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(Popoholic)   Uma Thurman can still knock it out of the park at forty-three years old   (popoholic.com ) divider line 38
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2013-06-14 08:27:19 AM  
She wiggles my big toe, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Sorry pj
 
2013-06-14 08:28:45 AM  
Greatest breasts in the history of film.  1988.
 
2013-06-14 08:30:05 AM  
Indeed.

I remember when Penn Jillette was talking about her in most of his columns for PC Magazine, 20 years back, and I suspect few people knew who he was talking about.  She's still got it.
 
2013-06-14 08:36:59 AM  

The Muthaship: Greatest breasts in the history of film. 1988.


You misspelled "Laura Dern."
 
2013-06-14 08:39:53 AM  
Ugliest face in Hollywood.
 
2013-06-14 08:39:57 AM  

kronicfeld: The Muthaship: Greatest breasts in the history of film. 1988.

You misspelled "Laura Dern."


I am not an easy man to shock, but you've done it, sir.

Them tittays are mournful.
 
2013-06-14 08:42:20 AM  
I never got the appeal about her. She looks like a strung out heroin addict in most of her roles.
 
2013-06-14 08:50:54 AM  
Eeeeeh, always found her awkward looking and sort of manly. Like the kind of gal that closeted types gravitate to. NTTAWT
 
2013-06-14 08:55:00 AM  
content7.flixster.com
 
2013-06-14 08:55:44 AM  

frighty: Ugliest face in Hollywood.


You misspelled Toni Colette.
 
2013-06-14 08:57:06 AM  

kronicfeld: The Muthaship: Greatest breasts in the history of film. 1988.

You misspelled "Laura Dern."


No, he was right (for me anyway). DL came out on VHS when I was about 15, and her delivering the line "Would he be pleased?" is thus permanently tattooed on my mind due to that scene.
 
2013-06-14 08:57:56 AM  

kronicfeld: frighty: Ugliest face in Hollywood.

You misspelled Toni Colette.


YIKES you're not kidding. That woman's my age ... She'd look like my Mom next to me. Tragic.
 
2013-06-14 09:14:03 AM  
"...thanks to a jaw-dropping display of her red hot hotness and especially her ginormous super cleavage"

I have a hard time treating Popoholic articles as serious news when they write shiat like this...

/or ever
 
2013-06-14 09:21:32 AM  
Where the hell is Studman69 when you need him?
 
2013-06-14 09:30:02 AM  
People - People!
Never look at a gift horse in the mouth. Instead, stare at them spectacular chesty-nummers!
 
2013-06-14 10:06:15 AM  

The Muthaship: kronicfeld: The Muthaship: Greatest breasts in the history of film. 1988.

You misspelled "Laura Dern."

I am not an easy man to shock, but you've done it, sir.

Them tittays are mournful.


They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra.
 
2013-06-14 10:14:51 AM  
Don't bring that OD biatch to my house


/she is gonna kill bill
 
2013-06-14 10:23:20 AM  

thecpt: She wiggles my big toe, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Sorry pj


I'm the proudest Jedi ever!
 
2013-06-14 10:36:51 AM  
Came here to post the eye-wrangling, but I see Quantum Apostrophe's already on the case.  Good job.
 
2013-06-14 10:37:16 AM  

Alphax: Indeed.

I remember when Penn Jillette was talking about her in most of his columns for PC Magazine, 20 years back, and I suspect few people knew who he was talking about.  She's still got it.


I remember an article Penn wrote where he was talking about being set on fire for a TV pilot. As they were lighting him up, went some things he wanted to do in his life:

" I want to meet Uma Thurman. I want to sleep more. I want to sleep with Uma Thurman. Not in any particular order"
pocketdoppler.com  Indeed, Mr. Jillette, indeed.
 
2013-06-14 10:48:44 AM  
What's up with her ears?  Is she a Vulcan?
 
2013-06-14 10:48:51 AM  
Meh, she's a kid. 13 years younger than I.
But I would do dirty dirty things with her.
 
2013-06-14 11:21:48 AM  

vudukungfu: Meh, she's a kid. 13 years younger than I.
But I would do dirty dirty things with her.


At your age, I suppose that involves gardening?
 
2013-06-14 11:33:02 AM  
Here's Uma Thurman, who I used to have a huge crush on during the Pulp Fiction years...

Years? I wasn't aware the film spanned years.
 
2013-06-14 11:50:40 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: vudukungfu: Meh, she's a kid. 13 years younger than I.
But I would do dirty dirty things with her.

At your age, I suppose that involves gardening?


Ouch.  He must be getting old because he walked right into that one.
 
2013-06-14 11:56:25 AM  
I personally like that film "The Truth About Cats and Dogs" with Uma and Janeane Garofalo .  I always found it hilarious that they played up Uma like she was a goddess....  when Janeane was clearly the hot one.

/Uma was attractive in Pulp Fiction.  She is not and has never been "hot".  Her face is weird.

//Janeane isn't hot any more.  I has a sad.
 
2013-06-14 11:57:52 AM  

The Muthaship: Greatest breasts in the history of film.  1988.


I was mesmerized by their sheer beauty.  The perfect breasteses.
 
2013-06-14 12:11:21 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: vudukungfu: Meh, she's a kid. 13 years younger than I.
But I would do dirty dirty things with her.

At your age, I suppose that involves gardening?


+1.  Coffee out the nose and onto the keyboard!
 
2013-06-14 12:39:09 PM  

LonMead: Alphax: Indeed.

I remember when Penn Jillette was talking about her in most of his columns for PC Magazine, 20 years back, and I suspect few people knew who he was talking about.  She's still got it.

I remember an article Penn wrote where he was talking about being set on fire for a TV pilot. As they were lighting him up, went some things he wanted to do in his life:

" I want to meet Uma Thurman. I want to sleep more. I want to sleep with Uma Thurman. Not in any particular order"
[pocketdoppler.com image 246x300]  Indeed, Mr. Jillette, indeed.


Looks like a not so passable tranny in that pic.

Plus she has man hands and feet.

Bangable but nothing to write home about.
 
2013-06-14 01:09:33 PM  
 
2013-06-14 02:13:57 PM  

theflatline: Plus she has man hands and feet.


Holy shiat, this!

Her feet are heinous! She could hang from trees with those toes!
 
2013-06-14 02:31:12 PM  
why Ethan Hawke cheated on her is beyond me
 
2013-06-14 02:42:03 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW


Those pictures caused me to buy my first Playboy when they put her on the cover.
 
2013-06-14 03:47:41 PM  

TheMaskedArmadillo: Quantum Apostrophe: vudukungfu: Meh, she's a kid. 13 years younger than I.
But I would do dirty dirty things with her.

At your age, I suppose that involves gardening?

+1.  Coffee out the nose and onto the keyboard!


Send me the bill.
 
2013-06-14 03:50:10 PM  
Uma Jerry, Uma!
 
2013-06-14 07:04:54 PM  

xria: kronicfeld: The Muthaship: Greatest breasts in the history of film. 1988.

You misspelled "Laura Dern."

No, he was right (for me anyway). DL came out on VHS when I was about 15, and her delivering the line "Would he be pleased?" is thus permanently tattooed on my mind due to that scene.


This...written on the back of a nubile teen French nobilewoman.
 
2013-06-15 04:32:43 PM  
Abe vigodas ghost - god bless you sir.

/wipes away tears of joy
 
2013-06-15 07:26:51 PM  

Bslim: Eeeeeh, always found her awkward looking and sort of manly. Like the kind of gal that closeted types gravitate to. NTTAWT


This Xs 1000000.
 
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