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(SeattlePI)   Prostitute arrested after making police officer sing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer with her. In subby's experience, that normally costs at least an extra 50 bucks   (seattlepi.com) divider line 22
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2013-06-14 10:14:15 AM
But do you recall? The most famous hand job of all?
 
2013-06-14 10:18:16 AM
The "Are you a cop" thing doesn't work.  Period.

However, what might work: "I'm sorry, I've never done anything like this before.  Are you sure it's legal?  I don't want to do anything illegal."

Not a lawyer, though.  I do know that cops can't talk you into doing anything illegal.  Also, I know that if a government official tells you that something is legal, they can't then arrest you for taking their advice.
 
2013-06-14 10:19:06 AM
When it turns out that she really is CIA I am gonna laugh and laugh...
 
2013-06-14 10:19:23 AM
FTFA - The "Beaver County Times".

I'll just leave it at that.
 
2013-06-14 10:20:34 AM

meanmutton: The "Are you a cop" thing doesn't work.  Period.

However, what might work: "I'm sorry, I've never done anything like this before.  Are you sure it's legal?  I don't want to do anything illegal."

Not a lawyer, though.  I do know that cops can't talk you into doing anything illegal.  Also, I know that if a government official tells you that something is legal, they can't then arrest you for taking their advice.


Difficulty: whistle blowers.
 
2013-06-14 10:20:53 AM
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
(Like a herpe!)
 
2013-06-14 10:23:01 AM
It's a festive day!
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2013-06-14 10:25:36 AM
Anal and a Christmas carol,of your choice,is $150.....That's all over the world.
 
2013-06-14 10:27:29 AM

oldfarthenry: It's a festive day!
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Is that Community?

/Why can't they give that show a fighting chance by scheduling it at 8:30/7:30 Central (no sitcom has a chance at the time slot it was given - directly up against "Big Bang Theory") or during summer rerun season? P.S., NBC: "Save Me" is a giant suckfest.
 
2013-06-14 10:29:02 AM

mama2tnt: oldfarthenry: It's a festive day!
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Is that Community?

/Why can't they give that show a fighting chance by scheduling it at 8:30/7:30 Central (no sitcom has a chance at the time slot it was given - directly up against "Big Bang Theory") or during summer rerun season? P.S., NBC: "Save Me" is a giant suckfest.


Yes, it was Community and those Gifs do not do that scene justice.

Watch it on Hulu.
 
2013-06-14 10:29:08 AM
FTFA: The Beaver County Times (http://bit.ly/10f8M0a ) reports Thursday that 45-year-old Marcia Settles asked the Ambridge officer to sing the carol during an odd verbal exchange just before her arrest June 4.

Ambridge Sgt. Glen Sovich contends he and Settles agreed on a price for a sex act but before other officers arrived she asked him, "Are you the police?" Sovich denied it and asked Settles the same thing, prompting her to tell him she worked for the CIA and planned to kill him. Then she asked him to sing the song.


You know something has to be crazy if it is in a story about prostitution from "Beaver County, yet "Beaver County" is not used in the headline.
 
2013-06-14 10:29:58 AM
If I recall correctly, the song has a happy ending.
 
2013-06-14 10:48:08 AM
Tax dollars well spent!
 
2013-06-14 10:54:41 AM
That little display of insanity may be enough to earn her some reasonable doubt if she takes it to trial.  Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit to you that she was not being serious when she said she was with the CIA and I further submit to you that she was not being serious when she said she would klll him and we know that nobody singing Christmas carols in the summer is serious... And if we are to believe the testimony of Officer Friendly over there... he was not seriously intending to pay for sex.  The prosecutor wants you to believe that the only serious thing about the entire exchange was her offer to sell sex to Officer Friendly.  Does that make sense to you?  Do you really believe that?  Are you convinced beyond a reasonable doubt?  Would you convict you own mother on such flimsy evidence?  Of course not.  Marcia Settles deserves the same consideration.
 
2013-06-14 11:03:49 AM

SirRepetitious: If I recall correctly, the song has a happy ending.


Of course... Rudolph went down on somebody.
 
2013-06-14 12:08:41 PM
Anyone who sings Christmas songs in June should be arrested.
 
2013-06-14 12:53:33 PM

stuffy: Anyone who sings Christmas songs in June should be arrested.


How about this one?
 
2013-06-14 01:15:04 PM
Extra?

Only if she sings it with my balls in her mouth.

/don't laugh -- try it
//worth every penny
 
2013-06-14 02:15:49 PM
Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton
 
2013-06-14 02:35:36 PM
"Police say a western prostitution suspect asked an undercover officer to sing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" with her before other police swooped in to arrest her."

A western prostitute would have requested "Home on the Range."
 
2013-06-14 02:38:32 PM
He had to pay extra for preforming oral on her while it was her monthly.
 
2013-06-14 04:37:23 PM
This is Sussudio. A personal favorite.

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