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(Des Moines Register)   Have an excessive weed problem? Deploy some goats. And when you have an excessive goat problem, deploy goat-eating snakes. Then, deploy snake-eating gorillas. Then, when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas will simply freeze to death   ( divider line
    More: PSA, Monty Hall problem, weed problem, goats, snakes  
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2013-06-14 09:38:05 AM  
2 votes:
Goddammit. Every time I have a witty, sarcastic retort to a headline, someone has already used it!

2013-06-14 09:34:29 AM  
2 votes:
What about an insufficient weed problem? Got a goat that poops weed?
2013-06-14 09:33:45 AM  
2 votes:
Excessive Weed Problem?  I don't think so.
2013-06-14 09:33:31 AM  
2 votes:
I never understood why we waste gas to trim lawns when we could use goats and raise meat at the same time.
2013-06-14 11:48:39 AM  
1 vote:

picturescrazy: I never understood why we waste gas to trim lawns when we could use goats and raise meat at the same time.

Goats poop. Goats wander off. Goats occasionally require health care. Goats will eat stuff besides grass. Goats will starve and die messily if you don't happen to have enough grass to maintain them. Goats requires watching while you are on vacation.

There's a million reasons, really. A lawn mower needs maintenance and gas and stuff but it's still a lot less messy than a goat.

Smarter would be to not have a lawn but that's a fairly hard sell in most areas. Our society is just wired to have lawns now. Stupid, really.
2013-06-14 09:42:11 AM  
1 vote:
wait wait wait, gorillas don't eat goats do they?

I was in a mexican restaurant for a birthday party once and we went past closing time. They didn't kick us out though. The staff did start cooking a whole goat right in front of us, head and all, boiled it.

so i'm getting a kick out of this

/true story
2013-06-14 09:30:17 AM  
1 vote:
Or you could just kill the goats yourself.  Or rent the area out to hunters.

//goat is delicious.
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