Dahnkster: [cdn.backyardchickens.com image 350x253]God gave us dominion over the animals. Because Easter.
bdub77: What about tossing a bucket of blood on Mitch McConnell? Can we at least agree that's OK?
WrongTrousers: "HOLA DEA"?/dnrtfa
I sound fat: Yeah, it might make him stand out to a predator, but wouldnt it also make the predator not know it was a turtle?I mean the thing DID survive in the wild until THEY took it out of the wild.
HAMMERTOE: No different from putting a tattoo on an attractive woman.
vudukungfu: HAMMERTOE: No different from putting a tattoo on an attractive woman.You mean, on what USED to be an attractive woman.
UtileDysfunktion: /of course, unattractive women can do whatever the hell they want//ink, no ink, doesn't matter
Highroller48: At least it wasn't an elephant.[4.bp.blogspot.com image 650x417]/Birdie num-nums
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