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(Quad City Times)   Say what you will about Fark's favorite paint-huffer; at least he never drove a car while high and killed three people   (qctimes.com) divider line 35
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-14 09:36:32 AM
Prosecutors say Blakey passed out before the crash after he inhaled chemicals from a compressed air canister.

The law is clear. If you're so wasted that you have no idea what that circular thing in your hands is, you go away for a long, long time. Drive like a maniac fully aware that you are likely to wreck and kill somebody, they'll let you plead to a misdemeanor.
 
2013-06-14 09:58:39 AM
He had a seizure all right. A seizure from huffing paint. Lock him away for a long long time. Or you could, you know, get him help for his problem.
 
2013-06-14 10:48:27 AM

kimwim: He had a seizure all right. A seizure from huffing paint. Lock him away for a long long time. Or you could, you know, get him help for his problem.


I'm not sure his problem can be fixed
 
2013-06-14 10:49:37 AM
Was he huffing WHILE driving?  It's a pretty short-acting "high"*

*note to kids:  It's not a high, it's lack of oxygen to the brain.  holding your breath is safer.  If you insist on getting high, please for the love of god just go get some weed
 
2013-06-14 10:53:37 AM
There can be only one
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-14 10:54:36 AM
Darwin snaps his fingers in annoyance, just missed a grand slam.
 
2013-06-14 10:56:25 AM

nekom: Was he huffing WHILE driving?  It's a pretty short-acting "high"*

*note to kids:  It's not a high, it's lack of oxygen to the brain.  holding your breath is safer.  If you insist on getting high, please for the love of god just go get some weed


In basic training we just choked each other out.
 
2013-06-14 10:57:01 AM
Yet.
 
2013-06-14 10:57:26 AM

nekom: Was he huffing WHILE driving?  It's a pretty short-acting "high"*

*note to kids:  It's not a high, it's lack of oxygen to the brain.  holding your breath is safer.  If you insist on getting high, please for the love of god just go get some weed


But weed is illegal and IT'S THE GATEWAY DRUG!!!11!!

www.letsjapan.org
 
2013-06-14 10:59:44 AM

nekom: Was he huffing WHILE driving?  It's a pretty short-acting "high"*

*note to kids:  It's not a high, it's lack of oxygen to the brain.  holding your breath is safer.  If you insist on getting high, please for the love of god just go get some weed


This.

What kind of idiot thinks breathing in paint fumes, compressed air, etc. is a GOOD idea?
 
2013-06-14 11:01:02 AM
He's never been caught doing those things, but I don't see how you can claim that he hasn't done them
 
2013-06-14 11:02:48 AM
Kind of bored today, so I was reading up on the trial.

Fritch was back on the stand Wednesday. He walked the court through Wal-Mart surveillance video from the day of the crash. The footage shows the 5 teens entering the store, picking up a can of computer cleaner and buying it.

I'm kind of wondering if the whole car was doing a huff-huff-pass. I mean I was a dumb kid once too, but there's no way I would have passed it to the driver.
 
2013-06-14 11:05:38 AM
ftfa:  The crash killed Levi Berg, 16, and Kelsey Clifford, 15, both of Toulon, along with Bradley Wood, 18, of Wyoming.

Gawdam. Just kids.
 
2013-06-14 11:12:46 AM
I saw a teen do this the other day at a light in heavy traffic.  Huffed something and then opened the door and proceeded to puke all over the road.  Looked at me and said "That was a bad idea."  You think???   Echoing nekom - just smoke some f'ing weed.
 
2013-06-14 11:15:30 AM
 
2013-06-14 11:17:03 AM

nekom: If you insist on getting high, please for the love of god just go get some weed


I agree wholeheartedly and thanks, I believe I will.
 
2013-06-14 11:18:27 AM
"he never drove a car while high and killed three people"

yet
 
2013-06-14 11:22:04 AM

RedPhoenix122: In basic training we just choked each other out.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2013-06-14 11:56:02 AM
I don't know how to feel about this. Sure, he deserves a DUI, but the passengers pretty much Darwin'd themselves. If you willingly ride with somebody who is farked up, I have no pity for you when you get killed.

At least he didn't kill any innocents.
 
2013-06-14 12:02:24 PM
Its like walking on sunshine.
 
2013-06-14 12:30:52 PM
since he is now prone to seizures, take his licence away for life, is a good start
 
2013-06-14 12:35:19 PM

what the cat dragged in: Lacquer head.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=kY7jSesdxl0


Love this.
 
2013-06-14 12:42:10 PM
i.qkme.me

/hot like sunshine
 
2013-06-14 01:25:11 PM
I was a stupid kid but I was never, ever stupid enough to huff. WTF, people. Drink, smoke weed, fine. Huffing random chemicals is unbelievably stupid.
 
2013-06-14 02:56:06 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: kimwim: He had a seizure all right. A seizure from huffing paint. Lock him away for a long long time. Or you could, you know, get him help for his problem.

I'm not sure his problem can be fixed


Nothing being a burden of the state for 28 years won't fix.  We should just make everything that sentence and then there would be no crime.
 
2013-06-14 03:57:05 PM

ZAZ: Prosecutors say Blakey passed out before the crash after he inhaled chemicals from a compressed air canister.

The law is clear. If you're so wasted that you have no idea what that circular thing in your hands is, you go away for a long, long time. Drive like a maniac fully aware that you are likely to wreck and kill somebody, they'll let you plead to a misdemeanor.


No doubt the 3 fatalities were alert, sober, and not involved.
 
2013-06-14 03:59:19 PM

Jument: I was a stupid kid but I was never, ever stupid enough to huff. WTF, people. Drink, smoke weed, fine. Huffing random chemicals is unbelievably stupid.


What we need is a way to get it directly from the can and into a vein.
 
2013-06-14 04:17:07 PM
When I was 15, no 20 year old wanted to hang out with me. Hell, when I was 18, no 20 year old wanted to hang out with me.
 
2013-06-14 04:25:24 PM

boyvoyeur: When I was 15, no 20 year old wanted to hang out with me. Hell, when I was 18, no 20 year old wanted to hang out with me.


i1136.photobucket.com

/JUST KIDDING!
 
2013-06-14 05:54:41 PM
OK so I have to smell that nasty shiat in the air can while blowing out electronics and the "problem" still exists?

No way!

shiat is more expensive than silver.
 
2013-06-14 05:59:17 PM

umad: I don't know how to feel about this. Sure, he deserves a DUI, but the passengers pretty much Darwin'd themselves. If you willingly ride with somebody who is farked up, I have no pity for you when you get killed.

At least he didn't kill any innocents.


trollin'  trollin'  trollin' some farkers keep on trollin'  rawhide!
they were just kids one was 15 years old. what they did stupid beyond measure, but a lot of us did, but Darwin was preoccupied. 3 kids dead, one who wishes he was, and four devastated families. why feel any compassion?
 
2013-06-14 06:11:02 PM
i'm originally from there (wyoming IL area) .

unmentioned in TFA is that toxicology indicated that the 3 victims had not been huffing.

this guy also had a girlfriend who was 8 month pregnant with twins at the time. maybe he shouldve been doing more with his life than huffing and driving with kids 3 years younger than him.
 
2013-06-14 07:02:23 PM

one-in-the-chamber: they were just kids one was 15 years old. what they did stupid beyond measure, but a lot of us did, but Darwin was preoccupied.


Speak for yourself. I never huffed anything while driving or rode with anybody who did. I was never that stupid.

why feel any compassion?

I don't. I don't feel bad for kids who die while skitching or car surfing either. They are doing us a favor by killing themselves off. If they had lived, they would have just become a bigger burden to society.
 
2013-06-14 08:33:59 PM
Why is it that the dumbasshole has to survive while others have to die? Go shove paint up his dumbasshole and let him suffer.
 
2013-06-15 08:33:02 AM
J Bonez little brother?!
 
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