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(Metronews.ca)   "We strongly suggest for people not to take the matter into their own hands," said police, after man caught masturbating in McDonald's parking lot   (metronews.ca) divider line 9
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2013-06-14 04:40:35 AM
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EmmaLou: I caught a guy jerking it in the hot tub at a Hilton the other day.


By "at a Hilton" do you mean in one of their fine hotels, or in the direction of Paris Hilton?
2013-06-14 01:46:42 AM
4 votes:
How tacky. I prefer to masturbate in the lots of classier places. Like Red Lobster.
2013-06-13 11:59:18 PM
2 votes:
I'll bet he gets off with a stiff fine.
2013-06-14 12:10:27 PM
1 votes:
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started doing that, that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've masturbated in a lot of McDonalds parking lots, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
2013-06-14 12:04:25 PM
1 votes:
I'm lovin it.
2013-06-14 06:37:49 AM
1 votes:
Gee Officer Krupke we're down on our knees . . .
2013-06-14 05:22:12 AM
1 votes:
Maybe he's a chubby-chaser and was aroused by a pair of overweight women named Patricia?

Two obese Patti's...
2013-06-14 04:32:21 AM
1 votes:
now that I am in my mid 30's, it is interesting to think of the different places that I have, or have at least thought about, masturbating.
2013-06-14 01:18:45 AM
1 votes:
That explains the special sauce.
 
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