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(National Review)   Libertarianism is just an ideal   ( nationalreview.com) divider line
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2013-06-14 09:09:03 AM  
is an ideal of the greedy and self serving suggesting that left to their own, people will look after each other
 
2013-06-14 09:11:22 AM  
Liberterianism would work just fine if everyone just followed the rules.
 
2013-06-14 09:18:45 AM  

hinten: Liberterianism would work just fine if everyone just followed the rules.


And if there were no such thing as information asymmetry
 
2013-06-14 09:19:59 AM  
The libertarian idea is the only truly new political idea in the last couple thousand years.

Lolwut
 
2013-06-14 09:22:46 AM  

kronicfeld: The libertarian idea is the only truly new political idea in the last couple thousand years.

Lolwut


OOK NOT BELIEVE IN BIG STATIST CAVE. OOK BELIEVE IN INDIVIDUAL CAVEMAN LIBERTY.
 
2013-06-14 09:26:15 AM  
I wonder how the Christianist libertarians at NRO reconcile their belief in anarchy limited government with all of God's price-fixing and commercial regulation in the Bible.
 
2013-06-14 09:28:50 AM  
There has not been a "pure" and strict implementation of a political ideology in history, ever.

Oh, and I'm sure I need not remind everyone that this nonsensical tripe is written by a guy who wrote Liberal Fascism.  Yeah, let's listen to that guy with regard to political ideologies.
 
2013-06-14 09:29:19 AM  
OOK HAVE RIGHT TO ASSAULT ROCK. KEEP OOK FAMILY SAFE FROM TIGERS.
 
2013-06-14 09:31:09 AM  

Aarontology: kronicfeld: The libertarian idea is the only truly new political idea in the last couple thousand years.

Lolwut

OOK NOT BELIEVE IN BIG STATIST CAVE. OOK BELIEVE IN INDIVIDUAL CAVEMAN LIBERTY.


GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 09:31:23 AM  

mrshowrules: is an ideal of the greedy and self serving suggesting that left to their own, people will look after each other


If you think about it they did, they created a government.
 
2013-06-14 09:31:30 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.


YOU NOT CARVE THAT
 
2013-06-14 09:33:21 AM  
Libertarianism isn't even an ideal.  It's a fantasy world, populated by raw milk fanatics who want to pay for everything in gold bars, and career college kids who just want free weed.
 
2013-06-14 09:34:14 AM  
GROG BELIEVES MONKEYS NEED TO PULL THEMSELVES UP EVOLUTIONARY LADDER BY THEIR OWN BOOT STRAPS, ONCE THEY FORMULATE THE NECESSARY LANGUAGE AND TOOLMAKING ABILITIES TO MAKE OWN BOOTS. GROG WORKED HARD FOR BOOTS AND NO ONE GAVE GROG LANGUAGE OR TOOLS.
 
2013-06-14 09:34:50 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.


OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES
 
2013-06-14 09:35:58 AM  
Libertarians are the atheists of the political world, in that many of them will loudly and frequently tell you they are that thing, but a very small percentage of them -- a miniscule amount, really -- actually know what being that thing means. Most of them have chosen to self-label as a reaction to something else, not out of conscious selection, and almost none of them can identify more than the most patently obvious truisms about their "chosen" belief system. They know what they've been told, or what they've read about being told, and that's about it.
 
2013-06-14 09:36:39 AM  
Ayn Rand was a soviet double agent who collected Social Security.
 
2013-06-14 09:36:50 AM  

Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES


GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.
 
2013-06-14 09:38:44 AM  
Hand him a 100 and spackle on some bad makeup and he looks just like his smother.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-14 09:41:27 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.


TROG PAUL
 
2013-06-14 09:43:17 AM  
In the old Soviet Union, Mao's China, Pol Pot's Cambodia, and today's North Korea, they tried to move toward the ideal Communist system.

I must have missed the chapter where Marx wrote about the virtues of murderous authoritarian dictatorships.
 
2013-06-14 09:43:26 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.


UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.
 
2013-06-14 09:47:21 AM  
CROD HAVE MANY ROCKS.  ALL WANT CROD'S ROCKS.  BUT CROD LIKE ROCKS.  IF YOU DO ALL THAT CROD DEMANDS, CROD GIVE YOU ROCKS AS REWARD.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-14 09:48:34 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Libertarians are the atheists Christians of the political world, in that many of them will loudly and frequently tell you they are that thing, but a very small percentage of them -- a miniscule amount, really -- actually know what being that thing means. Most of them have chosen to self-label as a reaction to something else, not out of conscious selection, and almost none of them can identify more than the most patently obvious truisms about their "chosen" belief system. They know what they've been told, or what they've read about being told, and that's about it.


FTFY
 
2013-06-14 09:52:46 AM  

Diogenes: CROD HAVE MANY ROCKS.  ALL WANT CROD'S ROCKS.  BUT CROD LIKE ROCKS.  IF YOU DO ALL THAT CROD DEMANDS, CROD GIVE YOU ROCKS AS REWARD.


GROG SUPPORTS CROD'S RIGHT TO TAKE OTHERS' ROCKS IN HOPES THAT HE MIGHT GET ROCKS LATER.
 
2013-06-14 09:53:47 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.

UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.



TORG KILL DEER BUT WON'T SHARE MEAT.  HALF WILL SPOIL, BUT THAT OKAY. MAYBE YOU LEARN TO KILL DEER YOURSELF NEXT TIME.
 
2013-06-14 09:56:01 AM  
Let me see if I can sum it up:

coreybradshaw.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-14 09:56:53 AM  
OOK HAVE ASSAULT SLING TO KEEP SHINY ROCK AND LITTLE OOK SAFE.
 
2013-06-14 10:00:47 AM  

Aarontology: OOK HAVE ASSAULT SLING TO KEEP SHINY ROCK AND LITTLE OOK SAFE.


GROG STOCKPILING POINTED STICKS FOR EVENTUAL WAR WITH SABRE TOOTHED TIGERS.
 
2013-06-14 10:05:48 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.

UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.


BROK HELP UGG. BROK PACKAGE MANY CAVE INTO CONSTRUCT BROK CALL CREDIT ROCK SWAP. VERY SIMPLE. UGG AND CAVE OWNER PAY BROK ROCKS, IF CAVE COLLAPSE THEN BROK STILL KEEPS ROCKS AND TAKE YOUR WOMAN IF STILL ALIVE. IT VERY COMPLICATED. SIGN HERE. YOU NOT GO BROKE WITH BROK.
 
2013-06-14 10:06:28 AM  
TORP TRY BUILD SOCIETY HERE, YOU NOT LIKE IT YOU MOVE TO CAVE IN LAND BEYOND WATER WHICH TORP NOW CALL SOMALIA
 
2013-06-14 10:06:51 AM  
IF OOG WANT TO SMOKE WEED, OOG IS GROWN MAN!
 
2013-06-14 10:07:18 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: OOK HAVE ASSAULT SLING TO KEEP SHINY ROCK AND LITTLE OOK SAFE.

GROG STOCKPILING POINTED STICKS FOR EVENTUAL WAR WITH SABRE TOOTHED TIGERS.


CAREFUL. OOK HEAR BIG CAVE TRY TRICK GROG INTO BUYING SAWED OFF STICK IN STING BY BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK
 
2013-06-14 10:09:01 AM  

Aarontology: BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK


Aarontology: BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK


Aarontology: BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK

 
2013-06-14 10:09:52 AM  

WI241TH: TORG KILL DEER BUT WON'T SHARE MEAT. HALF WILL SPOIL, BUT THAT OKAY. MAYBE YOU LEARN TO KILL DEER YOURSELF NEXT TIME.


TORP NO NEED BUREAUCRATIC GOVERNMENT AGENCY TELL HIM IF SPOILED MEAT BAD FOR TORP OR NOT BAD FOR TORP
 
2013-06-14 10:12:03 AM  
This thread has become completely silly, and I demand it be stopped at once
biobreak.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-14 10:12:41 AM  
CROD THINK YOU ALL CRAZY.  CROD GO START NEW CAVESTITUTION TRIBE.
 
2013-06-14 10:13:57 AM  

BunkoSquad: TORP TRY BUILD SOCIETY HERE, YOU NOT LIKE IT YOU MOVE TO CAVE IN LAND BEYOND WATER WHICH TORP NOW CALL SOMALIA


GROND SEE LAND BEYOND WATER FROM TOP OF CAVE. GROND PROTECT.
 
2013-06-14 10:14:24 AM  
OOG WANT TO HIT SHOOG ON HEAD WITH ROCK AND MATE BUT NOT FORM BABBY. WHY WON'T GOVERNMENT LET OOG BUY LION SKIN TO WRAP LIL'OOG?
 
2013-06-14 10:14:28 AM  
OOK THINK SMOKE SIGNAL TAPPING IS VIOLATION OF OOK RIGHTS.
 
2013-06-14 10:14:29 AM  
I think Fark should send Gary Larsen some royalty checks for this thread...
 
2013-06-14 10:15:45 AM  

Aarontology: OOK THINK SMOKE SIGNAL TAPPING IS VIOLATION OF OOK RIGHTS.


IF OOK DO NOTHING WRONG, OOK SHOULD SHUT UP
 
2013-06-14 10:17:04 AM  

kronicfeld: GROND SEE LAND BEYOND WATER FROM TOP OF CAVE. GROND PROTECT.


GROND SOON BE GREETED WITH FLOWERS AS LIBERATOR OF LAND GROND PROTECT
 
2013-06-14 10:17:42 AM  

Diogenes: Aarontology: OOK THINK SMOKE SIGNAL TAPPING IS VIOLATION OF OOK RIGHTS.

IF OOK DO NOTHING WRONG, OOK SHOULD SHUT UP


OOK FREE MAN. DON'T TREAD ON OOK.
 
2013-06-14 10:18:17 AM  
OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING
 
2013-06-14 10:19:38 AM  

BunkoSquad: kronicfeld: GROND SEE LAND BEYOND WATER FROM TOP OF CAVE. GROND PROTECT.

GROND SOON BE GREETED WITH FLOWERS AS LIBERATOR OF LAND GROND PROTECT


GROND SHOULD STAY OUT OF OTHERS' AFFAIRS.  WE HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS IN HOME CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 10:20:02 AM  

Aarontology: Diogenes: Aarontology: OOK THINK SMOKE SIGNAL TAPPING IS VIOLATION OF OOK RIGHTS.

IF OOK DO NOTHING WRONG, OOK SHOULD SHUT UP

OOK FREE MAN. DON'T TREAD ON OOK.


OOK WANT INVADERS FROM LAND BEYOND WATER TO STEAL HIS ROCKS???  THEN OOK STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT RIGHTS, OR OOK NO LOVE HOMECAVE
 
2013-06-14 10:20:32 AM  

Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING


THIS BAD OMEN....FOR STONEBAMA
 
2013-06-14 10:20:53 AM  

BunkoSquad: kronicfeld: GROND SEE LAND BEYOND WATER FROM TOP OF CAVE. GROND PROTECT.

GROND SOON BE GREETED WITH FLOWERS AS LIBERATOR OF LAND GROND PROTECT


WILL GROND GET ENOUGH ROCKS AND STICKS TO PAY FOR COST OF PROTECTING LAND BEYOND WATER?
 
2013-06-14 10:21:36 AM  

Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING


BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.
 
2013-06-14 10:22:04 AM  
STONEBAMA WENT TO LAND BEYOND WATER FOR VACATION WITH UGLY CAVE WOMAN AND COST GROG 40000000 DINOSAUR BONES PER DAY
 
2013-06-14 10:22:34 AM  

what_now: OOK WANT INVADERS FROM LAND BEYOND WATER TO STEAL HIS ROCKS??? THEN OOK STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT RIGHTS, OR OOK NO LOVE HOMECAVE


NO BLOOD FOR PELTS! IROCK IS NOT THREAT TO OOK.

BunkoSquad: THIS BAD OMEN....FOR STONEBAMA


THIS STONEBAMA BATTLE OF ROCKERLOO.
 
2013-06-14 10:23:30 AM  

bdub77: BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.


DON'T STEAL FROM OOKCARE TO PAY FOR SOCIALIZED WITCH DOCTOR
 
2013-06-14 10:23:35 AM  

bdub77: Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING

BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.


BROK NOW SICK, FOUND OUT HE HAS PREEXISTING STONEDITION. BROK NOW IN FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE.
 
2013-06-14 10:24:17 AM  
TRONK THINK STONE TAXES LEGAL THEFT AT POINT OF STICK
 
2013-06-14 10:24:41 AM  
greece.greekreporter.com

OOK. I AM DISAPPOINT.
 
2013-06-14 10:24:55 AM  
TRONK WONDER WHY CAVE MAN ALWAYS YELL
 
2013-06-14 10:25:37 AM  

what_now: STONEBAMA WENT TO LAND BEYOND WATER FOR VACATION WITH UGLY CAVE WOMAN AND COST GROG 40000000 DINOSAUR BONES PER DAY


UGLY CAVE WOMAN TELL TORP EAT TREE BARK AND BUGS WHILE UGLY CAVE WOMAN EAT UPPITY MAMMOTH MEAT HELD OVER FIRE AND ARUGULA
 
2013-06-14 10:25:41 AM  
SHOOG NO WANT CAVE MANS FROM LAND OVER HILL. THEY BE TAKING SHOOG JOB
 
2013-06-14 10:26:54 AM  

bdub77: BROK NOW SICK, FOUND OUT HE HAS PREEXISTING STONEDITION. BROK NOW IN FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE.


LITTLE OOK HIT LIFETIME SHINY ROCK LIMIT FOR CARE. OOK CONFLICTED.
 
2013-06-14 10:27:29 AM  

what_now: [greece.greekreporter.com image 240x312]

OOK. I AM DISAPPOINT.


OOK SAY COME AT ME OOG.
 
2013-06-14 10:27:54 AM  

bdub77: Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING

BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.


TORG NO WANT WOMEN TO USE TORG'S ROCKS TO STOP BABBYS. WOMEN SHOULD FIND OWN ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 10:28:22 AM  

Jackson Herring: TRONK WONDER WHY CAVE MAN ALWAYS YELL


LOW CASE FORCE ON CAVE BY CORRUPT TRONKVERNMENT PAID OFF BY SHARP STICK MAKER. THIS GROND WHOLE CASE POINT.
 
2013-06-14 10:28:57 AM  

Aarontology: bdub77: BROK NOW SICK, FOUND OUT HE HAS PREEXISTING STONEDITION. BROK NOW IN FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE.

LITTLE OOK HIT LIFETIME SHINY ROCK LIMIT FOR CARE. OOK CONFLICTED.


BROK NOTICE LAND UP NORTH OWE NO ROCKS TO OTHER LANDS AND OFFER UNIVERSAL PELTCARE. IF STONEBAMA RE-ELECTED WILL MOVE TO THIS PLACE.
 
2013-06-14 10:29:22 AM  
VONK JUST WANT FREEDOM TO SACRIFICE FIRST BORN LAMB TO STATUE OF FERTILITY GODDESS IN PUBLIC.
 
2013-06-14 10:29:42 AM  

STONEBAMA
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4.bp.blogspot.com

 
2013-06-14 10:30:11 AM  

WI241TH: bdub77: Aarontology: OOK NEED SEE BAROCK STONEBAMA LONG FORM CAVE ETCHING

BROK NOT FAVOR OF THIS STONEBAMACARE. COST TOO MANY ROCKS. BROK HEALTHY, BROK NEVER GET SICK.

TORG NO WANT WOMEN TO USE TORG'S ROCKS TO STOP BABBYS. WOMEN SHOULD FIND OWN ROCKS.


BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.
 
2013-06-14 10:31:16 AM  
ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.
 
2013-06-14 10:31:17 AM  

bdub77: BROK NOTICE LAND UP NORTH OWE NO ROCKS TO OTHER LANDS AND OFFER UNIVERSAL PELTCARE. IF STONEBAMA RE-ELECTED WILL MOVE TO THIS PLACE.


LAND UP NORTH HAVE STICK CONTROL. LAND UP NORTH NOT FREE.
 
2013-06-14 10:31:22 AM  
GORG HAVE STRANGEST BONE THING RIGHT NOW.
 
2013-06-14 10:31:37 AM  

Jackson Herring: STONEMABA
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v    v       v    v

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x533]


ME FIX FOR YOU.  COST 5 ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 10:32:02 AM  

bdub77: BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.


WHEN CAVEMAN TRY HIT CAVEWOMAN WITH CLUB AND DRAG CAVEWOMAN AWAY, CAVEWOMAN HAVE WAY OF SHUTTING THAT WHOLE THING DOWN
 
2013-06-14 10:32:42 AM  
THAG ASK WHY BIG CAVE TELL HIM NO MATE WITH SMILODON. THAG NOT PUT UP WITH BIG CAVE TELLING THAG HOW MATE. THAG BE BACK SOON.
 
2013-06-14 10:33:43 AM  

bdub77: ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.


TROG AGREE WITH ROCKNEY "LEMON, WET, GOOD" PLATFORM. ROCKNEY OFFER BOLD LEADERSHIP FOR COMING HARVEST SEASONS
 
2013-06-14 10:33:51 AM  
TRONK NOT THINK OF MORT ROCKNEY FIRST :(
 
2013-06-14 10:33:52 AM  

bdub77: ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.


ROCKNEY HIDES HUNDREDS OF PELTS IN LAND BEYOND SEA AND COMPLAINS THAT HIS PELT TAX TOO HIGH. SHOOB NOT TRUST ROCKYEY
 
2013-06-14 10:34:49 AM  
OOK MATE HAVE BABBY. OOK NAME BABBY RAND.
 
2013-06-14 10:34:55 AM  
I'm laughing harder than I have all day so far from this thread, bravo all
 
2013-06-14 10:35:01 AM  

BunkoSquad: bdub77: BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.

WHEN CAVEMAN TRY HIT CAVEWOMAN WITH CLUB AND DRAG CAVEWOMAN AWAY, CAVEWOMAN HAVE WAY OF SHUTTING THAT WHOLE THING DOWN


BROK AGREE, BIG SKY MAN TELL BROK THAT BABBY FROM CLUBBING IS WILL OF BIG SKY MAN.
 
2013-06-14 10:35:05 AM  

BunkoSquad: bdub77: ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.

TROG AGREE WITH ROCKNEY "LEMON, WET, GOOD" PLATFORM. ROCKNEY OFFER BOLD LEADERSHIP FOR COMING HARVEST SEASONS


CROD NOT BELIEVE ROCKNEY WHEN SAY HE MAKE ROCK FROM THIN AIR.
 
2013-06-14 10:35:46 AM  

bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.

UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.

BROK HELP UGG. BROK PACKAGE MANY CAVE INTO CONSTRUCT BROK CALL CREDIT ROCK SWAP. VERY SIMPLE. UGG AND CAVE OWNER PAY BROK ROCKS, IF CAVE COLLAPSE THEN BROK STILL KEEPS ROCKS AND TAKE YOUR WOMAN IF STILL ALIVE. IT VERY COMPLICATED. SIGN HERE. YOU NOT GO BROKE WITH BROK.


BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER.  UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING.  THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM
 
2013-06-14 10:36:33 AM  
BEST THREAD EVER.
 
2013-06-14 10:36:42 AM  

bdub77: BunkoSquad: bdub77: BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.

WHEN CAVEMAN TRY HIT CAVEWOMAN WITH CLUB AND DRAG CAVEWOMAN AWAY, CAVEWOMAN HAVE WAY OF SHUTTING THAT WHOLE THING DOWN

BROK AGREE, BIG SKY MAN TELL BROK THAT BABBY FROM CLUBBING IS WILL OF BIG SKY MAN.


TODAK SAY WOMAN NO HAVE BABBY IF CLUB. SAY BABBY NOT MAKE IF CLUB BECAUSE WOMAN NOT LIKE CLUB.

WE TELL TODAK IS NOT TRUE; MANY BABBY HAPPEN AFTER CLUB. TODAK VERY STUPID.
 
2013-06-14 10:36:45 AM  
WHY ROCKNEY HAVE HORSE THAT DANCE?
 
2013-06-14 10:37:02 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM


CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT
 
2013-06-14 10:37:12 AM  
BIG SKY MAN ALSO TELL BROK THAT IF MAN DRAG OTHER MAN INTO CAVE, BIG SKY MAN LAW IS VIOLATED, EVEN IF BROK NOT AFFECTED BY IT.
 
2013-06-14 10:37:14 AM  
Libertarianism is the most misunderstood of all political philosophies. It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology: Individualism, personal accountability, enterprise and discovery. What conservatism and liberalism have discarded in their race to bury the age of enlightenment, libertarianism seeks to restore. The problem is people need such an affront to care that we are lead into the dark recesses by both the progressives and the conservatives.
 
2013-06-14 10:37:18 AM  

bdub77: BunkoSquad: bdub77: BROK THINK NO PROBLEM IF WOMEN BE LESS LOOSE AND SIMPLY PUT ASPARAGUS BETWEEN LEGS.

WHEN CAVEMAN TRY HIT CAVEWOMAN WITH CLUB AND DRAG CAVEWOMAN AWAY, CAVEWOMAN HAVE WAY OF SHUTTING THAT WHOLE THING DOWN

BROK AGREE, BIG SKY MAN TELL BROK THAT BABBY FROM CLUBBING IS WILL OF BIG SKY MAN.


THAT WHAT YOU GET FOR CLUBBING WITH STRANGE CAVEWOMAN.  UGG TRY TO WARN YOU.  CAVEWUBS ARE DANGEROUS
 
2013-06-14 10:37:41 AM  

BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT


TORG CHOSE CAVE AT LOW TIDE. TORG NOT SMART
 
2013-06-14 10:37:46 AM  
WHAR STONEBAMA LONG BIRTH ROCK
WHAR
 
2013-06-14 10:38:25 AM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: TODAK SAY WOMAN NO HAVE BABBY IF CLUB. SAY BABBY NOT MAKE IF CLUB BECAUSE WOMAN NOT LIKE CLUB.

WE TELL TODAK IS NOT TRUE; MANY BABBY HAPPEN AFTER CLUB. TODAK VERY STUPID.


TORG SAY THERE "LEGITIMATE CLUBBING" AND OTHER CLUBBINGS, IF CAVEMEN KNOW WHAT TORG SAYIN'
 
2013-06-14 10:38:41 AM  

lockers: Libertarianism is the most misunderstood of all political philosophies. It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology: Individualism, personal accountability, enterprise and discovery. What conservatism and liberalism have discarded in their race to bury the age of enlightenment, libertarianism seeks to restore. The problem is people need such an affront to care that we are lead into the dark recesses by both the progressives and the conservatives.


THAG DISLIKE WORD WITH PUNY LETTERS. YOU MUST BE MAN WHO AFRAID TO MATE WITH SMILODON. WHY YOU HATE FREEDOM?
 
2013-06-14 10:39:17 AM  

what_now: WHY ROCKNEY HAVE HORSE THAT DANCE?


LEAVE ROCKFALCA ALONE
 
2013-06-14 10:39:19 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WILL TRADE ROCK FOR STICK WHICH GROG FASHIONED BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT HELP FROM BIG CAVE.

OOK ACCEPT OFFER, BUT TRANSACTION ON BITCAVECOIN TO AVOID TAXES

GROG ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SHINY ROCKS IN CASE OF CAVE COLLAPSE.

UGG OFFER INSURANCE IN CASE CAVE COLLAPSE.  SIGN NAME HERE, AND PAY UGG TWO ROCKS PER FULL MOON CYCLE.  NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, UGG SAY.

BROK HELP UGG. BROK PACKAGE MANY CAVE INTO CONSTRUCT BROK CALL CREDIT ROCK SWAP. VERY SIMPLE. UGG AND CAVE OWNER PAY BROK ROCKS, IF CAVE COLLAPSE THEN BROK STILL KEEPS ROCKS AND TAKE YOUR WOMAN IF STILL ALIVE. IT VERY COMPLICATED. SIGN HERE. YOU NOT GO BROKE WITH BROK.

BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER.  UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING.  THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM


UGG SIMPLY REPLACE DULL ROCK SLAB WITH SHINY ROCK SLAB AND REPLACE SOFT FLOOR WITH HARDER SHINY FLOOR. THIS MAKE HOUSE WORTH MORE.
 
2013-06-14 10:39:27 AM  

lockers: It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology:


The bootstrappy guy with all the slaves?
 
2013-06-14 10:39:30 AM  
As someone with caveperson ancestors, I find this all-caps mockery of cavian dialect offensive.
 
2013-06-14 10:39:38 AM  

BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT


TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL
 
2013-06-14 10:40:10 AM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: TODAK SAY WOMAN NO HAVE BABBY IF CLUB. SAY BABBY NOT MAKE IF CLUB BECAUSE WOMAN NOT LIKE CLUB.

WE TELL TODAK IS NOT TRUE; MANY BABBY HAPPEN AFTER CLUB. TODAK VERY STUPID.


WOMAN WANT MANY BABBY. GROND NOT WANT. WHY GROND MUST GIVE ONE THIRD OF PELT AND MEAT AND ROCK TO WOMAN? WHAR GROND CHOICE?
 
2013-06-14 10:40:14 AM  
TORG NUGGET SUPPORTS RIGHT TO ASSAULT STICKS
 
2013-06-14 10:40:16 AM  
IF TRIBE DOWN STREAM NOT WANT DRINK FROM RIVER WHERE OOK POOP, TRIBE DOWNSTREAM CAN MOVE. OOK NOT NEED BIG CAVE TO TELL OOK WHERE OOK POOP.
 
2013-06-14 10:40:29 AM  

BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT


THIS NOT PROBLEM. TORG HAVE 'WATERFRONT CAVE'.
 
2013-06-14 10:41:11 AM  
New? I suspect humanity has always had its share of selfish assholes.
 
2013-06-14 10:41:53 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL


TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 10:42:43 AM  

lockers: Libertarianism is the most misunderstood of all political philosophies. It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology: Individualism, personal accountability, enterprise and discovery. What conservatism and liberalism have discarded in their race to bury the age of enlightenment, libertarianism seeks to restore. The problem is people need such an affront to care that we are lead into the dark recesses by both the progressives and the conservatives.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-14 10:42:44 AM  

kronicfeld: Obama's Reptiloid Master: TODAK SAY WOMAN NO HAVE BABBY IF CLUB. SAY BABBY NOT MAKE IF CLUB BECAUSE WOMAN NOT LIKE CLUB.

WE TELL TODAK IS NOT TRUE; MANY BABBY HAPPEN AFTER CLUB. TODAK VERY STUPID.

WOMAN WANT MANY BABBY. GROND NOT WANT. WHY GROND MUST GIVE ONE THIRD OF PELT AND MEAT AND ROCK TO WOMAN? WHAR GROND CHOICE?


GROND HAVE CHOICE. GROND NO MATE WOMAN. MATE OOK OR OOG. MAYBE EVEN MATE SMILODON. NO BABBY. SKY MAN MAYBE GET MAD; THAG NOT KNOW. THAG DO KNOW KEEP ALL PELTS IF NOT MATE WOMAN.

THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.
 
2013-06-14 10:43:01 AM  

mrshowrules: is an ideal of the greedy and self serving suggesting that left to their own, people will look after each other


Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.
 
2013-06-14 10:43:13 AM  
GROND WANT BIG CAVE BE SMART LIKE SKY MAN. GROND WANT BIG CAVE PROTECT GROND FROM MAMMOTH AND TIGER. BUT NO BIG CAVE NO DARE READ WALLS OR SMOKE SIGNAL OR GROND ANGRY!
 
2013-06-14 10:43:37 AM  
TORG AND EEK NOT TORG AND OOK
SKY MAN ONLY RECOGNIZE STRAIGHT CAVEAGE
 
2013-06-14 10:44:18 AM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.


THAG SAY GROND HAVE WOMAN PROBLEM, THAG FEEL BAD FOR GROND, SON?
 
2013-06-14 10:45:35 AM  

Lochsteppe: As someone with caveperson ancestors, I find this all-caps mockery of cavian dialect offensive.


CROD MOCK ROCKLY CORRECT MAN WHO NOT DRAG KNUCKLES
 
2013-06-14 10:45:37 AM  

kronicfeld: GROND WANT BIG CAVE BE SMART LIKE SKY MAN. GROND WANT BIG CAVE PROTECT GROND FROM MAMMOTH AND TIGER. BUT NO BIG CAVE NO DARE READ WALLS OR SMOKE SIGNAL OR GROND ANGRY!


MAYBE GROND NOT MAKE SMOKE SIGNAL OR CAVE DRAWING WHERE ALL SEE? GROND NOT REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT SECRET IS. WHEN GROND WAKE UP IN FRONT OF CAVE WITH SMILODON BENEATH HIM, ALL KNOW GROND MATE SMILODON. BUT IS OK; IS FREE CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 10:45:37 AM  
WHEN BIG CAVE GONE, HIRE FIGHT-SOLVER CLAN TO HIT BAD MEN. IF BAD MEN HIRE DIFFERENT FIGHT-SOLVER CLAN, THEY GET TOGETHER AND WORK IT OUT WITHOUT FIGHT.

THIS WHAT CAVEMEN REALLY THINK.
 
2013-06-14 10:45:46 AM  

bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.


YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS
 
2013-06-14 10:45:55 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-14 10:46:37 AM  

kronicfeld: Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.

THAG SAY GROND HAVE WOMAN PROBLEM, THAG FEEL BAD FOR GROND, SON?


BROK WOMAN COOK FOR HIM AND ALWAYS GIVE HIM ROCK JOBS. NEVER HAVE PROBLEM.
 
2013-06-14 10:46:38 AM  
OOK NO WANT NEANDERTHAL TO TAKE OOK JOB.
 
2013-06-14 10:46:41 AM  
BRAP MOVE ALL NRO THREADS CAVEMAN THREADS NOW ON.
 
2013-06-14 10:46:57 AM  
STONEBAMA TARGETED PTERODACTYL ATTACKS VIOLATION OF DUE PROCESS
 
2013-06-14 10:47:09 AM  

tricycleracer: TORG AND EEK NOT TORG AND OOK
SKY MAN ONLY RECOGNIZE STRAIGHT CAVEAGE


CROD SAY YOU INSECURE IN SIZE OF OWN CLUB
 
2013-06-14 10:47:10 AM  
This did not go the direction I thought it would.
 
2013-06-14 10:47:21 AM  

bdub77: kronicfeld: Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.

THAG SAY GROND HAVE WOMAN PROBLEM, THAG FEEL BAD FOR GROND, SON?

BROK WOMAN COOK FOR HIM AND ALWAYS GIVE HIM ROCK JOBS. NEVER HAVE PROBLEM.


BROK WOMAN REAL DOLL? BROK kwame?
 
2013-06-14 10:47:23 AM  
STONE

Grand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS


STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE
 
2013-06-14 10:48:16 AM  

bdub77: ROCKNEY OFFERING MORE ROCKS IF WE ELECT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE BIG LIAR BUT HE SAYS REALLY GOOD STUFF.


GROND HEAR TAGG WANT SPEAR MAN MAKE FUN OF ROCKNEY.
 
2013-06-14 10:48:22 AM  

verbaltoxin: This did not go the direction I thought it would.


Indeed, but I'm LOL'ing pretty hard over here.
 
2013-06-14 10:48:44 AM  
TORP SHAKE HEAD AT CAVESHEEPLE IN THREAD WHO NOT SEE WRITING ON CAVE WALL
 
2013-06-14 10:48:46 AM  

bglove25: BRAP MOVE ALL NRO THREADS CAVEMAN THREADS NOW ON.


SHOOG NOT SURE SHOULD CALL OUT MOD LIKE THAT
 
2013-06-14 10:49:14 AM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.


IF YOU HAVING WOMAN HURTS, MOG HURT FOR YOU; MOG HAVE MANY HURTS, BUT NOT WOMAN.

// MOG CHILD NAMED BLOO IVEE
 
2013-06-14 10:49:36 AM  
It's not uncommon for boys to experiment with libertarianism when they go off to college. Most outgrow it.
 
2013-06-14 10:49:40 AM  

verbaltoxin: This did not go the direction I thought it would.


Probably, but at least it went in a very funny direction.  :D

/BTW, isn't all CAPS typing required to speak to Lord REDACTED??  ;)
 
2013-06-14 10:49:40 AM  

verbaltoxin: mrshowrules: is an ideal of the greedy and self serving suggesting that left to their own, people will look after each other

Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.


That, or it just becomes a hellscape of torture, rape diseases, famine and murder.  It really can go either way.
 
2013-06-14 10:50:04 AM  

what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE


STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.
 
2013-06-14 10:50:33 AM  
What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin on in here?
 
2013-06-14 10:50:35 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.

IF YOU HAVING WOMAN HURTS, MOG HURT FOR YOU; MOG HAVE MANY HURTS, BUT NOT WOMAN.

// MOG CHILD NAMED BLOO IVEE


MOG WOMAN VERY HOT. MOG HAVE ALL LUCK.
 
2013-06-14 10:51:21 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Libertarians are the atheists of the political world, in that many of them will loudly and frequently tell you they are that thing, but a very small percentage of them -- a miniscule amount, really -- actually know what being that thing means. Most of them have chosen to self-label as a reaction to something else, not out of conscious selection, and almost none of them can identify more than the most patently obvious truisms about their "chosen" belief system. They know what they've been told, or what they've read about being told, and that's about it.


Most atheists don't know not to believe in gods?

/or to believe in no gods, depending on how annoying you want to be
 
2013-06-14 10:51:21 AM  
I want to make babies with this thread.
 
2013-06-14 10:51:31 AM  

bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE. TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE. THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.


STONEBAMA PUT GROUND SEED FROM ONE PLANT ON MEAT, NOT GROUND FRUIT FROM OTHER PLANT. STONEBAMA DERANGE!
 
2013-06-14 10:51:48 AM  

Diogenes: tricycleracer: TORG AND EEK NOT TORG AND OOK
SKY MAN ONLY RECOGNIZE STRAIGHT CAVEAGE

CROD SAY YOU INSECURE IN SIZE OF OWN CLUB


CAVE DOCTOR HAS BLUE ROCK TO FIX THAT.  BUT IF CLUB STAY LARGER FOR HALF SUN CYCLE, SEE CAVE ER
 
2013-06-14 10:51:55 AM  

bglove25: BRAP MOVE ALL NRO THREADS CAVEMAN THREADS NOW ON.


TORP THINK THIS BEST IDEA SINCE URD GROUND WHEAT INTO FLOUR, ADDED YEAST SALT AND WATER, LEFT IN FIRE BOX FOR LENGTH OF TIME, THEN TOOK IT OUT AND SLICED IT
 
2013-06-14 10:52:37 AM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Dr Dreidel: Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.

IF YOU HAVING WOMAN HURTS, MOG HURT FOR YOU; MOG HAVE MANY HURTS, BUT NOT WOMAN.

// MOG CHILD NAMED BLOO IVEE

MOG WOMAN VERY HOT. MOG HAVE ALL LUCK.


shot97.com

// not that I disagree
// BeyBey's reaction to this thread
 
2013-06-14 10:52:49 AM  

mrshowrules: verbaltoxin: mrshowrules: is an ideal of the greedy and self serving suggesting that left to their own, people will look after each other

Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.

That, or it just becomes a hellscape of torture, rape diseases, famine and murder.  It really can go either way.


There are many failed states where this occurred, but they didn't set out to be libertarian societies in the Western world. I'm saying in our society, if we tried to have libertarianism, we'd end up right back where we are now, eventually.
 
2013-06-14 10:53:05 AM  
OOK HAVE MANY CAVE PAINTINGS OF BEYONCE THAT OOK LOOK AT IN PRIVATE TIME.
 
2013-06-14 10:53:26 AM  

make me some tea: What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin on in here?


THREAD NOW STONES
 
2013-06-14 10:53:29 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Dr Dreidel: Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG SAY THAG HAVE MANY THINGS HURT, BUT WOMAN NOT MAKE THAG HURT.

IF YOU HAVING WOMAN HURTS, MOG HURT FOR YOU; MOG HAVE MANY HURTS, BUT NOT WOMAN.

// MOG CHILD NAMED BLOO IVEE

MOG WOMAN VERY HOT. MOG HAVE ALL LUCK.

// not that I disagree
// BeyBey's reaction to this thread


SHOW BEST PART OF MOG WOMAN. IS THIGH. MAYBE ASS.
 
2013-06-14 10:53:42 AM  

bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.


THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?
 
2013-06-14 10:54:16 AM  
OH LOOK IT THIS CAVE ETCHING AGAIN
 
2013-06-14 10:54:22 AM  
VORG HEAR STONEBAMA HAVE MAGIC TOOL MAKE SUN GOD AND MOON GOD TRAVEL BACKWARDS
 
2013-06-14 10:54:31 AM  

Diogenes: bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.

THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?


STONEBAMA TRICKY.
 
2013-06-14 10:55:04 AM  
OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.
 
2013-06-14 10:55:10 AM  
BROK NOT NOTICE BUT OTHERS NOTICE STONEBAMA DIFFERENT COLOR, MAKE BROK AGITATED FOR SOME REASON.
 
2013-06-14 10:55:46 AM  

vernonFL: VORG HEAR STONEBAMA HAVE MAGIC TOOL MAKE SUN GOD AND MOON GOD TRAVEL BACKWARDS


TROG BELIEVE ROCKBAMA HISTORY BIGGEST RAPTOR
 
2013-06-14 10:55:49 AM  

what_now: lockers: It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology:

The bootstrappy guy with all the slaves?


Libertarianism only works if you have an army of slaves:
www.angryflower.com
 
2013-06-14 10:56:20 AM  

verbaltoxin: Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.


Which of these stages is Somalia in?
 
2013-06-14 10:57:44 AM  
mrshowrules
That, or it just becomes a hellscape of torture, rape diseases, famine and murder. It really can go either way.

MOOG THINK THAT SOUND LIKE GOOD TIME, MAKE HAPPEN TO FUNNY-TALKERS IN OTHER CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 10:57:49 AM  
IS CAVEGHAZI A SCANDAL YET?
 
2013-06-14 10:58:10 AM  
Also:

home.comcast.net
 
2013-06-14 10:58:33 AM  

Diogenes: bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.

THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?


BECAUSE FREEDOM WHY YOU NO GET THAT
 
2013-06-14 10:58:34 AM  
CAPS LOCK so easy even the cavemen can do it.
 
2013-06-14 10:59:44 AM  
WHY TRIBE FROM ACROSS RIVER NOT HOOT AND WHISTLE LIKE OOK TRIBE? THEY IN OOK LAND, THEY SPEAK LIKE OOK.
 
2013-06-14 10:59:58 AM  
Jonah Goldberg

*closes tab*

/I know, I know, why'd I open it in the first place
 
2013-06-14 11:00:21 AM  

roddack: CAPS LOCK so easy even the cavemen can do it.


BRAP OLD SKOOL. KEEP TINY FINGER ON SHIFT.
 
2013-06-14 11:00:25 AM  
Angry caveman meme is a pleasant surprise. Well done fellas.
 
2013-06-14 11:00:48 AM  
roddack
CAPS LOCK so easy even the cavemen can do it.

CAPS LOCK AM CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL
 
2013-06-14 11:01:14 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: what_now: lockers: It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology:

The bootstrappy guy with all the slaves?

Libertarianism only works if you have an army of slaves:
[www.angryflower.com image 790x416]


THIS AM THROG GALT. ALL YOU IN CAVES LISTEN TO PEOPLE IN CAVES, YOU GIVE ROCKS TO PEOPLE WITH NO ROCKS. ME HAVE ROCKS, BUT ROCKS NOT IMPORTANT. ME HAVE IDEAS OF ROCKS, MAKE ME BETTER, PAY ROCKS TO OTHER PEOPLE BUT THEY OWE ME FOR ROCK IDEAS. ME MAKE FIRE. WATCH CAVES BURN WHILE I HAVE ALL ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 11:01:53 AM  

Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.


YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.
 
2013-06-14 11:02:26 AM  
SLARG READ THIS WHOLE ETCHING. SLARG NOW LAUGH AT WORKCAVE. OTHER CAVEWORKERS LOOK FUNNY AT SLARG.

SLARG FEARS CAVEBOSS FINDING SLARG LAUGHING.

WORKCAVE NO PLACE FOR LAUGHTIME.
 
2013-06-14 11:02:48 AM  
LOOK, THRAG BIDEN RUB WATER ON WHEEL IN FRONT BIG CAVE
 
2013-06-14 11:03:01 AM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Diogenes: bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.

THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?

STONEBAMA TRICKY.


HOW WE KNOW STONEBAMA COME FROM CAVE? ME THINK STONEBAMA COME FROM PLACE FAR AWAY FROM CAVE. DEMAND BIG PAINTING OF STONEBAMA WHEN HE IN CAVE!
 
2013-06-14 11:03:28 AM  
HAHA THIS IS UN-21.  ALL YOUR CAVE ARE BELONG TO US.  YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR SUNDIAL

HAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-06-14 11:03:42 AM  

mark.jms: SLARG READ THIS WHOLE ETCHING. SLARG NOW LAUGH AT WORKCAVE. OTHER CAVEWORKERS LOOK FUNNY AT SLARG.


GROND ROFLICEAGE
 
2013-06-14 11:03:47 AM  
TRONK KNOW NEANDERTHALS REAL RACISTS
 
2013-06-14 11:03:52 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.


STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.
 
2013-06-14 11:04:28 AM  

Bloody William: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Diogenes: bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.

THEN WHY STONEBAMA RAIN FIRE ROCK ON OTHER SKY MAN PEOPLE?

STONEBAMA TRICKY.

HOW WE KNOW STONEBAMA COME FROM CAVE? ME THINK STONEBAMA COME FROM PLACE FAR AWAY FROM CAVE. DEMAND BIG PAINTING OF STONEBAMA WHEN HE IN CAVE!


DO NOT BOTHER.  CRAZY CAVEMAN WILL NOT BELIEVE, WILL INSIST THAT PAINTING WAS CAVESHOPPED
 
2013-06-14 11:05:07 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: HAHA THIS IS UN-21.  ALL YOUR CAVE ARE BELONG TO US.  YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR SUNDIAL

HAHAHAHAHA


OOK FEAR STICK TIED TO SPINDLE WHEEL. OOK RIDE SPORT UTILITY MAMMOTH. OOK NOT NEED BLUEPELTS TAKE THAT AWAY FROM OOK.
 
2013-06-14 11:05:07 AM  

Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.


THROG NOT SEE WHAT WRONG MAKING CAVEMAN SHOW ROCK TO VOTE. HOW HARD TO GET ROCK? BEST WAY TO KNOW IF CAVEMAN CAN VOTE!
 
2013-06-14 11:05:17 AM  
WHY STONEBAMA NO WEAR SYMBOL OF HIS TRIBE ON DEERSKIN COAT?
 
2013-06-14 11:06:01 AM  
Communism: Wouldn't it be great if everyone just took care of each other?

Libertarianism: Wouldn't it be great if everyone just took care of themselves?
 
2013-06-14 11:06:03 AM  

bdub77: what_now: STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

CAVING CRISIS BAD OMEN. TORG CAVE LITERALLY UNDERWATER AT MOMENT

TORG CALL FEMA, FEMA GIVE TORG TRAILER CAVE.  TORG NO WORRY, TRAILER CAVES SAFE.  THINK OF ODOR AS NEW CAVE SMELL

TRAILER CAVE IS TRAP, FEMA BUYING UP STICKS AND ROCKS.

YES SO FEMA CAN FORCE TORG TO EAT ASPARAGUS

STONEBAMAS CAVE WOMAN MAKE TORG EAT ASPARAGUS WHILE STONEBAMA AND CAVE WOMAN EAT PIZZA CHEESE

STONEBAMA HAS SECRET OTHER SKY MAN.


YES. STONEBAMA IS BLAH MAN
 
2013-06-14 11:06:03 AM  

Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.


THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.
 
2013-06-14 11:06:12 AM  

Aarontology: STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.


STONEBAMA SEND PELT COUNTER FIND OUT WHO GIVE GROND PELTS. GROND NOT WANT TELL. GROND ALSO NOT WANT GIVE PELT TO PELT COUNTER. GROND PERSECUTE BECAUSE CARVE THAT GROND ANTI-PELT-COUNT INTO FRONT OF CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 11:06:20 AM  

James F. Campbell: verbaltoxin: Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.

Which of these stages is Somalia in?


YOU NO READ GOOD, NO READ OTHER POST, YOU GET ROCK ON HEAD.
 
2013-06-14 11:06:27 AM  
You guys, I'm dying here. I'm sitting at my desk with my guts hurting from holding in the laughter trying desperately to keep my shoulders from shaking from suppressed guffaws. My face is turning red and tears are running down my face from it all.

Best. Thread. Ever,
 
2013-06-14 11:07:22 AM  

Bloody William: THROG NOT SEE WHAT WRONG MAKING CAVEMAN SHOW ROCK TO VOTE. HOW HARD TO GET ROCK? BEST WAY TO KNOW IF CAVEMAN CAN VOTE!


VOTE ROCK COST SHINY ROCK. SHINY ROCK TO VOTE KEEP OBSIDIAN TRIBE FROM VOTE DURING TIME OF THOG CROW.
 
2013-06-14 11:07:28 AM  

vernonFL: WHY STONEBAMA NO WEAR SYMBOL OF HIS TRIBE ON DEERSKIN COAT?


STONEBAMA NOT EVEN BORN HERE! STONEBAMA GO BACK TO OLDUVAI GORGE!
 
2013-06-14 11:07:59 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.

THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.


GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.
 
2013-06-14 11:08:40 AM  

RanDomino: mrshowrules
That, or it just becomes a hellscape of torture, rape diseases, famine and murder. It really can go either way.

MOOG THINK THAT SOUND LIKE GOOD TIME, MAKE HAPPEN TO FUNNY-TALKERS IN OTHER CAVE.


MOOG OFTEN MAKE TALK SOUND FUNNY. MAGIC LIGHTS IN MOOG BOX MAKE SOUNDS. MUST SMASH! IS ROCK OF ANGRY MAN LIVE UNDER EARTH!
 
2013-06-14 11:09:07 AM  

Aarontology: WHY TRIBE FROM ACROSS RIVER NOT HOOT AND WHISTLE LIKE OOK TRIBE? THEY IN OOK LAND, THEY SPEAK LIKE OOK.


THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK.  SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.
 
2013-06-14 11:09:33 AM  

KiltedBastich: You guys, I'm dying here. I'm sitting at my desk with my guts hurting from holding in the laughter trying desperately to keep my shoulders from shaking from suppressed guffaws. My face is turning red and tears are running down my face from it all.

Best. Thread. Ever,


TRONK RECOMMEND FAKE COUGHING FIT
 
2013-06-14 11:09:47 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.


GROG JUST NEED GET OWN OBSIDIAN TO SAY THING GROG THINK, THEN PEOPLE LOVE GROG LIKE LOVE STONEBAMA. GROG BE STUPID NOT DO THIS.
 
2013-06-14 11:09:54 AM  

Aarontology: Bloody William: THROG NOT SEE WHAT WRONG MAKING CAVEMAN SHOW ROCK TO VOTE. HOW HARD TO GET ROCK? BEST WAY TO KNOW IF CAVEMAN CAN VOTE!

VOTE ROCK COST SHINY ROCK. SHINY ROCK TO VOTE KEEP OBSIDIAN TRIBE FROM VOTE DURING TIME OF THOG CROW.


GROG WANT TO PROTECT THE VOTING PROCESS. GROG KNOW SABRE TOOTH TRIBE ONLY VOTE FOR OBSIDIANS BECAUSE THEY GET FREE BERRIES.
 
2013-06-14 11:10:07 AM  
DAG THINK BOTH SIDES BAD. THAT BE THE PROBLEM. DAG PICK OTHER CAVE GROUP INSTEAD. DAG FEEL BETTER THAN YOU FOR IT.
 
2013-06-14 11:10:10 AM  

verbaltoxin: James F. Campbell: verbaltoxin: Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.

Which of these stages is Somalia in?

YOU NO READ GOOD, NO READ OTHER POST, YOU GET ROCK ON HEAD.


UGG HAVE IDEA - NO SELL ROCK ON HEAD, PERFORM FIVE STICKS OF DOOM.  YOU BE FAMOUS CAVEMAN, SELL MANY SOUVENIER PELTS.  LITTLE CAVEJIMMIES WILL LOVE YOU
 
2013-06-14 11:10:10 AM  
BROK WANT TO SHRINK SIZE OF BIG CAVE UNTIL BIG CAVE CAN BE DROWNED IN WATERING HOLE.
 
2013-06-14 11:10:14 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.


OOK NO WANT SHINY ROCK TAKEN FROM OOK TO PAY FOR ACORNS. OOK SAW EDITED ETCHING OF CAVE PIMP WANT ACORN HELP.

kronicfeld: STONEBAMA SEND PELT COUNTER FIND OUT WHO GIVE GROND PELTS. GROND NOT WANT TELL. GROND ALSO NOT WANT GIVE PELT TO PELT COUNTER. GROND PERSECUTE BECAUSE CARVE THAT GROND ANTI-PELT-COUNT INTO FRONT OF CAVE.


GIVNG PELTS PART OF FREE HOOTS. WHY STONEBAMA HATE FREE HOOTS?
 
2013-06-14 11:10:41 AM  
WISH TRIBE WAS STILL RULED BY KING RAG GON. RAG ON SON OF SKY GOD.

RAG GON CAUSE WALLS TO FALL WITH VOICE.
 
2013-06-14 11:10:46 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.

THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.

GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.


LET UGG GUESS - GROG HAS MANY OBSIDIAN FRIENDS AS PROOF?
 
2013-06-14 11:10:49 AM  

kronicfeld: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.

GROG JUST NEED GET OWN OBSIDIAN TO SAY THING GROG THINK, THEN PEOPLE LOVE GROG LIKE LOVE STONEBAMA. GROG BE STUPID NOT DO THIS.


GROG HAVE OBSIDIAN FRIEND.
 
2013-06-14 11:10:51 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK GET IT. STONEBAMA IS OBSIDIAN.

YES, WHY STONEBAMA CAVEMANNING WHILE OBSIDIAN.

STONEBAMA PANTHERS HINDER ACCESS TO VOTE CAVE. PANTHERS INTIMIDATE REAL CAVEMEN.

THEN THROW ACORNS AT OBSIDIAN PANTHERS.

GROG NOT RACIST BUT, GROG NOT TRUST OBSIDIANS.


NOT SAY THROG RACIST. THROG JUST SAY CERTAIN CAVEMEN SPEND ROCKS ON SHINY ROCKS, WHY THEY NOT SPEND ROCKS ON MAMMOTH? THROG NOT WANT HIS ROCKS WASTED BY CAVEMEN WITH NO ROCKS!
 
2013-06-14 11:10:59 AM  
SHOOG JUST WANT MY CAVE BACK
 
2013-06-14 11:12:20 AM  
BRONT NOT TRIBIST, BRONT HAVE MANY OBSIDIAN FRIENDS!
 
2013-06-14 11:12:40 AM  

what_now: SHOOG JUST WANT MY CAVE BACK


SHOOG SOUND POOR.
 
2013-06-14 11:12:50 AM  

bdub77: BROK WANT TO SHRINK SIZE OF BIG CAVE UNTIL BIG CAVE CAN BE DROWNED IN WATERING HOLE.


WHEN GROG SMALL GROG THING CAVEMEN KEEP ROCKS, NOT GIVE ROCKS TO BIG CAVE. GROG STILL THINK AM GOOD IDEA, NOT GIVE ROCKS TO BIG CAVE, KEEP ALL ROCKS! KEEP ROCKS FROM CAVEMEN WHO NOT AGREE! GROG AM RUNNING CAVE!
 
2013-06-14 11:13:05 AM  

Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.


SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.
 
2013-06-14 11:13:59 AM  
LONG CAVE CARVING BIG DISTRACTION.  TRIBE ELDERS NOT HAPPY CROD NOT HUNTING AND GATHERING.
 
2013-06-14 11:14:04 AM  

verbaltoxin: There are many failed states where this occurred, but they didn't set out to be libertarian societies in the Western world. I'm saying in our society, if we tried to have libertarianism, we'd end up right back where we are now, eventually.


True. However, what makes the West like this is not just its values, it is having the luxury of wealth/resources.  Take away your Government and your natural inclination will be to rebuild Government.  Take away Americans, Government/wealth/resources and it might be a different ball game.

In any case, the policies that Libertarians really support our more about Corporatism.  They want the stability of society but don't realize that they are basically asking to be governed by corporations instead of elected officials.  Of course, you can already argue that elected officials are already controlled by corporations.
 
2013-06-14 11:14:05 AM  

Aarontology: OOK HAVE MANY CAVE PAINTINGS OF BEYONCE THAT OOK LOOK AT IN PRIVATE TIME.


What OOK during private time might look like
 
2013-06-14 11:14:23 AM  
CHOCK WORKS FOR LIBERTARIANS.  SO CHOCK IS GETTING KICK OUT OF REPLIES ON THIS TABLET.  MANY CAVEMEN THINK THEY HAVE KNOWING OF LIBERTARIANISM, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE TRUST IN CHOCK THAT YOU DO NOT.  YOU JUST ALL TRYING TO SOUND SMARTLIKE WHILE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TALKING ABOUT.  THIS IS HOW THINGS THAT NOT TRUE GET PASSED TO OTHERS.  IF YOU NO KNOW ABOUT WHAT WE TALK ABOUT, DO NOT MAKE SELF SOUND LIKE YOU DO.  REASON THAT SOME CAVEMEN BELIEVE WHATEVER THEY HEAR.
 
2013-06-14 11:14:30 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: James F. Campbell: verbaltoxin: Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.

Which of these stages is Somalia in?

YOU NO READ GOOD, NO READ OTHER POST, YOU GET ROCK ON HEAD.

UGG HAVE IDEA - NO SELL ROCK ON HEAD, PERFORM FIVE STICKS OF DOOM.  YOU BE FAMOUS CAVEMAN, SELL MANY SOUVENIER PELTS.  LITTLE CAVEJIMMIES WILL LOVE YOU


DAG LIKE UGG'S IDEA. DAG NO-SELL ROCKS AND SELL PELTS. FOR THE TROOPS.
 
2013-06-14 11:14:48 AM  

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


OOK TRIBE NEED TO LEARN CAVE WAYS LIKE BEAR TRIBE BEFORE THEM.
 
2013-06-14 11:14:53 AM  
SHOOG GET MEDICAVE AND ROCK STAMPS. NO ONE HELP SHOOG
 
2013-06-14 11:14:58 AM  

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


THAG KNOW WHO ELSE THINK MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK...
 
2013-06-14 11:15:06 AM  

theknuckler_33: What OOK during private time might look like


OOK TOLD YOU XROCK KINECT SPY ON OOK.
 
2013-06-14 11:15:24 AM  

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


ONLY TRUE CAVEMAN STRICT CARVINGIST, KNOW CARVING NEVER CHANGE, NO NEED TO CHANGE CARVING. CARVING MEAN WHAT SAY, CARVERS KNOW SKY GIANT BEST.
 
2013-06-14 11:16:47 AM  
GORK SAY NOTHING, JUST WANT MAKE PICTURE ON SAME CAVE WALL.
 
2013-06-14 11:17:01 AM  
CHOCK SIT ON CHAIR AND NOW TESTICLES STUCK IN STICKS.  CHOCK WANT STICKS REGULATED NOW TO PROTECT CHILDREN.
 
2013-06-14 11:17:35 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: OOK TRIBE NEED TO LEARN CAVE WAYS LIKE BEAR TRIBE BEFORE THEM.


BEAR TRIBE LOST TO OOK TRIBE. ALL FAIR IN SMASH CAVEWOMAN ON HEAD AND WAR

Obama's Reptiloid Master: THAG KNOW WHO ELSE THINK MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK...


R-R-R-R-R-ROCKWIN.
 
2013-06-14 11:17:42 AM  

cheeseaholic: CHOCK SIT ON CHAIR AND NOW TESTICLES STUCK IN STICKS.  CHOCK WANT STICKS REGULATED NOW TO PROTECT CHILDREN.


CHOCK NEED HELP SOONISH?
 
2013-06-14 11:17:49 AM  

Bloody William: WHEN GROG SMALL GROG THING CAVEMEN KEEP ROCKS, NOT GIVE ROCKS TO BIG CAVE. GROG STILL THINK AM GOOD IDEA, NOT GIVE ROCKS TO BIG CAVE, KEEP ALL ROCKS! KEEP ROCKS FROM CAVEMEN WHO NOT AGREE! GROG AM RUNNING CAVE!


GROG RAISE BY FOCK AND HANNISLATE?
 
2013-06-14 11:18:04 AM  

what_now: SHOOG GET MEDICAVE AND ROCK STAMPS. NO ONE HELP SHOOG


SHOOG SOUND LIKE A POOR
 
2013-06-14 11:18:08 AM  

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!
 
2013-06-14 11:18:10 AM  

mrshowrules: verbaltoxin: There are many failed states where this occurred, but they didn't set out to be libertarian societies in the Western world. I'm saying in our society, if we tried to have libertarianism, we'd end up right back where we are now, eventually.

True. However, what makes the West like this is not just its values, it is having the luxury of wealth/resources.  Take away your Government and your natural inclination will be to rebuild Government.  Take away Americans, Government/wealth/resources and it might be a different ball game.

In any case, the policies that Libertarians really support our more about Corporatism.  They want the stability of society but don't realize that they are basically asking to be governed by corporations instead of elected officials.  Of course, you can already argue that elected officials are already controlled by corporations.


DAG LIKE YOU, YOU READ GOOD. YOU GET PELT INSTEAD OF ROCK.
 
2013-06-14 11:18:25 AM  

verbaltoxin: Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: James F. Campbell: verbaltoxin: Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.

Which of these stages is Somalia in?

YOU NO READ GOOD, NO READ OTHER POST, YOU GET ROCK ON HEAD.

UGG HAVE IDEA - NO SELL ROCK ON HEAD, PERFORM FIVE STICKS OF DOOM.  YOU BE FAMOUS CAVEMAN, SELL MANY SOUVENIER PELTS.  LITTLE CAVEJIMMIES WILL LOVE YOU

DAG LIKE UGG'S IDEA. DAG NO-SELL ROCKS AND SELL PELTS. FOR THE TROOPS.


YES, DAG MUST SELL MANY PELTS.  GOOD FOR CAVE BUSINESSAH
 
2013-06-14 11:19:13 AM  

Bloody William: ONLY TRUE CAVEMAN STRICT CARVINGIST, KNOW CARVING NEVER CHANGE, NO NEED TO CHANGE CARVING. CARVING MEAN WHAT SAY, CARVERS KNOW SKY GIANT BEST.


IT NOT LIVING CARVING. WHY THEY NOT UNDERSTAND?
 
2013-06-14 11:19:33 AM  
BRONT SAY THIS FUNNIEST FARKING CAVEWALL IN MANY MOONS!!!
 
2013-06-14 11:19:34 AM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: cheeseaholic: CHOCK SIT ON CHAIR AND NOW TESTICLES STUCK IN STICKS.  CHOCK WANT STICKS REGULATED NOW TO PROTECT CHILDREN.

CHOCK NEED HELP SOONISH?


YES PLEASE.
 
2013-06-14 11:19:42 AM  

Aarontology: theknuckler_33: What OOK during private time might look like

OOK TOLD YOU XROCK KINECT SPY ON OOK.


XROCK ONE TOO MANY ROCKS, BUY ROCKSTATION 4 INSTEAD. CAN TRADE IN USED ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 11:20:06 AM  
ZOK SAY "SAFETY" BELT ON ROUND RIDING ROCK ONLY SUCCEED IN RESTRAINING ZOK LIBERTY
 
2013-06-14 11:20:12 AM  

Aarontology: Bloody William: ONLY TRUE CAVEMAN STRICT CARVINGIST, KNOW CARVING NEVER CHANGE, NO NEED TO CHANGE CARVING. CARVING MEAN WHAT SAY, CARVERS KNOW SKY GIANT BEST.

IT NOT LIVING CARVING. WHY THEY NOT UNDERSTAND?


FOUNDING ELDERS WOULD TURN OVER IN GRAVES IF KNEW WHAT CAVE HAD BECOME AND IF BODIES NOT FED TO PTERODACTYLS TO ENSURE HARVEST
 
2013-06-14 11:20:21 AM  

Aarontology: Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK. SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.

SHOULD NOT NEED TO UPDATE CARVINGS. MULTITRIBALISM MAKE CAVE WEAK.


IF KNOW ONLY ONE CAVE SPEAK, HOW YOU DO BUSINESS IN OTHER TRIBES?  BUY ROSETTA STONE INSTEAD
 
2013-06-14 11:20:38 AM  

bdub77: BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!


BIG CAVE REMOVING SKY MAN ETCHING VIOLATION OF CAVEMAN RIGHT!
 
2013-06-14 11:20:44 AM  
Libertarianism isn't a political system, it's a lifestyle choice.
 
2013-06-14 11:21:27 AM  
AFTER CAVE AND CAVE-NEXT-DOOR HIT BY BIG ROCKS THROWN BY TRIBE ACROSS SAND CAVEMEN EXPECT BIG CAVE KNOW ALL AND KEEP SAFE FROM ALL TRIBE. CAVEMAN NEED LEARN BIG CAVE EITHER KNOW ALL OR CAVEMAN KEEP SECRETS IN CAVE. GROND AM SAY THIS ALL TIME, BUT CAVEMEN JUST ACCUSE GROND OF LOVING TRIBE ACROSS SAND. LOOK LIKE PELT ON OTHER SHOULDER NOW.
 
2013-06-14 11:21:30 AM  
Great thread, or greatest thread?
 
2013-06-14 11:22:15 AM  
BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.
 
2013-06-14 11:22:32 AM  
ZARN HEAR STONEBAMA MAKE WAR CHIEF HOLD PELT OVER STONEBAMA'S HEAD WHEN SKY GOD RAINS. WHY STONEBAMA DISRESPECT WAR CHIEF?
 
2013-06-14 11:23:03 AM  

bdub77: XROCK ONE TOO MANY ROCKS, BUY ROCKSTATION 4 INSTEAD. CAN TRADE IN USED ROCKS.


AND LET FRIEND OF OOK BORROW AND NOT CONNECT TO SMOKE SIGNAL WEB EVERY SUN CYCLE

BunkoSquad: FOUNDING ELDERS WOULD TURN OVER IN GRAVES IF KNEW WHAT CAVE HAD BECOME AND IF BODIES NOT FED TO PTERODACTYLS TO ENSURE HARVEST


RETURN CAVE TO WAY IT WAS WHEN CAVE KICKED OUT KING GORG.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: IF KNOW ONLY ONE CAVE SPEAK, HOW YOU DO BUSINESS IN OTHER TRIBES? BUY ROSETTA STONE INSTEAD


OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.
 
2013-06-14 11:23:14 AM  

Aarontology: bdub77: BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!

BIG CAVE REMOVING SKY MAN ETCHING VIOLATION OF CAVEMAN RIGHT!


THERE NO BIG SKY MAN! YOU ALL STUPID LIKE GIANT SLOTH!
 
2013-06-14 11:23:15 AM  

BunkoSquad: Aarontology: Bloody William: ONLY TRUE CAVEMAN STRICT CARVINGIST, KNOW CARVING NEVER CHANGE, NO NEED TO CHANGE CARVING. CARVING MEAN WHAT SAY, CARVERS KNOW SKY GIANT BEST.

IT NOT LIVING CARVING. WHY THEY NOT UNDERSTAND?

FOUNDING ELDERS WOULD TURN OVER IN GRAVES IF KNEW WHAT CAVE HAD BECOME AND IF BODIES NOT FED TO PTERODACTYLS TO ENSURE HARVEST


AT LEAST RAPTORS CAN NOT OPEN CAVE DOOR.

WAIT, WHAT THAT SOUND?  OH SNAP
 
2013-06-14 11:23:30 AM  

qorkfiend: Great thread, or greatest thread?


Best since the testicles in the chair thread, I think.
 
2013-06-14 11:23:31 AM  

Aarontology: Bloody William: ONLY TRUE CAVEMAN STRICT CARVINGIST, KNOW CARVING NEVER CHANGE, NO NEED TO CHANGE CARVING. CARVING MEAN WHAT SAY, CARVERS KNOW SKY GIANT BEST.

IT NOT LIVING CARVING. WHY THEY NOT UNDERSTAND?


10TH CARVING MEAN CAVE CANNOT TELL GROG WHAT TO DO, UNLESS GROG WIFE WANT TO HUNT DEER INSTEAD OF PICK BERRIES. THEN CAVE CAN MAKE GROG WIFE TO GO BACK TO HUT TO DIE IN CHILDBIRTH.
 
2013-06-14 11:23:45 AM  

bdub77: BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.


GORK CARVE PICTURE OF MASTODON MEAT. SHARE WITH TRIBE.
 
2013-06-14 11:24:00 AM  

verbaltoxin: THERE NO BIG SKY MAN! YOU ALL STUPID LIKE GIANT SLOTH!


GIANT SLOTH BEING GIANT AND SLOTH PROVE INTELLIGENT DESIGN.
 
2013-06-14 11:24:17 AM  
ZOK WATCH FOX

FOX SAY NEED RULES TO PROTECT WHAT PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN SKY WIZARD SAY IN PUBLIC

ZOK THINK ALL RULES ARE INVISIBLE SHACKLES

ZOK CRUSH FOX HEAD WITH ROCK, TRADE WITH NEIGHBOR FOR DENTISTRY
 
2013-06-14 11:24:18 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: AT LEAST RAPTORS CAN NOT OPEN CAVE DOOR.

WAIT, WHAT THAT SOUND? OH SNAP


TORP FEAR YELL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE CAVE
 
2013-06-14 11:24:34 AM  
HERE GRUNG PROBLEM
GRUNG ELDERS GO AWAY FOR SOLSTICE
LEFT SHACKLES FOR MAMMOTH UNLOCK
GRUNG NOT THINK THEY MIND
GRUNG TAKE MAMMOTH GO FOR RIDE
SHOW MAMMOTH TO FRIEND IN NEXT CAVE
THINK ABOUT RIDE MAMMOTH AROUND MOUNTAIN
GO RIDE BECAUSE OKAY
SO LISTEN
STOP MAMMOTH NEAR MAMMOTH CROSSING
SEE PRETTY CAVEGIRL
PRETEND TO HAVE TALK WITH SKY WIZARD
MAKE MAMMOTH TRUMPET
PRETTY CAVEGIRL STOP
SHE ASK IF MAMMOTH TRUMPET FOR HER
GRUNG SAY YES
GRUNG ASK HER TO TAKE RIDE ON MAMMOTH
PRETTY CAVEGIRL HAVE DOUBTS BUT GRUNG CONVINCE BECAUSE MAMMOTH NICE
PRETTY CAVEGIRL CLIMB ON
GRUNG AND CAVEGIRL GO GET BRONTOSAURUS RIBS AT MAMMOTH-THRU
CAVEGIRL HUNGRY OTHER WAYS, ASK IF MAMMOTH GO FAST
OF COURSE MAMMOTH GO FAST
WE GO FAST
WE STOPPED BY MAMMOTH WITH FLASHY ROCK HAT
GRUNG FIND OUT CAVEGIRL ACTUAL GIRL, NOT CAVEWOMAN
CAVEMAN WITH FLASHY ROCK ON CHEST-SASH TAKE GRUNG TO SMALL BARRED CAVE
CONTACT TRIBE ELDERS
GRUNG FEAR ABUSE
GRUNG ASK TRIBE ELDERS HOW TRIP
ELDERS NOT HAPPY
ELDERS GIVE GRUNG ABUSE HE FEARS
ELDERS JUST NOT UNDERSTAND
 
2013-06-14 11:24:34 AM  

BunkoSquad: FOUNDING ELDERS WOULD TURN OVER IN GRAVES IF KNEW WHAT CAVE HAD BECOME AND IF BODIES NOT FED TO PTERODACTYLS TO ENSURE HARVEST


GROG THINK SACRIFICE WOMAN ON FIRE IMPORTANT TO SKY MAN. THINK FIVE ON CAVE COUNCIL CRAZY FIND THAT BIG CAVE BAN SACRIFICE TO SKY MAN PASSES YELLOW FRUIT TEST. OTHER FOUR SMART, NOT THEM. SACRIFICE TO SKY MAN TRADITION! LIKE OWN OBSIDIANS!
 
2013-06-14 11:24:45 AM  

verbaltoxin: Aarontology: bdub77: BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!

BIG CAVE REMOVING SKY MAN ETCHING VIOLATION OF CAVEMAN RIGHT!

THERE NO BIG SKY MAN! YOU ALL STUPID LIKE GIANT SLOTH!


BELIEVING IN NO BIG SKY MAN IS SAME THING AS BELIEVING IN BIG SKY MAN. THAT MAKE YOU MAD?
 
2013-06-14 11:24:57 AM  

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GORK WRITE ON CAVE WALL, CALL ME REPUBLICAN WITH PONYTAIL AND BONG AGAIN - ME THROW BIG FITNEXT TIME ME THROW BIG SPEAR.
 
2013-06-14 11:25:04 AM  

verbaltoxin: Aarontology: bdub77: BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!

BIG CAVE REMOVING SKY MAN ETCHING VIOLATION OF CAVEMAN RIGHT!

THERE NO BIG SKY MAN! YOU ALL STUPID LIKE GIANT SLOTH!


CAVE WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN GROG'S BIG SKY MAN.
 
2013-06-14 11:25:04 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: 10TH CARVING MEAN CAVE CANNOT TELL GROG WHAT TO DO, UNLESS GROG WIFE WANT TO HUNT DEER INSTEAD OF PICK BERRIES. THEN CAVE CAN MAKE GROG WIFE TO GO BACK TO HUT TO DIE IN CHILDBIRTH.


IF SOME CAVEMENT NOT LIKE GROG CAVE, THEY CAN GO TO 49 OTHER CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 11:25:09 AM  
SLARG HAVE DEMONS IN SPINE, EATING SLARGS SPINE.

MAGIC DEMON-SCARING ROCKS COST MANY MANY MANY THOUSANDS SHINY ROCKS.

SLARG TIRES OF BEING RELIANT ON CAVEBOSS FOR MAGIC ROCKS, FEARS LOSS OF WORKCAVE CRIPPLE SLARG.

SLARG THINKS CAVEMEN NO LIKE STONEBAMA CAVECARE CAN GO STICK LARGE ROCKS UP ASSES.

SLARG WANTED ALL CAVE OPTION ANYWAY, SOMETHING LIKE THE REST OF THE CAVE WORLD HAS. LAND UP NORTH NO HAVE DEAD CAVEMEN LINING GAMEPATHS, OBVIOUSLY WORKS OUT FINE.
 
2013-06-14 11:25:25 AM  

buckler: bdub77: BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.

GORK CARVE PICTURE OF MASTODON MEAT. SHARE WITH TRIBE.


DAG LIKE MASTODON PICTURE, SHARE ON TUMBLR.
 
2013-06-14 11:25:49 AM  
TONDA NOT UNDERSTAND FREE RIDER PROBLEM. TONDA LIKE NOT THINK AT STUFF.
 
2013-06-14 11:25:54 AM  

kronicfeld: GROG THINK SACRIFICE WOMAN ON FIRE IMPORTANT TO SKY MAN. THINK FIVE ON CAVE COUNCIL CRAZY FIND THAT BIG CAVE BAN SACRIFICE TO SKY MAN PASSES YELLOW FRUIT TEST. OTHER FOUR SMART, NOT THEM. SACRIFICE TO SKY MAN TRADITION! LIKE OWN OBSIDIANS!


GROND FORGET OWN NAME! THANK STONEBAMA!
 
2013-06-14 11:25:55 AM  

Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.


AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?
 
2013-06-14 11:25:56 AM  

lockers: Libertarianism is the most misunderstood of all political philosophies. It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology: Individualism, personal accountability, enterprise and discovery. What conservatism and liberalism have discarded in their race to bury the age of enlightenment, libertarianism seeks to restore. The problem is people need such an affront to care that we are lead into the dark recesses by both the progressives and the conservatives.


Thomas Jefferson specifically turned "Life, Liberty and Property" into "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness."
That would be a burning-at-the-stake level offense to most self-identified libertarians today.

Libertarianism (like conservatism) wholly rejects notions of egalitarianism, which is why it will always be a right-wing philosophy no matter how many "compases" try to put on the opposite side of authoritarianism.
 
2013-06-14 11:26:11 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: James F. Campbell: verbaltoxin: Well they would, because most people would group together socially and form an organization. That organization would then pick leaders, and those leaders would come up with some form of charter, so everyone has the same rules. Then they'd pick people to argue over and interpret those rules, and form another group to decide new rules as necessary for unforseen issues. Eventually, each group's organization would decide it's better if multiple groups create one, larger overseeing body so that multiple groups have the same rules and can resolve disputes between each other.

Which of these stages is Somalia in?

YOU NO READ GOOD, NO READ OTHER POST, YOU GET ROCK ON HEAD.

UGG HAVE IDEA - NO SELL ROCK ON HEAD, PERFORM FIVE STICKS OF DOOM.  YOU BE FAMOUS CAVEMAN, SELL MANY SOUVENIER PELTS.  LITTLE CAVEJIMMIES WILL LOVE YOU

DAG LIKE UGG'S IDEA. DAG NO-SELL ROCKS AND SELL PELTS. FOR THE TROOPS.

YES, DAG MUST SELL MANY PELTS.  GOOD FOR CAVE BUSINESSAH


NO PELTS! PELTS FIAT SYSTEM! CAVES GO BACK TO ROCK STANDARD!
 
2013-06-14 11:26:17 AM  
CHIEF WANT CAVE PAINTING

ZOK THINK ALL PAINTING WASTEFUL CLAN SPENDING

ZOK CRUSH CHIEF HEAD WITH ROCK, TRADE SKIN TO NEIGHBOR FOR DENTISTRY
 
2013-06-14 11:26:39 AM  

verbaltoxin: Aarontology: bdub77: BROK THINK BIG SKY MAN SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO CAVECHILDREN OVER FIRE AND WHEEL. FIRE AND WHEEL NOT TELL US ANYTHING. CAVE PAINTING OF BIG SKY MAN TELL US EVERYTHING!

BIG CAVE REMOVING SKY MAN ETCHING VIOLATION OF CAVEMAN RIGHT!

THERE NO BIG SKY MAN! YOU ALL STUPID LIKE GIANT SLOTH!


STUPID SMUG NO BIG SKY MAN CAVEMAN! WHY NO BIG SKY MAN CAVEMAN ALWAYS TALK ABOUT HOW NO BIG SKY MAN? OFFEND BIG SKY MAN! BIG SKY MAN HIT YOU WITH ROCK LATER, PROVE BIG SKY MAN! THEN WHO SMUG WITH ROCK?
 
2013-06-14 11:26:42 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.

AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?


RAID THE PENSION SHINY ROCK OF OOK EMPLOYEES.
 
2013-06-14 11:27:08 AM  

bdub77: BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.


BROK TRENDING CAVEWIDE ON TWITTER.  FIND OUT MORE ABOUT BROK BY TRANSCRIBING CAVE APP ON TO YOUR TABLET
 
2013-06-14 11:27:45 AM  

SordidEuphemism: HERE GRUNG PROBLEM
GRUNG ELDERS GO AWAY FOR SOLSTICE
LEFT SHACKLES FOR MAMMOTH UNLOCK
GRUNG NOT THINK THEY MIND
GRUNG TAKE MAMMOTH GO FOR RIDE
SHOW MAMMOTH TO FRIEND IN NEXT CAVE
THINK ABOUT RIDE MAMMOTH AROUND MOUNTAIN
GO RIDE BECAUSE OKAY
SO LISTEN
STOP MAMMOTH NEAR MAMMOTH CROSSING
SEE PRETTY CAVEGIRL
PRETEND TO HAVE TALK WITH SKY WIZARD
MAKE MAMMOTH TRUMPET
PRETTY CAVEGIRL STOP
SHE ASK IF MAMMOTH TRUMPET FOR HER
GRUNG SAY YES
GRUNG ASK HER TO TAKE RIDE ON MAMMOTH
PRETTY CAVEGIRL HAVE DOUBTS BUT GRUNG CONVINCE BECAUSE MAMMOTH NICE
PRETTY CAVEGIRL CLIMB ON
GRUNG AND CAVEGIRL GO GET BRONTOSAURUS RIBS AT MAMMOTH-THRU
CAVEGIRL HUNGRY OTHER WAYS, ASK IF MAMMOTH GO FAST
OF COURSE MAMMOTH GO FAST
WE GO FAST
WE STOPPED BY MAMMOTH WITH FLASHY ROCK HAT
GRUNG FIND OUT CAVEGIRL ACTUAL GIRL, NOT CAVEWOMAN
CAVEMAN WITH FLASHY ROCK ON CHEST-SASH TAKE GRUNG TO SMALL BARRED CAVE
CONTACT TRIBE ELDERS
GRUNG FEAR ABUSE
GRUNG ASK TRIBE ELDERS HOW TRIP
ELDERS NOT HAPPY
ELDERS GIVE GRUNG ABUSE HE FEARS
ELDERS JUST NOT UNDERSTAND


OMG THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
 
2013-06-14 11:27:50 AM  

SordidEuphemism: HERE GRUNG PROBLEM
GRUNG ELDERS GO AWAY FOR SOLSTICE
LEFT SHACKLES FOR MAMMOTH UNLOCK
GRUNG NOT THINK THEY MIND
GRUNG TAKE MAMMOTH GO FOR RIDE
SHOW MAMMOTH TO FRIEND IN NEXT CAVE
THINK ABOUT RIDE MAMMOTH AROUND MOUNTAIN
GO RIDE BECAUSE OKAY
SO LISTEN
STOP MAMMOTH NEAR MAMMOTH CROSSING
SEE PRETTY CAVEGIRL
PRETEND TO HAVE TALK WITH SKY WIZARD
MAKE MAMMOTH TRUMPET
PRETTY CAVEGIRL STOP
SHE ASK IF MAMMOTH TRUMPET FOR HER
GRUNG SAY YES
GRUNG ASK HER TO TAKE RIDE ON MAMMOTH
PRETTY CAVEGIRL HAVE DOUBTS BUT GRUNG CONVINCE BECAUSE MAMMOTH NICE
PRETTY CAVEGIRL CLIMB ON
GRUNG AND CAVEGIRL GO GET BRONTOSAURUS RIBS AT MAMMOTH-THRU
CAVEGIRL HUNGRY OTHER WAYS, ASK IF MAMMOTH GO FAST
OF COURSE MAMMOTH GO FAST
WE GO FAST
WE STOPPED BY MAMMOTH WITH FLASHY ROCK HAT
GRUNG FIND OUT CAVEGIRL ACTUAL GIRL, NOT CAVEWOMAN
CAVEMAN WITH FLASHY ROCK ON CHEST-SASH TAKE GRUNG TO SMALL BARRED CAVE
CONTACT TRIBE ELDERS
GRUNG FEAR ABUSE
GRUNG ASK TRIBE ELDERS HOW TRIP
ELDERS NOT HAPPY
ELDERS GIVE GRUNG ABUSE HE FEARS
ELDERS JUST NOT UNDERSTAND


GROND REMEMBER WHEN GRUNG MAKE CARVING LIKE THIS. AND WHEN GRUNG LIVE IN LARGE CAVE WITH OTHER OBSIDIANS LIKE ROCKLTON. NOW GRUNG AND GRUNGLING MAKING AFTER CAVE TOGETHER. GRUNG TERRIBLE.
 
2013-06-14 11:28:04 AM  

Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.

AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?

RAID THE PENSION SHINY ROCK OF OOK EMPLOYEES.


NEED MORE SHINY ROCK TO KEEP UP CONFIDENCE OF CAVE INVESTORS.
 
2013-06-14 11:28:07 AM  
CHOCK UPSET ABOUT USING NEW "ARROWS" TO SLAY ENEMIES.  IT NOT GOOD.  ENEMIES SHOULD BE SLAIN WITH CLUB OR BIG ROCKS.  NOT WITH ARROWS WHICH NO NEAR PERSON CONTROLLING IT!
 
2013-06-14 11:28:14 AM  
REAL CAVEMAN NOT MEMBER CAVEMAN GROUPS. REAL CAVEMAN JUST JOIN WITH CAVEMAN GROUP LOTS. CAVEMAN OWN PERSON, NOT MEMBER. CAVEMAN WAIT FOR CARVING FRIENDLY NONTHREATENING CAVEWOMAN, VOTE FOR HER. SHE REAL MAVEROCK.
 
2013-06-14 11:28:24 AM  

Aarontology: IF SOME CAVEMENT NOT LIKE GROG CAVE, THEY CAN GO TO 49 OTHER CAVE.


TORP THING "CAVES' RIGHTS" JUST CODE FOR OWNING OTHER CAVEPEOPLE LIKE CATTLE ONCE CAVE GET HANG OF LIVESTOCK DOMESTICATION
 
2013-06-14 11:29:02 AM  
Libertarianism only works in a world where no one tries to screw over anyone else. Which means that, like communism, it would only work for robots. And robots would probably pick communism.
 
2013-06-14 11:29:11 AM  

pxlboy: OMG


YOU SAY OMSM OR GROND GET UPSET YOU OPPRESS HIM BY NOT USE NAME OF SKY MAN RIGHT!
 
2013-06-14 11:29:22 AM  
DRAK GOT "FW FW FW FW DW SECRET STONEBAMA KILL LIST" BONE TODAY FROM BONE MAIL. LOTS OF NAMES ETCHED ON BONE. DRAK SKEPTICAL BUT CONCERNED. IF THIS TRUE, BIG SCANDAL. VERY CONCERNING.
 
2013-06-14 11:29:32 AM  
STONEBAMA

WHAR BIRTH SHALE

WHAR

#TCOC
 
2013-06-14 11:29:33 AM  

Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.

AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?

RAID THE PENSION SHINY ROCK OF OOK EMPLOYEES.


OF COURSE.  OOK THROW WORKERS UNDER BRONTOSAURBUS, THEN TAKE SHINY ROCKS AND LEAVE ON GOLDEN ROCKCHUTE.
 
2013-06-14 11:29:56 AM  

BunkoSquad: Aarontology: IF SOME CAVEMENT NOT LIKE GROG CAVE, THEY CAN GO TO 49 OTHER CAVE.

TORP THING "CAVES' RIGHTS" JUST CODE FOR OWNING OTHER CAVEPEOPLE LIKE CATTLE ONCE CAVE GET HANG OF LIVESTOCK DOMESTICATION


THAG TRY DOMESTICATE SMILODON. INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR. THAG IN TROUBLE.
 
2013-06-14 11:30:05 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-14 11:30:08 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.

AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?

RAID THE PENSION SHINY ROCK OF OOK EMPLOYEES.

NEED MORE SHINY ROCK TO KEEP UP CONFIDENCE OF CAVE INVESTORS.


CROD WANT TO PUNISH OTHER TRIBE WHO ARTIFICIALLY MAKE THEIR ROCKS SHINIER
 
2013-06-14 11:30:10 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: NEED MORE SHINY ROCK TO KEEP UP CONFIDENCE OF CAVE INVESTORS.


SET OOK EMPLOYEE ON FIRE IN COST SAVING MEASURE. ROCK STOCK UP THREE POINT.

BunkoSquad: TORP THING "CAVES' RIGHTS" JUST CODE FOR OWNING OTHER CAVEPEOPLE LIKE CATTLE ONCE CAVE GET HANG OF LIVESTOCK DOMESTICATION


OOK BET THAT WHAT NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF CAVE PEOPLE TELL TORP TO THINK.
 
2013-06-14 11:30:24 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.

BROK TRENDING CAVEWIDE ON TWITTER.  FIND OUT MORE ABOUT BROK BY TRANSCRIBING CAVE APP ON TO YOUR TABLET


BROK CARVING CONTRACT FOR NEW REALITY CAVESHOW CALLED, 'REAL CAVEWIVES OF CAVEROCK' WHERE BROK SHOW OFF FACECARVING SKILL. BROK WANT TO NOTE, BROK DIDNT DO CAVEWIVES FACES.
 
2013-06-14 11:31:35 AM  

bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: BROK UPDATING HIS FACEROCK STATUS ABOUT THIS, SEND BIRD TO TWEET MESSAGES TO OTHER BIRD. ALL MUST KNOW HOW BROK FEEL AT ALL TIME. RIGHT NOW, POOP IS COMING OUT.

BROK TRENDING CAVEWIDE ON TWITTER.  FIND OUT MORE ABOUT BROK BY TRANSCRIBING CAVE APP ON TO YOUR TABLET

BROK CARVING CONTRACT FOR NEW REALITY CAVESHOW CALLED, 'REAL CAVEWIVES OF CAVEROCK' WHERE BROK SHOW OFF FACECARVING SKILL. BROK WANT TO NOTE, BROK DIDNT DO CAVEWIVES FACES.


THROG BORED WITH CAVESHOW. AMY FIRE CAVE SEEM FORCED. NOT SEE WHY POPULAR.
 
2013-06-14 11:31:45 AM  
CLAN SHOULD PROTECT ZOK RIGHT TO TAKE 8-SEASON OLD MATE

CLAN SHOULD NOT PROTECT GORT RIGHT TO TAKE MAN MATE

GROB AND ATA, NOT GROB AND GRATA
 
2013-06-14 11:31:50 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: OF COURSE. OOK THROW WORKERS UNDER BRONTOSAURBUS, THEN TAKE SHINY ROCKS AND LEAVE ON GOLDEN ROCKCHUTE.


AND BLAME THE WORKERS FOR WANTING TOO MANY SHINY ROCK!

OOK FOLLOW ROCKNEY LEAD TO MORE SHINY ROCK AND ELEVATOR IN CAVE
 
2013-06-14 11:32:04 AM  
GROG NO WANT ROCKS TO GO TO TEACHING CARVINGS TO CAVES YOUNG ONES. GROG GIVE ROCKS FOR OTHERS TO TEACH CARVINGS TO HIS YOUNG ONES. GROG WANT CAVE TO GIVE HIM BACK ROCKS FOR TEACHING HIS YOUNG ONES ABOUT HOW MAMMOTH AND STEGOSAURUS LIVE TOGETHER BEFORE TIME OF GREAT DYING.
 
2013-06-14 11:32:08 AM  
WE GET IT, HE'S OBSIDIAN
 
2013-06-14 11:32:10 AM  

cheeseaholic: CHOCK UPSET ABOUT USING NEW "ARROWS" TO SLAY ENEMIES.  IT NOT GOOD.  ENEMIES SHOULD BE SLAIN WITH CLUB OR BIG ROCKS.  NOT WITH ARROWS WHICH NO NEAR PERSON CONTROLLING IT!


LAW SAY ANY TRIBESMAN CARRY ARROWS, ALL TIME. ELDERS SAY GORK CAN HIDE ARROWS UNDER PELT. IF ALL TRIBE HAVE ARROWS, ALL SAFE ALL TIME.
 
2013-06-14 11:32:24 AM  
ok at this point people who didn't actualyl read the thread are just making the same jokes we all already made. the internet ruins literally everything
 
2013-06-14 11:33:09 AM  
like in some cases literally the same joke with the same exact words
 
2013-06-14 11:33:13 AM  
CLAN NOT LET WOMAN FIGHT WITH MAN. MAN RAPE WOMAN IF WOMAN FIGHT WITH MAN. PLACE FOR RAPE IN MAN CAVE, NOT FIGHT. KEEP RAPE WHERE BELONG.
 
2013-06-14 11:33:24 AM  
CODE MONKEY LIKE FRITOS, CODE MONKEY LIKE TAB AND MOUNTAIN DEW, WAIT, THINK AM IN WRONG THREAD.
 
2013-06-14 11:33:40 AM  
CHOCK THINK FIRE SMOKE BAD.  FIRE SMOKE HURT TO BREATH.  CHOCK THINKS WE SHOULD SWITCH TO SALT FOR MAKING MEAT LAST LONGER.

SALT IS PERFECTLY SAFE FOR PLANTS IF YOU DO NOT SPILL THE SALT WHERE IT NOT BELONG.  CHOCK THINK ANTI-SALT PEOPLE CRAZY SINCE SALT HARMS LESS THAN SMOKE.
 
2013-06-14 11:33:52 AM  
CAVEMEN NOT READ CARVINGS FROM OTHER CAVEMEN. SAME HA-HAS CARVED THAT ALREADY CARVED. INTERCAVE RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING
 
2013-06-14 11:34:01 AM  

Jackson Herring: ok at this point people who didn't actualyl read the thread are just making the same jokes we all already made. the internet ruins literally everything


YOU HAVE RUSTLED CAVEJIMMIES?
 
2013-06-14 11:34:27 AM  
SOME CARVES LITERALLY SAME HA-HAS WITH EXACT SAME WORDS
 
2013-06-14 11:35:10 AM  

Weigard: SOME CARVES LITERALLY SAME HA-HAS WITH EXACT SAME WORDS


THROG AM WORK IN CAVE WITH HA-HAS, GET KICK OUT OF CARVINGS.
 
2013-06-14 11:35:30 AM  
OOK HEAR PEOPLE WITHOUT SHINY ROCK HAVE ICE FOR MAMMOTH MEAT AND FLINT FOR FIRE. NOT SOUND LIKE DON'T HAVE SHINY ROCK TO OOK.
 
2013-06-14 11:35:30 AM  

Weigard: CAVEMEN NOT READ CARVINGS FROM OTHER CAVEMEN. SAME HA-HAS CARVED THAT ALREADY CARVED. INTERCAVE RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING


THIS CAVE JUST BECOMING CAVEDDIT. WHEN IMPLEMENT UPROCK AND DOWNROCK?
 
2013-06-14 11:35:41 AM  

Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: NEED MORE SHINY ROCK TO KEEP UP CONFIDENCE OF CAVE INVESTORS.

SET OOK EMPLOYEE ON FIRE IN COST SAVING MEASURE. ROCK STOCK UP THREE POINT.


GROG GIVE ROCKS FOR OPTION ON ROPE TO BUNDLE STICKS TOGETHER TO SELL TO OOK TRIBE, BUT ROPE NOT WOVEN YET. GROG SELL OPTION ON ROPE FOR MORE ROCKS AND WILL DRINK CRUSHED BERRIES AND SMOKE GOOD PLANT TONIGHT.
 
2013-06-14 11:35:54 AM  

Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: OF COURSE. OOK THROW WORKERS UNDER BRONTOSAURBUS, THEN TAKE SHINY ROCKS AND LEAVE ON GOLDEN ROCKCHUTE.

AND BLAME THE WORKERS FOR WANTING TOO MANY SHINY ROCK!


TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY
 
2013-06-14 11:36:07 AM  

Jackson Herring: like in some cases literally the same joke with the same exact words


WELCOME TO CAVE
 
2013-06-14 11:36:08 AM