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2013-06-14 09:09:03 AM
is an ideal of the greedy and self serving suggesting that left to their own, people will look after each other
 
2013-06-14 09:11:22 AM
Liberterianism would work just fine if everyone just followed the rules.
 
2013-06-14 09:18:45 AM

hinten: Liberterianism would work just fine if everyone just followed the rules.


And if there were no such thing as information asymmetry
 
2013-06-14 09:19:59 AM
The libertarian idea is the only truly new political idea in the last couple thousand years.

Lolwut
 
2013-06-14 09:22:46 AM

kronicfeld: The libertarian idea is the only truly new political idea in the last couple thousand years.

Lolwut


OOK NOT BELIEVE IN BIG STATIST CAVE. OOK BELIEVE IN INDIVIDUAL CAVEMAN LIBERTY.
 
2013-06-14 09:26:15 AM
I wonder how the Christianist libertarians at NRO reconcile their belief in anarchy limited government with all of God's price-fixing and commercial regulation in the Bible.
 
2013-06-14 09:28:50 AM
There has not been a "pure" and strict implementation of a political ideology in history, ever.

Oh, and I'm sure I need not remind everyone that this nonsensical tripe is written by a guy who wrote Liberal Fascism.  Yeah, let's listen to that guy with regard to political ideologies.
 
2013-06-14 09:29:19 AM
OOK HAVE RIGHT TO ASSAULT ROCK. KEEP OOK FAMILY SAFE FROM TIGERS.
 
2013-06-14 09:31:09 AM

Aarontology: kronicfeld: The libertarian idea is the only truly new political idea in the last couple thousand years.

Lolwut

OOK NOT BELIEVE IN BIG STATIST CAVE. OOK BELIEVE IN INDIVIDUAL CAVEMAN LIBERTY.


GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 09:31:23 AM

mrshowrules: is an ideal of the greedy and self serving suggesting that left to their own, people will look after each other


If you think about it they did, they created a government.
 
2013-06-14 09:31:30 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.


YOU NOT CARVE THAT
 
2013-06-14 09:33:21 AM
Libertarianism isn't even an ideal.  It's a fantasy world, populated by raw milk fanatics who want to pay for everything in gold bars, and career college kids who just want free weed.
 
2013-06-14 09:34:14 AM
GROG BELIEVES MONKEYS NEED TO PULL THEMSELVES UP EVOLUTIONARY LADDER BY THEIR OWN BOOT STRAPS, ONCE THEY FORMULATE THE NECESSARY LANGUAGE AND TOOLMAKING ABILITIES TO MAKE OWN BOOTS. GROG WORKED HARD FOR BOOTS AND NO ONE GAVE GROG LANGUAGE OR TOOLS.
 
2013-06-14 09:34:50 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.


OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES
 
2013-06-14 09:35:58 AM
Libertarians are the atheists of the political world, in that many of them will loudly and frequently tell you they are that thing, but a very small percentage of them -- a miniscule amount, really -- actually know what being that thing means. Most of them have chosen to self-label as a reaction to something else, not out of conscious selection, and almost none of them can identify more than the most patently obvious truisms about their "chosen" belief system. They know what they've been told, or what they've read about being told, and that's about it.
 
2013-06-14 09:36:39 AM
Ayn Rand was a soviet double agent who collected Social Security.
 
2013-06-14 09:36:50 AM

Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES


GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.
 
2013-06-14 09:38:44 AM
Hand him a 100 and spackle on some bad makeup and he looks just like his smother.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-14 09:41:27 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.


TROG PAUL
 
2013-06-14 09:43:17 AM
In the old Soviet Union, Mao's China, Pol Pot's Cambodia, and today's North Korea, they tried to move toward the ideal Communist system.

I must have missed the chapter where Marx wrote about the virtues of murderous authoritarian dictatorships.
 
2013-06-14 09:43:26 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.


UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.
 
2013-06-14 09:47:21 AM
CROD HAVE MANY ROCKS.  ALL WANT CROD'S ROCKS.  BUT CROD LIKE ROCKS.  IF YOU DO ALL THAT CROD DEMANDS, CROD GIVE YOU ROCKS AS REWARD.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-14 09:48:34 AM

Pocket Ninja: Libertarians are the atheists Christians of the political world, in that many of them will loudly and frequently tell you they are that thing, but a very small percentage of them -- a miniscule amount, really -- actually know what being that thing means. Most of them have chosen to self-label as a reaction to something else, not out of conscious selection, and almost none of them can identify more than the most patently obvious truisms about their "chosen" belief system. They know what they've been told, or what they've read about being told, and that's about it.


FTFY
 
2013-06-14 09:52:46 AM

Diogenes: CROD HAVE MANY ROCKS.  ALL WANT CROD'S ROCKS.  BUT CROD LIKE ROCKS.  IF YOU DO ALL THAT CROD DEMANDS, CROD GIVE YOU ROCKS AS REWARD.


GROG SUPPORTS CROD'S RIGHT TO TAKE OTHERS' ROCKS IN HOPES THAT HE MIGHT GET ROCKS LATER.
 
2013-06-14 09:53:47 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.

UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.



TORG KILL DEER BUT WON'T SHARE MEAT.  HALF WILL SPOIL, BUT THAT OKAY. MAYBE YOU LEARN TO KILL DEER YOURSELF NEXT TIME.
 
2013-06-14 09:56:01 AM
Let me see if I can sum it up:

coreybradshaw.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-14 09:56:53 AM
OOK HAVE ASSAULT SLING TO KEEP SHINY ROCK AND LITTLE OOK SAFE.
 
2013-06-14 10:00:47 AM

Aarontology: OOK HAVE ASSAULT SLING TO KEEP SHINY ROCK AND LITTLE OOK SAFE.


GROG STOCKPILING POINTED STICKS FOR EVENTUAL WAR WITH SABRE TOOTHED TIGERS.
 
2013-06-14 10:05:48 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.

UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.


BROK HELP UGG. BROK PACKAGE MANY CAVE INTO CONSTRUCT BROK CALL CREDIT ROCK SWAP. VERY SIMPLE. UGG AND CAVE OWNER PAY BROK ROCKS, IF CAVE COLLAPSE THEN BROK STILL KEEPS ROCKS AND TAKE YOUR WOMAN IF STILL ALIVE. IT VERY COMPLICATED. SIGN HERE. YOU NOT GO BROKE WITH BROK.
 
2013-06-14 10:06:28 AM
TORP TRY BUILD SOCIETY HERE, YOU NOT LIKE IT YOU MOVE TO CAVE IN LAND BEYOND WATER WHICH TORP NOW CALL SOMALIA
 
2013-06-14 10:06:51 AM
IF OOG WANT TO SMOKE WEED, OOG IS GROWN MAN!
 
2013-06-14 10:07:18 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: OOK HAVE ASSAULT SLING TO KEEP SHINY ROCK AND LITTLE OOK SAFE.

GROG STOCKPILING POINTED STICKS FOR EVENTUAL WAR WITH SABRE TOOTHED TIGERS.


CAREFUL. OOK HEAR BIG CAVE TRY TRICK GROG INTO BUYING SAWED OFF STICK IN STING BY BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK
 
2013-06-14 10:09:01 AM

Aarontology: BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK


Aarontology: BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK


Aarontology: BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK

 
2013-06-14 10:09:52 AM

WI241TH: TORG KILL DEER BUT WON'T SHARE MEAT. HALF WILL SPOIL, BUT THAT OKAY. MAYBE YOU LEARN TO KILL DEER YOURSELF NEXT TIME.


TORP NO NEED BUREAUCRATIC GOVERNMENT AGENCY TELL HIM IF SPOILED MEAT BAD FOR TORP OR NOT BAD FOR TORP
 
2013-06-14 10:12:03 AM
This thread has become completely silly, and I demand it be stopped at once
biobreak.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-14 10:12:41 AM
CROD THINK YOU ALL CRAZY.  CROD GO START NEW CAVESTITUTION TRIBE.
 
2013-06-14 10:13:57 AM

BunkoSquad: TORP TRY BUILD SOCIETY HERE, YOU NOT LIKE IT YOU MOVE TO CAVE IN LAND BEYOND WATER WHICH TORP NOW CALL SOMALIA


GROND SEE LAND BEYOND WATER FROM TOP OF CAVE. GROND PROTECT.
 
2013-06-14 10:14:24 AM
OOG WANT TO HIT SHOOG ON HEAD WITH ROCK AND MATE BUT NOT FORM BABBY. WHY WON'T GOVERNMENT LET OOG BUY LION SKIN TO WRAP LIL'OOG?
 
2013-06-14 10:14:28 AM
OOK THINK SMOKE SIGNAL TAPPING IS VIOLATION OF OOK RIGHTS.
 
2013-06-14 10:14:29 AM
I think Fark should send Gary Larsen some royalty checks for this thread...
 
2013-06-14 10:15:45 AM

Aarontology: OOK THINK SMOKE SIGNAL TAPPING IS VIOLATION OF OOK RIGHTS.


IF OOK DO NOTHING WRONG, OOK SHOULD SHUT UP
 
2013-06-14 10:17:04 AM

kronicfeld: GROND SEE LAND BEYOND WATER FROM TOP OF CAVE. GROND PROTECT.


GROND SOON BE GREETED WITH FLOWERS AS LIBERATOR OF LAND GROND PROTECT
 
2013-06-14 10:17:42 AM

Diogenes: Aarontology: OOK THINK SMOKE SIGNAL TAPPING IS VIOLATION OF OOK RIGHTS.

IF OOK DO NOTHING WRONG, OOK SHOULD SHUT UP


OOK FREE MAN. DON'T TREAD ON OOK.
 
2013-06-14 10:18:17 AM
OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING
 
2013-06-14 10:19:38 AM

BunkoSquad: kronicfeld: GROND SEE LAND BEYOND WATER FROM TOP OF CAVE. GROND PROTECT.

GROND SOON BE GREETED WITH FLOWERS AS LIBERATOR OF LAND GROND PROTECT


GROND SHOULD STAY OUT OF OTHERS' AFFAIRS.  WE HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS IN HOME CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 10:20:02 AM

Aarontology: Diogenes: Aarontology: OOK THINK SMOKE SIGNAL TAPPING IS VIOLATION OF OOK RIGHTS.

IF OOK DO NOTHING WRONG, OOK SHOULD SHUT UP

OOK FREE MAN. DON'T TREAD ON OOK.


OOK WANT INVADERS FROM LAND BEYOND WATER TO STEAL HIS ROCKS???  THEN OOK STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT RIGHTS, OR OOK NO LOVE HOMECAVE
 
2013-06-14 10:20:32 AM

Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING


THIS BAD OMEN....FOR STONEBAMA
 
2013-06-14 10:20:53 AM

BunkoSquad: kronicfeld: GROND SEE LAND BEYOND WATER FROM TOP OF CAVE. GROND PROTECT.

GROND SOON BE GREETED WITH FLOWERS AS LIBERATOR OF LAND GROND PROTECT


WILL GROND GET ENOUGH ROCKS AND STICKS TO PAY FOR COST OF PROTECTING LAND BEYOND WATER?
 
2013-06-14 10:21:36 AM

Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING


BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.
 
2013-06-14 10:22:04 AM
STONEBAMA WENT TO LAND BEYOND WATER FOR VACATION WITH UGLY CAVE WOMAN AND COST GROG 40000000 DINOSAUR BONES PER DAY
 
2013-06-14 10:22:34 AM

what_now: OOK WANT INVADERS FROM LAND BEYOND WATER TO STEAL HIS ROCKS??? THEN OOK STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT RIGHTS, OR OOK NO LOVE HOMECAVE


NO BLOOD FOR PELTS! IROCK IS NOT THREAT TO OOK.

BunkoSquad: THIS BAD OMEN....FOR STONEBAMA


THIS STONEBAMA BATTLE OF ROCKERLOO.
 
2013-06-14 10:23:30 AM

bdub77: BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.


DON'T STEAL FROM OOKCARE TO PAY FOR SOCIALIZED WITCH DOCTOR
 
2013-06-14 10:23:35 AM

bdub77: Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING

BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.


BROK NOW SICK, FOUND OUT HE HAS PREEXISTING STONEDITION. BROK NOW IN FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE.
 
2013-06-14 10:24:17 AM
TRONK THINK STONE TAXES LEGAL THEFT AT POINT OF STICK
 
2013-06-14 10:24:41 AM
greece.greekreporter.com

OOK. I AM DISAPPOINT.
 
2013-06-14 10:24:55 AM
TRONK WONDER WHY CAVE MAN ALWAYS YELL
 
2013-06-14 10:25:37 AM

what_now: STONEBAMA WENT TO LAND BEYOND WATER FOR VACATION WITH UGLY CAVE WOMAN AND COST GROG 40000000 DINOSAUR BONES PER DAY


UGLY CAVE WOMAN TELL TORP EAT TREE BARK AND BUGS WHILE UGLY CAVE WOMAN EAT UPPITY MAMMOTH MEAT HELD OVER FIRE AND ARUGULA
 
2013-06-14 10:25:41 AM
SHOOG NO WANT CAVE MANS FROM LAND OVER HILL. THEY BE TAKING SHOOG JOB
 
2013-06-14 10:26:54 AM

bdub77: BROK NOW SICK, FOUND OUT HE HAS PREEXISTING STONEDITION. BROK NOW IN FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE.


LITTLE OOK HIT LIFETIME SHINY ROCK LIMIT FOR CARE. OOK CONFLICTED.
 
2013-06-14 10:27:29 AM

what_now: [greece.greekreporter.com image 240x312]

OOK. I AM DISAPPOINT.


OOK SAY COME AT ME OOG.
 
2013-06-14 10:27:54 AM

bdub77: Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING

BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.


TORG NO WANT WOMEN TO USE TORG'S ROCKS TO STOP BABBYS. WOMEN SHOULD FIND OWN ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 10:28:22 AM

Jackson Herring: TRONK WONDER WHY CAVE MAN ALWAYS YELL


LOW CASE FORCE ON CAVE BY CORRUPT TRONKVERNMENT PAID OFF BY SHARP STICK MAKER. THIS GROND WHOLE CASE POINT.
 
2013-06-14 10:28:57 AM

Aarontology: bdub77: BROK NOW SICK, FOUND OUT HE HAS PREEXISTING STONEDITION. BROK NOW IN FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE.

LITTLE OOK HIT LIFETIME SHINY ROCK LIMIT FOR CARE. OOK CONFLICTED.


BROK NOTICE LAND UP NORTH OWE NO ROCKS TO OTHER LANDS AND OFFER UNIVERSAL PELTCARE. IF STONEBAMA RE-ELECTED WILL MOVE TO THIS PLACE.
 
2013-06-14 10:29:22 AM
VONK JUST WANT FREEDOM TO SACRIFICE FIRST BORN LAMB TO STATUE OF FERTILITY GODDESS IN PUBLIC.
 
2013-06-14 10:29:42 AM
STONEBAMA
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4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-14 10:30:11 AM

WI241TH: bdub77: Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING

BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.

TORG NO WANT WOMEN TO USE TORG'S ROCKS TO STOP BABBYS. WOMEN SHOULD FIND OWN ROCKS.


BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.
 
2013-06-14 10:31:16 AM
ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.
 
2013-06-14 10:31:17 AM

bdub77: BROK NOTICE LAND UP NORTH OWE NO ROCKS TO OTHER LANDS AND OFFER UNIVERSAL PELTCARE. IF STONEBAMA RE-ELECTED WILL MOVE TO THIS PLACE.


LAND UP NORTH HAVE STICK CONTROL. LAND UP NORTH NOT FREE.
 
2013-06-14 10:31:22 AM
GORG HAVE STRANGEST BONE THING RIGHT NOW.
 
2013-06-14 10:31:37 AM

Jackson Herring: STONEMABA
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ME FIX FOR YOU.  COST 5 ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 10:32:02 AM

bdub77: BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.


WHEN CAVEMAN TRY HIT CAVEWOMAN WITH CLUB AND DRAG CAVEWOMAN AWAY, CAVEWOMAN HAVE WAY OF SHUTTING THAT WHOLE THING DOWN
 
2013-06-14 10:32:42 AM
THAG ASK WHY BIG CAVE TELL HIM NO MATE WITH SMILODON. THAG NOT PUT UP WITH BIG CAVE TELLING THAG HOW MATE. THAG BE BACK SOON.
 
2013-06-14 10:33:43 AM

bdub77: ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.


TROG AGREE WITH ROCKNEY "LEMON, WET, GOOD" PLATFORM. ROCKNEY OFFER BOLD LEADERSHIP FOR COMING HARVEST SEASONS
 
2013-06-14 10:33:51 AM
TRONK NOT THINK OF MORT ROCKNEY FIRST :(
 
2013-06-14 10:33:52 AM

bdub77: ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.


ROCKNEY HIDES HUNDREDS OF PELTS IN LAND BEYOND SEA AND COMPLAINS THAT HIS PELT TAX TOO HIGH. SHOOB NOT TRUST ROCKYEY
 
2013-06-14 10:34:49 AM
OOK MATE HAVE BABBY. OOK NAME BABBY RAND.
 
2013-06-14 10:34:55 AM
I'm laughing harder than I have all day so far from this thread, bravo all
 
2013-06-14 10:35:01 AM

BunkoSquad: bdub77: BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.

WHEN CAVEMAN TRY HIT CAVEWOMAN WITH CLUB AND DRAG CAVEWOMAN AWAY, CAVEWOMAN HAVE WAY OF SHUTTING THAT WHOLE THING DOWN


BROK AGREE, BIG SKY MAN TELL BROK THAT BABBY FROM CLUBBING IS WILL OF BIG SKY MAN.
 
2013-06-14 10:35:05 AM

BunkoSquad: bdub77: ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.

TROG AGREE WITH ROCKNEY "LEMON, WET, GOOD" PLATFORM. ROCKNEY OFFER BOLD LEADERSHIP FOR COMING HARVEST SEASONS


CROD NOT BELIEVE ROCKNEY WHEN SAY HE MAKE ROCK FROM THIN AIR.
 
2013-06-14 10:35:46 AM

bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.

UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.

BROK HELP UGG. BROK PACKAGE MANY CAVE INTO CONSTRUCT BROK CALL CREDIT ROCK SWAP. VERY SIMPLE. UGG AND CAVE OWNER PAY BROK ROCKS, IF CAVE COLLAPSE THEN BROK STILL KEEPS ROCKS AND TAKE YOUR WOMAN IF STILL ALIVE. IT VERY COMPLICATED. SIGN HERE. YOU NOT GO BROKE WITH BROK.


BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER.  UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING.  THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM
 
2013-06-14 10:36:33 AM
BEST THREAD EVER.
 
2013-06-14 10:36:42 AM

bdub77: BunkoSquad: bdub77: BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.

WHEN CAVEMAN TRY HIT CAVEWOMAN WITH CLUB AND DRAG CAVEWOMAN AWAY, CAVEWOMAN HAVE WAY OF SHUTTING THAT WHOLE THING DOWN

BROK AGREE, BIG SKY MAN TELL BROK THAT BABBY FROM CLUBBING IS WILL OF BIG SKY MAN.


TODAK SAY WOMAN NO HAVE BABBY IF CLUB. SAY BABBY NOT MAKE IF CLUB BECAUSE WOMAN NOT LIKE CLUB.

WE TELL TODAK IS NOT TRUE; MANY BABBY HAPPEN AFTER CLUB. TODAK VERY STUPID.
 
2013-06-14 10:36:45 AM
WHY ROCKNEY HAVE HORSE THAT DANCE?
 
2013-06-14 10:37:02 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM


CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT
 
2013-06-14 10:37:12 AM
BIG SKY MAN ALSO TELL BROK THAT IF MAN DRAG OTHER MAN INTO CAVE, BIG SKY MAN LAW IS VIOLATED, EVEN IF BROK NOT AFFECTED BY IT.
 
2013-06-14 10:37:14 AM
Libertarianism is the most misunderstood of all political philosophies. It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology: Individualism, personal accountability, enterprise and discovery. What conservatism and liberalism have discarded in their race to bury the age of enlightenment, libertarianism seeks to restore. The problem is people need such an affront to care that we are lead into the dark recesses by both the progressives and the conservatives.
 
2013-06-14 10:37:18 AM

bdub77: BunkoSquad: bdub77: BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.

WHEN CAVEMAN TRY HIT CAVEWOMAN WITH CLUB AND DRAG CAVEWOMAN AWAY, CAVEWOMAN HAVE WAY OF SHUTTING THAT WHOLE THING DOWN

BROK AGREE, BIG SKY MAN TELL BROK THAT BABBY FROM CLUBBING IS WILL OF BIG SKY MAN.


THAT WHAT YOU GET FOR CLUBBING WITH STRANGE CAVEWOMAN.  UGG TRY TO WARN YOU.  CAVEWUBS ARE DANGEROUS
 
2013-06-14 10:37:41 AM

BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT


TORG CHOSE CAVE AT LOW TIDE. TORG NOT SMART
 
2013-06-14 10:37:46 AM
WHAR STONEBAMA LONG BIRTH ROCK
WHAR
 
2013-06-14 10:38:25 AM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: TODAK SAY WOMAN NO HAVE BABBY IF CLUB. SAY BABBY NOT MAKE IF CLUB BECAUSE WOMAN NOT LIKE CLUB.

WE TELL TODAK IS NOT TRUE; MANY BABBY HAPPEN AFTER CLUB. TODAK VERY STUPID.


TORG SAY THERE "LEGITIMATE CLUBBING" AND OTHER CLUBBINGS, IF CAVEMEN KNOW WHAT TORG SAYIN'
 
2013-06-14 10:38:41 AM

lockers: Libertarianism is the most misunderstood of all political philosophies. It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology: Individualism, personal accountability, enterprise and discovery. What conservatism and liberalism have discarded in their race to bury the age of enlightenment, libertarianism seeks to restore. The problem is people need such an affront to care that we are lead into the dark recesses by both the progressives and the conservatives.


THAG DISLIKE WORD WITH PUNY LETTERS. YOU MUST BE MAN WHO AFRAID TO MATE WITH SMILODON. WHY YOU HATE FREEDOM?
 
2013-06-14 10:39:17 AM

what_now: WHY ROCKNEY HAVE HORSE THAT DANCE?


LEAVE ROCKFALCA ALONE
 
2013-06-14 10:39:19 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.

UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.

BROK HELP UGG. BROK PACKAGE MANY CAVE INTO CONSTRUCT BROK CALL CREDIT ROCK SWAP. VERY SIMPLE. UGG AND CAVE OWNER PAY BROK ROCKS, IF CAVE COLLAPSE THEN BROK STILL KEEPS ROCKS AND TAKE YOUR WOMAN IF STILL ALIVE. IT VERY COMPLICATED. SIGN HERE. YOU NOT GO BROKE WITH BROK.

BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER.  UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING.  THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM


UGG SIMPLY REPLACE DULL ROCK SLAB WITH SHINY ROCK SLAB AND REPLACE SOFT FLOOR WITH HARDER SHINY FLOOR. THIS MAKE HOUSE WORTH MORE.
 
2013-06-14 10:39:27 AM

lockers: It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology:


The bootstrappy guy with all the slaves?
 
2013-06-14 10:39:30 AM
As someone with caveperson ancestors, I find this all-caps mockery of cavian dialect offensive.
 
2013-06-14 10:39:38 AM

BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT


TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL
 
2013-06-14 10:40:10 AM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: TODAK SAY WOMAN NO HAVE BABBY IF CLUB. SAY BABBY NOT MAKE IF CLUB BECAUSE WOMAN NOT LIKE CLUB.

WE TELL TODAK IS NOT TRUE; MANY BABBY HAPPEN AFTER CLUB. TODAK VERY STUPID.


WOMAN WANT MANY BABBY. GROND NOT WANT. WHY GROND MUST GIVE ONE THIRD OF PELT AND MEAT AND ROCK TO WOMAN? WHAR GROND CHOICE?
 
2013-06-14 10:40:14 AM
TORG NUGGET SUPPORTS RIGHT TO ASSAULT STICKS
 
2013-06-14 10:40:16 AM
IF TRIBE DOWN STREAM NOT WANT DRINK FROM RIVER WHERE OOK POOP, TRIBE DOWNSTREAM CAN MOVE. OOK NOT NEED BIG CAVE TO TELL OOK WHERE OOK POOP.
 
2013-06-14 10:40:29 AM

BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT


THIS NOT PROBLEM. TORG HAVE 'WATERFRONT CAVE'.
 
2013-06-14 10:41:11 AM
New? I suspect humanity has always had its share of selfish assholes.
 
2013-06-14 10:41:53 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL


TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 10:42:43 AM

lockers: Libertarianism is the most misunderstood of all political philosophies. It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology: Individualism, personal accountability, enterprise and discovery. What conservatism and liberalism have discarded in their race to bury the age of enlightenment, libertarianism seeks to restore. The problem is people need such an affront to care that we are lead into the dark recesses by both the progressives and the conservatives.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-14 10:42:44 AM

kronicfeld: Obama's Reptiloid Master: TODAK SAY WOMAN NO HAVE BABBY IF CLUB. SAY BABBY NOT MAKE IF CLUB BECAUSE WOMAN NOT LIKE CLUB.

WE TELL TODAK IS NOT TRUE; MANY BABBY HAPPEN AFTER CLUB. TODAK VERY STUPID.

WOMAN WANT MANY BABBY. GROND NOT WANT. WHY GROND MUST GIVE ONE THIRD OF PELT AND MEAT AND ROCK TO WOMAN? WHAR GROND CHOICE?


GROND HAVE CHOICE. GROND NO MATE WOMAN. MATE OOK OR OOG. MAYBE EVEN MATE SMILODON. NO BABBY. SKY MAN MAYBE GET MAD; THAG NOT KNOW. THAG DO KNOW KEEP ALL PELTS IF NOT MATE WOMAN.

THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.
 
2013-06-14 10:43:01 AM

mrshowrules: is an ideal of the greedy and self serving suggesting that left to their own, people will look after each other


Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.
 
2013-06-14 10:43:13 AM
GROND WANT BIG CAVE BE SMART LIKE SKY MAN. GROND WANT BIG CAVE PROTECT GROND FROM MAMMOTH AND TIGER. BUT NO BIG CAVE NO DARE READ WALLS OR SMOKE SIGNAL OR GROND ANGRY!
 
2013-06-14 10:43:37 AM
TORG AND EEK NOT TORG AND OOK
SKY MAN ONLY RECOGNIZE STRAIGHT CAVEAGE
 
2013-06-14 10:44:18 AM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.


THAG SAY GROND HAVE WOMAN PROBLEM, THAG FEEL BAD FOR GROND, SON?
 
2013-06-14 10:45:35 AM

Lochsteppe: As someone with caveperson ancestors, I find this all-caps mockery of cavian dialect offensive.


CROD MOCK ROCKLY CORRECT MAN WHO NOT DRAG KNUCKLES
 
2013-06-14 10:45:37 AM

kronicfeld: GROND WANT BIG CAVE BE SMART LIKE SKY MAN. GROND WANT BIG CAVE PROTECT GROND FROM MAMMOTH AND TIGER. BUT NO BIG CAVE NO DARE READ WALLS OR SMOKE SIGNAL OR GROND ANGRY!


MAYBE GROND NOT MAKE SMOKE SIGNAL OR CAVE DRAWING WHERE ALL SEE? GROND NOT REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT SECRET IS. WHEN GROND WAKE UP IN FRONT OF CAVE WITH SMILODON BENEATH HIM, ALL KNOW GROND MATE SMILODON. BUT IS OK; IS FREE CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 10:45:37 AM
WHEN BIG CAVE GONE, HIRE FIGHT-SOLVER CLAN TO HIT BAD MEN. IF BAD MEN HIRE DIFFERENT FIGHT-SOLVER CLAN, THEY GET TOGETHER AND WORK IT OUT WITHOUT FIGHT.

THIS WHAT CAVEMEN REALLY THINK.
 
2013-06-14 10:45:46 AM

bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.


YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS
 
2013-06-14 10:45:55 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-14 10:46:37 AM

kronicfeld: Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.

THAG SAY GROND HAVE WOMAN PROBLEM, THAG FEEL BAD FOR GROND, SON?


BROK WOMAN COOK FOR HIM AND ALWAYS GIVE HIM ROCK JOBS. NEVER HAVE PROBLEM.
 
2013-06-14 10:46:38 AM
OOK NO WANT NEANDERTHAL TO TAKE OOK JOB.
 
2013-06-14 10:46:41 AM
BRAP MOVE ALL NRO THREADS CAVEMAN THREADS NOW ON.
 
2013-06-14 10:46:57 AM
STONEBAMA TARGETED PTERODACTYL ATTACKS VIOLATION OF DUE PROCESS
 
2013-06-14 10:47:09 AM

tricycleracer: TORG AND EEK NOT TORG AND OOK
SKY MAN ONLY RECOGNIZE STRAIGHT CAVEAGE


CROD SAY YOU INSECURE IN SIZE OF OWN CLUB
 
2013-06-14 10:47:10 AM
This did not go the direction I thought it would.
 
2013-06-14 10:47:21 AM

bdub77: kronicfeld: Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.

THAG SAY GROND HAVE WOMAN PROBLEM, THAG FEEL BAD FOR GROND, SON?

BROK WOMAN COOK FOR HIM AND ALWAYS GIVE HIM ROCK JOBS. NEVER HAVE PROBLEM.


BROK WOMAN REAL DOLL? BROK kwame?
 
2013-06-14 10:47:23 AM
STONE

Grand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS


STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE
 
2013-06-14 10:48:16 AM

bdub77: ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.


GROND HEAR TAGG WANT SPEAR MAN MAKE FUN OF ROCKNEY.
 
2013-06-14 10:48:22 AM

verbaltoxin: This did not go the direction I thought it would.


Indeed, but I'm LOL'ing pretty hard over here.
 
2013-06-14 10:48:44 AM
TORP SHAKE HEAD AT CAVESHEEPLE IN THREAD WHO NOT SEE WRITING ON CAVE WALL
 
2013-06-14 10:48:46 AM

bglove25: BRAP MOVE ALL NRO THREADS CAVEMAN THREADS NOW ON.


SHOOG NOT SURE SHOULD CALL OUT MOD LIKE THAT
 
2013-06-14 10:49:14 AM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.


IF YOU HAVING WOMAN HURTS, MOG HURT FOR YOU; MOG HAVE MANY HURTS, BUT NOT WOMAN.

// MOG CHILD NAMED BLOO IVEE
 
2013-06-14 10:49:36 AM
It's not uncommon for boys to experiment with libertarianism when they go off to college. Most outgrow it.
 
2013-06-14 10:49:40 AM

verbaltoxin: This did not go the direction I thought it would.


Probably, but at least it went in a very funny direction.  :D

/BTW, isn't all CAPS typing required to speak to Lord REDACTED??  ;)
 
2013-06-14 10:49:40 AM

verbaltoxin: mrshowrules: is an ideal of the greedy and self serving suggesting that left to their own, people will look after each other

Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.


That, or it just becomes a hellscape of torture, rape diseases, famine and murder.  It really can go either way.
 
2013-06-14 10:50:04 AM

what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE


STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.
 
2013-06-14 10:50:33 AM
What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin on in here?
 
2013-06-14 10:50:35 AM

Dr Dreidel: Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.

IF YOU HAVING WOMAN HURTS, MOG HURT FOR YOU; MOG HAVE MANY HURTS, BUT NOT WOMAN.

// MOG CHILD NAMED BLOO IVEE


MOG WOMAN VERY HOT. MOG HAVE ALL LUCK.
 
2013-06-14 10:51:21 AM

Pocket Ninja: Libertarians are the atheists of the political world, in that many of them will loudly and frequently tell you they are that thing, but a very small percentage of them -- a miniscule amount, really -- actually know what being that thing means. Most of them have chosen to self-label as a reaction to something else, not out of conscious selection, and almost none of them can identify more than the most patently obvious truisms about their "chosen" belief system. They know what they've been told, or what they've read about being told, and that's about it.


Most atheists don't know not to believe in gods?

/or to believe in no gods, depending on how annoying you want to be
 
2013-06-14 10:51:21 AM
I want to make babies with this thread.
 
2013-06-14 10:51:31 AM

bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE. TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE. THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.


STONEBAMA PUT GROUND SEED FROM ONE PLANT ON MEAT, NOT GROUND FRUIT FROM OTHER PLANT. STONEBAMA DERANGE!
 
2013-06-14 10:51:48 AM

Diogenes: tricycleracer: TORG AND EEK NOT TORG AND OOK
SKY MAN ONLY RECOGNIZE STRAIGHT CAVEAGE

CROD SAY YOU INSECURE IN SIZE OF OWN CLUB


CAVE DOCTOR HAS BLUE ROCK TO FIX THAT.  BUT IF CLUB STAY LARGER FOR HALF SUN CYCLE, SEE CAVE ER
 
2013-06-14 10:51:55 AM

bglove25: BRAP MOVE ALL NRO THREADS CAVEMAN THREADS NOW ON.


TORP THINK THIS BEST IDEA SINCE URD GROUND WHEAT INTO FLOUR, ADDED YEAST SALT AND WATER, LEFT IN FIRE BOX FOR LENGTH OF TIME, THEN TOOK IT OUT AND SLICED IT
 
2013-06-14 10:52:37 AM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Dr Dreidel: Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.

IF YOU HAVING WOMAN HURTS, MOG HURT FOR YOU; MOG HAVE MANY HURTS, BUT NOT WOMAN.

// MOG CHILD NAMED BLOO IVEE

MOG WOMAN VERY HOT. MOG HAVE ALL LUCK.


shot97.com

// not that I disagree
// BeyBey's reaction to this thread
 
2013-06-14 10:52:49 AM

mrshowrules: verbaltoxin: mrshowrules: is an ideal of the greedy and self serving suggesting that left to their own, people will look after each other

Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.

That, or it just becomes a hellscape of torture, rape diseases, famine and murder.  It really can go either way.


There are many failed states where this occurred, but they didn't set out to be libertarian societies in the Western world. I'm saying in our society, if we tried to have libertarianism, we'd end up right back where we are now, eventually.
 
2013-06-14 10:53:05 AM
OOK HAVE MANY CAVE PAINTINGS OF BEYONCE THAT OOK LOOK AT IN PRIVATE TIME.
 
2013-06-14 10:53:26 AM

make me some tea: What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin on in here?


THREAD NOW STONES
 
2013-06-14 10:53:29 AM

Dr Dreidel: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Dr Dreidel: Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.

IF YOU HAVING WOMAN HURTS, MOG HURT FOR YOU; MOG HAVE MANY HURTS, BUT NOT WOMAN.

// MOG CHILD NAMED BLOO IVEE

MOG WOMAN VERY HOT. MOG HAVE ALL LUCK.



// not that I disagree
// BeyBey's reaction to this thread


SHOW BEST PART OF MOG WOMAN. IS THIGH. MAYBE ASS.
 
2013-06-14 10:53:42 AM

bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.


THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?
 
2013-06-14 10:54:16 AM
OH LOOK IT THIS CAVE ETCHING AGAIN
 
2013-06-14 10:54:22 AM
VORG HEAR STONEBAMA HAVE MAGIC TOOL MAKE SUN GOD AND MOON GOD TRAVEL BACKWARDS
 
2013-06-14 10:54:31 AM

Diogenes: bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.

THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?


STONEBAMA TRICKY.
 
2013-06-14 10:55:04 AM
OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.
 
2013-06-14 10:55:10 AM
BROK NOT NOTICE BUT OTHERS NOTICE STONEBAMA DIFFERENT COLOR, MAKE BROK AGITATED FOR SOME REASON.
 
2013-06-14 10:55:46 AM

vernonFL: VORG HEAR STONEBAMA HAVE MAGIC TOOL MAKE SUN GOD AND MOON GOD TRAVEL BACKWARDS


TROG BELIEVE ROCKBAMA HISTORY BIGGEST RAPTOR
 
2013-06-14 10:55:49 AM

what_now: lockers: It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology:

The bootstrappy guy with all the slaves?


Libertarianism only works if you have an army of slaves:
www.angryflower.com
 
2013-06-14 10:56:20 AM

verbaltoxin: Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.


Which of these stages is Somalia in?
 
2013-06-14 10:57:44 AM
mrshowrules
That, or it just becomes a hellscape of torture, rape diseases, famine and murder. It really can go either way.

MOOG THINK THAT SOUND LIKE GOOD TIME, MAKE HAPPEN TO FUNNY-TALKERS IN OTHER CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 10:57:49 AM
IS CAVEGHAZI A SCANDAL YET?
 
2013-06-14 10:58:10 AM
Also:

home.comcast.net
 
2013-06-14 10:58:33 AM

Diogenes: bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.

THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?


BECAUSE FREEDOM WHY YOU NO GET THAT
 
2013-06-14 10:58:34 AM
CAPS LOCK so easy even the cavemen can do it.
 
2013-06-14 10:59:44 AM
WHY TRIBE FROM ACROSS RIVER NOT HOOT AND WHISTLE LIKE OOK TRIBE? THEY IN OOK LAND, THEY SPEAK LIKE OOK.
 
2013-06-14 10:59:58 AM
Jonah Goldberg

*closes tab*

/I know, I know, why'd I open it in the first place
 
2013-06-14 11:00:21 AM

roddack: CAPS LOCK so easy even the cavemen can do it.


BRAP OLD SKOOL. KEEP TINY FINGER ON SHIFT.
 
2013-06-14 11:00:25 AM
Angry caveman meme is a pleasant surprise. Well done fellas.
 
2013-06-14 11:00:48 AM
roddack
CAPS LOCK so easy even the cavemen can do it.

CAPS LOCK AM CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL
 
2013-06-14 11:01:14 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: what_now: lockers: It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology:

The bootstrappy guy with all the slaves?

Libertarianism only works if you have an army of slaves:
[www.angryflower.com image 790x416]


THIS AM THROG GALT. ALL YOU IN CAVES LISTEN TO PEOPLE IN CAVES, YOU GIVE ROCKS TO PEOPLE WITH NO ROCKS. ME HAVE ROCKS, BUT ROCKS NOT IMPORTANT. ME HAVE IDEAS OF ROCKS, MAKE ME BETTER, PAY ROCKS TO OTHER PEOPLE BUT THEY OWE ME FOR ROCK IDEAS. ME MAKE FIRE. WATCH CAVES BURN WHILE I HAVE ALL ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 11:01:53 AM

Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.


YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.
 
2013-06-14 11:02:26 AM
SLARG READ THIS WHOLE ETCHING. SLARG NOW LAUGH AT WORKCAVE. OTHER CAVEWORKERS LOOK FUNNY AT SLARG.

SLARG FEARS CAVEBOSS FINDING SLARG LAUGHING.

WORKCAVE NO PLACE FOR LAUGHTIME.
 
2013-06-14 11:02:48 AM
LOOK, THRAG BIDEN RUB WATER ON WHEEL IN FRONT BIG CAVE
 
2013-06-14 11:03:01 AM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Diogenes: bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.

THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?

STONEBAMA TRICKY.


HOW WE KNOW STONEBAMA COME FROM CAVE? ME THINK STONEBAMA COME FROM PLACE FAR AWAY FROM CAVE. DEMAND BIG PAINTING OF STONEBAMA WHEN HE IN CAVE!
 
2013-06-14 11:03:28 AM
HAHA THIS IS UN-21.  ALL YOUR CAVE ARE BELONG TO US.  YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR SUNDIAL

HAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-06-14 11:03:42 AM

mark.jms: SLARG READ THIS WHOLE ETCHING. SLARG NOW LAUGH AT WORKCAVE. OTHER CAVEWORKERS LOOK FUNNY AT SLARG.


GROND ROFLICEAGE
 
2013-06-14 11:03:47 AM
TRONK KNOW NEANDERTHALS REAL RACISTS
 
2013-06-14 11:03:52 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.


STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.
 
2013-06-14 11:04:28 AM

Bloody William: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Diogenes: bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.

THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?

STONEBAMA TRICKY.

HOW WE KNOW STONEBAMA COME FROM CAVE? ME THINK STONEBAMA COME FROM PLACE FAR AWAY FROM CAVE. DEMAND BIG PAINTING OF STONEBAMA WHEN HE IN CAVE!


DO NOT BOTHER.  CRAZY CAVEMAN WILL NOT BELIEVE, WILL INSIST THAT PAINTING WAS CAVESHOPPED
 
2013-06-14 11:05:07 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: HAHA THIS IS UN-21.  ALL YOUR CAVE ARE BELONG TO US.  YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR SUNDIAL

HAHAHAHAHA


OOK FEAR STICK TIED TO SPINDLE WHEEL. OOK RIDE SPORT UTILITY MAMMOTH. OOK NOT NEED BLUEPELTS TAKE THAT AWAY FROM OOK.
 
2013-06-14 11:05:07 AM

Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.


THROG NOT SEE WHAT WRONG MAKING CAVEMAN SHOW ROCK TO VOTE. HOW HARD TO GET ROCK? BEST WAY TO KNOW IF CAVEMAN CAN VOTE!
 
2013-06-14 11:05:17 AM
WHY STONEBAMA NO WEAR SYMBOL OF HIS TRIBE ON DEERSKIN COAT?
 
2013-06-14 11:06:01 AM
Communism: Wouldn't it be great if everyone just took care of each other?

Libertarianism: Wouldn't it be great if everyone just took care of themselves?
 
2013-06-14 11:06:03 AM

bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.


YES. STONEBAMA IS BLAH MAN
 
2013-06-14 11:06:03 AM

Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.


THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.
 
2013-06-14 11:06:12 AM

Aarontology: STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.


STONEBAMA SEND PELT COUNTER FIND OUT WHO GIVE GROND PELTS. GROND NOT WANT TELL. GROND ALSO NOT WANT GIVE PELT TO PELT COUNTER. GROND PERSECUTE BECAUSE CARVE THAT GROND ANTI-PELT-COUNT INTO FRONT OF CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 11:06:20 AM

James F. Campbell: verbaltoxin: Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.

Which of these stages is Somalia in?


YOU NO READ GOOD, NO READ OTHER POST, YOU GET ROCK ON HEAD.
 
2013-06-14 11:06:27 AM
You guys, I'm dying here. I'm sitting at my desk with my guts hurting from holding in the laughter trying desperately to keep my shoulders from shaking from suppressed guffaws. My face is turning red and tears are running down my face from it all.

Best. Thread. Ever,
 
2013-06-14 11:07:22 AM

Bloody William: THROG NOT SEE WHAT WRONG MAKING CAVEMAN SHOW ROCK TO VOTE. HOW HARD TO GET ROCK? BEST WAY TO KNOW IF CAVEMAN CAN VOTE!


VOTE ROCK COST SHINY ROCK. SHINY ROCK TO VOTE KEEP OBSIDIAN TRIBE FROM VOTE DURING TIME OF THOG CROW.
 
2013-06-14 11:07:28 AM

vernonFL: WHY STONEBAMA NO WEAR SYMBOL OF HIS TRIBE ON DEERSKIN COAT?


STONEBAMA NOT EVEN BORN HERE! STONEBAMA GO BACK TO OLDUVAI GORGE!
 
2013-06-14 11:07:59 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.

THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.


GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.
 
2013-06-14 11:08:40 AM

RanDomino: mrshowrules
That, or it just becomes a hellscape of torture, rape diseases, famine and murder. It really can go either way.

MOOG THINK THAT SOUND LIKE GOOD TIME, MAKE HAPPEN TO FUNNY-TALKERS IN OTHER CAVE.


MOOG OFTEN MAKE TALK SOUND FUNNY. MAGIC LIGHTS IN MOOG BOX MAKE SOUNDS. MUST SMASH! IS ROCK OF ANGRY MAN LIVE UNDER EARTH!
 
2013-06-14 11:09:07 AM

Aarontology: WHY TRIBE FROM ACROSS RIVER NOT HOOT AND WHISTLE LIKE OOK TRIBE? THEY IN OOK LAND, THEY SPEAK LIKE OOK.


THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK.  SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.
 
2013-06-14 11:09:33 AM

KiltedBastich: You guys, I'm dying here. I'm sitting at my desk with my guts hurting from holding in the laughter trying desperately to keep my shoulders from shaking from suppressed guffaws. My face is turning red and tears are running down my face from it all.

Best. Thread. Ever,


TRONK RECOMMEND FAKE COUGHING FIT
 
2013-06-14 11:09:47 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.


GROG JUST NEED GET OWN OBSIDIAN TO SAY THING GROG THINK, THEN PEOPLE LOVE GROG LIKE LOVE STONEBAMA. GROG BE STUPID NOT DO THIS.
 
2013-06-14 11:09:54 AM

Aarontology: Bloody William: THROG NOT SEE WHAT WRONG MAKING CAVEMAN SHOW ROCK TO VOTE. HOW HARD TO GET ROCK? BEST WAY TO KNOW IF CAVEMAN CAN VOTE!

VOTE ROCK COST SHINY ROCK. SHINY ROCK TO VOTE KEEP OBSIDIAN TRIBE FROM VOTE DURING TIME OF THOG CROW.


GROG WANT TO PROTECT THE VOTING PROCESS. GROG KNOW SABRE TOOTH TRIBE ONLY VOTE FOR OBSIDIANS BECAUSE THEY GET FREE BERRIES.
 
2013-06-14 11:10:07 AM
DAG THINK BOTH SIDES BAD. THAT BE THE PROBLEM. DAG PICK OTHER CAVE GROUP INSTEAD. DAG FEEL BETTER THAN YOU FOR IT.
 
2013-06-14 11:10:10 AM

verbaltoxin: James F. Campbell: verbaltoxin: Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.

Which of these stages is Somalia in?

YOU NO READ GOOD, NO READ OTHER POST, YOU GET ROCK ON HEAD.


UGG HAVE IDEA - NO SELL ROCK ON HEAD, PERFORM FIVE STICKS OF DOOM.  YOU BE FAMOUS CAVEMAN, SELL MANY SOUVENIER PELTS.  LITTLE CAVEJIMMIES WILL LOVE YOU
 
2013-06-14 11:10:10 AM
BROK WANT TO SHRINK SIZE OF BIG CAVE UNTIL BIG CAVE CAN BE DROWNED IN WATERING HOLE.
 
2013-06-14 11:10:14 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.


OOK NO WANT SHINY ROCK TAKEN FROM OOK TO PAY FOR ACORNS. OOK SAW EDITED ETCHING OF CAVE PIMP WANT ACORN HELP.

kronicfeld: STONEBAMA SEND PELT COUNTER FIND OUT WHO GIVE GROND PELTS. GROND NOT WANT TELL. GROND ALSO NOT WANT GIVE PELT TO PELT COUNTER. GROND PERSECUTE BECAUSE CARVE THAT GROND ANTI-PELT-COUNT INTO FRONT OF CAVE.


GIVNG PELTS PART OF FREE HOOTS. WHY STONEBAMA HATE FREE HOOTS?
 
2013-06-14 11:10:41 AM
WISH TRIBE WAS STILL RULED BY KING RAG GON. RAG ON SON OF SKY GOD.

RAG GON CAUSE WALLS TO FALL WITH VOICE.
 
2013-06-14 11:10:46 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.

THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.

GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.


LET UGG GUESS - GROG HAS MANY OBSIDIAN FRIENDS AS PROOF?
 
2013-06-14 11:10:49 AM

kronicfeld: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.

GROG JUST NEED GET OWN OBSIDIAN TO SAY THING GROG THINK, THEN PEOPLE LOVE GROG LIKE LOVE STONEBAMA. GROG BE STUPID NOT DO THIS.


GROG HAVE OBSIDIAN FRIEND.
 
2013-06-14 11:10:51 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.

THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.

GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.


NOT SAY THROG RACIST. THROG JUST SAY CERTAIN CAVEMEN SPEND ROCKS ON SHINY ROCKS, WHY THEY NOT SPEND ROCKS ON MAMMOTH? THROG NOT WANT HIS ROCKS WASTED BY CAVEMEN WITH NO ROCKS!
 
2013-06-14 11:10:59 AM
SHOOG JUST WANT MY CAVE BACK
 
2013-06-14 11:12:20 AM
BRONT NOT TRIBIST, BRONT HAVE MANY OBSIDIAN FRIENDS!
 
2013-06-14 11:12:40 AM

what_now: SHOOG JUST WANT MY CAVE BACK


SHOOG SOUND POOR.
 
2013-06-14 11:12:50 AM

bdub77: BROK WANT TO SHRINK SIZE OF BIG CAVE UNTIL BIG CAVE CAN BE DROWNED IN WATERING HOLE.


WHEN GROG SMALL GROG THING CAVEMEN KEEP ROCKS, NOT GIVE ROCKS TO BIG CAVE. GROG STILL THINK AM GOOD IDEA, NOT GIVE ROCKS TO BIG CAVE, KEEP ALL ROCKS! KEEP ROCKS FROM CAVEMEN WHO NOT AGREE! GROG AM RUNNING CAVE!
 
2013-06-14 11:13:05 AM

Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.


SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.
 
2013-06-14 11:13:59 AM
LONG CAVE CARVING BIG DISTRACTION.  TRIBE ELDERS NOT HAPPY CROD NOT HUNTING AND GATHERING.
 
2013-06-14 11:14:04 AM

verbaltoxin: There are many failed states where this occurred, but they didn't set out to be libertarian societies in the Western world. I'm saying in our society, if we tried to have libertarianism, we'd end up right back where we are now, eventually.


True. However, what makes the West like this is not just its values, it is having the luxury of wealth/resources.  Take away your Government and your natural inclination will be to rebuild Government.  Take away Americans, Government/wealth/resources and it might be a different ball game.

In any case, the policies that Libertarians really support our more about Corporatism.  They want the stability of society but don't realize that they are basically asking to be governed by corporations instead of elected officials.  Of course, you can already argue that elected officials are already controlled by corporations.
 
2013-06-14 11:14:05 AM

Aarontology: OOK HAVE MANY CAVE PAINTINGS OF BEYONCE THAT OOK LOOK AT IN PRIVATE TIME.


What OOK during private time might look like
 
2013-06-14 11:14:23 AM
CHOCK WORKS FOR LIBERTARIANS.  SO CHOCK IS GETTING KICK OUT OF REPLIES ON THIS TABLET.  MANY CAVEMEN THINK THEY HAVE KNOWING OF LIBERTARIANISM, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE TRUST IN CHOCK THAT YOU DO NOT.  YOU JUST ALL TRYING TO SOUND SMARTLIKE WHILE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TALKING ABOUT.  THIS IS HOW THINGS THAT NOT TRUE GET PASSED TO OTHERS.  IF YOU NO KNOW ABOUT WHAT WE TALK ABOUT, DO NOT MAKE SELF SOUND LIKE YOU DO.  REASON THAT SOME CAVEMEN BELIEVE WHATEVER THEY HEAR.
 
2013-06-14 11:14:30 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: James F. Campbell: verbaltoxin: Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.

Which of these stages is Somalia in?

YOU NO READ GOOD, NO READ OTHER POST, YOU GET ROCK ON HEAD.

UGG HAVE IDEA - NO SELL ROCK ON HEAD, PERFORM FIVE STICKS OF DOOM.  YOU BE FAMOUS CAVEMAN, SELL MANY SOUVENIER PELTS.  LITTLE CAVEJIMMIES WILL LOVE YOU


DAG LIKE UGG'S IDEA. DAG NO-SELL ROCKS AND SELL PELTS. FOR THE TROOPS.
 
2013-06-14 11:14:48 AM

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


OOK TRIBE NEED TO LEARN CAVE WAYS LIKE BEAR TRIBE BEFORE THEM.
 
2013-06-14 11:14:53 AM
SHOOG GET MEDICAVE AND ROCK STAMPS. NO ONE HELP SHOOG
 
2013-06-14 11:14:58 AM

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


THAG KNOW WHO ELSE THINK MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK...
 
2013-06-14 11:15:06 AM

theknuckler_33: What OOK during private time might look like


OOK TOLD YOU XROCK KINECT SPY ON OOK.
 
2013-06-14 11:15:24 AM

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


ONLY TRUE CAVEMAN STRICT CARVINGIST, KNOW CARVING NEVER CHANGE, NO NEED TO CHANGE CARVING. CARVING MEAN WHAT SAY, CARVERS KNOW SKY GIANT BEST.
 
2013-06-14 11:16:47 AM
GORK SAY NOTHING, JUST WANT MAKE PICTURE ON SAME CAVE WALL.
 
2013-06-14 11:17:01 AM
CHOCK SIT ON CHAIR AND NOW TESTICLES STUCK IN STICKS.  CHOCK WANT STICKS REGULATED NOW TO PROTECT CHILDREN.
 
2013-06-14 11:17:35 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: OOK TRIBE NEED TO LEARN CAVE WAYS LIKE BEAR TRIBE BEFORE THEM.


BEAR TRIBE LOST TO OOK TRIBE. ALL FAIR IN SMASH CAVEWOMAN ON HEAD AND WAR

Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG KNOW WHO ELSE THINK MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK...


R-R-R-R-R-ROCKWIN.
 
2013-06-14 11:17:42 AM

cheeseaholic: CHOCK SIT ON CHAIR AND NOW TESTICLES STUCK IN STICKS.  CHOCK WANT STICKS REGULATED NOW TO PROTECT CHILDREN.


CHOCK NEED HELP SOONISH?
 
2013-06-14 11:17:49 AM

Bloody William: WHEN GROG SMALL GROG THING CAVEMEN KEEP ROCKS, NOT GIVE ROCKS TO BIG CAVE. GROG STILL THINK AM GOOD IDEA, NOT GIVE ROCKS TO BIG CAVE, KEEP ALL ROCKS! KEEP ROCKS FROM CAVEMEN WHO NOT AGREE! GROG AM RUNNING CAVE!


GROG RAISE BY FOCK AND HANNISLATE?
 
2013-06-14 11:18:04 AM

what_now: SHOOG GET MEDICAVE AND ROCK STAMPS. NO ONE HELP SHOOG


SHOOG SOUND LIKE A POOR
 
2013-06-14 11:18:08 AM

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!
 
2013-06-14 11:18:10 AM

mrshowrules: verbaltoxin: There are many failed states where this occurred, but they didn't set out to be libertarian societies in the Western world. I'm saying in our society, if we tried to have libertarianism, we'd end up right back where we are now, eventually.

True. However, what makes the West like this is not just its values, it is having the luxury of wealth/resources.  Take away your Government and your natural inclination will be to rebuild Government.  Take away Americans, Government/wealth/resources and it might be a different ball game.

In any case, the policies that Libertarians really support our more about Corporatism.  They want the stability of society but don't realize that they are basically asking to be governed by corporations instead of elected officials.  Of course, you can already argue that elected officials are already controlled by corporations.


DAG LIKE YOU, YOU READ GOOD. YOU GET PELT INSTEAD OF ROCK.
 
2013-06-14 11:18:25 AM

verbaltoxin: Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: James F. Campbell: verbaltoxin: Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.

Which of these stages is Somalia in?

YOU NO READ GOOD, NO READ OTHER POST, YOU GET ROCK ON HEAD.

UGG HAVE IDEA - NO SELL ROCK ON HEAD, PERFORM FIVE STICKS OF DOOM.  YOU BE FAMOUS CAVEMAN, SELL MANY SOUVENIER PELTS.  LITTLE CAVEJIMMIES WILL LOVE YOU

DAG LIKE UGG'S IDEA. DAG NO-SELL ROCKS AND SELL PELTS. FOR THE TROOPS.


YES, DAG MUST SELL MANY PELTS.  GOOD FOR CAVE BUSINESSAH
 
2013-06-14 11:19:13 AM

Bloody William: ONLY TRUE CAVEMAN STRICT CARVINGIST, KNOW CARVING NEVER CHANGE, NO NEED TO CHANGE CARVING. CARVING MEAN WHAT SAY, CARVERS KNOW SKY GIANT BEST.


IT NOT LIVING CARVING. WHY THEY NOT UNDERSTAND?
 
2013-06-14 11:19:33 AM
BRONT SAY THIS FUNNIEST FARKING CAVEWALL IN MANY MOONS!!!
 
2013-06-14 11:19:34 AM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: cheeseaholic: CHOCK SIT ON CHAIR AND NOW TESTICLES STUCK IN STICKS.  CHOCK WANT STICKS REGULATED NOW TO PROTECT CHILDREN.

CHOCK NEED HELP SOONISH?


YES PLEASE.
 
2013-06-14 11:19:42 AM

Aarontology: theknuckler_33: What OOK during private time might look like

OOK TOLD YOU XROCK KINECT SPY ON OOK.


XROCK ONE TOO MANY ROCKS, BUY ROCKSTATION 4 INSTEAD. CAN TRADE IN USED ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 11:20:06 AM
ZOK SAY "SAFETY" BELT ON ROUND RIDING ROCK ONLY SUCCEED IN RESTRAINING ZOK LIBERTY
 
2013-06-14 11:20:12 AM

Aarontology: Bloody William: ONLY TRUE CAVEMAN STRICT CARVINGIST, KNOW CARVING NEVER CHANGE, NO NEED TO CHANGE CARVING. CARVING MEAN WHAT SAY, CARVERS KNOW SKY GIANT BEST.

IT NOT LIVING CARVING. WHY THEY NOT UNDERSTAND?


FOUNDING ELDERS WOULD TURN OVER IN GRAVES IF KNEW WHAT CAVE HAD BECOME AND IF BODIES NOT FED TO PTERODACTYLS TO ENSURE HARVEST
 
2013-06-14 11:20:21 AM

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


IF KNOW ONLY ONE CAVE SPEAK, HOW YOU DO BUSINESS IN OTHER TRIBES?  BUY ROSETTA STONE INSTEAD
 
2013-06-14 11:20:38 AM

bdub77: BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!


BIG CAVE REMOVING SKY MAN ETCHING VIOLATION OF CAVEMAN RIGHT!
 
2013-06-14 11:20:44 AM
Libertarianism isn't a political system, it's a lifestyle choice.
 
2013-06-14 11:21:27 AM
AFTER CAVE AND CAVE-NEXT-DOOR HIT BY BIG ROCKS THROWN BY TRIBE ACROSS SAND CAVEMEN EXPECT BIG CAVE KNOW ALL AND KEEP SAFE FROM ALL TRIBE. CAVEMAN NEED LEARN BIG CAVE EITHER KNOW ALL OR CAVEMAN KEEP SECRETS IN CAVE. GROND AM SAY THIS ALL TIME, BUT CAVEMEN JUST ACCUSE GROND OF LOVING TRIBE ACROSS SAND. LOOK LIKE PELT ON OTHER SHOULDER NOW.
 
2013-06-14 11:21:30 AM
Great thread, or greatest thread?
 
2013-06-14 11:22:15 AM
BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.
 
2013-06-14 11:22:32 AM
ZARN HEAR STONEBAMA MAKE WAR CHIEF HOLD PELT OVER STONEBAMA'S HEAD WHEN SKY GOD RAINS. WHY STONEBAMA DISRESPECT WAR CHIEF?
 
2013-06-14 11:23:03 AM

bdub77: XROCK ONE TOO MANY ROCKS, BUY ROCKSTATION 4 INSTEAD. CAN TRADE IN USED ROCKS.


AND LET FRIEND OF OOK BORROW AND NOT CONNECT TO SMOKE SIGNAL WEB EVERY SUN CYCLE

BunkoSquad: FOUNDING ELDERS WOULD TURN OVER IN GRAVES IF KNEW WHAT CAVE HAD BECOME AND IF BODIES NOT FED TO PTERODACTYLS TO ENSURE HARVEST


RETURN CAVE TO WAY IT WAS WHEN CAVE KICKED OUT KING GORG.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: IF KNOW ONLY ONE CAVE SPEAK, HOW YOU DO BUSINESS IN OTHER TRIBES? BUY ROSETTA STONE INSTEAD


OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.
 
2013-06-14 11:23:14 AM

Aarontology: bdub77: BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!

BIG CAVE REMOVING SKY MAN ETCHING VIOLATION OF CAVEMAN RIGHT!


THERE NO BIG SKY MAN! YOU ALL STUPID LIKE GIANT SLOTH!
 
2013-06-14 11:23:15 AM

BunkoSquad: Aarontology: Bloody William: ONLY TRUE CAVEMAN STRICT CARVINGIST, KNOW CARVING NEVER CHANGE, NO NEED TO CHANGE CARVING. CARVING MEAN WHAT SAY, CARVERS KNOW SKY GIANT BEST.

IT NOT LIVING CARVING. WHY THEY NOT UNDERSTAND?

FOUNDING ELDERS WOULD TURN OVER IN GRAVES IF KNEW WHAT CAVE HAD BECOME AND IF BODIES NOT FED TO PTERODACTYLS TO ENSURE HARVEST


AT LEAST RAPTORS CAN NOT OPEN CAVE DOOR.

WAIT, WHAT THAT SOUND?  OH SNAP
 
2013-06-14 11:23:30 AM

qorkfiend: Great thread, or greatest thread?


Best since the testicles in the chair thread, I think.
 
2013-06-14 11:23:31 AM

Aarontology: Bloody William: ONLY TRUE CAVEMAN STRICT CARVINGIST, KNOW CARVING NEVER CHANGE, NO NEED TO CHANGE CARVING. CARVING MEAN WHAT SAY, CARVERS KNOW SKY GIANT BEST.

IT NOT LIVING CARVING. WHY THEY NOT UNDERSTAND?


10TH CARVING MEAN CAVE CANNOT TELL GROG WHAT TO DO, UNLESS GROG WIFE WANT TO HUNT DEER INSTEAD OF PICK BERRIES. THEN CAVE CAN MAKE GROG WIFE TO GO BACK TO HUT TO DIE IN CHILDBIRTH.
 
2013-06-14 11:23:45 AM

bdub77: BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.


GORK CARVE PICTURE OF MASTODON MEAT. SHARE WITH TRIBE.
 
2013-06-14 11:24:00 AM

verbaltoxin: THERE NO BIG SKY MAN! YOU ALL STUPID LIKE GIANT SLOTH!


GIANT SLOTH BEING GIANT AND SLOTH PROVE INTELLIGENT DESIGN.
 
2013-06-14 11:24:17 AM
ZOK WATCH FOX

FOX SAY NEED RULES TO PROTECT WHAT PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN SKY WIZARD SAY IN PUBLIC

ZOK THINK ALL RULES ARE INVISIBLE SHACKLES

ZOK CRUSH FOX HEAD WITH ROCK, TRADE WITH NEIGHBOR FOR DENTISTRY
 
2013-06-14 11:24:18 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: AT LEAST RAPTORS CAN NOT OPEN CAVE DOOR.

WAIT, WHAT THAT SOUND? OH SNAP


TORP FEAR YELL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE CAVE
 
2013-06-14 11:24:34 AM
HERE GRUNG PROBLEM
GRUNG ELDERS GO AWAY FOR SOLSTICE
LEFT SHACKLES FOR MAMMOTH UNLOCK
GRUNG NOT THINK THEY MIND
GRUNG TAKE MAMMOTH GO FOR RIDE
SHOW MAMMOTH TO FRIEND IN NEXT CAVE
THINK ABOUT RIDE MAMMOTH AROUND MOUNTAIN
GO RIDE BECAUSE OKAY
SO LISTEN
STOP MAMMOTH NEAR MAMMOTH CROSSING
SEE PRETTY CAVEGIRL
PRETEND TO HAVE TALK WITH SKY WIZARD
MAKE MAMMOTH TRUMPET
PRETTY CAVEGIRL STOP
SHE ASK IF MAMMOTH TRUMPET FOR HER
GRUNG SAY YES
GRUNG ASK HER TO TAKE RIDE ON MAMMOTH
PRETTY CAVEGIRL HAVE DOUBTS BUT GRUNG CONVINCE BECAUSE MAMMOTH NICE
PRETTY CAVEGIRL CLIMB ON
GRUNG AND CAVEGIRL GO GET BRONTOSAURUS RIBS AT MAMMOTH-THRU
CAVEGIRL HUNGRY OTHER WAYS, ASK IF MAMMOTH GO FAST
OF COURSE MAMMOTH GO FAST
WE GO FAST
WE STOPPED BY MAMMOTH WITH FLASHY ROCK HAT
GRUNG FIND OUT CAVEGIRL ACTUAL GIRL, NOT CAVEWOMAN
CAVEMAN WITH FLASHY ROCK ON CHEST-SASH TAKE GRUNG TO SMALL BARRED CAVE
CONTACT TRIBE ELDERS
GRUNG FEAR ABUSE
GRUNG ASK TRIBE ELDERS HOW TRIP
ELDERS NOT HAPPY
ELDERS GIVE GRUNG ABUSE HE FEARS
ELDERS JUST NOT UNDERSTAND
 
2013-06-14 11:24:34 AM

BunkoSquad: FOUNDING ELDERS WOULD TURN OVER IN GRAVES IF KNEW WHAT CAVE HAD BECOME AND IF BODIES NOT FED TO PTERODACTYLS TO ENSURE HARVEST


GROG THINK SACRIFICE WOMAN ON FIRE IMPORTANT TO SKY MAN. THINK FIVE ON CAVE COUNCIL CRAZY FIND THAT BIG CAVE BAN SACRIFICE TO SKY MAN PASSES YELLOW FRUIT TEST. OTHER FOUR SMART, NOT THEM. SACRIFICE TO SKY MAN TRADITION! LIKE OWN OBSIDIANS!
 
2013-06-14 11:24:45 AM

verbaltoxin: Aarontology: bdub77: BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!

BIG CAVE REMOVING SKY MAN ETCHING VIOLATION OF CAVEMAN RIGHT!

THERE NO BIG SKY MAN! YOU ALL STUPID LIKE GIANT SLOTH!


BELIEVING IN NO BIG SKY MAN IS SAME THING AS BELIEVING IN BIG SKY MAN. THAT MAKE YOU MAD?
 
2013-06-14 11:24:57 AM
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GORK WRITE ON CAVE WALL, CALL ME REPUBLICAN WITH PONYTAIL AND BONG AGAIN - ME THROW BIG FITNEXT TIME ME THROW BIG SPEAR.
 
2013-06-14 11:25:04 AM

verbaltoxin: Aarontology: bdub77: BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!

BIG CAVE REMOVING SKY MAN ETCHING VIOLATION OF CAVEMAN RIGHT!

THERE NO BIG SKY MAN! YOU ALL STUPID LIKE GIANT SLOTH!


CAVE WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN GROG'S BIG SKY MAN.
 
2013-06-14 11:25:04 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: 10TH CARVING MEAN CAVE CANNOT TELL GROG WHAT TO DO, UNLESS GROG WIFE WANT TO HUNT DEER INSTEAD OF PICK BERRIES. THEN CAVE CAN MAKE GROG WIFE TO GO BACK TO HUT TO DIE IN CHILDBIRTH.


IF SOME CAVEMENT NOT LIKE GROG CAVE, THEY CAN GO TO 49 OTHER CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 11:25:09 AM
SLARG HAVE DEMONS IN SPINE, EATING SLARGS SPINE.

MAGIC DEMON-SCARING ROCKS COST MANY MANY MANY THOUSANDS SHINY ROCKS.

SLARG TIRES OF BEING RELIANT ON CAVEBOSS FOR MAGIC ROCKS, FEARS LOSS OF WORKCAVE CRIPPLE SLARG.

SLARG THINKS CAVEMEN NO LIKE STONEBAMA CAVECARE CAN GO STICK LARGE ROCKS UP ASSES.

SLARG WANTED ALL CAVE OPTION ANYWAY, SOMETHING LIKE THE REST OF THE CAVE WORLD HAS. LAND UP NORTH NO HAVE DEAD CAVEMEN LINING GAMEPATHS, OBVIOUSLY WORKS OUT FINE.
 
2013-06-14 11:25:25 AM

buckler: bdub77: BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.

GORK CARVE PICTURE OF MASTODON MEAT. SHARE WITH TRIBE.


DAG LIKE MASTODON PICTURE, SHARE ON TUMBLR.
 
2013-06-14 11:25:49 AM
TONDA NOT UNDERSTAND FREE RIDER PROBLEM. TONDA LIKE NOT THINK AT STUFF.
 
2013-06-14 11:25:54 AM

kronicfeld: GROG THINK SACRIFICE WOMAN ON FIRE IMPORTANT TO SKY MAN. THINK FIVE ON CAVE COUNCIL CRAZY FIND THAT BIG CAVE BAN SACRIFICE TO SKY MAN PASSES YELLOW FRUIT TEST. OTHER FOUR SMART, NOT THEM. SACRIFICE TO SKY MAN TRADITION! LIKE OWN OBSIDIANS!


GROND FORGET OWN NAME! THANK STONEBAMA!
 
2013-06-14 11:25:55 AM

Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.


AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?
 
2013-06-14 11:25:56 AM

lockers: Libertarianism is the most misunderstood of all political philosophies. It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology: Individualism, personal accountability, enterprise and discovery. What conservatism and liberalism have discarded in their race to bury the age of enlightenment, libertarianism seeks to restore. The problem is people need such an affront to care that we are lead into the dark recesses by both the progressives and the conservatives.


Thomas Jefferson specifically turned "Life, Liberty and Property" into "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness."
That would be a burning-at-the-stake level offense to most self-identified libertarians today.

Libertarianism (like conservatism) wholly rejects notions of egalitarianism, which is why it will always be a right-wing philosophy no matter how many "compases" try to put on the opposite side of authoritarianism.
 
2013-06-14 11:26:11 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: James F. Campbell: verbaltoxin: Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.

Which of these stages is Somalia in?

YOU NO READ GOOD, NO READ OTHER POST, YOU GET ROCK ON HEAD.

UGG HAVE IDEA - NO SELL ROCK ON HEAD, PERFORM FIVE STICKS OF DOOM.  YOU BE FAMOUS CAVEMAN, SELL MANY SOUVENIER PELTS.  LITTLE CAVEJIMMIES WILL LOVE YOU

DAG LIKE UGG'S IDEA. DAG NO-SELL ROCKS AND SELL PELTS. FOR THE TROOPS.

YES, DAG MUST SELL MANY PELTS.  GOOD FOR CAVE BUSINESSAH


NO PELTS! PELTS FIAT SYSTEM! CAVES GO BACK TO ROCK STANDARD!
 
2013-06-14 11:26:17 AM
CHIEF WANT CAVE PAINTING

ZOK THINK ALL PAINTING WASTEFUL CLAN SPENDING

ZOK CRUSH CHIEF HEAD WITH ROCK, TRADE SKIN TO NEIGHBOR FOR DENTISTRY
 
2013-06-14 11:26:39 AM

verbaltoxin: Aarontology: bdub77: BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!

BIG CAVE REMOVING SKY MAN ETCHING VIOLATION OF CAVEMAN RIGHT!

THERE NO BIG SKY MAN! YOU ALL STUPID LIKE GIANT SLOTH!


STUPID SMUG NO BIG SKY MAN CAVEMAN! WHY NO BIG SKY MAN CAVEMAN ALWAYS TALK ABOUT HOW NO BIG SKY MAN? OFFEND BIG SKY MAN! BIG SKY MAN HIT YOU WITH ROCK LATER, PROVE BIG SKY MAN! THEN WHO SMUG WITH ROCK?
 
2013-06-14 11:26:42 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.

AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?


RAID THE PENSION SHINY ROCK OF OOK EMPLOYEES.
 
2013-06-14 11:27:08 AM

bdub77: BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.


BROK TRENDING CAVEWIDE ON TWITTER.  FIND OUT MORE ABOUT BROK BY TRANSCRIBING CAVE APP ON TO YOUR TABLET
 
2013-06-14 11:27:45 AM

SordidEuphemism: HERE GRUNG PROBLEM
GRUNG ELDERS GO AWAY FOR SOLSTICE
LEFT SHACKLES FOR MAMMOTH UNLOCK
GRUNG NOT THINK THEY MIND
GRUNG TAKE MAMMOTH GO FOR RIDE
SHOW MAMMOTH TO FRIEND IN NEXT CAVE
THINK ABOUT RIDE MAMMOTH AROUND MOUNTAIN
GO RIDE BECAUSE OKAY
SO LISTEN
STOP MAMMOTH NEAR MAMMOTH CROSSING
SEE PRETTY CAVEGIRL
PRETEND TO HAVE TALK WITH SKY WIZARD
MAKE MAMMOTH TRUMPET
PRETTY CAVEGIRL STOP
SHE ASK IF MAMMOTH TRUMPET FOR HER
GRUNG SAY YES
GRUNG ASK HER TO TAKE RIDE ON MAMMOTH
PRETTY CAVEGIRL HAVE DOUBTS BUT GRUNG CONVINCE BECAUSE MAMMOTH NICE
PRETTY CAVEGIRL CLIMB ON
GRUNG AND CAVEGIRL GO GET BRONTOSAURUS RIBS AT MAMMOTH-THRU
CAVEGIRL HUNGRY OTHER WAYS, ASK IF MAMMOTH GO FAST
OF COURSE MAMMOTH GO FAST
WE GO FAST
WE STOPPED BY MAMMOTH WITH FLASHY ROCK HAT
GRUNG FIND OUT CAVEGIRL ACTUAL GIRL, NOT CAVEWOMAN
CAVEMAN WITH FLASHY ROCK ON CHEST-SASH TAKE GRUNG TO SMALL BARRED CAVE
CONTACT TRIBE ELDERS
GRUNG FEAR ABUSE
GRUNG ASK TRIBE ELDERS HOW TRIP
ELDERS NOT HAPPY
ELDERS GIVE GRUNG ABUSE HE FEARS
ELDERS JUST NOT UNDERSTAND


OMG THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
 
2013-06-14 11:27:50 AM

SordidEuphemism: HERE GRUNG PROBLEM
GRUNG ELDERS GO AWAY FOR SOLSTICE
LEFT SHACKLES FOR MAMMOTH UNLOCK
GRUNG NOT THINK THEY MIND
GRUNG TAKE MAMMOTH GO FOR RIDE
SHOW MAMMOTH TO FRIEND IN NEXT CAVE
THINK ABOUT RIDE MAMMOTH AROUND MOUNTAIN
GO RIDE BECAUSE OKAY
SO LISTEN
STOP MAMMOTH NEAR MAMMOTH CROSSING
SEE PRETTY CAVEGIRL
PRETEND TO HAVE TALK WITH SKY WIZARD
MAKE MAMMOTH TRUMPET
PRETTY CAVEGIRL STOP
SHE ASK IF MAMMOTH TRUMPET FOR HER
GRUNG SAY YES
GRUNG ASK HER TO TAKE RIDE ON MAMMOTH
PRETTY CAVEGIRL HAVE DOUBTS BUT GRUNG CONVINCE BECAUSE MAMMOTH NICE
PRETTY CAVEGIRL CLIMB ON
GRUNG AND CAVEGIRL GO GET BRONTOSAURUS RIBS AT MAMMOTH-THRU
CAVEGIRL HUNGRY OTHER WAYS, ASK IF MAMMOTH GO FAST
OF COURSE MAMMOTH GO FAST
WE GO FAST
WE STOPPED BY MAMMOTH WITH FLASHY ROCK HAT
GRUNG FIND OUT CAVEGIRL ACTUAL GIRL, NOT CAVEWOMAN
CAVEMAN WITH FLASHY ROCK ON CHEST-SASH TAKE GRUNG TO SMALL BARRED CAVE
CONTACT TRIBE ELDERS
GRUNG FEAR ABUSE
GRUNG ASK TRIBE ELDERS HOW TRIP
ELDERS NOT HAPPY
ELDERS GIVE GRUNG ABUSE HE FEARS
ELDERS JUST NOT UNDERSTAND


GROND REMEMBER WHEN GRUNG MAKE CARVING LIKE THIS. AND WHEN GRUNG LIVE IN LARGE CAVE WITH OTHER OBSIDIANS LIKE ROCKLTON. NOW GRUNG AND GRUNGLING MAKING AFTER CAVE TOGETHER. GRUNG TERRIBLE.
 
2013-06-14 11:28:04 AM

Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.

AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?

RAID THE PENSION SHINY ROCK OF OOK EMPLOYEES.


NEED MORE SHINY ROCK TO KEEP UP CONFIDENCE OF CAVE INVESTORS.
 
2013-06-14 11:28:07 AM
CHOCK UPSET ABOUT USING NEW "ARROWS" TO SLAY ENEMIES.  IT NOT GOOD.  ENEMIES SHOULD BE SLAIN WITH CLUB OR BIG ROCKS.  NOT WITH ARROWS WHICH NO NEAR PERSON CONTROLLING IT!
 
2013-06-14 11:28:14 AM
REAL CAVEMAN NOT MEMBER CAVEMAN GROUPS. REAL CAVEMAN JUST JOIN WITH CAVEMAN GROUP LOTS. CAVEMAN OWN PERSON, NOT MEMBER. CAVEMAN WAIT FOR CARVING FRIENDLY NONTHREATENING CAVEWOMAN, VOTE FOR HER. SHE REAL MAVEROCK.
 
2013-06-14 11:28:24 AM

Aarontology: IF SOME CAVEMENT NOT LIKE GROG CAVE, THEY CAN GO TO 49 OTHER CAVE.


TORP THING "CAVES' RIGHTS" JUST CODE FOR OWNING OTHER CAVEPEOPLE LIKE CATTLE ONCE CAVE GET HANG OF LIVESTOCK DOMESTICATION
 
2013-06-14 11:29:02 AM
Libertarianism only works in a world where no one tries to screw over anyone else. Which means that, like communism, it would only work for robots. And robots would probably pick communism.
 
2013-06-14 11:29:11 AM

pxlboy: OMG


YOU SAY OMSM OR GROND GET UPSET YOU OPPRESS HIM BY NOT USE NAME OF SKY MAN RIGHT!
 
2013-06-14 11:29:22 AM
DRAK GOT "FW FW FW FW DW SECRET STONEBAMA KILL LIST" BONE TODAY FROM BONE MAIL. LOTS OF NAMES ETCHED ON BONE. DRAK SKEPTICAL BUT CONCERNED. IF THIS TRUE, BIG SCANDAL. VERY CONCERNING.
 
2013-06-14 11:29:32 AM
STONEBAMA

WHAR BIRTH SHALE

WHAR

#TCOC
 
2013-06-14 11:29:33 AM

Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.

AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?

RAID THE PENSION SHINY ROCK OF OOK EMPLOYEES.


OF COURSE.  OOK THROW WORKERS UNDER BRONTOSAURBUS, THEN TAKE SHINY ROCKS AND LEAVE ON GOLDEN ROCKCHUTE.
 
2013-06-14 11:29:56 AM

BunkoSquad: Aarontology: IF SOME CAVEMENT NOT LIKE GROG CAVE, THEY CAN GO TO 49 OTHER CAVE.

TORP THING "CAVES' RIGHTS" JUST CODE FOR OWNING OTHER CAVEPEOPLE LIKE CATTLE ONCE CAVE GET HANG OF LIVESTOCK DOMESTICATION


THAG TRY DOMESTICATE SMILODON. INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR. THAG IN TROUBLE.
 
2013-06-14 11:30:05 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-14 11:30:08 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.

AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?

RAID THE PENSION SHINY ROCK OF OOK EMPLOYEES.

NEED MORE SHINY ROCK TO KEEP UP CONFIDENCE OF CAVE INVESTORS.


CROD WANT TO PUNISH OTHER TRIBE WHO ARTIFICIALLY MAKE THEIR ROCKS SHINIER
 
2013-06-14 11:30:10 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: NEED MORE SHINY ROCK TO KEEP UP CONFIDENCE OF CAVE INVESTORS.


SET OOK EMPLOYEE ON FIRE IN COST SAVING MEASURE. ROCK STOCK UP THREE POINT.

BunkoSquad: TORP THING "CAVES' RIGHTS" JUST CODE FOR OWNING OTHER CAVEPEOPLE LIKE CATTLE ONCE CAVE GET HANG OF LIVESTOCK DOMESTICATION


OOK BET THAT WHAT NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF CAVE PEOPLE TELL TORP TO THINK.
 
2013-06-14 11:30:24 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.

BROK TRENDING CAVEWIDE ON TWITTER.  FIND OUT MORE ABOUT BROK BY TRANSCRIBING CAVE APP ON TO YOUR TABLET


BROK CARVING CONTRACT FOR NEW REALITY CAVESHOW CALLED, 'REAL CAVEWIVES OF CAVEROCK' WHERE BROK SHOW OFF FACECARVING SKILL. BROK WANT TO NOTE, BROK DIDNT DO CAVEWIVES FACES.
 
2013-06-14 11:31:35 AM

bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.

BROK TRENDING CAVEWIDE ON TWITTER.  FIND OUT MORE ABOUT BROK BY TRANSCRIBING CAVE APP ON TO YOUR TABLET

BROK CARVING CONTRACT FOR NEW REALITY CAVESHOW CALLED, 'REAL CAVEWIVES OF CAVEROCK' WHERE BROK SHOW OFF FACECARVING SKILL. BROK WANT TO NOTE, BROK DIDNT DO CAVEWIVES FACES.


THROG BORED WITH CAVESHOW. AMY FIRE CAVE SEEM FORCED. NOT SEE WHY POPULAR.
 
2013-06-14 11:31:45 AM
CLAN SHOULD PROTECT ZOK RIGHT TO TAKE 8-SEASON OLD MATE

CLAN SHOULD NOT PROTECT GORT RIGHT TO TAKE MAN MATE

GROB AND ATA, NOT GROB AND GRATA
 
2013-06-14 11:31:50 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: OF COURSE. OOK THROW WORKERS UNDER BRONTOSAURBUS, THEN TAKE SHINY ROCKS AND LEAVE ON GOLDEN ROCKCHUTE.


AND BLAME THE WORKERS FOR WANTING TOO MANY SHINY ROCK!

OOK FOLLOW ROCKNEY LEAD TO MORE SHINY ROCK AND ELEVATOR IN CAVE
 
2013-06-14 11:32:04 AM
GROG NO WANT ROCKS TO GO TO TEACHING CARVINGS TO CAVES YOUNG ONES. GROG GIVE ROCKS FOR OTHERS TO TEACH CARVINGS TO HIS YOUNG ONES. GROG WANT CAVE TO GIVE HIM BACK ROCKS FOR TEACHING HIS YOUNG ONES ABOUT HOW MAMMOTH AND STEGOSAURUS LIVE TOGETHER BEFORE TIME OF GREAT DYING.
 
2013-06-14 11:32:08 AM
WE GET IT, HE'S OBSIDIAN
 
2013-06-14 11:32:10 AM

cheeseaholic: CHOCK UPSET ABOUT USING NEW "ARROWS" TO SLAY ENEMIES.  IT NOT GOOD.  ENEMIES SHOULD BE SLAIN WITH CLUB OR BIG ROCKS.  NOT WITH ARROWS WHICH NO NEAR PERSON CONTROLLING IT!


LAW SAY ANY TRIBESMAN CARRY ARROWS, ALL TIME. ELDERS SAY GORK CAN HIDE ARROWS UNDER PELT. IF ALL TRIBE HAVE ARROWS, ALL SAFE ALL TIME.
 
2013-06-14 11:32:24 AM
ok at this point people who didn't actualyl read the thread are just making the same jokes we all already made. the internet ruins literally everything
 
2013-06-14 11:33:09 AM
like in some cases literally the same joke with the same exact words
 
2013-06-14 11:33:13 AM
CLAN NOT LET WOMAN FIGHT WITH MAN. MAN RAPE WOMAN IF WOMAN FIGHT WITH MAN. PLACE FOR RAPE IN MAN CAVE, NOT FIGHT. KEEP RAPE WHERE BELONG.
 
2013-06-14 11:33:24 AM
CODE MONKEY LIKE FRITOS, CODE MONKEY LIKE TAB AND MOUNTAIN DEW, WAIT, THINK AM IN WRONG THREAD.
 
2013-06-14 11:33:40 AM
CHOCK THINK FIRE SMOKE BAD.  FIRE SMOKE HURT TO BREATH.  CHOCK THINKS WE SHOULD SWITCH TO SALT FOR MAKING MEAT LAST LONGER.

SALT IS PERFECTLY SAFE FOR PLANTS IF YOU DO NOT SPILL THE SALT WHERE IT NOT BELONG.  CHOCK THINK ANTI-SALT PEOPLE CRAZY SINCE SALT HARMS LESS THAN SMOKE.
 
2013-06-14 11:33:52 AM
CAVEMEN NOT READ CARVINGS FROM OTHER CAVEMEN. SAME HA-HAS CARVED THAT ALREADY CARVED. INTERCAVE RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING
 
2013-06-14 11:34:01 AM

Jackson Herring: ok at this point people who didn't actualyl read the thread are just making the same jokes we all already made. the internet ruins literally everything


YOU HAVE RUSTLED CAVEJIMMIES?
 
2013-06-14 11:34:27 AM
SOME CARVES LITERALLY SAME HA-HAS WITH EXACT SAME WORDS
 
2013-06-14 11:35:10 AM

Weigard: SOME CARVES LITERALLY SAME HA-HAS WITH EXACT SAME WORDS


THROG AM WORK IN CAVE WITH HA-HAS, GET KICK OUT OF CARVINGS.
 
2013-06-14 11:35:30 AM
OOK HEAR PEOPLE WITHOUT SHINY ROCK HAVE ICE FOR MAMMOTH MEAT AND FLINT FOR FIRE. NOT SOUND LIKE DON'T HAVE SHINY ROCK TO OOK.
 
2013-06-14 11:35:30 AM

Weigard: CAVEMEN NOT READ CARVINGS FROM OTHER CAVEMEN. SAME HA-HAS CARVED THAT ALREADY CARVED. INTERCAVE RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING


THIS CAVE JUST BECOMING CAVEDDIT. WHEN IMPLEMENT UPROCK AND DOWNROCK?
 
2013-06-14 11:35:41 AM

Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: NEED MORE SHINY ROCK TO KEEP UP CONFIDENCE OF CAVE INVESTORS.

SET OOK EMPLOYEE ON FIRE IN COST SAVING MEASURE. ROCK STOCK UP THREE POINT.


GROG GIVE ROCKS FOR OPTION ON ROPE TO BUNDLE STICKS TOGETHER TO SELL TO OOK TRIBE, BUT ROPE NOT WOVEN YET. GROG SELL OPTION ON ROPE FOR MORE ROCKS AND WILL DRINK CRUSHED BERRIES AND SMOKE GOOD PLANT TONIGHT.
 
2013-06-14 11:35:54 AM

Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: OF COURSE. OOK THROW WORKERS UNDER BRONTOSAURBUS, THEN TAKE SHINY ROCKS AND LEAVE ON GOLDEN ROCKCHUTE.

AND BLAME THE WORKERS FOR WANTING TOO MANY SHINY ROCK!


TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY
 
2013-06-14 11:36:07 AM

Jackson Herring: like in some cases literally the same joke with the same exact words


WELCOME TO CAVE
 
2013-06-14 11:36:08 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG GIVE ROCKS FOR OPTION ON ROPE TO BUNDLE STICKS TOGETHER TO SELL TO OOK TRIBE, BUT ROPE NOT WOVEN YET. GROG SELL OPTION ON ROPE FOR MORE ROCKS AND WILL DRINK CRUSHED BERRIES AND SMOKE GOOD PLANT TONIGHT.


HOW CAN OOK LOSE?
 
2013-06-14 11:36:27 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This thread has become completely silly, and I demand it be stopped at once
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This.
 
2013-06-14 11:36:52 AM
trithisandthat.files.wordpress.com

RIP GOLT
 
2013-06-14 11:36:53 AM

gameshowhost: TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY


WITHOUT MANY SHINY ROCK, HOW ARE CAVENESSES SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT TOP TALENT LIKE TONDA?
 
2013-06-14 11:36:54 AM

kronicfeld: Weigard: CAVEMEN NOT READ CARVINGS FROM OTHER CAVEMEN. SAME HA-HAS CARVED THAT ALREADY CARVED. INTERCAVE RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING

THIS CAVE JUST BECOMING CAVEDDIT. WHEN IMPLEMENT UPROCK AND DOWNROCK?


THIS CAVE JUST PLACE TO REPEAT STUFF SAID ON 4GRANITE ANYWAY.
 
2013-06-14 11:37:04 AM
Ayn Rand is the only truth.
 
2013-06-14 11:37:19 AM

Aarontology: OOK HEAR PEOPLE WITHOUT SHINY ROCK HAVE ICE FOR MAMMOTH MEAT AND FLINT FOR FIRE. NOT SOUND LIKE DON'T HAVE SHINY ROCK TO OOK.


GROG SEE PEOPLE GIVE SHINY ROCK FOR BERRIES WHEN COULD EAT GRASS INSTEAD.
 
2013-06-14 11:37:29 AM

kronicfeld: Weigard: CAVEMEN NOT READ CARVINGS FROM OTHER CAVEMEN. SAME HA-HAS CARVED THAT ALREADY CARVED. INTERCAVE RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING

THIS CAVE JUST BECOMING CAVEDDIT. WHEN IMPLEMENT UPROCK AND DOWNROCK?


NOT YET CAVEDDIT. STILL NOT ENOUGH RACISM AND SEXISM.
 
2013-06-14 11:38:09 AM

bdub77: THIS CAVE JUST PLACE TO REPEAT STUFF SAID ON 4GRANITE ANYWAY.


4GRANITE FULL OF MAN WHO LAY WITH WOLF-DOG AND MAN WHO WANT MAKE CAVE DRAW OF WOMAN YOUNGER THAN DOZEN SEASONS.
 
2013-06-14 11:38:41 AM
ROCK STONEBAMA THINK WHEEL IS FUTURE.  BIG CAVE SHOULD NOT PICK WINNERS AND LOSERS.
 
2013-06-14 11:38:51 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG SEE PEOPLE GIVE SHINY ROCK FOR BERRIES WHEN COULD EAT GRASS INSTEAD.


OOK DEMAND TEST TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE GIVEN MY SHINY ROCK NOT SMOKE FUNNY PLANT.
 
2013-06-14 11:38:57 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: OOK HEAR PEOPLE WITHOUT SHINY ROCK HAVE ICE FOR MAMMOTH MEAT AND FLINT FOR FIRE. NOT SOUND LIKE DON'T HAVE SHINY ROCK TO OOK.

GROG SEE PEOPLE GIVE SHINY ROCK FOR BERRIES WHEN COULD EAT GRASS INSTEAD.


GRASS STUPID. ANIMAL FOOD. COME BACK WHEN EAT LIKE REAL MAN.
 
2013-06-14 11:38:57 AM
CHOCK DESERVES CHOCK'S ROCKS.  CHOCK WORK HARD FOR CHOCK'S ROCKS.  CHOCK NOT HAVE SO MANY ROCKS FROM BEING BORN ON ROCKPILE IN MOUNTAINS, BUT THROUGH HARD WORK.  FILTHY PLAINS CAVEMENT SHOULD GET TO WORK FINDING ROCKS IF THEY WANT THEM, NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT CHOCK BEING BORN WHERE THERE ARE MANY ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 11:38:59 AM

Aarontology: gameshowhost: TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY

WITHOUT MANY SHINY ROCK, HOW ARE CAVENESSES SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT TOP TALENT LIKE TONDA?


GROG NEED NEW LARGER HUT AS REWARD FOR MORE SHINY ROCKS, EVEN THOUGH GROG SET MANY OF TRIBE ON FIRE.
 
2013-06-14 11:39:29 AM

tricycleracer: ROCK STONEBAMA THINK WHEEL IS FUTURE.  BIG CAVE SHOULD NOT PICK WINNERS AND LOSERS.


TORG THINK CAVE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO SARAH PALEO AND DRILL FOR MORE ROCK UNDER OWN CAVE
 
2013-06-14 11:39:58 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Libertarianism isn't even an ideal.  It's a fantasy world, populated by raw milk fanatics who want to pay for everything in gold bars, and career college kids who just want free weed.


Our country was founded by classic liberals, commonly known as libertarians today. Moronic article. Don't like raw milk? How about GMO labeling? They're one in the same. The freedom to choose what you put into your own body. Most libertarians that I know want sound money, like Ben Franklins Colonial Script. The ideals of freedom persevered for a long time in the country... Nowadays, it's an abused word that progressives and neocons use to describe their entitlements and warmongering.
 
2013-06-14 11:40:17 AM

Aarontology: gameshowhost: TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY

WITHOUT MANY SHINY ROCK, HOW ARE CAVENESSES SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT TOP TALENT LIKE TONDA?


TONDA SMALL CAVENESS OWNER, SO HE GETTING KICK...
 
2013-06-14 11:40:24 AM

Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG GIVE ROCKS FOR OPTION ON ROPE TO BUNDLE STICKS TOGETHER TO SELL TO OOK TRIBE, BUT ROPE NOT WOVEN YET. GROG SELL OPTION ON ROPE FOR MORE ROCKS AND WILL DRINK CRUSHED BERRIES AND SMOKE GOOD PLANT TONIGHT.

HOW CAN OOK LOSE?


BROK HAVE STRONG FEELING BIG CAVE IS GOING TO GIVE ALL BROKS ROCKS TO GROG IF THIS PLAN FAILS.
 
2013-06-14 11:40:28 AM
Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day
 
2013-06-14 11:40:56 AM
*closes tab, never comes back to thread again*
 
2013-06-14 11:40:59 AM

Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG SEE PEOPLE GIVE SHINY ROCK FOR BERRIES WHEN COULD EAT GRASS INSTEAD.

OOK DEMAND TEST TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE GIVEN MY SHINY ROCK NOT SMOKE FUNNY PLANT.


GROG BROTHER OWN BIRD THAT CAN TELL IF PEOPLE SMOKE FUNNY ROCK. GROG WILL USE BIRD FOR CAVE IF CAVE GIVE HIM SHINY ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 11:41:07 AM

kronicfeld: bdub77: THIS CAVE JUST PLACE TO REPEAT STUFF SAID ON 4GRANITE ANYWAY.

4GRANITE FULL OF MAN WHO LAY WITH WOLF-DOG AND MAN WHO WANT MAKE CAVE DRAW OF WOMAN YOUNGER THAN DOZEN SEASONS.


ZOK SEE CAVEDDIT CARVINGS HALF-MOON-CYCLE LATER ON HORNETFEED
 
2013-06-14 11:41:08 AM
How can Christian conservatives be libertarian?

The Bible is the biggest Big Government regulation!

Think about it.
 
2013-06-14 11:41:08 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG NEED NEW LARGER HUT AS REWARD FOR MORE SHINY ROCKS, EVEN THOUGH GROG SET MANY OF TRIBE ON FIRE.


IF TRIBE NOT WANT TO GET SET ON FIRE, THEN TRIBE SHOULD WORK HARD TO HOLD TORCH INSTEAD
 
2013-06-14 11:41:18 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: gameshowhost: TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY

WITHOUT MANY SHINY ROCK, HOW ARE CAVENESSES SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT TOP TALENT LIKE TONDA?

GROG NEED NEW LARGER HUT AS REWARD FOR MORE SHINY ROCKS, EVEN THOUGH GROG SET MANY OF TRIBE ON FIRE.


GORK SAY  NO! GROG SAY MORE SHINY ROCK HE GET, MORE SHINY ROCK ALL GET. GROG LIE. GORK POUND ROOTS ALL DAY, GET SAME ROCK AS BEFORE.
 
2013-06-14 11:41:18 AM

lockers: Words used to confused OOK.


BIG WORDS HURT BRAIN. MORE ROCKS. LESS BIRD NOISES.
 
2013-06-14 11:41:35 AM

Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day


BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.
 
2013-06-14 11:41:36 AM
The politics tab consistently makes the entire rest of Fark look like youtube comments.
 
2013-06-14 11:42:19 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: gameshowhost: TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY

WITHOUT MANY SHINY ROCK, HOW ARE CAVENESSES SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT TOP TALENT LIKE TONDA?

GROG NEED NEW LARGER HUT AS REWARD FOR MORE SHINY ROCKS, EVEN THOUGH GROG SET MANY OF TRIBE ON FIRE.


TONDA NOT LAUGH OR ANYTHING
 
2013-06-14 11:42:31 AM

Weigard: ZOK SEE CAVEDDIT CARVINGS HALF-MOON-CYCLE LATER ON HORNETFEED


GROND NOT CARE FOR HORNETFEED PUT CAVE DRAW GROND CAME TO SEE IN MIDDLE OF DOZEN CAVE DRAW HORNETFEED PAID BY OTHER TO PUT ON CAVE WALL.
 
2013-06-14 11:42:33 AM

BunkoSquad: tricycleracer: ROCK STONEBAMA THINK WHEEL IS FUTURE.  BIG CAVE SHOULD NOT PICK WINNERS AND LOSERS.

TORG THINK CAVE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO SARAH PALEO AND DRILL FOR MORE ROCK UNDER OWN CAVE


KEEP INSERTING MANSTICK INTO LAZY WHITE BIRD
 
2013-06-14 11:42:44 AM
all i know is libertarianism leads to fedoras

and fedoras strongly correlate with creepy-goetee-loner-mcdouchefaces who think women owe them sex and whine about being put in friend zones
 
2013-06-14 11:42:56 AM
THREAD MAKE DORG SPIT WATER WITH LAUGHTER. DORG NEED NEW CHARCOAL STICK.
 
2013-06-14 11:43:03 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.


TORG JUST NOTICE BIG SKY MAN JUST MOVE THESE ETCHINGS FROM POLITICS CAVE WALL TO MAIN CAVE WALL

SOMEONE HOLD TORG
 
2013-06-14 11:43:06 AM
STICK PERRY CLAN OF DUMB BEAR
 
2013-06-14 11:43:17 AM
GRUNG ONCE INVITED VISIT MORE THAN THREE GRANITE
GRUNG INVITED TAKE SEAT ON ROCK NEARBY
 
2013-06-14 11:43:31 AM
OOK THINK CAPS LOCK IS SOCIALIST CONSPIRACY
 
2013-06-14 11:43:32 AM

Jackson Herring: The politics tab consistently makes the entire rest of Fark look like youtube comments.


YOUTUBE MAKE GAY WORD OF DAY, OBAMA POOP ON HIS HAND, SMEAR ON RON PAUL FACE.
 
2013-06-14 11:43:41 AM

Jackson Herring: TRONK WONDER WHY CAVE MAN ALWAYS YELL



i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-14 11:43:59 AM
i208.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-14 11:44:17 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-14 11:44:20 AM

Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG NEED NEW LARGER HUT AS REWARD FOR MORE SHINY ROCKS, EVEN THOUGH GROG SET MANY OF TRIBE ON FIRE.

IF TRIBE NOT WANT TO GET SET ON FIRE, THEN TRIBE SHOULD WORK HARD TO HOLD TORCH INSTEAD


GROG FRIEND TORG HAVE NO ARMS FROM MAMMOTH ACCIDENT, BUT HE STILL HOLD TORCH WITH FEET.
 
2013-06-14 11:44:41 AM
(reposted to main from politics)

i85.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-14 11:44:58 AM
TONDA UP TO HERE WITH CAVES! TONDA BUILD PLATFORM ON BIG WATER.
 
2013-06-14 11:45:35 AM
This thread is way more infornative than it has any right to be. God I love this place.
 
2013-06-14 11:45:41 AM

Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day


Shut up, you stupid dick.
 
2013-06-14 11:45:49 AM

gameshowhost: TONDA UP TO HERE WITH CAVES! TONDA BUILD PLATFORM ON BIG WATER.


SOUND LIKE PLOT OF BIOROCK.
 
2013-06-14 11:46:04 AM
Not a lot of pagans out there, either.
 
2013-06-14 11:46:16 AM

artifishy: i.imgur.com


THAT CAVE DRAW AM RACIST. TRIBE FROM NORTH OF BIG CAVE CITY ALWAYS DRAW CLAN LIKE NEANDERTHAL. BUT GROND AM NOT NEANDERTHAL! NOW EXCUSE GROND, GROND NEED GO BUY LOTTERY ROCK AND PAINT CLANFEDERATE PELT ON MAMMOTH.
 
2013-06-14 11:46:17 AM
(reposted to main from politics)

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-14 11:46:23 AM
 
2013-06-14 11:46:38 AM
BROK THINK PEOPLE EASILY FORGET WHEN WE PUT PLANT IN CHARGE BEFORE STONEBAMA FOR 8 YEAR. BROK WONDER IF STICK CHENEY SECRETLY BEHIND TWO TRIBE CONFLICTS ACROSS BIG SEA.
 
2013-06-14 11:46:40 AM

AdamK: all i know is libertarianism leads to fedoras

and fedoras strongly correlate with creepy-goetee-loner-mcdouchefaces who think women owe them sex and whine about being put in friend zones


False causality, you stupid dick.
 
2013-06-14 11:46:41 AM
WHAT IS THIS. I DON'T EVEN.
 
2013-06-14 11:46:49 AM

Jackson Herring: The politics tab consistently makes the entire rest of Fark look like youtube comments.

 
2013-06-14 11:47:15 AM
SIMPSTONES DID IT!
 
2013-06-14 11:47:24 AM
GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.
 
2013-06-14 11:47:34 AM
This is a bookmark for the lulz.
 
2013-06-14 11:47:35 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: SOUND LIKE PLOT OF BIOROCK.


BIOROCK AM DUMB! ROCKTURE FAIL BECAUSE TOO MUCH BIG CAVE CONTROL! IF ONLY RYAN CUT ROCK TAXES, ROCKTURE STILL BE HERE TODAY.
 
2013-06-14 11:47:45 AM
HOW TOK GET NEWS WITHOUT TOP CAVE FIRE TELLER MURDOCK
 
2013-06-14 11:48:07 AM

griffer: AdamK: all i know is libertarianism leads to fedoras

and fedoras strongly correlate with creepy-goetee-loner-mcdouchefaces who think women owe them sex and whine about being put in friend zones

False causality, you stupid dick.


Yup, it's a politics thread.

/carry on
 
2013-06-14 11:48:27 AM

Cussy-D: The ideals of freedom persevered for a long time in the country


Unless you were black, female, or native american.
 
2013-06-14 11:48:39 AM
GO HOME FARK YOU DRUNK!
 
2013-06-14 11:48:49 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.


ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 11:49:21 AM
WHY BIG CAVE NOT TELL US WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO WTCAVE 7?

// CARVE IT OUT
// BUY MY ETCHING "LOOSE ROCKS" TO LEARN MORE
 
2013-06-14 11:49:26 AM
CAVE LEADER SHRUB KEPT US SAFE FOR 96 MOON CYCLES
 
2013-06-14 11:49:32 AM

kronicfeld: A Dark Evil Omen: SOUND LIKE PLOT OF BIOROCK.

BIOROCK AM DUMB! ROCKTURE FAIL BECAUSE TOO MUCH BIG CAVE CONTROL! IF ONLY RYAN CUT ROCK TAXES, ROCKTURE STILL BE HERE TODAY.


ROCKTURE MAKERS ARE ALL SHINY ROCK TAKERS AND ANTI-CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 11:50:03 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: gameshowhost: TONDA UP TO HERE WITH CAVES! TONDA BUILD PLATFORM ON BIG WATER.

SOUND LIKE PLOT OF BIOROCK.


TONDA THOUGHT UP STORY LIKE BIOROCK ONCE. TONDA SUE BIOROCK FOR DAMAGES.
 
2013-06-14 11:50:23 AM
CHOCK UPSET THAT ROCK WORDS WERE MOVED FROM SMALL ARGUING ROCK AREA TO BIG ROCK AREA.  THESE ROCK WORDS WERE MADE IN SMALL ARGUING ROCK AREA AND SHOULD STAY THERE.

ALSO MAKE SURE THAT ALL GOOD WORD ROCKS KEEP COMING TO PLACE WHERE CHOCK CAN SEE THEM WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY THE 5 ROCKS A MONTH.
 
2013-06-14 11:50:29 AM

Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK.  SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.


CAVE NICE WHEN MINIMALIST.

YOU'VE GONE AND RUNED EVERYTHING.
 
2013-06-14 11:50:38 AM
ME AM SCANDAL YET?
 
2013-06-14 11:50:56 AM
OOK HAD STEP AWAY FROM ROCKPUTER FOR MOMENT TO EARN MORE SHINY ROCK.

OOK RESPONSIBLE
 
2013-06-14 11:51:04 AM

buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.


IF NO LIKE GROG MAMMOTH, OTHERS CAN FIND NEW CAVE. GROG WORK HARD FROM HUMBLE STICK FASHIONED BY GROG TO OWNER OF MANY HUTS. NONE EVER HELP GROG.
 
2013-06-14 11:51:14 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.

AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?

RAID THE PENSION SHINY ROCK OF OOK EMPLOYEES.

NEED MORE SHINY ROCK TO KEEP UP CONFIDENCE OF CAVE INVESTORS.


IT EASY. GIVE CAVE INVESTOR THIS OTHER ROCK, SAY "YOU BRING THIS LATER, TRADE FOR SHINY ROCK." ALL HAPPY!
 
2013-06-14 11:51:14 AM

CheatCommando: Unless you were black, female, or native american.


Or disabled, or gay or any of a number of other things
 
2013-06-14 11:51:26 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-06-14 11:51:34 AM
CAVE VISIONARY RAND SAYS I CAN CHECK MY OWN SABRETOOTH KILL FOR DISEASE
 
2013-06-14 11:51:38 AM

buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.


BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.
 
2013-06-14 11:52:39 AM
SPPOK CANNOT AFFORD PAY SHAMAN FOR BONE SETTING AFTER BEAR ATTACK BECAUSE RED MOON CYCLE. WAT DO
 
2013-06-14 11:52:40 AM

bdub77: buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.

BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.


GROG NO WANT CAVE TO PICK WINNERS.
 
2013-06-14 11:52:41 AM
TONDA SOVEREIGN CAVEDWELLER!
 
2013-06-14 11:53:05 AM
this thread is turning out to be the opposite of epic
 
2013-06-14 11:53:18 AM

Jackson Herring: The politics tab consistently makes the entire rest of Fark look like youtube comments.


KORK GIVE SINGING FISH NEW FARKY NOTE.
 
2013-06-14 11:53:19 AM

Spoon over Marin: SPPOK CANNOT AFFORD PAY SHAMAN FOR BONE SETTING AFTER BEAR ATTACK BECAUSE RED MOON CYCLE. WAT DO


SPPOK SHOULD LEARN PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.
 
2013-06-14 11:53:34 AM

SordidEuphemism: HERE GRUNG PROBLEM
GRUNG ELDERS GO AWAY FOR SOLSTICE
LEFT SHACKLES FOR MAMMOTH UNLOCK
GRUNG NOT THINK THEY MIND
GRUNG TAKE MAMMOTH GO FOR RIDE
SHOW MAMMOTH TO FRIEND IN NEXT CAVE
THINK ABOUT RIDE MAMMOTH AROUND MOUNTAIN
GO RIDE BECAUSE OKAY
SO LISTEN
STOP MAMMOTH NEAR MAMMOTH CROSSING
SEE PRETTY CAVEGIRL
PRETEND TO HAVE TALK WITH SKY WIZARD
MAKE MAMMOTH TRUMPET
PRETTY CAVEGIRL STOP
SHE ASK IF MAMMOTH TRUMPET FOR HER
GRUNG SAY YES
GRUNG ASK HER TO TAKE RIDE ON MAMMOTH
PRETTY CAVEGIRL HAVE DOUBTS BUT GRUNG CONVINCE BECAUSE MAMMOTH NICE
PRETTY CAVEGIRL CLIMB ON
GRUNG AND CAVEGIRL GO GET BRONTOSAURUS RIBS AT MAMMOTH-THRU
CAVEGIRL HUNGRY OTHER WAYS, ASK IF MAMMOTH GO FAST
OF COURSE MAMMOTH GO FAST
WE GO FAST
WE STOPPED BY MAMMOTH WITH FLASHY ROCK HAT
GRUNG FIND OUT CAVEGIRL ACTUAL GIRL, NOT CAVEWOMAN
CAVEMAN WITH FLASHY ROCK ON CHEST-SASH TAKE GRUNG TO SMALL BARRED CAVE
CONTACT TRIBE ELDERS
GRUNG FEAR ABUSE
GRUNG ASK TRIBE ELDERS HOW TRIP
ELDERS NOT HAPPY
ELDERS GIVE GRUNG ABUSE HE FEARS
ELDERS JUST NOT UNDERSTAND


ok, that was beautiful!  BRAVO!
 
2013-06-14 11:53:37 AM
Jonah Goldberg???  People still take his writing seriously???
 
2013-06-14 11:53:52 AM

skullkrusher: this thread is turning out to be the opposite of epic


I am trying my best, you stupid dick.
 
2013-06-14 11:54:29 AM

bdub77: buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.

BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.


HYBRIDS AND FORAGING NOT SOLUTION. SHAMAN PREDICT "PEAK BERRY" WITHIN NEXT SEVERAL MOONS. DRAK SAY FARMING AND USE OX WAY TO GO.
 
2013-06-14 11:54:40 AM
www.bloodpooptears.com

I'LL BE ON MY SLAB
 
2013-06-14 11:54:49 AM

skullkrusher: this thread is turning out to be the opposite of epic


GROG ANGRY. GROG THROW POINTED STICK.
 
2013-06-14 11:54:50 AM

kronicfeld: AFTER CAVE AND CAVE-NEXT-DOOR HIT BY BIG ROCKS THROWN BY TRIBE ACROSS SAND CAVEMEN EXPECT BIG CAVE KNOW ALL AND KEEP SAFE FROM ALL TRIBE. CAVEMAN NEED LEARN BIG CAVE EITHER KNOW ALL OR CAVEMAN KEEP SECRETS IN CAVE. GROND AM SAY THIS ALL TIME, BUT CAVEMEN JUST ACCUSE GROND OF LOVING TRIBE ACROSS SAND. LOOK LIKE PELT ON OTHER SHOULDER NOW.


MANY/LOTS!  NEVER FORGET!
 
2013-06-14 11:55:08 AM
LOR SAYS MOON GOD BETTER THAN SUN GOD SO LOR HAS RIGHT TO STEAL FROM SUN GOD PEOPLE
 
2013-06-14 11:55:53 AM

griffer: skullkrusher: this thread is turning out to be the opposite of epic

I am trying my best, you stupid dick.


ELDER GRIFF BEAR TOKEN TRIBE JAGOFF, GET YOUR OWN STICK
 
2013-06-14 11:55:57 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: skullkrusher: this thread is turning out to be the opposite of epic

GROG ANGRY. GROG THROW POINTED STICK.


FIRST GOOD THING GROG SAY.
 
2013-06-14 11:56:12 AM
I would just like to point out that Jonah Goldberg is a basement-dwelling pantload who got his job because his mother betrayed Monica Lewinsky's trust. Otherwise, he'd be just another Politics tab troll.
 
2013-06-14 11:56:13 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: bdub77: buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.

BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.

HYBRIDS AND FORAGING NOT SOLUTION. SHAMAN PREDICT "PEAK BERRY" WITHIN NEXT SEVERAL MOONS. DRAK SAY FARMING AND USE OX WAY TO GO.


PEAK BERRY IS MYTH FROM ANTI-CAVE SHAMAN. RAIN STILL FALL FROM SKY. GLOWING ORB STILL COMES UP IN DAY.
 
2013-06-14 11:56:33 AM

gameshowhost: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: OF COURSE. OOK THROW WORKERS UNDER BRONTOSAURBUS, THEN TAKE SHINY ROCKS AND LEAVE ON GOLDEN ROCKCHUTE.

AND BLAME THE WORKERS FOR WANTING TOO MANY SHINY ROCK!

TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY


DO YOU ALSO HAVE 1 MILLION ROCK INHERITANCE FROM FIRST BANK OF ROCKGERIA?
 
2013-06-14 11:56:36 AM
The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.
 
2013-06-14 11:57:15 AM

mbillips: I would just like to point out that Jonah Goldberg is a basement-dwelling pantload who got his job because his mother betrayed Monica Lewinsky's trust. Otherwise, he'd be just another Politics tab troll.


In other words, the Perfect Farker.
 
2013-06-14 11:57:16 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: bdub77: buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.

BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.

HYBRIDS AND FORAGING NOT SOLUTION. SHAMAN PREDICT "PEAK BERRY" WITHIN NEXT SEVERAL MOONS. DRAK SAY FARMING AND USE OX WAY TO GO.


UGG SAY FARMING TURN MAIZE TO FIREWATER
 
2013-06-14 11:57:39 AM

griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.


CAVE WALL SERIOUS BUSINESS.
 
2013-06-14 11:57:40 AM

Aarontology: OOK HAD STEP AWAY FROM ROCKPUTER FOR MOMENT TO EARN MORE SHINY ROCK.

OOK RESPONSIBLE


TONDA WONDER IF OOK WAS COERCED.
 
2013-06-14 11:57:41 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: gameshowhost: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: OF COURSE. OOK THROW WORKERS UNDER BRONTOSAURBUS, THEN TAKE SHINY ROCKS AND LEAVE ON GOLDEN ROCKCHUTE.

AND BLAME THE WORKERS FOR WANTING TOO MANY SHINY ROCK!

TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY

DO YOU ALSO HAVE 1 MILLION ROCK INHERITANCE FROM FIRST BANK OF ROCKGERIA?


GROG NO WANT CAVE TO TAKE SHINY ROCKS FROM DEAD FATHER.
 
2013-06-14 11:57:47 AM

WTF Indeed: LOR SAYS MOON GOD BETTER THAN SUN GOD SO LOR HAS RIGHT TO STEAL FROM SUN GOD PEOPLE


INDEED.  NIGHTMARE MOON IS BEST GOD
 
2013-06-14 11:57:50 AM
Any system of government could bring utopia if everyone agreed that it would.  Arguing that one system is better is like arguing why apples are superior to oranges.  No one will ever be happy; ideals and practices will always change for better or for worse.  If you want to make the perfect world get ready to kill a lot of people which would ultimately make it harder and harder to convince people of your perfect world.

/talking to a wall
 
2013-06-14 11:58:20 AM

griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.


CHOCK NOTES THAT THE TEXT THAT GRIFFER HAS CHISELED INTO THE ROCK MAKES IT LOOK LIKE GRIFFER HAS ANGER.
 
2013-06-14 11:58:22 AM

gameshowhost: TONDA WONDER IF OOK WAS COERCED.


OOK STILL FREE THANK SKY MAN.
 
2013-06-14 11:58:34 AM
 Hey guys! What's goin on in.....
 
2013-06-14 11:58:34 AM
Must admit, that was classic. I mean MUST ADMIT, THAT WAS CLASSIC.
 
2013-06-14 11:58:37 AM

skullkrusher: this thread is turning out to be the opposite of epic


LOL! Hilarious caveman writing!
 
2013-06-14 11:58:43 AM
GLENN ROCK SAY COLLECT MANY SHINY NUGGETS BEFORE ROCKCONOMY COLLAPSE
 
2013-06-14 11:58:44 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: A Dark Evil Omen: bdub77: buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.

BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.

HYBRIDS AND FORAGING NOT SOLUTION. SHAMAN PREDICT "PEAK BERRY" WITHIN NEXT SEVERAL MOONS. DRAK SAY FARMING AND USE OX WAY TO GO.

PEAK BERRY IS MYTH FROM ANTI-CAVE SHAMAN. RAIN STILL FALL FROM SKY. GLOWING ORB STILL COMES UP IN DAY.


EVERYONE IGNORE WARNING FROM SHAMAN ABOUT WARMING LAND. BROK CAVE DOES FEEL WARMER AT NIGHT.
 
2013-06-14 11:58:54 AM
This thread needs more HA! HA! guy
 
2013-06-14 11:59:12 AM

griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.


DAG SAY LOOK OUT, WE DEAL WITH BAD ASS HERE!
 
2013-06-14 11:59:26 AM
gammillustrations.bizland.com
 
2013-06-14 11:59:37 AM
DOC_ROSTHOG WONDER WHY EPIC MAMMOTH HAIR CARVING NOT POSTED YET.
 
2013-06-14 11:59:39 AM

Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING


y
 
2013-06-14 11:59:41 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: WTF Indeed: LOR SAYS MOON GOD BETTER THAN SUN GOD SO LOR HAS RIGHT TO STEAL FROM SUN GOD PEOPLE

INDEED.  NIGHTMARE MOON IS BEST GOD


THAT NOT HOW YOU SPELL TWILIGHT SPARKLE
 
2013-06-14 11:59:44 AM

tricycleracer: GLENN ROCK SAY COLLECT MANY SHINY NUGGETS BEFORE ROCKCONOMY COLLAPSE


GLENROCK IS ROUND AND SHED MANY TEARS OVER LOST CHALK.
 
2013-06-14 11:59:50 AM
LOR THINKS SOCIALIST SYSTEM OF CAVE GOVERNMENT CAUSES LAZY MAKE LOR HAVE TO KILL MORE FOOD.  LOR WANTS CAVE GOVERNMENT TO ADHERE TO WALL CARVINGS NOT SPIRIT OF WALL CARVINGS.
 
2013-06-14 11:59:59 AM
Republicans and Democrats. Liberals and conservatives.

Hey little sheep! keep farking that same shiatty govt structure that's sucked for decades. And don't forget to mock any ideas other than the tired, failed ones by your favorite party.

Even the stupidest people who claim to be "libertarian" have more going on intellectually than you.
 
2013-06-14 12:00:04 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: gameshowhost: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: OF COURSE. OOK THROW WORKERS UNDER BRONTOSAURBUS, THEN TAKE SHINY ROCKS AND LEAVE ON GOLDEN ROCKCHUTE.

AND BLAME THE WORKERS FOR WANTING TOO MANY SHINY ROCK!

TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY

DO YOU ALSO HAVE 1 MILLION ROCK INHERITANCE FROM FIRST BANK OF ROCKGERIA?


TONDA REMIND YOU THAT JUST LIFE. TONDA DENY THAT STARTING FROM THIRD PEBBLE IS ADVANTAGE.
 
2013-06-14 12:00:35 PM

verbaltoxin: griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.

DAG SAY LOOK OUT, WE DEAL WITH BAD ASS HERE!


HE SUBSCRIBE TO SMOKE SIGNAL TOUGH GUY CARVINGS.
 
2013-06-14 12:00:36 PM
ICE AGE IS MYTH MADE UP BY AL KORE. AL SELL MORE ETCHINGS, WASTE ICE IN BIG CAVE. WAKE UP, SHEEPLASAURUSES!
 
2013-06-14 12:00:45 PM

Pocket Ninja: Libertarians are the atheists of the political world, in that many of them will loudly and frequently tell you they are that thing, but a very small percentage of them -- a miniscule amount, really -- actually know what being that thing means. Most of them have chosen to self-label as a reaction to something else, not out of conscious selection, and almost none of them can identify more than the most patently obvious truisms about their "chosen" belief system. They know what they've been told, or what they've read about being told, and that's about it.


Yeah, it took me YEARS of intense study to memorize all the tenets of atheism, and that's just the beginning... I'm still trying to understand the Scriptures better.
 
2013-06-14 12:00:45 PM

verbaltoxin: griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.

DAG SAY LOOK OUT, WE DEAL WITH BAD ASS HERE!


GRIFF POUTY WHINER. HAVE SMALL CLUB AND NO ONE LIKE. ALL POINT AND LAUGH.
 
2013-06-14 12:00:54 PM
FTFA:  "libertarianism is the idea that people should be as free as possible from state coercion so long as they don't harm anyone."

The bolded part is where most Libertarians fail.

/It's my right to shoot my gun, and if you get in the way of the bullets, that's your fault.
 
2013-06-14 12:00:58 PM

Aarontology: OOK STILL FREE THANK SKY MAN.


TORP PROUD TO BE INHABITANT OF THIS CAVE
WHERE AT LEAST TORP KNOW TORP FREE
I WON'T FORGET BRAVE CAVEMEN EATEN BY SABER-TOOTH TIGERS
FOR THEY LEFT CAVE TO TORP
AND TORP STAND UP NEXT TO OOG
AND DEFEND CAVE FROM TIGERS
THERE IS NO DOUBT TORP LOVE CAVE
BIG SKY MAN BLESS THIS CAVE
 
2013-06-14 12:01:01 PM

Aarontology: gameshowhost: TONDA WONDER IF OOK WAS COERCED.

OOK STILL FREE THANK SKY MAN.


TONDA HAPPY FOR YOU BUT STILL NOT CHIP IN FOR COFFEE.
 
2013-06-14 12:01:02 PM

griffer: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

Shut up, you stupid dick.


Wow, really?
 
2013-06-14 12:01:14 PM
MOG THINK OOK LIES WHEN OOK SAY HE WENT TO BIG ROCK IN SKY. BIG SKY ROCK LOOKS SMALL. MOG THINK OOK SET FOOT ON NEARBY LAVA FIELD. LOOK HOW LOINCLOTH FLAPS IN WIND. BESIDES, MOG THINK WE SHOULD SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS ON PANGAEA BEFORE WE SOLVE PROBLEMS ON BIG SKY ROCK.
 
2013-06-14 12:01:28 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: WTF Indeed: LOR SAYS MOON GOD BETTER THAN SUN GOD SO LOR HAS RIGHT TO STEAL FROM SUN GOD PEOPLE

INDEED.  NIGHTMARE MOON IS BEST GOD


NIGHTMARE MOON IS FALSE GOD! BLOOD MOON IS ONLY GOD *GRABS POINTED STICK*
 
2013-06-14 12:01:32 PM

doubled99: Republicans and Democrats. Liberals and conservatives.

Hey little sheep! keep farking that same shiatty govt structure that's sucked for decades. And don't forget to mock any ideas other than the tired, failed ones by your favorite party.

Even the stupidest people who claim to be "libertarian" have more going on intellectually than you.


GROG NO THINK THIRD WAY EVER WORK
 
2013-06-14 12:01:51 PM
The cow says moo
 
2013-06-14 12:02:06 PM

doubled99: Republicans and Democrats. Liberals and conservatives.

Hey little sheep! keep farking that same shiatty govt structure that's sucked for decades. And don't forget to mock any ideas other than the tired, failed ones by your favorite party.

Even the stupidest people who claim to be "libertarian" have more going on intellectually than you.


Pretty original, bro. Keep up the good work.
 
2013-06-14 12:02:08 PM

James F. Campbell: Also:

[home.comcast.net image 522x412]


Holy farking shiat somebody buy this man TotalFark for that.

Also I'm CRYING right now.  This is the best thread I've seen in /politics since the biden/palin debate and the obama = x /biden = y / mccain = z / palin = potato meme threads.
 
2013-06-14 12:02:15 PM

clownyclownzomby: GORG HAVE STRANGEST BONE THING RIGHT NOW.


you win this thread
 
2013-06-14 12:02:17 PM

gameshowhost: Aarontology: gameshowhost: TONDA WONDER IF OOK WAS COERCED.

OOK STILL FREE THANK SKY MAN.

TONDA HAPPY FOR YOU BUT STILL NOT CHIP IN FOR COFFEE.


HOT BROWN WATER ONLY FOR THOSE WHO EXCHANGE SHINY ROCKS FOR HUTS
 
2013-06-14 12:02:32 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.


Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along?  Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?
 
2013-06-14 12:02:36 PM

cheeseaholic: Grand_Moff_Joseph: WTF Indeed: LOR SAYS MOON GOD BETTER THAN SUN GOD SO LOR HAS RIGHT TO STEAL FROM SUN GOD PEOPLE

INDEED.  NIGHTMARE MOON IS BEST GOD

THAT NOT HOW YOU SPELL TWILIGHT SPARKLE


PINK RAPTOR BEST RAPTOR. SAY "FOREVER" THEN MAUL VICTIM.
 
2013-06-14 12:02:39 PM
Gallant sees that people are having a good time and joins in on the fun.

Griffer sees that people are having a good time and shiates in the punch bowl.
 
2013-06-14 12:02:52 PM

griffer: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

Shut up, you stupid dick.


Mom?
 
2013-06-14 12:03:49 PM

Drew: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.

Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along?  Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?


LEAVE MONOLITH!  CHANGE BAD!
 
2013-06-14 12:03:57 PM

theknuckler_33: Jonah Goldberg

*closes tab*

/I know, I know, why'd I open it in the first place


Pincy: Jonah Goldberg???  People still take his writing seriously???


There's the ad hominem diversion I was waiting for. No need to evaluate and debate an idea when we can dismiss it because we don't like its proponents. Hitler was a vegetarian, so people who like lettuce are fascists, etc.
 
2013-06-14 12:04:07 PM

Dr Dreidel: I think Fark should send Gary Larsen some royalty checks for this thread...


I believe that would be Capitalism, and a whole other thread.
 
2013-06-14 12:04:21 PM

FloydA: kronicfeld: AFTER CAVE AND CAVE-NEXT-DOOR HIT BY BIG ROCKS THROWN BY TRIBE ACROSS SAND CAVEMEN EXPECT BIG CAVE KNOW ALL AND KEEP SAFE FROM ALL TRIBE. CAVEMAN NEED LEARN BIG CAVE EITHER KNOW ALL OR CAVEMAN KEEP SECRETS IN CAVE. GROND AM SAY THIS ALL TIME, BUT CAVEMEN JUST ACCUSE GROND OF LOVING TRIBE ACROSS SAND. LOOK LIKE PELT ON OTHER SHOULDER NOW.

MANY/LOTS!  NEVER FORGET!


Dammit, man, you just broke me. My co-workers are all giving me strange looks now.
 
2013-06-14 12:04:29 PM

James F. Campbell: Also:

[home.comcast.net image 522x412]


Enjoy your month of TF, sir, for that post was indeed legendary.  :D
 
2013-06-14 12:04:36 PM

Drew: Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along? Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?


OOK SAY WE NOT READY YET, HE SAY FIVE STONE CYCLES TURKISH
 
2013-06-14 12:05:12 PM
With pic of what modern Libertarian might look like...

static.guim.co.uk

/hot like an Arizona summer
//AmIRight?
 
2013-06-14 12:05:26 PM

hinten: LiberterianismCommunism would work just fine if everyone just followed the rules.


Thought that sounded familiar.
 
2013-06-14 12:05:27 PM

Drew: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.

Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along?  Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?


GROG STILL WORKING ON USING BONE TO BEAT MEMBER OF RIVAL TRIBE FOR ACCESS TO STREAM.

/OTHER CAVEMAN SAY HE OWN RIGHT TO BONE EVEN THOUGH HE NOT MAKE BONE EVER. GROG DROWN HIM IN RIVER.
 
2013-06-14 12:05:35 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-14 12:06:08 PM
I've never met anybody who has actually read "Wealth of Nations." All they know is, "Hurr, Adam Smith said that by being selfish the invisible hand would make everybody better off, durr." When, in fact, that is wrong. In the entire book the phrase "invisible hand" occurs exactly once. Intrinsic to Smith's argument is the necessity for supporting domestic industry.

In fact, Smith felt that opening up wages across borders would be detrimental to domestic economies. Nonetheless, we have done just that while the 1% praise Smith all the way to the bank and the rubes think that it'll trickle down to them at some future point.

Pursuing self interest only works when, by an invisible hand (patriotism, perhaps?), people support domestic industry. Bet they didn't teach you that in any of your Economics courses.


"As every individual, therefore, endeavours as much as he can, both to employ his capital in the support of domestic industry, and so to direct that industry that its produce maybe of the greatest value; every individual necessarily labours to render the annual revenue of the society as great as he can. He generally, indeed, neither intends to promote the public interest, nor knows how much he is promoting it. By preferring the support of domestic to that of foreign industry, he intends only his own security; and by directing that industry in such a manner as its produce may be of the greatest value, he intends only his own gain; and he is in this, as in many other cases, led by an invisible hand to promote an end which was no part of his intention. Nor is it always the worse for the society that it was no part of it. By pursuing his own interest, he frequently promotes that of the society more effectually than when he really intends to promote it. I have never known much good done by those who affected to trade for the public good. It is an affectation, indeed, not very common among merchants, and very few words need be employed in dissuading them from it."Adam Smith, "Wealth of Nations"
 
2013-06-14 12:06:20 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x375]


NOT ENOUGH MOONS PASS YET?
 
2013-06-14 12:06:21 PM

cheeseaholic: Drew: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.

Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along?  Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?

LEAVE MONOLITH!  CHANGE BAD!


SKY MAN SAY, "YOU GET OVER IT" BUT TORG STILL NOT OVER IT
 
2013-06-14 12:06:22 PM
i154.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-14 12:06:31 PM

IlGreven: hinten: LiberterianismCommunism would work just fine if everyone just followed the rules.

Thought that sounded familiar.


Anything works if everyone follows the rules.  Good luck with that.
 
2013-06-14 12:06:32 PM

Obama's Reptiloid Master: lockers: Libertarianism is the most misunderstood of all political philosophies. It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology: Individualism, personal accountability, enterprise and discovery. What conservatism and liberalism have discarded in their race to bury the age of enlightenment, libertarianism seeks to restore. The problem is people need such an affront to care that we are lead into the dark recesses by both the progressives and the conservatives.

THAG DISLIKE WORD WITH PUNY LETTERS. YOU MUST BE MAN WHO AFRAID TO MATE WITH SMILODON. WHY YOU HATE FREEDOM?


ORM IS TRYING CONFUSE US WITH PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR.  AM TOOLS OF LIBERAL PAPYRUS MEDIA.  GROM NO NEED FANCY-PANTS LITERACY AND TALKY WORDS!  GROM MAN OF PEOPLE!
 
2013-06-14 12:06:47 PM

tricycleracer: GLENN ROCK SAY COLLECT MANY SHINY NUGGETS BEFORE ROCKCONOMY COLLAPSE


GLENN ROCK NOT ANSWER ABOUT CLUBBING AND HEADROCK THROWING MANY MOONS AGO.
 
2013-06-14 12:06:49 PM
Where's the department where one might sign up for a new keyboard?
 
2013-06-14 12:06:53 PM

doubled99: grunt grunt big words

.

DUB SAY FUNNY WORDS. HE HAVE NO ROCK AND TRY TO TAKE ROCK WITH WORDS.
 
2013-06-14 12:06:55 PM
LOR IS HIS OWN CAVE
 
2013-06-14 12:07:04 PM
FELLOW CLANSMEN, I HEAR TELL OF GOOD HUNTING NEAR TAR PIT.
 
2013-06-14 12:07:22 PM

WTF Indeed: Grand_Moff_Joseph: WTF Indeed: LOR SAYS MOON GOD BETTER THAN SUN GOD SO LOR HAS RIGHT TO STEAL FROM SUN GOD PEOPLE

INDEED.  NIGHTMARE MOON IS BEST GOD

NIGHTMARE MOON IS FALSE GOD! BLOOD MOON IS ONLY GOD *GRABS POINTED STICK*


DO NOT MAKE UGG CALL SUMMON THE POWERFUL REDACTED.  HE WILL WASH YOU AWAY IN A FLOOD OF MAPLE SYRUP, AND BURN YOU WITH THE FIRES OF LOW QUALITY VODAK
 
2013-06-14 12:07:25 PM
Great article
 
2013-06-14 12:07:35 PM
Drew:

TONDA SAW THREAD ON REDDIT A FEW SUNDOWNS AGO.
 
2013-06-14 12:08:02 PM
COSARG WANT IN ON THIS THREAD COS IT SO STUPID AND BEAUTIFUL LIKE FARK.ROCK
 
2013-06-14 12:08:02 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Drew: Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along? Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?

OOK SAY WE NOT READY YET, HE SAY FIVE STONE CYCLES TURKISH


"HOT FIRE" TECHNOLOGY ALWAYS FIVE CYCLES AWAY. MANY SHINY ROCKS SPENT, STILL NOT PRODUCE NET HEAT. WASTE OF TIME.
 
2013-06-14 12:08:46 PM
UNGA BUNGA, TORG START FIRE
 
2013-06-14 12:08:53 PM
DAG SHARE NEW CAVE PAINTING. CAVE NEED MORE TOLERANCE AND FRIENDSHIP.

images.wikia.com
 
2013-06-14 12:09:26 PM
More "wisdom" from Doughy Pantload.

OGG MOCK STOOPID LIBRULS...STOOPID LIBRULS HAVE NO IDEAS...OGG NOW POOP
 
2013-06-14 12:09:26 PM

verbaltoxin: griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.

DAG SAY LOOK OUT, WE DEAL WITH BAD ASS HERE!


Fark is a breeding ground for tiresome pedants.

No you are tiresome in this bizarre 'caveman' dialect which it actually a thinly disguised  mockery of people with learning disabilities. Like a mental handicap black face.  You should be proud.
 
2013-06-14 12:09:37 PM

IlGreven: hinten: LiberterianismCommunism would work just fine if everyone just followed the rules.

Thought that sounded familiar.


And they fail for exactly the same reason: human nature.
 
2013-06-14 12:09:46 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: hinten: Liberterianism would work just fine if everyone just followed the rules.

And if there were no such thing as information asymmetry


If only people were rational and communicative enough, libertarianism would work. Hell, anarchy would work. Maybe even communism as described by Marx too.
 
2013-06-14 12:09:47 PM

Drew: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.

Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along?  Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?


FIRE BAD
 
2013-06-14 12:10:11 PM

verbaltoxin: DAG SHARE NEW CAVE PAINTING. CAVE NEED MORE TOLERANCE AND FRIENDSHIP.

[images.wikia.com image 430x303]


GROG NO WANT SHINY ROCKS OF CAVE TO GO TO PERVERTED ETCHINGS.
 
2013-06-14 12:10:19 PM
STRUGG CARVED THIS WITH BETTER HEADLINE
 
2013-06-14 12:10:25 PM

griffer: No you are tiresome in this bizarre 'caveman' dialect which it actually a thinly disguised mockery of people with learning disabilities. Like a mental handicap black face. You should be proud.


ROCK POT MEET ROCK KETTLE
 
2013-06-14 12:10:27 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: WTF Indeed: Grand_Moff_Joseph: WTF Indeed: LOR SAYS MOON GOD BETTER THAN SUN GOD SO LOR HAS RIGHT TO STEAL FROM SUN GOD PEOPLE

INDEED.  NIGHTMARE MOON IS BEST GOD

NIGHTMARE MOON IS FALSE GOD! BLOOD MOON IS ONLY GOD *GRABS POINTED STICK*

DO NOT MAKE UGG CALL SUMMON THE POWERFUL REDACTED.  HE WILL WASH YOU AWAY IN A FLOOD OF MAPLE SYRUP, AND BURN YOU WITH THE FIRES OF LOW QUALITY VODAK


*LOUD AND UNINTELLIGIBLE GRUNTING NOISES*
 
2013-06-14 12:10:36 PM

gameshowhost: Drew:

TONDA SAW THREAD ON REDDIT A FEW SUNDOWNS AGO.


WHY YOU STILL HERE CARVING ON FARK WALL?
 
2013-06-14 12:10:48 PM

Drew: griffer: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

Shut up, you stupid dick.

Mom?


*High five*
 
2013-06-14 12:10:59 PM

griffer: verbaltoxin: griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.

DAG SAY LOOK OUT, WE DEAL WITH BAD ASS HERE!

Fark is a breeding ground for tiresome pedants.

No you are tiresome in this bizarre 'caveman' dialect which it actually a thinly disguised  mockery of people with learning disabilities. Like a mental handicap black face.  You should be proud.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

I SHARE CAVE ART WITH YOU. MAKE YOU MORE TOLERANT AND KNOW MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP.
 
2013-06-14 12:11:54 PM
Well...  It is after noon, so I guess I could start drinking until things here make sense.
 
2013-06-14 12:11:59 PM

cheeseaholic: Drew: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.

Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along?  Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?

LEAVE MONOLITH!  CHANGE BAD!


FIX OLD NO NEW
 
2013-06-14 12:12:00 PM
TORG AND GROG ARE SAME. CARVE GROG
 
2013-06-14 12:12:05 PM

mbillips: I would just like to point out that Jonah Goldberg is a basement-dwelling pantload who got his job because his mother betrayed Monica Lewinsky's trust. Otherwise, he'd be just another Politics tab troll.


SORRY, MOOK NOT READ THREAD. THINK JON STONEBERG NOT CAVEMAN AT ALL. CAVE TROLL.
 
2013-06-14 12:12:11 PM

WI241TH: cheeseaholic: Drew: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.

Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along?  Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?

LEAVE MONOLITH!  CHANGE BAD!

SKY MAN SAY, "YOU GET OVER IT" BUT TORG STILL NOT OVER IT


on second thoughts, a winrar is you
 
2013-06-14 12:12:27 PM

Elfich: doubled99: grunt grunt big words.

DUB SAY FUNNY WORDS. HE HAVE NO ROCK AND TRY TO TAKE ROCK WITH WORDS.


MOG TAKE ALL ROCKS, AS TRIBAL CHIEF WILL BAN ROCKS SOON. ALSO MOG TRYING TO MAKE ARTIFICIAL ROCKS. MOG NEED ALL ROCKS. ONE ROCK FOR DEER, ONE ROCK FOR ANTELOPE, ONE ROCK FOR SABRE-TOOTH TIGER, MOG HIDE ROCK UNDER PILLOW IN CASE SOMEONE BREAK INTO CAVE. OTHER ROCKS TO GO OUT AND THROW AT ROCK RANGE.

MOG NO SEND EMERGENCY SMOKE SIGNAL.
 
2013-06-14 12:12:35 PM
Mind your own business, keep your hands to yourself SHOULD be all we need
 
2013-06-14 12:12:39 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: griffer: No you are tiresome in this bizarre 'caveman' dialect which it actually a thinly disguised mockery of people with learning disabilities. Like a mental handicap black face. You should be proud.

ROCK POT MEET ROCK KETTLE


Very cromulent, you stupid dick.
 
2013-06-14 12:12:56 PM
Are the comments in this thread supposed to be funny?  What a waste of time...
 
2013-06-14 12:13:00 PM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x375]

NOT ENOUGH MOONS PASS YET?


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-14 12:13:02 PM
i52.tinypic.com
To all of you.
 
2013-06-14 12:13:03 PM

verbaltoxin: DAG SHARE NEW CAVE PAINTING. CAVE NEED MORE TOLERANCE AND FRIENDSHIP.

[images.wikia.com image 430x303]


DAG NOT TOLERANT OF CORGS INTOLERANCE. DAG EVIL LIBERAL.
 
2013-06-14 12:13:16 PM
I love you guys so much right now.
 
2013-06-14 12:13:18 PM

griffer: verbaltoxin: griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.

DAG SAY LOOK OUT, WE DEAL WITH BAD ASS HERE!

Fark is a breeding ground for tiresome pedants.

No you are tiresome in this bizarre 'caveman' dialect which it actually a thinly disguised  mockery of people with learning disabilities. Like a mental handicap black face.  You should be proud.


THAG KNOW THAT FEEL. FOLLOW THAG TO THAG'S DITCH. WE LEAVE MEAN TROGS TO ROT IN OWN DUMBNESS.
 
2013-06-14 12:13:27 PM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: gameshowhost: Drew:

TONDA SAW THREAD ON REDDIT A FEW SUNDOWNS AGO.

WHY YOU STILL HERE CARVING ON FARK WALL?


TONDA SOVEREIGN, DUH.
 
2013-06-14 12:13:39 PM
CHOCK LIKE WHERE THREAD IS GOING.

SPIKE IS BEST LIZARD!
 
2013-06-14 12:13:52 PM

Jackson Herring: ok at this point people who didn't actualyl read the thread are just making the same jokes we all already made. the internet ruins literally everything


LIGHTEN UP FRANCISROCK
 
2013-06-14 12:14:14 PM
Can we get a volcano, a meteor, or like an ice age to get up in this thread and kill off these damn cavemen?

www.prophecyfilm.com
 
2013-06-14 12:14:36 PM

WhyteRaven74: CheatCommando: Unless you were black, female, or native american.

Or disabled, or gay or any of a number of other things


You mean most libertarians are illiterate when it comes to actual history? Quelle horreur!
 
2013-06-14 12:14:49 PM
UGG IS THE CAVE TAG TEAM CHAMPION
 
2013-06-14 12:14:54 PM
GRIFFER CRAZY. GET MEDICINE MAN MAKE HOLE IN HEAD TO LET DEMON OUT.
 
2013-06-14 12:15:11 PM

griffer: IdBeCrazyIf: griffer: No you are tiresome in this bizarre 'caveman' dialect which it actually a thinly disguised mockery of people with learning disabilities. Like a mental handicap black face. You should be proud.

ROCK POT MEET ROCK KETTLE

Very cromulent, you stupid dick.


OOOOH, HE MAD.JPG
 
2013-06-14 12:15:25 PM

Gosling: Elfich: doubled99: grunt grunt big words.

DUB SAY FUNNY WORDS. HE HAVE NO ROCK AND TRY TO TAKE ROCK WITH WORDS.

MOG TAKE ALL ROCKS, AS TRIBAL CHIEF WILL BAN ROCKS SOON. ALSO MOG TRYING TO MAKE ARTIFICIAL ROCKS. MOG NEED ALL ROCKS. ONE ROCK FOR DEER, ONE ROCK FOR ANTELOPE, ONE ROCK FOR SABRE-TOOTH TIGER, MOG HIDE ROCK UNDER PILLOW IN CASE SOMEONE BREAK INTO CAVE. OTHER ROCKS TO GO OUT AND THROW AT ROCK RANGE.

MOG NO SEND EMERGENCY SMOKE SIGNAL.


MOG NEED MAMMOTH ROCK IN CASE MAMMOUTH COME BACK
 
2013-06-14 12:15:28 PM

mrshowrules: is an ideal of the greedy and self serving suggesting that left to their own, people will look after each other


hinten: Liberterianism would work just fine if everyone just followed the rules.


Pretty much nailed it in the first two.

It's ironic that LIbertarianism - which is the polar opposite of Communism - has so much in common with it, especially in it's failings.

- Both are naive, utopanist philosophies that are superficially appealing but can't function in the real world at a national scale
- Both are unworkable because they ignore or deny basic human psychology
- Both have been co-opted and transformed into something downright evil (Communism -> Stalinism, Libertarinism -> objectivism / neo-confederatism)

Communism is "we're all in this together" taken to ridiculous extremes.
Libertarianism is "what's yours is yours and what's mine is mine" taken to ridiculous extremes.
 
2013-06-14 12:15:54 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: UGG IS THE CAVE TAG TEAM CHAMPION


NO, CORG IS THE CAVE TAG TEAM CHAMPION!
 
2013-06-14 12:16:01 PM

kronicfeld: I wonder how the Christianist libertarians at NRO reconcile their belief in anarchy limited government with all of God's price-fixing and commercial regulation in the Bible.


I'm not a very good Christian so I'm not sure what many of them believe but there is plenty of evidence that God isn't too much of a Big Government friend.
1 Samuel 8New International Version (NIV)


10Samuel told all the words of the Lord to the people who were asking him for a king. 11He said, "This is what the king who will reign over you will claim as his rights: He will take your sons and make them serve with his chariots and horses, and they will run in front of his chariots. 12Some he will assign to be commanders of thousands and commanders of fifties, and others to plow his ground and reap his harvest, and still others to make weapons of war and equipment for his chariots. 13He will take your daughters to be perfumers and cooks and bakers. 14He will take the best of your fields and vineyards and olive groves and give them to his attendants. 15He will take a tenth of your grain and of your vintage and give it to his officials and attendants. 16Your male and female servants and the best of your cattle and donkeys he will take for his own use. 17He will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yourselves will become his slaves. 18When that day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you have chosen, but the Lord will not answer you in that day."
19But the people refused to listen to Samuel. "No!" they said. "We want a king over us.

/  What I wouldn't give for only a 10% tax
 
2013-06-14 12:16:07 PM

Garble: Thomas Jefferson specifically turned "Life, Liberty and Property" into "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness."
That would be a burning-at-the-stake level offense to most self-identified libertarians today.


He wanted to leave it.  Ben Franklin convinced him to change it.
 
2013-06-14 12:16:15 PM

SmokinTrees: Are the comments in this thread supposed to be funny?  What a waste of time...


TONDA SEE YOU HURTBUTT
 
2013-06-14 12:16:16 PM
SHOOG GO TO MEETING. COMES BACK TO FIND CAVE DREW LET FILTHY MAIN CAVE POSTERS IN CAVE ETCHING.

SHOOG SCARED
 
2013-06-14 12:16:19 PM

SmokinTrees: Are the comments in this thread supposed to be funny?  What a waste of time...


THAG SORRY. THAG TRY HARDER. WANT SEE MAGIC TRICK? NOTHING UP MY MAMMOTH...
 
2013-06-14 12:16:35 PM

HeartBurnKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: UGG IS THE CAVE TAG TEAM CHAMPION

NO, CORG IS THE CAVE TAG TEAM CHAMPION!


DRAT!  *STONE CHAIRSHOT*
 
2013-06-14 12:16:38 PM
BIG CAVE WANT FORCE CHAG LIGHT FIRE WITH WOOD THAT BURN SLOW AND MAKE NO SMOKE. CHAG WANT USE GRASS AND LEAVES FOR FIRE LIKE ALWAYS. BIG CAVE NO TELL CHAG HOW TO MAKE FIRE.
 
2013-06-14 12:16:44 PM

RedTank: Can we get a volcano, a meteor, or like an ice age to get up in this thread and kill off these damn cavemen?

[www.prophecyfilm.com image 800x533]


You fool, they'll just worship the crater.
 
2013-06-14 12:17:05 PM

HeartBurnKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: UGG IS THE CAVE TAG TEAM CHAMPION

NO, CORG IS THE CAVE TAG TEAM CHAMPION!


UGG AND CORG BOTH GOOD. WHOLE TRIBE WIN.
 
2013-06-14 12:17:10 PM
AAG NOT HAPPY ABOUT BIG CAVE. BUT WHAT AAG CAN DO?

AAG LIVE ACROSS WATER. STILL AAG HAVE TO PAY BIG CAVE ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 12:17:18 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: HeartBurnKid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: UGG IS THE CAVE TAG TEAM CHAMPION

NO, CORG IS THE CAVE TAG TEAM CHAMPION!

DRAT!  *STONE CHAIRSHOT*


CORG LOSE!  CORG IS WEAK LINK OF TEAM!
 
2013-06-14 12:17:24 PM

what_now: SHOOG GO TO MEETING. COMES BACK TO FIND CAVE DREW LET FILTHY MAIN CAVE POSTERS IN CAVE ETCHING.

SHOOG SCARED


LOR SAYS SHOOG DEPENDS ON DREW FOR PROTECTION. LOR THINKS SHOOG IS PART OF CAVE GOVERNMENT PROBLEM.
 
2013-06-14 12:17:46 PM

RobertBruce: Garble: Thomas Jefferson specifically turned "Life, Liberty and Property" into "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness."
That would be a burning-at-the-stake level offense to most self-identified libertarians today.

He wanted to leave it.  Ben Franklin convinced him to change it.


on grounds that there wouldn't be enough property for everyone.  Just the mega-rich.
 
2013-06-14 12:17:53 PM

what_now: SHOOG GO TO MEETING. COMES BACK TO FIND CAVE DREW LET FILTHY MAIN CAVE POSTERS IN CAVE ETCHING.

SHOOG SCARED


GROG BLAME ROCKBAMA.
 
2013-06-14 12:17:59 PM

another cultural observer: RedTank: Can we get a volcano, a meteor, or like an ice age to get up in this thread and kill off these damn cavemen?

[www.prophecyfilm.com image 800x533]

You fool, they'll just worship the crater.


Not if we make sure to kill them all.
 
2013-06-14 12:18:01 PM

RedTank: Can we get a volcano, a meteor, or like an ice age to get up in this thread and kill off these damn cavemen?

[www.prophecyfilm.com image 800x533]



DO NOT ANGER SKY MAN! HE BRING BAN ROCK ON ALL OUR HEADS!
 
2013-06-14 12:18:11 PM

Jackson Herring: ok at this point people who didn't actualyl read the thread are just making the same jokes we all already made. the internet ruins literally everything


clipart.toonarific.com
PREHISTORIC FAT DOG SOOTHE THAT FOR YOU.
 
2013-06-14 12:18:13 PM
WHAT GOING ON IN THIS MONOLI--

OH TAWG
 
2013-06-14 12:18:22 PM
i154.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-14 12:18:41 PM
OOG WAS GOING TO MAKE JOKE ABOUT HIM BEING OPEN SOURCE CAVEMAN, BUT OOG AFRAID NO ONE CARE ABOUT OLD SLASHDOT JOKES!!!
 
2013-06-14 12:18:49 PM
IF VARG LEAVE HERE WHEN SUN RISE
WOULD TRIBE REMEMBER HIM?
VARG MUST TREK BEYOND THE MOUNTAINS AND SEAS
TO SEE THE LAND BEYOND THE SETTING SUN
IF VARG STAYED WITH CAVEWOMAN
TIME WOULD NOT PASS LIKE IN DAYS OF OLD
VARG IS FREE LIKE PTERODACTYL
AND PTERODACTYL NOT EVOLVE.
 
2013-06-14 12:18:58 PM

Elfich: RedTank: Can we get a volcano, a meteor, or like an ice age to get up in this thread and kill off these damn cavemen?

[www.prophecyfilm.com image 800x533]


DO NOT ANGER SKY MAN! HE BRING BAN ROCK ON ALL OUR HEADS!


AAG NOT BELIEVE IN SKY MAN. OOK THROWING ROCKS AT AAG.
 
2013-06-14 12:19:02 PM
This thread is neck and neck with "Testicles in the chair." Absolutely hilarious.
 
2013-06-14 12:19:20 PM
Very surprised no one has said "SHAKA WHEN THE WALLS FELL" or "NO CAN DUNK BUT GOOD FUNDAMENTALS" yet.
 
2013-06-14 12:19:39 PM

Z-clipped: Pocket Ninja: Libertarians are the atheists of the political world, in that many of them will loudly and frequently tell you they are that thing, but a very small percentage of them -- a miniscule amount, really -- actually know what being that thing means. Most of them have chosen to self-label as a reaction to something else, not out of conscious selection, and almost none of them can identify more than the most patently obvious truisms about their "chosen" belief system. They know what they've been told, or what they've read about being told, and that's about it.

Yeah, it took me YEARS of intense study to memorize all the tenets of atheism, and that's just the beginning... I'm still trying to understand the Scriptures better.


CRAP. ZORG POST BEFORE READING ALL CAVE CARVINGS.

ZORG MEAN TO SAY:

NOT BELIEVE IN SKY GOD IS JUST OTHER WAY OF BELIEVE IN SKY GOD.
 
2013-06-14 12:19:53 PM
Every libertarian utopia somehow revolves around people living off the land in some rural outpost.   The trouble is commerce and capitalism encourages population density.    I'd love to hear how libertarianism works in a condensed urban environment where 9 million people are forced to share a finite amount of resources and land.
 
2013-06-14 12:19:59 PM
 
2013-06-14 12:20:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-14 12:20:16 PM
SHMARG WOULD TALK WITH FINGERS IN THIS CAVE PAINTING BUT MUST GO LIFT HEAVY STONES REPEATEDLY IN 26 MINUTES
 
2013-06-14 12:20:23 PM
twenty posts in,

NEED HELP, SOONISH


lmao - epic, indeed
 
2013-06-14 12:20:49 PM
TONDA MUST GO TO FELLOW SOVEREIGN'S DEAD-MOTHER'S CEREMONY NOW. TONDA PRETEND LIKE CARE BECAUSE NOT WANT TO TIP OFF CAVEDWELLERS OF TONDA'S INDIFFERENCE TO OTHERS' SUFFERING, AND WONDER HOW MUCH FREE FOOD AND COFFEE CAN TAKE WITHOUT BEING SPOTTED.
 
2013-06-14 12:21:17 PM

hinten: Liberterianism would work just fine if everyone just followed the rules.


So would socialism.  Unfortunately neither happens because people are imperfect.
 
2013-06-14 12:21:26 PM
Wow, this thread is really off the rails.

popcorn.jpg
 
2013-06-14 12:21:47 PM
Oh for the love of Rand! You jackanapes are a disgrace.  Terrible, horrible stupidity.  Like a bunch of circle jerling monkeys, egging each other on by lobbing feces.  Congratulations on your total regression.  Join Scientology now, and give up your brain entirely.  No wonder we are doomed.  I am so glad I have chosen to not procreate and protect my progeny from this decay.

Enjoy your disgusting mud pit, you stupid dicks.
 
2013-06-14 12:21:53 PM
The Feudal System has already been tried out. It worked great for a few people, not so much for everyone else.
 
2013-06-14 12:22:06 PM

jayhawk88: OOG WAS GOING TO MAKE JOKE ABOUT HIM BEING OPEN SOURCE CAVEMAN, BUT OOG AFRAID NO ONE CARE ABOUT OLD SLASHDOT JOKES!!!


HEARD BAD NEWS ABOUT STEVEN KING. KING DIE IN HOME IN BANGOR MAINE. WILL MISS KING A LOT.
 
2013-06-14 12:22:22 PM

griffer: Oh for the love of Rand! You jackanapes are a disgrace.  Terrible, horrible stupidity.  Like a bunch of circle jerling monkeys, egging each other on by lobbing feces.  Congratulations on your total regression.  Join Scientology now, and give up your brain entirely.  No wonder we are doomed.  I am so glad I have chosen to not procreate and protect my progeny from this decay.

Enjoy your disgusting mud pit, you stupid dicks.


YORG LOVE YOU, TALC CRUISE!
 
2013-06-14 12:23:04 PM

griffer: Oh for the love of Rand! You jackanapes are a disgrace.  Terrible, horrible stupidity.  Like a bunch of circle jerling monkeys, egging each other on by lobbing feces.  Congratulations on your total regression.  Join Scientology now, and give up your brain entirely.  No wonder we are doomed.  I am so glad I have chosen to not procreate and protect my progeny from this decay.

Enjoy your disgusting mud pit, you stupid dicks.


OH WAIT. ARE SERIOUS? ME LAUGH HARDER.
 
2013-06-14 12:23:24 PM
COSARG SEE A STREETLIGHT
 
2013-06-14 12:23:51 PM

RedTank: Can we get a volcano, a meteor, or like an ice age to get up in this thread and kill off these damn cavemen?

[www.prophecyfilm.com image 800x533]


THAT NOT FOR US. THAT FOR OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE AND GAYS.
 
2013-06-14 12:24:19 PM
CHOCK'S FEMALE WAS WITH CHILD.  CHOCK COULD NOT CARE FOR CHILD NOW.  CHOCK USED STICK ON FEMALE TO REMOVE CHILD.  THAT WAS GOOD BUT ONLY BECAUSE CHOCK'S SITUATION WAS SPECIAL.  IT SHOULD STILL BE NOT ALLOWED FOR MOST PEOPLE TO USE STICK.
 
2013-06-14 12:24:27 PM
kronicfeld: artifishy: i.imgur.com
 
THAT CAVE DRAW AM RACIST. TRIBE FROM NORTH OF BIG CAVE CITY ALWAYS DRAW CLAN LIKE NEANDERTHAL. BUT GROND AM NOT NEANDERTHAL! NOW EXCUSE GROND, GROND NEED GO BUY LOTTERY ROCK AND PAINT CLANFEDERATE PELT ON MAMMOTH.

OOK NOT RACIST.  SOME OF OOK BEST FRIENDS NEANDERTHALS


/ (OOK LOOK AROUND SUSPICIOUSLY) HAS GROG HEARD THE ONE ABOUT NEANDERTHAL AND PTERODACTYL GO TO BAR CAVE TOGETHER?
 
2013-06-14 12:24:32 PM
LOR THINKS TORG IS FALSE FLAG. WANTS TORG TO ADMIT BILDERTORG CAVE MEMBERSHIP!
 
2013-06-14 12:24:43 PM

Cosmic_Music: COSARG SEE A STREETLIGHT


HOW MANY LIGHTS ARE THERE????
 
2013-06-14 12:25:02 PM
GROG EAT BAD MAMMOTH MEAT AND MAKE MESS IN LOIN CLOTH. SUBMIT MESS AS ETCHING TO NRO CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 12:25:03 PM

griffer: Oh for the love of Rand! You jackanapes are a disgrace.  Terrible, horrible stupidity.  Like a bunch of circle jerling monkeys, egging each other on by lobbing feces.  Congratulations on your total regression.  Join Scientology now, and give up your brain entirely.  No wonder we are doomed.  I am so glad I have chosen to not procreate and protect my progeny from this decay.

Enjoy your disgusting mud pit, you stupid dicks.


WHY YOU TALK FUNNY?  YOU FROM LAND BEYOND THE BIG WATER?

TALK LIKE  REAL CAVEMERICAN.

SO EASY, CAVEMAN CAN DO IT.
 
2013-06-14 12:25:18 PM
YORG MISS HIS MOTHER

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-14 12:25:45 PM
When did all-caps replies become acceptable?
 
2013-06-14 12:25:55 PM

sendtodave: griffer: Oh for the love of Rand! You jackanapes are a disgrace.  Terrible, horrible stupidity.  Like a bunch of circle jerling monkeys, egging each other on by lobbing feces.  Congratulations on your total regression.  Join Scientology now, and give up your brain entirely.  No wonder we are doomed.  I am so glad I have chosen to not procreate and protect my progeny from this decay.

Enjoy your disgusting mud pit, you stupid dicks.

WHY YOU TALK FUNNY?  YOU FROM LAND BEYOND THE BIG WATER?

TALK LIKE  REAL CAVEMERICAN.

SO EASY, CAVEMAN CAN DO IT.


CAVE'MERICA, BROTHER.
 
2013-06-14 12:26:13 PM

griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.


WELCOME FARK

DORB ENJOY MANY GRUNTS THIS THREAD. EVEN GRUNTS OF PALEOCOMMIES MAKE DORB LAUGH. +|||||||||||TY
 
2013-06-14 12:26:19 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-14 12:26:25 PM

brap: punch bowl.


Or did i refresh it with more hooch?
 
2013-06-14 12:26:33 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: hinten: Liberterianism would work just fine if everyone just followed the rules.

And if there were no such thing as information asymmetry


If only there were some sort of organization where everyone got together and agreed on the rules then set up a system to enforce those rules. This organization could also do things like check that products are safe and being made safely and step in to make financial markets more fair in order to help mitigate the harm caused by information asymmetry.
 
2013-06-14 12:27:02 PM
Libertarianism is to thirty-something white men as socialism is to college sophomores.
 
2013-06-14 12:27:10 PM

06Wahoo: When did all-caps replies become acceptable?


NOT CAPS LOCK. STONE CRUSH KEYBOARD. MANY DEAD.
 
2013-06-14 12:27:23 PM

jjorsett: There's the ad hominem diversion I was waiting for. No need to evaluate and debate an idea when we can dismiss it because we don't like its proponents. Hitler was a vegetarian, so people who like lettuce are fascists, etc.


This is somehow the most non-sensical post in this thread. That took effort. Well done.
 
2013-06-14 12:27:29 PM

06Wahoo: When did all-caps replies become acceptable?


TORCH UP, FRANCISROCK
 
2013-06-14 12:27:36 PM

06Wahoo: When did all-caps replies become acceptable?


TOO HARD TO CARVE SMALL WORDS ON CAVE WALL
 
2013-06-14 12:27:39 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: jayhawk88: OOG WAS GOING TO MAKE JOKE ABOUT HIM BEING OPEN SOURCE CAVEMAN, BUT OOG AFRAID NO ONE CARE ABOUT OLD SLASHDOT JOKES!!!

HEARD BAD NEWS ABOUT STEVEN KING. KING DIE IN HOME IN BANGOR MAINE. WILL MISS KING A LOT.


OOG WOULD LIKE KNOW WHERE BEST PLACE TO BARTER FOR HOT GRITS!!!
 
2013-06-14 12:27:53 PM
GROG TRY TO MAKE BIG BRAIN ETCHING ABOUT TIGER TRIBE TAKING HIS SHINY ROCKS. OTHER CAVEMEN THROW DUNG AT HIS WALL. GROG MAD. OTHER CAVEMEN SHOULD GO BACK OVER BIG WATER WHERE OTHER CAVEMEN BELONG.
 
2013-06-14 12:28:20 PM

griffer: Enjoy your disgusting mud pit, you stupid dicks.


ROCK HATERS HATE ROCK
 
2013-06-14 12:28:53 PM
I got to "even Sweden" .. that's what, 500 words? Beat that!
 
2013-06-14 12:28:56 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: HEARD BAD NEWS ABOUT STEVEN KING. KING DIE IN HOME IN BANGOR MAINE. WILL MISS KING A LOT.


BANGOR? TORP NOT EVEN CLUB HER
 
2013-06-14 12:29:00 PM
Capitalism is like a game of monopoly, everybody starts the same (let's say a new industry) and everything is neck-to-neck for a while until eventually one asshole has all of the resources.

Capitalism is inherently flawed and the only means to regulate it is via government, thus lobbyist for said companies are strongly against that.
 
2013-06-14 12:29:16 PM

Diogenes: Jackson Herring: like in some cases literally the same joke with the same exact words

WELCOME TO CAVE


Oh shi..I am rolling here.
 
2013-06-14 12:29:18 PM
Libertarians, Democrats, Republicans, Socialists, etc; < Bag of dicks.
 
2013-06-14 12:29:41 PM

sendtodave: griffer: Oh for the love of Rand! You jackanapes are a disgrace.  Terrible, horrible stupidity.  Like a bunch of circle jerling monkeys, egging each other on by lobbing feces.  Congratulations on your total regression.  Join Scientology now, and give up your brain entirely.  No wonder we are doomed.  I am so glad I have chosen to not procreate and protect my progeny from this decay.

Enjoy your disgusting mud pit, you stupid dicks.

WHY YOU TALK FUNNY?  YOU FROM LAND BEYOND THE BIG WATER?

TALK LIKE  REAL CAVEMERICAN.

SO EASY, CAVEMAN CAN DO IT.


I refuse to stoop to your level of inanity.

Do you realize our founding fathers were fluent in Latin, Greek and several European languages like French and German?

You are an embarrassment to the intellectual legacy of this nation.
 
2013-06-14 12:29:43 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Cosmic_Music: COSARG SEE A STREETLIGHT

HOW MANY LIGHTS ARE THERE????


OOG NOT EVOLVE FIFTH FINGER YET. ONLY COUNT 4 LIGHTS
 
2013-06-14 12:29:50 PM

kronicfeld: jjorsett: There's the ad hominem diversion I was waiting for. No need to evaluate and debate an idea when we can dismiss it because we don't like its proponents. Hitler was a vegetarian, so people who like lettuce are fascists, etc.

This is somehow the most non-sensical post in this thread. That took effort. Well done.


MOG TAKE GRAINS FROM FIELD, MASH THEM, PRESS THEM INTO SQUARE OVER THERMAL VENT

MOG CALL IT 'WAFFLE'
 
2013-06-14 12:30:00 PM

jayhawk88: AverageAmericanGuy: jayhawk88: OOG WAS GOING TO MAKE JOKE ABOUT HIM BEING OPEN SOURCE CAVEMAN, BUT OOG AFRAID NO ONE CARE ABOUT OLD SLASHDOT JOKES!!!

HEARD BAD NEWS ABOUT STEVEN KING. KING DIE IN HOME IN BANGOR MAINE. WILL MISS KING A LOT.

OOG WOULD LIKE KNOW WHERE BEST PLACE TO BARTER FOR HOT GRITS!!!


CAVELIST
 
2013-06-14 12:30:24 PM

InmanRoshi: Every libertarian utopia somehow revolves around people living off the land in some rural outpost.   The trouble is commerce and capitalism encourages population density.    I'd love to hear how libertarianism works in a condensed urban environment where 9 million people are forced to share a finite amount of resources and land.


Same as now, except without laws other than those that protect body and property.
 
2013-06-14 12:30:39 PM

RobertBruce: Garble: Thomas Jefferson specifically turned "Life, Liberty and Property" into "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness."
That would be a burning-at-the-stake level offense to most self-identified libertarians today.

He wanted to leave it.  Ben Franklin convinced him to change it.


Proving Franklin was a hell of a lot smarter than the racist hypocrite from Virginia.
 
2013-06-14 12:30:39 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG EAT BAD MAMMOTH MEAT AND MAKE MESS IN LOIN CLOTH. SUBMIT MESS AS ETCHING TO NRO CAVE.


CAVEMAN ENDOWMENT FOR ARTS SOON KNOCK ON GROG'S DOOR. AAG WORK HARD FOR ROCKS AND BIG CAVE TAKE ROCKS AWAY TO GIVE TO GROG.

AAG WANT ROCK TO GO TO PROGRAM AAG SUPPORTS. NOT WASTE OF ROCK LIKE GROG.
 
2013-06-14 12:31:03 PM

griffer: sendtodave: griffer: Oh for the love of Rand! You jackanapes are a disgrace.  Terrible, horrible stupidity.  Like a bunch of circle jerling monkeys, egging each other on by lobbing feces.  Congratulations on your total regression.  Join Scientology now, and give up your brain entirely.  No wonder we are doomed.  I am so glad I have chosen to not procreate and protect my progeny from this decay.

Enjoy your disgusting mud pit, you stupid dicks.

WHY YOU TALK FUNNY?  YOU FROM LAND BEYOND THE BIG WATER?

TALK LIKE  REAL CAVEMERICAN.

SO EASY, CAVEMAN CAN DO IT.

I refuse to stoop to your level of inanity.

Do you realize our founding fathers were fluent in Latin, Greek and several European languages like French and German?

You are an embarrassment to the intellectual legacy of this nation.


THIS ONE NOT VISIT ROCKTUCKY
 
2013-06-14 12:31:04 PM

griffer: Oh for the love of Rand! You jackanapes are a disgrace.  Terrible, horrible stupidity.  Like a bunch of circle jerling monkeys, egging each other on by lobbing feces.  Congratulations on your total regression.  Join Scientology now, and give up your brain entirely.  No wonder we are doomed.  I am so glad I have chosen to not procreate and protect my progeny from this decay.

Enjoy your disgusting mud pit, you stupid dicks.


IF YOU LEAVE CAN GRUNG HAVE YOU STUFF?
 
2013-06-14 12:31:17 PM
GROG GO TRADE SHINY ROCKS FOR MORE WALLS TO ETCH ON, FIRE TO MAKE BIG SMOKE SIGNALS, AND SHAMANS WHO TELL CAVE STORIES. GROG WILL CONTROL ALL STORIES OF THE CAVE AND MAKE THEM STORIES THAT GROG LIKES.
 
2013-06-14 12:31:18 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-14 12:31:42 PM

pippi longstocking: Capitalism is like a game of monopoly, everybody starts the same (let's say a new industry) and everything is neck-to-neck for a while until eventually one asshole has all of the resources.

Capitalism is inherently flawed and the only means to regulate it is via government, thus lobbyist for said companies are strongly against that.


This is the crux of the issue. In a capitalist society government is essential for maximizing personal freedom.
 
2013-06-14 12:31:42 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG EAT BAD MAMMOTH MEAT AND MAKE MESS IN LOIN CLOTH. SUBMIT MESS AS ETCHING TO NRO CAVE.

CAVEMAN ENDOWMENT FOR ARTS SOON KNOCK ON GROG'S DOOR. AAG WORK HARD FOR ROCKS AND BIG CAVE TAKE ROCKS AWAY TO GIVE TO GROG.

AAG WANT ROCK TO GO TO PROGRAM AAG SUPPORTS. NOT WASTE OF ROCK LIKE GROG.


GACK WANT TOTE-ROCK, THO.
 
2013-06-14 12:32:05 PM
CORG FIND CAVE ETCHINGS. ARE CAUTIONARY TALES AGAINST PATH LIBERALS GO DOWN.  LIBERALS AM PLAY GODS.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-14 12:32:13 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG TRY TO MAKE BIG BRAIN ETCHING ABOUT TIGER TRIBE TAKING HIS SHINY ROCKS. OTHER CAVEMEN THROW DUNG AT HIS WALL. GROG MAD. OTHER CAVEMEN SHOULD GO BACK OVER BIG WATER WHERE OTHER CAVEMEN BELONG.


MAYBE GROG NEED GO ACROSS WATER WHERE DARK TRIBES LIVE. MANY TRIBES. NO LAW, NO ELDERS. ALL DO AS WANT. GORK THINK GROG LIKE IT BETTER THERE.
 
2013-06-14 12:32:52 PM

Pocket Ninja: Libertarians are the atheists of the political world, in that many of them will loudly and frequently tell you they are that thing, but a very small percentage of them -- a miniscule amount, really -- actually know what being that thing means. Most of them have chosen to self-label as a reaction to something else, not out of conscious selection, and almost none of them can identify more than the most patently obvious truisms about their "chosen" belief system. They know what they've been told, or what they've read about being told, and that's about it.


Damn.  I have honestly never heard anyone just lay it out in such a succinct way.
 
2013-06-14 12:33:14 PM

Pocket Ninja: Libertarians are the atheists of the political world, in that many of them will loudly and frequently tell you they are that thing, but a very small percentage of them -- a miniscule amount, really -- actually know what being that thing means. Most of them have chosen to self-label as a reaction to something else, not out of conscious selection, and almost none of them can identify more than the most patently obvious truisms about their "chosen" belief system. They know what they've been told, or what they've read about being told, and that's about it.


Hey, as an Atheist who can't stand libertarians I... agree. There does seem to be a bit less "No True Scotsmanship" lame rationalization going on among atheists though, but it's still bad enough as it is.
 
2013-06-14 12:33:50 PM
BRONT TAKE CAVE WOMEN OUT FOR NICE MAMMOTH STEAK. MAN WHO BRING MAMMOTH STEAK DEMAND 20% MORE ROCKS THAN ORIGINAL ROCK PRICE.  THIS STUPID SYSTEM.  ELDERS SHOULD PAY LIVING ROCKWAGE.
 
2013-06-14 12:33:57 PM

Z-clipped: NOT BELIEVE IN SKY GOD IS JUST OTHER WAY OF BELIEVE IN SKY GOD.


Much like being bald is just another way of dying your hair.
 
2013-06-14 12:34:20 PM

griffer: Oh for the love of Rand! You jackanapes are a disgrace.  Terrible, horrible stupidity.  Like a bunch of circle jerling monkeys, egging each other on by lobbing feces.  Congratulations on your total regression.  Join Scientology now, and give up your brain entirely.  No wonder we are doomed.  I am so glad I have chosen to not procreate and protect my progeny from this decay.

Enjoy your disgusting mud pit, you stupid dicks.


THAG TREAT LIBERTARIANS WITH RESPECT THEY DESERVE.
 
2013-06-14 12:34:27 PM

USA Prime Credit Peggy: Jackson Herring: ok at this point people who didn't actualyl read the thread are just making the same jokes we all already made. the internet ruins literally everything

LIGHTEN UP FRANCISROCK


IF FRANCIS ROCK, TURN IT UP, GROG! TURN IT UP!
 
2013-06-14 12:34:29 PM

buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG TRY TO MAKE BIG BRAIN ETCHING ABOUT TIGER TRIBE TAKING HIS SHINY ROCKS. OTHER CAVEMEN THROW DUNG AT HIS WALL. GROG MAD. OTHER CAVEMEN SHOULD GO BACK OVER BIG WATER WHERE OTHER CAVEMEN BELONG.

MAYBE GROG NEED GO ACROSS WATER WHERE DARK TRIBES LIVE. MANY TRIBES. NO LAW, NO ELDERS. ALL DO AS WANT. GORK THINK GROG LIKE IT BETTER THERE.


AS SOON AS GROG HAVE BIG BRAIN STORY ABOUT WHAT GROG WANTS OTHER CAVEMEN TELL HIM TO GO ACROSS WATER WHERE DARK TRIBES LIVE. GROG IS BORED BY THIS AND OTHER CAVEMEN HAVE SMALL BRAINS.
 
2013-06-14 12:35:15 PM

griffer: I refuse to stoop to your level of inanity.

Do you realize our founding fathers were fluent in Latin, Greek and several European languages like French and German?

You are an embarrassment to the intellectual legacy of this nation.


DORG THINK TU INPRUDENTES.
 
2013-06-14 12:35:58 PM
I don't have a single thing to add to this thread, I just want to be able to say I was here when it happened.
 
2013-06-14 12:36:05 PM

CheatCommando: RobertBruce: Garble: Thomas Jefferson specifically turned "Life, Liberty and Property" into "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness."
That would be a burning-at-the-stake level offense to most self-identified libertarians today.

He wanted to leave it.  Ben Franklin convinced him to change it.

Proving Franklin was a hell of a lot smarter than the racist hypocrite from Virginia.


He was trying to 'inspire' (manipulate) the unwashed masses.  Remember, it was a revolution from the top- lawyers and wealthy landowners.  Not exactly a common event in history.
 
2013-06-14 12:36:17 PM

bwilson27: Libertarians, Democrats, Republicans, Socialists, etc; < Bag of dicks.


DIK DIK? WHERE DIK DIK? THAG HUNGRY!
 
2013-06-14 12:36:25 PM
GROG KNOW OF CAVE ELDERS AND KNOW WHAT CAVE ELDERS WOULD WANT.
 
2013-06-14 12:36:35 PM

brnt00: BRONT TAKE CAVE WOMEN OUT FOR NICE MAMMOTH STEAK. MAN WHO BRING MAMMOTH STEAK DEMAND 20% MORE ROCKS THAN ORIGINAL ROCK PRICE.  THIS STUPID SYSTEM.  ELDERS SHOULD PAY LIVING ROCKWAGE.


NO.  LIVING WAGE IS NEANDERSOCIALISM
 
2013-06-14 12:36:35 PM

FloydA: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x375]

NOT ENOUGH MOONS PASS YET?

[i105.photobucket.com image 600x411]


Dammit man I'm going to get you for this. I just lost it again. I am not supposed to be face down on my desk laughing so hard I am crying. Thank goodness it's lunch hour.
 
2013-06-14 12:36:40 PM

brnt00: BRONT TAKE CAVE WOMEN OUT FOR NICE MAMMOTH STEAK. MAN WHO BRING MAMMOTH STEAK DEMAND 20% MORE ROCKS THAN ORIGINAL ROCK PRICE.  THIS STUPID SYSTEM.  ELDERS SHOULD PAY LIVING ROCKWAGE.


IF BRONT DONT WANT TO PAY FOR SERVICE, BRONT STAY HOME IS GOOD IDEA.
 
2013-06-14 12:36:52 PM

AWalleigh: I don't have a single thing to add to this thread, I just want to be able to say I was here when it happened.


EXISTENCE ACROSS SPACE AND TIME NOT IMPORTANT TO YORG
 
2013-06-14 12:37:04 PM

HeartBurnKid: CORG FIND CAVE ETCHINGS. ARE CAUTIONARY TALES AGAINST PATH LIBERALS GO DOWN.  LIBERALS AM PLAY GODS.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x677]


ETCHINGS TOO SMALL.  MANY WORDS.  DORG NOT READ.
 
2013-06-14 12:37:42 PM

pute kisses like a man: [gammillustrations.bizland.com image 300x240]


Caveman with Ringo Starr.. Outstanding movie!  I must have watched it 10000 times on cable in the 80's
 
2013-06-14 12:37:52 PM

kidgenius: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Cosmic_Music: COSARG SEE A STREETLIGHT

HOW MANY LIGHTS ARE THERE????

OOG NOT EVOLVE FIFTH FINGER YET. ONLY COUNT 4 LIGHTS


NO NEED OOG.  THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS
 
2013-06-14 12:38:48 PM

sendtodave: DORG THINK TU INPRUDENTES.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

CHARACTER BREAK ACHIEVED! LOL!!!
 
2013-06-14 12:38:56 PM
Seriously cavemen, die:
bodylabfitness.com.au
heartcurrents.com
static.ddmcdn.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
hd.wallpaperswide.com
www.spaceanswers.com
 
2013-06-14 12:39:31 PM

griffer: No you are tiresome in this bizarre 'caveman' dialect which it actually a thinly disguised mockery of people with learning disabilities. Like a mental handicap black face. You should be proud.


Geico_Angry_Caveman.jpg
 
2013-06-14 12:39:35 PM

RedTank: Seriously cavemen, die:
[bodylabfitness.com.au image 590x392]
[heartcurrents.com image 460x341]
[static.ddmcdn.com image 400x300]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]
[hd.wallpaperswide.com image 510x330]
[www.spaceanswers.com image 616x438]


WHY YOU FORSAKE YORG, SHINY THINGS IN SKY AND NATURE?
 
2013-06-14 12:39:38 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG KNOW OF CAVE ELDERS AND KNOW WHAT CAVE ELDERS WOULD WANT.


EVEN ELDERS NOW FIGHT ABOUT ANCIENT ELDERS. GROG STUPID IF HE THINK HE KNOW WHEN EVEN ELDERS NOT DECIDE.
 
2013-06-14 12:39:49 PM

griffer: sendtodave: DORG THINK TU INPRUDENTES.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

CHARACTER BREAK ACHIEVED! LOL!!!


EFBEEDASHROCK IS ELDER?
 
2013-06-14 12:40:12 PM

06Wahoo: When did all-caps replies become acceptable?


bEcause gROgg noT DiSCRiMInate? aLL CaSEs aCCeptable heRe.
 
2013-06-14 12:40:29 PM

Diogenes: THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?


CAVE SEND PEOPLE TO LAND BEYOND WATER TO MAKE PEACE, BUT OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE THROW ROCKS AND STICKS.
STONEBAMA DO NOTHING!
MAINSTREAM CAVE WALL IGNORE SCANDAL
 
2013-06-14 12:40:35 PM

tbaughm: AWalleigh: I don't have a single thing to add to this thread, I just want to be able to say I was here when it happened.

EXISTENCE ACROSS SPACE AND TIME NOT IMPORTANT TO YORG


UGG NOT SURE...STRANGE BLUE BOX APPEAR YESTERDAY...SCRAWNY MALE WITH FUNNY VOICE WAS IN BOX.  FUNNY VOICE CLAIMS HE IS A DOCTOR
 
2013-06-14 12:40:57 PM

RobertBruce: InmanRoshi: Every libertarian utopia somehow revolves around people living off the land in some rural outpost.   The trouble is commerce and capitalism encourages population density.    I'd love to hear how libertarianism works in a condensed urban environment where 9 million people are forced to share a finite amount of resources and land.

Same as now, except without laws other than those that protect body and property.


A polluted shiathole full of untested and dangerous goods? Sounds like paradise.
 
2013-06-14 12:41:09 PM
img2u.info

ME JOHN BIG TREE
 
2013-06-14 12:41:32 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: brnt00: BRONT TAKE CAVE WOMEN OUT FOR NICE MAMMOTH STEAK. MAN WHO BRING MAMMOTH STEAK DEMAND 20% MORE ROCKS THAN ORIGINAL ROCK PRICE.  THIS STUPID SYSTEM.  ELDERS SHOULD PAY LIVING ROCKWAGE.

NO.  LIVING WAGE IS NEANDERSOCIALISM


WHEN FOOD BEARERS GET LIVING WAGE, AAG'S ROCKS LOSE VALUE.

AAG PAYING FOUR ROCKS FOR MILK TODAY. FEW MOONS PRIOR AAG ONLY PAY 1 ROCK FOR MILK.

THANKS STONEBAMA!
 
2013-06-14 12:41:39 PM

CheatCommando: Cussy-D: The ideals of freedom persevered for a long time in the country

Unless you were black, female, or native american.


..unless you were a subject to King George III? Nice cherry pick from my original comment.
 
2013-06-14 12:41:47 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: tbaughm: AWalleigh: I don't have a single thing to add to this thread, I just want to be able to say I was here when it happened.

EXISTENCE ACROSS SPACE AND TIME NOT IMPORTANT TO YORG

UGG NOT SURE...STRANGE BLUE BOX APPEAR YESTERDAY...SCRAWNY MALE WITH FUNNY VOICE WAS IN BOX.  FUNNY VOICE CLAIMS HE IS A DOCTOR


THAT MY UNCLE, PATROCK DEMPSEY.
 
2013-06-14 12:41:52 PM
adweek.blogs.com
 
2013-06-14 12:42:07 PM

griffer: verbaltoxin: griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.

DAG SAY LOOK OUT, WE DEAL WITH BAD ASS HERE!

Fark is a breeding ground for tiresome pedants.

No you are tiresome in this bizarre 'caveman' dialect which it actually a thinly disguised  mockery of people with learning disabilities. Like a mental handicap black face.  You should be proud.


CORG GIVE SOME OUT OF MANY. MAY GET BITES.
 
2013-06-14 12:42:47 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-14 12:42:54 PM
TACOS
 
2013-06-14 12:42:59 PM

serial_crusher: Diogenes: THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?

CAVE SEND PEOPLE TO LAND BEYOND WATER TO MAKE PEACE, BUT OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE THROW ROCKS AND STICKS.
STONEBAMA DO NOTHING!
MAINSTREAM CAVE WALL IGNORE SCANDAL


IS ROCKGHAZI A CAVE SCANDAL OR NOT.  UGG MUST KNOW
 
2013-06-14 12:43:11 PM

HeartBurnKid: griffer: verbaltoxin: griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.

DAG SAY LOOK OUT, WE DEAL WITH BAD ASS HERE!

Fark is a breeding ground for tiresome pedants.

No you are tiresome in this bizarre 'caveman' dialect which it actually a thinly disguised  mockery of people with learning disabilities. Like a mental handicap black face.  You should be proud.

CORG GIVE SOME OUT OF MANY. MAY GET BITES.


DRAK ONLY GIVE ROOT VEGETABLE/MANY. BORING.
 
2013-06-14 12:43:34 PM
Oh I say... Jolly good thread.

web.mit.edu
 
2013-06-14 12:43:41 PM

buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG KNOW OF CAVE ELDERS AND KNOW WHAT CAVE ELDERS WOULD WANT.

EVEN ELDERS NOW FIGHT ABOUT ANCIENT ELDERS. GROG STUPID IF HE THINK HE KNOW WHEN EVEN ELDERS NOT DECIDE.


GROG KNOW WHAT ELDERS WANT. CAVE ETCHINGS OF ELDERS ARE EASY TO READ. ETCHINGS ON CAVE DO NOT CHANGE.
 
2013-06-14 12:43:51 PM

RedTank: Can we get a volcano, a meteor, or like an ice age to get up in this thread and kill off these damn cavemen?

[www.prophecyfilm.com image 800x533]


THARG WANT TO KNOW WHY BRO MAD
 
2013-06-14 12:44:15 PM

buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG KNOW OF CAVE ELDERS AND KNOW WHAT CAVE ELDERS WOULD WANT.

EVEN ELDERS NOW FIGHT ABOUT ANCIENT ELDERS. GROG STUPID IF HE THINK HE KNOW WHEN EVEN ELDERS NOT DECIDE.


ELDERS SAY ELDERS UNDERSTAND SKY MAN'S WORDS. BUT AAG THINK ELDERS JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BABBY.
 
2013-06-14 12:44:17 PM

Ed Grubermann: A polluted shiathole full of untested and dangerous goods? Sounds like paradise.


Sort of like USSR?
 
2013-06-14 12:44:42 PM
It's funny he goes "It can never work" and then ignores that's the argument he is actually making.

But the other problem with his argument is the "Most" libertarian countries, also suck.

Here is the bullshiat:

A)

Non-Libertarian: Look these countries are the most "libertarian" in the world and they are shiatholes

Libertarian: OH! that's only because they are not LIBERTARIAN ENOUGH!

B)
Non-Libertarian:  Since no countries are "libertarian enough" doesn't mean that it's an impossible ideal?

Libertarian: No it's not it' just a goal.


You can't have it  both ways!!

Either A) You can use countries that have weak central governments that are horrible as an example of Libertarian polices
Or B) You can say the true ideals of libertarianism are too impossible to achieve in reality.

But what libertarians are trying to do is say some countries are "not libertarian enough" when you want to show how bad libertarianism policies are, but then when you want to show that libertarianism is an unworkable system the same countries magically become "libertarian enough".

If you think idealistic principals can't ever work in reality stop trying to farking make them reality then!!!
 
2013-06-14 12:45:20 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: AAG NOT HAPPY ABOUT BIG CAVE. BUT WHAT AAG CAN DO?

AAG LIVE ACROSS WATER. STILL AAG HAVE TO PAY BIG CAVE ROCKS.


AAG CAN GET EXEMPTION.  ASK YOUR ROCK COUNTER.
 
2013-06-14 12:45:32 PM
GORG WANT YOU TO DUMP OUT YOUR MILK SACKS OR LEAVE HIS CAVE
 
2013-06-14 12:45:42 PM

KiltedBastich: FloydA: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x375]

NOT ENOUGH MOONS PASS YET?

[i105.photobucket.com image 600x411]

Dammit man I'm going to get you for this. I just lost it again. I am not supposed to be face down on my desk laughing so hard I am crying. Thank goodness it's lunch hour.


i105.photobucket.com

WAKE UP MAMMOTHPLE!!
 
2013-06-14 12:46:01 PM

Ed Grubermann: RobertBruce: InmanRoshi: Every libertarian utopia somehow revolves around people living off the land in some rural outpost.   The trouble is commerce and capitalism encourages population density.    I'd love to hear how libertarianism works in a condensed urban environment where 9 million people are forced to share a finite amount of resources and land.

Same as now, except without laws other than those that protect body and property.

A polluted shiathole full of untested and dangerous goods? Sounds like paradise.


Kind of like now... or do you actually think the FDA is ethically run?
 
2013-06-14 12:46:06 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: serial_crusher: Diogenes: THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?

CAVE SEND PEOPLE TO LAND BEYOND WATER TO MAKE PEACE, BUT OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE THROW ROCKS AND STICKS.
STONEBAMA DO NOTHING!
MAINSTREAM CAVE WALL IGNORE SCANDAL

IS ROCKGHAZI A CAVE SCANDAL OR NOT.  UGG MUST KNOW


STONEBAMA STOPPED GROG FROM MAKING NEW CLAN. NEW CLAN WANT SHINY ROCKS FROM CAVE BUT ALSO WANT TO TAKE OVER CAVE, BUT STONEBAMA SINGLE GROG CLAN OUT. GROG LOOKING INTO POINTED STICK SOLUTION.
 
2013-06-14 12:46:06 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: gameshowhost: Aarontology: gameshowhost: TONDA WONDER IF OOK WAS COERCED.

OOK STILL FREE THANK SKY MAN.

TONDA HAPPY FOR YOU BUT STILL NOT CHIP IN FOR COFFEE.

HOT BROWN WATER ONLY FOR THOSE WHO EXCHANGE SHINY ROCKS FOR HUTS


YOU OWE FROOG SHINY ROCK, SPIT WATER ALL OVER PEBBLE BOARD, NOW DOES NOT WORK.
 
2013-06-14 12:46:20 PM

Surly U. Jest: RedTank: Can we get a volcano, a meteor, or like an ice age to get up in this thread and kill off these damn cavemen?

[www.prophecyfilm.com image 800x533]

THARG WANT TO KNOW WHY BRO MAD


I just think Tharg dosen't have a place in this world and it would be best if he just died by some natural disaster.
 
2013-06-14 12:46:33 PM

heap: [i39.tinypic.com image 300x300]


LOL
 
2013-06-14 12:46:45 PM
This is how stupid this argument is:

> I think the government should pay everyone millions of dollars.

>>Well you know that wouldn't work right?

>Well ok sure, it's ideal but I'll keep pushing for it because it's would be a great ideal.

Pushing something because you want it to work is stupid. Governments should be based on what works, not on what you want to happen.
 
2013-06-14 12:46:58 PM

heap:


THAG MUCH LAUGH ON GREAT COUNTNING NIGHT. FAT ASSHOLE SKEW BELIEVED OWN MAM