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2013-06-14 01:55:51 PM
Yes, an ideal for people who can't look past their own nose, and don't believe anyone could possibly have fewer opportunities than them.

/It's garbage.
 
2013-06-14 01:55:52 PM
I must confess that I did not make the caveman picture. Someone made it a long time ago, and I saved it. They should get the credit, not me. Sorry.
 
2013-06-14 01:56:06 PM

Magnanimous_J: I love you guys so much right now, you stupid dicks.


FTFM. I think that's going to be my new sign off.

/thead has me in stitches
//you stupid dick
 
2013-06-14 01:56:19 PM

HAMMERTOE: While epic, the humor sidesteps the point: The two political parties which hold the political process in a monopoly leave the majority with a choice between voting for the Tyranny of the Aristocracy or the Tyranny of the Bureaucracy. In the simplest terms, you're going to get screwed no matter which way you go and your vote is really for whom you would prefer to do the screwing. A third party needs to be advanced, based upon the rights and advantage of the individual, to force the two main parties back into some kind of reality.

Does it really matter which rich people run away with the country? That's what you're really debating. Or making fun for/ of.


In that case, I'll always vote for the latter.  It may be slow and clunky, but with enough pressure, any bureaucracy can be steered into doing the right things at least half of the time.  The Aristocracy will never be able to do that, as it is designed to keep the masses as low as possible in order to maintain its existence.
 
2013-06-14 01:56:36 PM

megarian: phaseolus: megarian: MEGR THINKS SHE WAS AT SAME WEDDING. GOT PALEOLICKIT WITH BRIDESMAID.

CAVE PAINTING OR NO HAPPEN

NO WANT IT TO END UP ON TRIBES PUBLIC ROCK WALL


YOU CLOSE EYES WHILE OOK CARVE. TRIBE NO SEE.
 
2013-06-14 01:56:58 PM

Z-clipped: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Well, if the Star Trek universe is in fact a look at our future, then we are destined for EU style socialism on an intergalactic scale.

It won't last.  There will be labor riots over who has to clean up the holodeck after I'm finished in there.


Nah.  We'll just assign some Exo-Comps to deal with it.

/obscure?
 
2013-06-14 01:57:05 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Z-clipped: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Time travel in the forward direction doesn't violate the laws of physics.

I'm aware of that.  Did you miss the "and/or"?

Libertarianism is beyond our technological capability, and/or analogous to violating the laws of physics?

RABB READ YOUR FIRST CARVING WRONG AND... *clears throat*

I read your post wrong and apologize. I didn't get your meaning.

APOLOGY IS SIGN OF WEAKNESS. HOW YOU DEFEND TRIBE WHEN YOU NOT EVEN STAND UP FOR SELF?


NOW, SMATH FATHES AND KITH!
 
2013-06-14 01:57:06 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Z-clipped: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Time travel in the forward direction doesn't violate the laws of physics.

I'm aware of that.  Did you miss the "and/or"?

Libertarianism is beyond our technological capability, and/or analogous to violating the laws of physics?

Well, if the Star Trek universe is in fact a look at our future, then we are destined for EU style socialism on an intergalactic scale.

/and that's a good thing


look, I don't want to threadjack here, but Star Trek only takes place in one galaxy.
 
2013-06-14 01:57:12 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
I don't understand what is going on in here, and I won't acknowledge it.
 
2013-06-14 01:57:54 PM
ZOOK MEET FUNNY MAN CALL HIMSELF 'ZOD'. WANTED TO KNOW WHER PLANET HOOSTONE WOZ. WANTED ZOOK TO KNEEL BEFORE ZOD, BUT ZOOK NOT LISTEN. HIT HIM IN HEAD WITH ROCK.
 
2013-06-14 01:58:00 PM

mdeesnuts: Magnanimous_J: I love you guys so much right now, you stupid dicks.

FTFM. I think that's going to be my new sign off.

/thead has me in stitches
//you stupid dick


GRIN
 
2013-06-14 01:58:08 PM

qorkfiend: Never seen a thread where Drew himself came down to mingle amongst the commoners.



IT WAS A ETCHINGMARK TO FIND CAVE ETCHING AGAIN LATER
 
2013-06-14 01:58:16 PM

heap: megarian: phaseolus: megarian: MEGR THINKS SHE WAS AT SAME WEDDING. GOT PALEOLICKIT WITH BRIDESMAID.

CAVE PAINTING OR NO HAPPEN

NO WANT IT TO END UP ON TRIBES PUBLIC ROCK WALL

YOU CLOSE EYES WHILE OOK CARVE. TRIBE NO SEE.


BRING FIREWATER AND PELTS. DEAL.
 
2013-06-14 01:58:29 PM
THIS WHY UG NOT PAY AS MANY AS FIVE ROCK FOR THIS POO-STORM EVERY MONTH. UG KEEP ROCKS IN LOW RISK INVESTMENT LIKE VOLCANO HOME.
 
2013-06-14 01:58:50 PM

griffer: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 323x400]


NOW ME CHANGE NAME TO ROCK IN PANTS
 
2013-06-14 01:58:55 PM

worlddan: But at least Christians have a coherent belief system. It might be a childish fantasy but at least it is coherent and consistent within itself.


Have you ever actually read the Bible?

And two things about this thread. (1) Jonah Goldberg writes about what libertarianism is and ain't when he's far from one and has no idea wtf he's talking about, but why should that stop anyone. (2) The person who uses force and intimidation to get what they want is the troglodyte caveman, not the person who wishes to live peacefully with his neighbors.
 
2013-06-14 01:59:14 PM

serial_crusher: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Z-clipped: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Time travel in the forward direction doesn't violate the laws of physics.

I'm aware of that.  Did you miss the "and/or"?

Libertarianism is beyond our technological capability, and/or analogous to violating the laws of physics?

Well, if the Star Trek universe is in fact a look at our future, then we are destined for EU style socialism on an intergalactic scale.

/and that's a good thing

look, I don't want to threadjack here, but Star Trek only takes place in one galaxy.


Yes, you're right.  I should have said "galactic scale".  :)
 
2013-06-14 01:59:42 PM

megarian: heap: megarian: phaseolus: megarian: MEGR THINKS SHE WAS AT SAME WEDDING. GOT PALEOLICKIT WITH BRIDESMAID.

CAVE PAINTING OR NO HAPPEN

NO WANT IT TO END UP ON TRIBES PUBLIC ROCK WALL

YOU CLOSE EYES WHILE OOK CARVE. TRIBE NO SEE.

BRING FIREWATER AND PELTS. DEAL.


DISREGARD CAVEWOMEN. ACQUIRE ROCKS.
 
2013-06-14 02:00:01 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Z-clipped: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Time travel in the forward direction doesn't violate the laws of physics.

I'm aware of that.  Did you miss the "and/or"?

Libertarianism is beyond our technological capability, and/or analogous to violating the laws of physics?

RABB READ YOUR FIRST CARVING WRONG AND... *clears throat*

I read your post wrong and apologize. I didn't get your meaning.

APOLOGY IS SIGN OF WEAKNESS. HOW YOU DEFEND TRIBE WHEN YOU NOT EVEN STAND UP FOR SELF?


YOU MEAN RABB MUST ALWAYS STICK BY Milk Sacks? THEN I STAND UP AND FLING Duang AT ZEE MAN!
 
2013-06-14 02:00:18 PM

FloydA: KiltedBastich: FloydA: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 500x375]

NOT ENOUGH MOONS PASS YET?

[i105.photobucket.com image 600x411]

Dammit man I'm going to get you for this. I just lost it again. I am not supposed to be face down on my desk laughing so hard I am crying. Thank goodness it's lunch hour.

[i105.photobucket.com image 500x417]

WAKE UP MAMMOTHPLE!!


FloydA, if I ever meet you in person, I am going to buy you a beer, then pants you. I can't think of any other appropriate combination of actions in response.
 
2013-06-14 02:00:31 PM
ORRDO HEAR GRIFFER NO GOOD TROLL WHO LOVE STONEBAMA
 
2013-06-14 02:00:59 PM
ONLY THING STOP BAD MAN WITH STICK IS GOOD MAN WITH STICK.
 
2013-06-14 02:01:13 PM
i865.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-14 02:01:30 PM
THE PRODUCTION OF SECURITY!!11!!!

http://mises.org/document/2716
 
2013-06-14 02:01:46 PM
NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF UGG LIVED IN JACK SWAGGER'S CAVEMERICA
 
2013-06-14 02:02:16 PM

someonelse: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 340x453]
I don't understand what is going on in here, and I won't acknowledge it.


WOMAN FOLK SHOULD BE MORE CONCERNED WITH RUNNING ICES AND NOT WHER NEXT DRINK IS

>BLUTH TRIBE IS IN STATE OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
>>hey that's the name of this show
 
2013-06-14 02:02:49 PM
Ohhh, and epic political thread...this must be good

*scans thread*

cdn.wl.uproxx.com
 
2013-06-14 02:03:22 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF UGG LIVED IN JACK SWAGGER'S CAVEMERICA


YOU NO SEE ME.

AAG GO TO SLAB NOW. AAG HAVE LONG DAY WHEN SUN COME UP.
 
2013-06-14 02:03:37 PM
If you're sick of how both of the major parties are terrible when it comes to civil liberties, take a look at some of the other third party options before deciding to vote Libertarian. How about voting Green? We've also got weed and we'll even share it with you rather than giving a lecture about why we have weed and you don't.
 
2013-06-14 02:04:03 PM

Zerochance: This image has been making the rounds in FB, being spread around by Paultards and other sorts of faux libertarians, and it encapsulates why their ideology is so hard for me to take seriously to the point where it just thoroughly annoys me.

Because it's based on hyperbole, naivete, and historical revisionism.  The modern libertarians are the biggest, most myopic, whiny pussies in the political spectrum.  You have to be a gigantic dick to equate the plight of Syrians, who are being systematically wiped out by their government to your perceived God-given right to own any weapon you goddamn please.  Not to mention you are not some kind of silent majority - a lot of gun-owning Americans support background checks and understand that fully automatic rifles are not hunting weapons.

Modern libertarianism is for the kind of selfish, egotistical malcontents that simply cannot stand living in any sort of communal, symbiotic society.  The kind of assholes that complain about Stop signs being Big Government's way to tell them when to move.  I'm sure there are Libertarians that are sensible, rational, and toe the balance between social liberalism and fiscal conservatism rather well, but the most vocal Libertarians, the ones that are waving the flag are just apathetic, cynical dicks who want to justify their ethical failings (social darwinism, racism, etc.) by labeling it an ideology.


EGAL HAVE CLANSMAN WHO IS LIBERTURN. HE LOGIC BEND ON SELF LIKE SNAKE EATING OWN HEAD. HE NO LOOK OUTSIDE CAVE.

WOMAN OF CLANSMAN BE SERVANT HELPER. LIBERTURN NEED HELPER WHO NO GET ROCKS FOR MANY WORK. THIS DIRTY SECRET OF LIBERTURN, HIDE IN CAVES. LIBERTURN NEED NO-SEEN HELPERS IN CAVES TO DO BORING WORK. HELPERS GET NO ROCKS. HELPERS FEED LIBERTURNS AND KEEP CAVE ORDERLY. NO HELPERS, LIBERTURNS GET SICK OR DIE.

\SRSLY
 
2013-06-14 02:04:04 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF UGG LIVED IN JACK SWAGGER'S CAVEMERICA


WE THE CAVEPEOPLE
 
2013-06-14 02:04:20 PM
WANT: SOMEBODY GO TO FUTURE WITH UG. THIS NO FUNNY. YOU GET ROCKS WHEN GET BACK. MUST BRING OWN STICK. SAFETY NOT KNOW. UG HAVE DONE THIS ONLY ONCE BEFORE.
 
2013-06-14 02:04:24 PM

germ78: someonelse: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 340x453]
I don't understand what is going on in here, and I won't acknowledge it.

WOMAN FOLK SHOULD BE MORE CONCERNED WITH RUNNING ICES AND NOT WHER NEXT DRINK IS

>BLUTH TRIBE IS IN STATE OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
>>hey that's the name of this show


YOU NOT IDIOT. WHORE MAYBE. YES. WHORDIOT.
 
2013-06-14 02:04:43 PM

heap: [img1.fark.net image 54x11]  Break!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 338x450]


THANKS, NOW GRUCH NEED NEW ROCKSCREEN
 
2013-06-14 02:04:45 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: megarian: heap: megarian: phaseolus: megarian: MEGR THINKS SHE WAS AT SAME WEDDING. GOT PALEOLICKIT WITH BRIDESMAID.

CAVE PAINTING OR NO HAPPEN

NO WANT IT TO END UP ON TRIBES PUBLIC ROCK WALL

YOU CLOSE EYES WHILE OOK CARVE. TRIBE NO SEE.

BRING FIREWATER AND PELTS. DEAL.

DISREGARD CAVEWOMEN. ACQUIRE ROCKS.


SHINY ROCKS OR NO LOINCLOTH-BUMPING!

/YOU CLUB ME AND DRAG BY HAIR ONLY ENCOURAGES MEGR
 
2013-06-14 02:05:11 PM
i105.photobucket.com
GRUNG LIKE STONE BUTTS ME NO CAN LIE
CRO-MAGNON NO CAN DENY
WHEN FEMALE WALK WITH BLOBBY SAGGY WAIST
AND TWO BOULDERS IN GRUNG FACE
ME START DROOLIN' AND ME NO FOOLIN'
THAT BUTT BEST IN WHOLE ACHEULEAN
ME WANT GIVE YOU A LIFT
AND CARVE YOU PETROGLYPH
NEANDERTALS CALLED ME SICK
BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT'S PALEOLITHIC!
 
2013-06-14 02:05:38 PM

AFKobel: I wish you had originally said "BUREAU OF FERMENTED FRUIT JUICE, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK"


EVERYONE IN CAVE KNOW OLD GRAIN WATER BETTER THAN FERMENTED FRUIT JUICE.  FERMENTED FRUIT JUICE FOR CAVE PANSY.
 
2013-06-14 02:05:58 PM

verbaltoxin: Grand_Moff_Joseph: NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF UGG LIVED IN JACK SWAGGER'S CAVEMERICA

WE THE CAVEPEOPLE


SWAGGER DUMB.  HE GET ARRESTED BY CAVE POLICE FOR DRIVING A MAMMOTH WHILE HIGH.  NOW HE GET BURIED BY THE GAGNE TRIBE
 
2013-06-14 02:05:59 PM

Hugh2d2: WANT: SOMEBODY GO TO FUTURE WITH UG. THIS NO FUNNY. YOU GET ROCKS WHEN GET BACK. MUST BRING OWN STICK. SAFETY NOT KNOW. UG HAVE DONE THIS ONLY ONCE BEFORE.


YOU SOUND LIKE TIMEROCK DUDE
 
2013-06-14 02:06:28 PM

Pocket Ninja: Libertarians are the atheists of the political world, in that many of them will loudly and frequently tell you they are that thing, but a very small percentage of them -- a miniscule amount, really -- actually know what being that thing means. Most of them have chosen to self-label as a reaction to something else, not out of conscious selection, and almost none of them can identify more than the most patently obvious truisms about their "chosen" belief system. They know what they've been told, or what they've read about being told, and that's about it.


How does this not apply to Christians as well?  They totally do this too.
 
2013-06-14 02:06:37 PM
Screw Libertarians with their card catalogs and always shushing everyone and never having the book you want.
 
2013-06-14 02:06:38 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-14 02:06:45 PM
Hey, can someone get us a caveman version of scumbag steve?
 
2013-06-14 02:06:53 PM

FloydA: GRUNG LIKE STONE BUTTS ME NO CAN LIE
CRO-MAGNON NO CAN DENY
WHEN FEMALE WALK WITH BLOBBY SAGGY WAIST
AND TWO BOULDERS IN GRUNG FACE
ME START DROOLIN' AND ME NO FOOLIN'
THAT BUTT BEST IN WHOLE ACHEULEAN
ME WANT GIVE YOU A LIFT
AND CARVE YOU PETROGLYPH
NEANDERTALS CALLED ME SICK
BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT'S PALEOLITHIC!


THAG DONE WITH SMILODON. NOW WANT THIS.
 
2013-06-14 02:07:02 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 338x450]
GRUNG LIKE STONE BUTTS ME NO CAN LIE
CRO-MAGNON NO CAN DENY
WHEN FEMALE WALK WITH BLOBBY SAGGY WAIST
AND TWO BOULDERS IN GRUNG FACE
ME START DROOLIN' AND ME NO FOOLIN'
THAT BUTT BEST IN WHOLE ACHEULEAN
ME WANT GIVE YOU A LIFT
AND CARVE YOU PETROGLYPH
NEANDERTALS CALLED ME SICK
BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT'S PALEOLITHIC!


LOLROCK!
 
2013-06-14 02:07:38 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Hey, can someone get us a caveman version of scumbag steve?


GO BACK CAVEDDIT
 
2013-06-14 02:07:52 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 338x450]
GRUNG LIKE STONE BUTTS ME NO CAN LIE
CRO-MAGNON NO CAN DENY
WHEN FEMALE WALK WITH BLOBBY SAGGY WAIST
AND TWO BOULDERS IN GRUNG FACE
ME START DROOLIN' AND ME NO FOOLIN'
THAT BUTT BEST IN WHOLE ACHEULEAN
ME WANT GIVE YOU A LIFT
AND CARVE YOU PETROGLYPH
NEANDERTALS CALLED ME SICK
BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT'S PALEOLITHIC!


Damnit Floyd, you owe me a new keyboard!!  :D
 
2013-06-14 02:08:15 PM

FloydA: GRUNG LIKE STONE BUTTS ME NO CAN LIE
CRO-MAGNON NO CAN DENY
WHEN FEMALE WALK WITH BLOBBY SAGGY WAIST
AND TWO BOULDERS IN GRUNG FACE
ME START DROOLIN' AND ME NO FOOLIN'
THAT BUTT BEST IN WHOLE ACHEULEAN
ME WANT GIVE YOU A LIFT
AND CARVE YOU PETROGLYPH
NEANDERTALS CALLED ME SICK
BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT'S PALEOLITHIC!


Wow. I don't know whether to be impressed or embarrassed for you. Nice.
 
2013-06-14 02:08:31 PM

Walter Paisley: If you're sick of how both of the major parties are terrible when it comes to civil liberties, take a look at some of the other third party options before deciding to vote Libertarian. How about voting Green? We've also got weed and we'll even share it with you rather than giving a lecture about why we have weed and you don't.


GREENS TOO BUSY PROTESTING DITCH DIGGING ACROSS MARSH TO RUN ELECTION GOOD
 
2013-06-14 02:09:18 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 338x450]
GRUNG LIKE STONE BUTTS ME NO CAN LIE
CRO-MAGNON NO CAN DENY
WHEN FEMALE WALK WITH BLOBBY SAGGY WAIST
AND TWO BOULDERS IN GRUNG FACE
ME START DROOLIN' AND ME NO FOOLIN'
THAT BUTT BEST IN WHOLE ACHEULEAN
ME WANT GIVE YOU A LIFT
AND CARVE YOU PETROGLYPH
NEANDERTALS CALLED ME SICK
BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT'S PALEOLITHIC!


MY STARS LORSA, LOOK AT HER RUMP.  SHE ONE OF THOSE HOMOSAPIEN'S WOMANFRIENDS
 
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