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(NW Florida Daily News)   You look awfully foolish if you accuse a man of not being a cop when he's in full cop uniform   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 3
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2013-06-14 03:46:42 PM  
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offmymeds: As I've mentioned before in threads on the subject of "difficult" (uppity) cops, you only need remind them that they are public servants and that you, as a taxpayer, pay their salaries. That usually straightens 'em out.


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What are they going to do, give me a ticket? Some people live in fear of getting a ticket! They don't know how to handle it. You just got to be firm with the policeman. Be firm with the policeman. Policemen respect strength. While he's writing out that ticket, you gotta flash him a whole lot of BAD LOOKS. Then, JUST before he finishes writing it out, tear it out of his hands, tell him you're gonna check it over for mistakes. Take a good, long time reading the ticket, and then crumple it up, throw it on the floor and say, "fark you *and* your ticket too. You asshole in a hat! I've got eight or nine of these things floating around here, you think I've got time for yours? Say...don't I pay your salary? You're a public servant: go get me a glass of water. You pinheaded prick! I got a party to get to, I've got a trunk full of heroin here, get out of my way!" He'll like that. He'll be appreciating it *all* the way downtown...to the *maximum* security penitentiary where you'll spend life with no chance of parole and no conjugal visits. Except from some big guy you don't want one from.

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2013-06-14 11:44:19 AM  
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Pincy: offmymeds: As I've mentioned before in threads on the subject of "difficult" (uppity) cops, you only need remind them that they are public servants and that you, as a taxpayer, pay their salaries. That usually straightens 'em out.

Ya, I'm sure that usually works, I recommend that everyone try it and post your results.


After posting your bail of course. :)
2013-06-14 08:21:38 AM  
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Just because I'm dressed this way does NOT make me a police officer!
 
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