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(SeattlePI)   Austrian Hotel looks to hire Jester. No word on whether the position will be to sing for the king and queen in a coat borrowed from James Dean with a voice that comes from you and me   (seattlepi.com) divider line 46
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2013-06-14 09:24:28 AM
I bet that bastard Jester is already planning to steal the King's thorny crown the second he looks down!
 
2013-06-14 09:32:27 AM
Did you know that fire is the devils only friend?
 
2013-06-14 09:35:11 AM
Blech. awful headline
 
2013-06-14 09:35:20 AM
But the marching band will refuse to yield.
 
2013-06-14 09:35:48 AM

abhorrent1: Blech. awful headline


At least it didn't take 8 minutes to read.
 
2013-06-14 09:41:13 AM
www.movie-censorship.com
 
2013-06-14 09:41:56 AM
I think Crocodile Dundee would be a good candidate, he was kind of funny in those Austrian movies.
 
2013-06-14 09:42:21 AM
Yeah, after retiring from the Navy all those years ago, he could probably do to pick up some side work here and there.
 
2013-06-14 09:42:53 AM
The courtroom was adjourned - no verdict was returned?


/DNRTFA
 
2013-06-14 09:47:08 AM
Not only did  subbyway oversell the headline, you all helped.

/less is more
 
2013-06-14 09:50:16 AM
www.statesidestills.com

Not amused.
 
2013-06-14 09:50:43 AM

INeedAName: Not only did  subbyway oversell the headline, you all helped.

/less is more


A long, long time ago 
I can still remember how the headlines used to make me smile 
And, I knew if I had my moment that I could make those people comment, and... 
Maybe they'd be happy for a while...
 
2013-06-14 09:50:56 AM

LZeitgeist: Yeah, after retiring from the Navy all those years ago, he could probably do to pick up some side work here and there.


Unlike Davey, who's still in.
/and probably will be for life.
 
2013-06-14 09:52:16 AM
bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't take one more step
 
2013-06-14 09:52:40 AM
should have went with joker if nothing other than the slow clap gif.
 
2013-06-14 09:52:58 AM
Subby, that was some of the best flying I've seen to date - right up to the part where you got killed.

armystrongstories.com
 
2013-06-14 09:53:32 AM

Burr: INeedAName: Not only did  subbyway oversell the headline, you all helped.

/less is more

A long, long time ago 
I can still remember how the headlines used to make me smile 
And, I knew if I had my moment that I could make those people comment, and... 
Maybe they'd be happy for a while...


+1
 
2013-06-14 09:53:46 AM
I hate you guys
 
2013-06-14 09:56:08 AM
Is his name Maurice?

/and does he speak about the pompitous of love?
 
2013-06-14 09:57:14 AM
tough crowd!
 
2013-06-14 09:57:18 AM
Concierge: Here is our resident jester with an answer to your question.

Jester: Oh, your luggage has been lost. Too bad but it's not the hotel's cost. We've search all the rooms and casements. Though we won't look in the basement. 'cause that is the bell boys and maids lair. You know that's where the go to try on the guests underwear. Tee hee.
 
2013-06-14 09:57:43 AM
WHY SO SERIOUS?
4.bp.blogspot.com
...oh.
 
2013-06-14 09:58:18 AM

3StratMan: [www.statesidestills.com image 300x240]

Not amused.


teflon: Subby, that was some of the best flying I've seen to date - right up to the part where you got killed.

[armystrongstories.com image 237x237]


Came here for that, leaving satisfied.

/jester's dead!
//yee-haaa!
 
2013-06-14 09:59:22 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Clowns to the left of me - jokers to the right
Here I am
stecken in der Mitte mit Ihnen!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
 
2013-06-14 10:02:08 AM
img.youtube.com

My, my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry...
 
2013-06-14 10:15:51 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-14 10:32:51 AM
HOTY!
 
2013-06-14 10:40:57 AM
A jester? You've got to be kidding.
 
2013-06-14 10:46:39 AM
craighodgkins.files.wordpress.com

For some reason my wife thinks this movie is hilarious. Laughs her self silly every time she sees it. I don't get it.
 
2013-06-14 10:47:19 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-14 11:16:19 AM
...that John Denver's fulla shiat, man...
 
2013-06-14 11:42:27 AM

Lady J: tough crowd!


The headline made them clench their hands in fists of rage.

/that song will be stuck in my head all day now
 
2013-06-14 11:51:52 AM
holy crap I hate that f*cking song. 11 minutes of "why am I putting up with this.".
 
2013-06-14 12:13:02 PM
offmymeds
For some reason my wife thinks this movie is hilarious. Laughs her self silly every time she sees it. I don't get it.

I remember some older guys in my Army Reserve unit go ga-ga over Angela Lansbury. They had a valid point.
www.basilrathbone.net
 
2013-06-14 12:28:35 PM
Their previous jester must have passed...

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.
 
2013-06-14 12:48:49 PM
The potion with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle but the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

/From memory, dammit.
 
2013-06-14 01:01:12 PM

ZeroCorpse: The potion with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle but the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

/From memory, dammit.


GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 
2013-06-14 01:16:05 PM
I'm drinking whiskey and rye, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2013-06-14 01:18:38 PM

jake_lex: I'm drinking whiskey and rye, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


What is the status of your local levee?
 
2013-06-14 01:20:10 PM

FirstNationalBastard: jake_lex: I'm drinking whiskey and rye, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

What is the status of your local levee?


Mine's gonna break if it keeps on rainin'...
 
2013-06-14 01:51:30 PM
Helter skelter in the summer swelter,
The farmers flew off to the fallout shelter...

/Appropriate, given that I'm living in 90-degree heat...
//And a pool of my own sweat
///Gross
 
2013-06-14 02:02:43 PM
That guy's career is over anyway; the Yankees suck either way.
 
2013-06-14 03:18:39 PM
www.the-masque.com
 
2013-06-14 08:14:00 PM
Well guys, I was left with some spare time today (When I wasn't FARKing at work or actually working), So I made a little something for the next XBone thread. And whaddya know, this thread turns up. Here you go:

The day the XBox died.

Long, Long time ago...I can still remember how that console used to make me smile.And I knew if I had my chance I could make those people dance,and maybe they'd be fanboys for a while...But press releases made them shiver, with every statement we delivered.Bad news on the doorstep... we shouldn't make one more step.I can't remember if I cried When I read about the gamer's pride,but something touched me deep insideThe day the XBox died.So bye bye mr. microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry. And those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die,This'll be the day that I die...Did you write the book of bugs? And do you have faith in the dev above,'Cause the salesman tells you so.Now do you believe you have control,Can kinect save your mortal soul,And can you teach me how to spy real slow?Well I know that you're in bed with them,'Cause I saw your EULA's section ten.You both kicked off your shoes...Man I dig those N. S. A. blues!I was a lonely teenaged internet tough,with a troll account I used to bluff.But I knew I was out of luck the day the XBox died.I started singin' bye bye Mr. Microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry. And those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die,This'll be the day that I die.Now for ten years we've never been on our own,And now they offer us the new XBone-At least I still have the PS3.When the tester sang of the new SONY,in a coat he borrowed from E3,And a voice that came from you and me...Oh, and while the king was looking 'round,the jester stole his holy crown.Our courtroom was adjourned, our verdict was returned!And while coworkers played with Nerf foam darts,the floor tech trolled away on FARK.And we sang dirges in the dark, the day the XBox died.We were singin' bye bye Mr. Microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry. And those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die,This'll be the day that I die.Helter skelter in the summer swelter,the prepper's building  a fallout shelter.Eight miles high on fox news grass...he landed foul of his past, the gamers tried for a forward pass,With the tester on the sidelines in a cast...Now the convention's filled with sweat and gloom,While the consoles played a siren's tune.We all got up to dance, but we never got the chance.Because the gamers tried to take the field, console clans refused to yield.Do you recall what was revealed the day the XBox died?We started singin' bye bye Mr. Microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry. And those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die,This'll be the day that I die.Oooh in there we were all in one place,A generation lost and spaced, with no time left to start again.So come on, jack be nimble, jack be quick.XBone sat on a candlestick, 'cause fire is this console's only friend...And as I watched them on the stage, my hands were clenchedin fists of rage. No console born in hell could break that hateful spell!And as the flames climbed high into the night, to light the trolls both left and right,I saw SONY laughing with delight the day the XBox died.He was singin' bye bye Mr. Microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry. And those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die,This'll be the day that I die...I knew a Wii that sang the blues, and I asked it for some happy news...It just smiled and turned away.I went down to that sacred store, where I'd seen the console years before,But the man there said the console wouldn't play...And in the stores the children screamed, the fanboys cried and the forums teemed.But not a word was spoken, their illusions were all broken.And the three things I admire the most... The Father, The Son, and their broken hopes.They caught the last plane for the coast, the day the XBox died.And they were singin' bye bye Mr. Microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry. And them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die,This'll be the day that I die.
they were singin' bye bye Mr. Microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry. And them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die.
 /probably going to touch it up later when I get the time.
 
2013-06-14 08:23:57 PM
Wow, that turned out a mighty wall o'text. Here is a better one:


Long, Long time ago...I can still remember how that console used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance I could make those people dance,and maybe they'd be fanboys for a while...
But press releases made them shiver, with every statement we delivered.
Bad news on the doorstep... we shouldn't make one more step.
I can't remember if I cried When I read about the gamer's pride,but something touched me deep inside,
The day the XBox died.

So bye bye mr. microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry.
And those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die...

Did you write the book of bugs? And do you have faith in the dev above,
'Cause the salesman tells you so.Now do you believe you have control,
Can kinect save your mortal soul, And can you teach me how to spy real slow?
Well I know that you're in bed with them,'Cause I saw your EULA's section ten.
You both kicked off your shoes...Man I dig those N. S. A. blues!
I was a lonely teenaged internet tough,with a troll account I used to bluff.
But I knew I was out of luck the day the XBox died.

I started singin' bye bye Mr. Microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry.
And those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die.

Now for ten years we've never been on our own, And now they offer us the new XBone - At least I still have the PS3.
When the tester sang of the new SONY,in a coat he borrowed from E3,And a voice that came from you and me...
Oh, and while the king was looking 'round,the tester stole his holy crown.Our courtroom was adjourned,
our verdict was returned!
And while coworkers played with Nerf foam darts,the floor tech trolled away on FARK.
And we sang dirges in the dark, the day the XBox died.

We were singin' bye bye Mr. Microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry.
And those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die.

Helter skelter in the summer swelter,the prepper's building  a fallout shelter.
Eight miles high on fox news grass...he landed foul of his past, the gamers tried for a forward pass,
With the tester on the sidelines in a cast...
Now the convention's filled with sweat and gloom,While the consoles played a siren's tune.
We all got up to dance, but we never got the chance.
Because the gamers tried to take the field, console clans refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed the day the XBox died?

We started singin' bye bye Mr. Microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry.
And those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die.

Oooh in there we were all in one place,A generation lost and spaced, with no time left to start again.
So come on, jack be nimble, jack be quick.
XBone sat on a candlestick, 'cause fire is this console's only friend...
And as I watched them on the stage, my hands were clenchedin fists of rage.
No console born in hell could break that hateful spell!
And as the flames climbed high into the night, to light the trolls both left and right,I saw SONY laughing with delight the day the XBox died.

He was singin' bye bye Mr. Microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry.
And those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die...

I knew a Wii that sang the blues, and I asked it for some happy news...It just smiled and turned away.
I went down to that sacred store, where I'd seen the console years before,But the man there said the console wouldn't play...
And in the stores the children screamed, the fanboys cried and the forums teemed.
But not a word was spoken, their illusions were all broken.
And the three things I admire the most... The Father, The Son, and their broken hopes...
They caught the last plane for the coast, the day the XBox died.

And they were singin' bye bye Mr. Microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry.
And them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die.

they were singin' bye bye Mr. Microsoft guy,Drove my PC to a forum but the forum was dry.
And them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singin' this'll be the day that I die.

/sorry for the wall of text before. feel free to delete the previous post, mods.
 
2013-06-14 08:44:50 PM

washington-babylon: /sorry for the wall of text before. feel free to delete the previous post, mods.


Cause your follow up wasn't a wall-o-text?

/tl;dr
 
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