If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(National Review)   Libertarianism is just an ideal   (nationalreview.com) divider line 1480
    More: Followup, modern, communist state  
•       •       •

12203 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jun 2013 at 11:39 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



1480 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-06-14 12:59:40 PM
i208.photobucket.com
THEY BE SURRENDER OR BURIED IN THEIR CAVES
 
2013-06-14 12:59:48 PM

brnt00: AverageAmericanGuy: Grand_Moff_Joseph: brnt00: BRONT TAKE CAVE WOMEN OUT FOR NICE MAMMOTH STEAK. MAN WHO BRING MAMMOTH STEAK DEMAND 20% MORE ROCKS THAN ORIGINAL ROCK PRICE.  THIS STUPID SYSTEM.  ELDERS SHOULD PAY LIVING ROCKWAGE.

NO.  LIVING WAGE IS NEANDERSOCIALISM

WHEN FOOD BEARERS GET LIVING WAGE, AAG'S ROCKS LOSE VALUE.

AAG PAYING FOUR ROCKS FOR MILK TODAY. FEW MOONS PRIOR AAG ONLY PAY 1 ROCK FOR MILK.

THANKS STONEBAMA!

NO! FOOD BEARERS GET LIVING WAGE, MAKE ROCK PIE BIGGER, GROW ROCKCONOMY.  IMPROVE LIVING CONDITIONS FOR ALL TRIBES.


AAG NO CARE ABOUT OTHER TRIBES. AAG HAVE HANDS FULL WITH OWN TRIBE. AAG NOT HATE OTHER TRIBES. AAG JUST WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE WITH OWN TRIBE. OTHER TRIBE SHOULD GO BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM.
 
2013-06-14 01:00:25 PM

MonoChango: CHANGO READ CAVE WORDS SLOW.  TIME FINISH, MORE ARRIVE.  CHANGO HAPPY BUT SAD. NOT GET WORD IN.


i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-14 01:00:26 PM
Congratulations on the 666th post in this thread.

Wow, look at the ALL CAPS. I had no idea cave men did not possess lower case technology.

Teletype machines, yes, but cave men, no.
 
2013-06-14 01:00:43 PM
RANG, DRAK, CHEAT YOU FOOLED BY ROCK ETCHINGS. NOT REAL MAMMOTH. FORM OF MAMMOTH.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

imgdr.massmind.com
 
2013-06-14 01:00:48 PM
BRONT WAS PROMISED ROCK TRICKLE DOWN MANY MOONS AGO. WHAR ROCK TRICKLE DOWN?!?
 
2013-06-14 01:00:51 PM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: lewismarktwo: UGG THINK THREAD LOST POINT.

FOUND IT!

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x217]

/HOT LIKE FIRE


YORG NO UNDERSTAND THIS SORCERY
 
2013-06-14 01:01:05 PM

lewismarktwo: UGG THINK THREAD LOST POINT.


UGG NO THINK FOR SELF! THINK FOR SELF BAD! UGG ONLY OBEY ELDERS.

ELDERS WISE, OBEY ELDERS GOOD. BUT NOT OBEY ROCKBAMA. ROCKBAMA NOT REAL ELDER, ROCKBAMA STEAL ELDER SPOT FROM ROCKNEY.
 
2013-06-14 01:01:25 PM

lewismarktwo: UGG THINK THREAD LOST POINT.


KORK NOT SURE THREAD HAD POINT.
 
2013-06-14 01:01:34 PM

Commander Lysdexic: lewismarktwo: UGG THINK THREAD LOST POINT.

UGG NO THINK FOR SELF! THINK FOR SELF BAD! UGG ONLY OBEY ELDERS.

ELDERS WISE, OBEY ELDERS GOOD. BUT NOT OBEY ROCKBAMA. ROCKBAMA NOT REAL ELDER, ROCKBAMA STEAL ELDER SPOT FROM ROCKNEY.


UGG GUILTY OF THOUGHTCRIME?
 
2013-06-14 01:02:07 PM

lewismarktwo: UGG THINK THREAD LOST POINT.


POINT BREAK OFF IN MAMMOTH BUTT. THAG SAY USE FLINT SPEARHEAD. DO UGG LISTEN? NO. UGG USE POINTED STICK. THAG LAUGH AS UGG RUN FROM ANGRY MAMMOTH.
 
2013-06-14 01:02:11 PM

Diogenes: CROD THINK YOU ALL CRAZY.  CROD GO START NEW CAVESTITUTION TRIBE.


URK LIKE CAVESTITUTION BUT URK NO WANT BABBY URK BE CAVESTITUTE. CROD MOVE TO DESSERT WHERE BABBY URK NO WANT LIVE.
 
2013-06-14 01:02:23 PM

verbaltoxin: This did not go the direction I thought it would.


Are you subby?  If so, then yes, things did not go as you planned.
 
2013-06-14 01:02:44 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: sendtodave: AverageAmericanGuy: AAG NOT HAPPY ABOUT BIG CAVE. BUT WHAT AAG CAN DO?

AAG LIVE ACROSS WATER. STILL AAG HAVE TO PAY BIG CAVE ROCKS.

AAG CAN GET EXEMPTION.  ASK YOUR ROCK COUNTER.

EVEN AAG GET EXEMPTION, AAG REQUIRED TO FILE ROCK RETURN. ROCK COUNTER COST ROCKS. SENDING ROCK COST ROCKS.

AAG ALSO REQUIRED REPORT ALL ROCKS AAG HAS ACROSS WATER. IF AAG FORGET, AAG GET CHARGED MANY ROCKS AND MAYBE GET PUT INTO PENAL CAVE.

NOT GOOD KIND PENAL CAVE EITHER.


AAG CAN COUNT OWN ROCKS IF AAG WANT TO SAVE MONEY.

JUST PUT MARKS ON TABLET 2555.  NOT HARD.  WELL, TABLET HARD, BUT PUTTING MARKS NOT HARD.

WORTH IT TO NOT GO TO PENAL CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 01:02:49 PM
THE CAVE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH
 
2013-06-14 01:03:06 PM
ZUZU THINK CAVE DRAWING FUNNY:
www.mentalfloss.com
 
2013-06-14 01:03:08 PM
ZOOK THINK UGG FOOTSKINS UGLY AND LIKED BY WOMAN-TRIBE MANY MOON-CYCLES AGO

>ZOOK STILL KEEP HIS UGG FOOTSKINS THO
 
2013-06-14 01:03:10 PM

heap: [i39.tinypic.com image 300x300]


dying here.......
 
2013-06-14 01:03:43 PM

brnt00: BRONT WAS PROMISED ROCK TRICKLE DOWN MANY MOONS AGO. WHAR ROCK TRICKLE DOWN?!?


BRONT WANT TRICKLE DOWN ROCK. BRONT STAND BOTTOM HILL. MANY ROCK TRICKLE DOWN.
 
2013-06-14 01:04:05 PM

MonoChango: lewismarktwo: UGG THINK THREAD LOST POINT.

STONEBAMA TAKE POINT


STONEBAMA ALSO TAKE SUN GOD AND GIVE US THOUSAND YEARS OF MOON GOD!
 
2013-06-14 01:04:10 PM

brnt00: BRONT WAS PROMISED ROCK TRICKLE DOWN MANY MOONS AGO. WHAR ROCK TRICKLE DOWN?!?


B-B-BUT GORG!

AAG TIRED OF EXCUSES FROM STONEBAMA. STONEBAMA HAVE MANY MOONS TO IMPROVE ROCKONOMY. MANY CAVEMEN STILL HAVE NO ROCKS.

NOW AAG HEAR STONEBAMA LET BIG CAVE READ WALL PAINTINGS AND SMOKE SIGNALS. STONEBAMA WORST ELDER EVER.
 
2013-06-14 01:04:31 PM
This thread is a thing of beauty.  This is why we can have nice things.
 
2013-06-14 01:04:34 PM
lib·er·tar·i·an: noun \ˌli-bər-ˈter-ē-ən, -ˈte-rē-\
1. an advocate of the doctrine of free will
2. a Republican who likes to smoke pot and/or look at kiddie porn
 
2013-06-14 01:04:41 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Look, this is all very awkward.  You cavemen never even existed.
 
2013-06-14 01:04:50 PM
GLUNK SAY OTZI THE ICEMAN NOT HAPPEN. FALSE FLAG BY STONEBAMA TO TAKE AWAY GLUNKS ROCK. IF OTZI DEAD, WHERE IS BODY?
 
2013-06-14 01:05:00 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: And if there were no such thing as information asymmetry


That's the phrase I've been looking for! Thank you. I'm using this from now on.
 
2013-06-14 01:05:31 PM

A million years ago, May 17, 998020 B.C., man's remote ancestors, the Hominids, roamed the Savannahs of Africa. Of course, it would be easy to make fun of these precursors of modern man for their brutish appearance and sloppy eating habits, but we should remember that someday we too will have descendents much more advanced than ourselves. What will they think of today's hamburger "joints" and "mod" Carnaby Street clothes? It is with this sense of humility that we present tonight's docu-historama on: THE HOMINIDS.



The Hominids
 
2013-06-14 01:05:32 PM

sendtodave: AverageAmericanGuy: sendtodave: AverageAmericanGuy: AAG NOT HAPPY ABOUT BIG CAVE. BUT WHAT AAG CAN DO?

AAG LIVE ACROSS WATER. STILL AAG HAVE TO PAY BIG CAVE ROCKS.

AAG CAN GET EXEMPTION.  ASK YOUR ROCK COUNTER.

EVEN AAG GET EXEMPTION, AAG REQUIRED TO FILE ROCK RETURN. ROCK COUNTER COST ROCKS. SENDING ROCK COST ROCKS.

AAG ALSO REQUIRED REPORT ALL ROCKS AAG HAS ACROSS WATER. IF AAG FORGET, AAG GET CHARGED MANY ROCKS AND MAYBE GET PUT INTO PENAL CAVE.

NOT GOOD KIND PENAL CAVE EITHER.

AAG CAN COUNT OWN ROCKS IF AAG WANT TO SAVE MONEY.

JUST PUT MARKS ON TABLET 2555.  NOT HARD.  WELL, TABLET HARD, BUT PUTTING MARKS NOT HARD.

WORTH IT TO NOT GO TO PENAL CAVE.


AAG KNOW. AAG SENT ROCK REPORT ONE MOON AGO. AAG JUST VENTING.
 
2013-06-14 01:06:04 PM

Telos: RedTank: Can we get a volcano, a meteor, or like an ice age to get up in this thread and kill off these damn cavemen?

[www.prophecyfilm.com image 800x533]

What do you think this is, SimFark?


I was hoping.
 
2013-06-14 01:06:17 PM
ROCK CARVING FUNNY. REMIND GROG OF TRAINING TO BE SOLDIER IN ROCK-THROWING CORE
 
2013-06-14 01:06:19 PM
IS IT TOO SOON TO TALK ROCK CONTROL AFTER BEAR CAVE STONING?
 
2013-06-14 01:06:20 PM

Nuclear Monk: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x450]
Look, this is all very awkward.  You cavemen never even existed.


ENJOY LONG MAMMOTH HUNT AWAY FROM MONOLITH
 
2013-06-14 01:06:29 PM
MUNG-MUNG WONDER WHAT HELL HAPPEN IN HERE?
 
2013-06-14 01:06:57 PM
Libertarians are selfish sociopaths who would wreck this country and drain it of its resources.
 
2013-06-14 01:07:02 PM
ME HAVE CAVE NAME APPROPRIATE. ME APPROVE CAVE ETCHING. NOT SEE SUCH GOOD ETCHING IN MANY MOONS, HAS RENEWED FAITH IN TRIBE OF FARK.ROCK

/TILTED STICK
//MORE TILTED STICK
/// 3 TIME TILTED STICK STILL FUNNY
//NOW BEATING EOHIPPUS
/EOHIPPUS EXTINCT NOW
 
2013-06-14 01:07:12 PM
Aarontology: kronicfeld: The libertarian idea is the only truly new political idea in the last couple thousand years.

Lolwut

OOK NOT BELIEVE IN BIG STATIST CAVE. OOK BELIEVE IN INDIVIDUAL CAVEMAN LIBERTY.


Best... threadjack... EVER!!!
 
2013-06-14 01:07:23 PM
URG HAVE X BONE TO TRADE FOR SHINY ROCKS.  CAN ONLY BE USED IN SPECIFIC CAVES.  WILL NOT WORK IF BONE CAN'T SEE SKY!
 
2013-06-14 01:07:36 PM

Ed Grubermann: RedTank: Surly U. Jest: RedTank: Can we get a volcano, a meteor, or like an ice age to get up in this thread and kill off these damn cavemen?

[www.prophecyfilm.com image 800x533]

THARG WANT TO KNOW WHY BRO MAD

I just think Tharg dosen't have a place in this world and it would be best if he just died by some natural disaster.

RED NEED HUG? THAG GIVE RED HUG.


No thank you Thag.  You're covered in your own filth.  Please just go cleanse yourself in some fire.
 
2013-06-14 01:07:41 PM
IF URGGRA MAY INTERJECT, IT WOULD SEEM THAT BOTH PARTIES RUNNING FOR BIG CAVE ARE DESIGNED TO DIVIDE US AROUND PROBLEMS THAT HAVE NO REAL SOLUTION. URGGRA SUGGEST WE  FORM THIRD PARTY TO RUN FOR BIG CAVE THAT WILL FOCUS ON COMMON SENSE AND PRACTICAL SOLUTIONS TO SOLVABLE PROBLEMS SUCH AS THE LACK OF WARM FUR AND WOOD FOR FIRE IN THE WINTER. IF WE WORK TOGETHER THEN WE CAN DRAMATICALLY REDUCE THE NUMBER OF FELLOW CAVEMEN WHO FREEZE TO DEATH.
 
2013-06-14 01:07:42 PM

Vodka Zombie: IS IT TOO SOON TO TALK ROCK CONTROL AFTER BEAR CAVE STONING?


BAD CAVEMAN WITH ROCK ONLY STOPPED BY GOOD CAVEMAN WITH ROCK.
 
2013-06-14 01:07:44 PM

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: ROCK CARVING FUNNY. REMIND GROG OF TRAINING TO BE SOLDIER IN ROCK-THROWING CORE


SHEGROG-LIKE CARVING DETECTED
 
2013-06-14 01:08:02 PM

Nuclear Monk: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x450]
Look, this is all very awkward.  You cavemen never even existed.


EVOLVE IS SHINY WRAPPED HAT SKY MAN NO BELIEVERS USE TO KEEP SKY MAN OUT OF HEAD HOLE.
 
2013-06-14 01:08:04 PM
MUNG-MUNG WANT RIGHT TO MARRY CROD.  BIG CAVE WON'T LET.  MUNG-MUNG ANGRY
 
2013-06-14 01:08:04 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Drew: Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along? Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?

OOK SAY WE NOT READY YET, HE SAY FIVE STONE CYCLES TURKIsh


iat was two cycles five cycles ago
 
2013-06-14 01:08:35 PM
Is this the wrong party?
sixmeatbuffet.com
Close enough.
 
2013-06-14 01:08:39 PM

cheeseaholic: Drew: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Drew: Holy crap a good thread from the politics tab?  Must be national bourbon day

BIG SKY MAN COME DOWN. TALK FUNNY, THOUGH.

Hey speaking of which, how's that fire technology coming along?  Can I take down the monolith yet or do you stil need it left up?

LEAVE MONOLITH!  CHANGE BAD!


Yeah I know but we're way overdue for a monolith redesign, just saying
 
2013-06-14 01:08:58 PM
Did I miss caveman lawyer yet?
 
2013-06-14 01:09:11 PM

tbaughm: Commander Lysdexic: lewismarktwo: UGG THINK THREAD LOST POINT.

UGG NO THINK FOR SELF! THINK FOR SELF BAD! UGG ONLY OBEY ELDERS.

ELDERS WISE, OBEY ELDERS GOOD. BUT NOT OBEY ROCKBAMA. ROCKBAMA NOT REAL ELDER, ROCKBAMA STEAL ELDER SPOT FROM ROCKNEY.

UGG GUILTY OF THOUGHTCRIME?


IF UGG NOT COMMIT CRIME UGG HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR FROM CAVEWATCH.
 
2013-06-14 01:09:44 PM

Weatherkiss: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: ROCK CARVING FUNNY. REMIND GROG OF TRAINING TO BE SOLDIER IN ROCK-THROWING CORE

SHEGROG-LIKE CARVING DETECTED



CARVED BY OTHER STONE-NAME, FLYPTERODACTYL
 
2013-06-14 01:10:05 PM

Aarontology: BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, SMOKE PLANT AND STICK

 

SordidEuphemism: CAVEGIRL HUNGRY OTHER WAYS, ASK IF MAMMOTH GO FAST
OF COURSE MAMMOTH GO FAST


James F. Campbell: Also: [caveman headlines.jpg]



OK, so this really is an epic thread. These are farking funny.

Jackson Herring: ok at this point people who didn't actualyl read the thread are just making the same jokes we all already made. the internet ruins literally everything


chronicle.com
 
Displayed 50 of 1480 comments

First | « | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report