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(Uproxx)   There's a 2003 comic book storyline with Pink Kryptonite that turns Superman gay   (uproxx.com) divider line 23
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2013-06-14 08:44:28 AM
21 votes:
Kneel before Zod.
2013-06-14 09:12:58 AM
4 votes:
Another type of kryptonite turns him into a hipster. I'd tell you what kind, but you've probably never heard of it.
2013-06-14 08:49:29 AM
3 votes:
So for one episode instead of not banging girls he was not banging guys?
2013-06-14 08:00:36 PM
2 votes:
And here I was thinking it was this fabulous new power:
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2013-06-14 07:26:57 PM
2 votes:
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2013-06-14 12:45:30 PM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: It was a one panel gag from Peter David's final Supergirl story arc.

Peter David... you know, the guy who won the GLAAD Award for his portrayal of Shatterstar and Rictor's relationship? Wrote one of the first characters with AIDS? Is still one of the best comic book writers around?


Was not aware that this was a one panel gag, or that it was Peter David.  I didn't even read the article, to be honest.  I'm not even sure where I am right now.  Who are you people?
2013-06-14 09:38:01 AM
2 votes:

varmitydog: Green kryptonite makes him Irish.

"You've got to do something about Superman, Lois. He's drained the vats of most of the breweries on the east coast and is causing flooding with his peeing!"


And yellow kryptonite turns him Japanese?

/I really think so think so think so think so
2013-06-14 09:17:12 AM
2 votes:
I'm guessing he's not a bottom.
2013-06-14 09:06:57 AM
2 votes:
Turns him gay of finally makes him honest about his sexuality?
2013-06-14 08:45:58 AM
2 votes:
Why are my underpants on outside of my tights?
Who wears capes anymore?
Hey Jimmy Olsen, Cm're.
2013-06-14 08:45:48 AM
2 votes:
Told you being gay was environmental and not genetic.
2013-06-14 08:21:19 PM
1 votes:
Okay I got nothing
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2013-06-14 03:37:55 PM
1 votes:

kid_icarus: EdgeRunner: Which kryptonite turns him into a creepy, soulless stalker and deadbeat dad? It was in the tie-in prequel comic for Superman Returns. (I'm remembering that right, aren't I? Cause the movie made no goddamn sense without that detail.)

That would be Vodkanite.


More like Scotchanite, but close enough--

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2013-06-14 02:45:13 PM
1 votes:

EdgeRunner: Which kryptonite turns him into a creepy, soulless stalker and deadbeat dad? It was in the tie-in prequel comic for Superman Returns. (I'm remembering that right, aren't I? Cause the movie made no goddamn sense without that detail.)


That would be Vodkanite.
2013-06-14 02:20:09 PM
1 votes:
The judges would also have accepted "I'm Super, thanks for asking."
2013-06-14 09:44:01 AM
1 votes:
Well with therapy and prayer he can become straight again.
2013-06-14 09:19:11 AM
1 votes:
Black kryptonite makes him all goth......or emo
2013-06-14 09:14:41 AM
1 votes:
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2013-06-14 08:59:11 AM
1 votes:
Breaking news from 2003?
2013-06-14 08:51:12 AM
1 votes:
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Unimpressed.
2013-06-14 08:48:32 AM
1 votes:
Anyone else notice when lois lane came out black her thighs got huge?
2013-06-14 08:48:00 AM
1 votes:
Well, if by "storyline" you mean "one-panel gag".
2013-06-14 08:43:11 AM
1 votes:
Fabulous
 
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