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(NW Florida Daily News)   You look awfully foolish if you accuse a man of not being a cop when he's in full cop uniform   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 31
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2013-06-14 07:11:34 AM
Just ask for the badge number. Always ends well.
 
2013-06-14 07:13:36 AM
'I ain't (redacted) leaving and you can't make me'lulz
 
2013-06-14 07:13:53 AM
Ya say that now but just wait till you find yourself trussed up in a pawn shop basement with the Gimp giggling over you...
 
2013-06-14 07:14:19 AM
Ask him if HE knows who YOU are.
 
2013-06-14 07:14:41 AM
...And that's why you hit Preview before Add Comment.
 
2013-06-14 07:16:17 AM
What a fake cop may look like.

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2013-06-14 07:19:22 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What a fake cop may look like.

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I'm sure that the powers of Fark can find us better fake cop pictures.
 
2013-06-14 07:20:04 AM
murderpedia.org

Agrees with Subby.
 
2013-06-14 07:28:13 AM
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Also agrees with Subby.
 
2013-06-14 07:32:44 AM
Ahhhh, drunken retards, they're always good for a laugh.
 
2013-06-14 07:57:07 AM
csb: I was sitting in a bar with a friend once when two fully uniformed cops came in and asked to see everyones ID, claiming underage violation checks. When they got to our table my friend asked to see the cop's ID, he pulled out an official City of Bismarck ID from his wallet and showed us. The other cop sees something odd and comes over to our table and demands "what's going on over here?" the first cop says "I got carded!" and started laughing. Cop 1 was cool, cop 2 was a dick who couldn't see the humor in any of it.
 
2013-06-14 07:57:30 AM
Those tricks don't work on me...
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2013-06-14 08:07:59 AM

grokca: AverageAmericanGuy: What a fake cop may look like.

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I'm sure that the powers of Fark can find us better fake cop pictures.


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2013-06-14 08:11:36 AM
What a fake cop may look like:

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2013-06-14 08:19:46 AM

jehovahs witness protection: grokca: AverageAmericanGuy: What a fake cop may look like.

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I'm sure that the powers of Fark can find us better fake cop pictures.

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Does that floating head to the left of the cop wig anyone else out? *shudder*
 
2013-06-14 08:20:25 AM
meh, just one more drunk on the beach story.
 
2013-06-14 08:21:38 AM
Just because I'm dressed this way does NOT make me a police officer!
 
2013-06-14 08:34:40 AM

grokca: I'm sure that the powers of Fark can find us better fake cop pictures.


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2013-06-14 08:39:15 AM

grokca: AverageAmericanGuy: What a fake cop may look like.

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I'm sure that the powers of Fark can find us better fake cop pictures.


Anyone seen  FLYNAVY lately?
 
2013-06-14 08:47:05 AM

EightyEight: csb: I was sitting in a bar with a friend once when two fully uniformed cops came in and asked to see everyones ID, claiming underage violation checks. When they got to our table my friend asked to see the cop's ID, he pulled out an official City of Bismarck ID from his wallet and showed us. The other cop sees something odd and comes over to our table and demands "what's going on over here?" the first cop says "I got carded!" and started laughing. Cop 1 was cool, cop 2 was a dick who couldn't see the humor in any of it.


I would be cop one. By the way were you near a or in a college bar? It would make sense if you were. Checking and confiscating fake ids.
 
2013-06-14 08:57:54 AM
Really tempted to GIS "Hot chick stripper cop" but there are a couple of internet enforcement thugs already waiting outside my cubicle this morning.

Bad Internet Cop "Step away from the browser, sir. Hands off the keyboard."

Good Internet Cop "Aw let him delete his history. We have all the evidence back at HQ."

Bad Internet Cop "People like you who abuse the resources of this great company make me sick."

Good Internet Cop "It may not be his fault. Maybe he has an addiction."

Bad Internet Cop "Let me smash his hands with a hammer. That'll cure his addiction"
 
2013-06-14 10:12:02 AM

jehovahs witness protection: grokca: AverageAmericanGuy: What a fake cop may look like.

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I'm sure that the powers of Fark can find us better fake cop pictures.

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What's with the disembodied head on the lower left?
 
2013-06-14 11:06:31 AM
As I've mentioned before in threads on the subject of "difficult" (uppity) cops, you only need remind them that they are public servants and that you, as a taxpayer, pay their salaries. That usually straightens 'em out.
 
2013-06-14 11:36:17 AM

offmymeds: As I've mentioned before in threads on the subject of "difficult" (uppity) cops, you only need remind them that they are public servants and that you, as a taxpayer, pay their salaries. That usually straightens 'em out.


Ya, I'm sure that usually works, I recommend that everyone try it and post your results.
 
2013-06-14 11:44:19 AM

Pincy: offmymeds: As I've mentioned before in threads on the subject of "difficult" (uppity) cops, you only need remind them that they are public servants and that you, as a taxpayer, pay their salaries. That usually straightens 'em out.

Ya, I'm sure that usually works, I recommend that everyone try it and post your results.


After posting your bail of course. :)
 
2013-06-14 11:56:53 AM
Just because you wear a whore's uniform doesn't make you a whore.
 
2013-06-14 12:15:43 PM

phrawgh: Ask him if HE knows who YOU are.


Cop: "Yeah. You're the jerk that's gonna get a first-hand look at how the justice system works."

*slaps on cuffs*

"Don't hit your head gettin' into the patrol car...*WHAM*...oops...sorry 'bout that!"
 
2013-06-14 01:40:55 PM
What a fake Amy in a Fake cop uniform might look like
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2013-06-14 03:46:42 PM

offmymeds: As I've mentioned before in threads on the subject of "difficult" (uppity) cops, you only need remind them that they are public servants and that you, as a taxpayer, pay their salaries. That usually straightens 'em out.


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What are they going to do, give me a ticket? Some people live in fear of getting a ticket! They don't know how to handle it. You just got to be firm with the policeman. Be firm with the policeman. Policemen respect strength. While he's writing out that ticket, you gotta flash him a whole lot of BAD LOOKS. Then, JUST before he finishes writing it out, tear it out of his hands, tell him you're gonna check it over for mistakes. Take a good, long time reading the ticket, and then crumple it up, throw it on the floor and say, "fark you *and* your ticket too. You asshole in a hat! I've got eight or nine of these things floating around here, you think I've got time for yours? Say...don't I pay your salary? You're a public servant: go get me a glass of water. You pinheaded prick! I got a party to get to, I've got a trunk full of heroin here, get out of my way!" He'll like that. He'll be appreciating it *all* the way downtown...to the *maximum* security penitentiary where you'll spend life with no chance of parole and no conjugal visits. Except from some big guy you don't want one from.

/Transcript doesn't fully match the video, but I can't find a better version, and I'm not typing it all in!
//Click the pic for the video version!
 
2013-06-14 04:01:01 PM

thatboyoverthere: I would be cop one. By the way were you near a or in a college bar? It would make sense if you were. Checking and confiscating fake ids.


Bismarck was only about 60k people at the time, so  everywhere in town was near U of Mary and Bismarck State. Comfort Inn Lounge is well know for cheap strong drinks so it has always had a mix of people of all ages.
 
2013-06-14 05:38:21 PM
I've seen a lot of spinals dude, and this guy's a fake
 
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