CapeFearCadaver: Ya know, I haven't been to a movie theatre in..... 6 years.
Mugato: LOL, a "small" popcorn. Because popcorn is so expensive to make, they couldn't spring for a large.
simplicimus: Hmmm. $50 now or $1 in 6 months? Hard choice.
s2s2s2: Their future's so bright Theaters will have to wear shutters....on their doors....because no one is paying that./I am ashamed of this post
Petit_Merdeux: CapeFearCadaver: Ya know, I haven't been to a movie theatre in..... 6 years.DLP projector. 100" screen. 7.1 surround. Cheap food & booze.And patience.Don't need to see it NOW!
Vodka Zombie: I am pretty much done with theaters.Sure, I don't have the best home theater set-up, but at least I'm not paying a heap of cash to sit next to some asshole teenager with a cellphone addiction and an incessant urge to babble-away until the ritalin wears off.
OtherLittleGuy: simplicimus: Hmmm. $50 now or $1 in 6 months? Hard choice.How much is the audio book, either CD or download?
NutWrench: Well, let's see what's playing at the local theater:Man of Steel. MaybeMan of Steel 3D: NoThis Is The End: NoThe Internship: NoThe Purge: NoNow You See Me: NoFast & Furious 6: hell NoAfter Earth: Aww, hell noEpic: And . . . no.Must be "piracy" that's costing the studios all that money.
NutWrench: This Is The End: No
NutWrench: Fast & Furious 6: hell No
Vodka Zombie: You had a good idea
namegoeshere: There are very few movies out these days worth paying $10.50 to see.I can't think of any movie worth $50. Unless of course that includes a nice steak dinner and a bottle of wine.
R Kelly's Doo Doo Butter: Thats cute how a lot of you people are judging this film before even seeing it.
CapeFearCadaver: Ya know, I haven't been to a movie theatre in..... 6 years. That's not going to change any time soon.
skozlaw: NutWrench: This Is The End: NoYou're a bad person on the inside, aren't you? This looks pretty damn funny, despite the cast.NutWrench: Fast & Furious 6: hell NoSurprisingly, this one is actually getting pretty good reviews. It's not the type of movie I'd pay the outrageous fee to see in theaters, but apparently if you just want some goofy action fun, it hits the nail on the head.
NutWrench: This Is The End: No
d23: Vodka Zombie: I am pretty much done with theaters.Sure, I don't have the best home theater set-up, but at least I'm not paying a heap of cash to sit next to some asshole teenager with a cellphone addiction and an incessant urge to babble-away until the ritalin wears off.It's not fair to just put the problem on teenagers. There are two problems unique to older viewers. One is the "instant replay" persons that have to say out loud what has just happened on the screen. The other, of course, is also a problem outside of the theater, and usually involves an elderly person yelling "What did he say?"
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