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(Huffington Post)   Farrah Abraham propositioned Charlie Sheen. Yeah, that seems about right   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 47
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2013-06-14 09:18:42 AM  
Her 15 are up!

/next
 
2013-06-14 09:19:56 AM  
New video on it's way!!
 
2013-06-14 09:26:53 AM  
Farrah Abraham had many debts, and many debts had Farrah Abraham...
 
2013-06-14 09:28:24 AM  
Sheen's girlfriend is so much hotter than this little MTV creation.
 
2013-06-14 09:31:21 AM  
Who?
 
2013-06-14 09:34:04 AM  

EyeballKid: Farrah Abraham had many debts, and many debts had Farrah Abraham...


But how many sons? How many SONS for Farrah Abraham?
 
2013-06-14 09:36:28 AM  
Well, she ain't ugly and she takes it in the butt? Why not...you don't have to marry her.
 
2013-06-14 09:45:32 AM  
It's all been down hill since killing Mozart.
 
2013-06-14 09:46:49 AM  
heard her on howard stern and I'd say she's full of shiat butt not after james dean's been in there.
 
2013-06-14 09:48:21 AM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Her 15 are up!

/next


I think she need to have 15 inches or men up in her first
 
2013-06-14 09:55:44 AM  
Apparently he didn't like her sharing those txts. Here is his latest one.

"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs."


I'm going outside now.
 
2013-06-14 09:56:11 AM  
WTF is a Farrah Abraham and is it kosher?
 
2013-06-14 09:56:54 AM  
Charlie can still pull women whose buttholes don't look like chewed HubbaBubba.

Sorry, Farrah.
 
2013-06-14 10:01:43 AM  
That's a big role to fill.  I've seen the vidya.
 
2013-06-14 10:04:03 AM  
I, for one, welcome the idea of Farrah as a full-time porn star.  She's pretty tasty.  In a vapid slunt kinda way.
 
2013-06-14 10:05:08 AM  

tinster9: Apparently he didn't like her sharing those txts. Here is his latest one.

"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs."

I'm going outside now.


I think this cements her status in the AH hall of fame.
 
2013-06-14 10:05:55 AM  

usttsdw: tinster9: Apparently he didn't like her sharing those txts. Here is his latest one.

"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs."

I'm going outside now.

I think this cements her status in the AH hall of fame.

AW! AW! ugh...

 
2013-06-14 10:07:40 AM  
Keep making Council Bluffs look like the cesspool it is, Farrah.
 
2013-06-14 10:09:30 AM  

steverockson: Who?


The actor from Platoon.
 
2013-06-14 10:10:15 AM  

RangerTaylor: I, for one, welcome the idea of Farrah as a full-time porn star.  She's pretty tasty.  In a vapid slunt kinda way.


I don't know, something about her face makes me not really be interested in watching her make her shame cave a cozy for mandingo schlong
 
2013-06-14 10:17:32 AM  
What an ass.

I got nuthin'.
 
2013-06-14 10:19:11 AM  
Drugs?
 
2013-06-14 10:37:33 AM  
She says I am not a whore, I am not a slut. That's not what here high school year book said!
 
2013-06-14 10:37:46 AM  
If Charlie Sheen don't want it, there must be something REALLY wrong with it...
 
2013-06-14 10:38:18 AM  
She says I am not a whore, I am not a slut. That's not what her high school year book said!
 
2013-06-14 10:41:56 AM  
Dear Anonymous, if you really want to make the world a better place, please erase any internet mention of this fauxlebrity.  While you're at it, take the Kardashians and Jersey Shore cast off of the interwebs also.
 
2013-06-14 10:42:16 AM  

tmcottle: She says I am not a whore, I am not a slut. That's not what her high school year book said!


Yes yes, so you keep saying.....
 
2013-06-14 10:55:21 AM  
Is she stuck at 14:59 or something? I thought she was going to take her million, buy an huge house and a rstuarant?
 
2013-06-14 11:04:19 AM  
FTA: The "Anger Management" actor said "coffee is for amateurs and grandmas," but told Abraham she is "fabulous" and that he "would love to get together."

Doesn't surprise me coming from a guy that lives off of Tiger Blood.
 
2013-06-14 11:24:24 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: RangerTaylor: I, for one, welcome the idea of Farrah as a full-time porn star.  She's pretty tasty.  In a vapid slunt kinda way.

I don't know, something about her face makes me not really be interested in watching her make her shame cave a cozy for mandingo schlong


You're entitled to your opinion, I'm just saying that I would like to wear her like a hat.
 
2013-06-14 11:34:49 AM  

RangerTaylor: IdBeCrazyIf: RangerTaylor: I, for one, welcome the idea of Farrah as a full-time porn star.  She's pretty tasty.  In a vapid slunt kinda way.

I don't know, something about her face makes me not really be interested in watching her make her shame cave a cozy for mandingo schlong

You're entitled to your opinion, I'm just saying that I would like to wear her like a hat.


Well so would I, but I would also drive across three states while doing it
 
2013-06-14 12:47:28 PM  
I think I know of an actor that would be a perfect match for the crazy exhibited by Charlie Sheen...

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-06-14 12:55:34 PM  

Loucifer: It's all been down hill since killing Mozart.


Winner.  Period.

i1168.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-14 12:59:37 PM  

tinster9: Apparently he didn't like her sharing those txts. Here is his latest one.

"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs."

I'm going outside now.


I think Charlie Sheen is using a ghost writer -
 
2013-06-14 01:00:46 PM  

limeyfellow: steverockson: Who?

The actor from Platoon.


Ha!  Do you have the original for that?
 
2013-06-14 01:14:54 PM  

Loucifer: It's all been down hill since killing Mozart.


www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-06-14 01:28:57 PM  
Farrah? I thought she died because of her ass?
 
2013-06-14 01:37:06 PM  

ferretman: Farrah? I thought she died because of her ass?


Bad meat in the can.
 
2013-06-14 01:50:55 PM  

I'm on the Brute Squad: tinster9: Apparently he didn't like her sharing those txts. Here is his latest one.

"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs."

I'm going outside now.

I think Charlie Sheen is using a ghost writer -


Sheen's been known to turn a phrase. It sounds like him. He's a complete d-bag himself.

Farrah:nice tities and takes it up the butt. She's looking for more fame and free coke.
 
2013-06-14 02:20:58 PM  
She's annoying, but I'd stick it in her ass.
 
2013-06-14 03:18:33 PM  
I read this as "Father Abraham," who as we know had many sons. A niece of mine sang that hymn as "Father Abraham had many thumbs, and many thumbs had Father Abraham."  I don't recall if Father Abraham had tranny boobs, nor how many of them if he did.  I would think the usual two boobs would suffice. A set of two tranny boobs has a Deuteronomy-like propriety to it. If I were MTF transgendered, I'd go for  a 2X4 column of freaky Remus-n-Romulus wolf-mother implants: eight boobs in all.  Just today I came to grips with the fact that I am not---and never will be--- a freaky MTF she-wolf mother. The injustice of this prickly truth I mourn. Nonetheless, the biblical lesson to be learned here is we are all God's Children: you nasty, nasty children.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-06-14 03:33:30 PM  

verbaltoxin: Keep making Council Bluffs look like the cesspool it is, Farrah.


NOW IT MAKES COMPLETE SENSE.

/grew up in Omaha
 
2013-06-14 03:43:22 PM  

I'm on the Brute Squad: limeyfellow: steverockson: Who?

The actor from Platoon.

Ha!  Do you have the original for that?




i1135.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2013-06-14 05:26:45 PM  
I don't think it would be advisable to get in a shiat-slinging contest with Charlie Sheen.
 
2013-06-14 05:48:50 PM  
She has great teeth.
 
2013-06-14 10:39:53 PM  

verbaltoxin: Keep making Council Bluffs look like the cesspool it is, Farrah.


fat girls, black squirrels, and $50 cars. I love it.....but still wouldn't live there
 
2013-06-15 05:27:28 AM  

tinster9: Apparently he didn't like her sharing those txts. Here is his latest one.

"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs."

I'm going outside now.


So, she's too much of a stupid whore for Charlie Sheen.  Well, that's it, she's not getting laid again without paying for it.
 
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