOU NOT GO BROKE WITH BROK.


BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER.  UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING.  THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM
2013-06-14 10:35:05 AM
2 votes:

BunkoSquad: bdub77: ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.

TROG AGREE WITH ROCKNEY "LEMON, WET, GOOD" PLATFORM. ROCKNEY OFFER BOLD LEADERSHIP FOR COMING HARVEST SEASONS


CROD NOT BELIEVE ROCKNEY WHEN SAY HE MAKE ROCK FROM THIN AIR.
2013-06-14 10:34:55 AM
2 votes:
I'm laughing harder than I have all day so far from this thread, bravo all
2013-06-14 10:32:42 AM
2 votes:
THAG ASK WHY BIG CAVE TELL HIM NO MATE WITH SMILODON. THAG NOT PUT UP WITH BIG CAVE TELLING THAG HOW MATE. THAG BE BACK SOON.
2013-06-14 10:31:16 AM
2 votes:
ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.
2013-06-14 09:43:17 AM
2 votes:
In the old Soviet Union, Mao's China, Pol Pot's Cambodia, and today's North Korea, they tried to move toward the ideal Communist system.

I must have missed the chapter where Marx wrote about the virtues of murderous authoritarian dictatorships.
2013-06-14 09:36:39 AM
2 votes:
Ayn Rand was a soviet double agent who collected Social Security.
2013-06-14 09:19:59 AM
2 votes:
The libertarian idea is the only truly new political idea in the last couple thousand years.

Lolwut
2013-06-15 06:41:31 PM
1 votes:

HighOnCraic: CygnusDarius: Virtuoso80: DreamyAltarBoy: Virtuoso80: MY CAPS KEY IS BROKEN.

HAVE YOU TRIED POKING WITH STICK?

STICK IN USE BEATING DEAD HORSE.

CAN'T STAND UP FROM ROCK. ROCK HAS PEDROOG'S STONES.

LISTEN TO ROCK!  ROCK MAKE SENSE!

[www.hotflick.net image 640x266]

"I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier..."


You know I love you, right?
2013-06-15 04:55:51 PM
1 votes:

DreamyAltarBoy: Virtuoso80: MY CAPS KEY IS BROKEN.

HAVE YOU TRIED POKING WITH STICK?


STICK IN USE BEATING DEAD HORSE.
2013-06-15 04:50:47 PM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Hey, can someone get us a caveman version of scumbag steve?


i1222.photobucket.com
2013-06-15 04:24:17 PM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: Cosmic_Music: One day you will all tell your grandchildren you were in this thread.

and they will know why civilisation died :)

BECAUSE WE AM PLAY GODSKY MAN!

WE REACH TOO FAR!


FTFY
2013-06-15 04:19:44 PM
1 votes:

Cosmic_Music: One day you will all tell your grandchildren you were in this thread.

and they will know why civilisation died :)


BECAUSE WE AM PLAY GOD!

WE REACH TOO FAR!
2013-06-15 03:09:08 PM
1 votes:
One day you will all tell your grandchildren you were in this thread.

and they will know why civilisation died :)
2013-06-15 02:15:07 PM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: MAUG CARVE FARK CAVENAME LIST FOR YUKS.

MAUG THINK SELF CRAZY. BUT THAT'S HOW MAUG ROLLS.

-------

Aarontology - OOK
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat - GROG
Grand_Moff_Joseph - UGG
Diogenes - CROD
WI241TH - TORG
bdub77 - BROK
BunkoSquad - TORP
what_now - OOG/SHOOG/SHOOB
kronicfeld - GROND
Jackson Herring - TRONK
vernonFL - VONK/VORG
clownyclownzomby - GORG
Obama's Reptiloid Master - THAG
RanDomino - MOOG
mark.jms - SLARG
Bloody William - THROG
verbaltoxin - DAG
johan heggs tiny man nipples - BRONT
cheeseaholic - CHOCK
buckler - GORK
Weigard - ZOK
God Is My Co-Pirate - ZARN
brap - GORK
gameshowhost - TONDA
sendtodave - DORG
SordidEuphemism - GRUNG
IdBeCrazyIf - TOK/GRUUNK
Spoon over Marin - SPPOK
qorkfiend - KORK
WTF Indeed - LOR
doc_roswell - DOC_ROSTHOG
Gosling - MOG
kregh99 - GROM
Cosmic_Music - COSARG
Wyalt Derp - STRUGG
mbillips - MOOK
nmrsnr - CHAG
AverageAmericanGuy - AAG
Z-clipped - ZORG
Truth's Urethra - SHMARG
tbaughm - YORG
heap - GACK
brnt00 - BRONT
Ed Grubermann - THAG
HeartBurnKid - CORG
A Dark Evil Omen - DRAK
Surly U. Jest - THARG
Fatty McFatcheeks - FROOG
RedThree - REDD
MountainClimber - ROCKCLIMBER
Paul Baumer - LOTHAR
MonoChango - CHANGO
RangerTaylor - RANG
megarian - MERG
lewismarktwo - UGG
Vodka Zombie - VARK
phaseolus - FAZ
germ78 - ZOOK?
DerAppie - URK
zulius - ZUZU
12monkeys - GLUNK
Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt - GROG
xanadian - MUNG-MUNG
Harold_of_the_Rocks - ME HAVE CAVE NAME APPROPRIATE!
Burr - URG
Rabbitgod - URGGRA
germ78 - ZOOK
Commander Lysdexic - COMM
serial_crusher - GROK/SURK
Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel - RABB
CheatCommando - CHEAT
and Natasha - RURK
Slowdog - SLOG
WaitWhatWhy - UGH
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears - TROG
Zafler - ZAF
Hugh2d2 - UG
bigpete53 - ORRDO
Egalitarian - EGAL
Famous Thamas - GRUNCH
loki see loki do - LOKAR
PsiChick - EEA
StRalphTheLiar - BROG
Five Tails of Fury - THOG
redElfShotTheFood - RORG
rufus-t-firefly - OOG
WinoRhino - GORK
Twitch Boy - TONK
Ben Ghazi - BEN GAZE
mdeesnuts - MOOG
bigpete53 - GREK
FiFi Le Pew - POOG
ti ...


GLOG LOOK LIST.

GLOG REALIZE CAN NO READ.

GLOG HIT MAUG ON HEAD WITH BIG CLUB. DRAG BY HAIR BACK TO CAVE.

"ENOUGH CAVE ETCHING FOR YOU, WOMAN. MAKE SANDWICH INSTEAD."
2013-06-15 02:10:04 PM
1 votes:
MAUG CARVE FARK CAVENAME LIST FOR YUKS.

MAUG THINK SELF CRAZY. BUT THAT'S HOW MAUG ROLLS.

-------

Aarontology - OOK
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat - GROG
Grand_Moff_Joseph - UGG
Diogenes - CROD
WI241TH - TORG
bdub77 - BROK
BunkoSquad - TORP
what_now - OOG/SHOOG/SHOOB
kronicfeld - GROND
Jackson Herring - TRONK
vernonFL - VONK/VORG
clownyclownzomby - GORG
Obama's Reptiloid Master - THAG
RanDomino - MOOG
mark.jms - SLARG
Bloody William - THROG
verbaltoxin - DAG
johan heggs tiny man nipples - BRONT
cheeseaholic - CHOCK
buckler - GORK
Weigard - ZOK
God Is My Co-Pirate - ZARN
brap - GORK
gameshowhost - TONDA
sendtodave - DORG
SordidEuphemism - GRUNG
IdBeCrazyIf - TOK/GRUUNK
Spoon over Marin - SPPOK
qorkfiend - KORK
WTF Indeed - LOR
doc_roswell - DOC_ROSTHOG
Gosling - MOG
kregh99 - GROM
Cosmic_Music - COSARG
Wyalt Derp - STRUGG
mbillips - MOOK
nmrsnr - CHAG
AverageAmericanGuy - AAG
Z-clipped - ZORG
Truth's Urethra - SHMARG
tbaughm - YORG
heap - GACK
brnt00 - BRONT
Ed Grubermann - THAG
HeartBurnKid - CORG
A Dark Evil Omen - DRAK
Surly U. Jest - THARG
Fatty McFatcheeks - FROOG
RedThree - REDD
MountainClimber - ROCKCLIMBER
Paul Baumer - LOTHAR
MonoChango - CHANGO
RangerTaylor - RANG
megarian - MERG
lewismarktwo - UGG
Vodka Zombie - VARK
phaseolus - FAZ
germ78 - ZOOK?
DerAppie - URK
zulius - ZUZU
12monkeys - GLUNK
Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt - GROG
xanadian - MUNG-MUNG
Harold_of_the_Rocks - ME HAVE CAVE NAME APPROPRIATE!
Burr - URG
Rabbitgod - URGGRA
germ78 - ZOOK
Commander Lysdexic - COMM
serial_crusher - GROK/SURK
Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel - RABB
CheatCommando - CHEAT
and Natasha - RURK
Slowdog - SLOG
WaitWhatWhy - UGH
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears - TROG
Zafler - ZAF
Hugh2d2 - UG
bigpete53 - ORRDO
Egalitarian - EGAL
Famous Thamas - GRUNCH
loki see loki do - LOKAR
PsiChick - EEA
StRalphTheLiar - BROG
Five Tails of Fury - THOG
redElfShotTheFood - RORG
rufus-t-firefly - OOG
WinoRhino - GORK
Twitch Boy - TONK
Ben Ghazi - BEN GAZE
mdeesnuts - MOOG
bigpete53 - GREK
FiFi Le Pew - POOG
timujin - TIMOOKJIN
iawai - NEEK
imashark - ZREK
diabloninja - OOK
Ego edo infantia cattus - VOG
Mercutio74 - MORC
cybrwzrd - GURCH
seventypercent - GROOD
Crotchrocket Slim - CROTCH
ArtosRC - TARSO
AlHarris31 - NOG
sewnandsilent - HONKE
outdoorsman_jph - GOONGA
logic523 - LOGIC
Lackofname - URG
ghare - OGG
Dellirium - TARNOCK
bglove25 - BONK
fifthhorseman - GRONK
ZeroCorpse - ZEROC
Supercampion - PODROCK?
DreamyAltarBoy - HNORG
Le Roi en Jaune - LORJ
The_Original_Roxtar - TOR
hubiestubert - HU-BE
radiofreewill - NIKTO
ItchyMcDoogle - ROG
PunGent - PUNG
LibertyHiller - LORG

/missed a few, maybe cuz buried in deep hole
2013-06-15 01:33:57 PM
1 votes:

monty666: Blah blah blah blah


i105.photobucket.com
2013-06-15 05:15:33 AM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: GreatGlavinsGhost: Kittypie070: SH*T, WHAT MAUG DO NOW?

MAUG HAD FUN HERE.

NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TOSS IN FOR YUKS.

HOW MAUG DOIN?

MAUG COME OVER EAT LEFTOVER MAMMOTH AND GATHER BERRIES WHEN FIREBALL COME BACK. GLOG HAVE BIG CLUB AND KNOW MAKE FIRE.

MAUG DOING GOOD.

MAUG CUDDLE GLOG AND MAKE SMALL HYPNOTIC NOISE.


YOU GO GET CAVE!
2013-06-14 09:58:35 PM
1 votes:

SmackLT: Mercutio74: One thing I love about this thread is how people will add 1 to the total amount of comments to express their disgust that the comment count is so high.  Also, anyone who thinks this thread is more about libertarianism vs reality than it is about spontaneous group caveman language is probably not looking carefully enough at the Fark demographic.

[i.imgur.com image 460x300]


TONDA LOVE THOMAS TURGOOSE IN MOVING CAVE PAINTING "THIS IS ENGLAND". NOT IN PEEPEE-TOUCH WAY, JUST ENJOY.
2013-06-14 09:48:05 PM
1 votes:
LORJ MAIN PROBLEM WITH LIBERTARIAN THOUGHT IS MARKET NO GOOD AT ADJUSTING NON-ROCK EXTERNALITIES. TRAGEDY OF COMMON CAVE REPEATS FROM MAXIMIZATION OF SHORT TERM ROCK PROFIT INSTEAD OF SUSTAINABLE ROCK DEVELOPMENT.

HEALTH CARE EXAMPLE. COMMUNICABLE DISEASE AM WHOLE TRIBE PROBLEM. LESS PLAGUES GOOD.

LORJ FAVOR SOCIAL LIBERTARIANISM. FISCAL LIBERTARIAN POLICIES NO PREVENT MARKET FAILURES. LIBERTARIANISM LIKE COMMUNISM IN NO NOTICING THAT CAVEMEN ARE IRRATIONAL.
2013-06-14 09:07:43 PM
1 votes:
You guys went full caveman. Never go full caveman.
2013-06-14 08:35:50 PM
1 votes:

Badgers: [www.leftycartoons.com image 650x976]


Personally, I find that there are only two kinds of Libertarians:

1 - An Anarchist who graduated from college
2 - A Young Republican who knew a pot dealer
2013-06-14 08:27:19 PM
1 votes:
MUNG-MUNG GET LAST ETCHING ON CAVE WALL NOW.

*tink* *tink* *tink* *tink*

...

WELL...MUNG-MUNG GET LAST ETCHING SOON.
2013-06-14 07:14:06 PM
1 votes:
HNORG READ THRED , SPIT BEAN JUICE ON CAVE WALL. SOMEONE OWE HNORG NEW CHISEL!
2013-06-14 06:51:49 PM
1 votes:
This thread is what is wrong with the world.

BIG SKY MAN FROWNS AT CAVEMEN SHINANIGANS
2013-06-14 06:48:49 PM
1 votes:
Wow this thread is still derping along. Don't you people have stuff to do--outside?

I'LL TAKE THE GOVERNMENT-FREE ROAST DUCK WITH THE MANGO SALSA
2013-06-14 06:44:33 PM
1 votes:
CAN ME PLAY TOO?

3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-14 06:30:40 PM
1 votes:
GRONK READ ROCK.  GRONK LAUGH.
2013-06-14 06:28:00 PM
1 votes:

m00: mccallcl: Libertarian ideas are not worth dying for, and make no mistake: in order for them to be implemented even partway, millions would die.

1) equalize wage tax and capital gains, remove all loopholes especially of the corporate variety. Make it easier to start a small business.


You do realize you can open up a business tomorrow without filing any paperwork on the Federal or State level, right?  How much easier does it need to be?


/SO EASY BONK CAN DO
2013-06-14 06:13:39 PM
1 votes:

bdub77: BunkoSquad: tricycleracer: ROCK STONEBAMA THINK WHEEL IS FUTURE.  BIG CAVE SHOULD NOT PICK WINNERS AND LOSERS.

TORG THINK CAVE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO SARAH PALEO AND DRILL FOR MORE ROCK UNDER OWN CAVE

KEEP INSERTING MANSTICK INTO LAZY WHITE BIRD


lh6.googleusercontent.com


/this thread has seen everything else today
//why not a pony too
2013-06-14 06:12:57 PM
1 votes:
GOONGA SEE SMOKE, NO GRAB PELT OR NOTHING, THANK SKY FAIRY. GOONGA GOT BRONCHITIS, AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
2013-06-14 06:05:29 PM
1 votes:
What a Libertarian might look like:
i1243.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 06:04:01 PM
1 votes:
GOONGA NO WANT GO BACK TO MANY MOONS AGO. GOONGA LIKE CAVEBOOK AND MAMMOTHSPACE.  GOONGA HEAR FROM CAVEBOOK THAT STONEBAMA NOT LET INVISIBLE SKY FAIRY RITUAL IN BIG CAVE CLUB FORCE.  WHY NO LIKE SKY FAIRY STONEBAMA?  GOONGA GO BACK TO BOOL OROCKLY CAVE PAINTINGS FOR TRUTH.
2013-06-14 06:01:22 PM
1 votes:
One thing I love about this thread is how people will add 1 to the total amount of comments to express their disgust that the comment count is so high.  Also, anyone who thinks this thread is more about libertarianism vs reality than it is about spontaneous group caveman language is probably not looking carefully enough at the Fark demographic.
2013-06-14 05:59:40 PM
1 votes:
URG THINK PEOPLE TOO DIFFERENT FROM MANY MOONS AGO WHEN UGG WAS BABBY. FIRETELLER TELL URG TIMES SIMPLER, FEWER WALL CARVINGS. URG WANT BIG CAVE GO BACK TO BEFORE.
2013-06-14 05:52:10 PM
1 votes:

ghare: Why in the HELL does this thread have 1322 comments?

Because libertarians are nuts. And crazy. people have lots of free time and energy.

2013-06-14 05:47:06 PM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: CAT WOULD NOT MAKE SUITABLE GOD FOR RABBITS.


SOUND LIKE CURRENT SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT FOR ELEPHANT CLAN VOTER.
2013-06-14 05:34:55 PM
1 votes:
just when you think things have gone as far as they could go, when all the epic juice has been squeezed out....


BAM.

caveman furry politics.

i'm equal parts proud and scared.
2013-06-14 05:33:41 PM
1 votes:

birchman: ROCKS NEWS. FAIR AND BALANCED.


Well played
2013-06-14 05:03:25 PM
1 votes:
[MAUG HEARS m00'S THOUGHTS IN SLEEP]

THEN WHY SUCH DUNG-SPLATTER RATING FOR LESSER-CLAN-CHIEF-GATHERING??
2013-06-14 05:00:15 PM
1 votes:

cybrwzrd: Actually, Roark had a sound reason to blow up the housing development. He designed a self sustaining building, but due to politics it was corrupted to the point of becoming an absurb mockery of itself. He didn't blow it up because of what it was to be used for. He blew it up because it was not his design.


Irrespective, it still makes him a hypocrite champion of Objectivist doctrine.

cybrwzrd: You obviously have never read any of the fiction or the books surrounding Objectivism


I have read Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, Anthem, Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal and the Virtue of Selfishness. That's how I know her so well -- even better than you. You think I cribbed all that shiat I wrote above from Wikipedia or something? ....do a search, I've been posting in Fark Objectivism threads for years.

Interestingly, you are not the first Objectivist to reply to one of my anti-Ayn Rand rants with "You've obviously never read any of her works". In fact, that's something of a common retort from you guys: Blind dismissal instead of rational argument. That makes you no better than Creationists.

cybrwzrd: I just think that you should maybe focus your vitriol on the idiots who have taken the Objectivist philosophy and corrupted it instead of the philosophy itself.


Like who, Leonard Peikoff or Alan Greenspan? ...or Ayn Rand herself?

Listen: She was damaged goods, dude. Those mean ole Bolsheviks took her daddy's business and robbed her of the privilege and position she most undoubtedly deserved in Russian society and she spent the rest of her life whining about it. She was an absolutely despicable person according to EVERYONE who ever had the misfortune of working with or even meeting her, indomitably defiant, obscenely difficult, and was known to completely suck the life out of a room. She never smiled or laughed, she abhorred small talk, and she would often approach strangers with random questions like "Tell me about your premises." She just didn't get people -- she was a pure autistic in every sense of the meaning. And her problem with her philosophy was, like all philosophers, she assumed that everyone thinks like her, or ought to.

She was wrong. Horribly, depressingly, ridiculously wrong.

/And now, a fun Ayn Rand fact:

"Suppose you are a nice family of Russian Jewish immigrants living in Chicago in the 1920s. Suppose you get a frantic letter from some distant cousin in Russia, begging for help because their daughter is a stubborn loudmouth who will certainly be killed if she stays in the country for much longer. Suppose you happily provide the necessary affidavit of support for a visa, promise her a job in your family business, and open your home-a five-room apartment already so crowded that the cousin will have to sleep on a cot in the dining room-to her for six months.

Now suppose your cousin keeps everyone else in the house up all night, every night, with her incessant typing (which you translate into English for her) or her long baths that use up all the hot water (although she will later abandon this practice). Suppose that during the day, while you are faint from sleep deprivation, your cousin roams the apartment singing "I'm Sitting on Top of the World" as loudly as she can. Suppose she declines to speak to you because your conversation topics don't "interest me." Suppose she leans on you to arrange an extension of her visa, borrows a bunch of money from you to move to Hollywood, and promises to buy you a "mink coat and a Rolls-Royce" when she makes it big.

You might, then, be forgiven for holding a grudge when your cousin becomes wealthy and famous and she neither buys you anything nor pays you back the money she borrowed. Instead, all you get are copies of some ponderous novels, tickets to a couple of revolting lectures, and the pleasure of learning, in many interviews, that your cousin "had no family in America" and that "nobody helped [her]" when she immigrated."
2013-06-14 04:59:51 PM
1 votes:

trappedspirit: keylock71: So glad I saw this thread before I quit working for the day...

Every time I go to the zoo I am still surprised to see the number of people that consider making animal noises at the animals to be a good joke.  But this thread, I am not sure what it is.


YOU SPECIAL ROCKFLAKE, MAKE MAUG FEEL BAD
2013-06-14 04:46:33 PM
1 votes:
LOL EPIC THREAD! cool story bro swag YOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
FAIL TAG hashtag ##lulz
 EPIC MEME i troll u

imageshack.us
2013-06-14 04:42:11 PM
1 votes:
TARSO ALWAYS LATE TO THINK PLACE

ALL GOOD THINGS ALREADY SAID
2013-06-14 04:34:08 PM
1 votes:
That incoherent article, my friends, is the end result of writing to choral approval for too long.  Ignoring the actual topic, that's one of the worst reasoned articles I've read on FARK in a long time.
2013-06-14 04:29:25 PM
1 votes:

keylock71: So glad I saw this thread before I quit working for the day...


Every time I go to the zoo I am still surprised to see the number of people that consider making animal noises at the animals to be a good joke.  But this thread, I am not sure what it is.
2013-06-14 04:25:27 PM
1 votes:

Ishkur: cybrwzrd: In my younger days I was an objectivist. I still am in many ways. I do believe in the Randian idea of rational selfishness. That is - doing what is best for yourself as long as it does not harm another.

You mean like blowing up a housing project or destroying civilization or raping women as a token of divine selfishness?

Here's what's wrong with Ayn Rand and Objectivism:

What Ayn Rand did was simplify a complex network of economic theories, ideas, practices and human motives and constructed a mono-dimensional faux-reality as a vehicle to push her pulp. Then she filled it full of cardboard cutout characters and mary sue ubermensches who don't talk but lecture for tedious pages about why the rich and powerful have divine right to being rich and powerful. And of course things play out exactly the way her philosophy says because she's the author and she controls the farking outcome. In clear violation of every standard of ethics, politics, economics, reality, life, human nature, philosophy, and farking national train corporation management. It's dishonest, and it's wrong.

As an example of how wildly skewed her understanding of reality really was, just looked at how she twisted the Robin Hood fable. She called him the most evil fairytale hero in history because he stole from the producers to give to the moochers. On the contrary, Robin actually stole the people's taxes from the oppressive government and gave them back to the their rightful owners. He should be a Tea Party icon. I don't understand why she didn't look this up thoroughly enough. It was a bad allegory because it's heavily dependent on point of view.

The book's premise is ridiculous because NO ONE is so important that they think they can destroy the world by retreating from it. Nature abhors a vacuum. Everything important and meaningful that has ever been created -- from thoughts to ideas to products to technology to companies -- is instantly taught, copied, and spread around, effectively buil ...


Damn man, you said it better than I could have, but I will add this. Rand claims to be a philosopher of some sort, but the counterarguments to almost every claim she makes can be found in philosophers centuries, or even in some cases, millenia before her. She shows no sign of actually engaging anything but a caricature of western thought prior to her and most of her ardent defenders are equally poorly read. They are in the position of thinking that the contest for greatest musician ever is a knockdown drag out fight between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.
2013-06-14 04:17:23 PM
1 votes:
Libertarianism is a stupid trend. It's unrealistic, childish, selfish and out of touch with any spirit of community or rule of law.

Stop supporting it. And for gods sake stop embarrassing yourself by claiming to identify with it.
2013-06-14 04:11:42 PM
1 votes:

Aarontology: OOK HAVE RIGHT TO ASSAULT ROCK. KEEP OOK FAMILY SAFE FROM TIGERS.


i1222.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 04:02:56 PM
1 votes:

RobertBruce: InmanRoshi: RobertBruce: InmanRoshi: Every libertarian utopia somehow revolves around people living off the land in some rural outpost.   The trouble is commerce and capitalism encourages population density.    I'd love to hear how libertarianism works in a condensed urban environment where 9 million people are forced to share a finite amount of resources and land.

Same as now, except without laws other than those that protect body and property.

So basically a 3rd world shiate hole?  Gotcha.

What's your alternative:?


How about the opposite of Calcutta?    Ever been there?   You would love it.


No stupid government forcing you to pay for things like community housing, so the poor just sleep and shiat in the streets literally turning the entire city into a gigantic cesspool.    No Obamacare, so the sick and dying just decompose out in the sun.    No public policy, so malaria and AIDS just runs rampant.   No major public projects, so limited public transportation leaving 15 million people living in a congested polluted mess.

Just everyone out there living their own lives, just totally free from the tyranny of government thugs.
2013-06-14 03:56:25 PM
1 votes:

RobertBruce: You're better off dealing with a business who acts in your interests because competition makes it happen.


bender.jpg
2013-06-14 03:53:44 PM
1 votes:
InmanRoshi
Warlords are just the most "bootstrappy".

TRORG RUN FOR WARLORD BUT LOSE IN RUNOFF RACE TO BARG FROM WOLF CAVE. NEXT TIME WE USE BALLOTS, NOT CLIFF.
2013-06-14 03:53:03 PM
1 votes:
www.leftycartoons.com
2013-06-14 03:51:52 PM
1 votes:

iawai: gameshowhost: iawai: BIG CAVE GIVE ALL CAVEMEN SAME VOICE AND BIG CAVE SPEAK LOUDER THAN NEEK.

NEEK NOT PAY ATTENTION SCOTUS. NEEK OWN IDEA FREEDOM BE USED AGAINST NEEK IN CITIZENS UNITEDROCK, SO NEEK VOICE BE EASILY DROWNED OUT BY BIG FREEDOM CHIEFS WHO LOVE THAT NEEK SHILL FOR.  NEEK PLAN BACKFIRE. OR MAYBE NEEK JUST TOADIE.

NEEK FINE WITH CITIZENS UNITEDROCK GIVING MOUNTAINS OF ROCKS TO ANY GIVEN CHIEF. NEEK WANT TO SAY NEEK'S CAVE HAS NEW CHIEF.

CAVEMEN WITH BIG ROCKS DON'T LIKE NEEK, THEY LIKE BIG CAVE AND SUPPORT BOTH CAVEMEN TRYING TO BE CHIEF OF BIG CAVE.


BOTH CAVES BAD. VOTE ROCK PAUL, WHO BARELY DIFFERENT FROM WORST CAVE.
2013-06-14 03:50:20 PM
1 votes:

demaL-demaL-yeH: gameshowhost: Z-clipped: iawai: TONDA SILLY IF TONDA THINK BIG CAVE MAKE FAIR RULES.

IMPERFECT BIG CAVE RULES BETTER FOR MOST PEOPLE THAN NO RULES AT ALL
TONDA CAN FIX RULES.  TONDA NO FIX NO RULES

TONDA™ WENT GOT NAME TRADEROCKED. YOU OWE TONDA™  SHINY ROCK IF YOU SAY TONDA™ AGAIN WITHOUT PERMISSION.

TONDA NOT UNDERSTAND FAIR USE. TONDA WEARS LOINCLOTH ALL SMASHED TOGETHER AND FULL OF TINY, TINY, TINY RIVER ROCKS.


TONDA HAVE BIG LAW FIRM AND BURY YOU WITH MANY STONE CARVINGS.
2013-06-14 03:45:52 PM
1 votes:

InmanRoshi: cybrwzrd: In my younger days I was an objectivist. I still am in many ways. I do believe in the Randian idea of rational selfishness. That is - doing what is best for yourself as long as it does not harm another

The trouble is that it's nothing more than a trite platitude that really means absolutely nothing.    Most of the time people don't realize how their actions hurt others until the shiat hits the fan.    You want to build a swimming pool.   You stomp up and down that city has zoning laws that you have to follow, and that it's your property and you should do whatever you damn well feel like.   Great philosophy, until you built a cheap swimming pool that leaks  and contaminates all your neighbor's property and water supply.


Hence the need for laws to prevent things like that from happening. But I would disagree that building a pool from shoddy materials because it is cheap is rational. This love of cheaper is better in our society is greed, not rational selfishness.

GOOG SAID THIS IN EARLIER PARAGRAPH. GOOG SAYS LEARN TO READ SCRATCH MARKS ON SCREEN. *HOPS UP AND DOWN LIKE APE MAKING HOOTING NOISES*
2013-06-14 03:43:42 PM
1 votes:

gameshowhost: Z-clipped: iawai: TONDA SILLY IF TONDA THINK BIG CAVE MAKE FAIR RULES.

IMPERFECT BIG CAVE RULES BETTER FOR MOST PEOPLE THAN NO RULES AT ALL
TONDA CAN FIX RULES.  TONDA NO FIX NO RULES

TONDA™ WENT GOT NAME TRADEROCKED. YOU OWE TONDA™  SHINY ROCK IF YOU SAY TONDA™ AGAIN WITHOUT PERMISSION.


TONDA NOT UNDERSTAND FAIR USE. TONDA WEARS LOINCLOTH ALL SMASHED TOGETHER AND FULL OF TINY, TINY, TINY RIVER ROCKS.
2013-06-14 03:25:26 PM
1 votes:

DrPainMD: George Carlin was right: people are deathly afraid of freedom. And, they love to talk about how free they are.


TONDA FIND MOST FREEDOM WHEN TONDA NOT HAVE OBEY RULES.

TONDA ALSO TURN BLUE AFTER EAT LOTS OF COLLOIDAL MUD.
2013-06-14 03:22:52 PM
1 votes:
ME LOOK IN THREAD.  ME SEE CAPS LOCK AND CAVEMAN TALK.  ME NOT SURE WHAT GOES ON HERE.  ME CONFUSED BECAUSE ME SEE HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK AND CAVEMAN TALK ON FARK.
2013-06-14 03:17:10 PM
1 votes:

cybrwzrd: It may be an oxymoron to call myself this - but I think I am a progressive libertarian. I will always deeply believe that limited government is the best way to govern, with as few laws as necessary to provide for a cohesive society. I also understand that most people are greedy assholes and will abuse any political system to benefit themselves at the expense of others. Due to this, there needs to be a safety net to prevent the powerful/rich from abusing the weak/poor. The powerful/rich also need to be prevented from gaining too much power by stacking the deck in their own favor by buying politicians - even if it means sky-high taxes to prevent massive wealth accumulation and policies that prevent intergenerational wealth transfer.


I know that the left tries to portray libertarianism as the belief system of right wing religious loonies and fascist-capitalists, but both of these groups want to use the rule of law to benefit their agenda. There is nothing libertarian about allowing looters of any group (in this case the investor class/corporate types and religious fanatics) to use the force of law to stack the deck in their favor. These people are no more Libertarian than Evangelicals are Christian. These types believe that freedom is the right to never be held accountable for doing the wrong thing as long as you benefit from doing the wrong thing. Rand herself would be against that - it is called irrational selfishness or greed.


In my younger days I was an objectivist. I still am in many ways. I do believe in the Randian idea of rational selfishness. That is - doing what is best for yourself as long as it does not harm another. If you are a liberal and you think that you know the actual philosophy behind Objectivism just from osmosis by reading about it as told by looter-objectivists (most "Libertarians", tea party members, facist-capitalists, etc) then you might as well have formed your opinions about Judasim as told by the Iranians. The whole idea of objectivis ...


YOU NOT SPEAK PROPER CAVEMAN. LEARN TO SPEAK CAVEMAN. WRONG THREAD FOR TINY SCRATCHINGS.
2013-06-14 03:14:37 PM
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG GIVE SHINY ROCKS TO CAVEMEN WHO MAKE BASKETS FOR HIM. BASKETS MAKE GETTING FRUIT EASIER. GROG TRADE FRUIT FOR MORE SHINY ROCKS AND SHINY ROCKS FOR BETTER BASKET. SOON GROG BY SECOND HUT IN THE HAMPTONS.


WHEN BROG COLLECT MANY SHINY ROCKS, BROG WILL GIVE THEM TO MAN IN CAVEMAN ISLANDS. MAN NOT TELL BIG CAVE ABOUT BROG'S ROCKS, SO BIG CAVE NOT TAKE SO MANY. THEN MAYBE BROG RUN FOR CHIEFTAIN WITH ELEPHANT CLAN.
2013-06-14 03:11:51 PM
1 votes:

parasol: MUCH HA_HA
SUN SAYS TIME TO START COOKING FIRE AND SEE WHAT FOOD IS IN BACK OF CAVE
BEWARE OF LOCAL WATER HOLE YOU HUNTERS


TONDA SEE YOU PUT MICROSCOPIC AMOUNT OF FLOURIDE IN HOLE AND THINK YOU LIZARD PERSON.
2013-06-14 03:01:41 PM
1 votes:
Gulper Eel - You're also not going to get screwed if you realize that certain aspects of your life are best controlled by yourself, even if it's a pain in the ass to do so at the time. I was flipping through a recent Consumer Reports (no can find linky) piece on health care that stated 70% of our health care costs are due to our own shiatty choices. It's not the government's fault or Monsanto's fault or anybody's fault but our own if we are unwilling to govern our own choices. We eat poorly, we don't exercise,

This line has made me laugh since 2011 when, after a healthy home-cooked meal and out for a healthy
walk after dinner I was hit by an uninsured teenage driver - the result was 90% of my out of pocket
health-care costs for the previous FIVE years

I obviously should have avoided the choice to use sidewalks
2013-06-14 02:58:47 PM
1 votes:
TONDA BACK FROM DEAD CAVEPERSON CEREMONY. TONDA UPSET THAT CEREMONY NOT MENTION HOW MUCH TONDA PAY IN ROCK TAX.
2013-06-14 02:57:40 PM
1 votes:

iawai: verbaltoxin: iawai: Mercutio74: FuzedBox: Libertarianism is not anarchy, nor even close to it. Sure there's anarcho-libertarianism, a form of libertarianism but they are not the majority. Libertarianism in and of it self does not want to abolish government; it wants to streamline it and prune the branches.

But let's face it.  Libertarianism is a terrible idea.  All it does is transfer power and resources to people with the most power and resources.  Without governmental regulation and enforcement, there's no way an individual has any ability to move up in the world except by the grace of the people already in charge.

But let's face it.  Statism is a terrible idea.  All it does is transfer power and resources to people with the most power and resources.  Without governmental regulation and enforcement, the rich and powerful have no ability to crush all the possible competition in the world.

So strip all those regulations and leave all the rich and powerful with the resources they already have! It'll all work itself out in no time, guys!

When Nike was using sweatshop labor in the '00s was it consumer sentiment or govt action that made them stop?

When BP FUBAR'ed the Gulf, was it consumer sentiment or govt action that placed a liability cap on their damage and protected the executives from personal liability? And which one set the rules that drove them off the easier tapped on-land and shallow deposits and out into the deep water? And which one claimed the ability to "lease" the deep-water location to BP?

When the banks and other big businesses nearly collapsed a few years ago - who decided that they needed to be able to keep doing what they were doing with no criminal charges, but with massive monetary rewards in the form of bailouts?

I understand that people think that the govt is necessary, and without them the rich would get richer and enslave the poor while polluting the Earth - but it's been the vary fact that govt is running things that has kept the rich getting richer, the poor enslaved, and pollution given the okay. Central power is a GREAT thing for big corporations who have no qualms about harming people and don't want to meet the demands of their consumers.


WHEN MEAT PACKING INDUSTRY MAKE ALL UGGS AND THAGS SICK, WHO MADE MEAT SAFE AGAIN? NOT HUNTERS. HUNTERS KEEP SELLING BAD MEAT FOR MANY ROCKS. ONLY BIG CAVE MADE SAFE.

THAG A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT INVISIBLE HAND IS DOING TO IAWAI. MAY BE CUTTING OFF AIR SUPPLY TO BRAIN. DOES IAWAI REMEMBER OWN NAME AND DAY OF BIRTH?
2013-06-14 02:57:05 PM
1 votes:
TRADING SHINY ROCKS FOR STICKS ONLY WORK RIGHT WHEN NO BIG CAVE, BUT STILL NEED SOME BIG CAVE. IT STILL WORK, YOU TRUST IN NO-SEE HAND OR ME HIT WITH CLUB.
2013-06-14 02:57:00 PM
1 votes:
OH LOOK, IAWAI BOWS DOWN TO NEW ARISTOCRACY, WANTS TO GIVE IT ALL HIS SHINY ROCKS, THINKING NEW ARISTOCRACY WILL VALUE HIM.

MAUG SAD.
2013-06-14 02:53:12 PM
1 votes:
Aarontology:

TROG PAUL

This made me laugh so hard I lodged a piece of banana I was eating in my sinuses.
2013-06-14 02:45:48 PM
1 votes:

craigdamage: ....they just simply believe ALL these things can be done better and more efficiently by the private sector.

All the dumb "what does a libertarian do when his house catches fire?" is kinda stupid.


Right.  Because urgent need for a good or service in the face of dire catastrophic consequences is not a motivation for a profit-driven entity to price gouge.   Tell me more about the power of the unfettered free market, oh wise one.
2013-06-14 02:45:28 PM
1 votes:

iawai: Mercutio74: FuzedBox: Libertarianism is not anarchy, nor even close to it. Sure there's anarcho-libertarianism, a form of libertarianism but they are not the majority. Libertarianism in and of it self does not want to abolish government; it wants to streamline it and prune the branches.

But let's face it.  Libertarianism is a terrible idea.  All it does is transfer power and resources to people with the most power and resources.  Without governmental regulation and enforcement, there's no way an individual has any ability to move up in the world except by the grace of the people already in charge.

But let's face it.  Statism is a terrible idea.  All it does is transfer power and resources to people with the most power and resources.  Without governmental regulation and enforcement, the rich and powerful have no ability to crush all the possible competition in the world.


So strip all those regulations and leave all the rich and powerful with the resources they already have! It'll all work itself out in no time, guys!
2013-06-14 02:44:43 PM
1 votes:

craigdamage: .....BUT WE ARE NOT ROCKS!!


(from VERY old SNL/cavemen sketch)


Also.
Libertarians believe in ALL the same practical things everybody else does. (food safety, public services like fire dept. and EMT etc., any-all things that the government provides)
....they just simply believe ALL these things can be done better and more efficiently by the private sector.

All the dumb "what does a libertarian do when his house catches fire?" is kinda stupid.


MAYBE YOU UNEVOLVED TROGLODYTE IF YOU THINK PRIVATIZED POLICE AND FIRE WORK OUT. LOOK AT PRIVATE PRISON.
2013-06-14 02:44:38 PM
1 votes:

Crude: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

Don't you dare complain about the content of the Politics tab when you're the piece of shiat who is responsible for creating both the content and the political slant of the drivel found there.


Your website is dying. I couldn't be happier about that. (When articles have less than 50 - 100 comments on them, and most of those are from the same users, it's dead)


/RIP Digg FARK


i970.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 02:44:31 PM
1 votes:
What's going on in here...

/runs to make popcorn
2013-06-14 02:42:54 PM
1 votes:
POOG JUST WANT KNOW WHAT HAPPEN AT BONEGAZI.  THAT ALL.
2013-06-14 02:37:30 PM
1 votes:

Crude: Your website is dying. I couldn't be happier about that. (When articles have less than 50 - 100 comments on them, and most of those are from the same users, it's dead)


... and I should know! I spend all day reading the articles, counting the number of posts and analyzing their content! Since 2007!
2013-06-14 02:36:31 PM
1 votes:

Crude: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

Don't you dare complain about the content of the Politics tab when you're the piece of shiat who is responsible for creating both the content and the political slant of the drivel found there.


Your website is dying. I couldn't be happier about that. (When articles have less than 50 - 100 comments on them, and most of those are from the same users, it's dead)


/RIP Digg FARK


If you're happy to see this place 'dying', why are you still here?  Why post anything at all, since any post only keeps the site alive.
2013-06-14 02:34:07 PM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: MOSSY ROCK COVERED THREE HANDLED FAMILY CAVEDUNZA


MODIFIED WOODEN TOILET PAPER ROLLER

/wait, what?
2013-06-14 02:34:05 PM
1 votes:
Libertarians are just Republicans who are too embarrassed to admit they voted for Bush.
2013-06-14 02:33:33 PM
1 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
In just over 5 hours.  Impressive.
2013-06-14 02:33:24 PM
1 votes:

FuzedBox: Libertarianism is not anarchy, nor even close to it. Sure there's anarcho-libertarianism, a form of libertarianism but they are not the majority. Libertarianism in and of it self does not want to abolish government; it wants to streamline it and prune the branches.

/You guys are sure acting like the open-minded people you claim to be.
//Smug assholes.
///Don't want to live on this planet anymore.


As I said, there is nothing funnier than seeing a Libertarian react to the world giving their theory the intellectual respect it deserves. It's fully as idealistic and unfounded in the realities of nature as Marxism is, as someone else noted in the serious fraction of this thread.
2013-06-14 02:32:55 PM
1 votes:

Crude: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

Don't you dare complain about the content of the Politics tab when you're the piece of shiat who is responsible for creating both the content and the political slant of the drivel found there.


Your website is dying. I couldn't be happier about that. (When articles have less than 50 - 100 comments on them, and most of those are from the same users, it's dead)


/RIP Digg FARK


HI ALEXIS HOW CAVEDDIT WORKING FOR YOU? NO ONE DO STORY ABOUT DROO HAVING NAKED KIDS ON FARKSTONE.
2013-06-14 02:32:43 PM
1 votes:
Not so much an ideal as a mental defect.
Objectivism is autism expressed as an existential philosophy.
Libertarianism is autism expressed as a political philosophy.
2013-06-14 02:30:47 PM
1 votes:

Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day


Don't you dare complain about the content of the Politics tab when you're the piece of shiat who is responsible for creating both the content and the political slant of the drivel found there.


Your website is dying. I couldn't be happier about that. (When articles have less than 50 - 100 comments on them, and most of those are from the same users, it's dead)


/RIP Digg FARK
2013-06-14 02:30:21 PM
1 votes:

hinten: Liberterianism would work just fine if everyone just followed the rules.


You mean like Smokey?

www.delawareonline.com
2013-06-14 02:27:53 PM
1 votes:

TerminalEchoes: Libertarianism will never work because most people are either too lazy or too stupid to look after themselves. I could actually say the same thing about democracy.


Well that and it only takes one asshole who tries to take advantage of the system to ruin it for the rest of us.

But if you want to pretend to feel superior to others, be my guest.
2013-06-14 02:27:51 PM
1 votes:
NO BLAME UG. UG VOTE CROMNEY.
2013-06-14 02:27:09 PM
1 votes:
TONK CRAFT MOSS COVERED THREE HANDLED FAMILY GREDUNZA. TONK SELL FOR 20 SHINY STONES.
2013-06-14 02:27:07 PM
1 votes:
Holy shiat, 1000 posts.

What's going on in this thread?

/makes coffee
2013-06-14 02:20:54 PM
1 votes:

tricycleracer: TORG AND EEK NOT TORG AND OOK
SKY MAN ONLY RECOGNIZE STRAIGHT CAVEAGE


IF TORG AND OOK THEN TORG AND STEGOSAURUS NEXT?
2013-06-14 02:16:16 PM
1 votes:

jigger: worlddan: But at least Christians have a coherent belief system. It might be a childish fantasy but at least it is coherent and consistent within itself.

Have you ever actually read the Bible?

And two things about this thread. (1) Jonah Goldberg writes about what libertarianism is and ain't when he's far from one and has no idea wtf he's talking about, but why should that stop anyone. (2) The person who uses force and intimidation to get what they want is the troglodyte caveman, not the person who wishes to live peacefully with his neighbors.


JIGGER HAVE RUSTLED JIMMIES?
2013-06-14 02:14:30 PM
1 votes:
Libertarianism, why not give the Satanists a shot this time?

blogs.telegraph.co.uk
2013-06-14 02:09:45 PM
1 votes:
www.libertarianinternational.org

I'll just leave this here.
2013-06-14 02:06:37 PM
1 votes:
Screw Libertarians with their card catalogs and always shushing everyone and never having the book you want.
2013-06-14 02:00:59 PM
1 votes:
ONLY THING STOP BAD MAN WITH STICK IS GOOD MAN WITH STICK.
2013-06-14 01:55:37 PM
1 votes:

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Z-clipped: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Time travel in the forward direction doesn't violate the laws of physics.

I'm aware of that.  Did you miss the "and/or"?

Libertarianism is beyond our technological capability, and/or analogous to violating the laws of physics?

RABB READ YOUR FIRST CARVING WRONG AND... *clears throat*

I read your post wrong and apologize. I didn't get your meaning.


APOLOGY IS SIGN OF WEAKNESS. HOW YOU DEFEND TRIBE WHEN YOU NOT EVEN STAND UP FOR SELF?
2013-06-14 01:52:44 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: 12monkeys: GLUNK GROW TIRED OF POLITICS. GLUNK WALL-ETCHING-JACK WITH SEXY CAVE ART
[25.media.tumblr.com image 850x1133]
/NOT SAFE FOR MAMMOTH HUNT?

MODEL EAT TOO MANY SECOND HELPINGS. AAG LIKE CAVEWOMAN BE THIN LIKE SACK DEER HORN.


HER LEG-JOINTS POINTY LIKE SHARP STICKS
2013-06-14 01:49:55 PM
1 votes:

megarian: MEGR THINKS SHE WAS AT SAME WEDDING. GOT PALEOLICKIT WITH BRIDESMAID.


CAVE PAINTING OR NO HAPPEN
2013-06-14 01:47:27 PM
1 votes:
www.incubatortv.com

The caveman community is not amused by your shenanigans.
2013-06-14 01:41:30 PM
1 votes:

heap: [img1.fark.net image 54x11]  Break!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 338x450]


SHOUTED TO BIG SKY MAN ABOUT YOU!  SOON HE WILL HIT YOU WITH LARGE ROCK ON STICK SO YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CARVE ON WALL ANYMORE!
2013-06-14 01:41:24 PM
1 votes:

12monkeys: GLUNK GROW TIRED OF POLITICS. GLUNK WALL-ETCHING-JACK WITH SEXY CAVE ART
[25.media.tumblr.com image 850x1133]
/NOT SAFE FOR MAMMOTH HUNT?


MODEL EAT TOO MANY SECOND HELPINGS. AAG LIKE CAVEWOMAN BE THIN LIKE SACK DEER HORN.
2013-06-14 01:39:04 PM
1 votes:

heap: [img1.fark.net image 54x11]  Break!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 338x450]


NOT SAFE FOR HUNTING AND GATHERING!
2013-06-14 01:37:41 PM
1 votes:

griffer: YOU USE TOO MANY TEETH! WHY YOU HAVE SO MANY TEETH! CAVE BEAR CLAN GIRLS HAVE GUMS! BETTER.


CAVE BEAR GIRLS NO HAVE DAT BACK LIKE DISTANT COUSINS

Drew: iat was two cycles five cycles ago


IS THAT STICK IN TROUSERS, WHAT IN STICK TROUSERS TOMROCK
2013-06-14 01:36:46 PM
1 votes:
img1.fark.net  Break!

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-14 01:36:31 PM
1 votes:
Damn it now I am thinking in cave man speak
2013-06-14 01:34:42 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 640x506]
WHAT GRIFFER MIGHT LOOK LIKE


VERY GUD! ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE WERK OF STONET

pxlboy: But that's not a picture of someone sh*tting on a tablet...


WIPE WITH TABLET, BLEEDING ASSHOLE NOW. THANKS STONEBAMA!

Thrag: I object to the blatant stereotyping of cave-people in this thread. Despite your assumptions I assure you that many of us have mastered proper use of the shift key.


LOOK THRAG PUTTING ON AIRS!

mithras_angel: Lighten up, Francis.


HUNGH. ME LIGHTEN IN WINTER WHEN WET GOES HARD. MAKE HAY NOW.

IdBeCrazyIf: You know we dun good when even griffer gets sucked into participation


YOU USE TOO MANY TEETH! WHY YOU HAVE SO MANY TEETH! CAVE BEAR CLAN GIRLS HAVE GUMS! BETTER.
2013-06-14 01:34:38 PM
1 votes:

Z-clipped: worlddan: The libertarian idea is the only truly new political idea in the last couple thousand years.

Ok. I can't read the article because I cannot stop laughing at that sentence. History. bad memories. repetition. and all that.

There are quite a few more guffaw-worthy moments, if you press on.  Like this one:

Lind sees it differently. "If socialism is discredited by the failure of communist regimes in the real world, why isn't libertarianism discredited by the absence of any libertarian regimes in the real world? Communism was tried and failed. Libertarianism has never even been tried."
What an odd standard. You know what else is a complete failure? Time travel. After all, it's never succeeded anywhere!

Libertarianism is beyond our technological capability, and/or analagous to violating the laws of physics?


Time travel in the forward direction doesn't violate the laws of physics.
2013-06-14 01:33:23 PM
1 votes:

Zerochance: This image has been making the rounds in FB, being spread around by Paultards and other sorts of faux libertarians, and it encapsulates why their ideology is so hard for me to take seriously to the point where it just thoroughly annoys me.

Because it's based on hyperbole, naivete, and historical revisionism.  The modern libertarians are the biggest, most myopic, whiny pussies in the political spectrum.  You have to be a gigantic dick to equate the plight of Syrians, who are being systematically wiped out by their government to your perceived God-given right to own any weapon you goddamn please.  Not to mention you are not some kind of silent majority - a lot of gun-owning Americans support background checks and understand that fully automatic rifles are not hunting weapons.

Modern libertarianism is for the kind of selfish, egotistical malcontents that simply cannot stand living in any sort of communal, symbiotic society.  The kind of assholes that complain about Stop signs being Big Government's way to tell them when to move.  I'm sure there are Libertarians that are sensible, rational, and toe the balance between social liberalism and fiscal conservatism rather well, but the most vocal Libertarians, the ones that are waving the flag are just apathetic, cynical dicks who want to justify their ethical failings (social darwinism, racism, etc.) by labeling it an ideology.


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Re-post for HTML fail.
2013-06-14 01:29:24 PM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: CAVE TRY TO DESTROY TRADITIONAL FAMILY.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
BIG LIZARD DESTROY TRADITIONAL FAMILY.
2013-06-14 01:26:37 PM
1 votes:
TWO TABLET CHANGE CAVEBOY LIFE: LORD OF ROCKS AND ATROCK SHRUGGED.  ONE IS DREAM THAT MAKE BOY NOT HUNT OR GATHER AND ONLY TRY TO MAKE DREAM REAL.  OTHER HAS ORCS.
2013-06-14 01:25:16 PM
1 votes:

sendtodave: Rabbitgod: IF URGGRA MAY INTERJECT, IT WOULD SEEM THAT BOTH PARTIES RUNNING FOR BIG CAVE ARE DESIGNED TO DIVIDE US AROUND PROBLEMS THAT HAVE NO REAL SOLUTION. URGGRA SUGGEST WE  FORM THIRD PARTY TO RUN FOR BIG CAVE THAT WILL FOCUS ON COMMON SENSE AND PRACTICAL SOLUTIONS TO SOLVABLE PROBLEMS SUCH AS THE LACK OF WARM FUR AND WOOD FOR FIRE IN THE WINTER. IF WE WORK TOGETHER THEN WE CAN DRAMATICALLY REDUCE THE NUMBER OF FELLOW CAVEMEN WHO FREEZE TO DEATH.

URGGRA THROW VOTE AWAY.


^surprisingly cromulent^
2013-06-14 01:21:47 PM
1 votes:

heap: [i40.tinypic.com image 640x506]


RABB SPILL BEER ON WALL. YOU BUY NEW STICK FOR RABB NOW.
2013-06-14 01:21:23 PM
1 votes:
The libertarian idea is the only truly new political idea in the last couple thousand years.

Ok. I can't read the article because I cannot stop laughing at that sentence. History. bad memories. repetition. and all that.
2013-06-14 01:20:32 PM
1 votes:
"ATROCK SHRUGGED NOT TABLET PUT DOWN. THROW HARD AT AUTHOR"  -- DOROCKY PARKER
2013-06-14 01:18:49 PM
1 votes:

Thrag: I object to the blatant stereotyping of cave-people in this thread. Despite your assumptions I assure you that many of us have mastered proper use of the shift key.


THRAG IS SELF-HATING CAVEMAN.
2013-06-14 01:17:47 PM
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: UGG THINK THREAD LOST POINT.


GROK PAY 5 SHINY ROCKS PER MOON CYCLE, GROK CAN SCRAWL CAVE DRAWINGS ABOUT WHATEVER GROK WANT
2013-06-14 01:12:07 PM
1 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
WHAT GRIFFER MIGHT LOOK LIKE
2013-06-14 01:08:39 PM
1 votes:

cheeseaholic: Drew: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.

Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along?  Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?

LEAVE MONOLITH!  CHANGE BAD!


Yeah I know but we're way overdue for a monolith redesign, just saying
2013-06-14 01:08:02 PM
1 votes:

Nuclear Monk: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x450]
Look, this is all very awkward.  You cavemen never even existed.


EVOLVE IS SHINY WRAPPED HAT SKY MAN NO BELIEVERS USE TO KEEP SKY MAN OUT OF HEAD HOLE.
2013-06-14 01:06:19 PM
1 votes:
IS IT TOO SOON TO TALK ROCK CONTROL AFTER BEAR CAVE STONING?
2013-06-14 01:04:34 PM
1 votes:
lib·er·tar·i·an: noun \ˌli-bər-ˈter-ē-ən, -ˈte-rē-\
1. an advocate of the doctrine of free will
2. a Republican who likes to smoke pot and/or look at kiddie porn
2013-06-14 12:59:18 PM
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: UGG THINK THREAD LOST POINT.


FOUND IT!

upload.wikimedia.org

/HOT LIKE FIRE
2013-06-14 12:59:04 PM
1 votes:
www.leftycartoons.com
ts2.mm.bing.net
www.zcommunications.org
www.politifake.org
2013-06-14 12:58:53 PM
1 votes:
well now, someone learned to type the words 'stupid' and 'dicks' together today.

Give him a rock, everyone!!!!


/seriously, skygod came into the thread?  wow.
2013-06-14 12:58:07 PM
1 votes:

RedTank: Can we get a volcano, a meteor, or like an ice age to get up in this thread and kill off these damn cavemen?

[www.prophecyfilm.com image 800x533]


What do you think this is, SimFark?
2013-06-14 12:57:26 PM
1 votes:
UGG THINK THREAD LOST POINT.
2013-06-14 12:57:13 PM
1 votes:

griffer: sendtodave: griffer: Oh for the love of Rand! You jackanapes are a disgrace.  Terrible, horrible stupidity.  Like a bunch of circle jerling monkeys, egging each other on by lobbing feces.  Congratulations on your total regression.  Join Scientology now, and give up your brain entirely.  No wonder we are doomed.  I am so glad I have chosen to not procreate and protect my progeny from this decay.

Enjoy your disgusting mud pit, you stupid dicks.

WHY YOU TALK FUNNY?  YOU FROM LAND BEYOND THE BIG WATER?

TALK LIKE  REAL CAVEMERICAN.

SO EASY, CAVEMAN CAN DO IT.

I refuse to stoop to your level of inanity.

Do you realize our founding fathers were fluent in Latin, Greek and several European languages like French and German?

You are an embarrassment to the intellectual legacy of this nation.


MERG SORRY FOR ROCKS IN GRIF VAGINA
2013-06-14 12:56:58 PM
1 votes:

genner: So when does the epic thread start......I'll come back.


NO LET MAMMOTH TUSK HIT BEHIND ON WAY OUT
2013-06-14 12:56:55 PM
1 votes:
RANG THINK GRIFFER ROCKLEGE FRESHCAVEMAN WEARS DUMB HAT AND SUIT TO ROCKCLASS.  ALSO HAVE DUMB FACE FUR AND NO CLUB WOMEN.  GRIFFER GET ANGRY WHEN REST OF CAVE MOCK DUMB IDEA.  RANG THINK GRIFFER POUT ADORABLE.

/RANG JUST WANT POST IN EPIC CAVE ETCHING
2013-06-14 12:56:00 PM
1 votes:

Vlad_the_Inaner: griffer: No you are tiresome in this bizarre 'caveman' dialect which it actually a thinly disguised mockery of people with learning disabilities. Like a mental handicap black face. You should be proud.

Geico_Angry_Caveman.jpg


Nothing is funnier than seeing a Libertarian reacting to the world treating their "philosophy" with the intellectual respect it deserves.
2013-06-14 12:53:18 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: KiltedBastich: FloydA: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x375]

NOT ENOUGH MOONS PASS YET?

[i105.photobucket.com image 600x411]

Dammit man I'm going to get you for this. I just lost it again. I am not supposed to be face down on my desk laughing so hard I am crying. Thank goodness it's lunch hour.

[i105.photobucket.com image 500x417]

WAKE UP MAMMOTHPLE!!


imageshack.us

FOR MANY MOONS WE SLEEP. NOW WE RISE.
2013-06-14 12:52:49 PM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Grand_Moff_Joseph: serial_crusher: Diogenes: THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?

CAVE SEND PEOPLE TO LAND BEYOND WATER TO MAKE PEACE, BUT OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE THROW ROCKS AND STICKS.
STONEBAMA DO NOTHING!
MAINSTREAM CAVE WALL IGNORE SCANDAL

IS ROCKGHAZI A CAVE SCANDAL OR NOT.  UGG MUST KNOW

STONEBAMA STOPPED GROG FROM MAKING NEW CLAN. NEW CLAN WANT SHINY ROCKS FROM CAVE BUT ALSO WANT TO TAKE OVER CAVE, BUT STONEBAMA SINGLE GROG CLAN OUT. GROG LOOKING INTO POINTED STICK SOLUTION.

DOES GROG NOT KNOW THAT STICKS HAVE A TWO POINT LIMIT NOW?  GROG ALSO NEED BACKGROUND CHECK TO BUY STICK TO ENSURE GROG NOT CRAZY CRIMINAL


THIS AGAINST 2ND ETCHING IN CAVE.
2013-06-14 12:52:22 PM
1 votes:
LOTHAR COME TO THREAD FOR LOTHAR REFERENCE. LOTHAR LEAVE  DISAPPOINTED


FINE. LOTHAR DO HIMSELF.

lostdelights.files.wordpress.com
2013-06-14 12:51:50 PM
1 votes:
The only libertarian I know weighs probably 450, home schools his kid, has a hypochondriac wife who is a major burden the company's health insurance, and has used up every paid sick and vacation day he has because his wife won't drive herself to the doctors office. There's "self-reliance, entrepreneurship, and discovery" for ya.
2013-06-14 12:50:54 PM
1 votes:

phaseolus: Ed Grubermann: bwilson27: Libertarians, Democrats, Republicans, Socialists, etc; < Bag of dicks.

DIK DIK? WHERE DIK DIK? THAG HUNGRY!


[www.worldwander.com image 320x240]

NO EAT UGLY BUTT DIK DIK BABY


ROOM FOR ALL SKY MAN MEAT BY ROOTS ON SLAB
2013-06-14 12:49:54 PM
1 votes:
Ironically speaking libertarianism will never work precisely because people like Jonah Goldberg exist.
2013-06-14 12:48:47 PM
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: bwilson27: Libertarians, Democrats, Republicans, Socialists, etc; < Bag of dicks.

DIK DIK? WHERE DIK DIK? THAG HUNGRY!



www.worldwander.com

NO EAT UGLY BUTT DIK DIK BABY
2013-06-14 12:42:07 PM
1 votes:

griffer: verbaltoxin: griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.

DAG SAY LOOK OUT, WE DEAL WITH BAD ASS HERE!

Fark is a breeding ground for tiresome pedants.

No you are tiresome in this bizarre 'caveman' dialect which it actually a thinly disguised  mockery of people with learning disabilities. Like a mental handicap black face.  You should be proud.


CORG GIVE SOME OUT OF MANY. MAY GET BITES.
2013-06-14 12:41:52 PM
1 votes:
adweek.blogs.com
2013-06-14 12:39:35 PM
1 votes:

RedTank: Seriously cavemen, die:
[bodylabfitness.com.au image 590x392]
[heartcurrents.com image 460x341]
[static.ddmcdn.com image 400x300]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]
[hd.wallpaperswide.com image 510x330]
[www.spaceanswers.com image 616x438]


WHY YOU FORSAKE YORG, SHINY THINGS IN SKY AND NATURE?
2013-06-14 12:36:52 PM
1 votes:

AWalleigh: I don't have a single thing to add to this thread, I just want to be able to say I was here when it happened.


EXISTENCE ACROSS SPACE AND TIME NOT IMPORTANT TO YORG
2013-06-14 12:36:25 PM
1 votes:
GROG KNOW OF CAVE ELDERS AND KNOW WHAT CAVE ELDERS WOULD WANT.
2013-06-14 12:34:20 PM
1 votes:

griffer: Oh for the love of Rand! You jackanapes are a disgrace.  Terrible, horrible stupidity.  Like a bunch of circle jerling monkeys, egging each other on by lobbing feces.  Congratulations on your total regression.  Join Scientology now, and give up your brain entirely.  No wonder we are doomed.  I am so glad I have chosen to not procreate and protect my progeny from this decay.

Enjoy your disgusting mud pit, you stupid dicks.


THAG TREAT LIBERTARIANS WITH RESPECT THEY DESERVE.
2013-06-14 12:33:50 PM
1 votes:
BRONT TAKE CAVE WOMEN OUT FOR NICE MAMMOTH STEAK. MAN WHO BRING MAMMOTH STEAK DEMAND 20% MORE ROCKS THAN ORIGINAL ROCK PRICE.  THIS STUPID SYSTEM.  ELDERS SHOULD PAY LIVING ROCKWAGE.
2013-06-14 12:32:05 PM
1 votes:
CORG FIND CAVE ETCHINGS. ARE CAUTIONARY TALES AGAINST PATH LIBERALS GO DOWN.  LIBERALS AM PLAY GODS.

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-06-14 12:30:00 PM
1 votes:

jayhawk88: AverageAmericanGuy: jayhawk88: OOG WAS GOING TO MAKE JOKE ABOUT HIM BEING OPEN SOURCE CAVEMAN, BUT OOG AFRAID NO ONE CARE ABOUT OLD SLASHDOT JOKES!!!

HEARD BAD NEWS ABOUT STEVEN KING. KING DIE IN HOME IN BANGOR MAINE. WILL MISS KING A LOT.

OOG WOULD LIKE KNOW WHERE BEST PLACE TO BARTER FOR HOT GRITS!!!


CAVELIST
2013-06-14 12:29:43 PM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Cosmic_Music: COSARG SEE A STREETLIGHT

HOW MANY LIGHTS ARE THERE????


OOG NOT EVOLVE FIFTH FINGER YET. ONLY COUNT 4 LIGHTS
2013-06-14 12:29:16 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Jackson Herring: like in some cases literally the same joke with the same exact words

WELCOME TO CAVE


Oh shi..I am rolling here.
2013-06-14 12:27:29 PM
1 votes:

06Wahoo: When did all-caps replies become acceptable?


TORCH UP, FRANCISROCK
2013-06-14 12:27:23 PM
1 votes:

jjorsett: There's the ad hominem diversion I was waiting for. No need to evaluate and debate an idea when we can dismiss it because we don't like its proponents. Hitler was a vegetarian, so people who like lettuce are fascists, etc.


This is somehow the most non-sensical post in this thread. That took effort. Well done.
2013-06-14 12:25:18 PM
1 votes:
YORG MISS HIS MOTHER

media.tumblr.com
2013-06-14 12:21:26 PM
1 votes:
Wow, this thread is really off the rails.

popcorn.jpg
2013-06-14 12:20:16 PM
1 votes:
SHMARG WOULD TALK WITH FINGERS IN THIS CAVE PAINTING BUT MUST GO LIFT HEAVY STONES REPEATEDLY IN 26 MINUTES
2013-06-14 12:20:12 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-06-14 12:18:41 PM
1 votes:
OOG WAS GOING TO MAKE JOKE ABOUT HIM BEING OPEN SOURCE CAVEMAN, BUT OOG AFRAID NO ONE CARE ABOUT OLD SLASHDOT JOKES!!!
2013-06-14 12:18:13 PM
1 votes:
WHAT GOING ON IN THIS MONOLI--

OH TAWG
2013-06-14 12:13:02 PM
1 votes:
i52.tinypic.com
To all of you.
2013-06-14 12:10:36 PM
1 votes:

gameshowhost: Drew:

TONDA SAW THREAD ON REDDIT A FEW SUNDOWNS AGO.


WHY YOU STILL HERE CARVING ON FARK WALL?
2013-06-14 12:10:25 PM
1 votes:

griffer: No you are tiresome in this bizarre 'caveman' dialect which it actually a thinly disguised mockery of people with learning disabilities. Like a mental handicap black face. You should be proud.


ROCK POT MEET ROCK KETTLE
2013-06-14 12:10:19 PM
1 votes:
STRUGG CARVED THIS WITH BETTER HEADLINE
2013-06-14 12:08:02 PM
1 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: Drew: Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along? Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?

OOK SAY WE NOT READY YET, HE SAY FIVE STONE CYCLES TURKISH


"HOT FIRE" TECHNOLOGY ALWAYS FIVE CYCLES AWAY. MANY SHINY ROCKS SPENT, STILL NOT PRODUCE NET HEAT. WASTE OF TIME.
2013-06-14 12:07:35 PM
1 votes:
Drew:

TONDA SAW THREAD ON REDDIT A FEW SUNDOWNS AGO.
2013-06-14 12:06:49 PM
1 votes:
Where's the department where one might sign up for a new keyboard?
2013-06-14 12:06:32 PM
1 votes:

Obama's Reptiloid Master: lockers: Libertarianism is the most misunderstood of all political philosophies. It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology: Individualism, personal accountability, enterprise and discovery. What conservatism and liberalism have discarded in their race to bury the age of enlightenment, libertarianism seeks to restore. The problem is people need such an affront to care that we are lead into the dark recesses by both the progressives and the conservatives.

THAG DISLIKE WORD WITH PUNY LETTERS. YOU MUST BE MAN WHO AFRAID TO MATE WITH SMILODON. WHY YOU HATE FREEDOM?


ORM IS TRYING CONFUSE US WITH PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR.  AM TOOLS OF LIBERAL PAPYRUS MEDIA.  GROM NO NEED FANCY-PANTS LITERACY AND TALKY WORDS!  GROM MAN OF PEOPLE!
2013-06-14 12:06:21 PM
1 votes:

cheeseaholic: Drew: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.

Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along?  Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?

LEAVE MONOLITH!  CHANGE BAD!


SKY MAN SAY, "YOU GET OVER IT" BUT TORG STILL NOT OVER IT
2013-06-14 12:06:20 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x375]


NOT ENOUGH MOONS PASS YET?
2013-06-14 12:03:49 PM
1 votes:

Drew: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.

Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along?  Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?


LEAVE MONOLITH!  CHANGE BAD!
2013-06-14 12:02:08 PM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: Also:

[home.comcast.net image 522x412]


Holy farking shiat somebody buy this man TotalFark for that.

Also I'm CRYING right now.  This is the best thread I've seen in /politics since the biden/palin debate and the obama = x /biden = y / mccain = z / palin = potato meme threads.
2013-06-14 12:00:35 PM
1 votes:

verbaltoxin: griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.

DAG SAY LOOK OUT, WE DEAL WITH BAD ASS HERE!


HE SUBSCRIBE TO SMOKE SIGNAL TOUGH GUY CARVINGS.
2013-06-14 12:00:04 PM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: gameshowhost: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: OF COURSE. OOK THROW WORKERS UNDER BRONTOSAURBUS, THEN TAKE SHINY ROCKS AND LEAVE ON GOLDEN ROCKCHUTE.

AND BLAME THE WORKERS FOR WANTING TOO MANY SHINY ROCK!

TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY

DO YOU ALSO HAVE 1 MILLION ROCK INHERITANCE FROM FIRST BANK OF ROCKGERIA?


TONDA REMIND YOU THAT JUST LIFE. TONDA DENY THAT STARTING FROM THIRD PEBBLE IS ADVANTAGE.
2013-06-14 11:59:37 AM
1 votes:
DOC_ROSTHOG WONDER WHY EPIC MAMMOTH HAIR CARVING NOT POSTED YET.
2013-06-14 11:59:26 AM
1 votes:
gammillustrations.bizland.com
2013-06-14 11:59:12 AM
1 votes:

griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.


DAG SAY LOOK OUT, WE DEAL WITH BAD ASS HERE!
2013-06-14 11:58:43 AM
1 votes:
GLENN ROCK SAY COLLECT MANY SHINY NUGGETS BEFORE ROCKCONOMY COLLAPSE
2013-06-14 11:58:20 AM
1 votes:

griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.


CHOCK NOTES THAT THE TEXT THAT GRIFFER HAS CHISELED INTO THE ROCK MAKES IT LOOK LIKE GRIFFER HAS ANGER.
2013-06-14 11:57:16 AM
1 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: bdub77: buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.

BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.

HYBRIDS AND FORAGING NOT SOLUTION. SHAMAN PREDICT "PEAK BERRY" WITHIN NEXT SEVERAL MOONS. DRAK SAY FARMING AND USE OX WAY TO GO.


UGG SAY FARMING TURN MAIZE TO FIREWATER
2013-06-14 11:56:13 AM
1 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: bdub77: buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.

BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.

HYBRIDS AND FORAGING NOT SOLUTION. SHAMAN PREDICT "PEAK BERRY" WITHIN NEXT SEVERAL MOONS. DRAK SAY FARMING AND USE OX WAY TO GO.


PEAK BERRY IS MYTH FROM ANTI-CAVE SHAMAN. RAIN STILL FALL FROM SKY. GLOWING ORB STILL COMES UP IN DAY.
2013-06-14 11:54:29 AM
1 votes:

bdub77: buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.

BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.


HYBRIDS AND FORAGING NOT SOLUTION. SHAMAN PREDICT "PEAK BERRY" WITHIN NEXT SEVERAL MOONS. DRAK SAY FARMING AND USE OX WAY TO GO.
2013-06-14 11:53:52 AM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: this thread is turning out to be the opposite of epic


I am trying my best, you stupid dick.
2013-06-14 11:53:05 AM
1 votes:
this thread is turning out to be the opposite of epic
2013-06-14 11:52:41 AM
1 votes:
TONDA SOVEREIGN CAVEDWELLER!
2013-06-14 11:52:39 AM
1 votes:
SPPOK CANNOT AFFORD PAY SHAMAN FOR BONE SETTING AFTER BEAR ATTACK BECAUSE RED MOON CYCLE. WAT DO
2013-06-14 11:51:38 AM
1 votes:

buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.


BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.
2013-06-14 11:51:04 AM
1 votes:

buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.


IF NO LIKE GROG MAMMOTH, OTHERS CAN FIND NEW CAVE. GROG WORK HARD FROM HUMBLE STICK FASHIONED BY GROG TO OWNER OF MANY HUTS. NONE EVER HELP GROG.
2013-06-14 11:50:56 AM
1 votes:
OOK HAD STEP AWAY FROM ROCKPUTER FOR MOMENT TO EARN MORE SHINY ROCK.

OOK RESPONSIBLE
2013-06-14 11:50:23 AM
1 votes:
CHOCK UPSET THAT ROCK WORDS WERE MOVED FROM SMALL ARGUING ROCK AREA TO BIG ROCK AREA.  THESE ROCK WORDS WERE MADE IN SMALL ARGUING ROCK AREA AND SHOULD STAY THERE.

ALSO MAKE SURE THAT ALL GOOD WORD ROCKS KEEP COMING TO PLACE WHERE CHOCK CAN SEE THEM WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY THE 5 ROCKS A MONTH.
2013-06-14 11:49:32 AM
1 votes:

kronicfeld: A Dark Evil Omen: SOUND LIKE PLOT OF BIOROCK.

BIOROCK AM DUMB! ROCKTURE FAIL BECAUSE TOO MUCH BIG CAVE CONTROL! IF ONLY RYAN CUT ROCK TAXES, ROCKTURE STILL BE HERE TODAY.


ROCKTURE MAKERS ARE ALL SHINY ROCK TAKERS AND ANTI-CAVE.
2013-06-14 11:49:26 AM
1 votes:
CAVE LEADER SHRUB KEPT US SAFE FOR 96 MOON CYCLES
2013-06-14 11:48:39 AM
1 votes:
GO HOME FARK YOU DRUNK!
2013-06-14 11:47:45 AM
1 votes:
HOW TOK GET NEWS WITHOUT TOP CAVE FIRE TELLER MURDOCK
2013-06-14 11:47:15 AM
1 votes:
SIMPSTONES DID IT!
2013-06-14 11:46:23 AM
1 votes:
2013-06-14 11:46:16 AM
1 votes:

artifishy: i.imgur.com


THAT CAVE DRAW AM RACIST. TRIBE FROM NORTH OF BIG CAVE CITY ALWAYS DRAW CLAN LIKE NEANDERTHAL. BUT GROND AM NOT NEANDERTHAL! NOW EXCUSE GROND, GROND NEED GO BUY LOTTERY ROCK AND PAINT CLANFEDERATE PELT ON MAMMOTH.
2013-06-14 11:45:41 AM
1 votes:

Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day


Shut up, you stupid dick.
2013-06-14 11:45:35 AM
1 votes:
This thread is way more infornative than it has any right to be. God I love this place.
2013-06-14 11:44:41 AM
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(reposted to main from politics)

i85.photobucket.com
2013-06-14 11:43:41 AM
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Jackson Herring: TRONK WONDER WHY CAVE MAN ALWAYS YELL



i.imgur.com
2013-06-14 11:43:06 AM
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STICK PERRY CLAN OF DUMB BEAR
2013-06-14 11:42:19 AM
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: gameshowhost: TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY

WITHOUT MANY SHINY ROCK, HOW ARE CAVENESSES SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT TOP TALENT LIKE TONDA?

GROG NEED NEW LARGER HUT AS REWARD FOR MORE SHINY ROCKS, EVEN THOUGH GROG SET MANY OF TRIBE ON FIRE.


TONDA NOT LAUGH OR ANYTHING
2013-06-14 11:41:36 AM
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The politics tab consistently makes the entire rest of Fark look like youtube comments.
2013-06-14 11:41:18 AM
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: gameshowhost: TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY

WITHOUT MANY SHINY ROCK, HOW ARE CAVENESSES SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT TOP TALENT LIKE TONDA?

GROG NEED NEW LARGER HUT AS REWARD FOR MORE SHINY ROCKS, EVEN THOUGH GROG SET MANY OF TRIBE ON FIRE.


GORK SAY  NO! GROG SAY MORE SHINY ROCK HE GET, MORE SHINY ROCK ALL GET. GROG LIE. GORK POUND ROOTS ALL DAY, GET SAME ROCK AS BEFORE.
2013-06-14 11:41:08 AM
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG NEED NEW LARGER HUT AS REWARD FOR MORE SHINY ROCKS, EVEN THOUGH GROG SET MANY OF TRIBE ON FIRE.


IF TRIBE NOT WANT TO GET SET ON FIRE, THEN TRIBE SHOULD WORK HARD TO HOLD TORCH INSTEAD
2013-06-14 11:40:59 AM
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Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG SEE PEOPLE GIVE SHINY ROCK FOR BERRIES WHEN COULD EAT GRASS INSTEAD.

OOK DEMAND TEST TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE GIVEN MY SHINY ROCK NOT SMOKE FUNNY PLANT.


GROG BROTHER OWN BIRD THAT CAN TELL IF PEOPLE SMOKE FUNNY ROCK. GROG WILL USE BIRD FOR CAVE IF CAVE GIVE HIM SHINY ROCKS.
2013-06-14 11:40:17 AM
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Aarontology: gameshowhost: TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY

WITHOUT MANY SHINY ROCK, HOW ARE CAVENESSES SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT TOP TALENT LIKE TONDA?


TONDA SMALL CAVENESS OWNER, SO HE GETTING KICK...
2013-06-14 11:39:58 AM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph: Libertarianism isn't even an ideal.  It's a fantasy world, populated by raw milk fanatics who want to pay for everything in gold bars, and career college kids who just want free weed.


Our country was founded by classic liberals, commonly known as libertarians today. Moronic article. Don't like raw milk? How about GMO labeling? They're one in the same. The freedom to