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2013-06-14 11:47:15 AM
SIMPSTONES DID IT!
 
2013-06-14 11:47:24 AM
GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.
 
2013-06-14 11:47:34 AM
This is a bookmark for the lulz.
 
2013-06-14 11:47:35 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: SOUND LIKE PLOT OF BIOROCK.


BIOROCK AM DUMB! ROCKTURE FAIL BECAUSE TOO MUCH BIG CAVE CONTROL! IF ONLY RYAN CUT ROCK TAXES, ROCKTURE STILL BE HERE TODAY.
 
2013-06-14 11:47:45 AM
HOW TOK GET NEWS WITHOUT TOP CAVE FIRE TELLER MURDOCK
 
2013-06-14 11:48:07 AM

griffer: AdamK: all i know is libertarianism leads to fedoras

and fedoras strongly correlate with creepy-goetee-loner-mcdouchefaces who think women owe them sex and whine about being put in friend zones

False causality, you stupid dick.


Yup, it's a politics thread.

/carry on
 
2013-06-14 11:48:27 AM

Cussy-D: The ideals of freedom persevered for a long time in the country


Unless you were black, female, or native american.
 
2013-06-14 11:48:39 AM
GO HOME FARK YOU DRUNK!
 
2013-06-14 11:48:49 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.


ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 11:49:21 AM
WHY BIG CAVE NOT TELL US WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO WTCAVE 7?

// CARVE IT OUT
// BUY MY ETCHING "LOOSE ROCKS" TO LEARN MORE
 
2013-06-14 11:49:26 AM
CAVE LEADER SHRUB KEPT US SAFE FOR 96 MOON CYCLES
 
2013-06-14 11:49:32 AM

kronicfeld: A Dark Evil Omen: SOUND LIKE PLOT OF BIOROCK.

BIOROCK AM DUMB! ROCKTURE FAIL BECAUSE TOO MUCH BIG CAVE CONTROL! IF ONLY RYAN CUT ROCK TAXES, ROCKTURE STILL BE HERE TODAY.


ROCKTURE MAKERS ARE ALL SHINY ROCK TAKERS AND ANTI-CAVE.
 
2013-06-14 11:50:03 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: gameshowhost: TONDA UP TO HERE WITH CAVES! TONDA BUILD PLATFORM ON BIG WATER.

SOUND LIKE PLOT OF BIOROCK.


TONDA THOUGHT UP STORY LIKE BIOROCK ONCE. TONDA SUE BIOROCK FOR DAMAGES.
 
2013-06-14 11:50:23 AM
CHOCK UPSET THAT ROCK WORDS WERE MOVED FROM SMALL ARGUING ROCK AREA TO BIG ROCK AREA.  THESE ROCK WORDS WERE MADE IN SMALL ARGUING ROCK AREA AND SHOULD STAY THERE.

ALSO MAKE SURE THAT ALL GOOD WORD ROCKS KEEP COMING TO PLACE WHERE CHOCK CAN SEE THEM WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY THE 5 ROCKS A MONTH.
 
2013-06-14 11:50:29 AM

Diogenes: THERE NO OFFICIAL CAVE SPEAK.  SHOULD UPDATE CARVINGS TO MAKE RIGHT.


CAVE NICE WHEN MINIMALIST.

YOU'VE GONE AND RUNED EVERYTHING.
 
2013-06-14 11:50:38 AM
ME AM SCANDAL YET?
 
2013-06-14 11:50:56 AM
OOK HAD STEP AWAY FROM ROCKPUTER FOR MOMENT TO EARN MORE SHINY ROCK.

OOK RESPONSIBLE
 
2013-06-14 11:51:04 AM

buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.


IF NO LIKE GROG MAMMOTH, OTHERS CAN FIND NEW CAVE. GROG WORK HARD FROM HUMBLE STICK FASHIONED BY GROG TO OWNER OF MANY HUTS. NONE EVER HELP GROG.
 
2013-06-14 11:51:14 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Aarontology: OOK HAVE SHINY ROCK TO PAY PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO OTHER TRIBE.

AND WHAT IF SHINY ROCK RUN OUT?  THEN WHAT OOK DO?

RAID THE PENSION SHINY ROCK OF OOK EMPLOYEES.

NEED MORE SHINY ROCK TO KEEP UP CONFIDENCE OF CAVE INVESTORS.


IT EASY. GIVE CAVE INVESTOR THIS OTHER ROCK, SAY "YOU BRING THIS LATER, TRADE FOR SHINY ROCK." ALL HAPPY!
 
2013-06-14 11:51:14 AM

CheatCommando: Unless you were black, female, or native american.


Or disabled, or gay or any of a number of other things
 
2013-06-14 11:51:26 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-06-14 11:51:34 AM
CAVE VISIONARY RAND SAYS I CAN CHECK MY OWN SABRETOOTH KILL FOR DISEASE
 
2013-06-14 11:51:38 AM

buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.


BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.
 
2013-06-14 11:52:39 AM
SPPOK CANNOT AFFORD PAY SHAMAN FOR BONE SETTING AFTER BEAR ATTACK BECAUSE RED MOON CYCLE. WAT DO
 
2013-06-14 11:52:40 AM

bdub77: buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.

BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.


GROG NO WANT CAVE TO PICK WINNERS.
 
2013-06-14 11:52:41 AM
TONDA SOVEREIGN CAVEDWELLER!
 
2013-06-14 11:53:05 AM
this thread is turning out to be the opposite of epic
 
2013-06-14 11:53:18 AM

Jackson Herring: The politics tab consistently makes the entire rest of Fark look like youtube comments.


KORK GIVE SINGING FISH NEW FARKY NOTE.
 
2013-06-14 11:53:19 AM

Spoon over Marin: SPPOK CANNOT AFFORD PAY SHAMAN FOR BONE SETTING AFTER BEAR ATTACK BECAUSE RED MOON CYCLE. WAT DO


SPPOK SHOULD LEARN PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.
 
2013-06-14 11:53:34 AM

SordidEuphemism: HERE GRUNG PROBLEM
GRUNG ELDERS GO AWAY FOR SOLSTICE
LEFT SHACKLES FOR MAMMOTH UNLOCK
GRUNG NOT THINK THEY MIND
GRUNG TAKE MAMMOTH GO FOR RIDE
SHOW MAMMOTH TO FRIEND IN NEXT CAVE
THINK ABOUT RIDE MAMMOTH AROUND MOUNTAIN
GO RIDE BECAUSE OKAY
SO LISTEN
STOP MAMMOTH NEAR MAMMOTH CROSSING
SEE PRETTY CAVEGIRL
PRETEND TO HAVE TALK WITH SKY WIZARD
MAKE MAMMOTH TRUMPET
PRETTY CAVEGIRL STOP
SHE ASK IF MAMMOTH TRUMPET FOR HER
GRUNG SAY YES
GRUNG ASK HER TO TAKE RIDE ON MAMMOTH
PRETTY CAVEGIRL HAVE DOUBTS BUT GRUNG CONVINCE BECAUSE MAMMOTH NICE
PRETTY CAVEGIRL CLIMB ON
GRUNG AND CAVEGIRL GO GET BRONTOSAURUS RIBS AT MAMMOTH-THRU
CAVEGIRL HUNGRY OTHER WAYS, ASK IF MAMMOTH GO FAST
OF COURSE MAMMOTH GO FAST
WE GO FAST
WE STOPPED BY MAMMOTH WITH FLASHY ROCK HAT
GRUNG FIND OUT CAVEGIRL ACTUAL GIRL, NOT CAVEWOMAN
CAVEMAN WITH FLASHY ROCK ON CHEST-SASH TAKE GRUNG TO SMALL BARRED CAVE
CONTACT TRIBE ELDERS
GRUNG FEAR ABUSE
GRUNG ASK TRIBE ELDERS HOW TRIP
ELDERS NOT HAPPY
ELDERS GIVE GRUNG ABUSE HE FEARS
ELDERS JUST NOT UNDERSTAND


ok, that was beautiful!  BRAVO!
 
2013-06-14 11:53:37 AM
Jonah Goldberg???  People still take his writing seriously???
 
2013-06-14 11:53:52 AM

skullkrusher: this thread is turning out to be the opposite of epic


I am trying my best, you stupid dick.
 
2013-06-14 11:54:29 AM

bdub77: buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.

BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.


HYBRIDS AND FORAGING NOT SOLUTION. SHAMAN PREDICT "PEAK BERRY" WITHIN NEXT SEVERAL MOONS. DRAK SAY FARMING AND USE OX WAY TO GO.
 
2013-06-14 11:54:40 AM
www.bloodpooptears.com

I'LL BE ON MY SLAB
 
2013-06-14 11:54:49 AM

skullkrusher: this thread is turning out to be the opposite of epic


GROG ANGRY. GROG THROW POINTED STICK.
 
2013-06-14 11:54:50 AM

kronicfeld: AFTER CAVE AND CAVE-NEXT-DOOR HIT BY BIG ROCKS THROWN BY TRIBE ACROSS SAND CAVEMEN EXPECT BIG CAVE KNOW ALL AND KEEP SAFE FROM ALL TRIBE. CAVEMAN NEED LEARN BIG CAVE EITHER KNOW ALL OR CAVEMAN KEEP SECRETS IN CAVE. GROND AM SAY THIS ALL TIME, BUT CAVEMEN JUST ACCUSE GROND OF LOVING TRIBE ACROSS SAND. LOOK LIKE PELT ON OTHER SHOULDER NOW.


MANY/LOTS!  NEVER FORGET!
 
2013-06-14 11:55:08 AM
LOR SAYS MOON GOD BETTER THAN SUN GOD SO LOR HAS RIGHT TO STEAL FROM SUN GOD PEOPLE
 
2013-06-14 11:55:53 AM

griffer: skullkrusher: this thread is turning out to be the opposite of epic

I am trying my best, you stupid dick.


ELDER GRIFF BEAR TOKEN TRIBE JAGOFF, GET YOUR OWN STICK
 
2013-06-14 11:55:57 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: skullkrusher: this thread is turning out to be the opposite of epic

GROG ANGRY. GROG THROW POINTED STICK.


FIRST GOOD THING GROG SAY.
 
2013-06-14 11:56:12 AM
I would just like to point out that Jonah Goldberg is a basement-dwelling pantload who got his job because his mother betrayed Monica Lewinsky's trust. Otherwise, he'd be just another Politics tab troll.
 
2013-06-14 11:56:13 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: bdub77: buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.

BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.

HYBRIDS AND FORAGING NOT SOLUTION. SHAMAN PREDICT "PEAK BERRY" WITHIN NEXT SEVERAL MOONS. DRAK SAY FARMING AND USE OX WAY TO GO.


PEAK BERRY IS MYTH FROM ANTI-CAVE SHAMAN. RAIN STILL FALL FROM SKY. GLOWING ORB STILL COMES UP IN DAY.
 
2013-06-14 11:56:33 AM

gameshowhost: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: OF COURSE. OOK THROW WORKERS UNDER BRONTOSAURBUS, THEN TAKE SHINY ROCKS AND LEAVE ON GOLDEN ROCKCHUTE.

AND BLAME THE WORKERS FOR WANTING TOO MANY SHINY ROCK!

TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY


DO YOU ALSO HAVE 1 MILLION ROCK INHERITANCE FROM FIRST BANK OF ROCKGERIA?
 
2013-06-14 11:56:36 AM
The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.
 
2013-06-14 11:57:15 AM

mbillips: I would just like to point out that Jonah Goldberg is a basement-dwelling pantload who got his job because his mother betrayed Monica Lewinsky's trust. Otherwise, he'd be just another Politics tab troll.


In other words, the Perfect Farker.
 
2013-06-14 11:57:16 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: bdub77: buckler: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GROG WANT CAVE TO BUILD CANOE TO BRING BERRIES FROM NORTH TO SELL TO TIGER TRIBE. WILL MAKE EASIER FOR CAVE TO FEED GROG'S MAMMOTH.

ALWAYS GROG MAMMOTH! ALWAYS EVERYTHING FOR GROG! GROG FORGET OTHERS LIVE IN CAVE.

BROK HAVE NEW HYBRID CALLED MULE. MAMMOTH NEED TOO MANY BERRIES. MULE SOMETIMES KICK LOT BUT VERY EFFICIENT, NEED LESS BERRIES.

HYBRIDS AND FORAGING NOT SOLUTION. SHAMAN PREDICT "PEAK BERRY" WITHIN NEXT SEVERAL MOONS. DRAK SAY FARMING AND USE OX WAY TO GO.


UGG SAY FARMING TURN MAIZE TO FIREWATER
 
2013-06-14 11:57:39 AM

griffer: The level of discourse around here that constitutes 'political discourse' is finally truly exposed. What a bunch of inane babble.  You are truly ignorant dicks.


CAVE WALL SERIOUS BUSINESS.
 
2013-06-14 11:57:40 AM

Aarontology: OOK HAD STEP AWAY FROM ROCKPUTER FOR MOMENT TO EARN MORE SHINY ROCK.

OOK RESPONSIBLE


TONDA WONDER IF OOK WAS COERCED.
 
2013-06-14 11:57:41 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: gameshowhost: Aarontology: Grand_Moff_Joseph: OF COURSE. OOK THROW WORKERS UNDER BRONTOSAURBUS, THEN TAKE SHINY ROCKS AND LEAVE ON GOLDEN ROCKCHUTE.

AND BLAME THE WORKERS FOR WANTING TOO MANY SHINY ROCK!

TONDA IS GIFTED AND LEADER OF INDUSTRY

DO YOU ALSO HAVE 1 MILLION ROCK INHERITANCE FROM FIRST BANK OF ROCKGERIA?


GROG NO WANT CAVE TO TAKE SHINY ROCKS FROM DEAD FATHER.
 
2013-06-14 11:57:47 AM

WTF Indeed: LOR SAYS MOON GOD BETTER THAN SUN GOD SO LOR HAS RIGHT TO STEAL FROM SUN GOD PEOPLE


INDEED.  NIGHTMARE MOON IS BEST GOD
 
2013-06-14 11:57:50 AM
Any system of government could bring utopia if everyone agreed that it would.  Arguing that one system is better is like arguing why apples are superior to oranges.  No one will ever be happy; ideals and practices will always change for better or for worse.  If you want to make the perfect world get ready to kill a lot of people which would ultimately make it harder and harder to convince people of your perfect world.

/talking to a wall
 
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